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Your mom! OOOOOOOHHHHHH--

Given that the derivative of f(2x) equals the derivative of f(x) and f(1) equals 0, what does f(2x) equal?
2017-03-12 03:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


F.X.? Yeah, we have some F.X.!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQHOhXw213w


I blew all my money on stock firework footage and Texas Hold'em. Help?
2017-03-12 06:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Steal. Thug life yo.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. How can we prove this quote wrong?
2017-03-12 16:37:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ash Ketchum! Gotta ketchum all! Ha ha!

How does Newton's Second Law of Mechanics translate to rotational motion?
2017-03-12 20:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Via google. 8)


If what one would call "smart" subjective, doesn't that mean there is no wrong way to take part in this forum game?
2017-03-13 07:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


FIRST BLOOD!

Why do people die by killing other innocent people at the same time in the name of a good afterlife when there are no solid proof that there would be anything waiting for us beyond death?
2017-03-13 10:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


There is no god!

What is the meaning of the title of Their Eyes Were Watching God in relation to its content?
2017-03-14 04:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


STALKERZ!

Why do people think that white people are racists and there are no racists in other races?
2017-03-14 16:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Stupid n--

Does racism require a superiority complex, or is simple racial prejudice enough?
2017-03-15 13:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Shut up, white person!

Can't people realize how lucky they are when the world is full of different wonderful things?
2017-03-15 16:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


But the lottery!

Why are some people so obsessed with sports that they predict how the season or bracket will go? Would this not disappoint more than please them?
2017-03-16 04:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Yeah, woo! The elf dogs won! Yeah! Yes! woah! Yeah! Woo!



As stated before, there is no "smart", as it is all subjective, meaning I can ask questions like this;

I'm a star!?
2017-03-16 07:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


I like trains.

There are smart questions and dumb questions, but why does Sir monacle try so hard to bully the rules once again?
2017-03-16 17:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


You frickin' bully!

I have an amusing, innocent joke for you all: What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
2017-03-17 05:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


The cheese!


Loopholes in the garden?
2017-03-17 07:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Garden in the loopholes.

If you want to make people believe that your race is not the problem then why do you have to destroy places when you don't agree with something so little?
2017-03-17 12:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


'Cause I need my donuts!

Given the general formula for the nth derivative of f(x) at x=0, what does f(x) equal as a Maclaurin Series?
2017-03-17 13:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Do you remember "spongebob"? I know it was obscure, but it was a good show.



Please, can you help my fast food restaurant gain some more sales?
2017-03-18 07:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Ronald McDonald.

I know the forum game asks for a "dumb answer", but can you at least make it a bit relevant to the question?
2017-03-18 17:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

Why do Peta think that dominant animals are an abomination of nature?
2017-03-19 21:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Jackal lives matter.

How does the Donald Trump presidency expect to continue when it continues to contradict itself and the constitution?
2017-03-19 21:24:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I HATE TRUMPETS!

Why is this fruit called "ananas" in almost all languages in the world but in English language it's "pineapple"?
2017-03-21 16:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Bananas? Duh.

How are exponents, radicals, and logarithms related?
2017-03-21 17:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


They had the same acnhesthor?

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Yes or no?
2017-03-21 19:39:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Um...false. I'll go false.

Is walking or running in the rain better for preventing rain drop accumulation?
2017-03-22 04:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Oh, I like the rain! Looks so awesome, and buzzword!


Y'know, I don't think I'm cut-out for these forum games, continuously posting about L33TR1D3R's and posting things like: "Ohhh my gahhhd", just isn't in my nature, so I hope you would refrain from inviting me to them, but to also get out of my house and into my heart out of my emails, because, when it comes down to it, we all marry a chicken one day.

Don't you agree?
2017-03-22 07:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Nice weather we're having.

You're the last man alive on Mars and the demons of hell have attacked the space station. What will you do?
2017-03-22 11:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


I like the color red.

How can you prove that (e ^ (i pi)) + 1 = 0 using Taylor series?
2017-03-22 17:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Taylor swifted.


Wait, would this count as a "smart" question, even though I, Sir monacle, eats various types of chocolate?
2017-03-22 19:36:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


No.

Why did Sumo Digital release LBP3 so early if it wasn't even finished yet?
2017-03-22 20:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype!

Which districts in Monopoly are strategically the most worth investing in based on the number or players?
2017-03-23 04:35:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


A long butt fudging time ago in a town named Kickapoo...

It's a dilemma. No matter what we do, people will die. If we stop the train immediately, people inside might get serious injuries. If we do not stop it, the people tied on the rail by criminals will die. What do we do?
2017-03-23 11:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


All we had to do was follow the **** train, CJ!

How high must a mass hanging from a meter-long pendulum be released for it to achieve a maximum tangential velocity of one meter per second?
2017-03-23 17:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


L33TR1D3R, L33TR1D3R, L1N3R1D3R, you're clearly not dropping it high enough. I would suggest that you drop from this skyscraper. Or you could just take a peak from this skyscraper.
Just go to the edge of this Skyscraper.


Since I'm now (apparently) a ghost (despite not actually correcting my username) you need to become ghosts too, right?

(None of this makes sense. OooooooOOOOOOOoooohhhhh!)
2017-03-23 19:51:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yep, totally a smart question!

Medieval Pope Gregory IX considered cats to be "the incarnation of Satan", leading to a mass killing of cats, causing the rat population to swell, quickening the spread of "Black Death". Who says that you can't learn from history?
2017-03-23 22:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


You! It was you all along!

Given that derivative rules apply to imaginary numbers, what is another way we can prove that e ^ (i * pi) + 1 = 0?
2017-03-24 04:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Yeah, I'm not going to answer your questions. Or any questions.

OOoooooooOOOOOohhhhh! comiiiic saaaans! spooooOOOOOoooky.

What are questions?
2017-03-24 07:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


You is big question.

Ah, hello. You don't look hollow, far from it. I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent of the Lord of Sunlight! Now that I am Undead, I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Lord Gwyn, to seek my very own sun! ...Do you find that strange?
2017-03-24 11:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Not at all, I'm a ghost, and this is my pet: L33TR1D3R.




I can't drown and I'm not in water. Can you help me?
2017-03-24 19:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Sure, just get your scuba suit first.

I was shot in the face, but I survived barely. Can you take me to the hospital?
2017-03-24 20:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Not today, Zurg.

Why was the username "L1N3R1D3R" already taken in Google products, but in nothing else I use?
2017-03-24 21:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Because you're not really L1N3R1D3R.


Who am I again?
2017-03-24 21:23:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Sri mnoolace.

If people are constantly trying to improve themselves, why does self-deprecating humor exist?
2017-03-25 00:27:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I'd like to say this is the first I was interrupted while trying to kill myse-
I don't understand it either.



I can jump through two windows in a fortnight while making L1N3R1D3R marry a chicken. Can you?
2017-03-25 07:11:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Bananas.

Seriously, what will it take for us to make Sir monacle follow the rules of the forum games?
2017-03-25 22:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Who's Sir monacle?

A man will be ready to do anything once we take everything from a man. Don't you agree?
2017-03-26 01:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


You can't take my computer! It's all I have... It's who I am.




I'm tempted to install viruses onto my computer, but I don't know how. Can ya' help me?
2017-03-26 08:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


WINDOWS 8 SUCKS!

We have many witnesses. You stole the bottle that day and you did break it into pieces. What is your defense?
2017-03-26 12:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Da fence. 8D

If it has so much range, does so much damage, and comes out quickly, why does it also have no landing lag?
2017-03-26 23:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I have no Idea what you're talking about. We're playing chess.




I'm not overpowered, am I?
2017-03-27 06:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


U R! NERF MONACLE! OR I FEED!

You have a sword, an axe and a spoon. A tree monster attacks you. What do you do?
2017-03-27 12:25:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Use the spoon to eat this tub of ice cream.




Why do you have such a strange obsession with grass?
2017-03-27 18:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


*Makes sheep noises*

A wolf in sheep's clothing. What do you think this saying represents?
2017-03-27 20:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Wolfram Sheepa.

How can you convert a roll of three dice to simulate a roll of two dice with equal probability?
2017-03-28 03:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Ignore the third dice.




When will people learn that the plural for dice is "die"?
2017-03-28 06:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


DIE, SWINE! *RATATATATATATATA!*

The dog barfed on the mat. How the hell do I clean the mat?
2017-03-28 12:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Burn it alive, of course!




That mat I burned earlier is now on fire. Wait, scratch that. The whole building is on fire. How do I fix that?
2017-03-28 20:32:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Posth in fucebook and geth likesh!

Seriously, why did people believe that if you didn't like a post something about God, you will be thrown in Hell?
2017-03-28 21:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Join my religion, become an army.




Now the whole neighbourhood is on fire. Can you help now?
2017-03-29 06:08:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yeah, sure. *Goes to sleep*

Why do I feel tired during the days but feel extremely awake during the nights?
2017-03-29 11:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


You stupid idiot!

Who approved of the volatile electoral college system and the takeover of Congress by the winning party?
2017-03-29 13:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Sexists! Sexiiists!

Why is Yuffie hiding in the Junon forests in the first place?
2017-03-29 15:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ruff ruff!

From the formula for gravitational force, how can we derive the formula for gravitational potential energy?
2017-03-30 00:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


By simply pushing this button. Seriously, you make it sound complicated.




Am I the smart question, or am I the dumb answer?
2017-03-30 07:15:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yes.

If we find Sir monacle from the Mars and put him into a cage with an unlimited amount of food and water, will he stop visiting this place?
2017-03-30 10:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Why not? Srsly, stop it.

Given that the gravitational force of an object in circular motion equals the centripetal acceleration, how can you prove Kepler's Third Law of Planetary Motion?
2017-03-31 04:12:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I haz been chosen to ruul diz planat!

How long would it take for an average american to understand politics?
2017-03-31 13:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


2.5 years if the teacher was an octopod wearing a sombrero shooting kittens and lasers instead of ink, if it was anything other than that, then I'm afraid it would be too boring to grasp the average American's attention, which at most should last 3.7 seconds, meaning that the octopod would have to order a break to make sure they do not get distracted. If all this is in order, then the average American would be able to learn politics.


If this is a dream, then who's dream would it be?
2017-03-31 20:12:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Ur momz.

How long would it take for an average Sir monacle to follow the rules?
2017-03-31 21:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


OVER 9000! 420 blaze it 360 no scope 69 lul

Why is the topic of sex so taboo, but the topic of violence much more widely approved?
2017-04-01 05:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Becuz fightging iz cool!

Why is pooping on the street a part of Indian culture?
2017-04-01 23:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ew, gross!

Given that the derivative of y with respect to x equals a function of x divided by a function of y, what is y as a function of x?
2017-04-02 03:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


WELCOME BACK TO X-FACTOR U.S.A!

How do you know that the food tastes bad if you haven't even tried it?
2017-04-02 12:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Stupid fruit!

How can you implement software into a text-to-speech program so it doesn't say repeated characters?
2017-04-03 03:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....

I am pretty sure that it's pretty much impossible to get a summer job, but should I try to get one anyways?
2017-04-03 10:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Jytk1f0cA

Why do people set high expectations for themselves when they're trying to be successful?
2017-04-03 13:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/You-Doctor-Yet-Gif-On-Family-Guy.gif

How much longer will people pray until they realize that going out and doing something would actually help?
2017-04-03 19:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Pray 4 me pls.

When will people realize that "holy" religious texts were made by humans?
2017-04-04 04:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


IT'S A SIGN FROM GOD! COME OUT AND PRAY, MY CHILDREN!

If chocobos are real, how likely are we going to hunt them to extinction?
2017-04-04 09:39:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Not very likely, scientists have proven that Chocobos are very fattening, and it's because this that we would not hunt them. Instead, we would keep them as pets, like dogs, or tape recorders.



No?
2017-04-04 15:25:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


No!

How long will Sir monacle heartlessly keep breaking rules and hearts?
2017-04-04 20:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


As long as you've ever wanted. which is forever.




The cow says "moo"?
2017-04-04 20:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


DEATH TO MONACLE!

If I leave with the 5 million dollars, will you be fine with the 4 million dollars?
2017-04-04 20:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


No. mostly because you just took out a massive loan out of my account to get that money. I'm going to need full amount, and I'm not letting you search in my box ever again.



Are you happy with the morphine?
2017-04-05 06:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yes. *gets hit by a truck*

Sir monacle just wants to answer smart questions with smart answers, doesn't he?
2017-04-05 10:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Maybe sometimes.

Does Sir monacle just think that there are two "Dumb question, smart answer" threads, or what?
2017-04-05 13:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I like trains.

What do you think would happen if aliens come to earth peacefully?
2017-04-05 16:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Kill them, because I came first. They're not getting all the credit! I worked so hard on this, **** you!




Wait, you really thought I, sir monacle, was an alien?
2017-04-05 18:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


*snorts*

Wait, you really thought Sir monacle is a decent guy who you can be friends with?
2017-04-05 22:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


No, that guy should be burned upon a stake! Hang him! Burn him! Skin him alive!




Wait, are you really going to hang me?
2017-04-06 06:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Hang the witch!

Welcome to Smart Question, Dumb Answer forum game! In this place, you can write a dumb, funny answer and then ask a serious, intelligent question. Beware of Sir monacle who does not heed these very simple rules. Any questions?
2017-04-07 00:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Hello, when are we going to get to the elephant? I love those things!




Okay?
2017-04-07 11:50:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


uiorm hurhow8 rm2o3aq,jiasdas

What is the area of the smallest triangle that can be circumscribed about a circle of radius r?
2017-04-07 13:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


This is my area. Stay away!

If the thief is one of the royalty and Lady Milbeth wasn't attending to the funeral, how likely it could be that she is the culprit?
2017-04-07 17:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Well, you see the murderer used a sword to kill TenebrisNemo, and the only one who has changed their appearance is you...
You killed TenebrisNemo with his own sword, and then you stole his identity! You would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't so blatantly obvious!



I'm good at this, no?
2017-04-07 18:10:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


No! I need a lawyerer!

Let's see. This is quite a fix. There are three silver knights in the room and we do not even have any decent weapons. How do we kill them?
2017-04-07 19:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Use your head!




TenebrisNemo is dead, and I can't revive him. That's not-so good, is it?
2017-04-07 20:34:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


1 liek = 1 preier.

Why didn't Kimahri admit his defeat when he clearly lose against the hero of Ronso people?
2017-04-07 21:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Chimichangas? I like those.

What on earth is the dictionary that this forum uses to determine what words are "misspelled"?
2017-04-08 04:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I'm confused too. It certainly doesn't use the Sir monacle dictionary, and it doesn't use pirate either. You daisy donking frizzle funglanger!



I be mighty confused, as to what ye' be doin' tonight, can ye' be tellin'' me?
2017-04-08 06:23:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Arr yarr in mah ship!

How many cannonballs does it take to sink a normal wooden ship?
2017-04-08 12:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


I be thinkin' on this for awhile, untile I realized, it would take four.




I arr speak arr pirate, arr?
2017-04-08 18:23:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yerr arr not following the pirate code! Shoot him up!

The singer got sick right before our concert. Where can we find another singer in his place in few hours?
2017-04-08 19:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


MeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEeE!




I cannot sing, and I've let down the band. Whatever shall I do?
2017-04-08 20:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Here, use this autotune.

Sir monacle actually followed the rules!? What explains this once-in-a-lifetime action?
2017-04-08 23:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Drugs. And crack. At the same time.

How can you find the friction coefficient of a table using two blocks, a string, a frictionless pulley, and a ruler?
2017-04-09 03:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


THE RULER OF THE WORLD WILL FIND IT!

Why is everyone rebooting and remaking old things these days? Why won't we get anything original anymore?
2017-04-09 12:25:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


BRING BACK SPYRO!

What is the "monster" described in Chapter 5 of Grapes of Wrath, and how did it earn that title?
2017-04-10 04:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Ah, yes, Simon, while walking around the island, stumbles across a pig's head, left by jack to lure the beast, due to Simon suffering from heat stroke at the time, he starts to hallucinate, and the pig head begins to talk. He calls the pig head "Lord of the flies", as it has flies swarming around it. Lord of flies states that the beast is a part of Simon and the other boys, the beast symbolises savagery in the boys. Simon passes out due to the heat stroke, and he is the first to realise that beast is inside them.




Did I do well?
2017-04-10 06:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


*loads shotgun*

You have broken the many rules which have been created by the LBPC users of old. Do you have any last words, you sad, poor soul?
2017-04-10 10:37:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Baa ba baa baaba baa.

If a spring makes one oscillation between 20 cm and 80 cm in 0.8 s, what is its amplitude and frequency?
2017-04-10 13:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Oh, that amp? Yeah, they use it to play loud music. That's reason as to why I'm here, I'm going to destroy it.



XXV XV XXI XIV V XXII V XVIII IV V III XVIII XXV XVI XX XX VIII V XIX V ?
2017-04-10 15:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Sir monacle.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a long string of Roman numerals a dumb question?
2017-04-11 04:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


No! I but dont' crae! Hgl! Hgl!

If Sir monacle would disappear, how many would miss him?
2017-04-11 11:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Nobody. I'm going to end my pointless existence.

Everybody.




Why shouldn't I bake a cake on such a day?
2017-04-11 20:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Ice cream, duh.

What is a practical application of a box-and-whisker plot as opposed to a traditional graph?
2017-04-12 04:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I drew a cat earlier today. Then I made a pie chart 'bout it. That was a good day.




What's the point of such actions if it is not going to lead anywhere, isn't that just a waste of my time?
2017-04-12 06:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


To get donuts.

Everyone says that the stock market crash caused the Great Depression, but what was the more direct cause?
2017-04-12 13:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


The interenut. We've got to burn it before it rots the minds of our children!




почему вы хотите всё знать!?
2017-04-12 20:18:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Cy- nope.

I gave you 5 000 dollars yesterday and now you only have 2 dollars. What happened?
2017-04-12 22:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


I spent it on Texas hold 'em. I need more money to help resolve my gambling addiction. Trust me, if you give me the money again, I will be able to return it. Please.




Why won't TenebrisNemo give me some money?
2017-04-13 20:06:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Cuz u noob.

Why are you licking those yellow flowers in my backyard?
2017-04-13 22:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


They taste funny, and it also makes my head hurt. To be honest, I'm not quite sure as to why I licked them in the first place. I can't stop now, and I think I should see a doctor.





Why won't TenebrisNemo lick his flowers, that are located in his garden!?

"Lick his flowers" sounds too odd. I don't think I should be screaming that out at night...
2017-04-14 05:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


I am sick. Plz halp.

I have a headache and I feel extremely cold even though it's a warm summer day. What is wrong with me?
2017-04-14 11:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


U dumb, its hot not cold.

How can you determine the spring constant of a spring with several masses and a ruler?
2017-04-14 13:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


You spring me right round baby right round!

How many giraffes do you need so you can climb to the height of Mount Everest?
2017-04-14 17:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ten ba-jillion, obviously.




What do you mean, "ba-jillion" isn't a unit of measure!?
2017-04-14 18:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


رجل مجنون هو هنا مرة أخرى!

عشت في هذا البلد لمدة خمس سنوات والآن أتحدث مثل هذا. ما رأيك في هذه الثقافة؟
2017-04-15 00:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ти си тъп.

How can the game of Monopoly be altered to align more with the American capitalist system while remaining a fun and engaging board game?
2017-04-15 02:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


More money, and the car always wins.




ну, я не знаю. Мы знали друг друга для двенадцать месяцов...
эта что вы хотите?

(I don't have a Russian keyboard, so I have to use google translate, it's a bit rough though. It's supposed to be "This what you want", which it is, but google says "this what do you want". Stupid google...)
2017-04-15 06:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Конечно нет!

How can you improve Google Translate without spending your whole life in it?
2017-04-15 14:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


By never using it.




How can you stop my procrastination without doing anything?
2017-04-15 14:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


By sleeping.

How do you share happiness for those who are mad or sad?
2017-04-15 14:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


By ripping the happiness out of you and giving it to them, along with several internal organs.




Why?
2017-04-15 14:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


WHAII!?77

Seriously, why do you want to steal my organs? I need them to stay alive. You do know that I have people who would miss me after my death?
2017-04-15 14:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


You heathen! How could you?

How can specific chords and key signatures help define a song's genre?
2017-04-16 04:19:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I'm not entirely sure on what you mean there, as the person who composed the song defines the genre, rather than the song itself.
Read a book sometime.




Why would I do that?
2017-04-16 17:58:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Reezunz.

I seriously don't think Sir monacle understands the difference between smart and dumb. Can somebody inform this "smart" boy?
2017-04-17 13:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Well, y'see L1N3R1D3R, what one person finds to be "smart" and "dumb" is entirely up to one's personal thoughts. Meaning that, by a technicality, there is no telling as to what could be perceived as "dumb" or "smart", and because of this, you are in no place to tell me what I find to be an illogical and idiotic statement to be smart, as we both have different thoughts.



Do you understand now?
2017-04-17 20:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Go back to kindergarten.

I think that Sir monacle thinks that one liners are the smartest questions in the world and specific answer are dumb because his bald gray head can't handle them. What do you think?
2017-04-19 00:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Basically.

If x is the integral from 1 to t of cos(u)/u with respect to u and y is the integral from 1 to t of sin(u)/u with respect to u, what is the length of the parametric curve from the origin to the nearest point with a vertical tangent line?
2017-04-19 13:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


STOP RIDING THE LINES FFS!

If life is unfair to everyone in this world, doesn't it make life fair for everyone?
2017-04-19 19:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Hurr durr, yep.




Do you think this is a wise decision?
2017-04-20 18:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


WISSE? PFF!

If we hold the line in this canyon, their numbers do not matter. Don't you see that we may actually beat them even though it may cost our lives?
2017-04-20 21:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Hurr durr, yep.




Why do you think that would happen?
2017-04-21 05:49:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Cuz alienz.

Why do you think that wouldn't happen?
2017-04-21 11:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Bears.

If an egg such as Humpty Dumpty were to break its shell, wouldn't it be a tall task for "all the king's horses and all the king's men" to ever put him back together again?
2017-04-21 13:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Hurr durr, yep.




This is clearly a smart question, and is what I'm supposed to be doing. No?
2017-04-21 13:49:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yay! GJ!

Seriously, how can Christianity be definitely proven without mentioning either real artifacts made before the writing of the Bible, or people psyching themselves out over coincidental "miracles"?
2017-04-22 03:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Clearly you haven't worshipped the power of my cross! Oh wait, it's upside down...




What have you done to my house!?
2017-04-22 06:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Science.

What is the quickest process of balancing a stoichiometric equation of a combustion reaction?
2017-04-24 03:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I'm not entirely sure on what your blabbing on about, old man. This is a nuclear power plant, we just separate the atoms to help with our engines, but we got to collect 'em otherwi- BOOM!



I'm all out of questions. Help me?
2017-04-24 05:58:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


LOL she needs help! 8D8D8)

I didn't kill him! I was protecting people from the other killer during that time! Why don't you believe me?
2017-04-24 13:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Yes, but you protected them by killing them!




Why would you do that?
2017-04-24 15:33:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Donuts.

If a particle on a spring is at position x = 2 cm and v = -10 cm/s at t = 0 and at t = 4, what is its position function?
2017-04-25 13:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Donuts.




Donuts?
2017-04-25 20:21:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


pleh.

Sir monacle is on it again. What should we do?
2017-04-26 01:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


http://img.pandawhale.com/post-43383-do-it-gif-Star-Wars-revenge-of-h5ES.gif

How did Star Wars go from humble beginnings to one of the most renown movie series of all time?
2017-04-26 05:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Because lightsaburs.

If zombies are rotten and decayed, how in the hell are they more powerful than living human bodies?
2017-04-26 08:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.bwiTJtUdzBayGGITnC9ZiQEsDh&pid=15.1




A picture can answer anything. No?
2017-04-27 05:58:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Keep telling that to a blind person.

If everyone had a timer of their own lifetimes, how many people would go crazy?
2017-04-27 06:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Seven point eight three.

What is the smallest area of an isosceles triangle circumscribed about a circle of radius r?
2017-04-27 13:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I don't know man, but you bullies are mean! I'm not playing chess with you ever again.




L1N3R1D3R is in a group of intimidating nerds, and they keep bullying me. What ever shall I doooo?
2017-04-27 18:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Tell them that you are fan of Star Trek and your favorite character is Harry Potter who has to take the ring to Valhalla! HueuH!

When you have lost everything, you will realize what was the most important thing to you. Don't you get it?
2017-04-28 11:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


If you're trying to teach me a lesson by deporting me out of the country, I'm not seeing it.




Look, if you deport me, I won't be able to see my family ever again. If you deport me from this country, I won't be able to come back. I will die, you know that?
2017-04-28 16:09:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


BUILD THE WALL!

How did William Lloyd Garrison's love of journalism turn into anti-Constitutionalism?
2017-04-28 16:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


When he decided all presidents (and former presidents) should be killed.




Why?
2017-04-28 17:33:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


You suck. That's why.

Sucking at something is the first step being good at something, right?
2017-04-28 23:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


No, sucking something is the first step eating something.




I think I need to prioritize my facts. What do you think?
2017-04-29 06:06:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Lol, prioritize ur trash!

Why would the town support the serial killer?
2017-04-29 15:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Because he was clearly framed, the real serial killer has not, and perhaps will not be found.




Why aren't I allowed to cross the border?
2017-04-29 20:40:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


U black.

Why aren't we allowed to use the train?
2017-04-29 23:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Trainees are not allowed.

Why so many bad puns?
2017-04-30 03:27:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213


They're pun-ny! Ha! Get it? 8)

How can one prove that the sum of the first n cube integers is the square of the sum of the first n integers?
2017-04-30 05:12:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


By shoving it up one's... Nose.




I nose what you beans?
2017-04-30 06:11:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


I am Vuldumurt!

If the water can keep the form of a bullet for long enough to hit someone, would it be as effective as an actual bullet?
2017-04-30 11:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


No.




No?
2017-04-30 18:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Kinda.

Has Sir monacle been breaking the rules because he calls himself a "Talentless Hack" this whole time?
2017-04-30 20:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


What a nice butterfly!

Some people feel good about themselves when they pretend to be bad in every thing in their life. But aren't they just lazy?
2017-04-30 22:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Perhaps. Or it could be on big ploy.




Some people feel good about themselves. Why is that?
2017-05-01 06:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


I'm da BEST!

Why does Sir monacle think that self-esteem is a rare trait to have?
2017-05-01 13:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Because he's on mars.




Why am I on mars?
2017-05-01 14:33:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Because you are an introvert.

I shot him but he still lives. How is that possible?
2017-05-01 22:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ya missed! >

Death of a Salesman is often seen as a sad tragedy, but how can it be viewed as a hopeful story?
2017-05-02 05:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


By digging his grave up and sticking him on a post, so he can go into the afterlife.




Why aren't you helping me stick this dead guy onto that post?
2017-05-02 06:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Cuz u mad!

If Monacle Apocalypse happens, how likely are we going to be dead?
2017-05-02 13:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Monacle = zombehs confrimed!!!1!!one!1!!!11

Can you use the Maclaurin series for inverse tangent to derive the Maclaurin series for ln(1+x^2)?
2017-05-03 04:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


MACA MACA!

Can you use your flawless reasoning ability to find the culprit, detective?
2017-05-03 06:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Yes, the culprit was none other than the person who confessed to the crime.




I am doctor detective sir monacle, now where's the murder?
2017-05-03 17:57:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


I is dead.

What is the ideal amount of light in a room for sleeping conditions?
2017-05-04 04:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Zero.




What is the ideal amount of idiocy that should go into my answers?
2017-05-04 06:14:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


OVER 9000!

What is the ideal amount of hours you should spend in video games?
2017-05-04 10:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Fish.

Sadly I haven't the time to play LBPCentral RPG right now. Is that okay?
2017-05-05 13:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


No. You shall burn forever in the fiery depths of the underworld! How dare you do things outside the forum games!?




I wasn't too harsh, was I?
2017-05-05 20:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Of course.

If plugging g(x) into the Taylor series of f(x) has to be equivalent to deriving the Taylor series of f(g(x)) in the interval of convergence, what does that say about the functions and their derivatives?
2017-05-06 04:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


No, you're supposed to put the red wire into the yellow wire.




So that's how you defuse this bomb?
2017-05-06 06:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Ye-BOOM!

We had three bombs in the building. I defused the two which were on the top levels of the building. Did you defuse the one on the bottom level?
2017-05-06 21:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


No, because I was the one who placed them.




Any questions?
2017-05-07 18:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!


Should we use the car or the motorbike to get to the beach before sunrise?
2017-05-07 20:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


I dunno, but don't go naked again.

When cooking steak, how can you determine the temperature by looking at the inside?
2017-05-08 00:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


ROAST IT!

If Voldemort really is the greatest dark lord ever then why did he fail to take over a school after when Harry Potter went there?
2017-05-08 01:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


I really don't care about that.




Whatever, either way I think we should treat this situation apathetically. What do you think?
2017-05-08 05:36:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Why would I care?

If an object drops close to the earth with a height h, what will its final speed be?
2017-05-08 13:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Look at all the "I care" plants I have.

Are these the droids which we were looking for?
2017-05-08 16:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ugh, I really don't like this film. It's boring. I'm bored.




Why should I do that?
2017-05-09 05:47:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Because I win, you lose.

If you fail at everything then could it be possible to fail at failing?
2017-05-09 12:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


No, it is impossible to fail at failing of you fail at everything. Don't cause a paradox, okay?




Isn't there a tutorial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKBCHHirH0) for that online?
2017-05-09 18:21:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


No.

If you can not think of anything then how could you think for that answer?
2017-05-09 19:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Reasons.

What's the moral of this complicated story involving many confused people?
2017-05-10 04:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


KILL ALL PPL!

If person A starts the race 5 minutes before person B, will person B ever chase person A to the point where he is?
2017-05-10 11:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


ABABABABABABAbABBaBAbAababbabbabAbbBBabABABABba

What is the rate of change of the distance between the two functions at the time the distance is the mean?
2017-05-10 13:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


I can't give you that answer yet.




Why can't I do that yet?
2017-05-11 06:11:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


'Cuz u dum!

If a parametric function is defined by x(t) and y(t), what is the nth derivative of y with respect to x in terms of t?
2017-05-11 13:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


the Znth.

How many freaking hours does it take for a semi pro player to construct a deck from common cards?
2017-05-12 20:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


You swore! :O

What is the point of posting in all these forum games if they amount to nothing in the end?
2017-05-16 01:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


For funz.

What should we do if everything what we do has no meaning?
2017-05-16 11:30:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Nietzsche was cool.

Why do we end up spending more time on things we hate just to get them out of the way?
2017-05-17 13:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


You have a good point there, L1N3R1D3R.




Well, I'm out. See ya!
2017-05-19 06:10:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Thank god.

How many times will sir monacle crawl back to this site just to be depressed again?
2017-05-20 00:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Until it becomes too obvious to me that there's something wrong with that question.




How many times will I crawl back to the hospital only to get injured again?
2017-05-20 05:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Lol ur weak.

If I give you the watermelons, will you give me water?
2017-05-20 14:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Melons.

Was that a fitting situation to insert an old meme?
2017-05-20 18:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Memeries.

If the God can't stop it then why should we stop it?
2017-05-20 19:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Oh, the humanity!

What are the two big reasons Rosalina & Luma loses to Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros. 4?
2017-05-21 04:24:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


no GIT. no GUD.

If you can beat the big monster then why can't you beat two smaller ones?
2017-05-21 21:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Bcuz resoons.

Why does Olivia love both Sebastian and Cesario in Twelfth Night?
2017-05-21 23:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


She's a hoe!

If we keep making the same thing which people love then why would we try to make new things which may suck?
2017-05-22 15:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


They'll LOVE it, believe me!

How does Donald Trump manage to contradict himself and the fundamental ideas of America in every way possible?
2017-05-23 04:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Bcuz there is no Trump!

How many times will the Americans blame the Russians whenever something bad happens?
2017-05-24 00:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Putin or something.

In Catcher in the Rye, what lesson can be learned from Holden Caulfield's seeming obsession with the pond ducks?
2017-05-24 13:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


QWACK!

Why do you keep investing on something which will clearly fail?
2017-05-24 23:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Cuz teechar sed so.

How is a student expected to comprehend a topic which is never discussed in enough detail and is graded based on the teacher's subjective mind?
2017-05-25 03:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Yeah, you're getting an F.

We attack with our heavily armored soldiers from the front, our lightly armored scirmishers from the side and we make the archers shoot everyone who tries to escape from the hall. What could go wrong?
2017-05-26 21:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


*explosion*

Given Sir monacle's numerous aversion of the swear filter, should he not be temporarily banned?
2017-05-27 02:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Oh, **** you, and your **** sensitivity, and I'll crap all over your house, and it won't be ****ing pleasant, either, you dingle-donk!




Can you please bring the bar of soap?
2017-05-29 06:05:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yes, but I will not. 8)

The Nintendo Switch is truly revolutionary, but when will they become backwards-compatible to appeal to more people?
2017-05-29 17:24:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Never. Ever.




Never ever for forever never?
2017-05-29 20:20:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Forever and ever.

What are the three ways of integrating sin(x)cos(x) with respect to x? Though their outcomes may look different, how can you prove that they are in fact all the same?
2017-05-29 23:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


IX IV XV XIV XX III I XVIII V .




What happened to TenebrisNemo, DiamondDancie10, FreeAim, Outlaw Jack, biorgue, NathanBros, thaia2013, my group of trusties, jimmydog000, that guy I saw on the street that one time, Ali_star, FreeAim, DiamondDancie10, NathanBros?


It's just you and me now... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0RzgUpGjk&list=RD-gmd1HVGBzk&index=10)


These people are still alive, but they're not who we know them as. DiamondDancie10, FreeAim and NathanBros are gone, and no matter how hard we try to get them back, we will only let them down. It's not so bad, however. Even though they're different people, they're free to get on with other things now. Bringing them back will only let them down.
2017-05-30 06:26:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


They died. Yay!

How do you take the derivative of a function of x raised to another function of x?
2017-05-31 00:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


You're making my brain hurt. Stop it.




I don't pay any attention as to what I'm doing in these forum games. It's all just one, big fuzzy blur, y'know?
2017-05-31 06:00:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Maybe.

What are the best ordinances to enact in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and why?
2017-06-01 23:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


This isn't maths! This is geography, you dummy. I'm giving you an F- for this.




Why are you lookin' at me like that...? Stop it! Stop it! Stop it right now!

...You're some kind of government android, aren't you? Trying find my location on mars, aren't you!? You want to kill everybody on mars, don't you!? You're making me say all of this, too, Aren't you!?
2017-06-02 05:33:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Wall-E!

Who on earth used up the rest of the sugar? I said I was going to make cookies later today...
2017-06-02 13:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


A little person called a nuclear explosion. No sugar left in this country.




I can be crazy, too.
In fact, I'm sleeping with my socks (https://youtu.be/T9moJawinsc?t=30s) on, tonight. Isn't that wild!?
2017-06-03 05:50:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


Yes.

Wherefore art thou, o Ro-Nemo?
2017-06-03 20:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


Behind you.

Why so much pollution?
2017-06-06 03:16:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213


Trump.

How does Trump keep contradicting every statement he's ever made?
2017-06-06 04:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


O, Trump-eo, o, Trump-eo, thou art breaking people's hearts, dumb-eo.

They want to eat my fingers, but if I eat the fingers, will they ever figure it out?
2017-06-08 23:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


Ouch!

How can you derive the formula for the volume of a sphere using an integral?
2017-06-09 01:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447



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