Archive: 1838 posts

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That could kill most of us, to be fair. Sunlight? Kill most of us? Pff!

2017-05-02 23:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sunlight? Kill vampires? Pff! That's kinda the lore of these fictional creatures. Unless you're doubting the existence of vampires...

2017-05-03 05:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's kinda the point of these party games. Unless you're doubting the existence of my luck... Wow, you play a lot of interesting games, L1N3R1D3R! I've never played "Hide the crate", "make the powder", "do as I say", "see how long you last in this giant freezer", "dodge the bullet" and now we're playing "find the bomb"! What are we gonna play next!?

2017-05-03 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wow, you play a lot of interesting games, L1N3R1D3R! I've never played "Club Penguin", "RuneScape", "Tetris", "Windows Pinball", "Super Mario" and now we're playing "LBPC Forum Games"! What are we gonna play next!? You have played too much. It's time to do something else.

2017-05-03 06:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have played too much. It's time to play some more. I LOVE PLAYING FORUM GAMES !!!!!!1!!1!. Alright, alright. Calm down. That's a bit too much enthusiasm for my liking.

2017-05-03 10:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Alright, alright. Calm down. That's a bit too much H2O for my liking. You can never have too much H2O! Hrblhrhblbrblbrlbrlbrbl... *drowns*

2017-05-03 15:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You can never have enough H2O! Hrblhrhblbrblbrlbrlbrbl... *dehydrates* I wasn't aware Nemo was suicidal. Maybe I should have been more considerate...

2017-05-04 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I wasn't aware I was suicidal. Maybe I should have bought more considerate items... Why don't you just ask me? It would cost a lot less.

2017-05-04 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why don't you just enslave me? It would cost a lot less. But you are not a miracle worker like Adbul here. Adbul is a miracle worker. And he is not a slave! Fantastic!

2017-05-04 10:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But you are not an "adult" worker like me. I am an "adult" worker. And I am not cheap! Fantastic! So, how much would one usually pay for your "adult" services? I could do with someone to help with my bills and tax returns, and I still have no idea what a mortgage is. Can't get more "adult" than that....

2017-05-04 14:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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So, how much would one usually pay for your "adult" services? I could do with someone to help pleasure me with my strange habits and internet returns, and I still have no idea what a penetration sword is. Can't get more "adult" than that.... Can you? Look at Ali_Star here! He's back at it again!

2017-05-04 15:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Look at me here! I am back at it again! I have you in my sight, Sir monacle. http://37.media.tumblr.com/d080268355c7b097886de912db0066c5/tumblr_n1b454hM7f1toamj8o1_400.gif

2017-05-04 15:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have just lost my sight, Sir monacle. Then how are you managing to type and reply to posts?

2017-05-04 16:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Then why are you managing this type of hotel and why do you reply to requests? Because it is my job to do those things.

2017-05-04 18:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because it is my job to screw up those things. That explains everything! #OMG #LBPC #REVELATIONS #YOLO #SWAG #HASHTAG

2017-05-04 21:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That explains nothing! #OMGWTFGTFO #LBPC #RELATIONS #YOLO #SWAGGER #HASHBROWNWTF #**** ME! So this is what you do inside those rectangular devices.

2017-05-05 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So this is what I do inside those forum games when the mods are gone. You really need to stop avoiding the censor, it might get caught eventually.

2017-05-05 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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****ing hell, you really need to ****ing censor these **** swears, you might get caught eventually. L1N3R1D3R, if you're going to talk like a sailor, then you must do chores like a sailor!

2017-05-05 20:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Ali_Star, if you're going to talk **** about a sailor, then you must be shamed by a sailor! I know his fez might look like a derpy sailor's cap to you, but I assure you it's not.

2017-05-06 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know that his diaper looks like a derpy trash bag to you, but I assure you it's not full. Yes, why does he carry such things, anyway? Does he require a diaper? Is he indeed a baby? Will we ever find out? Find out next time on the Forum games adventure!

2017-05-06 05:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, why does he do such things, anyway? Does he require a therapist? Is he indeed a lunatic? Will we ever find out? Find out next time on the Forum games season 7 episode 5! Ugh, these ads are getting smarter. I just want to play.

2017-05-06 21:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ugh, these bills are getting bigger. I just want to pay. If you have the money, then why don't you just pay up?

2017-05-07 18:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you have the abs, then why don't you just lift up, bro? I have lifted too much for today. I do not want to injure myself.

2017-05-07 20:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have smoked too much for today. I do not want to kill myself. Wise idea, Nemo. Smoking too much can cause fatal lung cancer.

2017-05-08 00:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wise idea, Nemo. Playing too much can cause fatal pc master race cancer. I know. That's why I have a robot which slaps me whenever I play too much.

2017-05-08 01:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know. That's why I have a hitman which will kill me whenever I go outside too often. Geez, don't you think that's going a tad too far? I mean, first you set up traps everywhere, which you could just walk around seeing as you know where they're placed, and now you've set a hitman to kill you? Why didn't you just ask me? It'd be quicker, and stress reliving.

2017-05-08 05:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Geez, don't you think that's going a tad too far? I mean, first you talk about games everywhere, which you could just work around seeing as you know how they all work, and now you've set L1N3R1D3R to play with you? Why didn't you just ask me? It'd be quicker, and stress reliving. Maybe he just likes me more than you? You've shown enough that you don't follow the rules.

2017-05-08 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Maybe he just likes lollipops more than us? We've shown enough that we don't just stick around silently. It's not that. The lollipop tasted good and I'm no cannibal.

2017-05-08 16:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's not that... My lollipop tasted good, and now It's gone. I'm no cannibal. Oh, uhh, you lost your lollipop? Well, I haven't found it. I've.... Got to go now. Bye.

2017-05-09 05:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, uhh, you lost your mind? Well, I haven't lost mine. I've.... Got to go now. Dave the talking fish is calling my name. What kind of fish is called Dave?

2017-05-09 10:01:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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What kind of maggot is called L1N3R1D3R? Hey, do not talk like that about the only person who keeps the forum games alive.

2017-05-09 13:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, do not talk like that about me, the only person who keeps the forum games alive. There's basically a squadron of people who are here almost exclusively for forum games, you're not the only one.

2017-05-10 04:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There's basically an army of clones who are here exclusively for forum games, you're only one of them. I'm sorry to break your heart, LI1N3R1D3R, but I do tend to spend some time outside the forum games. There's a lot of posts out there that need me. IV XV XIV XX VIII I XX V XIII V IV I XVIII XII IX XIV VII !

2017-05-10 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm sorry to break your heart, LI1N3R1D3R, but I do tend to spend some time with my other love interests. There's a lot of new husbands out there that need me. X X X X X X X! Love is dead. No more heroes.

2017-05-10 12:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Trump is dead. No more worries. Except there is a big worry: Mike Pence would now be President, and that's somehow even worse.

2017-05-10 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Except there is a new worry: One Pence will now be the cost, and that's somehow even worse. Why? Does it have to be exact change?

2017-05-11 18:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why? Does it have to be Michael Rosen? I'm sorry that I don't know other sources well enough to make good YTP's for them.

2017-05-12 15:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry that I don't know other victims well enough to make good YTP's from them. You torturer! Shame on you!

2017-05-12 21:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You hero! Glory on you! Really!? You would praise a murderer!?

2017-05-13 16:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Really!? You would praise a person who is more famous than me!? Bruh, you are envious, aren't you?

2017-05-13 17:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bruh, you are drunk, aren't you? I'm not the least bit intoxicated. I believe you are the drunk one here considering your use of the word "bruh".

2017-05-16 01:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not the least bit women. I believe you are the transvestite here, considering you're using the bra. What? L1N3R1D3R, you are aware that do not wear any clothes, right? I just prance around naked while hoping nobody notices. Unless you count the stylish noose.

2017-05-16 06:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What? L1N3R1D3R, you are aware that I do not wear any glasses, right? I just type around naked while hoping nobody notices. Huheueheuheueuue. Believe me. I have noticed.

2017-05-16 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Believe me. I have seen some ****. That's not impressive for this forum, you know. 8)

2017-05-17 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're not welcome on this forum, you know. 8) You're not welcome either. Neither is Sir Monacle, or anyone else who plays these games. Only I'm allowed.

2017-05-17 15:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You're not welcome here Sir Monacle. if anyone else who plays these games crosses my line. Only I will be allowed. Calm down Ali_star! I only asked if your diaper gets itchy. It's not the end of the world. ...Is it?

2017-05-17 16:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Calm down Ali_star! I only asked if your wife gets angry. It's not the end of the world. ...Is it? To some, love is so captivating that broken loves can break the person. ...Not for Ali, though. 8)

2017-05-18 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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To some, love is so ridiculous that making loves can break the person. ...Not for me, though. 8) I disagree.I believe love is the key to all happiness.

2017-05-19 02:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I disagree.I believe this is the key to the garage. But are you sure you didn't accidentally grab a kid's toy and not a real key?

2017-05-19 03:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But are you sure I didn't accidentally grab a sex toy and not a real kid's toy? I'm sorry L1N3R1D3R, but you're not going to find anything that will stop your lust in here. Now go home, I don't want you in here.

2017-05-19 05:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm sorry L1N3R1D3R, but you're not going to find anything that will do harm in here. Now go home, I don't want you killing yourself in here. I don't know where you got the idea that I was suicidal. Did TenebrisNemo lie to you or something?

2017-05-20 17:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know where you got the idea that I was involved in poop slavery. Did TenebrisNemo tell you or something? No. It wasn't me. It was T.N3m0. An agent from another dimension.

2017-05-20 19:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No. It wasn't me. It was Sir monacle. An agent from another planet. I feel like Sir monacle doesn't have the mental capacity to be an agent. How much are you gonna lie to me?

2017-05-21 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I feel like Sir monacle doesn't have the brain capacity to read a sentence. How many times are you gonna trick me? Nah, I can help with your test, paper... Thing. Just watch, I'll blow the whole class away!

2017-05-21 18:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Nah, I can help with your test, paper... Thing. Just watch, I'll blow the whole school up! Destroying the educational institution is not a reasonable substitution for finishing my speech...or is it? 8)

2017-05-21 23:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Destroying the world is not a reasonable solution...or is it? 8) Depends on what the problem is! It would sure fix a lot of them.

2017-05-22 10:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Depends on what your sign is! It would sure appeal to a lot of them. Ali, please get out of here with your old memes that should be dead.

2017-05-22 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ali, please get out of here with your dank memes that should be hot. Why do you hate memes? wHy YoU hAtE mEeEmS!?

2017-05-22 15:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why do you hate Trump? wHy YoU hAtE aMeRiCa!? I love America, which is precisely why I hate Trump.

2017-05-23 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I love her, which is precisely why I am beating her. L1N3R1D3R, you are a terrible person! Don't take your anger out on your wife, take it out on TenebrisNemo. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

2017-05-23 05:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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L1N3R1D3R, you are a terrific person! Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do it! I'm sure he'd appreciate it. Thanks for the motivation, but spouting old memes at me won't motivate me anymore.

2017-05-23 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Thanks for the motivation, but spouting old pest poison at me won't affect me and my brethren anymore. What kind of demon are you!?

2017-05-24 01:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What kind of politician are you!? I am a proud democrat, and I wish not to associate with the current presidency.

2017-05-24 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I am a proud republican, and I very much wish to associate with the current presidency. Wow, you sure have changed your tone.

2017-05-25 10:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Wow, you sure have changed your accent. I haven't the slightest clue of the topic of your discourse, Alistair. May you please elaborate?

2017-05-26 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I haven't the slightest clue of the topic of your Diaper Wars - Planet Dirha's Toxic Gas franchise, Alistair. May you please elaborate? I am not hearing anything. LALALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALA!

2017-05-26 21:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am not a good singer. LALALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALA! Clearly you have not learned to lower your jaw as much as possible when singing an "ah" sound.

2017-05-27 02:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Clearly you have not learned to keep your jaw closed as long as possible when witnessing an "ah" moment. But I'm an unimportant side character of the story whose mind must explode on the hero's special moments.

2017-06-08 23:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But I'm an unimportant human being of the world whose guts must explode on the hero's body to look cool. These cinematic shots are getting a lot more deadly as of late. I wonder if someone is behind them...

2017-06-09 01:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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These cobra's blood shots are getting a lot more painful. I wonder if poison is behind it... *dies* Bah! You are just weak! Gyaahahahahahaha-AARGH! *dies*

2017-06-09 20:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bah! You are just fake news! Gyaahahahahahaha-AARGH! *dies* How the reality TV series "That Trump!" will hopefully end.

2017-06-10 03:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I wish the reality TV series "That Trump!" will hopefully go on forever. Your taste sucks. Get out!

2017-06-10 13:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Your vacuum sucks. Get out! Um...yeah, that's kinda what a vacuum is supposed to do. Don't act so astonished.

2017-06-10 20:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Um...yeah, that's kinda what a 9000 Giga Mega twerk machine is supposed to do. Don't act so astonished. I am more impressed that you threw all your self respect away and bought it in the market in front of your family and friends.

2017-06-11 00:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am more impressed that you threw the bottle away and bought another in the market in front of your family and friends. Didn't you hear? The recycling is all a hoax! That's why I threw away the recycling bottle!

2017-06-11 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Didn't you hear? The earth is all a hoax! That's why I threw away the hazardous waste into the nature! *breaths in* BOI!

2017-06-11 13:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*breaths in* WAAAAAAHHH! Be quiet, Nemo! We're in the middle of a funeral.

2017-06-11 19:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be patient, Nemo! We're in the middle of a terrorist attack. Of course I'm patient, my leg exploded and now we're in a hospital.

2017-06-13 06:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course I'm angry, our bombs exploded and now we're in a new war. There must be some way to let them know that it was completely unintentional...

2017-06-13 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There must be some way to let them know that it was a planned surprise attack... Don't make war! Make some love instead.

2017-06-17 01:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't make war! Make some love to me instead. I know everyone has at least an ounce of perversion in themselves, but yours is going too far.

2017-06-17 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know everyone has at least an ounce of heroism in themselves, but yours is going too far. Someone has to be that guy, my friend. Now, get on the glorious steed and ride to battle with me.

2017-06-17 18:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Someone has to be killed, my friend. Now, get on the guillotine and accept your fate. Do you promise that my death will not be in vain, that I will in fact die a martyr?

2017-06-18 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you promise that my death will not be in vain, that I will in fact die to the last boss? If you equip lots of health potions then you may actually make it that far.

2017-06-19 09:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you equip lots of armor then you may actually make it that far. But the problem is I only bought chain-mail. That's not going to help when we're in a nuclear base.

2017-06-21 17:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But the problem is I only bought nuclear launcher. That's not going to help when we lack nuclear missiles. Who needs nuclear missiles when we have laser guns?

2017-07-03 18:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who needs chocolate chips when we have sprinkles? I already told you: we're MAKING the ice cream, and sprinkles don't freeze well.

2017-07-03 22:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I already told you: we're MAKING the baby, and babies don't freeze well. Pls no baby jokes. They are low-quality dark humor.

2017-07-08 19:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pls no Trump jokes. They are low-quality fake humor. I'm guessing you're one of the people who voted for the TV star and not the politician.

2017-07-09 02:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm guessing you're one of the people who voted for the reasonable candidate and not the glorious leader, you fakish fake. I got 999 "I care" plants but I can't find any of them now.

2017-07-09 16:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I got 99 problems but you won't be one. Thanks for your input, Ariana Grande. I've got one less problem without you, too.

2017-07-10 19:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Thanks for your help, Mr. Adolf. I've got one less greedy person, thanks toyou, my friend. It's 2017. I must arrest you now, person.

2017-07-10 23:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's 2017. I must not assume your gender, person. Thanks for your consideration of being politically correct, but I don't really care.

2017-07-11 00:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Thanks for your hardcore jokes in political meeting, but I don't think you'll escape from the government. The world is a big joke so let's laugh together, my friend.

2017-07-11 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The world is a big sphere so let's be correct together, my friend. But don't you question the legitimacy of the NASA photos? I mean, the Earth could be flat, we don't know! /s

2017-07-11 22:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But don't you question the legitimacy of the tourist photos? I mean, Australia could not exist, we don't know! lol XD Son, you disappoint me.

2017-07-12 15:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Son, you have impressed me. It took a long time to memorize a thousand digits of pi, but I did it for you!

2017-07-13 18:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It took a long time to put shame on my thousand cousins, but I did it for you! Pack your things and get out. I do not have a son anymore.

2017-07-15 23:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pack your things and get in the van. I do not want to live in this apartment anymore. I knew you were thinking about moving, but I didn't know it was going to happen so soon!

2017-07-16 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I knew you were thinking about sleeping, but I didn't know it was going to happen so soon! I just started my Smash tournament with mah friends! For the love of god, get out and shut up!

2017-07-16 12:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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For the love of god, get out the Switch and let's start playing! But it's two minutes away from the new year. I wouldn't want to miss the countdown!

2017-07-16 20:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But it's two minutes away from detonation. I wouldn't want to miss the ticket to paradise! No, mate. There is no paradise. It's in here. *taps chest*

2017-07-17 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, mate. There is no treasure in the ground. It's in here. *taps chest* I know you're not the final boss, but you don't have to give away the path to victory that easily!

2017-07-17 23:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know you're not the final friendly NPC, but you don't have to give away the path to the final boss that easily! What can I say? The games are not like the old ones. But at least this game has secret bosses, just like the old times.

2017-07-19 08:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What can I say? The games are now under way. But at least this game has a purpose, just score goals. Ah, I can see why you prefer the simplicity of hockey and soccer/football over the complexity of American football and baseball.

2017-07-19 20:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ah, I can see why you perfected the simplicity of hookey and hopped over the complex wall of American standards. I don't understand your metaphors.

2017-07-26 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't understand your President. Me neither. I love America, and that's a big reason why I hate him.

2017-07-28 00:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Me neither. I love bacon, and that's a big reason why I hate vegans. Everyone has the right to live their lives in the way they want as long as it's healthy and it doesn't affect other people.

2017-07-29 14:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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everyone has the dorito to live their moutin dew in the way they meme as long as it's healthy and it doesn't affect other memes. rtekt xddddddd

2017-07-30 06:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Excuse me, sir, but apparently your ship got wrecked near the coast, but it was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it and I would like to express my feelings with the next text emoticon. xD Fair enough. Drunken sailors never change!

2017-07-30 19:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Far enough? I'm drunk and I will never sober! No, no, that's way too far, bring it in a bit closer. Yeah, that's vey good tenefriskNemo, just move the table, please.

2017-07-31 05:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, yes, that's way too good, bring the darkness a bit closer. Yeah, that's very good Mr. T, just move to higher level of darkness, please. I don't know what you guys are doing and I do not want to know.

2017-07-31 15:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know what you guys are doing and I am deathly afraid. Sorry this meeting room looks like an evil lair. We're simply trying to solve one of math's oldest problems.

2017-07-31 17:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry this meeting room looks like an evil lair. We're simply trying to get rid of one of dark lord's oldest enemies. So wait, aren't we the bad guys? We rule the world and do not care what happens to those who don't have enough coin to live within our great, dark cities?

2017-08-01 20:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So wait, aren't we the waiters? We serve the customer and do not care what happens to those who don't have enough money to eat at our great restaurant! You're being a little inconsiderate. Yes, our priority is the customer, but we should also be inviting!

2017-08-02 17:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're being a wimp, general. Yes, our priority is the "hero", but we should also be conquering! But we are the largest country in the world. Why do we need to get something which we do not really need? Other countries are too weak to rise against us.

2017-08-04 19:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But we are the smallest group of nerds in the world. Why do we need to get the cool kids which we do not really like? Other nerds are too weak to rise against us. Oh, wow... I've stumbled upon a really intimidating group of nerds!

2017-08-04 20:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, wow... I've stumbled upon a really intimidating group of world leaders! That's right. Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong-un, the deadly trinity.

2017-08-05 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's wrong. Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong-un, were all great people. That's true, the only thing we should've watched out for were... ALIENS!

2017-08-05 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That's not quite true, the only thing we should've manufactured were... Sir monacle plushies! You seem to be a bit obsessed with that concept. Maybe make one in real life and then we'll listen.

2017-08-05 21:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You seem to be all too much obsessed with that idea. Maybe make one in real life and then we'll bow down to our almighty overlords. Just you wait, L1N3R1D3R, even if it takes 20 or so years, I will be back with that **** merchandise existing in real life. I'll show you! I'll show everybody... Every single person! They'll all buy my plushies. You will. Won't you!?

2017-08-06 05:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Just you wait, L1N3R1D3R, even if it takes 20 or so years, I will be back with that darn merchandise existing in real life. I'll show you! I'll show everybody... Every single person! They'll all buy my plushies. You will. Won't you!? Sir monacle, please stop avoiding the censor. You can't do that forever, you know...

2017-08-06 18:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir monacle, please stop giving candy to children. You can't do that forever, you know... Wait, don't we make cigarettes here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNMeHenFSA&index=1&list=LLjmBFaCtamnVCC2RFRXK0mg

2017-08-07 15:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wait, don't we make bombs here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo__YmyfRZk I can't seem to avoid the dank memes, can I?

2017-08-07 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I can't seem to avoid the damp carpet, can I? Yeah, y'should really clean your house, L1N3R1D3R. It's filthy.

2017-08-08 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yeah, y'should really clean your clothes, L1N3R1D3R. They're filthy. My laundry day is tomorrow and I still have some clothes left for today and tomorrow. I'm good.

2017-08-08 18:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My shopping day is tomorrow and my fridge Is still empty. Luckily, my shirt has some mouldy jam left, so I can eat for at least today and tomorrow. I'm good. L1N3R1D3R, your lifestyle is completely gross - How are you still alive in these conditions!?

2017-08-12 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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L1N3R1D3R, your post is completely gross - How are you still posting rationally in these conditions!? I don't know to be honest, what with you...evolving into your final form.

2017-08-12 18:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know what to be, what with you... Returning to your original form. Yeah, I know it's a shame, but just look at the smile on my avatar's face! That's a warm, welcoming smile, my friend.

2017-08-13 06:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yeah, I know it's a shame, but just look at the smile on my avatar's face! That's a cold, miserable smile, my friend. And while we're talking about your avatar, why is it no longer dank MLG 420 blaze it 360 noscope get rekt?

2017-08-14 16:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And while we're talking about your avatar, why is it no longer a low-resolution martian? Because it had a gun and LBPolice made it sit on an electric chair.

2017-08-15 11:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because it had no shirt on and LBPolice made it sit on an electric chair. Don't they realize that you start your LittleBigPlanet adventure bare naked?

2017-08-15 18:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't you realize that you start your life adventure bare naked? Yes, but society states that you can't run around nude! Now put some clothes on.

2017-08-17 05:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, but society states that you can't drive under the influence! Now put these handcuffs on. I swear, it was only a poppy seed bagel! I just came from the bakery's sale, please believe me!

2017-08-17 17:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I swear, it was only a porno and a sake beer! I just came from my friend's house, please believe me! No, you've been to my shop, haven't you? I'm calling your parents!

2017-08-18 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No, you've been to my shop, haven't you? I'm calling the police! As long as I'm over 21, the things you listed are perfectly legal, so what's the point?

2017-08-18 17:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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As long as I'm under 16, the things you listed are perfectly illegal, so what's the point of trying? L1N3R1D3R, I'm not sure you should be talking to people like me that. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40)

2017-08-18 19:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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L1N3R1D3R, I'm not sure you should be making collabs with people like TSFtoothpaste that. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWPYMwyf060) You rude person! Those two are very nice YouTubers who are quite talented and creative.

2017-08-19 02:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You rude *** **** crappy frick of a person! Those two are very nice YouTubers who are quite talented and creative. Come on, L1N3R1D3R - You can insult me better than that, you sheep chasin' hippie dippin' caber tossin' two-timin' racket-makin' donkey kissin' lip smackin' wally gubbin' gobbler cockin' rat-headed fat sacked dip with the most dumbest hat I ever laid eyes on! Ye wouldn't know a good insult even if it hit yer 'round the head!

2017-08-19 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Come on, L1N3R1D3R - You can insult me better than that, you non-merchandise-making dip with the most stupidest monacle I ever laid eyes on! Ye wouldn't know a good insult even if it shot you in the head! I won't even bother to comment on what you just said, because I have a bigger worry: Why did you steal gurren's avatar?

2017-08-19 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I won't even bother to decrypt what you just said, because I have a much bigger worry: Why did you steal my sandwich? No time to worry about the past - get in the car!

2017-08-20 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No time to worry about the past - get in the time travel machine! So that's what caused those unexplained screams and spells earlier...

2017-08-21 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So that's where those "unexplained" screams and muffled yells came from... L1N3R1D3R, why do you have women tied up and gagged in your basement? I'm calling the police!

2017-08-22 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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L1N3R1D3R, why do you have me tied up and locked in your basement? I'm calling for help! Sorry, but this is the forum game jail. Anyone who excessively breaks the rules of the forum games (or the forum itself, for that matter...) will be imprisoned down here.

2017-08-22 17:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry, but this is the video game jail. Anyone who excessively breaks my stuff or the forum games (or the forum itself, for that matter...) will be tied to this chair, forced to watch me play video games down here. That doesn't sound so bad. I'll just sing (https://youtu.be/3Ia1mI1wuPM?t=46s) until you untie me.

2017-08-22 20:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That doesn't sound so bad. I'll just sing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwGIBewHPM) until you untie me. I probably wouldn't get annoyed if you sang that beautifully. Can you change what you're singing based on what's happening in the video game?

2017-08-24 04:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I probably wouldn't get annoyed if you sang like a beast. Can you change what you're singing based on what's happening in the depths of hell? The party is so lit, everyone is burning all the time.

2017-08-30 12:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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This party is so dim, everyone is bumping into each other all the time. Yeah - In fact, I don't think this is a party at all...

2017-08-31 20:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yeah - In fact, I don't think this is milk at all... You found something from the bathroom and you thought it was milk? Umgah!

2017-08-31 23:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You found something from the vegan store and you thought it was real milk? Umgah! I was tired, and I thought it was just a vegetarian store, okay?

2017-09-01 01:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I was bored, and I thought it was just a regular store, okay? Then why did you buy 3 copies of the same porno?

2017-09-01 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Then why did you buy 3 copies of Twilight? Because I'm a typical young teenage girl. Oh my god, I literally can't even right now!

2017-09-03 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because I'm a typical young, horny teenage pubescent boy . Oh my ****ing god, I literally can't even- ...**** you! Ah, yes - Puberty. L1N3R1D3R, there comes a period in everyone's lives where they become complete ********. Usually for 2, maybe even 4 years! After that, you'll be stuck with a dead-end job and realise that the decisions you made were poor, and that life completely blows. ...Enjoy!

2017-09-03 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Ah, yes - Puberty. L1N3R1D3R, there comes a period in everyone's lives where they learn what swearing is. Usually for 2, maybe even 4 years! After that, you'll be stuck with no friends and realise that the decisions you made were poor, and that you can't avoid the rules. ...Enjoy! I'm glad you are capable of formulating one single intelligent thought, because I was losing hope for a while.

2017-09-03 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm glad you are capable of doing one single chin-up, because I was losing hope for your body. Why I'll have you know my body is an image of fitness. Check me out, OORAAH!

2017-09-06 20:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why I'll have you know my body is an image of fatness. Check me out, HUUHH HOOHH! I didn't quite expect you to be a sumo wrestler, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

2017-09-07 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I didn't quite expect you to be a sumo digital fan, but whatever breaks your legs, I guess. How would being a sumo digital fan break my le- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZy2xlZ-Tmk

2017-09-07 18:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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How would being a Spongebob fan break my ear- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA Of all the things you had to spam, did it have to be that?

2017-09-09 02:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Of all the things you had to eat, did it have to be that old can of spam? You should eat your spam, L1N3R1D3R - It's good for you!

2017-09-09 07:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You should eat your beans, L1N3R1D3R - It's good for you! But mommy, beans are yucky! Ice cream is good!

2017-09-09 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But mommy, fruit and veg are yucky! Ice cream and sugar is good! That's the reason you lost your leg, L1N3R1D3R. Now eat your spaghetti and sausages.

2017-09-10 20:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That's the reason you lost the war, Japan. Now eat your ramen. Sir monacle, can you please stop being racist toward our former victims?

2017-09-11 00:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir monacle, can you please stop being generally unpleasant toward our former site members? Never - you'll have to break my neck first!

2017-09-12 20:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Never - you'll have to break the rules first! Sir monacle, you do know that moderators are supposed to ENFORCE the rules, right?

2017-09-14 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir monacle, you do know that moderators are supposed to blah blah blah blah blah rules blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah dumb stuff blah blah blah blah blah don't stick that in your mouth. Huh? Whatever, I'm going inside.

2017-09-14 18:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Huh? Whatever, I'm going to space. No, listen to me! You need to put on that space suit, or else you're going to suffocate out there!

2017-09-15 01:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, please listen to me! You need to put on that antibacterial suit, or else you're going to bring in germs from out there! L1N3R1D3R, this is where I live. Now let me in!

2017-09-15 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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L1N3R1D3R, this is the part where I kill you. Now let me do it! Sir Wheatley-cle, you do notice that there is Conversion Gel leaking out of that pipe, right?

2017-09-17 18:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir mona-cle, you do notice that there is toxic hair Gel leaking out of that faucet, right? Please, don't shut down my restaurant! I'm just a humble sleaze bag, I swear!

2017-09-18 06:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Please, don't shut down my computer! I'm just wrecking some scrubs, I swear! I see that incognito tab on internet explorer. You aren't fooling anyone...

2017-09-20 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I see that torrent tab on google chrome. You aren't fooling anyone, you pirate... Yarr, I just be doin' me job, ye know!

2017-09-20 18:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yarr, I just be doin' ya mum, ye know! Well, now I know how unfunny pirate kids sound. Thanks for the totally helpful information!

2017-09-21 04:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, now I know how to correctly wear knee socks. Thanks for the totally helpful information! You're welcome, as here at the socks department, where we take getting dressed into our own hands.

2017-09-21 20:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You're welcome, as here at Apple Incorporated, we take all your money into our own hands. It really feels like this with the new iPhone that's way too expensive and lacks a home button.

2017-09-22 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It really feels like this with the brand-spanking new sir monacle plushie that's way too expensive charismatic and lacks a home button is just the best gosh darn thing ever. Yes, and you too could be a proud owner of the new sir monacle plushie today, for only $1,256,120,000,000 when you buy a regular sir monacle plushie.

2017-09-22 20:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, and you too could be a proud owner of the new sir monacle plushie today, for only $1,256,120,000,000,000,000,000 when you buy a regular sir monacle plushie. This is why nobody wants your products. You constantly shove them in people's faces and offer unreasonable prices.

2017-09-23 03:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This is why nobody everybody wants your products. You constantly shovew them to people's faces babies and offer reasonable prices. I shall buy ten now. Thanks L1N3R1D3R, you're supporting a great cause.

2017-09-23 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Thanks L1N3R1D3R, you're supporting the Democratic cause. Why wouldn't I be at this point? Also, you don't need to show what you changed, only the final result.

2017-09-23 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why wouldn't you go to this restaurant? Also, you don't need to show evidence of you doing it, only the final result. Thanks for the tip, L1N3R1D3R, now I shall get all the martian girls.

2017-09-24 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Thanks for the tip, L1N3R1D3R, now I shall get more than minimum wage. It's sad to see restaurants take advantage of tips as being part of the main paycheck. I feel bad for you.

2017-09-24 15:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's sad to see people take advantage of cake being a part of a balanced diet. I feel bad for this pastry shop. Cake is the only thing you'll ever have to eat.

2017-09-24 20:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Cake is the only thing you'll ever have to lie about. So you're both GlaDOS and Wheatley? What is the plot of Portal 2 now?

2017-09-26 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So you're both The father and The son? What is the plot of Hotline Miami 2 now? If they didn't want me making horrible fan-made plots, then they wouldn't of added a level editor.

2017-09-26 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If they didn't want me making horrible fan-made mods, then they wouldn't have made the internet. I'm sure the original people on the internet were not considering such outcomes to happen.

2017-09-29 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sure the original people on mars were not considering such problematic things to happen. I don't know what happened to the original martians, it was completely empty when I got here...

2017-10-02 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't know what happened to the White House, it was completely empty when I got here... Donald Trump is avoiding all his problems even more by going on yet another golf trip, and his entire staff followed.

2017-10-04 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Iraq is avoiding all its problems even more by going on yet another terrorist attack, and its entire citizenship followed. Do y'know what this means? Their country is empty! ATTACK!

2017-10-07 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do y'know what this means? Their inbox is empty! ATTACK! This is what I feel like is happening behind the thousands of college emails I'm getting.

2017-10-08 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I, L1N3R1D3R, the self-confident nerd with perfect oral hygiene and perfect thinky-squishy thing and also happens to be rich and prosperous with a massive **** that I stroke five times a day is satisfied with the thousands of college emails I'm getting. Good for you.

2017-10-08 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Me avoiding the censors is really annoying for you. Can you seriously not think of a good comeback without turning it sexual?

2017-10-10 03:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can you seriously not think of a good film idea without turning it into something sexual? I'm not exactly sure what you expected when you hired me.

2017-10-11 05:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm not exactly sure what you were smoking when you hired me. I haven't taken any drugs in my life! You must have been the one smoking something if you thought I was hiring porn directors.

2017-10-12 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I haven't taken any oaths in my life! You must have been the one smoking something if you thought I was joining your silly ranks! https://i.imgur.com/7x0g4TH.gif

2017-10-31 03:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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http://images.memes.com/meme/442119 I'm glad I can inspire such positive feelings in you. I haven't been feeling as many of them recently...

2017-11-04 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm glad I can inspire such positive soldiers in Mordor. I haven't been seeing as many of them recently... Blame the two hobbits with the one ring!

2017-11-13 14:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame the two girls with the one cup! Nemo, I know you thought that was a quality film, but this is a children's forum.

2017-11-18 17:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Nemo, I know you thought that was a horrible video, but this is a dark forum. Then let's light things up! https://media.giphy.com/media/RqNvw6UIdHYJO/giphy.gif

2017-11-19 18:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Then let's .gif things up! https://media.giphy.com/media/RqNvw6UIdHYJO/giphy.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/3NtY188QaxDdC/giphy.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/8ykJ4yAnwgK2I/giphy.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/QgixZj4y3TwnS/giphy.gif NOOOOOOOOO! I HATE the .gif format!

2017-11-23 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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YEAH! I LOVE the .gif format! Treat her with care, and she will love you back!

2017-11-24 02:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Treat her with respect, and she will help your children! No, I'm not trusting the family of the most moronic president in a while.

2017-11-28 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, I'm definitely trusting the family of the greatest president in a while. If you're against it, you are an illegal immigrant! Do you always have to bring them up? Look at this butterfly instead. Isn't it beautiful? http://oddiant.poatemisepare.ro/wp-content/uploads/Viceroy-Butterfly-Limenitis-archippus.jpg

2017-11-29 16:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you always have to bring Uncle Steve up? Look at this meme instead. Isn't it dank? https://pics.me.me/its-time-for-a-soviet-reunion-memerut-from-putin-3854640.png Oh boy, I sure do love me some topical Putin jokes!

2017-12-05 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Man, do I love me some steam buns! Oh yeah! Xiba, this isn't finished yet. I can still fight!

2017-12-05 18:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Kaiba, this isn't finished yet. I can still play my Blue Eyes White Dragon! Stop obsessing over Yu-Gi-Oh already, you're way too old for that.

2017-12-11 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Stop obsessing over Magic: The Gathering already, you're way too normal for that. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

2018-01-08 21:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is normal for me is chaos for Sir monacle. Where did that old chap go, anyway? I've missed him.

2018-01-12 02:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where did that old creature go, anyway? I've bought it. It never existed. It was just a normal plushie and we imagined things.

2018-01-12 03:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It never existed. It was just a normal government and we tripped on acid for a year. I'm glad we can try to ignore what happened in the United States, but we need to change it back.

2018-01-15 19:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm glad we can try to ignore what happened to my home, but we need to built it back. It's your home. If you didn't want it to be gone, don't buy bombs.

2018-01-16 01:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's your cake. If you didn't want it to taste bad, don't buy rotten eggs. But the expiration date here CLEARLY says--oh wait, the year says 2017...

2018-01-19 00:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But the commandments here CLEARLY says--oh wait, the year says 2018... You don't need religion to be a good person.

2018-01-20 19:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You don't need religion to be a moral person. I was going to change your post a lot, but you make a very valid point. And it seems like from all the church services I've attended, they make it seem like being nice is inherently tied to religion, which is clearly wrong.

2018-01-22 17:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I was going to change your post a little, but you make a very bad point. And it seems like from all the church services I've attended, they make it seem like being a metal head is inherently tied to hell, which is clearly true. But they only eat raw horse meat and listen to ear-breaking music! They aren't evil!

2018-01-23 23:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But they only drink cappucinos and listen to stupid pop music! They aren't evil! Are you kidding me? Teenagers are literally the spawn of Satan! (Except me, of course.)

2018-01-27 22:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you kidding me? Elderly people are literally zombies! (Except those with money, of course.) Just because there are old people jogging doesn't mean a zombie apocalypse is upon us.

2018-02-02 14:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just because there are dumb people running the government doesn't mean a shutdown is upon us. I'm honestly getting tired of both major parties. Viva la revolucion!

2018-02-06 01:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm honestly getting tired of both panties. Viva la desnudez! You're going to the monkey zoo for doing that.

2018-02-06 15:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're going to the barber for a haircut. But dad, I love having long hair! That way you can actually see it under my beanie that I wear all the time!

2018-02-07 02:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But dad, I love having long dress! That way you can actually see my true gender under my dress that I wear all the time! I have no son.

2018-02-07 10:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have no style, I have no grace. My Kong has a funny face. Please let the DK Rap die, it really isn't that good anymore.

2018-02-09 03:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Please let the villain die, it really isn't that dangerous anymore. But he is the only one who knows the code which will stop the nuclear attack! Now, where is it!?

2018-02-09 18:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But he is the only one who knows de wae which will stop the nuclear attack! Now, where is de wae!? I told you to stop referencing stale memes, they're not funny anymore!

2018-02-12 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I told you to stop referencing normie memes, they were never funny!!! I agree with you, but I never talked about them. Someone edited my quote.

2018-02-12 19:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I agree with you, but I never said those words. Someone butchered my quote. Sorry to hear that, Nemo Einstein. You never can trust scoundrels on the internet these days...

2018-02-16 17:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry to hear that, Mr. Einstein. You never can trust monkeys on our planet these days... No, I'm serious! Monkeys are conquering our world!

2018-02-17 13:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I'm serious! Monkeys are humans' evolutionary ancestors! Sorry, you can't make a scientific observation because it disagrees with my religious beliefs or something like that.

2018-02-17 21:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry, you can't make a religious observation because it disagrees with my scientific beliefs or something like that. I've known people who are both religious and scientists. Can't we just get along?

2018-02-18 18:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I've known people who are both male and interested in males. Can't we just get along? Nope, because apparently extreme conservatives think that type of relationship is unnatural and thus bad.

2018-02-19 02:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Nope, because apparently extreme cultists think that type of monster is natural and thus holy. There is nothing holy about a flying monstrosity which kills everyone in sight with its whip.

2018-02-19 10:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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There is nothing holy about a flying spaghetti monster which impresses everyone in sight with its presence. I see, you're one of those strange fellas. Well, don't worry, I won't stop you.

2018-02-25 21:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I see, you're one of those smart fellas. Well, don't worry, I will stop you quickly. You can't stop me if your heart is weak!

2018-02-26 00:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You can't stop me if your shield is weak! That's why I used Flex Tape! I sawed this shield in half and repaired it with only Flex Tape!

2018-03-03 17:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's why I used super glue! I sawed this relationship in half and repaired it with only super glue! LN13R1D3R, you need to take a grip and look into the eyes of truth.

2018-03-03 18:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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L1N3R1D3R, you need to take a grip and look into the eyes of the people who struggle to spell your name. It's not my fault that people can't alternate letters and numbers.

2018-03-05 20:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's not my fault that people can't pronounce my name every time properly. Excuse my rudeness, lonenthreeronedthreer, but it's technically your fault for choosing that name.

2018-03-06 12:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Excuse my rudeness, line rider, but it's not the time to argue about this. Let's talk about the new Smash game that just got announced! I agree. Now that Inklings are confirmed, who else do you think will get in?

2018-03-10 19:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I agree. Now that mexicans are confirmed, who else do you think will get in? Dem dang immigrants!

2018-03-11 13:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Dem dang Bayonetta players! I agree. They keep stealing wins from players who outplay them for 95% of the game.

2018-03-11 18:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I agree. She keeps stealing hearts from players who have nothing else except the game. Enjoy the fiction, but don't make it your reality.

2018-03-13 16:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Enjoy the ride, but don't make it up to the top and then yell for help. I can't help that I'm deathly afraid of thrill rides! (btw I live thrill rides pls don't hate me)

2018-03-17 00:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I can't help that I'm deathly afraid of thrillers! (btw I live in a thriller pls don't hate me) As long as you won't lose your mind, you will live in another world soon enough.

2018-03-17 11:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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As long as you won't hand in that paper, you will live in constant D- territory. But you've literally told us nothing that would help us write it in the slightest!

2018-03-18 22:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But you've literally told us nothing will help us write it in the book of the divine sages! But I was wrong! With this golden quill, we can now write anything we want in it!

2018-03-18 22:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But I was wrong! With Flex Tape, we can now fix anything we want, including this boat I sawed in half! Get out of here, Phil Swift. Nobody cares about your miracle tape.

2018-03-20 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Get out of here, Jesus. Nobody cares about your miraculous return. But... I died for you. *sobs*

2018-03-20 12:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But... I died for you. *respawns* Stop being so emotional, this stuff happens all the time in Overwatch, and lots of other games.

2018-03-23 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Stop being so emotional, this stuff happens all the time in Narnia, and lots of other worlds. A talking lion is not a thing to be put lightly on Earth.

2018-03-24 22:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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A talking bird is not a thing to own in the house. I know you're shocked about the concept of parrots, but they're perfectly normal pets.

2018-03-31 17:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know you're shocked about the concept of nuclear holocaust, but they're perfectly normal phenomenoms. No they're not! In the end we will all kill ourselves! What a great species we are!

2018-03-31 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No they're not! In the end they will all kill us! What a great species of bear you've created! I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the repercussions of making them big and huggable.

2018-04-08 19:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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