Archive: 5189 posts

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When you leave meat out for too long, it rots.

2012-11-09 05:22:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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And you plant plants in pots

2012-11-09 14:40:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Patofan has made 104 posts that are not in the forum games.

2012-11-09 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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(If we counted the ones on the forum games I would probably be over 300 ) And in the PSN Store there are lots of ports

2012-11-09 17:30:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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(If we counted the ones on the forum games I would probably be over 300 ) And in the PSN Store there are lots of ports I don't like the new store design. Much harder to find things. I'd like to be able to view all the week's new releases in 1 page, as it was before. I don't like how the new releases are split up into different parts now.

2012-11-09 20:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You folks want to party?

2012-11-09 20:31:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I do! Who wants a burger (a bun with a beef patty in it)?

2012-11-11 01:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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As long as it's not too fatty.

2012-11-13 12:48:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You guys are driving me batty.

2012-11-14 01:11:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I wish I could eat this patty

2012-11-16 02:10:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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I think that was said 3 posts before. Also, I'm the only Gensokyo resident here :C EDIT: My cellar was ratty (full of rats)

2012-11-16 16:26:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I drove along the rutty road.

2012-11-16 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A butty is an English slang for a sandwich.

2012-11-19 11:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Eat too many and it will go straight to your butt.

2012-11-19 20:09:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Let's bust out of here!

2012-11-19 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is no escape from this place.

2012-11-19 23:09:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I got my environmentalist friend two burs as a present.

2012-12-10 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, today I ate 3 buns

2012-12-11 14:06:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Anyone who makes LBP-related puns should be sacked.

2012-12-11 14:31:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Yeah, and we'll give him a punt with the leg

2012-12-11 16:09:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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There is a very naughty modification I could make to that word, but I won't do that. Instead I'll enjoy a nice pint of beer.

2012-12-11 21:05:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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And I'll pant because I just ran 9001 km

2012-12-11 23:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Whoops, I forgot to wear pants again today.

2012-12-11 23:16:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Just wait until someone rants about pants-wearing

2012-12-12 17:04:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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He rents out his apartment to subletters when he's gone for the holidays.

2012-12-13 01:20:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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And it only costs 59 cents.

2012-12-13 03:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be sure no one dents your car

2012-12-13 15:33:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Or else we couldn't go on our camping trip. It would've been "in tents"! lolseewhatididthere

2012-12-13 23:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hmmmm.... a play on words. Interesting, Mr R1D3R. Hey, do you remember playing Portal 2 with me? Doing all those tests?

2012-12-14 09:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Hold on, I can't answer you. I'm putting food in all my bird nests.

2012-12-14 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's pointless. It won't attract any birds, I've caught them all in nets.

2012-12-14 13:57:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You won't be able. They all got stuck on my nets

2012-12-14 13:58:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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You won't be able. They all got stuck on my nets Try again, sunshine.

2012-12-14 14:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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No, I meant to feed the birds living there. They're very sick, and I give them special foods from 2 different vets.

2012-12-14 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I bought two vests for myself yesterday Try again, sunshine. Why does everyone ninja me at this game?

2012-12-14 22:21:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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But you dropped them through vents.

2012-12-15 00:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And people were hiding them in tents at the campground.

2012-12-19 08:01:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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And they were all tints of brown.

2012-12-19 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I like to drink tins of paint.

2012-12-20 09:25:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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And I like to collect pins in LBP2.

2012-12-20 13:43:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I had to pick among many pines to find the perfect Christmas tree.

2012-12-20 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We are held upright due to our spines.

2012-12-20 16:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Don't step on the spikes. You know what will happen.

2012-12-20 16:36:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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I fished some pikes yesterday

2012-12-20 17:50:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I fished some pikes yesterday I have a question: How many bikes were there near the lake?

2012-12-20 19:38:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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I saw one. I heard the owner likes fried tuna

2012-12-20 20:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Did you get them from the lakes in the Northwestern states (Idaho, Montana, Wyoming)?

2012-12-20 21:06:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Who likes cakes?

2012-12-21 10:24:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I do. Just wait 'till my friend bakes some

2012-12-21 16:04:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Apples love to eat baked cakes. Be sure to share with them.

2012-12-21 17:52:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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I'd help to bake the cake, but I don't feel like it.

2012-12-21 20:07:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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My pet apple baked her cake at the bakery base.

2012-12-22 07:45:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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That apple can bake, but can it play the bass?

2012-12-22 08:57:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Force = Mass x Acceleration

2012-12-22 19:29:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You got the formula right. You may pass.

2012-12-22 19:46:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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But suddenly, he travelled back to the past!

2012-12-23 08:58:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What are you going to post next? I hope it's about apples.

2012-12-23 21:16:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Stop talking about apples, get LOST.

2012-12-23 22:46:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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And I lose.

2012-12-23 22:58:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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And losers get splashed by the HOSE! >

2012-12-23 23:01:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I love my nose, and I love my lungs.

2012-12-23 23:05:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Stop making so much NOISE, weirdo! o_O

2012-12-23 23:06:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Poise....... I can't think of a sentence for it.

2013-01-02 14:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Strike a pose for the camera!

2013-01-02 21:53:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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And get me a rose while you're at it!

2013-01-04 10:47:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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And also get me some rope

2013-01-04 17:26:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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This fruit is quite ripe

2013-01-04 17:54:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046

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One of my favourite levels in LBP2 is Pipe Dreams.

2013-01-04 18:05:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Mm. I love the smell of fresh pine.

2013-01-04 19:50:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I pressed 'Enter' when I started writing this post. 'Enter' makes you skip a line.

2013-01-04 20:39:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I can only find lint in my pocket...

2013-01-05 06:11:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Would you like a pint of milk?

2013-01-05 07:13:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Phew. Typing so much makes me pant.

2013-01-05 09:26:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Putting my pants is realy hard

2013-01-05 16:03:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Really? Maybe you've got ants in your pants.

2013-01-05 16:37:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Sometimes it's hard to resist my wants and needs, like itchy pants and pints of milk.

2013-01-05 18:07:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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I can make your dreams come true with magic wands.

2013-01-05 18:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My sister winds the clock a little too tightly.

2013-01-05 20:32:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Maybe she had too many fine wines.

2013-01-05 22:03:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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If I was a polygamist, I'd ask her to be one of my wives.

2013-01-05 22:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Would you take her to hear the crashing waves of the ocean?

2013-01-05 22:28:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Would you take her to hear the crashing waves of the ocean? And see what's in the caves?

2013-01-06 02:02:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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You shouldn't stop asking until she has caved.

2013-01-06 02:45:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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You shouldn't stop asking until she has caved. I should've cared about asking questions before it happens.

2013-01-06 03:09:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Maybe an index card full of questions will help.

2013-01-06 03:45:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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If only I had a car.

2013-01-06 03:55:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Maybe a cart will do?

2013-01-06 10:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Nope! I think it lost a part.

2013-01-06 12:03:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Let's throw a missing part party!

2013-01-06 21:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I guess we could get a little arty with the decorations.

2013-01-07 06:59:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I haven't mastered the art of forum management.

2013-01-07 08:47:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Have you mastered already the part about apples and safety?

2013-01-07 11:11:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I'm not sure, but I like to watch South Park. But not my pet apple. She doesn't like bad shows.

2013-01-07 11:26:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Flippin eck! You guys are busy. You're certainly managed to perk this thread up a bit!

2013-01-07 12:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Flippin eck! You guys are busy. You're certainly managed to perk this thread up a bit! What does that mean, and how are we perking up the thread? I like to eat pork. This means ham, bacon, and sausage.

2013-01-07 12:07:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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What does that mean, and how are we perking up the thread? Just because you're all perked up with perkyness, you perky so-and-so's. Sometimes I can be a bit of a dork.

2013-01-07 13:04:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Being a dork in the dark could be dangerous.

2013-01-07 17:03:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Being a dork in the dark could be dangerous. Yeah, because an apple could dart right through in the dark and hit the dork.

2013-01-07 17:42:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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If Isaac Newton wasn't sat under that tree, the apple would have gone straight into the dirt.

2013-01-07 18:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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If the apple was a bomb, it would've been dire for Isaac Newton NOT to have been under the tree.

2013-01-07 20:15:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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But it's not, so there will be no fire.

2013-01-08 00:35:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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That's means there's no fine for it.

2013-01-08 00:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If it ever happened, they'd never find me!

2013-01-08 03:26:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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You're just trying to wind us all up!

2013-01-08 07:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Well, that was clearly not kind!

2013-01-08 15:35:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Aw, but I'm just a kid at heart.

2013-01-08 20:48:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Kids these days...

2013-01-08 20:55:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Lids these days...

2013-01-08 20:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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There's nothing wrong with a few white lies.

2013-01-08 21:12:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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There's nothing wrong with a few .... erm..... white pies.

2013-01-08 22:06:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Who are we kidding? White pies and white lies are the pits.

2013-01-09 00:40:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Meanwhile I bought 8 pints (i.e. a gallon) of milk from the store.

2013-01-09 01:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Come on, give me more hints.

2013-01-09 10:50:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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It depends on the number of hits LBPCentral gets a day.

2013-01-09 15:19:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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An old man sits in a wheel chair.

2013-01-09 15:48:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Coins in Ponyville are called "BITS". 8D

2013-01-09 18:30:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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They're not food, so don't take a few bites.

2013-01-09 18:50:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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That would hurt. Maybe you'd collapse and be eaten by mites.

2013-01-09 21:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I don't even know what a mite is.

2013-01-10 09:39:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Listen, mate, a mite is obviously a small arthropod belonging to the subclass Acari (also known as Acarina) and the class Arachnida. Duh. (It's also how an Aussie might pronounce the word "mate").

2013-01-10 12:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Pfffff, that won't help me get a date.

2013-01-10 13:04:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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I dare the person below to do the cinnamon challenge.

2013-01-10 13:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I would've dared to mention that I don't even know what the cinnamon challenge is, but I got too scared in case you were cross with me.

2013-01-10 16:16:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I would've dared to mention that I don't even know what the cinnamon challenge is, but I got too scared in case you were cross with me. If you truly cared, you would've searched it on youtube, for example (now this is an extreme version, hence the no. of views ): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I

2013-01-10 16:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I wanted to the cinnamon challenge but I was too scared

2013-01-10 16:31:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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(GloZell! <3) Had you done it, would you have shared your experience on YouTube?

2013-01-10 18:22:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Play, Create, and Share, not Spam, Troll, and H4H.

2013-01-10 19:23:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Hobbits live in The Shire.

2013-01-10 21:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Dwarf for hire for mining mythril

2013-01-10 23:17:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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When I see dwarfs lazing around, I feel nothing but ire building inside me.

2013-01-11 06:34:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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You are right to feel that way.

2013-01-11 09:27:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I would've said the same but I was chasing a hare.

2013-01-11 11:46:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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I dare say you would have got tired.

2013-01-11 16:32:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Frankly, I don't give a darn.

2013-01-11 19:03:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I ought to warn you that that kind of language is really not very nice, and could offend someone.

2013-01-11 20:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Then maybe it's time we settle this at war.

2013-01-12 02:25:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Come on, let's make peace and hang out in a bar.

2013-01-12 10:01:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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How do we get there? Maybe we should drive in a car. EDIT: Sniped! :kz:

2013-01-12 10:02:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Oh sure, just let me put this card up my sleeve. EDITE: Counter-sniped :kz:

2013-01-12 15:56:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Okay, okay. I'll ward off any negative temptations over a drink...or more.

2013-01-12 19:55:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Are you sure you can do this? There has been word that for each purchased drink you get another one for free.

2013-01-13 11:11:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Wow. I may be too hungover to work tomorrow.

2013-01-13 22:47:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Who cares? Don't be such a dork.

2013-01-13 22:50:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Or instead go eat some pork

2013-01-13 23:18:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Don't be silly, I couldn't do that without a fork.

2013-01-14 15:17:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Don't worry, you'll be able too! Just complete this form here and it'll work

2013-01-14 21:30:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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From where did you obtain that form?

2013-01-14 23:27:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I got it from a frog!

2013-01-15 00:05:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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A frog? Can you flog it on eBay so I can have it?

2013-01-15 07:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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This thread has started to flow nicely.

2013-01-15 12:33:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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And it will eventually sit in a plow too

2013-01-15 15:03:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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POW! Right in the kisser!

2013-01-16 01:56:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Have you customized your pod already?

2013-01-16 13:37:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I wore a shoulder pad to protect myself in football.

2013-01-16 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I need to cook stuff in this pan

2013-01-16 23:05:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Afterwards, you deserve a nap.

2013-01-17 03:27:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Ohhhhhhhhhh snap! You got him good!

2013-01-17 10:31:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Get going with the pans and start cooking me some breakfast please.

2013-01-20 19:04:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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I'm making some evil plans. But I can't tell you what they are, yet...

2013-01-20 20:35:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Are you planning to send an army of zombies to attack our plants?

2013-01-21 02:23:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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No, no. But on no account is my plan pants. It's very good.

2013-01-21 09:56:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I'll give you pats on the back for it.

2013-01-22 04:07:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I hope you're going down the right path.

2013-01-22 04:35:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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If you don't go down the right path, I will surely blame math.

2013-01-22 04:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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In England, we call it maths. But yes, my plan is most pat-on-the-back-worthy. *cackles evilly*

2013-01-22 16:31:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I felt so dirty, I had to take not just one, but multiple baths.

2013-01-22 17:37:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Did you even bathe your tub afterwards?

2013-01-22 19:46:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I made my tub with a lathe (wood tubs FTW)

2013-01-23 01:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I could really use a latte.

2013-01-23 02:40:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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That would be nice, so long as the color of your mug wasn't matte.

2013-01-23 03:02:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It doesn't matter if you're black or white.... or green or purple or turquoise or maroon with yellow polka dots.

2013-01-23 10:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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True, but don't interfere in the matters of Science.

2013-01-23 16:23:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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But what if we were all masters of Science?

2013-01-23 23:37:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Xero musters a loud sigh.

2013-01-24 00:18:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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There must be a lady in a group of all these misters

2013-01-24 04:29:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

2013-01-24 09:54:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Don't mistake him for Sister Bond.

2013-01-24 20:46:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Oh no... here comes the sitter

2013-01-25 00:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Don't be so bitter.

2013-01-25 13:51:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Be more like butter.

2013-01-25 15:31:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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Now don't be a rat and hide in the gutter!

2013-01-25 16:19:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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You have to be a real go getter instead!

2013-01-25 22:38:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Now if you'll excuse Clive, he has to go right a letter.

2013-01-26 02:42:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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Who do you think is better, Clive, or Sackboy? Because I choose the latter.

2013-01-26 18:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Rinse, lather, repeat!

2013-01-26 18:45:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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I really don't think that has anything to do with the previous post. I'd rather you posted something relevant.

2013-01-26 19:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Just wait until your father hears about this.

2013-01-26 19:49:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I wonder if his father is fatter ​than mine.

2013-01-26 20:03:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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:O Victoria just ran out of chocolate cake batter!

2013-01-26 20:52:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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Maybe she did... but does it really matter?

2013-01-26 21:05:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Matter? No, but you should really pay a visit to the hatter!

2013-01-26 23:08:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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No need to pay a visit to the hatter. I'm currently watching a baseball game, and here comes the next batter!

2013-01-26 23:11:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Just like Thanksgiving. You all watch the game, and I'm stuck with the baster in the turkey.

2013-01-27 00:12:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Whoops! I just slipped and seriously injured myself. My arm is in a caster.

2013-01-27 00:43:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Actually, it's a cast, not caster, and second, could you have been running any faster?!

2013-01-27 02:49:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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He must've fallen hard on the big rock outside the field of aster flowers.

2013-01-27 08:49:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Perhaps the master will know the truth.

2013-01-27 09:28:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Now look here, mister, I'd like to speak to this master of yours.

2013-01-27 09:31:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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His master isn't in right now, you barely mist-'er! HAHA! Anyway, My next-door neighbor isn't very fond of their sister

2013-01-27 23:36:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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Does she throw tantrums and act like she needs a sitter?

2013-01-28 02:13:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Not sure, but I've heard she can be pretty bitter!

2013-01-28 03:40:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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If you ever have to look after her, give her bread and butter!

2013-01-28 07:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What did you just say about me? I heard you mutter something under your breath!

2013-01-28 09:53:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I didn't say anything. Anyway, back to the matter at hand.

2013-01-28 15:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I don't believe you. Sounded like you said that I've gotten a lot fatter.

2013-01-28 16:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I believe it was the former, not the latter.

2013-01-28 18:54:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Ali, why would I say that? Hold on, I 'll speak to you in a moment after I pick up this litter.

2013-01-28 21:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Don't forget that 1 liter milk carton.

2013-01-28 23:31:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Oh yep. I'll get that later.

2013-01-29 07:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I won't let you, because I'm a hater.

2013-01-29 23:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I could sure use some tater tots right now

2013-01-30 02:15:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Ugh, you've picked a really tough one.... :meh:

2013-01-30 20:10:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Come on now, don't be such a hater.

2013-01-30 20:12:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Come on now, don't be such a hater. RULES ?You cannot use a word used in the previous 3 posts Continuing from tater... If you wanted a beer in Germany, it used to cost you a taler (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/taler?s=ts).

2013-01-30 23:49:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Don't tell a tale of talers.

2013-01-31 05:15:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I am a ......*checks down below*..... male.

2013-01-31 09:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You had to check to make sure?

2013-01-31 20:44:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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That's messed up, mate.

2013-01-31 21:12:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I had a date yesterday

2013-01-31 21:32:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I hope you didn't show up late.

2013-01-31 23:41:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Did you take your date out for a stroll along a lake?

2013-01-31 23:45:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!

2013-02-02 04:50:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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A stake?

2013-02-02 05:24:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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No! A skate!

2013-02-02 07:38:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Hey, nobody likes a rotten po-tater oopsie wrong one haha I MEANT -- HEY LOOOK! Its Kate! edit: I was doing this on two forums at once haha- anyway, I scrolled up AND THERE IS ANOTHER TATER! I was all like :O thats crazy

2013-02-02 08:18:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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Is she by the gate?

2013-02-02 09:37:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I hope she isn't blown away by gale force winds.

2013-02-02 11:05:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Get her a new dress, I heard their on sale.

2013-02-02 12:31:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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The bread's gone stale!

2013-02-02 15:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Did you check at the store and weigh it on a scale?

2013-02-02 17:09:00 Author: theIronHorse Posts: 279

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Hey have you heard that fishes have scales?

2013-02-02 18:47:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Shales are igneous rocks.

2013-02-02 23:45:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Hales, is not how you spell hails

2013-02-03 00:05:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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You already said hails. Let it rain.

2013-02-03 00:08:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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I love Youtube video fails!

2013-02-03 00:17:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Did you know? There are multiple kinds of foils!

2013-02-03 01:44:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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There is an unlockable 'Gold Foil' decoration available in the Cross Controller Pack!

2013-02-03 20:09:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Be right back, I think my water is starting to boil.

2013-02-03 20:42:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Oh no, I just lost a bet. I'm gonna bail!

2013-02-04 00:01:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Sticking your tail between your legs, are ya?

2013-02-04 04:43:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I'm going to mail you a bowl of apples.

2013-02-04 06:46:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Please send them to my main address.

2013-02-04 10:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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If Apple didn't, it would be such a pain.

2013-02-04 16:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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You paint a vivid picture.

2013-02-05 06:23:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Thank you! Have you been watching the Yogscast: Shadow of Israphel? In it there's this guy suffering from the taint of Israphel. (Sorry, 'paint' is a tricky word to match. And I have been watching a lot of Yogscast lately. )

2013-02-05 07:27:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Uh oh, I think I'm gonna faint

2013-02-05 12:27:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Don't fall into the fire I used a flint to make!

2013-02-06 02:44:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Don't worry, I'll fling you into the fire myself.

2013-02-06 10:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Its alright, my bling ​is fireproof.

2013-02-07 23:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Some people say bing is better than google

2013-02-07 23:43:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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