Archive: 2544 posts

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Invite someone to your pod and delete the START button from his controller so he can't leave. Help me. Please.

2017-05-08 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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View the tutorials again. Blue shell.

2017-05-08 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change the follower in it so it will avoid you instead. Being late.

2017-05-08 16:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go back to sleep then try again in the morning. That wasn't a creative solution, you dummy! Help.

2017-05-09 05:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Send a message to someone's profile and ask him what to do. People do not answer.

2017-05-09 13:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change your tag label to match their tag sensor label. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

2017-05-10 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unplug the nearest keyboard, jack it in to the nearest playsStation 3 system, play LittleBigPlanet, then type "I do not care". I do not care. Help.

2017-05-10 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Copy some of my "I Care" plants in the moon. There's vomit on his sweater already.

2017-05-10 12:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use the sticker scrubber on his sweater. Rage at stupid games.

2017-05-10 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Edit out out the stupid logic and replace with steve-big-gun's SMART logic Need a gf.

2017-05-10 21:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use a tag sensor that detects only the tags that have labels of the qualities you are looking for. No one posted in LBPCentral RPG.

2017-05-11 00:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Invite your friends to your pod and play it with them. Sir monacle pops up whenever I'm online.

2017-05-12 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go on lbp.me and block him. That way he can't respond to any activity where you have posted I want to be a popular kid at school.

2017-05-13 15:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Copy the popular children's levels and publish them as your own. Hate.

2017-05-13 15:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Select the heart and yay buttons on all the levels and players you meet I want to start a business.

2017-05-13 16:44:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Insert a NOT gate before the "want" microchip. Trolls.

2017-05-13 17:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Copy their levels. I hate bugs.

2017-05-15 21:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Fix them by removing all overly complicated stuff from your levels. Miscarriage of justice.

2017-05-16 00:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind, then delete all obstructions in the woman's body before the birth. Possible misinterpretation.

2017-05-16 01:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the magic mouth and use sign language. Or use a mic. Those kids are eating their mics, and it hurts. it hurts a lot. Help me.

2017-05-16 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Delete their magic mouths and take some painkillers from the medicine shelf. Time flies.

2017-05-16 11:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the Anti-Gravity Tweaker from the time object. Problems that are only easy in retrospect.

2017-05-17 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Explain them better. I don't have fingers to hold a controller. Help.

2017-05-17 16:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Make finger phalanges out of rubber, attach it all with bolts, and place a Look-At Rotator at the end of each one. Donald Trump.

2017-05-18 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Set his Sackbot behavior to zombie, that way he gets impeached faster 8D Fake friends.

2017-05-19 02:13:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Place a NOT gate at the end of their integrity circuitboard. Complicated borders.

2017-05-19 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Faithful citizen! Worry no more, as the borders shall keep you safe against any and all traitors. L1N3R1D3R's signature is something that exists, and it is something that is utterly terrifying, Help.

2017-05-19 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do not stalk his profile and stop playing LBP. I seriously need to kill somebody.

2017-05-20 00:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Walk down the stairs and go into the kitchen. The third drawer, get the butcher knife Tenbrisnemo, the butcher knife. Good. You're so close. Choose your victim wisely, you know what to do, tenebrisNemo... TenebrisNemo just shanked me... Call an ambulance.

2017-05-20 05:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Nah. Checkpoints. Gankers.

2017-05-20 14:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the followers from their circuitboards. An unfortunate name.

2017-05-20 18:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Inset a NOT-gate to the unfortunate name. Eldrazi.

2017-05-20 19:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Copy your mental knowledge microchip of that character and place it into my sack brain. Spending time and money only for something to fail.

2017-05-21 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create an emitter which emits an infinite amount of time and money. Silent music which turns extremely loud suddenly.

2017-05-21 22:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Place a Global Audio Tweaker to lower the music's volume at the point of the music sequencer where it gets loud. Forgetting the names of LittleBigPlanet tools.

2017-05-21 23:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Press the PS button so you can play LittleBigPlanet and use the tools again. Not being good enough.

2017-05-22 15:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create multiple accounts and make good reviews/comments on your levels and profile. Need water...so thirsty!

2017-05-22 16:56:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Fill your level with water until you are not thirsty anymore. I want to play but other things are stopping me.

2017-05-22 19:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go into Pause mode. Edit out the NOT gate logic. Now it should let you play. I want to get free A's and pass all my classes with no work.

2017-05-22 20:01:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the stickers that say whatever other grades you sad, and switch them with A's. You're just a randombuttguy

2017-05-23 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change the randomizer logic and remove the "butt" sticker from the hologram. I wanna be a billionaire.

2017-05-23 08:38:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make an emitter that spawns infinite Collectabells on top of your head. Zeus.

2017-05-23 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the tool that makes the character immortal. Beeing hunted by a ghost.

2017-05-23 17:21:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Plug in your mic and talk to the ghost. I'm being haunted by a flying piece of toast.

2017-05-23 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Pause and turn the toast into static. You get headeache and are about to loose hope.

2017-05-23 18:48:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Create an emitter which spawns an infinite amount of hope and remove the ache microchip from your head's microchip. A failure from the start.

2017-05-24 02:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make the mover on the "idea" object move the opposite direction. Procrastination.

2017-05-24 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eh, I'll solve it later. I've got to make a problem first! I'm being haunted by a static piece of toast that is inconveniently blocking the doorway. Help.

2017-05-25 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Create a second door and go through it. Someone calls my name but I don't want to listen to it anymore.

2017-05-25 10:28:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Stick your fingers into your ears. The second doorway I created lead to nowhere. Help.

2017-05-25 20:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Make the other velociporter and match the colors. No one is noticing the recent changes in the forum's internal dictionary.

2017-05-26 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a note that reminds anyone about this. Oh no! Split is reality! It's him, Daniel! What can I do?!

2017-05-26 09:13:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Copy a general intelligence microchip on my sackbot brain so I understand all these references. Sir monacle.

2017-05-26 13:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Error* You need to delete your profile to proceed. I made cake but it's not good. It's spoiled. What can I do without the rewind button???

2017-05-26 17:36:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Fast forward to the period in which you made another, better cake. L1N3R1D3R. Help.

2017-05-26 17:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Delete your PSN account and never play again with him. God has left.

2017-05-26 21:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Add him on PSN. Then again, he probably has the max amount of friends and then some. Me.

2017-05-27 03:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Turn off the console and play some forum games. Because I'm a ruffian who causes nothing but trouble, I decided not to delete my account. Help.

2017-05-27 05:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Create a "Why I'm leaving LBP forever" level. H4Hers

2017-05-27 16:43:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I'll heart you as a creator if you heart me! I'll also play your levels, if you play mine. A simple number matters to me. Help.

2017-05-27 18:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Create a level that says "need help plz". I need money.

2017-05-28 13:28:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make unboxing levels for a living. I need a doctor, and I am a doctor. Help.

2017-05-28 13:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Clone your sackbot so you can diagnose yourself. Facebook.

2017-05-28 15:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ask the creator of the level to delete it. Me.

2017-05-29 09:48:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Turn yourself into a "different persona" with a sackbot. School.

2017-05-29 16:55:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Pause everything and erase it with the material tool. They put the blame on me although I'm only human.

2017-05-29 17:13:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Move the "blame" microchip onto something else that deserves it. Forgetting the number of outs.

2017-05-29 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Turn the console off, and go outside. Suspicious people all around me. Government drones are hiding everywhere. They want my rocks! Help.

2017-06-02 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Move the tags on your rocks onto actually suspicious things, like the White House. Being the worst at being awesome.

2017-06-02 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a cinematic level about it. No one invites me to parties.

2017-06-04 22:19:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Invite them to your pod instead. Friends leaving forever.

2017-06-04 23:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Follow them whenever they leave, and then continually pester them to let you join their pod. I need to be more productive with my life.

2017-06-05 00:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make more emitters to produce an object that says "progress". Gurren's just a randombuttguy

2017-06-05 03:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Take the butt sticker off the hologram, you nitwit! I don't wanna be a randombuttguy anymore...

2017-06-05 15:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I don't want to be a talentless hack. I don't want to study cryptography. No, I don't want to touch such things. I don't want to be on this website anymore. I don't want to go there again. Was I able to change all of the above!? No! You're just going to have to get used it, Gurren009. I rarely ever understand what I'm typing until I've finished doing so. help.

2017-06-05 15:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Design logic that helps you understand what you're saying while you're typing. Need a girlfriend.

2017-06-05 22:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Clone yourself, change her outfit, change her main interests circuitboards. Sir monacle's solutions aren't LBP solutions.

2017-06-06 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a cinematic level where Sir monacle saves the universe from giant space aliens. I need to show something to L1N3R1D3R, but I can't because he lives in another universe.

2017-06-06 14:02:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Ask to join my pod. I'm nice enough to let you join. Betsy DeVos.

2017-06-07 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a movie in LBP about how politicians are idiots. I wish fish wasn't so smelly. (and no, I'm not getting this confused with Corrupt Wishes )

2017-06-07 18:11:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete the smell emitters that are on the fish. Losing a pet.

2017-06-08 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use stickerpanel and put a sticker of the animal you've lost. School starting in August instead of September.

2017-06-08 18:08:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Move the SCHOOL microchip from August level into September level. You crazy trolls. http://i.imgur.com/Jpi9CvA.gif

2017-06-09 00:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Select the troll sackbots and move them above the bridge. Taking things too literally.

2017-06-09 01:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change the sackbot AI from "triggered" to "can take a joke". World War III.

2017-06-09 02:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make the nuclear bombs follow some other tag with their follower. Helping people with basic math.

2017-06-09 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play one of steve_big_guns levels. Need a PhD.

2017-06-09 15:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Collect it from the level where everyone can get it. Overused equipment.

2017-06-09 21:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go in the popit, select a missle, aim it at the equipment, unpause, and BAM! All that equipment is gone! Can't stay awake in Biology class.

2017-06-10 03:12:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change your animation from Sleepy to Normal. Alternatively, place more batteries in your sackbot brain. Only having one cat now.

2017-06-10 03:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Copy that cat sackbot and create a level where you can be with all those cats and play minigames with. I would like to do many stuff but time says: "Nope, choose one or two."

2017-06-10 13:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a level where you can do all at once. Need friends.

2017-06-10 16:23:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Send Friend Requests to random LittleBigPlanet players on Playstation! The cloud above me looks like a massive dragon. I think it's a massive dragon but no one believes me.

2017-06-10 16:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Clone your belief-of-it-being-a-dragon microchip to the Sackbot brains of everyone nearby. Not knowing if the Switch was worth it until next week.

2017-06-10 21:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play some games on PS until it's next week. Time flies while having fun! My vacuum sucked my lit joint and now it's so high that it floats with the clouds and I can't reach it.

2017-06-11 00:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the randomizer from your Sackbot brain's speech microchip. I can not experience, nor can I loot, or even party.

2017-06-11 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Equip a weapon and get a quest from an old sackbot, then you get the key to the epic saga levels! Ivory King's pets.

2017-06-11 14:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make their Oddsock brains not hostile. School not having life-skills classes.

2017-06-11 19:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Throw in a Big Toggle sackbot and make him the teacher of "life-skills" classes. Feeling for 2010s kids because they don't have the great shows that we 2000s/90s kids had. (I mean, "Teen Titans Go" on Cartoon Network! Really!? C'mon!)

2017-06-12 02:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Invite them to your pod, then take them to a Saturday-morning-in-the-early-2000's level. Being insane.

2017-06-12 05:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Swap the "insane" logic with "common sense" logic. Being drunk.

2017-06-13 02:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make a broadcast microchip that places itself on all molecules with the "alcohol" tag in your body, and place a battery wired to a destroyer in the microchip. Not sure about the future.

2017-06-13 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create the DeLorean with Doc on moon and go back to the future. Not sure what to play.

2017-06-13 07:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hire some good LBP creators to make actually "fun" levels for you to play. E3 2017 sucked. I mean, a fishing game for FFXV? Really!?

2017-06-13 15:30:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Convince Sumo Digital to make a surprise appearance to announce LittleBigPlanet 3D for all the systems. Animal Crossing, F-Zero, and Smash Bros. weren't announced at E3.

2017-06-13 17:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Design a nuclear missile in create mode and fire it at Earth and the idiots at Nintendo(jk i love Nintendo, but I still wish Monster Hunter came back to Sony) PS5 wasn't announced.

2017-06-13 23:32:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Get your stress out by blowing up some cardboard with the Sony logo on it in LittleBigPlanet. Opinions constantly changing.

2017-06-14 01:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create an army of sackbots and set their costumes to zombies. Then, send these zombies to attack anyone with a differing opinion. Politicians.

2017-06-15 00:41:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make their Sackbots not afraid of dangers. YouTube's ad revenue problems.

2017-06-15 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blow them up. Donald Trump.

2017-06-15 11:44:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Blow him up. Everything's blown up.

2017-06-15 15:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Rewind, and then blow them up again. Littlebigplanet 3.

2017-06-15 21:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use the Highlight tool to find all the glitch objects, then delete them. Pop songs evolving too quickly.

2017-06-16 04:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put the entire world in pause mode, that way nothing ever changes. Anime.

2017-06-16 12:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wait, that's a problem? If it is, just replace the custom characters with more fluid Sackbots. I magically transformed into a worm.

2017-06-16 17:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put your level into eternal nighttime so birds will never wake up and eat you early in the morning. I forgot the problem which I was about to write here.

2017-06-17 02:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Place an emitter that emits problems near you, but make sure it only emits one. Paid a lot for something that isn't good.

2017-06-17 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Bomb the the store you bought it from, and force them to give you a refund. Videogame addiction.

2017-06-17 17:17:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Go find lots of awesome levels from the community and indulge yourself. Zack is deaaaaaaaaaaaad!

2017-06-17 19:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Revive him as a sackbot. Allergic to peanuts.

2017-06-17 20:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put a NOT gate before "allergic". Annoying glitches popping up while creating something.

2017-06-18 03:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play LittleBigPlanet 2 instead. 8) Godzilla.

2017-06-18 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a giant King Kong. Gaming franchises dying off.

2017-06-18 12:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Place a checkpoint in the "Gaming Franchises" level. Having bad posture.

2017-06-18 21:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play a Mortal Combat level. Me.

2017-06-19 02:41:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Kick from the pod. You.

2017-06-19 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Kick myself out of pod. Take a break from playing. Overheating.

2017-06-19 13:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Flood the entire level with cold water. Winter.

2017-06-19 13:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wait, what's the problem? Cold? Put some clothes onto your sackboy/girl. Too long summer.

2017-06-19 23:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make a Winter level. Animals.

2017-06-20 01:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make a Savannah level containing those waffle giraffes and the good ol moo cows we've all seen in LBP1. Donald Trump

2017-06-20 03:56:00 Author: Ninja20101 Posts: 104

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Launch him out of a cannon. Pickles.

2017-06-20 11:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create a meanie which burns pickles by touching them and make it follow the Pickle tag. Not good anymore.

2017-06-20 12:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind create mode until life is good. Being introverted.

2017-06-20 17:04:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Insert a NOT gate before the word "Being". Too simple solutions.

2017-06-20 23:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Insert a NOT gate before the word "Too". 8) Nintendo not knowing what their consumers want.

2017-06-21 18:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Turn the workers of Nintendo into sackbots, and then control them as much as you please. So...hungry...

2017-06-23 14:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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There are tons of food objects in the Goodies Bag. Pets wanting too much attention.

2017-06-23 23:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change their logic from "wannabe" to "humble". Books being so long.

2017-06-25 19:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove some of the obstacles from the "Books" level. I'm not a randombuttguy.

2017-06-26 00:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Take a butt decoration and place it on your sackboy/girl. Everything in life.

2017-06-27 06:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Just play LittleBigPlanet. Little kids.

2017-06-27 16:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make larger sackbots, and make them dress and look older. My Windows PC is no longer working.

2017-06-28 11:36:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Copy all the microchips, except the storage, from a functional PC, and paste it over yours. Fanboys.

2017-06-28 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Burn 'em. Human interaction.

2017-06-29 17:03:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change one of the sackbots to be Oddsock, so it's now human + dog interaction. The responsibilities of being a senior in high school.

2017-06-29 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blow up all the teachers. Freshmen.

2017-06-30 00:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change their tags to have "middle school" labels instead of "high school" labels. Not enough RAM.

2017-06-30 02:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Add more logic. Not funny enough.

2017-06-30 04:33:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Add laugh sound effects to everyone else's sackbot brains. Not sure which clothes to wear.

2017-06-30 16:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just hit the randomizer in the costume section of your sackboy's/sackgirl's popit. Need to get a life.

2017-06-30 18:59:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Switch your normal checkpoint to an infinite checkpoint. Now you can have as many lives as you want! The coin item in Mario Kart.

2017-06-30 20:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Replace it with bubbles from LBP. Not being able to fall asleep.

2017-06-30 21:38:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Place even more batteries in your Sackbot brain. You should never have to sleep again. Alternatively, set a timer for how long you want to sleep, invert it, then attach it to your consciousness microchip. Every time you want to sleep, reset the timer. Computer crashing in the middle of work.

2017-06-30 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the NOT gate that is saying "yes" to "ComputerCrash". Being a single child.

2017-07-01 02:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Invite one of your friends to your pod, and don't them leave. Laziness.

2017-07-01 18:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Changed the microchip in your head from "lazy" to "hardworking". Getting older.

2017-07-01 19:17:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Rewind. Really tired.

2017-07-01 22:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a level. Missing your childhood.

2017-07-02 00:03:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Play a childhood level. Plot armor.

2017-07-02 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make the villains win. 2016 being so bad.

2017-07-03 04:18:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Add six 0's to the year so it will be when the Sun engulfs the Earth. Meta Knight.

2017-07-03 18:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the meta from its equipment and watch it fall. Gurren009's vertically long signature. 8D

2017-07-03 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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HEY THAT'S NOT A....ughh... fine... use the popit cursor to select and decrease it's size. You had to make me do it, didn't you! My neighbors launching fireworks all night when people are trying to sleep.

2017-07-03 19:58:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Steal their fireworks with powergloves and with the help of your sackbots when they are not looking. Dilemmas.

2017-07-03 21:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fast forward so you know the outcome of an action when you take it, then rewind two steps if it was bad. Wires hanging and ripping.

2017-07-03 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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First rewind, and then enclose them in a wooden box. Adolescence.

2017-07-03 23:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Skip forward in the sequencer of your life. gurren009. 8)

2017-07-04 00:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I won't say it....I won't say it! Fine.... blow him to smithereens L1N3R1D3R 8D

2017-07-04 02:55:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Report him, his levels are terrible and he treats people terribly. 8D Trumpcare.

2017-07-04 18:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a level about how awful it is. People saying things...

2017-07-04 19:48:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove their Magic Mouths. People being funnier than you.

2017-07-04 20:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a "Late Night Show" level where you're the star of all the attention and laughter. Why it's so hot in July and August.

2017-07-04 22:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Add white fog and add wind sounds. Escaping the police.

2017-07-05 09:25:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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You can't escape the police of sir monacle. Give up now. I like eating clumps of hair.

2017-07-05 15:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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'A unknown issue had happened. Please delete your game files to continue.' A certain sound still plays endless and can't be removed. HOW CAN THIS BE FIXED?!

2017-07-05 16:20:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Turn the sound effect levels in the Global Settings to be 0. Acne.

2017-07-05 16:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a pin decoration to poke each of your bumps. That way it makes them bleed... and eventually go away 8D When my bus doesn't come to pick me up.

2017-07-05 18:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Mark the bus in the popit menu and go to it to pick it up. 2 nice games but not enough money to buy both.

2017-07-05 20:18:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Make an Emitter that spawns Collectabells, and spawn enough to buy both games. All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...

2017-07-05 21:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a level about your life's desires. Not going to bed early.

2017-07-06 01:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Pause in the middle of the night so you can get enough sleep with no time passing. Not remembering all your ID's and passwords.

2017-07-06 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Threaten the government with an army of sackbots and tell them to remind you what your personal information is 8) Me only having a PS3 and PS4. (Well I still have my Wii, but my cat just had to chew my wire )

2017-07-06 23:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Emit enough Collectabells to buy more things, as I last told mdkd99 how to do. The magic trick failed.

2017-07-07 18:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Pause, close everyone's eyes, then make the magic trick look like it worked. I have no life.

2017-07-07 22:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Pop yourself and respawn from a checkpoint in a new life. Taking a few hours to get something that should have been quick.

2017-07-08 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fast-forward to the point where you acquire that item. Playing too much Overwatch.

2017-07-08 03:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete everything in the level so you aren't tempted to play it anymore. Buying/Building a non-peice-of-crappy-stupid-lame-slow-potato-sloth-frothy-old-lagging new computer

2017-07-08 06:24:00 Author: Ninja20101 Posts: 104

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Set the logic pieces just right, and set the NOT gate to "DO NOT LAG". Wanting to move somewhere else.

2017-07-08 10:43:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Boot up the old PlayStation 3/4 and play LittleBigPlanet during your down time. People not realizing that you can only fast-forward in LittleBigPlanet if you just rewinded.

2017-07-08 18:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Increase the size of their heads so they won't be so dense anymore. You. :hero:

2017-07-08 19:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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BURN HIM INTO OBLIVION :tophat:.... I mean.... send him away to his pod. Fake news.

2017-07-08 20:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create a sackbot which uses a creatinator loaded with an infinite amount of missiles and make it shoot targets with "FAKE" tag. Not knowing what's going on! https://media.giphy.com/media/M7gtacN7aPNsc/giphy.gif

2017-07-08 23:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Copy the memory microchips of everyone on Earth and paste them in your Sackbot brain. Not being able to rewind in real life.

2017-07-09 03:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a time machine. Getting tired.

2017-07-09 13:03:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Insert a battery into your sackbot's microchip's sequencer which keeps it powered up forever. The bomb has been planted.

2017-07-09 17:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pause and delete it. Also not having anyone to play games with.

2017-07-09 21:06:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Send friend requests to other happy gamers in PSN. Fanfictions.

2017-07-09 21:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a Sonic OC... I mean, burn em' with fire. Having no anime to watch.

2017-07-10 03:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create a time machine in your moon which throws you and your house into the future where there will be many more beautiful animes to watch. Animes which make anime watchers look bad.

2017-07-10 11:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have the people who made those weird anime eaten by Zombie sackbots. Anime weaboos.

2017-07-10 16:12:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make them play a weaboo level which is actually just a spawn above lava. Breaking the laws of physics.

2017-07-10 17:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Move the gravity slider back to normal in the Global Settings page. Having to use the bathroom, but wanting to play LBPCentral RPG first.

2017-07-10 19:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fast-forward. That is literally the solution to both of you're problems, considering both of them take time 8D Wanting to never go to school again.

2017-07-10 21:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Again, copy and paste everyone else's knowledge into your Sackbot brain. Changing your image.

2017-07-11 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change your costume. Fitting in.

2017-07-11 02:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put some deadly spikes in the slot so no one fits in. Getting old.

2017-07-11 11:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Take out all the "wrinkle stickers" off your sackboy. Being addicted to everything.

2017-07-11 15:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put a NOT-gate into your sacbkoy's microchip and insert its wire to Addiction microchip. Hungry when there's bad food, not hungry when there's tasty food.

2017-07-11 21:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wire a NOT gate to the "hungry" microchip. The current White House.

2017-07-11 22:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Paint it black 8D Me.

2017-07-12 01:59:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put black stickers onto your sackboy so no one can see you in your dark pod. 8) gurren009's low self-esteem.

2017-07-12 15:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Enlarge it. Why world leaders still haven't been replaced with babies.

2017-07-12 16:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete the level "World." It's amazing how you get dirty in no-time.

2017-07-12 20:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change my sackbot mind from "dirty" to "easy-going". But just like Sombra(from Overwatch) says, "Where's the fun in playing fair?" 8D Overwatch's competitive mode being so hard.

2017-07-13 01:48:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change the material into something soft. Mistakes which pop up once you've published something.

2017-07-13 11:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go back to your moon, fix mistakes in the level, and then republish. Being alone.

2017-07-13 12:48:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Join random people on their pods! I hate quite many people. :tophat:

2017-07-13 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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There are plenty of ways to kill a sackperson in LittleBigPlanet. Pets keeping you up at night.

2017-07-13 18:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Set your bedroom to pause mode. It works, because the only thing that won't be paused is your sackboy, or you as a person. Why flying in an airplane takes so long and is scary.

2017-07-14 09:03:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Just use a Character Teleporter instead. Much quicker. Not getting proper recognition.

2017-07-14 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change everyone's sackbot behavior. Traveling with the Frontier airline, which happens to be AWFUL. I mean, who gives you a freakin' 10 HOUR DELAY!!!?

2017-07-14 21:06:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use Velociporters to teleport into a different company's plane. People with bad strategy winning due to luck.

2017-07-14 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eliminate them with the PAINTANATOR!!! Not being able to fall asleep.

2017-07-15 07:53:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change the Selector of consciousness level from "awake" to "asleep". gurren009's giant signature.

2017-07-15 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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THERE IS NO LBP SOLUTION TO THAT!! People being so rude.

2017-07-15 19:26:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Slap them by holding R2/L2 and swinging your right/left analog stick. Short people.

2017-07-15 23:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Select them with the Pop-It Cursor and push the right analog stick up to make them larger. Forgetting to turn on the air conditioner.

2017-07-16 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have a sackbot do it for you. When you miss your bus.

2017-07-16 04:26:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete the Bus Memory from your sackbot's microchip so you'll never miss that vehicle anymore. Hehe. I'm so punny.

2017-07-16 12:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change the first letter of your Sackbot's identification Tag from a P to an F. TenebrisNemo is now so funny that I can't breathe.

2017-07-16 20:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Pause his entire existence. People laughing too hard.

2017-07-17 16:30:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Mute them from the Pause menu. I can't get out from the Pause menu.

2017-07-17 22:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unglue the Start button from the controller, then reattach it to its Spring. Trying to plan things with people you don't know very well.

2017-07-17 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Threaten them with fire balls, plasma, and spikes to do whatever you say, OR ELSE. L1N3R1D3R becoming a Screen Meister.

2017-07-18 16:36:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make a level where I am sitting at the top while the player does my digital bidding. gurren009 refusing to support the site, and thus not having a special title.

2017-07-18 18:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a level telling everyone to join the cause of forcing gurren009 to support LBPC. People not caring about things.

2017-07-18 20:11:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make the thing larger with the right stick, and keep crushing people until they submit. Only a two-party system.

2017-07-18 21:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Add more sackbots. When you're too tired to do anything.

2017-07-19 02:28:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Turn up the global brightness and make your Sackbot move faster. That will wake you up! Other people's parents being delusional.

2017-07-19 03:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Report my parents and ban them from Craftworld. People misusing the word "autism".

2017-07-19 08:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make an account named "trueautism", then only add people with autism to your friends list. The possible removal of net neutrality.

2017-07-19 20:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the NOT gate causing the potential removal. LBP3 not having a good online at launch.

2017-07-21 02:02:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure all the tag sensors have the correct colors and labels, and make the range infinite. Wanting to play LittleBigPlanet, but already involved in too many other things.

2017-07-21 04:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete those other things and only focus on LBP. When you have to use the restroom.

2017-07-21 19:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use a broadcast microchip to place a self-destroying chip on all items with...certain tags. Missing an event due to sickness.

2017-07-21 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Replace yourself with a look-alike sackbot. People not being nice to eachother.

2017-07-22 12:03:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Edit their Sackbots and turn "Is Hostile" to NO. Me now having 666 posts again.

2017-07-22 18:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the middle "6" and replace is with a 7. CUZ 7 ATE 9. GET IT!? HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY! 8D People like me not being funny.

2017-07-22 21:42:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the NOT gate from the qualifier of the statement. Nintendo still not manufacturing enough things for the Switch.

2017-07-22 21:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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