Archive: 3639 posts

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I get kick-boxed in the face. I throw some of my now missing teeth into the machine.

2012-01-29 18:31:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a buck-toothed bunny rabbit. I throw in a headache.

2012-01-30 07:24:00 Author: Unknown User

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Wait again? Headaches are sooooo abstract. I throw a very pointy, deadly, extremely, dangerous object in the machine.

2012-01-30 08:48:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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great. I get the sting of death. I throw in a deathly howl recorded onto a CD

2012-01-30 17:14:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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What?!?!?! I can't hear you, the sound deafened my ears! I throw both of my ears into the machine.

2012-02-04 19:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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I get your ears and add it to my necklace (like Universal Soldier's bad guy, I'm collecting ears LOL) I throw in the necklace.

2012-02-04 20:46:00 Author: SebasSBM Posts: 159

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I get nauseous from seeing it. I throw in the outcome.

2012-02-05 23:57:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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I get.....UH REALLY? why is it every time I play this game I always get something bad? Jokes but it does actually always happen I throw In a Enter the void T-shirt

2012-02-06 19:29:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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I open the vending machine...and get sucked into the void. I throw in a half-eaten burrito.

2012-02-07 23:39:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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(I eat the burrito) (warble, warble) Uh-oh. I throw in Pepto-Bismol. (Oh wait! I need that!)

2012-02-12 00:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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Too late, you already dropped it. I get a bottle of pink cerry flavor medicine. I throw in some Homestuck.

2012-02-13 17:04:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get a meteor.> I put in the meteor before it hits me.

2012-02-14 01:28:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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Ohhh, what do we have here? *opens the vending machine* AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! When I make it back , I throw In poison in the shape of a pie That will show whoever put that meteor in there

2012-02-14 08:47:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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...............uhh. I stuff a black mamba in the poison pie and shove it back into the machine.

2012-02-14 12:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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I get a pie with a snake on it. I throw the snake in, and I die because of the pie.

2012-02-14 16:50:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get a lifelong friend I name Steve. I throw in a guide to putting peanut butter in your eye sockets.

2012-02-16 01:05:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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I get a guide for a useless and painful process. I throw in some gold... which is useless in the minecraft world.

2012-02-16 04:46:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get the gold and remain thinking: "Hmmm... is it real? ^^". I bite it... CRAC! :arg: " Nah...it's fake" Because your gold is brass painted with gold paint, I throw in, carefully, the fake gold with some Nitroglicerine... Cuidao que explota xD

2012-02-16 20:44:00 Author: SebasSBM Posts: 159

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i get a new teddy i thow my old teddy in the machine....

2012-02-16 20:50:00 Author: Unknown User

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i put a pig in... out comes a nothing...

2012-02-16 20:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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i put a doll in the machine.... i get hit by a orange....OWCH

2012-02-16 21:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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my mum puts in my ps3 .... i give her a bannana

2012-02-16 21:06:00 Author: Unknown User

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Errrrr, what? I think you answered your own, which leaves me with nothing to get, sooooo... I put in a coupon for a free laser tag game.

2012-02-20 05:21:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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I get the coupon and give it to the kiddies and go play paintball instead I toss in a used paintball gun

2012-02-20 20:26:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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I get a year 69430 model paintball minigun. (Aw yeah!) (Tries to shoot) (Gun screen: LOAD 5600 PAINTBALL MISSILES TO FIRE) Aw man! I throw in a time machine. (facepalm)

2012-02-21 23:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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I travel to the past and, using modern weaponry, I keep those english invaders away from our loved Gibraltar Rock! =D, and I get some souvenirs from my time travel. I throw in the ****ing ticket that the Guardia Civil (it is an special police department here in Spain, formed by the military way) gave to me while I was exiting the highway. The ticket is because I haven't presented my car to the ITV (Inspecci?n T?cnica de Veh?culos, or Vehicles' Technic Inspection) yet... but it works perfectly >.<. You can burn the ticket if you want

2012-02-24 22:07:00 Author: SebasSBM Posts: 159

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I burn the ticket, and throw in the ashes.

2012-02-25 01:12:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get dirty hands. throws in a wet bar of soap

2012-02-25 02:06:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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I get a... WHOOP!!!! trip to the hospital due to concussion. I throw in the hospital bill with three of my broken teeth.

2012-03-03 01:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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I get money, courtesy of the tooth fairy! WOO! I throw in a bag of herbal tea.

2012-03-05 20:09:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a tea tree sapling. I throw 6-month-old cottage cheese that I found squirming on the ground.

2012-03-20 16:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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I get a new update for Lbp :-D I throw in a turnip.

2012-03-20 19:36:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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I get something I do not want. I throw in a crossbow.

2012-03-24 03:45:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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ARROW TO THE... hand. /derp I toss in a steak.

2012-03-26 17:11:00 Author: Fang Posts: 578

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I get nothing... The machine must be broken... I throw in a hammer to try to get my money back

2012-03-26 22:00:00 Author: Squidge99 Posts: 203

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I get a wad of money, YAY! I throw in a yellow orange,

2012-03-27 01:26:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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I get a rotten fruit I toss in a spare tire

2012-03-27 01:31:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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You get a smell of burning rubber. Refreshing. I throw a lock of hair from the DARKLENSE'S FLESHTALON.

2012-03-27 18:27:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Umph! I have no idea, but a tornado of hair is throwing me aroooouuund! I throw in a full barf bag. XD

2012-03-30 02:54:00 Author: Unknown User

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Regurgitated tuna and mayionasse pours out of the prize slot. I throw in a snickers bar.

2012-04-03 11:11:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I get a Twix bar. I separate the two Trix pieces and put one back into the machine.

2012-04-03 23:27:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a new candybar made from TRIX cereal Tosses in fake mustache

2012-04-04 00:09:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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I get a real mustache. Now I can hide from the inevitable embarrassment that is sure to follow my obvious typo from my last post. I throw some embarrassing photos in the machine.

2012-04-04 00:22:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get blackmail material Tosses in a 3 ring binder

2012-04-04 00:49:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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I get Clanks Blender skin from Secret Agent Clank. I throw a Nys Labs' PSP Jetpack Remover in the machine.

2012-04-04 19:10:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get de-jetpacked in mid-air. I fall into the machine with a force of 50,000 N (Newtons).

2012-04-04 21:58:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You get a complex physic reaction. I throw in all of my rupees

2012-04-04 22:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I hope I get a *SPLAT* I'm okay! I (somehow) throw a brick in the machine.

2012-04-04 22:02:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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The machine throws the brick back at your face. I throw in another post.

2012-04-04 22:06:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get your post ... *Reads post* I throw in a note in saying: The machine throws the brick back at your face. You can't, you HAVE to receive the item. :kz:

2012-04-04 22:09:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I take the note and read it carefully. I throw a cake inside, as a thank

2012-04-04 22:11:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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W00! Cake! *Bam* Eh, change that to: W00! Cake in my face. >_> I throw a rare prize crown in teh machine.

2012-04-04 22:13:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get widely popular! I put in a clown.

2012-04-04 22:15:00 Author: Iceychill56 Posts: 175

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I have a laugh with the clown. I get myself in the machine

2012-04-04 22:16:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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WTH, you? Now imma send you to The Void. :hehehe: ... Dam, he got away while preparing my Void Gear ... >=C I throw a bomb in out of anger.

2012-04-04 22:21:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get bombed to death. Luckily, I was next to an infinite checkpoint I throw in another Mortal Kombat terri-bad level

2012-04-04 22:23:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get the cool pages. I take the "cool" out of "cool pages" (because they're clearly not), and throw it in the machine.

2012-04-04 22:45:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get the MM Picks page. I throw in an Emo costume level

2012-04-04 22:46:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a BETA Vest. I throw a shotgun in.

2012-04-05 09:20:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get shotgunned. I throw in a robo-dog.

2012-04-05 10:19:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a robo-cat voice. I throw it back in.

2012-04-05 12:18:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get a scrapped cat. I throw in the whole Victoria's Laboratory

2012-04-05 13:45:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get Nys Labs. I throw a speaker in le machine.

2012-04-05 17:16:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I hear your voice. I throw in the beta of my pinball level.

2012-04-06 10:03:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a bag of chips. Oh, what's this taped to the back? A fully made pinball level. Sweeeeet. I throw in an empty bag.

2012-04-13 22:58:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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I obtain a bag full of empty. I captchalougue it into my sylladex. I throw in a potato.

2012-04-14 19:29:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get a GLaDOS Potatoe. D: I mash it and throw it back in together with some salt.

2012-04-14 19:36:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get mashed potatoes! With salt. Delicious. I throw in a sandvich

2012-04-15 11:08:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I have the sandvich. I throw in the ham of the sandvich.

2012-04-16 17:13:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get ham, and some mustard. (?) I throw a cooker in the machines belly, sure to hit someone on the head opun emerging from the machine again.

2012-04-16 20:28:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I dodge flawlessly the cooker like a boss. I throw in a license to unban

2012-04-16 22:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I don't take it, unbanning is too mainstream /NysHipster I throw et back in.

2012-04-20 19:27:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I pick it up again. I throw in a ninja!

2012-04-20 21:42:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get ninja'd (a.k.a. sniped) I throw in Dormin.

2012-04-20 21:48:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I fall asleep. I throw in my sig.

2012-05-19 01:58:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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I get a mess of words. I fire some rounds into the vending machine.

2012-05-28 00:08:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Thay retain their momentum (which is impossible, according to the Mythbusters) and kill me. I put my PS3 into the vending machine.

2012-05-28 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a PS Vita (same thing practically). Unamused, I throw it back into the machine.

2012-05-28 18:25:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I get a PS Vita 3D. I throw in myself.

2012-05-28 23:30:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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You are now an extra-human. I throw my laptop into the vending machine.

2012-05-29 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get HTML I throw an ironic soda can in the machine.

2012-05-30 01:44:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get an un-ironic soda can. I throw in my new thread!

2012-05-30 02:14:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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You get SPAM. I throw in an anti-virus software

2012-05-30 02:23:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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You get an anti-virus soda. I throw in a time paradox.

2012-05-30 13:04:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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I get out some Wibbly Wobbly timey-wimey stuff. I throw in a deed to a house

2012-05-30 13:40:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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I get the house's mortgage back. I throw in Sackboy.

2012-06-27 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a very expensive sackboy doll. I throw liquid text in the machine.

2012-08-15 22:01:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get a liquid paragraph. I throw in the Harry Potter Puppet Pals. (Don't ask me why, 'cause I don't know.)

2012-08-15 22:53:00 Author: Super_Clone Posts: 849

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You get the Justice Friends back. I throw in a bikini.

2012-08-16 00:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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... And I get a bikini. Woo! Bikini's FTW. I throw a Sillinator in the machine.

2012-08-19 20:59:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get MACHINECEPTION. Seriously, you are just so meta, putting a sillying machine into a vending machine. I put in a mug of tea.

2012-08-20 10:12:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I get a mug of tea full of soda. I put in the Mann vs Machine update.

2012-08-20 11:19:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get steel samvich. I throw in the Manhattan Project.

2012-08-20 20:27:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I get that crazy guy from manhunt. D: In my fear reaction, I manage to stomp him back in.

2012-08-20 20:30:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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You get a squashed version of him. In a soda can. And you drink it. I put Jose Jalapeno on a Stick into the vending machine.

2012-08-20 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the "El Fuego Burger" Yum! I throw a forestfire in the machine.

2012-08-21 20:53:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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You get a flamethrower. I throw a sexy woman into the vending machine.

2012-08-21 21:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're supposed to get what the user above you throws in, so you get the flamethrower. I get a bikini ... Again?

2012-08-21 21:58:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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You're supposed to get what the user above you throws in, so you get the flamethrower. Well, you're suppose to throw something in =P. I throw a black hole in the vending machine

2012-08-23 16:43:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get my Void Gear back, that took awhile. I throw two guys knife fighting each other in the machine.

2012-08-23 20:05:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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You get two knife marks on your arms. I put in the Interbutts.

2012-08-24 11:03:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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You get the Butteritts. I put in more bre Darnit, out of black ink. I put in more black ink.

2012-08-26 02:15:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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You receive Black, Inc. I throw in a hot dog.

2012-08-26 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You receive a cold dog I throw in an octopus tentacle

2012-08-27 18:38:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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You receive an octopus. I throw in my eyebrow.

2012-08-28 15:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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you receive jeremy the caterpillar who crawls onto your brow and becomes your closest friend i throw a vending machine into the vending machine

2012-08-28 18:08:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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You get a vending machine inside a vending machine. I throw THAT double-vending machine into a vending machine.

2012-08-28 22:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You create a self-replicating vending machine black hole. I throw in some triangley anime shades. ></

2012-08-29 15:28:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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you get out a slap in the face i put my head in the vending machine

2012-08-29 17:30:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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You get out your head. By itself. You were decapitated. You are dead. I put your carcass in the vending machine.

2012-08-30 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get Gavin reconnected again! Yey. I put a brony in the vending machine.

2012-08-30 21:30:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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You get a bro knee. I throw in unnecessarily large text.

2012-09-03 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get a magnifying glass I put in cheese pizza.

2012-09-03 11:09:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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I get a PIZZA cheese. I throw in a terribly bad pun

2012-09-03 17:36:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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You get another bad pun! http://keapr.com/images/b8688049-3033-4ec0-9b4f-3d542ac399c3.jpg I put in yoghurt.

2012-09-03 17:49:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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You get three pots of disgusting Toffee Muller Rice. I put in just one pot of Vanish Anti-stain.

2012-09-04 11:22:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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You get CILLIT BANG! I put in a book on how to make pies.

2012-09-04 14:09:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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You get a chef who knows how to make all the pies in the recipe book and will do it for anyone on the spot for free! I throw one of his pecan pies in.

2012-09-05 00:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a pie in the face. I throw a watermelon in.

2012-09-05 16:57:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a strawberry. Nom. I take the Knowledge Cannon and throw it in teh machine.

2012-09-05 18:53:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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You get a stupidity cannon. I throw xero into the vending machine.

2012-09-05 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get a raspberry flavoured elephant....... for.... some reason.. I put in nothing.

2012-09-06 21:18:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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You get something. What it is, I have no clue... I somehow manage to throw Chuck Norris into the vending machine.

2012-09-06 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The vending machine explodes... I put in a oh...... oh yeah............. :1

2012-09-07 18:44:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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*Thread is officially dead.* I put in Rock and Roll.

2012-09-07 22:39:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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You get a stone casserole. (Geddit?) I throw in my mucus.

2012-09-07 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a loogie. I drag Joruto screaming and throw him in.

2012-09-08 20:03:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I get a new category of troll. I put in the fact that you can't add friends on steam without buying games.

2012-09-08 20:52:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I get an error message on Portal 2. I toss in a category 6 hurricane.

2012-09-08 21:55:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get my mind blown (get it?). I throw L1N3R1D3R into the machine.

2012-09-09 01:41:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I catch a wild Betaenterer. (made up Pokemon name for somebody who enters beta tests, L1N3 enters a TON of betas) I drop in a package of snow, Eh?

2012-09-09 03:48:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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L1N3 enters a TON of betas Yes, but I only got one of them. Back on topic: I get a package of snow B. I throw in a package of snow C.

2012-09-09 15:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a DQ Blizzard. OM NOM NOM. I throw crumbled cookie bits in.

2012-09-09 18:09:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You get a stale cookie. I drag Outlaw-Jack screaming and throw him in. heh-heh-heh. :arg:

2012-09-09 19:24:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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I claw my way back out and drag you in with me. :kz:

2012-09-09 20:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I catch two monkeys on fire and wrestling. I drop in two Gorillas.

2012-09-09 21:51:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get Gorillaz. I drop in some sick beats.

2012-09-10 03:18:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You get Gorillaz back! I put in a cheesecake.

2012-09-10 11:20:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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You get a disgusting cheesecake with Dairylea cheese on top. I just put my two cents into the vending machine.

2012-09-10 17:01:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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You get a logical fallacy out. OH SNAP! I throw in my terrible Math teacher.

2012-09-10 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Matthew Compher. I huck in a Lockstitch.

2012-09-11 04:14:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a rubbish bin filled with sad, discarded children's toys, and a cosmos-scale fireworks kit. I put in Hazbell.

2012-09-11 21:26:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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ICANHAZBELL? I get a bell. I throw in my new awesome math teacher Matt Compher.

2012-09-11 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a young, enthusiastic 11 year old "creator." (HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!) I drop in the superbowl champions.

2012-09-12 01:24:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get an unwalkable super-polished wooden floor. I put in a teabag.

2012-09-12 18:25:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I get a young, enthusiastic 11 year old "creator." (HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!) That's me, except the age is off by a year. I recieve an S bag. I throw in an R bag.

2012-09-12 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get a Q-bag. I throw in a D-bag.

2012-09-12 22:47:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I catch the Call of Duty fanboiz. I throw in last night's ragequit.

2012-09-13 01:53:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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You get a message saying "umadbro?". I put in Planetary Annihilation.

2012-09-13 16:05:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I get an annihilated planet. I throw in some fragments of said planet.

2012-09-13 21:47:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You get 100,000 tonnes worth of asteroid thrown at an alarming velocity. [run] I put in a piece of paper saying my name on it.

2012-09-13 21:53:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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You get a clone of yourself. I throw in your clone's spleen.

2012-09-13 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get liver from dinner last night. I bounce in a rubber bouncy ball.

2012-09-14 01:51:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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You get raw rubber sap! Maybe you can sell it to a rubber baron. I put in a psychology book.

2012-09-14 17:24:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I catch Mm's English homework from the 1980s. I put in a wad of $20 bills.

2012-09-16 03:49:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get paid. I put in unpaid bills.

2012-09-16 05:44:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get an American Bankruptcy. I put in a Canadian Bankruptcy.

2012-09-17 00:02:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get an I.O.U. from a buddy who will pay me back as soon as he gets the money. I throw in my finals.

2012-09-17 00:36:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a C-, E+ and a handful of red pens. I put in my Doritos.

2012-09-17 03:57:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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You receive Fritos. I throw in a bill I don't want to pay.

2012-09-17 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You receive a pair of broken legs, courtesy of the loan shark. I throw in a shark.

2012-09-17 12:21:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I receive my shark-loving English teacher. Mr. Sexton. I throw in Tweety Bird.

2012-09-18 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tot I taw a puddy tat! I throw in a puddy tat.

2012-09-19 04:32:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I receive Sylvester. I throw in a pen with Mnniska's signature.

2012-09-20 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get to read the mind of Mnniska, at any time I want! *reads mind for one second*- Alright, that's enough mind bogglingness for one month. I put in a bag of haribos.

2012-09-22 16:09:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I catch something that i dont know of. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/295/715/c51.jpg I put in the sick minds at Disney.

2012-09-22 16:57:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get out the awesome minds of Disney, the ones who made Gravity Falls. I throw in a globe.

2012-09-22 18:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a global map. I throw in a pig.

2012-09-23 04:56:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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You get a package of honey ham. (What kind of diabolical act did that vending machine do? ) I throw in a #2 pencil.

2012-09-24 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Hilroy 250 page ruled book. I take out 2 pages and put the remaining matter in.

2012-09-26 23:57:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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You get out dark matter, and the world now looks horrid. I throw in a football.

2012-09-28 18:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I catch the Milwaukee Women's Football team (does not exist) I put in a bag of Milwaukee.

2012-09-28 23:42:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get warm beers. Nnnnrrrgghh. I set it all aflame and throw it back into the vending machine.

2012-09-29 22:26:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I get a bag of Milwaukee!?!?! I throw in 100,000 Litres of Malt Vinegar.

2012-09-30 01:20:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get 100,000 malts for me to eat. And 100,000 bottles of vinegar, for cooking. I throw in a bag of googly eyes.

2012-09-30 02:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a third eye! I throw in my old username (ultralucario64)

2012-09-30 06:29:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get nightmares. I somehow manage to cram Whalio Cappucino (rly, Whaaaale? really; dear god it's soo stereotypical Californian it isn't even funny; like what? did Long John Silver's hop onto the "McCafe" bandwagon and start doing their own frilly coffee drinks?... i'll stop it there) into the vending machine.

2012-09-30 07:22:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I catch the Devil doing dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) I carefully place in my grandmother' expensive "china" dishes.

2012-09-30 20:59:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get the chinese flag I throw in a table that I just flipped over.

2012-09-30 21:02:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get Andy Samberg. I throw in a man named Jerry Dirt.

2012-09-30 21:09:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get someone named Jerry whose made of dirt I throw in a melted snowman

2012-09-30 21:43:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get a puddle with eyes I throw in a self-playing mandolin

2012-09-30 22:28:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get myself. i throw in a package of SPAM.

2012-10-01 02:59:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get annoyed I throw in the user bellow's had that I amputate

2012-10-01 03:02:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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First off, I don't think I have a had as a body part. Secondly, I throw you into the vending machine to go get it.

2012-10-01 03:04:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Great, I'm in the Vending Machine now! >:c I hope I don't transform into a completely unrelated object!

2012-10-01 03:09:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get a weird bloody thing. I throw in Outlaw-Jack

2012-10-01 03:10:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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Seeing that I've been thrown into the machine once more, this time around I go on a rampage and begin wildly shooting inside the machine. :kz:

2012-10-01 03:16:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I get headshotted I somehow got my dead corpse to throw a riot shield into the machine

2012-10-01 03:17:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get shielded from Outlaw-Jack I throw in Honeydew

2012-10-01 03:18:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get a bunch of amusing Minecraft videos I throw in a grenade, without it's pin

2012-10-01 03:20:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get a 5-second paperweight I throw in Slenderman

2012-10-01 03:21:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get unlimited nightmares I throw in an unrelated vending machine

2012-10-01 03:25:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I catch a forum-wide ban. I drop in 4 superheroes, all wearing comfortable, loose fitting clothing.

2012-10-01 03:49:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get the Avengers on Halo Night. I throw in Turnabout Musical

2012-10-01 04:01:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get Cheap Disney Channel Movies. I throw in a pail of Dreamworks.

2012-10-01 04:14:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get Cheap Disney Channel Movies. I throw in a pail of Dreamworks. OBJECTION!!! Turnabout Musical is about 100 times more imaginative than Disney. Plus, It's based off ace attorney. I get hilarious penguins. I throw in xtremesackboy with a bomb strapped to his back.

2012-10-01 04:18:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get pieces of xtremesackboy. I glue them back and put them in the machine forming a giant plant

2012-10-02 17:31:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a tree. A shoot a rocket into the vending machine

2012-10-02 20:41:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get a free ride to My Moon I throw in myself.

2012-10-02 22:28:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get a warrior covered in junk. I throw in a sheep.

2012-10-02 22:32:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a wool coat I throw in a Turret

2012-10-02 22:38:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get GlaDOS. I throw in my unfinished homework.

2012-10-02 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get tonight's homework finished I throw in Finn's hat.

2012-10-03 00:05:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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You get Jake. I throw in a baseball.

2012-10-03 02:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the Yankees. I throw in my pair of red socks.

2012-10-03 03:34:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a pair of long-johns. I dump some water into the vending machine.

2012-10-03 06:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I get wet. I throw in some pickles.

2012-10-03 13:32:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a cucumber. I throw in a cute, cuddly kitten.

2012-10-03 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an angry kitten and some scratches. I throw in a rose.

2012-10-03 14:54:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get pricked. I throw in Patofan

2012-10-03 15:15:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get myself. Wait, what kind of paradox is this? I throw in a Schrodinger's cat.

2012-10-03 16:12:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a neko. I throw in a Gundam

2012-10-03 19:09:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get a Bulletdam. Hmm, a dam that protects you from bullets? I throw in a Garfield comic strip.

2012-10-03 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Comic Sans MS. I throw in Courier New.

2012-10-03 23:17:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get Book Antiqua. I throw in a functioning telephone. (Why, you ask? Well, I have no clue...)

2012-10-03 23:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a remote. I throw in a television.

2012-10-05 03:29:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get neverending commercials I throw in Netflix

2012-10-07 19:34:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get a computer running Ubuntu. I throw in a computer running Linux.

2012-10-08 03:19:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a penguin. I throw in a bitten apple.

2012-10-08 14:24:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a bunch of Samsung-haters. I throw in the hater's rimmed glasses and pretentious scarfs.

2012-10-08 18:33:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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I get the French. I throw in the German.

2012-10-08 18:59:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get Europe Domination. I throw in a shilling.

2012-10-08 21:12:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a Euro. I throw in a worm.

2012-10-08 23:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a caterpillar. I put in a fish.

2012-10-10 04:34:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get cooked tuna fish. I throw in a microphone.

2012-10-12 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a guitar amp. I drop the bass. (win)

2012-10-12 23:23:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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You get a shrimp. I throw in Bugs Bunny.

2012-10-14 21:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an antropomorphic rabbit. I throw in a fried chicken

2012-10-14 22:32:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get lots of fat. I throw Windows 8.

2012-10-14 23:17:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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You get a pile of censored things. I throw in Windows XP

2012-10-15 13:34:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get windows 98. I throw in YouTube.

2012-10-17 01:41:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get vimeo. I throw in Minecraft

2012-10-17 13:36:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get Terraria. I throw in Ace of Spades.

2012-10-18 00:51:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a saved profile I throw in Dive in!

2012-10-18 14:08:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get Cool Pages. YUCK I throw in Mm Picks.

2012-10-19 00:06:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get cool levels. Yay! I throw in Victoria's Laboratory

2012-10-19 13:31:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a gentleman with a top hat, a mustache and a steam-powered jetpack. "What a wonderful man" I say. I steal his jetpack and throw his mustache into the vending machine. I also keep his top hat.

2012-10-20 05:08:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get the broomstache. It feels so awesome. I throw in the Neon Helmet from the Bunker

2012-10-20 09:44:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get the limited edition birthday Cake Suit! |throw in the rare prize CROWN

2012-10-21 20:20:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a beta tester suit. Close enough. I throw in a Halloween contest.

2012-10-21 20:55:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a jack-o-lantern. I throw in a pumpkin pie.

2012-10-21 23:53:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a Pumpkin Pi. With only 3'14... calories! I throw in a lame maths pun.

2012-10-22 13:34:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get an imaginary number arm. I throw in Justin Bieber's hair.

2012-10-22 14:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get beaver hair. I throw in a cow.

2012-10-22 14:26:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a Steak. I throw in an alarm clock.

2012-10-22 17:47:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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I get a bad way to wake up I throw a guitar.

2012-10-22 18:40:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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I get a violin. I throw in a 4x Player's Zone.

2012-10-22 21:57:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a thread requesting players to join (where did I saw that? ) I throw an MACBOOK.

2012-10-22 22:07:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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I get a piece of crap. I throw in a REAL computer.

2012-10-22 22:12:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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