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The Vending Machine Game

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i get aperture science long fall boots ( yay )

i throw in a life time supply of coconuts
2011-10-24 19:54:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get Bounty.

I throw in a star.
2011-10-24 20:05:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


i get chocolate for some reason. i throw in half the chocolate.2011-10-24 20:20:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get cacao powder.

I throw in a bazooka.
2011-10-24 23:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get bazooka ammo
I throw in a pair of hipster glasses
2011-10-24 23:23:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I get a guy with clothes I dislike.

I throw in a C4 explosive that is about to go off. (What is up with me and dangerous weaponry?)
2011-10-25 00:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a C4 detonator. I throw my hopes and dreams into the machine...2011-10-25 00:21:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get lost hopes and dreams.

I throw a black hole in.
2011-10-25 00:43:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a picture of someone trying to divide by zero
I throw in my cursed tiki necklace
2011-10-25 00:45:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


A pitch black tiki ghost comes out and follows me everywhere, and I mean everywhere! (Thx a lot, flyinhawaiian) >:I


I throw in a gumball.
2011-10-25 00:51:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a bunch of bubbles! I throw in a vinyl record.2011-10-25 01:05:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a deluxe turntable. Yeeaaahhhuuuhhh!

I throw in my first hit record that I made on the turntable.
2011-10-25 01:07:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get what appears to be the original Nyan song, on a vinyl record.

I throw in a 1-UP mushroom
2011-10-25 01:18:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I eat the mushroom ( >P) and grow 3x in size. (I'm gonna need some new pants)

I throw in another vending machine.
2011-10-25 01:34:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a pants machine. I throw some pants into the original machine.2011-10-25 01:38:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a tool shop. (???)

I throw in a diner table.
2011-10-25 01:53:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a classic jukebox.

I throw everything by Ray Stevens back into the machine.
2011-10-25 03:10:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


i melt

i throw in the UK's no. 1 job site
2011-10-25 09:48:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get a job at none other than Media Molecule ^_^ (I wish )
I throw in a rabid kitten.
2011-10-25 13:27:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I get rabies!

I throw mouth-foam into the machine.
2011-10-25 20:51:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get shaving cream made out of mouth foam. (Weird)

I throw in my school. (Woot! No school!!!)
2011-10-26 02:21:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get hooky.
I throw in Cat Woman.
2011-10-26 02:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get an awesome leather cat suit.

I put someone in the suit, then throw them into the machine.
2011-10-26 05:17:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a man named Simon in a Catwoman suit. He refuses to take it off because he thinks it makes him look sexy.

I throw in some peaches
2011-10-26 11:42:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I get a bowl of peach cobbler, yummy!

I toss in a dirty bowl
2011-10-26 12:30:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a clean bowl. I throw slippers in.2011-10-26 17:28:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


i get anti-slippers, that kill all.

i unleash thier powers into the machine
2011-10-26 17:43:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get magical powers of slipper fuzziness. I use them to distribute chocolate to all who want it

I throw in a Creeper from Minecraft.
2011-10-26 20:34:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


i splode nd den cry :C


i trow inn summin goood fur oncce
2011-10-26 20:38:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get something good, the nature of which remains a mystery to me.

I throw in an enigma!
2011-10-26 21:46:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


i get concentrated hurt.


i throw in teh box of teh concetrated hurt-ness
2011-10-26 23:26:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get a rubix cube.

I throw in a piece of cake! (finally, something.....decent for once!)
2011-10-27 00:42:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I get a box of lies.

I throw in a box of pocky sticks!
2011-10-27 00:48:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get weird looking sticks. (I did not know what in the world pocky sticks were)

I throw in a mega Chuck Norris throwing a punch.
2011-10-30 02:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a chance to test out my karate.

I throw in my spin-kick.
2011-10-30 04:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a black eye.

I throw in a bag of frozen peas.
2011-10-30 18:25:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I get frozen pee!

I throw in Jarate (http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Jarate)!
2011-10-30 19:56:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


*splash* Oh DANG! I'm gonna have to shower twice this month!

I throw in some Minecraft.
2011-10-31 03:57:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


I get a creeper right on time for Halloween.

I throw in a Halloween themed Sig & Avi.
2011-10-31 04:31:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a costume.

I throw in an old puppet.
2011-11-01 13:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get Kermit the frog.

I throw in a scroll.
2011-11-01 17:19:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get an ancient arcane magic weapon

I throw in a Bomb Survival Level
2011-11-01 17:25:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


I get boredom and fun at the same time.

I throw in a spinning razor blade.
2011-11-01 23:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a curve bullet.

I throw in a marionette doll, in you go.
2011-11-02 15:02:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get a sackboy puppet.

I throw in a Trogdor
2011-11-03 14:59:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


Don't know what that is, but Ig et a song by the Troggs.

I throw in original yellow mustard.
2011-11-03 15:34:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get fancy dijon mustard.

I throw in all of the widely known Playstation characters. (Ratchet, Sly Cooper, etc.)
2011-11-04 13:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a decent Smash Bros-esque game for PS3

I throw in a necro'd thread
2011-11-04 13:57:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get my old level threads.
I throw them back in.
2011-11-04 22:57:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get almost expired info.

I throw in a multi-sports field.
2011-11-06 23:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get Soccer.. Hmm.. YAY!!!

I throw in a mystery Movie.
2011-11-07 01:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get the mistery to spoil it .

I throw in some 115...
2011-11-07 11:07:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I use that $115 dollars to buy you a fancy electronic dictionary, plus a hamburger for me.

I toss in a hamburger wrapper
2011-11-07 13:28:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a burger. o-O

I throw in a burrito.
2011-11-07 16:44:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


Eeyup, burritto.
Look at this fancy trick I can do with it.
Abra ... Kadabra ... Alakazam ...
POOF!
And now its located in the Vending machine. :applause:
2011-11-07 19:50:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get food poisoning

Tosses in a bottle of pepto bismol
2011-11-08 00:10:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a jolly pink giant.. O.o

I throw in the jolly green giant.
2011-11-08 00:58:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a bag of peas.

I pea in the vending machine (ha!).
2011-11-08 01:30:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


i.... ahh... eh...... alas..... i throw in a dramatic object2011-11-08 15:51:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get the script of Hamlet.

I throw in a dusty, old, Game & Watch game.
2011-11-09 00:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


You get nothing!

I throw in a Xbox 360.
2011-11-14 16:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a Box with a X on it..

I throw in the red ring of death.
2011-11-15 00:42:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a hula hoop on fire!

I throw in a fire extinguisher
2011-11-15 00:50:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Oooh!! This may help!! *Uses it on fire* *fire extinguisher shoots out fire* hmm....

Throws in a fish.
2011-11-15 00:54:00

Author:
Unknown User


*reaches into vending machine, pulls out a fingerless hand!* The fish was a piranha!

Throws in a box of cheerios
2011-11-15 01:20:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a plain bushel of oats. |:I

I throw in a meteor shower. (wow)
2011-11-15 12:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a sackboy doll in the perseids costume XD

I throw in a carton of Eggnog
2011-11-15 12:58:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357


I get curdled, flavored milk. XP

I throw in a nuke powered by Chuck Norris. XD
2011-11-15 13:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


i die twice

i throw in a salad
2011-11-16 13:14:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I die once.
My dead body falls in the machine.
2011-11-16 15:23:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a zombie.

I throw in a (sniff sniff) WHOAAA!!!!!! Oh man. (retches...retches again and again and again O~o and retches one more time) something (retch) wretchedly smelly. Oh man. (Runs and retches 15 times)
2011-11-18 00:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


O_O
I throw an inverted inverted in the machine.
2011-11-22 18:32:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a wire node. I throw wires into the machine.2011-11-23 01:10:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get electrocuted. (Dang it, not another spasm) (Retches 24 more times) How did that happen? (retch)

I throw in a dumpster.
2011-11-23 01:56:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a new home

throws in old home (refrigerator box)
2011-11-23 03:02:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


*CRASH*
Hewp me pweese!
Onoz, my cellphone, I dropped it in the machine. D:
2011-11-23 17:15:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


dang, how old is this phone? I get a wind up cell phone that must weigh 8 lbs

I toss in a bag of old batteries
2011-11-23 23:35:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get battery acid. -_-

*Throws in towels*.
2011-11-24 03:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get chastised for throwing in the towel.

I throw a can of Coca-cola into the machine.
2011-11-24 03:55:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


Oh, great, now I'm crushed by a freezer AND a heap of coca-cola cans. ._. -_- :|
I throw my collections of smileys in the machine.
2011-11-24 17:39:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a clown of mixed emotionions.

*Throws in a brick*.
2011-11-24 17:49:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hey guys I'm ba-*gets brick'd*
...
...
....
DOT-DOT-DOT

*sends hateful rage letter in the vending machine* >:c
2011-11-25 05:27:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


What?! Haters?
*Dives in the machine with Void Gear ready. *
2011-11-25 19:53:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


*sticks net into machine and pulls out an angry nys* " nys, you cant just run in and attack people like that!" *puts him in cage* " stay in here until you calm down". *throws gold into machine*2011-11-25 23:30:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get an apple... an golden apple.

I throw in a fish.
2011-11-25 23:34:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


i get a fish.. an golden fish. i throw in a magic object of a mysterious kind 0_02011-11-25 23:37:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I Get A PS3...
I throw In Nothing!
2011-11-25 23:52:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


Ok, lets try this again...
...
...
*a week later*
God dangit! theres nothin- what IS THAT
*gets hit by time, suddenly starting to get erased*
WHAT THE HECK?
*throws a "HELP" letter and convenient time machine in the vending machine before getting erased from time completely*
2011-11-26 00:49:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


hmm. lookee here, a letter. Let's see what it says. "please help, take this time machine to the past and remove nothing from the vending machine so that I may live, signed T.U.D." *tosses letter and takes time machine to the past, invents the internet, comes to future and rakes in millions of dollars"

throws in a pie plate
2011-11-26 05:39:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


(BTW, just call me Ultra)
HOORAY, RE-WRITING THE HISTORY SOMEHOW MADE ME ALIVE AGAIN! *obtains pie plate*

...

*throws time bomb in the vending machine*
2011-11-26 06:12:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274


I get a gaping hole in my head.

I throw in my head.
2011-11-27 17:29:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get fish bait

tosses in catfish bones
2011-11-27 18:03:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Recieves Undead Catfish
Throws In A Cat.
2011-11-27 18:05:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


yay! more Bait! I joke I joke.

tosses in bad humor
2011-11-27 18:40:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


Recieves a bad maths joke, "Three mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints" ....... (So terrible) !

Tosses in Christmas present !
2011-11-28 10:25:00

Author:
Conorp55
Posts: 81


gets sadness :C

throws in babel fish
2011-11-29 21:46:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get a schark.

Throws it back in...
2011-11-29 22:00:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I get an action figure of Schark

throws in a bottle of dish washing liquid
2011-11-30 00:53:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a bubble machine.

I toss in a can of shaken, ready to burst soda.
2011-11-30 01:06:00

Author:
gamerC0LA64
Posts: 274


I get a great prank item, which i throw into a locker.

I throw in a Creeper.
2011-11-30 01:09:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


I get an ugly stalker.

I throw in the Forum Game, Corrupt Wishes.
2011-11-30 13:18:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a paradox.

I throw a pair o' docks into the machine.
2011-11-30 21:09:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


A word scrambler a p p e a r s

I throw in a blank Scrabble tile.
2011-11-30 21:29:00

Author:
Roneranger
Posts: 415


I get blank mystery lost in time and space that twists my mind so much that my head blows up. :O All that from a game piece. O_O

I throw in a lightsaber.
2011-12-01 02:40:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a flashlight.

I throw it in.
2011-12-01 04:32:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


a wild Alex appears. Nerz uses headbutt. 21 points of damage to Alex.

throws in a calander
2011-12-01 10:52:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get a book on the history of the calendar. |: /

I throw in the book stuffed with my boredom.
2011-12-01 13:11:00

Author:
Unknown User


http://i.imgur.com/sg5T6.png

I drop the seven dragon balls in the vending machine slot.
2011-12-02 18:19:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get Shen long.

I throw in a book.
2011-12-02 23:01:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I get paper. /:

I throw in the universe.
2011-12-03 00:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get DC Universe.

I throw in a wooden leg.
2011-12-03 12:36:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I get a new baseball bat

tosses in a box of carrots
2011-12-04 21:52:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a bunny wabbit.

I throw in a magic top hat.
2011-12-05 00:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a cloud that rains rabbits.

I throw in the Annoying Orange.
2011-12-05 13:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get "HEY APPLE!"

I throw apple into the machine.
2011-12-05 16:19:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get an old ifruit

throws in a sombrero
2011-12-06 01:34:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a real life mexican! Yay, Mexicans are cool!

I throw in all your hopes and dreams~
2011-12-06 02:35:00

Author:
gamerC0LA64
Posts: 274


I get nothing?
I throw the nothing back in.
2011-12-06 18:39:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get something.

I throw in a wildly auto-shooting uzi with unlimited ammo. Now if you excuse me, I need to contact a paramedic, because... the uzi sort of perforated me. (falls on the ground)
2011-12-07 23:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a killing frenzy.

I throw in a monkey.
2011-12-07 23:59:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get Diddy Kong.

I throw in Funky Kong.
2011-12-08 00:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


ewww! I get a smelly ape!

tosses in a spongebob action figure
2011-12-08 00:29:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a mega-spongebob.

I throw in a wild beehive.
2011-12-08 13:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get some delicious honey.

I throw an empty honey jar in.
2011-12-08 22:52:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a sad Wienne the Pooh.

I throw in a mystery song.
2011-12-09 00:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get the techno song Enigma, who's artist's name escapes me at the moment.

I throw a perfect cube into the machine.
2011-12-09 18:38:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get ice..

I throw in a block of cheese.
2011-12-10 03:00:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get wensleydale

I throw in excalibur
2011-12-10 03:34:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get "YOU FOOLS!"

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvsv6ecNu61r0vxyn.jpg

I throw a scythe into the machine.
2011-12-10 05:00:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a grim reaper.

I throw in the essence of death. o.o
2011-12-10 17:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a reaper chop. (Ouch... that... hurts...)

I throw in a twin pair of pistols.
2011-12-10 18:23:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


I get perfect symmetry.

I throw in a STAR!
2011-12-10 20:10:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


It get patrick!

I toss in a box of bobble heads
2011-12-12 03:23:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get useless junk.

I throw in a Soul
2011-12-12 03:51:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


I get a soul, but I don't need 2 of them.

I throw in the song of storms.
2011-12-13 03:47:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


I get a windmill.

I throw a piece of heart into the machine.
2011-12-13 18:16:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a zombie ... Xero?
I throw my newest level in the machine.
2011-12-13 19:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get A trophy room *YAYZ*

I throw in this....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjAar9pRxRw
2011-12-13 20:24:00

Author:
butter-kicker
Posts: 1061


I get this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lm0faZrdrg&feature=relmfu
I throw my guitar in the machine.
2011-12-13 20:26:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get Don Henley. *????*

I throw in a toothbrush.
2011-12-14 02:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


I have clean teeth ...
What? A brush ... Too late, I already brushed.
*Throws it back in*
2011-12-14 12:02:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a toilet cleaner.

I throw in a Slime
2011-12-14 14:57:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


I get a meatbun.

I stuff Hulk Hands down into the vending machine.
2011-12-14 16:16:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get fancy green gloves.
I throw a baseball in the machine.
2011-12-14 17:28:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get bonked.

I throw a can of Bonk! Energy drink into the machine.
2011-12-15 16:40:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get Red Bull.
I throw a sock in the machine.
2011-12-15 17:27:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get dinner.

I throw in the newspaper.
2011-12-15 20:25:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get the Daily Planet.

I throw in a Christmas tree.
2011-12-16 01:52:00

Author:
Unknown User


Wow Wtfuuuuuuuu- *BEWM*
Owww, that hurts.
I throw ... The most horrible thing EVAR in the machine.
2011-12-16 12:31:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a justin Beiber cd. Noooooooooooo, Oh the humanity. *runs screaming into the woods* aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

throws in lego batman car
2011-12-16 23:29:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a boost to my collection!

I throw in the earth's core. (i fall face-first on to the floor because I melted my hand)
2011-12-17 03:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


Owowowowowowoooooow, that's hot.
Quick, put it awaaaaaaay.
*Throws it back in*
Owowowowowowow, who throws such things in the machine?
2011-12-17 10:23:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


OoooH!! Hothothot!!!!......I turn into a pile of goo.

I throw in me as a pile of goo.
2011-12-18 15:06:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get play dough!

I make a play dough man and throw him in.
2011-12-18 16:29:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a soft mushy toy for my dog.

I throw in a red sequined stilleto high heel shoe.
2011-12-18 16:35:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458


I get Mrs. Clause.

I throw in Rudolph.
2011-12-19 01:26:00

Author:
Unknown User


Whoa a reindeer. :O
Can I keep it? Yeeeeees?
Throwsmyspacebuttoninthemachine,that'swhythisisn't typedwithspaces
2011-12-19 12:34:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a universal spacing tool. o.o

I throw in rouge elves armed with grenade launchers. (Where do I come up with this stuff?)
2011-12-19 13:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get santa's private army.
I throw a Void in the machine. C:<
2011-12-19 18:40:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a portal to an alternate universe!

I throw in alternate universe me.
2011-12-21 16:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get confused.
I throw in used peanut butter rockets.
2011-12-21 16:50:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195


I get a rocket cheetah.

I throw in a grammar nazi.
2011-12-21 19:22:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


Aaron 49er?
I throw him back in.
2011-12-21 19:52:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a football.

I throw ina turkey.
2011-12-21 19:55:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


I get the thanksgiving DLC.
I throw the killzone minipack DLC in the machine. :kz:
2011-12-21 20:01:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get killed in a zone. I throw in a turtleneck sweater.2011-12-21 20:01:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get Toortle.
I throw Omegaslayer in the machine.
2011-12-21 20:09:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get epicness.

I throw Valeview in.
2011-12-22 02:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get dat strange Da Vinci avi.
I throw Rick Astley in, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HA ...
2011-12-22 13:30:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get one of his song through Youtube... never again...

I throw in a Juggernaut ready for action ??
2011-12-24 22:40:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I get a juggernaut.

I throw in Nys.
2011-12-24 22:49:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


I get pure %146 awesomeness.

I throw in a " " Smiley.
2011-12-25 07:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get Christmas dinner

I throw in a turkey leg
2011-12-25 07:47:00

Author:
Tyranny68
Posts: 390


I get choked.

I throw in THIS box.
2011-12-25 11:03:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


I get a mystery box! It could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!

I throw a boat in.
2011-12-25 18:12:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get an epic adventure in deep sea ^^.

I throw in an RPG stolen from a Somalian Pirate.
2011-12-25 18:55:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I get a one piece RPG

I throw in Monkey D. Luffy
2011-12-26 15:00:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


I get the reward of 300 million ^^

I throw in myself!
2011-12-26 17:42:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I get a noob, KILL IT!!!1 (No offense. )
I kick him back in. D:
2011-12-26 20:09:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get the chance to dive in, pull him back out, and plot our revenge on the one who wronged us.

We throw our secret plan into the machine.
2011-12-26 20:46:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614


I get a heap of random scribbles about ponies and Team Fortress?
I throw my sketches in. (BTW, you're doomed, my drawing is horrible, MWAHAHAHA ... HA)
2011-12-26 20:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a Magnum Opus.

I throw a .44 Magnum in.
2011-12-26 22:55:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get Resident Evil.. Hmm..? *Chainsaw turns on* Ahhhhh!!!! Run!!!!

I throw in Resident Evil 5's chainsaw guy.
2011-12-27 00:50:00

Author:
Unknown User


Wow wha teh fuuuuuuuu-
Run run for you life, run for my life. D:
Nothing fell in the machine, because Nys is being chased by a chainsaw guy.
2011-12-27 13:45:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get scary sounds of Nys screaming.
*Jumps in to go save him*
I throw myself in*.
2011-12-28 01:56:00

Author:
Unknown User


SGR. :'D
*Chainsaw guy attacks*
Oh noes, Run!
*Throws SGR back in to save her*
Phew, that was a close one.
*Guy attacks again*
Does he never give up?
2011-12-28 15:03:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


Aw Nys, :&apos
You'd do that to save me?
I get my scarf that fell off..
I throw in a rope.
2011-12-29 01:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


Ooh, twizzlers

I drop in a voodoo doll of (insert forum member name here)
2011-12-29 01:51:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


Yey, a voodoo doll of [Insert Forum Member Here].
Now can somebody PLEASE throw something in to kill or get rid of that chainsa- AAAH!
Runrunrunrunruuuuuuuun!
*Drops cry for help on a paper in the machine*


Aw Nys, :&apos
You'd do that to save me?

Eeyup.
2011-12-29 10:50:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get an S.O.S. note. In response, I throw an AK-47 into the machine. I just hope it reaches you in time!2011-12-29 19:09:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


Somewhere far, far away from nys' vending machine

*rumble*

A gun? Sweet!

O wai, that was s'posed to go to nys......

*Drops in a banana peel*
2011-12-29 20:51:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


*falls down* Hey!

tosses in a smelly shoe
2011-12-30 01:27:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I didn't mean thi-
IDEA!
*Kills Chainsaw Guy with dealy stank from the shoe*
Awesomeness!
*Throw thankyou letter in the machine.*
2011-12-30 20:48:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get something... what the... a thank you letter? What's this? Oooooh xD I remember now... I have to clean my chainsaw...

I throw in some pieces of my last chainsaw job (or what remains of him muhahahaha)
2011-12-30 23:40:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


Oh look. Something I can shoot.
*Headshots chainsaw guy*
I'm a better zombie anyways.

I fire some rounds into the machine.
2011-12-31 11:49:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Hey guys, wanna hear what happened to me yesterday?
They just shot me trough the vending machine!
First I get attacked by a chainsaw guy, then I get shot.
What's next? a nuke? I think I'll stay away from the machine before it killes me. D:
*Throws survival log in*
2011-12-31 15:20:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


*gets nuked* * throws nuke into machine*2011-12-31 17:07:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


I get a microwave. I cook a hot pocket in my newfound microwave and toss it in.2011-12-31 18:21:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get scolding hot cheese and tomato sauce all over by face. I don't like that.

I throw a sea urchin into the machine.
2012-01-01 00:33:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Ow! I get spines flung onto mah face. |:|

I throw in a torch on white fire.
2012-01-01 02:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get 3rd degree burns

I toss in a Cat in the Hat
2012-01-01 18:26:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get Green eggs and ham
I throw in New Year's day aftermath:
http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac345/Lady_Luck__777/For%20LBPC%20Members/HNYmorningafter.jpg
2012-01-01 18:30:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458


I get a landfill.

I throw in the entire LBP2 community.
2012-01-01 23:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get CraftEarth.

I make a large tear down the middle of it and throw it back into the machine.
2012-01-02 08:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


I get a world in utter chaos.

I concentrate the chaos into a bottle and toss it into the machine.
2012-01-03 17:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


Yey, a new bottle of Void Potion.
Cap'n Nerz, lets grab some loot from Schark, yes? :arg:
I throw some of our older loot in.
2012-01-04 09:15:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I become rich... very very rich.

I throw in a hot dog.
2012-01-04 21:03:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110


I get a dog wearing a loaf of bread.

I throw in an avalanche concentrated into a bottle.
2012-01-05 13:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get the unstoppable force of Mountain Dew.

I "do the dew", then throw the result back in.
2012-01-05 14:48:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get barfed on... and begin to barf myself.

I throw the concentrated power of pure cosplay in.
2012-01-05 15:01:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276


I get a wave of rapid flashes and a serious seizure .

I throw in a concentrated spartan war.
2012-01-10 02:48:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a fiery ball of awesome movie ideas.

I throw in my old phone!
2012-01-10 03:02:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614


I get a tin can and string?

I toss in a barrel of monkeys
2012-01-10 16:42:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a barrel of bananas

I throw in a loaded weapon!
2012-01-10 17:18:00

Author:
himoks
Posts: 734


I get a tazer gun.
I throw in tazer darts and elctric shock.
2012-01-10 17:29:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458


I get shocked xP.

I throw the element 115
2012-01-10 18:38:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I get unobtanium.

I throw in some unobtanium.
2012-01-10 20:29:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get an MP115Kollider - let's kill nazi zombies ^^

I throw in the head of one of the thousands of nazi zombies I killed
2012-01-10 21:27:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I get a monkey bomb that is dancing!

I throw it quickly back before it blows up or before some zombies come to look it!
2012-01-11 16:41:00

Author:
himoks
Posts: 734


I get clawed by 2 zombies :S "ZOOOM!!!!" don't worry, I've got the Zeus Cannon and the Titan (+) perk

I throw in my Zeus Cannon
2012-01-11 16:47:00

Author:
SebasSBM
Posts: 159


I get Kar 98! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Zombies are eating me*

I throw in speed cola!
2012-01-11 19:43:00

Author:
himoks
Posts: 734


I get a buzz that has me wildly running in circles.

I throw in a "bad hair" day.
2012-01-11 20:05:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458


I get a speed cola

And throw in a Nuka Cola
2012-01-13 03:24:00

Author:
Tyranny68
Posts: 390


I catch a flying fastball.

I throw in an armbar.
2012-01-13 03:28:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479


I get an arrow. /NoOverusedJokesPlease
I throw it back in.
2012-01-15 09:55:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a...

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I throw in a raccoon!
2012-01-15 13:03:00

Author:
himoks
Posts: 734


I get Mario's tanooki tail!

I smack a goomba with it and he falls into the machine.
2012-01-15 15:24:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a Goomba wearing a Tanooki Tail.

I throw in Luigi in a Tanooki Tail.
2012-01-16 05:10:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get a green dude who doesn't know how to control the tail.

I throw in a chainsaw that has been lit on fire.
2012-01-24 02:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


Get a new combo card on Deadrising.

I throw in a Smurf
2012-01-24 03:56:00

Author:
Brixx101
Posts: 277


I get blue text.

I throw in some dust.
2012-01-25 17:44:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a monster dust bunny.
I throw in a monster ( poster below's choice.)
2012-01-25 20:07:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458


Tiamat? I thought I killed that guy in Final Fantasy 1?
I throw Scarmiglione in the machine.
2012-01-26 17:22:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get clouds sword.

I throw in a couple of sackpeople.
2012-01-26 20:14:00

Author:
Cobaltor
Posts: 222


I get a sack-couple. Aw bless, aren't they just the sweetest things?

I throw a knife in.
2012-01-27 02:21:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


Get a trip to the hospital.

I throw in an eyelash.
2012-01-27 02:53:00

Author:
Brixx101
Posts: 277


I get a cyclops eye

I throw in a Nokia (I really have a Nokia phone)
2012-01-27 18:19:00

Author:
himoks
Posts: 734


thanks! I get an even crappier phone than I already have

Tosses in a dustpan, a sugar cube and a bottle of hairspray
2012-01-27 19:57:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a McGuiver'd sugar-flamethrower.

I shoot flames into the machine.
2012-01-28 05:38:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get over-cooked toast.

I throw in a iPod Touch.
2012-01-28 05:55:00

Author:
Unknown User


I get an over priced toy

I toss in Google
2012-01-28 07:06:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get stock options.
I throw them back in toghether with my bike. =3
2012-01-28 21:09:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get a car.^^
I troll throw in a troll.
2012-01-28 21:12:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I get Schark when he posts in the "Ponies" thread.
I throw a ponyfied Nys clone in. =P
2012-01-28 21:20:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


I get Schark when he posts in the "Ponies" thread.
Hahah! I remember that one.

I get a pony which caused me to troll.

I throw in an old stinky cheese.
2012-01-28 21:50:00

Author:
Schark94
Posts: 3378


I get tomorrow's lunch

I toss in a spiderman watch
2012-01-28 21:59:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


I get a tarantula on my wrist. (it bites me) Ouch!......(falls face down on the floor)

I throw in a paramedic.
2012-01-29 00:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


I take out a poison victim.

I throw in a soul stealing monkey.
2012-01-29 00:35:00

Author:
Undarivik
Posts: 442


I get 99 souls and a Witch soul.

I throw a Death Scythe into the machine.
2012-01-29 17:32:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


I get a metal boomerang.

I throw in a kangaroo.
2012-01-29 17:38:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458



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