Archive: 1993 posts

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Scream. This is the really real world, no? What do you do when: You're making some toast, and a ghost comes out from your pet gravestone only to spook you into dropping your toast?

2017-04-05 18:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Make another toast, I guess. WDYDW Sir monacle keeps mocking your signature?

2017-04-05 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Mock your signature some more. Lollipop wig-hair. Nose-job. No flavoured lollipop. What do you do when: TenebrisNemo's lollipop gives you cavities?

2017-04-06 06:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder if you ever brush your teeth. WDYDW it's 2 a.m?

2017-04-07 00:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Continue sleeping until it's 5.30 AM. What do you do when: it's 12.00 PM?

2017-04-07 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If I am still sleeping on that point I'll wake up. WDYDW you win in the lottery?

2017-04-07 10:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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tear the lottery ticket in half right in front of the cashier, and then laugh at the amount of money I've wasted. What do you do when: I start the ritual?

2017-04-07 11:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Run the hell away. WDYDW I use a word that hardcore Christians would get angry at me for?

2017-04-07 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wonder if it had something to do with sexuality or music tastes. WDYDW it's raining dirty midget men with long red tongues?

2017-04-07 17:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wake up, as this is obviously one of your weird dreams. What do you do when: I appear in your dreams?

2017-04-07 18:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Capture you into my Master Ball. WDYDW you wake up as my pokemon?

2017-04-07 19:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I dunno. Make sure you have a Television set installed in the pokeball, I guess. What do you do when: You awake as my slave?

2017-04-07 19:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Free myself and the other slaves or die trying. WDYDW you wake up as a sheep?

2017-04-07 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Baaa! Baa? Ba! Ba ba, Baaaah! Baahhh bah ba-bah Baaaa?

2017-04-07 20:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Beep, beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep, beep, I'm a sheep! WDYDW meow, meow, I'm a cow, I said meow, meow, I'm a cow?

2017-04-07 20:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bahh! baa, bah baa baahhh, baa-bah. Baahhh bah ba-bah bahh, ba bah-baa baaahhh?

2017-04-07 20:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU WDYDW there is a giant flying sheep in the sky?

2017-04-07 20:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bahhh! Ba-bah! Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool? Baahhh bah ba-bah Bahh, baa-bah, baaaa!?

2017-04-07 20:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Bahh! Bahh bah baaah! WDYDW I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing?

2017-04-07 20:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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See how you've shown it through your new avatar and signature. WDYDW you beat someone better than you?

2017-04-08 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Baa- Y'know what? screw it... Walk away with my dignity. Baahhh bah ba-bah: You're feeling sheepish?

2017-04-08 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Watch the Beep beep video. WDYDW you're never satisfied?

2017-04-08 12:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Keep going. I am never satisfied. I must go back and make trivial things better. Baahhh bah ba-bah: You're rolling down a hill without control?

2017-04-08 18:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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They see me rolling, they hating. WDYDW they're gonna catch you wide and dirty?

2017-04-08 19:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad I'm white and nerdy. Baahhh bah ba-bah: My head hurts?

2017-04-08 20:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why should I do anything about it? Grow some backbone and eat some painkillers. WDYDW you lose against a meta build?

2017-04-08 22:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not play the unbalanced game anymore. WDYDW I turn into an animal that's not a sheep?

2017-04-09 03:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Talk like a sheep. Baaa-bah baa bah baa baaaaaah ba-bah baaaah! Baahhh bah ba-bah: I keep using Baahhh bah ba-bah rather than What do you do when?

2017-04-09 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Don't mind. WDYDW a large curved sword won't kill enemies but a tiny little rapier kills?

2017-04-09 13:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Question life. WDYDW you learn about sex?

2017-04-10 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Try it for myself. Baahhh bah ba-bah: You work on something just for that something to be destroyed?

2017-04-10 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes. Demolition is fun with time bombs. WDYDW I have set the bomb to explode in three-BOOM!

2017-04-10 10:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Turn off the TV. WDYDW Sir monacle is a name known to all?

2017-04-10 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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stare into my monitor to make sure there is no treason. Baahhh bah ba-bah: Your plans to destroy me have failed?

2017-04-10 15:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Logout from LBPC. WDYDW you die while searching for your corpse?

2017-04-10 19:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That'd be rather strange. Why would I want to search for my own corpse? I'm going to die eventually, so wouldn't it be better to just wait it out? Baahhh bah ba-bah: I've lost my corpse, as I am now incorporeal?

2017-04-10 20:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Not want to live in this life anymore. Meow meow meow meow: I start to turn into Sir monacle, the newly self-proclaimed god?

2017-04-11 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Call for Hans so he can help me burn both of you. WDYDW your dog eats your plushies?

2017-04-11 11:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw more Sir monacle plushies at it. Baahhh bah ba-bah: you meet the one and only god, the pastry lord?

2017-04-11 20:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Beg him for forgiveness so I may eat as many donuts as I wish. WDYDW I've managed to stop my Sir monacle-ification?

2017-04-12 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wonder as to what you've done to me. Baahhh bah ba-bah: Everything around you starts to spiral downhill as you slowly lose everything?

2017-04-12 07:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Blame you. 8) WDYDW you're tired of people spamming memes?

2017-04-12 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://memecrunch.com/meme/2FTFF/stupid-people/image.jpg?w=552&c=1 Are you happy now? Baahhh bah ba-bah: I've been blamed for something I haven't done?

2017-04-12 14:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No one shouldn't be blamed for doing something which they did not do. WDYDW I leave you guys?

2017-04-12 22:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder as to where everyone has gone. I will also track you down and force an apology out of you. You can't leave me! I thought what we had was special! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs) Baahhh bah ba-bah: TenebrisNemo leaves us?

2017-04-13 20:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Have a nice vacation. WDYDW I'll never leave you?

2017-04-13 22:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Chain you to a post, to make sure it never happens. We can be happy again! Just like old times, right? Baahhh bah ba-bah: I chain TenebrisNemo to a post?

2017-04-14 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Get hungry. WDYDW I eat the post?

2017-04-14 11:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Take you to the hospital so they can remove it from your stomach. WDYDW you know so much that the game isn't fun anymore?

2017-04-14 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make it fun again. What do you do when: I turn this forum game into an RPG? Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.] Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Status: Alive, insane (-2 strength -2 charisma -1 intelligence) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 4/10 -Charisma: 3/10 -Sanity: 0/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS.

2017-04-14 15:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Be actually impressed! WDYDW I visit the 1st town?

2017-04-14 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Visit the local tavern. Sadly I get a tad drunk. What do you do when: You stub your toe? (-1 HP to the next poster.) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.] Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Status: Alive, insane (-2 strength -2 charisma -1 intelligence), drunk (-1 intelligence, lasts 3 posts) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 3/10 -Sanity: 0/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS.

2017-04-14 18:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Visit the healer of the town. WDYDW the healer heals my toe?

2017-04-14 18:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Step on it. (-1 HP to TenebrisNemo.) What do you do when: I'm drunk? Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.] Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 9/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Status: Alive, insane (-2 strength -2 charisma -1 intelligence), drunk (-1 intelligence, lasts 3 posts) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 3/10 -Sanity: 0/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS.

2017-04-14 18:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Make you start a bar fight in the local tavern. WDYDW everyone fights you in the tavern?

2017-04-15 00:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Apply my Sir monacle powers and somehow increase my health. WDYDW I don't like cheeseburgers, and I'd gladly give mine to you for your intelligence?

2017-04-15 02:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Start learning lobotomy! Well, I don't like cheese either, but... (-2 Intelligence to Sir monacle, +2 intelligence to L1N3R1D3R, Cheeseburger has been given to sir monacle.) What do you do when: The sun begins to set, ending a glorious day? (+3 sanity to all players, +3 hunger to all players.) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS. Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 9/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Status: Alive, On edge (-2 strength -1 charisma ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 3/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.]

2017-04-15 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I got into the nearest inn and rent a room. WDYDW an army of bandits attacks the town?

2017-04-15 13:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Run. Fast. They catch up to me in their cool bikes and beat me up while wearing cool shades, and wearing cool jackets that have the word "cool" at the back of them. (-2 HP to sir monacle.) What do you do when: You come across a "status" amulet? (The next poster has a chance to get " 'status' amulet" [When used, removes any status the poster has.] ) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS. Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 9/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Status: Alive, On edge (-2 strength -1 charisma ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 3/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 8/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.]

2017-04-15 13:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I pick it up! WDYDW I go check the local Adventure Guild for quests?

2017-04-15 14:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait there with you, as they open at 5. What do you do when: Everybody finds the moment to relax? (+2 sanity to all posters.) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS. Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 9/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Status: Alive, Nervous ( -1 charisma ) Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 5/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 8/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.]

2017-04-15 14:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Have a brief respite. WDYDW we have to catch a blue dragon from the elven forest?

2017-04-15 14:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, don't ask me! I say we wait for it to come to us. What do you do when: You come across a tavern, but you're unable to buy something, as you don't have the money? (The next poster can get "Red wine" if they have a charisma of 6 or above.) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS. Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 9/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Status: Alive, Nervous ( -1 charisma ) Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 5/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 8/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.]

2017-04-15 14:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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With my charismatic skills, I ask the waitress to give me a red wine and I promise her I will pay later. WDYDW I look for a job?

2017-04-15 14:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Follow you. What do you do when: Hunger starts kicking in? (+3 hunger to every poster.) Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: NO ITEMS. Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 9/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Red wine [When used: -1 hunger, gives "Drunk" status] Status: Alive, Nervous ( -1 charisma ), Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 5/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 8/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.]

2017-04-15 14:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Go into a forest and hunt for some meat. WDYDW I catch a boar?

2017-04-15 22:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use my superior cooking skills to eat it first. (-3 hunger) WDYDW I come across an apple tree?

2017-04-16 04:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Punch you in the face, and take one of the apples. (-2 HP to L1N3R1D3R, sir monacle gained "Apple", -1 Sanity to sir monacle) What do you do when: The first pelican (yes, pelican) attack happens? (-3 HP to all posters.) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: NO ITEMS. Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Red wine [When used: -1 hunger, gives "Drunk" status] Status: Alive, On edge ( -2 Strength -1 charisma -1 Intelligence ), Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 2/10 -intelligence: 2/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 4/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Cheeseburger [When used, -3 Hunger.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-16 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Kill them by breaking their necks. (+1 strength.) WDYDW I drink my red wine? (-1 hunger.)

2017-04-16 19:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Take the moment to eat my cheeseburger. (-3 Hunger to sir monacle) What do you do when: It's Easter Sunday? (All posters get "Chocolate egg") Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 Strength) Drunk (-1 intelligence, lasts 3 posts) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 4/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 5/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Status: Alive, On edge ( -2 Strength -1 charisma -1 Intelligence ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 2/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 4/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-16 20:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use my intelligence to decipher the clues and find a mystery egg. (+1 Mystery egg, random effect) WDYDW I'm happy because of my discovery? (+1 Charisma)

2017-04-17 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make you suffer. Why should you be happy if I'm not!? (-2 HP to L1N3R1D3R, -1 sanity to sir monacle) What do you do when: All that waiting paid off, as the blue dragon is right next you? (If the next poster does not give a food item, -3 HP) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 3/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 Strength) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 5/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Status: Alive, On edge ( -2 Strength -1 charisma -1 Intelligence ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 2/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 3/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-17 17:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Tame it with my chocolate egg and take it to the town so I can get my payment from the job. (-1 Chocolate egg, +10 gold coins) WDYDW I spend 2 gold coins in the local tavern for a tasty meal? (-2 gold coins, -5 hunger)

2017-04-18 23:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stare at you through the window while you eat. What do you do when: You find me asleep in a bush? (+1 sanity to sir monacle) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 3/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Gold coin (8x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, On edge ( -2 Strength -1 charisma -1 Intelligence ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 2/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 4/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-19 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Find a blanket and put it onto you. WDYDW I was drunk and accidentally put a dirty blanket from an alley which smells like pee? (-1 Sanity to TenebrisNemo and Sir monacle.)

2017-04-19 08:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wake up to smell like pee, I guess. The pee was warm, right? What do you do when: L1N3R1D3R is close to death? (If the next post belongs to L1N3R1D3R, -2 Sanity) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 3/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 9/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Gold coin (8x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, On edge ( -2 Strength -1 charisma -1 Intelligence ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 2/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 3/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-19 09:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Take him to a healer by carrying him on my back. (+1 Strength to TenebrisNemo.) WDYDW I go back to the tavern where I got the red wine and pay the waitress one gold coin? (-1 Gold coin, +1 Sanity to TenebrisNemo.)

2017-04-19 11:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Reveal myself as the waitress, and refuse to give you food because I need it. WDYDW I eat a hearty, filling meal in front of Nemo's face? (-3 Hunger, +2 HP)

2017-04-19 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Grab a knife from the side of the table and stab you in the chest. (-3 HP to L1N3R1D3R, -1 Sanity to sir monacle) What do you do when: In the first act of murder, I try to kill L1N3R1D3R? :hero: If nothing is done to prevent this, -2 HP to L1N3R1D3R, -3 Sanity to sir monacle If the next post belongs to L1N3R1D3R, -2 Sanity) Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 5/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 2/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 9/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] "Status" amulet [When used: removes any chosen status] Gold coin (8x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, On edge ( -2 Strength -1 charisma -1 Intelligence ) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 2/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 2/10 -Hunger: 3/10 HP: 5/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] What kind of madman would want to kill L1N3R1D3R!?

2017-04-19 18:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I prevent it by using my amulet to remove your On Edge status! (-1 "Status" amulet, +2 Strength, +1 charisma, +1 Intelligence to Sir monacle.) WDYDW I take us to the healer and he heals us when I pay 1 gold coin to him? (-1 Gold coin, Fully restore HP to each poster.)

2017-04-19 20:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder if you're flashing your gold at me. What do you do when: The sun begins to set, ending yet another day? (+3 Hunger +3 Sanity to every poster) Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 3/10 -intelligence: 5/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Gold coin (6x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-19 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Go into the usual tavern and buy a supper and eat it. (-1 Gold coin, -3 hunger.) WDYDW I sleep in the inn for the whole night? (Rested: +3 Strength, +1 Intelligence & +1 Charisma to TenebrisNemo.)

2017-04-20 00:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder if you're still flashing your gold at me. What do you do when: My suspicions get the best of me? (Sir monacle gained "Suspicious" status.) Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive, Rested (+3 Strength, +1 intelligence, +1 Charisma, Lasts 10 posts) Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Gold coin (5x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength), Suspicious (-2 MAX Sanity) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 8/8 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.]

2017-04-20 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder if you'll calm down when I give you a chocolate coin which I got for free. (+1 Chocolate coin to Sir monacle.) WDYDW I have a breakfast and a second breakfast in the inn? (-2 Gold coins, -6 hunger.)

2017-04-20 13:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I agree. What do you do when: Everything becomes dull? Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive, Rested (+3 Strength, +1 intelligence, +1 Charisma, Lasts 10 posts) Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Gold coin (3x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength), Suspicious (-2 MAX Sanity) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 8/8 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] Chocolate coin [When used, -1 Hunger]

2017-04-20 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sharpen my knife which I found in an alley. (+1 Sharp knife) WDYDW I look for another quest in the adventure guild?

2017-04-20 21:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sounds good to me. WDYDW stuff happens? Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive, Rested (+3 Strength, +1 intelligence, +1 Charisma, Lasts 5 posts) Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Sharp knife [When equipped: +2 MAX Strength] Gold coin (3x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] Chocolate coin [When used, -1 Hunger]

2017-04-21 05:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Get a quest from the adventure guild to find out what stuff happens in the forest. WDYDW we are on our way in there, we come across a chest which is clearly trapped? (A trapped chest is before us.)

2017-04-21 12:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stick my hand into it, as I thought that would be a good idea. (-3 HP to sir monacle) What do you do when: There's an elf? Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Status: Alive, Rested (+3 Strength, +1 intelligence, +1 Charisma, Lasts 5 posts) Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Sharp knife [When equipped: +2 MAX Strength] Gold coin (3x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 7/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] Chocolate coin [When used, -1 Hunger]

2017-04-21 13:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Show him my pitiful condition compared to you two, which convinces him to give me five gold coins. WDYDW I use my superior intelligence to untrap the chest?

2017-04-21 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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kick you in the stomach until your lungs fall out. (-4 HP to L1N3R1D3R, -3 Sanity to sir monacle) What do you do when: I do something unjust? Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Gold coin (5x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, Rested (+3 Strength, +1 intelligence, +1 Charisma, Lasts 5 posts) Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 10/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Sharp knife [When equipped: +2 MAX Strength] Gold coin (3x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 5/10 -Sanity: 7/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 7/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] Chocolate coin [When used, -1 Hunger]

2017-04-21 13:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Notice that my HP didn't go down, and in fact my lungs were not punched out. You're still insane, though. WDYDW you realize you can't reverse your mistakes? (-1 Sanity to everyone) Maybe we should make a new thread for this...

2017-04-22 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, a new thread would be more ideal. This one's just "What do you when game" with stats. Would be nice if we could throw in some options. (Sir monacle broke the 4th wall.) What do you do when: Those trees look evil? (-1 sanity to the next poster) Status: Alive, Hungry (-1 strength) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 9/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 6/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Gold coin (5x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, Rested (+3 Strength, +1 intelligence, +1 Charisma, Lasts 5 posts) Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 9/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 10/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Sharp knife [When equipped: +2 MAX Strength] Gold coin (3x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Alive, hungry (-1 strength), Nervous (-1 Charisma) Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 6/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 7/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] Chocolate coin [When used, -1 Hunger]

2017-04-22 05:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Pay them one gold coin to give me steroids. (-1 gold coin, +3 strength) WDYDW you forget you can make a new forum game at any time, Sir monacle? 8) (-1 intelligence to him)

2017-04-24 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fine, I'll do it after I procrastinate some more... What do you do when: our existence in this world is meaningless and we all die because of this realisation? (Everyone's dead, I'll make thread tomorrow or something. What do you want!? It's 5:30 in the morning.) Status: Dead Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 7/10 -Charisma: 6/10 -Sanity: 9/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 0/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Mystery egg [When used, gives "Random" status.] Gold coin (4x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Dead Stats: -Strength: 7/10 -intelligence: 6/10 -Charisma: 7/10 -Sanity: 9/10 -Hunger: 0/10 HP: 0/10 Items: Stupid wig [equipped] [When equipped: +1 charisma] Sharp knife [When equipped: +2 MAX Strength] Gold coin (3x) [Used as some form of currency] Status: Dead Stats: -Strength: 4/10 -intelligence: 3/10 -Charisma: 4/10 -Sanity: 6/10 -Hunger: 6/10 HP: 0/10 Items: Chocolate egg [When used, -5 Hunger, +2 Sanity, gives "Unhealthy" status, -1 Sanity to everyone else.] Apple: [When used, -1 hunger.] Chocolate coin [When used, -1 Hunger]

2017-04-24 05:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Return this forum game back to its former glory. WDYDW I throw eggs at you?

2017-04-24 13:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why cruel world, why!? What do you do when: I hide in the corner?

2017-04-24 15:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hide in a chest. WDYDW you'll be found more quickly?

2017-04-25 12:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/20150620/5222104/link-opening-a-chest-o.gif WDYDW you play that game?

2017-04-25 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Violently bash my head against the wall until I'm unconscious. What do you do when: I bash my head against a wall just to get out of having to make a new thread?

2017-04-25 20:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Confirm that you are pitiful. WDYDW this is Auron's story and you're not part of it?

2017-04-26 00:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Feel really left out. WDYDW Sir monacle still hasn't made a new thread for the "LBPCentral RPG"?

2017-04-26 04:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play the old forum games. WDYDW I print a GIF?

2017-04-26 08:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have a GIF response. WDYDW a satire of Donald Trump finally gets the consistent praise it deserves?

2017-04-27 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lose all hope in this world, and commit mass genocide. What do you do when: I commit mass genocide?

2017-04-27 20:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Laugh at the video where a mentally ill kid threatens people with mass genocide in the street. :hero: WDYDW I am your best friend but then I betray you?

2017-04-28 12:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nobody betrays me! I'll rip your guts out and smear it all over your face. I'll send spam to your email address. I'll even destroy your precious rock collection! What do you do when: I destroy your precious rock collection?

2017-04-28 13:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Have a funeral for my pet rocks. WDYDW my pet rocks haunt you forever?

2017-04-28 15:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What are they going to do? What do you do when: I ignore your ghost rocks?

2017-04-28 15:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Advice to keep telling yourself that. WDYDW the mods are coming for you? 8)

2017-04-28 15:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Set the files to read-only, so they can't come in. What do you do when: the duck are after you?

2017-04-28 16:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Uses properer grammer. WDYDW you suddenly change your gender?

2017-04-28 16:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wonder when that happened. What do you do when: I snooze?

2017-04-28 20:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Make sure to put a pillow on your face so it will not get cold. https://img.memesuper.com/8635fb9bb56114fe91b85861894ca2b1_image-466827-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-know-your-meme-smother-with-pillow-meme_717-342.png WDYDW I'm a serial killer?

2017-04-28 23:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Run you down with a van and steal your face. What do you do when: I steal faces?

2017-04-29 05:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Become faceless and steal your soul. WDYDW I steal your soul?

2017-04-29 15:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad I have none. What do you do when: You are forced to work in a factory for your country?

2017-04-29 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder what happened to our free country. WDYDW Putin is visiting your house?

2017-04-29 22:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Convince him with a nice dinner to stop working with Donald Trump. WDYDW I'm gone?

2017-04-30 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Rummage through your stuff. What do you do when: I rummage through your stuff?

2017-04-30 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Rummage with you. WDYDW you find something shiny shiny?

2017-04-30 11:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Destroy it, because it must be evil! What do you do when: I'm online at the same time as you?

2017-04-30 11:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Develop the plot of the RPG even further. WDYDW Grab the Gold is basically an inferior version of LBPCentral RPG now?

2017-04-30 20:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play more LBPC RPG. WDYDW there are even more women in less clothing?

2017-04-30 21:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder how they're able to fit in one single closet. What do you do when: I find out about your addictions?

2017-05-01 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Be fine with it. WDYDW it takes ten minutes to post on LBPCentral RPG?

2017-05-01 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be glad that this will stop future crimes from happening, as they will be too busy with numbers. What do you do when: Crime rates increase?

2017-05-01 14:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Move away from civilization. WDYDW all your teammates die and you are the only one left against the whole enemy team?

2017-05-01 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Start a new game. WDYDW you're playing a fun game that has no bad consequences?

2017-05-02 04:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Get bored easily. What do you do when: you're bored?

2017-05-02 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Play some games. WDYDW playing is boring?

2017-05-02 13:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bash my head against the wall until I'm unconscious. What do you do when: I get my kicks from bashing my head against a wall?

2017-05-02 16:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Give you a cookie. WDYDW bashing head against a wall is a new trend?

2017-05-02 23:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame Sir monacle for every meme from now on. WDYDW you are not a memelord?

2017-05-03 05:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be thankful. What do you do when: The plot thickens?

2017-05-03 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Cut the plot out from thin air. WDYDW you can cut air?

2017-05-03 06:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be thankful it's invisible. What do you do when: I'm unconscious?

2017-05-03 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Call the ambulance. WDYDW you're in a hospital?

2017-05-03 06:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bash my head against the wall in the waiting room. What do you do when: That's the reason as to why I'm in this hospital?

2017-05-03 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Watch as you kill yourself by doing that. WDYDW your head is indestructible?

2017-05-03 06:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad that I have another option. What do you do when: I use the noose around my neck to see if I'm immortal?

2017-05-03 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Check if you really are immortal from far away. WDYDW you find out you are not immortal?

2017-05-03 06:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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try to cut the noose until it's too late. What do you do when: it's too late?

2017-05-03 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Have a funeral for your dead body. WDYDW the whole world attends your funeral?

2017-05-03 06:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be disturbed, as they wasn't on the guest list! They're crashing! What do you do when: the whole world arrives to crash a single funeral?

2017-05-03 20:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Know it wasn't Gatsby. WDYDW you learn about something popular?

2017-05-04 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Try to ignore it for the longest time until it isn't popular anymore. Once unpopular, I shall use that thing to look like a hipster. What do you do when: nothing happens?

2017-05-04 05:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Have a peaceful day. WDYDW a lot happens in short time?

2017-05-04 10:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame Trump. WDYDW I make a normal joke?

2017-05-05 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unmask the alien that is pretending to be you. What do you do when: L1N3R1D3R is a part of a rinky-**** group that do nothing but complain about the current presidency, as well as spell things with numbers rather than letters like any other normal person?

2017-05-05 20:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do nothing unusual, as the world seems quite normal. WDYDW you're stuck in a small space with someone you don't know?

2017-05-06 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make sure that never happens again. What do you do when: I've set up the shrine?

2017-05-06 05:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Destroy it. WDYDW I destroy the world?

2017-05-06 21:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad you didn't destroy mars. Do you approve: posting in the wrong forum?

2017-05-07 18:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No. WDYDW I punch you into the skies for trying to fool everyone? https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/139585084/images/13e8c229b8e3c732.jpg

2017-05-07 20:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be his voodoo doll and take the hit for him. WDYDW I'm nice to Sir monacle?

2017-05-08 00:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eat waffle cookies. WDYDW waffle cookies are delicious?

2017-05-08 01:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Spit it out, as nobody is allowed to eat "delicious" food in here. That's illegal. What do you do when: mars has stupid laws that do not make any sense?

2017-05-08 05:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Come back to Earth. WDYDW you must leave the land of Sir monacle plushies?

2017-05-08 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Shed a tear of joy. WDYDW Sir monacle's tears are acid?

2017-05-08 16:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Cry. Dear god, it hurts! What do you do when: I brew a fine sake?

2017-05-09 05:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Play games. WDYDW I beat you in all games?

2017-05-09 12:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Laugh. WDYDW the floor is slippery?

2017-05-10 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Avoid it at all costs. My stumps aren't very stable on anything slippery. What do you do when: you don't have hands or feet?

2017-05-10 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Go into the bathtub and pretend that I'm a meatball. WDYDW you are a living meatball?

2017-05-10 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get someone to take me to the hospital. WDYDW sike it's a gas chamber?

2017-05-10 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, danm. I did not see that coming, you got me! Okay, you can open the door now. ...L33TR1D3R, what are you doing!? Are you trying to kill me!? Don't do this! Remember all the fun times we had, remember!? L33- L1N3R1D3R! What do you do when: L1N3R1D3R's trying to kill me the easy way?

2017-05-11 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Kill you the easy way. 8) WDYDW Nemo didn't have much time to play the forum games yesterday?

2017-05-11 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play the forum games. What do you do when: I am a higher level than you?

2017-05-11 18:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Notice that you're lying, at least for LBPCentral EXP. WDYDW you're doing math?

2017-05-12 15:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have an internal screaming contest. WDYDW your imaginary friend leaves you?

2017-05-12 21:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad that they won't follow me anymore. They can't say mean things to me, they can't make do bad things anymore. I'm finally free! What do you do when: you're finally free?

2017-05-13 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Go play video games. WDYDW video games imprison you?

2017-05-13 15:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play them for a month until I get tired of them, then a take a break from them for half a year. WDYDW your stuck on an island with the kids who bullied you in school and your math teacher?

2017-05-13 16:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Kill them all! No, seriously. I would beat them up 100 times. WDYDW I use their corpses to build a raft and sail away?

2017-05-13 17:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Destroy it with the cannons in me ship. Such raft bear no worth to the sea, and holds no worth to be in me presence! What do ye do when: I destroy ye raft and leave yer stranded?

2017-05-13 18:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Swim into your ship and live there without you noticing it. WDYDW I live in your ship?

2017-05-13 19:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Jump into the sea. What do you do when: Nothing happens?

2017-05-14 14:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Make something happen. WDYDW we're lost in a snow storm?

2017-05-14 22:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad I brought my winter coat. WDYDW my winter coat looks cooler than yours?

2017-05-16 01:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Steal it by any means possible. What do you do when: L1N3R1D3R is badly injured, and I've just realised that I don't wear coats?

2017-05-16 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Call the police. WDYDW the police arrests you even though you did nothing?

2017-05-16 11:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stay silent, just because I know the consequences. WDYDW I escape from jail?

2017-05-17 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Escape with you. WDYDW we must escape from the country?

2017-05-17 23:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go somewhere in northern Canada. WDYDW you can't help but agree with everything I think?

2017-05-18 04:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lets agree to disagree. WDYDW the men in black visits you?

2017-05-19 23:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Try fix your grammar mistake. What do you do when: I can't be bothered to play these forum games anymore?

2017-05-20 05:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Confirm how pathetic you are for still playing them. Make up your mind like a man! WDYDW you invade to the world of gankers?

2017-05-20 14:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be worried. WDYDW it's a leap year?

2017-05-20 18:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do some crazy stuff on the leap day and claim it never happened. WDYDW your birthday is on the leap day?

2017-05-20 19:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be sad at my lack of birthday parties. WDYDW you're the underdog?

2017-05-21 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Git gud. WDYDW I invade your world?

2017-05-21 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Think you're Sir monacle in disguise. WDYDW your family have returned but you still don't see them much?

2017-05-21 23:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play games. WDYDW your family is the worst?

2017-05-22 15:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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be glad that the XIII I XVIII XIX I XX I XIV XIV IX I XIV family tree spans across many years, and that I am on the lower end of that tree. What do you do when: The revelation of my surname is truly disappointing?

2017-05-22 20:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Be disappointed. WDYDW you have to get two projects started and finished in a week and a half?

2017-05-23 05:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be stressed. WDYDW you live with Timon and Pumba?

2017-05-24 01:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not invite you because you spelled Pumbaa's name wrong, and he's short-tempered. WDYDW YouTube is becoming worse and worse with advertising?

2017-05-24 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use adblock. WDYDW no one plays with you?

2017-05-26 20:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame friends on Steam. WDYDW you're hosting a party?

2017-05-27 02:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make everyone experience it like no other party. WDYDW people almost die in my parties?

2017-06-08 23:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not go to your parties. WDYDW people almost die laughing in my parties?

2017-06-09 01:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Not go to your parties. WDYDW you wake up on Monday when you fell asleep on Friday?

2017-06-09 20:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder who drugged me. WDYDW your package is scheduled to arrive a lot earlier than you were first told?

2017-06-10 03:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Gain possession of my copy of the black limited edition of Dark Lord package, muahahaha. WDYDW you could have been the dark lord or the light lord but you ended up as the dim lord?

2017-06-10 12:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be disappointed. WDYDW you're eating food?

2017-06-11 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play forum games. WDYDW I eat all your food?

2017-06-11 13:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Kick you out, then get more food. WDYDW plot armor happens?

2017-06-11 19:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Scream internally. WDYDW I try to publish some levels in LBP again?

2017-06-13 06:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Probably not play them. Or LBP. WDYDW it's your birthday?

2017-06-13 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eat 'till I almost explode. WDYDW your friend(s) are on a vacation for few weeks and you won't see him/her/them until next month?

2017-06-17 01:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have other friends. WDYDW you're in charge of running a tournament?

2017-06-17 03:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make it entertaining. WDYDW you wake up in the wild west?

2017-06-17 18:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Become a cowboy, I guess. WDYDW you wake up in the White House?

2017-06-18 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Become the President, I guess. WDYDW we're online at the same time?

2017-06-18 03:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not notice and forget to refresh the forum games page and play this a day late. WDYDW I begin to transform into Sir monacle?

2017-06-18 21:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Kill you before you lay eggs, WDYDW I kill you with a flamethrower anyways?

2017-06-19 13:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go to heaven and wait for you to go to hell. WDYDW all around you are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces?

2017-06-21 18:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the masks from my room and re-decorate it. WDYDW liquorice pipes are the devil's apples?

2017-07-03 18:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Agree with you, but get lots of backlash from the general public. WDYDW peanut butter cracker sandwiches are the Lord's snacks?

2017-07-03 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Become the lord of the sandwiches. WDYDW raven is justice?

2017-07-08 19:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hope that I get into Ravenclaw. WDYDW Ravenclaw fits my personality the best?

2017-07-09 03:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make you eat all the worst every flavour beans. WDYDW you have the chance to steal a silmarillion?

2017-07-09 17:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you mean the book? If not, then Google isn't helping me know what a "silmarillion" is. WDYDW you meet your greatest idol?

2017-07-10 19:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ask for an autograph at least. WDYDW Saruman uses your brush without your permission?

2017-07-11 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Probably not bother with him, and buy a new brush. WDYDW the expensive product you bought was defective?

2017-07-11 22:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Complain about it. WDYDW your best friend is the judge but he still sends you to prison for believing the Earth is flat?

2017-07-12 15:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hopefully get out of prison because that's an unfair punishment, then learn the truth about the Earth. WDYDW you're playing a game you love but you haven't played in a while?

2017-07-13 18:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be rusty as hell. WDYDW you should play those new games which you bought but you are addicted to those old games?

2017-07-15 23:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play the old games if it makes me happy. WDYDW you're playing a game based entirely on luck?

2017-07-16 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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See as my luck runs out. WDYDW Einstein's last words were "L1N3R1D3R is our only hope"?

2017-07-16 12:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop screwing around, I guess. WDYDW you're angry at something you can't control?

2017-07-16 20:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be angry at my emotion control which I do not control and rage to death. WDYDW you've given me quite awkward situation in LBPCRPG, because I was the one who posted the previous post?

2017-07-17 22:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait for someone else to post there, I guess. WDYDW Sir monacle has abandoned his own forum game?

2017-07-17 23:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hunt that apostate down! WDYDW I will wait a while, but if no one else posts, I will think of something?

2017-07-19 08:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait for either option to happen. WDYDW you're starving, but you want to finish what you're doing?

2017-07-19 20:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Finish what I am doing then turn to dust. WDYDW you wake up from your bed each time you die?

2017-07-26 00:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be happy and take more risks, but also make sure my bed never gets destroyed. WDYDW you know a filthy meme lord?

2017-07-26 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be glad I rarely ever post here now. What do you do when: $% !!!& !!!$?(

2017-07-26 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder if you actually speak English. WDYDW one of your electronics breaks?

2017-07-26 17:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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lEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND. WDYDW you accidentally write with caps lock on?

2017-07-29 14:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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PEOPLE DO THAT ACIDENTILY? What do you do when: I become da most fresh hop lickin' mlg mountain dew XD rolf playa in da whole of littlebigplanet central?

2017-07-30 05:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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rawr XD WDYDW you're going to be arrested soon?

2017-07-30 19:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, **** shoot! If I go to prison again, I'll be- Wait, no. I'm already in prison. What do you do when: I'm in prison?

2017-07-31 05:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Visit you so you won't feel abandoned. WDYDW I bring you a cake which contains an iron file?

2017-07-31 15:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Try to cut the cake into squares before eating it, and thus (hopefully) notice it. WDYDW you are a deranged man?

2017-07-31 17:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I dunno, do something deranged, I guess... What do you do when: You're stuck on a very small island with me?

2017-08-01 10:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Kill you for the meat. 8D WDYDW you're stuck in Gen 1 Pokemon's Glitch City?

2017-08-01 16:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Run for my life. WDYDW there will be a night on earth which lasts for our lifetime?

2017-08-01 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Party all night bros! WDYDW you're doing the dirty work for everyone?

2017-08-02 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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