Archive: 7886 posts

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Granted, but your best levels get moderated. I wish I was a dog.

2010-06-05 14:05:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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Granted but your owner kills you and eats you MWHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA. I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.

2010-06-05 14:31:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, I can't eat you so I cook you and throw you away. I wish for jelly.

2010-06-05 16:48:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but: The jelly is smothered over the body of a 20 year old woman whom resembles Heather Graham in every possible anatomic way. ^May or may not be seen as a bad thing, dependent on your orientation and gender. I wish for a Dr Pepper.

2010-06-05 17:00:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Granted. Unfortunately due to budget cuts your Doctor Pepper is laced with rat poison. Enjoy! I wish for nice things.

2010-06-05 17:28:00 Author: FlameAtNight Posts: 405

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Granted, but they were stolen and you are arrested, I wish for Calimari

2010-06-05 17:33:00 Author: Maxi Posts: 1176

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Granted, you spelt it wrong I think so I give you Kraken instead. I wish for a Coronamon. Granted but: The jelly is smothered over the body of a 20 year old woman whom resembles Heather Graham in every possible anatomic way. ^May or may not be seen as a bad thing, dependent on your orientation and gender. I wish for a Dr Pepper. Yes... I'm 11 years old you little...

2010-06-05 20:32:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but it lights you on fire and makes s'mores out of you. (i had to look that reference up because i m NOT a nerd.) I wish I had more friends.

2010-06-06 06:51:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Yes... I'm 11 years old you little... Hehe. Granted Super_Dork, however, the friends turn out to be robots in disguise *theme music* and attempt to take over the world before a fembot Elizabeth Hurley destroys them in the way similar to that of the Austin Powers film. I wish for a greater sense of self worth.

2010-06-06 08:35:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Granted, but everyone else finds you worthless. I wish I was a Banzai Bill.

2010-06-06 13:14:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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granted but you are jumped upon by toad; how embarrasing. I wish pokemon were real and they obeyed me without question.

2010-06-06 13:34:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Granted but they are made of marshmellows and you get hungry. I wish for Lbp2 on a stick! Mmmmm yummy

2010-06-06 14:44:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, but the stick scratches the disc up and you can't go past the main menu without the game messing up. I wish for my internet terminal time to stop running out...

2010-06-06 16:57:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted. It adds one second for every two you use. I wish for some beef jerky (mmmm... dried animal).

2010-06-06 21:42:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted but it explodes in your stumoch! I wish for Tacos!

2010-06-06 21:44:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted but it's made out of paper and wet toilet paper! I wish I had a golden goose egg.

2010-06-06 22:30:00 Author: Jack Posts: 999

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Granted but it is so shiny it blinds you and your family when the sun reflects of its metal surface. I wish fur a giant lamp

2010-06-06 22:39:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Granted but it burns out in 5 minutes and you can't change the light bulb. I wish for a better computer.

2010-06-06 22:44:00 Author: Jack Posts: 999

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Granted but you are unable to go to anything but this. (http://www.youfail.org/) I wish for a gigantic TV.

2010-06-07 00:37:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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It is so big that it falls off the wall and crushes your legs and hands so you cant walk or play lbp OR lbp2 I wish i could get my sig to be the right size

2010-06-07 04:29:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Granted...but since gigantic is a relative term, your TV is gigantic only when compared to the size of an ant. I wish the Periodic Table was Intermittent. sorry Doh.../sniped Granted, but your signature winds up being white on a white background. I wish the Periodic Table was Intermittent.

2010-06-07 04:32:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Granted, but I kill you because you gave me a big word. I don't like that. :hrmf: I wish for a brand new 42-inch television. Ha, I'm specific this time.

2010-06-07 13:12:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted but the only chanell you get is Bid TV. I wish for oatmeal Again!

2010-06-07 15:43:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, and you get the world's best oatmeal ever. But you get such a tiny amount that you go insane wishing for more. I wish for this thread to have more players. (No really... I'm putting a link in my sig.)

2010-06-07 16:39:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, but the link magically disappeared and then a mod locks the thread >.< WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???? Ummmm I wish I had wings like the characters in the book "Maximum Ride"

2010-06-07 17:19:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105

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I'm sure I've corrupted a wish like this before... But anyway: Granted, but you fly out of the Earths atmoshpere and since there is no air in space, your wings are USELESS!! You shortly suffocate due to lack of air. I wish for an Lbp2 beta code to be given to me by a pacifist with a gun.

2010-06-07 17:35:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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granted, but he turns agressive and shoots you to get it I wish for a good quality mp3 player for my brother.

2010-06-08 03:13:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Granted, you steal it and get ARRESTED. I wish for a doughnut.

2010-06-08 04:52:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but you decide to dip it in milk and it falls apart before reaching your mouth. I wish for lower humidity in Texas.

2010-06-08 05:20:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Granted but now it's another ice age. I wish I could divide by zero.

2010-06-08 05:40:00 Author: thanatos989 Posts: 248

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Granted, but it serves no purpose in the Ice Age. I wish finite math was infinite.

2010-06-08 05:54:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Granted, but it already is infinite, so now it's vice-versa. No moar numbuh 11... I wish for a full, depth on calculation of pi to the 5,000,000,000 digit.

2010-06-08 06:04:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted... but the piece of paper it's printed on required every last tree on Earth, thus making its inhabitants slowly choke to death in a gradual, cruel means of dying. I wish for some more psychological terror to be dispersed.

2010-06-08 06:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, it all goes to you. Have a nice day in the crazy ward. I wish the Turbo! Pack bug was fixed.

2010-06-08 14:16:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, I turn it into my new paper to calculate pi. I wish for pi to the 15th digit.

2010-06-08 15:06:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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3.141582653588783 Or are all the 9s replaced with 8s? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I wish for less fat.

2010-06-08 15:22:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Granted, you die of hunger. I wish for just 2 more thanks.

2010-06-08 15:25:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, you then get banned for asking. I wish to know how Jspot turned a pack bug into Pi paper. =/

2010-06-08 19:43:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, I must now kill you. :kz: I wish for a new smilie.

2010-06-09 00:09:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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A new smilie has been added...But it looks terrible, pixelly, and the emotion is hardly identifiable at all. I wish I was finished with my school classes already. Just a few final exams and final projects to go, though.

2010-06-09 00:32:00 Author: TheZimInvader Posts: 3149

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Granted, everyone spams you for a sackperson and you are banned from drawing them. Forever. I wish fer sum beef jerky!

2010-06-09 00:52:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but it is made from yer nose! I wish for the youfail.org song to be less addicting.

2010-06-09 01:07:00 Author: VeRsioNs_Z Posts: 341

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EDIT:sniped. Granted, but then it doesn't get stuck in your head, so you forget it forever. I wish I had a remote that can pause, play, fast forward, and rewind time.

2010-06-09 01:08:00 Author: TheZimInvader Posts: 3149

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Granted, it breaks on pause. I wish for a can to recycle.

2010-06-09 01:16:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, no drawbacks. I wish that I was KING O DA WERLD!

2010-06-09 01:16:00 Author: VeRsioNs_Z Posts: 341

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Granted, you are rebelled against so you murder yourself. I wish for pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis to not attack. (or however it's spelled)

2010-06-09 01:19:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but I NOM YO FAAAAAACE!!!! I wish I were playing my lost copy of MNR PSP. D:

2010-06-09 01:21:00 Author: VeRsioNs_Z Posts: 341

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Granted, but I destroy it. I wish for a pie.

2010-06-09 01:25:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but the pie is salmon flavored. I wish LBP2 would come out this summer.

2010-06-09 01:37:00 Author: TheZimInvader Posts: 3149

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Granted, you don't get it. I wish for good survival level. A G00D one.

2010-06-09 01:42:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but the only survivors are canaries and they sing to you relentlessly night and day, driving you insane to the point where you kill them all and make a suit of yellow feathers that doesn't fit you. I wish sounds were inaudible.

2010-06-09 02:31:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Granted, you can't here the banhamer coming. I wish for a new and improved banhammer.

2010-06-09 03:22:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, the first time you try it you hit yourself AFV style, and are permanently BANNZORD! I wish to catch up to Fastbro's rep.

2010-06-09 03:44:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, but Fastbro has somehow gotten red bars. I wish for chocolate.

2010-06-09 03:56:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, you enjoy a delicious bar of chocolate in the middle of all your friends. Too bad you didn't realize it was laxative chocolate... I wish to have Shoop Da Woop lazah power!

2010-06-09 04:16:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, the army destroys you. I wish for a copter.

2010-06-09 04:18:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, you're shot down by my resurrected Shoop. I wish for you to tell me exactly what "rewtbeer" is. (And you already used "Now I have to kill you. Be original.)

2010-06-09 04:25:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, it's your imprisonment. I wish for a Time Turner.

2010-06-09 04:27:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but it's in the past. I wish to have a tank that I am somehow legally allowed to drive, and go about it in my daily business as if it were a car.

2010-06-09 04:30:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251

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Granted. Godzilla crushes it. I wish for a pet Sears Tower.

2010-06-09 04:42:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but my pet the Burj Khalifa eats it. I wish to know every new Black and White Pokemon.

2010-06-09 13:07:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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granted! but you find them retarded i wish for a bad thing

2010-06-09 15:16:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Granted, you are dead. I wish ETF's new album was out.

2010-06-09 20:23:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, but it sucks. I wish for the playstation online to work!

2010-06-09 20:25:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Granted but it then shuts down for eternity for awaking it I wish for leprechauns

2010-06-09 20:30:00 Author: Maxi Posts: 1176

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Granted, but they bite. I wish for a yellow crisp.

2010-06-09 20:37:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Granted, but its slobbery and its actual colour is grey. I wish I could fly

2010-06-09 20:58:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Now I know I've granted this one before.... Ima gonna think of something different this time to avoid unimaginativenessss. Granted, but it is a temporary wish. The flying power may be removed at any time, so for your safety you'd better not go flying anywhere high. EDIT: Oh noes! I 4got to add a wish... I wish for a cat and a pacifist that DOESN'T shoot me.

2010-06-09 21:16:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Granted, but unfortunatly the pacifist is followed by a militarist who kills you, the cat and the pacifist. With an axe. I wish for a creative wish, that hasn't been wished before.

2010-06-09 21:26:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted. I wish for.... A massive lego piece.... With rubies and diamonds and gowld!

2010-06-09 21:33:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Granted. I wish for.... There are two (2) rules to this game. Are you going to keep forgetting them alternatingly? ;-)

2010-06-09 22:37:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Hey I didn't forget! You said something that no one else had wished for, and I granted! Now go, wish!

2010-06-09 23:09:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Oh my god, it just worked, you're awesome!

2010-06-09 23:14:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Dang right. Now will someone grant my wish please?

2010-06-09 23:19:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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/Gets thread back on topic/ Granted, but it's immediately stuck to a plate brick, and you can't find a brick separator. I wish more people liked good music.

2010-06-09 23:20:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, you can't stand the dancing. I wish for StarFox to do the moonwalk.

2010-06-10 01:43:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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granted, they walked on the moon i wish that noobs will be gone forever

2010-06-10 01:58:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Granted, you have been bullied and called a noob. Guess what happens next. I wish for a DotMirageGaogamon.

2010-06-10 02:15:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, each and every person in the world has to ask you what it is. I wish for Ultimatelucario's shiny bulbasaur.

2010-06-10 02:27:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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who's "ultimatelucario"? and its not a shiny bulbasaur, it's a bulbamander i wish pokemon was real

2010-06-10 02:36:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Granted, I crush it with Digimon. I wish Digimon were real.

2010-06-10 03:41:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, I crush it with Pokemon i wish i was in tokyo

2010-06-10 03:52:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Granted, but I crush you with Pokemon and Digimon. I wish for pie. Apple flavored.

2010-06-10 03:57:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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granted, but the pie is evil i wish for a cake that isn't a lie

2010-06-10 04:03:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Granted, you are a lie. I wish for a lie.

2010-06-10 04:12:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted. You're smart, funny, and well liked. I wish for an un-evil pie.

2010-06-10 15:58:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted but I eat it! I wish for Pi.

2010-06-10 17:29:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, I take it. I wish for Bullet to understand that he didn't grant my wish.

2010-06-10 23:12:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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granted, but then he forgets. i wish that lightningbugs would make me pancakes for breakfast.

2010-06-11 02:22:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Granted, but they eat it. I wish for people (well, good people) to join the Tournament!

2010-06-11 03:14:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted. But then no-one posts for a month, making it obsolete. I wish people would post more often in the Tournament(s).

2010-06-11 03:58:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I wish for people (well, good people) to join the Tournament! Granted. But then no-one posts for a month, making it obsolete. Sadly, that may come true. Anyways, granted, but we all team up to kill you. I wish I had given myself better powers. Good but don't compare to Jack's.

2010-06-11 04:03:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted. I end up killing you anyways. I wish it wasn't raining (in the middle of June?!).

2010-06-11 04:05:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted but all plant life dies out causing life systems to collapse and you starve to death. I wish I could afford to move out!

2010-06-11 04:13:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted. You move to the nearby trash can. I wish school would end sooner for me...

2010-06-11 04:19:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted but your life ends along with it in a school collapse... :kz: I wish I had an unlimited energy source.

2010-06-11 09:41:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted, but you overload it and die in the explosion. I wish for electric powahs.

2010-06-11 21:26:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, this causes you to short out any electical device near you. Say bye bye to your psp. I wish for toast.

2010-06-11 22:17:00 Author: Silver39 Posts: 1703

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Granted, but you drop it butter-side down. Fine! I wish for fire powahs!

2010-06-11 23:17:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, you incinerate everything near you. I wish for steak.

2010-06-12 00:34:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, it is raw. I wish for you to lose the game upon reading this.

2010-06-12 01:26:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, not granted. I wish for fried chicken.

2010-06-12 02:08:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted. It's fried... to a char. I wish for some Kool-Aid.

2010-06-12 14:54:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, it's been replaced by mercury. I wish for a compass.

2010-06-12 21:59:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted. But it's upside down I wish for a flying pig that cant fly

2010-06-12 22:08:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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Granted but he learned by a fly how to fly and take the power of the world. I wish for a fire pickle that will be my partner!

2010-06-12 23:43:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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granted, but you end up with serious internal injuries. I wish for good weather in berlin tomorrow.

2010-06-13 00:20:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted, but you die from a swarm of bees. I wish for a new HD TV.

2010-06-13 01:05:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but you must watch me die in HD und stereo 24/7. I wish for a nice turkey sandwich now!

2010-06-13 01:21:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted, it's toxic. I wish for a Digivice Burst.

2010-06-13 01:36:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but it ..eh...eksplodes in your face (?!) I wish I knew what Digivice Burst was

2010-06-13 01:40:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted, I use it to have a ShineGreymonBurstMode destroy you. (Realistically you can look it up on google) I wish for a VictoryGreymon.

2010-06-13 01:42:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but I win this game no matter what you post. I wish ...exactly that.

2010-06-13 01:45:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted, it doesn't matter, I win all the other 567 copies of this thread. I wish for a Koromon!

2010-06-13 01:47:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but it's an evil beeing (ha!!) and devours you and your VGreymon. I wish I could go to bed now.

2010-06-13 02:37:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted but your bed is made of stone. I wish I never felt tired.

2010-06-13 03:37:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted. Now you get to see who'd be stalking you when you slept... I wish for a telescope.

2010-06-13 03:49:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted but you see a giant asteroid coming fast at you then... BOOM! I wish for a good ol' hot dawg.

2010-06-13 05:33:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted... it's topped with ketchup. I wish for a... CAAARN DAWWWG.

2010-06-13 05:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, but it is made out of actual corn and dogs. I wish I owned a Demon's Soul.

2010-06-13 05:41:00 Author: Unknown User

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Grantedyou own one now, but you gonna have to play until you have 99 of each. I wish create wasn't so time consuming.

2010-06-13 17:46:00 Author: Xario Posts: 238

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Granted but your level overheats. I wish for Oatibix!

2010-06-13 17:58:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, but it's an evil beeing (ha!!) and devours you and your VGreymon. I wish I could go to bed now. VGreymon is 10 times bigger than Koromon. Back on topic, I can't grant that wish because I have no idea what you're saying. I wish for a Botamon (baby Koromon)

2010-06-13 18:11:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but the guy screws up your order, and instead, you get a "Boat-A-Mon" http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/2e/ef/84/joe-s-glass-bottom-boat.jpg There's the boat, and there's the "mon". I wish for a Jamaican bobsled.

2010-06-13 21:17:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, you crash and die. I wish for a ruler.

2010-06-13 22:24:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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granted, but you get an eraser. i wish for a pet. A flying cow.

2010-06-13 23:37:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Granted, it crashes into you. I wish for a nuke to kill me.

2010-06-14 00:12:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, you die slowly in excruciating pain from the radiation. I wish Jsp0t would stfu with Digimon.

2010-06-14 00:40:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted but he talks about Pok?mon instead! I wish not wanting to do anything on your 21st birthday wasn't frowned upon like your some kind of freak.

2010-06-14 01:00:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Don't get it not granted. I wish for Digimon and Pokemon.

2010-06-14 01:42:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but I stab you so you shut up about them. I wish for a bullet bill.

2010-06-14 21:31:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, you decide to touch it and... fall under the ground with a red face I wish for a koopa troopa!

2010-06-15 02:50:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, I take control of it and use it as my revenge against bulletbill... and I don't give him back. I wish for people not to wish that any video games were real, as proven by smosh on Youtube.

2010-06-15 18:58:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but there wont be any Unreal games either, bye bye bioshock and batman A.A I wish for a katamari that brings peace and love across all over the world.

2010-06-15 19:47:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Granted, but Katamari didn't sell as much as Modern Warfare2. I wish for spicy ramen.

2010-06-15 19:55:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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granted, but the ramen was too hot and burned a hole right through you and down towards the earth's core where it caused an volcanic eruption that in turn causes the downfall of modern society! i wish for candy!

2010-06-15 19:58:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Granted, you get diabetes and DIE. I wish for pot roast.

2010-06-15 20:08:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, but the "pot" was illegal narcotics, and now you're in jail. I wish for a spoon!

2010-06-15 20:09:00 Author: EvasiveSpoon Posts: 119

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Granted, you are one, and you now belong to a preschooler. I wish for a cure to diabetes.

2010-06-15 20:19:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted. But the initial cost is $1,000,000 for treatment. I wish for a Coca-Cola.

2010-06-16 02:37:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, it's a Sprite instead. I wish for Barq's root beer.

2010-06-16 03:14:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, you drop it on the floor. I wish for a pokemon

2010-06-16 05:22:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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granted, but you get one of those new ugly ones! i wish for littlebigplanet 2

2010-06-16 08:24:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Granted, your disc is scratched and unplayable. I wish for Portal 2.

2010-06-16 19:03:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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granted but the wish is a lie! I wish for a creatonator

2010-06-16 20:07:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, but the creatonator is glitched, and will only fire Sharks with lazars on their heads. FOREVER. I wish for a new costume set!

2010-06-17 00:05:00 Author: EvasiveSpoon Posts: 119

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Granted, but it's that creepy clown one we just got over at the PSP. I wish people would stop quoting GLaDOS in sigs.

2010-06-17 00:31:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, it's now chocolate that is quoted in sigs too much. I wish for my Koromon to have digivolved into Agumon instead of ToyAgumon!

2010-06-17 01:16:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted? but you agumon has dugumoned into a podomon and devolved into a codomon...

2010-06-17 08:14:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Granted. But you get something for that nothing you wished for. I wish I had a deep-fried Oreo right now... (WOO!! San Diego County Fair!!!)

2010-06-17 15:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Wish granted... too bad a bear took your deep fried cookie after breaking your leg... wow this is fun Umm... I wish I lived alone

2010-06-17 19:30:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted. but you'll have no contact with other people at all. i wish for a good wish.

2010-06-17 19:33:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Granted. The good wish was too good for you so I took it. I wish for an meatball.

2010-06-17 19:59:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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granted, but it rolls and squashs you. i wish for my hebrew teacher to get fired.

2010-06-18 01:48:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Granted but you get hit by a car when you get home! (lol?) I wish to transform myself into an elephant!

2010-06-18 05:05:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, you become a cicus elephant. I wish for a friend who is... BOMBERMAN!!! duh-duh duh duh duh-duh!!

2010-06-18 09:15:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but it kills u... I wish for a fire Sackbot

2010-06-18 09:17:00 Author: Gui_Rike Posts: 184

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Granted, oooh, what'sa this? Huh... it keeps on saying... THE GAME. you're welcome I wish for a flying pork chop!

2010-06-18 09:20:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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(Do remember u can?t lose the game again for 20 minutes?) Granted but it gets eaten by my fire sackbot I wish that stefanie_ravens(AKA The collector)dies

2010-06-18 09:25:00 Author: Gui_Rike Posts: 184

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Granted, but she is a member of this site and is friends with a mod, so you get banned. I wish foh moh PIE!

2010-06-18 09:28:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but it pokemon pie I wish for -.-

2010-06-18 09:34:00 Author: Gui_Rike Posts: 184

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What's the wish? Well ungranted. I wish that guy had a wish so I could tell something funny.

2010-06-18 14:53:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, by you can't think of a good response. I wish people on the PS3 side weren't such elitists. (Gui_Rike, Stephanie haters.) (***** YOU JSPOT! I just lost the game.)

2010-06-18 15:36:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, they hate you instead. I wish fer cotton canday!

2010-06-18 22:52:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, too bad the aliens came and stole all the cotton candy in the world (couldn't think of anything else) I wish I lived in Chicago...

2010-06-18 23:02:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, I accidentally teleport you to Antarctica. I wish for a basketball signed by the Laker MVP: KOBE BRYANT!!!

2010-06-18 23:05:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted you lose it and never found it again! I wish to find JspOt signed basketball.

2010-06-19 18:35:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, I take it and headshot you 10 miles away with a pistol. ONE HANDED. I wish for Shaq to come back to LA.

2010-06-19 19:00:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted. But then Kobe can't deal with him and goes play for Cleavland. I wish L.T. would come back to the Chargers...

2010-06-19 23:29:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, a lot of people now are coming at you with pitchforks. I wish for a pitchfork.

2010-06-20 00:44:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but you'll go mad and kill yourself with it I wish school never existed

2010-06-21 19:56:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, you don't learn anything and the human race degrades back to the times when there were caveman. I wish for some BBQ ribs.

2010-06-21 19:58:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but they are from a penguin D: I wish MSN groups worked on my Mac

2010-06-21 20:08:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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Granted, your mac catches a virus I wish for BBQ ribs from Outback Steakhouse.

2010-06-21 20:12:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, too bad the restaurant had to be shut down... I wish I had ice cream

2010-06-21 20:16:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, a bear steals it. I wish to be a voice actor in TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!

2010-06-21 22:26:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but you get a sore throat and you don't go to the doctor...the thing gets a lot worse and you lose your voice forever... I wish I was married to Matt Damon

2010-06-22 00:17:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, but then he is in a dangerous unicycle accident. I wish clams ruled the world.

2010-06-22 00:29:00 Author: Phosphorus15 Posts: 463

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Too bad I do, and NO ONE THREATENS ME! MWHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah... ... I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

2010-06-22 00:31:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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Granted, not corrupted. But, since I choose not to corrupt it, that means I am corrupting it, and reality is destroyed by this strange cycle. I wish for a friend who's a sackbot.

2010-06-22 01:54:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but like a true friend, all he does is throw you into fire I wish my friend would give me my LBP back.

2010-06-22 03:04:00 Author: EvasiveSpoon Posts: 119

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Granted, it's broken. I wish for GLaDOS not to be quoted in sigs so much anymoar.

2010-06-22 03:14:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but he will have to be quoted on you sig... I wish I had another wish

2010-06-22 17:27:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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granted but you accidently spent it on a bottle of coca-cola. I wish for LBP2 beta codes!

2010-06-22 18:44:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, but they were stolen, so you have to go to jail I wish I had a TV in my room

2010-06-22 20:24:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, but it can only play C-SPAN. I wish I had superpowers.

2010-06-23 00:28:00 Author: LilNeL Posts: 34

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Granted, you are captured by the military. I wish for chocolate pudding.

2010-06-23 00:42:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but it tastes horrible. I wish that I would sleep soon... (and I will no matter what...)

2010-06-23 00:49:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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By sleep you mean, 8 month coma? That's what the genie assumes. I wish someone would tell me how to level up and not be lint anymore. I want to be at least a fuzzball so I can request a sig.

2010-06-23 01:13:00 Author: LilNeL Posts: 34

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Granted, you must make more posts, but then once you're fuzz ball, no one in sig exchange is active anymore. I wish for 3.14159265.

2010-06-23 01:17:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted... along with the 1,000,000+ other numbers that come along with pi. I wish that RDR wasn't so buggy on me...

2010-06-23 01:51:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted, but then you realize how ridiculously hyped-up the game was. I wish for this God-awful sunburn to be gone.

2010-06-23 13:45:00 Author: Voltergeist Posts: 1702

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Granted, we'll just skin you and make a pair of boots. I wish I didn't have so many chores.

2010-06-23 17:11:00 Author: LilNeL Posts: 34

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Granted, but your whole family disappears and you have no one to do them for you I wish I had my own PS3

2010-06-23 18:01:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, but a cow decide to eat it. I wish to have a giant cat with wings and that can throw fireball at people so I can laugh at them

2010-06-23 20:42:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, but the same cow that ate my beautiful PS3 eats it I wish I had blue hair

2010-06-23 23:13:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted but you realise that because of those hair you become sick and then the cow eat you :3 I wish to be able to transform myself into a chicken.

2010-06-24 02:38:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted but you were turned into a chicken sammich and Luigi ate you >:U! I wish my wish would get corrupted soon ; o;

2010-06-24 02:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, I corrupt it 5,000,000 years later. I wish for some gum.

2010-06-24 04:32:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, it's already been chewed. I wish I had a sackbot.

2010-06-24 04:45:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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Granted, it is hostile. I wish for an LBP2 OR switch and a microchip so I can use it as a microchip and a perm switch.

2010-06-24 04:52:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but youll never understand it I wish i wasnt a llama

2010-06-24 05:05:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, you're now the ear of a llama. I wish for Inan to understand I already know how to do the OR switch perm thing.

2010-06-24 05:13:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but he doesn't give a crap. I wish for some inspiration!

2010-06-24 13:35:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted but he doesn't give a crap. I wish for some inspiration! omg that made me roflmao granted but because you live in Soviet Russia, inspiration eat you! wait....what? I wish i knew the best Soviet Russia joke

2010-06-24 19:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but every single person i the planet dies and you have no one to tell it to I wish I was a pigeon

2010-06-24 19:58:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, but every single person i the planet dies and you have no one to tell it to I wish I was a pigeon thank you ; o; now i can live in peace, that wish you granted me was a win granted but your a pigeon in GTA IV which means the person playing the game will hunt you down to get a trophy I wish this icon () wasnt lame

2010-06-24 20:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted......whoops, it didn't work... I wish I owned Ikea

2010-06-24 20:33:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, a piano falls on you. I wish to be invited to the LBP3 Community Game Jam.

2010-06-24 20:41:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but then DR.OCTAGONAPUS BLWAH!!!!!!!! I wish. Thats it xD

2010-06-24 20:42:00 Author: Unknown User

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granted but because you made a wish all the criminals in your sig turn out to be you. and it happens over and over and over... I wish I could write books like steven king

2010-06-24 21:34:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Granted. You just did. Or, at least, you typed, "books like steven king". I wish I could teleport.

2010-06-24 21:44:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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Granted. But you teleported into a sewer filled with H4Hers and Stephanie Ravens clones :U I wish this wasnt the last post on the thread

2010-06-24 23:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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Tempted to not post as true corruption would be to never get another response on this thread... BUT! The show must go on soo.. From this point on, everyone has to ignore Inanimacy whenever they post here, as if their post doesn't exist. They can see all that is happening but never get to take part in the thread again.. :kz: I wish everyone followed this rule!

2010-06-26 00:53:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted but they break the rules :U I wish One Eye Banshee had two eyes

2010-06-26 02:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but he gives them to you so now you have four eyes. I wish for cool goggles to wear like the guy from MNR!

2010-06-27 06:22:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but he gives them to you so now you have four eyes. I wish for cool goggles to wear like the guy from MNR! Granted, but you're dead! I wish I was alive!

2010-06-27 10:09:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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"%#&#%"&#&# How did I miss this thread Anyway, you are alive, but you're a zombie I wish for a bowler hat!

2010-06-27 10:49:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Granted but it's so large you become trapped under it and can't escape. Kids run up and kick your new home and you hear echos of laughs from the outside. Until you slowly starve and perish in the darkness. I wish I had ninja skills.

2010-06-27 15:18:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Nice You get your ninja skills. And then you take a stroll over the water. But there's alligators in the water. The end. Edit: Oops, forgot the wish! I wish that pigs can fly.

2010-06-27 15:24:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Granted, they join the air force and prepare an air strike on you. I wish for Sage to come back.

2010-06-27 22:40:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but since I don't know any Sage they come back half mutilated, brain dead and in a vegetative state. I wish pigs had no legs...

2010-06-28 00:19:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted, Piggabling attacks for making that wish. I wish for Zwollie to return.

2010-06-28 00:32:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but he hates you for forcing him to come back. I wish for lots of chocolate.

2010-06-28 00:55:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted, but you drown in it I wish I had a cat

2010-06-28 19:03:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted but it goes all chimpanzee and rips your face off... I wish I stopped getting distracted by LBPC and finished my level in LBP!

2010-06-28 22:08:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted, it get's 0 plays and negative 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 hearts and 0 stars. I wish for hot sauce.

2010-06-29 02:21:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted but it's so hot it goes off like thermite in your mouth and your skull melts and collapses in on itself. I wish I could freeze time AND unfreeze it at will.

2010-06-29 04:10:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted, but you will not be able to freeze humans I wish I had a boyfriend

2010-06-29 16:11:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted here he is http://www.gjschneider.com/images/ugly-klint.jpg I wish for portal 2

2010-06-29 16:15:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, my "boyfriend" ate it I broke up with him btw... I wish my friggin phone wouldn't ring every five minutes

2010-06-29 16:17:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted here is a new one! http://www.technologygear.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/trigger-happy-tv-2000-728-75.jpg I wish for a new PSP.

2010-06-29 16:21:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Granted, but it secretly has illegally downloaded games and you get arrested. Simon says I wish for a quarter.

2010-06-29 18:56:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but Simon takes that away from you. I wish for this wish to be corrupted. yes I wished for this before but it does blow your mind if you think about it...

2010-06-29 19:04:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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Granted, you get your wish but it causes a paradox breaking reality thus you never wished that wish. I wish for nachos! And Cheese dip!

2010-06-29 19:09:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted the cheese is green and tha chips are tiny! I wish to have a real street name !

2010-06-29 20:15:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, your name is now Real. I wish for me to figure out who this Ben guy is.

2010-06-29 21:00:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, but you get spoiled. He is actually one of THE OTHERS. I wish for being able to walk again

2010-06-30 10:49:00 Author: Keldur Posts: 628

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Granted but you only get that ability back when your plane crash lands on an island you can't get off of, oh and your rubbish with knives and all that survival skill stuff I wish for true virtual reality.

2010-06-30 19:15:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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Granted, you get killed... in a shark survival.:kz: I wish for more smilies.

2010-07-01 00:55:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, they're all the same but with different combinaison. I wish for Pok?mon's taking over the world!

2010-07-01 03:10:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, you get invaded by Mudkipz! I wish for a Mudkip!

2010-07-01 03:22:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted, it evolved! I wish for a Charizard! RAWR! btw I don't understand your corrupting, as I know Mudkip is a Pok?mon... heheheh!

2010-07-01 04:49:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Granted, but it creepily stares at you in your sleep, murmuring "So I herd you liek Mudkipz?" I wish for a bug-zapper.

2010-07-01 04:50:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Granted but it's programmed to take down prehistoric bugs. So even one zap wipes out everything within a 50 metre range. I wish I could speak every language on the planet.

2010-07-01 09:02:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370

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granted but cat got your tongue really so you cant speak i wish everyday would be like saturday

2010-07-01 10:32:00 Author: LegendDarkKnight Posts: 52

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Granted, you get a notification from you office saying you have to work only on Saturdays I wish it was tuesday

2010-07-01 15:32:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Granted, then I warp you to a bomb survival. I wish for my Marshstomp to eveolve!

2010-07-01 19:17:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Granted. It evolves when it reaches level 1,256. I wish LBPC didn't exist. (Not really, I just want to see how you corrupt this )

2010-07-01 19:29:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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Granted but im not the admin so I cant make any changes to the site. I wish for a real sackboy!

2010-07-01 20:41:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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