General Stuff #6
"Fixing" posts
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| Bad human connection? I know that feeling. RIP TenebrisNemo's social life. And his love life, for that matter. | 2017-03-23 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| RIPE, TenebrisNemo's Lollipop is tasty. And his love, for that matter. How'd you get the lollipop off him/she/whatever? I've been trying for months! Also, I don't think you should be eating his/whatever's love - you don't know where it came from. | 2017-03-23 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| How'd you get the lollipop off him/it/apache? I've been trying for 0 seconds! Also, I don't think you should be eating lord's/majesty's love - you don't know where it came from. Hey! That's my lollipop which you're talking about! She has feeling. | 2017-03-23 11:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| Hey! That's my dog which you're eating! She has the T-virus. Oh shi-....... WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER FOR S.T.A.R.S.???? | 2017-03-23 12:55:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| Oh shi-....... WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER FOR NASA???? No, Ali, you didn't find alien life. That's just Sean Spicer. 8D | 2017-03-23 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, Ali, you did just find alien life. That's what we call Sir monocle. Hey, just because I'm from mars, that doesn't mean you can alienate me. | 2017-03-23 19:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, just because I'm black, that doesn't mean I'm from Kenya. Donald Trump: Fake News! | 2017-03-23 19:36:00 Author: comishguy67  Posts: 849 |
| Donald Trump: Fake Donald Trump! I wonder how much longer will every single person in all forum games bring up Donald Trump. | 2017-03-23 22:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I wonder how much longer every single person in all forum games will get once Donald Trump causes the apocalypse and the radiation from the fallout mutates their genes and causes them all to become superhuman. About a foot and a half. | 2017-03-24 01:41:00 Author: comishguy67 Posts: 849 |
| About a human and a half. Is a midget considered as a half human? | 2017-03-24 02:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Is comshguy67 considered as a half dog? Woof. | 2017-03-24 02:51:00 Author: comishguy67 Posts: 849 |
| Bark. I am not a feminist. | 2017-03-24 04:26:00 Author: mdkd99  Posts: 1172 |
| I am not TenebrisNemo. Hooray, another person has joined our forum game antics!  | 2017-03-24 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hooray, another badboy has joined our forum game antics! I like to play Fallout 4. You can install mods, even on console. | 2017-03-24 05:47:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| I like to play "Find the keys". if you can find them, we won't play "get a black eye". Woah, "find the keys", "shut up, slave" and "get a black eye"! I've never played these games before! Oh, he keeps the keys in the basement, but we're not allowed in there. ...Wait, Mdkdninetynine, what're, doing with that orange? Are we going to play "get a black eye"? | 2017-03-24 06:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Woah, "find the mafia", "shut up, police" and "get a black suitcase"! I've never played these games before! Oh, godfather keeps the keys in the basement, but we're not allowed in there. ...Wait, godfather, what're, doing with that pistol? Are we going to play "get a black coffin"? Poor sir monacle. He became poor and had to join the mafia. | 2017-03-24 11:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Poor sir monacle. He became rich and had to join Donald Duck. You are grounded UNTIL THE BEAT DROPS Boom Boom Bam! | 2017-03-24 14:02:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| You are grounded UNTIL I BEAT YOU UP Boom Boom Bam! K.O. Pls do not use violence to rise your children or they end up like me. | 2017-03-24 15:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Please how do you use violence to raise your children? mine have already ended up like me. It's easy, just grab the cane and swing! Swing! Swing! Also, I don't have any children. | 2017-03-24 17:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| It's easy, just grab an axe and swing! Swing! Swing! Also, I am one of your children. I don't have any children. This is madness! | 2017-03-24 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| This is blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? This is a generic "300" joke! | 2017-03-24 21:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Awsomeness? This is a generic "Michael bay" film! Does anybody actually like those films? | 2017-03-24 21:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Does anybody actually like those guys? I'll tell you who does: rural Americans. Literally no one else. | 2017-03-25 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'll tell you who does: mdkd99. Literally no one else. I am upset. I mean... WHY would you cancel my xbox live?! | 2017-03-25 05:34:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| I am not upset. I mean... WHY would you kill my brother?! Mdkdninetynine, We've been through this. The Television set and other household appliances do not count as family. | 2017-03-25 06:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Mdkdninetynine, We've been through a lot of stuff. The Television set and other household appliances do not matter in the grand scheme of things. The Legend of Monacle: Forum Game Adventures | 2017-03-25 22:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Assassin's Monacle: Forum Rule Funerals RIP in peace, 1 like = 1 prayer & 1 pizza. | 2017-03-26 00:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| RIP it into pieces, 1 destroyed = 1 prayer & 1 lollipop. Well, I was going to rip your birth documents to shreds, but now you're offering me your dirty lollipop. It has hair and mushrooms attached to it. I don't want that. When are you going to throw that thing out? | 2017-03-26 08:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well, I was going to rip your account to shreds, but now you're offering me your iron fist. It has blood and scars attached to it. I don't want that. When are you going to use a boxing glove? At the moment when you stop writing walls of texts. | 2017-03-26 12:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| At the moment when you stop writing creepy fanfics. Is Sir monacle really a horny teenage fanboy? I didn't know that... | 2017-03-26 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Is TenebrisNemo really a horny teenager? I've always wanted to know that... 8) That's it, I'm done. I can't do this anymore. You will be seeing from my lawyer, y'hear? All of you are twisted, making me edit this. To think, we could've been dead, too. Not anymore. I wouldn't dance on your graves! | 2017-03-27 06:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That's it, I want to join. I can't wait anymore. You will be running from my love machine, y'hear? All of you are twisted, making me want this. To think, we could've been one big family, too. Not anymore. I will dance on your graves! Ah, no, get away from me! I didn't sign up for this! | 2017-03-27 12:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Ah, yes, you can get those from me! You just have to sign up for this! Tenebrisnemo, all I want to buy is a box of tea bags. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sign up just to buy that. | 2017-03-27 18:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| O, great TenebrisNemo, all I wanteth is to buyeth a box of tea bags. I'm pretty sure I must sacrifice my soul to ascend to tea heaven just to buy thateth. Thy wiseth shall come truesth. I will accept thine soul. Now, fly, my child! | 2017-03-27 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Your wish shall come true. I will accept your soul. Now, fly, my child! Can people stop trying to sound overly fancy by making themselves look dumb? | 2017-03-28 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Can you stop trying to escape by making yourself look dumb? Please, L1N3R1D3R, I have children at home! Children who have access to knives. Sharp knives! There's two of 'em, their mother abandoned them at the age of 3, which was four months ago! Sir monacle plushie sales have dropped to rock bottom, I don't have any money left, I can't feed 'em, man. Everything's just a mess. A huge mess. I owe money to people, very bad people. If you let me go just this once, I can get more of the white stuff you for! I promise! ...Just, don't kill me, okay? | 2017-03-28 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Please, L1N3R1D3R, I have children at home! Children who have access to games. Awesome games! There's two of 'em, their mother went to a vacation at the age of 24, which was three days ago! Sir monacle plushie sales have risen to mountain top, I don't have any room for money left, I can't feed 'em with money, man. Everything's just a mess. A huge mess. I owe some coins to people, very good people. If you let me go just this once, I can get more of the Sir monacle plushies for you! I promise! ...Just, don't fire me, okay? Get a grip, Mr. Monacle. You aren't in trouble. We're looking for the culprit who blew up a LBPC member with Sir monacle plushies. | 2017-03-28 12:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get a grip, Mr. Monacle. You are in trouble. We're annoyed at the LBPC member named Sir monacle who replies with stupidly long posts. I agree, he should be banned from this game. | 2017-03-28 13:59:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I agree, he should be dictator of the world, he was born for this world. Why, thank you Ali_Star! I shall remember you when I blow up china. In fact, I'm making you the spokesperson for china, that way it's your fault for all the explosions. Good luck speaking Chinese! From this day forth, you shall call me your leader! | 2017-03-28 18:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Why, curse you Ali_Star! I shall remember you when I live in china. In fact, I'm making you the emperor of China, that way it's your fault for having me in your empire. Good luck speaking Chinese! From this day forth, you shall call me your slave! You fools. No emperor will stop the dark lord. | 2017-03-28 19:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You ****. No ****ing law will stop the ****ing dark lord, A.K.A. me . TeenbriskedNmemo, such foul language should not be allowed on this forum! | 2017-03-28 19:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| The Brute Phenomenon, such forbidden language should not be allowed on this forum! Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Tenebris! Tenebris! Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Tenebris! Tenebris! | 2017-03-28 20:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Tenebris! Tenebris! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod, Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! Wo lost fron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul, Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein Tenebris! Tenebris! Sounds like gibberish to me. я только говорю по-русский и по-английски. | 2017-03-28 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sounds like gibberish to me. RUSH B! Mute the Russian guy! Mute the Russian guy! | 2017-03-28 21:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| kill the Russian guy! Make the Russian guy! Well, which one is it? Do you want me to make a clone of him, or do you want me to kill him? I am afraid I do not possess the ability to clone those who are no longer with us. Do you want me to fore up the laser, or shoot him down? Commands like this aren't so straightforward! Y'know what? I'll just gun everybody else in the progress! You haven't specified that you want only him to be dead. | 2017-03-29 05:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well, which one is it? Do you want me to make a rotting corpe out of him, or do you want me to rot him? I am afraid I do not possess the ability to rot those who are no longer with us. Do you want me to throw up on him, or shoot him down with slime balls? Commands like this aren't so straightforward! Y'know what? I'll just eat gum in the progress! You haven't specified that you want only him to be a mushroom. Argh, this Sir monacle machine isn't working! We need a new terminator! | 2017-03-29 11:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Argh, this Enigma machine isn't working! We need a new leader! I knew you were a neo-Nazi this whole time! We all jokingly teased Monacle before, but Nemo's the real problem! | 2017-03-29 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I knew you were the One this whole time! We all jokingly teased The Matrix before, but the system's the real problem! That's why we want YOU to destroy the system! | 2017-03-29 14:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's not why we want YOU to create the system! F- You said I wasn't going to be tested on this! All of you are liars! Also, the coffee machine is broken and I need my fix of tea. | 2017-03-29 20:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You said I was going to be tested on this! All of you are aliens! Also, the brain machine is broken and I need my cup of tea. These humans are crazy, Captain Bzzlx, we should leave this planet. | 2017-03-29 21:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| These humans are tasty, Captain Ali, we should search this planet. I've never tasted human flash, but I would imagine for the average American, it tastes like pizza. | 2017-03-30 00:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I've never actually used flash, but I can imagine for the average American, it is hard like rocks. You've never used flash? Why does it matter, you're trying to make a website using HTML 5. ...L1N3R1D3R, that's not how programming works, you can't just write "Please say this: This is my website!". You've never used HTML 5, have you? | 2017-03-30 07:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You've never used drugz? Why does it matter, you're trying to make a post without using meth. ...L1N3R1D3R, that's not how having fun works, you can't just play without using drugs. This is my website, ya know!. You've never used druuuuuuugs, have you? If you are a hardcore drug addict then that would explain your behavior in all forum games! | 2017-03-30 10:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| If you are a dog then that would explain your behavior in all forum games! On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog. | 2017-03-30 12:27:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| On the internet, nobody knows you are an apache helicopter. An apache helicopter is stronger than love, my friend. | 2017-03-30 17:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| A spanish guy is stronger than love, my friend. He ain't spanish, he is a allstar, like smashmouth! | 2017-03-30 19:58:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| He isn't australian, he is a martian, like my beard! None of that made any sense to me. It's rude to call Marsanians Martain. You've insulted me and my culture. | 2017-03-30 20:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| None of that made money for me. It's rude to call the bank like that. You've failed me and my business. I told you it wasn't a smart idea before I even told you what the idea was, but you insisted... | 2017-03-31 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I told you it was my smart idea before I even told you, you already knew! The idea was that we run in there guns blazing! but you insisted that we snuck in instead. Look, I snuck around without being seen, and everything was going fine until you went into the room killing everybody like a madman! How am my going to destroy my business competitors now? | 2017-03-31 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Look, I snuck around without being seen, and everything was going fine until you went into the room alerting everybody like a crappy ninja! How am I going to destroy Metal Gear Rex now? You need to use the elevator which is located beneath the base. If you need anymore questions, call me by my frequency, 140.85. | 2017-03-31 13:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You need to buy the elevator pack, which is located beneath the game description. If you need anymore quests, call me by my frequency, 140.85. Ugh, you need to buy packs to do anything in this game, how'd you become such a high level? | 2017-03-31 20:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Ugh, you need to buy DLC to do anything in this game, how'd this game company become such a low level? Money can make anyone greedy. | 2017-03-31 21:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Money can make anyone president. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself. | 2017-04-01 05:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Pretty unaccurate, if I do say so miselph. You do know, that miselph or however you wanted to write it gets written like this: Myself. You are probably a Jacob Satarious fan, aren't you? | 2017-04-01 11:20:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself... Mr. President. *Insert plot twist sound effect here.* | 2017-04-01 11:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| *Insert plot device here, and change this part of the tory there...* Look, I'm getting pretty sick of all of you changing my plot about death and clothes! It's perfect the way it is. Why can't you appreciate art, you slimy producers!? | 2017-04-01 15:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You do know, that greatness or however you wanted to write it gets written like this: Democracy. You are probably a Trump fan, aren't you? It's already LBPCentral canon that my alter ego is a Trump fan, don't blame this on me! Look, I'm getting pretty sick of all of you sniping my posts in this thread! It's perfect the way it is. Why can't you appreciate the games, you slimy snobs!? I don't know who you're kidding, but Nemo was the one who was sniped, not you. | 2017-04-01 21:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It's already LBPCentral canon that snipers wear diapers, don't blame this on me! I don't know who you're kidding, but Nemo was the one who died, not the sniper. Ooooooo I'm a ghost and I will haunt mdkd99 for the rest of his misersacky life. | 2017-04-02 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Ooooooo I'm a dimwit and I will haunt America for the rest of its free life. Yay, more shoehorned political jokes! | 2017-04-02 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yay, more racist and offensive jokes! No. Get out, buy an ice cream and lick it. | 2017-04-02 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No. Get in there, buy a duck and stick it. I find that offensive! XX VIII IX XIX IX XIX XIV XV XX I XVIII V I XII III XV XXI XIV XX XVIII XX ! | 2017-04-02 17:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I find that beautiful! *happiest sob noises* Come on, you don't have to mention it! I am just so awesome. No luck, just skill! | 2017-04-02 23:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Come on, you don't have to destroy it! You are just so cruel. No jokes, just savagery! I agree with Nemo on this. Sir monacle should not have destroyed Nemo's last Sir monacle plushie, that was rude. | 2017-04-03 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I agree with the lynch mob on this. Sir monacle should not have given Nemo the last Sir monacle plushie, that was just rude. Oh, god! You got someone to hang me? I gave you a Plushie too, L33TR1D3R - I mean, LINERIDER! Why would you want to kill me? I haven't done anything wrong! This isn't because I burn kittens during the night, is it? | 2017-04-03 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, god! You hired someone to execute me? I gave you cancer too, L4M3R1D3R - I mean, LINERIDER! Why would you want to kill me? I haven't done anything wrong! This isn't because I EAT kittens during the night, is it? Die, spawn of Satan! Creature of hell, I banish you from this world! God smite you, demon, and rage within your prison for eternity! | 2017-04-03 11:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Die, spawn of monacle! Creature of stupidity, I banish you from this forum! jwwphotos smite you, demon, and rage within your house for eternity! Look, just because gurren009 broke the rules ONCE doesn't mean he'll immediately turn into Sir monacle. | 2017-04-03 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Look, just because I broke the rules ONCE doesn't mean I'll immediately turn into a werewolf. I don't know man, you're looking wolf-ish to me. Are you sure you want to visit this graveyard during a full moon? | 2017-04-03 17:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I don't know man, you're looking pale-ish to me. Are you sure you want to visit this cathedral during a midnight? Oh yeas. We have a secret meeting. Once everyone has arrived, we will start the project called Human into Batman. | 2017-04-03 19:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh no. We have a secret beating room. Once everyone has arrived, we will start the shrine called 'Human to fist'. Sounds entertaining. I might be there. Can you tell me the password to enter this magical room? I really want to take part. | 2017-04-03 19:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sounds entertaining. I might be there and spoil the party. Can you tell me the password to enter this magical party room? I really want to take part in ruining it. That's why you won't get invited to the parties. You ruin them with you bland jokes. | 2017-04-03 22:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's why you won't get invited to the prom. You ruin it with your inappropriate behavior. Sir monacle's too young for prom, your argument is invalid. | 2017-04-04 05:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| TenebrisNemo is too young for porn, your argument is still invalid. Yeah, I really don't feel comfortable watching that film in a room crowded with men. I prefer to watch my films in solitude. Unless you want to watch the new ghostbusters film. That'll make everyone leave. | 2017-04-04 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, I really don't feel comfortable writing my posts in a room crowded with people. I prefer to watch my home videos in solitude. Unless you want to watch the new home made film I made. That'll make everyone stay. Why did we have to change the subject into this!? | 2017-04-04 09:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why did we have to get changed into this to go swimming? Oh, we're not swimming. We're going bowling. Didn't anyone tell you? I'm pretty sure I sent a fax to everyone. | 2017-04-04 15:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, we're not swimming. We're sweating. Didn't anyone tell you? I'm pretty sure I sent a notification to everyone on facebook. I rarely even visit facebook anymore. I should probably delete my account from there. | 2017-04-04 20:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I never even visit LittleBigPlanet central anymore. I should probably delete my account. Okay, but only if I get your Lollipop. oh, and your wig. ...perhaps your skin? | 2017-04-04 20:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Okay, but only if I get my wife. Oh, and my house. ...perhaps my medicine? Hahahahaha. You fool. We do not need you anymore, but that doesn't mean we will let you go. *shoots your head off* | 2017-04-04 20:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hahahahaha. You fool. We don't need it anymore, but that doesn't mean we should let you go. *Writes it for taxes* But, the show was very profitable! Why do you want to write it off for taxes? Wouldn't it be more beneficial to the company if the show stayed on air? | 2017-04-04 20:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| But, the show was very good! Why do you want to write it to turn into unoriginal zombie series? Wouldn't it be more beneficial to the company if the show stayed on the original timeline? That's how this world works. They do not respect the past. They just jump with their both feet into the darkness without checking it with flashlight. | 2017-04-04 20:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's how my world works. I do not respect the past. I just jump in with both my feet into the painting without checking it with a flashlight. So you're just going to spread mud everywhere? Your world sucks. | 2017-04-04 20:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| So you're just going to spread love everywhere? Your world sucks lollipops. That's right! And, if you want to, you can join this brotherhood if you respect all the rules! | 2017-04-04 20:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's right! And, even if you don't want to, you have to join this cult, and if you don't respect all the rules, I'll torture you! Hmmm.... So I don't get a choice? Yeah, okay then. Sounds nice. I'm not much of a religious person, though. | 2017-04-05 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hmmm.... So I do get a choice? Yeah, okay then, heathen. Sounds nice. I'm pretty much a religious person, though. Ok, but respect other people's beliefs as well? | 2017-04-05 10:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Ok, but respect no one's beliefs as well? Nemo, you shouldn't spread hatred. You may not be religious, but at least be nice. | 2017-04-05 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Nemo, you shouldn't spread joy. You may not be religious, but at least be a hated heathen. Who says you can't love others if you are not religious? | 2017-04-05 16:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Who says you can spread love to others? You are a criminal! Oh, I get it. I get sentenced to prison, and now I'm not allowed to go around in a mascot costume, spreading love and joy to children? Screw that, where's my costume? | 2017-04-05 17:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, I get it. I get sentenced to prison, and now I'm not allowed to go around in a mascot costume, spreading drugs and tobacco to children? Screw that, where's my costume? You. Are. Under. Arrest. You. White. Sack. Boy. | 2017-04-05 22:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You. Are. Under. A bridge. You. Black. Sack. of ****. TenebrisNemo! Such foul language should not be said towards children! Now help me get these burlap sacks into my van. | 2017-04-06 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| TenebrisNemo! Such unhealthy food should not be given to children! Now help me get these large bags of candy into my van. How much are you going to charge for the candy? I hope it's free! | 2017-04-06 12:35:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| How much are you going to have to pay for the dlc? I hope it's free! What? Oh, you mean the day one dlc, you're going to have to pay another 10.99 for that. | 2017-04-06 18:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What? Oh, you mean the package one drug, you're going to have to pay another 5 000 $ for that. You don't need drugs to feel alive. | 2017-04-07 00:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I need my drugs to feel alive, give 'em to me! TenebrisNemo, I'm not going to sell drugs to you. Besides, you don't even have enough money. When you come back, make sure to have a couple hundred, okay? | 2017-04-07 05:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| TenebrisNemo, I'm not going to sell my slaves to you. Besides, you don't even have enough money. When you come back, make sure to have a couple of coins for each person, okay? Best I can do is one coin for each person. | 2017-04-07 10:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Best I can do for you is nothing. I'll give a post to each person. TenebrisNemo! If you carry on playing these forum games, your addiction will consume you. Do it for the chicken! | 2017-04-07 11:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| TenebrisNemo! If you carry on playing these card games, your addiction will consume you. Do it for the motorcycles! Card games on motorcycles? Sounds like a ten year old meme to me. | 2017-04-07 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hunger games on cinemas? Sounds like a ten year old news to me. Hunger Games are just a bland rip-off from Battle Royale. | 2017-04-07 17:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hunger is just a bland rip-off illusion of Royale vomit. Yeah, I don't think that's true. | 2017-04-07 18:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, I don't think earth is round. So the sun is round, the other planets are round and the moons are round but earth is flying through space like a pizza? | 2017-04-07 19:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| So the sun is cheese, the other planets are cheese, and the moons are cheese, and earth is flying through space like a cheese pizza made entirely of cheese? Yes, NASA lied to us all. Everything is made of cheese, specifically Ricotta. | 2017-04-07 19:22:00 Author: comishguy67 Posts: 849 |
| Yes, I lied to you all. Everything I'm made of is cheese, specifically Ricotta. So you're not a Cornish pasty? I hate cheese... Why aren't you made of beef!? | 2017-04-07 20:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| So you're a chocolate man? I hate chocolate... Why aren't you made of cheese!? Then he would be rather... *puts on sunglasses* ... Cheesy guy. YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! | 2017-04-07 20:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Then he would rather be... *puts on shades* ... Cheesy guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmTAvGUdEcM Nice pun. Now get out of my house, I thought we had a restraining order. | 2017-04-07 20:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Noice pun. Now get out of my way, I thought we had a pizza party. Alright, here is the pizza. Now, ATTACK ON PIZZA! | 2017-04-07 20:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Alright, there is no pizza. Now, ATTACK THE HOST! That is a tad extreme, no? Then again, he did promise pizza. I bet he ate it all, damm hosts! | 2017-04-07 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That is not extreme at all! Then again, he did promise WW3. I bet he ate it all, damm PRESIDENT! The fact that your president simply ate WW3 is quite fascinating. | 2017-04-07 20:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The fact that your president simply ate nothing but cheese his entire life is quite fascinating. Explains why he's orange. #ChesterCheetah2020 | 2017-04-07 21:54:00 Author: comishguy67 Posts: 849 |
| Explain to me why he's black!? #BanCheetah2020 Omg comisghguy67 you can't just ask people why they are black! | 2017-04-07 22:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Omg comisghguy67 you can't just shoot people because they are black! I didn't know he was a white police officer... | 2017-04-08 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| yeah, I knew he was a fat police officer... You've just killed three people, and now you're trying to be funny? Wow, these forum games are a dark place to be, I can hardly see anythi- Oh wait, there's the exit. See ya! | 2017-04-08 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I've just killed three people, and now you're trying to arrest me? Wow, these forum games are a dark place to be, I can hardly see anythi- Oh wait, there's one bullet left. See ya! *shoots himself* Typical shooter. Kills innocents then kills the shooter. | 2017-04-08 12:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Typical cheater. eats theinnocent, then eats the kangaroo. My brain hurts. I thought this wasn't a documentary. | 2017-04-08 18:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| My brain hurts. I thought this was a cartoon. Welcome to the real world, Sir. Say goodbye to your cartoons! | 2017-04-08 19:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Welcome to the dream world, Sir monacle. Say goodbye to your reality! Okay then, that actually sounds rather pleasant. I like dreams. | 2017-04-08 20:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Okay then, that actually sounds rather black. I hate black people. This is 2017, you must accept other races in your country nowadays. | 2017-04-08 22:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| This is 2217, you must accept other aliens in your country nowadays. Okay, but those Kleplions need to stop with the "reverse speciesism" or they have to leave. It wasn't us post-humans that took their ancestors from their home planet and enslaved them. Just because we benefitted greatly from our homo sapien ancestors, doesn't mean we're responsible! | 2017-04-09 01:16:00 Author: comishguy67 Posts: 849 |
| Okay, but those Muslims need to stop with the "paradise tickets" or they have to leave. It wasn't us peaceful people that took their treasures from their home country. Just because we benefitted greatly from our greedy ancestors, doesn't mean we're responsible! They do not care. They just want to get into the paradise as soon as possible. Even if it means defying your own beliefs. | 2017-04-09 01:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| They do not care. They just want to get into the restaurant as soon as possible. Even if it means shoving your own relatives. Man, they must be obsessed with that place if they can't wait in line for it. | 2017-04-09 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Man, you must be obsessed with that place if you can't wait an hour for it. The place is going to blow up in an hour! If we don't get there now, all of the data about this mission will be lost, do you understand me!? We need to leave now! | 2017-04-09 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| The computer is going to blow up in this minute! If we don't get there now, all game data of all my games will be lost, do you understand me!? We need to leave now! Meh, you probably play some crappy games anyways so it doesn't matter. | 2017-04-09 12:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Meh, you probably play some Indie games anyways so it doesn't matter. Wow, you sound like you hate Indies. You're a bad guy to Indies. I hate you now! :/ | 2017-04-09 17:55:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| Wow, you sound like you hate me. You're a bad guy to me. I hate me now! :/ Wow, you're very easily influenced by other peoples opinions aren't you? | 2017-04-09 18:50:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Wow, you're very easily offended by other peoples beliefs aren't you? Not at all. I respect your opinions and your ways as long as they do not harm other people. | 2017-04-09 19:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Not at all. I dont respect your opinions and your ways as long as they do not harm other people. You're a bad person. Bad Nemo! Go to your room! | 2017-04-09 23:16:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| You're a bad clown fish. Bad Nemo! Go to your anemone! But dad, we need to find Dory's parents! | 2017-04-09 23:51:00 Author: comishguy67 Posts: 849 |
| But dad, we need to find my biological parents! I gave you shelter, food, money and love, but you still can't get over the fact that you're adopted? | 2017-04-10 00:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I gave you shelter, food, money and love, but you still can't get over the wall that I've built? I didn't choose to be born Mexican, Mr. Trump. Are you sure you have one functioning brain cell? | 2017-04-10 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I chose to be born this way, Mr. Are you sure you want one functioning power cell? Hey, it's sir monacle to you! Don't you ever forget that, okay? I need that power cell to run my city, if you don't give it to me, I will have to kill you! I don't care if you was born a man, it really doesn't matter. It's not even that relevant! | 2017-04-10 05:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, it's slave monacle to you! Don't you ever forget that, okay? I need that snickers bar to run my muscles, if you don't give it to me, I will have to kill you with my hoe! I don't care if you was born in royalty, it really doesn't matter. It's not even that important to me! You will always stay in that position, Sir monacle, if you do not respect other people and their rules. | 2017-04-10 10:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You will always stay single, Sir monacle, if you do not respect other people and their rules. Maybe he wants to be single, who are you to judge? | 2017-04-10 11:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Maybe he wants to be hated, who are you to judge? I guess someone has to be the most hated person. | 2017-04-10 12:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I guess my crush has to be the most envied person. If everyone's obsessed over the same person, you should take your chance with someone else. | 2017-04-10 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| If i'm obsessed over the same person, you should take your chances with someone else, and shove your finger up yourself. Well, I'm not entirely sure on what to say about that. If you're really obsessed with this person, I think you should calm down, nobody wants to be spied on through a window. Or maybe they do. I don't know what people like. | 2017-04-10 15:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well, I'm not entirely sure on what to say about that. If you're really obsessed with arresting me, I think you should calm down, nobody wants to get thrown through a window. Or maybe they do. I don't know what people like. Let's change the subject. This vase. It's broken. Why is it broken? | 2017-04-10 18:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Let's change the subject. This arm? It's broken. Why is L1N3R1D3R bullying me? I'm sorry TenebrisNemo, but if you're being bullied by L1N3R1D3R, then I'm afraid you deserve it. What kind of person gets bullied by L1N3R1D3R? Couldn't you just punch him in the face? That's what I'd do. | 2017-04-10 20:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm sorry TenebrisNemo, but if you're being annoyed by me, then I'm afraid you deserve it. What kind of person adheres to the rules anyway? Couldn't you just punch yourself in the face? That's what I'd do. Some of us appreciate a little order in our lives. And by the way don't punch me, I'm fragile. 8) | 2017-04-11 04:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Some of us appreciate a little bit of Monica in our lives, a little bit of Erica by our sides. And by the way don't judge me, I just LOVE MAMBO NO. 5 I mean, it was ok when it first came out, but overplayed to death. I appreciate you're probably too young to remember this. | 2017-04-11 10:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I mean, it was ok when it first came out, but then it exploded to death. I appreciate you're probably too Sir monaclish to remember this. Someday soon we will all turn into Sir monacle plushies and on that moment we will explode. | 2017-04-11 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Someday soon we will all turn into Sir monacle, and on that moment we will descend into chaos. I think I'm some way off turning into Sir Monacle. I mean, my responses to fixed posts thus far have been clear and concise, so that other forum members don't have too much of a hard time fixing them. If we all continue in that manner, then we should be able to hold back the Sir Monacle infection. I dread to think what would happen to this thread, and other forum games, if we all turned into Sir Monacle - making long winded posts in this thread, not understand rules in other threads. As you say, this place will descent into chaos, and none of us want that. | 2017-04-11 13:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I think I'm in some way catching the Sir Monacle flue. I mean, my response to fixed wooden posts thus far has been clear and calm, so that other members don't have too much of a hard time fixing wooden posts. If we all continue in that manner, then we should be able to hold back the Sir Monacle infection. I dream to what would happen to this world, and other worlds, if we all turned caught the Sir Monacle flue - making long winded jokes in this thread, not understand rules in other threads. As you say, this place will descent into chaos, and none of us want that. Sir monacle flue? Oh, why there be no such thing! In fact, the only thing I suffer from is the regular flue. However, I am feeling much better now, I can run, jump and kill birds. We all like to kill birds, don't we? Besides, I see nothing wrong with what I do to lively up the forums, reading is a good exercise for the brain, as it can help you remember things. sadly, however, your brains rotted to a mindless pulp, you cannot spend even littles time to do one thing without moving on to the next. Your attention spans have decreased lower than the average Vine video. If you cannot survive even the smallest paragraph, then I'm afraid you won't do well in essays. | 2017-04-11 18:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Three words to say: I'm out Slave monacle, why are you here? You have to serve me CRIPPELING DEPRESSION, got it? And I bought you for 10 bucks... | 2017-04-11 22:13:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| Slave driver, why are you here? You have to make me TEN TONS OF CORN, got it? And I hired you for 10 months... The fact that one of our jolly forum members is involved in the slave industry is shocking. | 2017-04-12 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The thought that any one of our jolly forum members could be involved in the mafia industry is shocking. I know... It's rather suspicious, don't you think? TenebrisNemo: The guy who has recently had plastic surgery. He may of changed his image to hide. L1N3R1D3R: The person who is obsessed with Michael Rosen. He was the first one to find out. It could be a ploy so we don't believe it's him. Mdk99: The man who is in the slave trade industry. Who's to say he doesn't have a second job? Ali_star: The diaper fetish guy. His fez indicates some form of power. That 'power' may be in the mafia. ...Me: The guy who is analysing everyone in this room. Why would I invite everyone to this room if I was the culprit? Perhaps to murder you? I am Detective doctor Sir monacle! | 2017-04-12 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I know... It's rather suspicious, don't you think? TenebrisNemo: The guy who has recently killed the president. He may of changed his image to hide. L1N3R1D3R: The person who is obsessed with math. He was the first one to find out. It could be a trap so we don't believe it's him. Mdk99: The man who is in the slave trade industry. Who's to say he doesn't have a second hand? Ali_star: The diaper fetish guy. His fez indicates every form of power. That 'power' may be in the mafia. ...Me: The guy who is analysing everyone in this room. Why would I invite everyone to this room if I was innocent? Perhaps to murder you? I am Detective doctor Manhattan! This is a complicated story line, don't you think? I don't think any of us are part of the mafia. | 2017-04-12 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| This is a compelling story line, don't you think? I don't think any one of us could be part of the mafia. Aha! That does nothing but confirm that you did not conform that evening! Officers, take him away. | 2017-04-12 14:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Aha! That does nothing but confirm that I do not conform to any social norm! Officers, take me away. It's about time you were punished for your weirdness. | 2017-04-12 16:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| It's about time you were executed for your weirdness. *Picks an axe.* Good. Very good! Now kill his plushies. | 2017-04-12 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Good. Very good! Now buy his sir monacle plushies. Wait, are you really going to buy 'em? Can I see my children!? I'll finally be able to get out of this box, and buy myself some vodka! You're a saint, ya' know that? | 2017-04-13 05:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wait, are you really going to buy 'em? Can I see my children!? I'll finally be able to get out of this box, and buy myself some chocolate! You're a devil, ya' know that? That's why you have your mafia business going on! | 2017-04-14 04:34:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172 |
| That's why they have this mafia business going on! Can I join? ...No. | 2017-04-14 05:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| ...No no. No no-no no. No no-no no. No no there's no limit Can't beat a bit of 90s dance nostalgia. :arg: | 2017-04-14 10:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Can't beat 8-bit 90s dance nostalgia. Those dance arcade machines are horrible. You have a horrible taste in fun. | 2017-04-14 10:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Those shooting arcade machines are marvelous. You have a good taste in fun. Shooting is good as long as no one gets harmed. | 2017-04-14 11:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Shooting Sir monacle is good as long as he gets harmed. Maybe next time he'll know not to mess up his username and the forum games. | 2017-04-14 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Maybe this time he'll learn not to mess up his username and terrorize the forum games. Maybe. Perhaps you should give him another beating, to make sure he learns? | 2017-04-14 15:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Maybe. Perhaps you should give him another box of white stuff, to make sure he learns? Plz no drug dealing. This is a family friendly forum. | 2017-04-14 17:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Pease, do drug dealing. This is my family we're talking 'bout. Look, I'm not going to make drugs for you. I have a family to feed too, y'know? | 2017-04-14 18:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Look, I'm not going to make hamburgers for you. I have a family to feed too, y'know? Dude, I am a customer and I want a hamburger. It's your job to make me a hamburger. | 2017-04-14 20:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Bro, I am a customer and I want drugs. It's your job to make me some drugs. Fine, whatever. The pay better be worth it, though! | 2017-04-14 20:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fine, whatever. The meal better be worth all this work, though! Of course. If you work hard and well as a slave, you get three meals a day. | 2017-04-15 00:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Of course. If you work hard and well as president, you get three bills a day. Really? I didn't know that. Now it's time to restrict immigration from Middle Eastern countries! | 2017-04-15 02:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Really? It's not like I didn't know that. Now it's time to restrict imagination from Middle Eastern countries! Yes, weapons don't actually exist! It's all in your mind. Fight the power, L1N3R1D3R! | 2017-04-15 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yes, I don't actually exist! I'm all in your mind. Fight the demons, L1N3R1D3R! Wait.... if you only exist in Linerider's head, how can I see you?   | 2017-04-15 09:18:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Wait.... if you only spell it as L1N3R1D3R, how can I see you? Just because you misspelled his name, that does not mean you cannot see those who spelled L1N3R1D3R correctly. | 2017-04-15 09:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Just because you misspelled his existence, that does not mean you cannot see those who misspelled the world incorrectly. It's too much! *dies* | 2017-04-15 14:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's not enough! *dies* I brought you a whole store of food. Now you want more!? | 2017-04-15 14:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I brought you a whole package of sugar. Now you want less!? No one is able to eat that much sugar in one meal! Have some mercy. | 2017-04-15 14:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I for one am able to eat much more food in one meal! Have some respect. Sorry, but that's all the food in my fridge. | 2017-04-15 14:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sorry, but that's all the plushies in my truck. I didn't ask for plushies! Who the heck needs that many plushies anyways? Give them to charity or something! | 2017-04-15 22:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I didn't ask for Obamacare! Who the heck needs that stupid plan anyways? Give them to sick people or something! I don't think you understand health care, but this is more than a doctor's visit. | 2017-04-16 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't think you understand loans, but this one is more than a doctor's wage! Well, I need the money, and I don't think anyone could turn down free money! So I decided to take out a huge loan. | 2017-04-16 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well, I need you, and I don't think anyone could turn down free lovin'! So I decided to take out everyone else who loves you, so I can have you for myself. You can't force someone to love you back, Sir Monacle. No matter how many innocent people you murder... | 2017-04-16 10:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| You can definitely force someone to love you back, Sir Monacle. No matter how many innocent lives you've murdered... Okay then. Thank you for justifying my actions against humanity, Ali_star! I'll pay ya' back.  | 2017-04-16 11:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Okay then. Thank you for playing cards against humanity, Ali_star! I'll pay ya' back. I've always known about the sexual jokes in the game, but I never expected anything outside the game... | 2017-04-17 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I've always known about my sexual actions in that nursery, but I never expected anything to happen outside the nursery... L1N3R1D3R, that's the most worrying thing you've ever said. We're in a park, and yet here you are openly stating your crimes. ░░░░░▄▄░░░░░░▄▄▄▄░░░░░ ░░░▐▀▀▄█▀▀▀▀▀▒▄▒▀▌░░░░ ░░░▐▒█▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀█░░░░░ ░░░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▌░░░░ ░ ░░░▌▒██▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▐░░░░ ░ ░░░▌▒▒▄▒██▒▄▄▒▒▒▐░░░░ ░ ░░▐▒▒▒▀▄█▀█▄▀▒▒▒▒█▄░░ ░ ░░▀█▄▒▒▐▐▄▌▌▒▒▄▐▄▐░░░ ░ ░▄▀▒▒▄▒▒▀▀▀▒▒▒▒▀▒▀▄░░ ░ ░█▒▀█▀▌▒▒▒▒▒▄▄▄▐▒▒▐░░ ░ ░░▀▄▄▌▌▒▒▒▒▐▒▒▒▀▒▒▐░░ ░ ░░░░░░▐▌▒▒▒▒▀▄▄▄▄▄▀░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▐▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▐░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▌▒▒▒▒▄▄▒▒▒▐░░░ | 2017-04-17 20:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Apologies, that's the most worrying modifaction I've ever made. We're on a family friendly forum, and yet here I am openly joking about such things. Well it's good you apologised, but yes, I agree we should refrain from making these types of jokes. | 2017-04-18 10:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well it's good that you never apologised, but yes, I agree that we should refrain from apologising for doing these types of crimes. You too, Ali_star? These forum games are filled with perverts! Get out of this family friendly place immediately and do your bidding elsewhere, you menace. | 2017-04-18 11:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You too, Ali_star? These forum games are filled with normal people! Get out of this normal place immediately and do your bidding elsewhere, you normal person. I must've entered some weird parallel universe or something, I blame Morty.... | 2017-04-18 15:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I must've been in some weird parallel timeline or something, I blame Mharti.... Wow, that's nerdy. You're a nerd! Read a book about stuff, you nerd. | 2017-04-18 17:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wow, that's intelligent. You're smart! Read a comic book about stuff, you smarty. Why can't you find a bug outside and play with it instead of attacking smart people? 8) | 2017-04-19 01:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why must you always find a dog outside and play with it, instead of playing with smart people? (Like me) 8) Hey, dogs are intelligent too! Besides, I've got to lure them into a false sense of security, right? | 2017-04-19 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, termites are idiots too! Besides, I've got to lure them into a false sense of royalty, right? King termite disagrees with you, Sir monamite. You will be lynched tomorrow. | 2017-04-19 08:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| King marrmite agrees with you, Sir monacle. You will be king tomorrow. Not bad, I guess he liked my plans of conquering the squirrels. So, starting tomorrow I get full control of the marmite nation! | 2017-04-19 09:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Not good, I guess he hated my plans of conquering the maggots. So, starting tomorrow I get full punishment of the marmite god! You have hit the rock's bottom, Sir monalisa. At least we will remember you. | 2017-04-19 11:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You have hit the painter's brush, Sir monalisa. Now we will always remember you. So Sir monacle is the women behind the Mona Lisa? My conspiracy was wrong! | 2017-04-19 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So Sir monacle is strangest person on the internet? My private investigator was right! Surely the title of "strangest person on the internet" is subjective, and not something that one would hire an investigator to..... well... investigate? Not that he's wrong of course, just saying. | 2017-04-19 14:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Surely the title of "best person on the internet" is great, and not something that someone would mock. Well... What do you think? Not that he is the best of course, I was just saying. Yeah, I guess that'll do. It's going to take forever for my slaves to carve that into my statue, though. Well, from this day forth I shall be known as "Doctor detective sir monacle, the best person on the internet", okay? | 2017-04-19 18:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, I guess that'll do. It's going to take forever for my muscles to carve that into my gravestone, though. Well, from this day forth I shall be known as "Mad Doctor evil sir monacle, the worstest person on the internet", okay? Don't say that. Go play videogames. Do not waste your fingers on typing mysterious stuff on the internet. | 2017-04-19 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Never say that. Go play hoops. Do not waste your time reading mysterious books in the library. Okay then, whatever you say. Though I would much prefer to play ball-in-a-cup than hoops. | 2017-04-19 20:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Okay then, whatever you say. Though I would much prefer to play Clash of Clans than some dumb The Last of Us, LittleBigPlanet, Super Meat Boy, Skyrim, Age of Empires, Dark Souls etc.. You heathen! Burn him! Shoot him! Cut out his tongue!  | 2017-04-20 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You casual! Roast him! Shoot him! Get here, noob! Wow, people actually enjoy this? We have a kid eating his mic, some guy spouting out sex jokes, and some kid who apparently slept with everyone's mother. | 2017-04-20 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wow, people actually hate this? We have a monacle eating his mic who's also spouting out sex jokes and apparently slept with everyone's mother. Everyday, we stray further away from sanity. | 2017-04-20 13:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Everyone, we're straying further away from our goal. Oh, look, it's TenebrisNemo! The guy who has an avatar with a wig, saying that we're the ones who aren't helping. Well, I'm so SooOOOOOoorry! | 2017-04-20 18:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, look, it's TenebrisNemo! The guy who is tired of Sir monacle, saying that I'm the one who isn't helping. Well, I'm so uuuuuuuuuunique! Come on, Sir. Don't make this hard for everyone. | 2017-04-20 21:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Come on, Sir. Make this very hard for everyone. Fixed. | 2017-04-21 05:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Mixed. Good, now pour the mixture into the cake tin, place on the middle shelf in the oven, and cook for 45mins at 180 deg. celsius. | 2017-04-21 10:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Good, now pour the slime into the opened head, place on the middle brain in the skull, and cook for 45mins at 100 deg. celsius. Then you have your home made zombie. Urrrgh, noooooo. Zombies are unoriginal. | 2017-04-21 12:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Urrrgh, yes. Zombies are original. Fixed | 2017-04-21 13:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Suffixed Everying wordest inish thised sentenceesque hasless aness differently suffixation. | 2017-04-21 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Everying wordest inish thised sentenceesque hasless aness not-so differently suffixation. Fixed. | 2017-04-21 14:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I wonder how I can either follow the rules or have fun today... Seriously, are you actually tired of playing these games or just joking about it? | 2017-04-22 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Seriously, you are actually tired of playing these games and is just joking about it? Fixed. Probably a mix of both. | 2017-04-22 05:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fined. Probably a mix of both flavors. Wait, why am I paying you money? And what two flavors are you mixing? | 2017-04-24 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wait, why do I owe you money? And what two drugs are you selling? You owe me a lot of money for many things. Soon I'm going to need some organs if you don't start paying. | 2017-04-24 05:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You owe me a lot of money for manly things. Soon I'm going to need some organs if you don't start paying. Dare I ask what these "manly things" entail? | 2017-04-24 09:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Dare I ask what this "manly workout" contains? Let's get down to business to defeat the monacle! Did they send me glasses when I asked for a monocle? You're the sackiest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. Mister, I'll make a man out of you! | 2017-04-24 13:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns! Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. Mister, I'll make a man out of you! Dang it, Nemo, I know Mulan is a good movie, but you don't have to sing the songs from it all day... | 2017-04-25 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Dang it, Nemo, I know the latest Adam Sandler flick is a good movie, but you don't have to keep telling me how good it is, because I'm his biggest fan. Both of you need to get your head checked. | 2017-04-25 15:41:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Neither of you need to check your food. Ali_star, what have done to the food? I'm not eating a single crumb until you tell me what's in the pie. | 2017-04-25 20:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Ali_star, what have done to my mojo? I'm not eating a single crumb until you tell me what you've done to my mojo. Nobody has touched your mojo, you silly billy. | 2017-04-26 01:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nobody has touched your dojo, you silly sensei. But I sense a disturbance in the very essence that composes this edifice. | 2017-04-26 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But I sense a disturbance in the very force that troubles me. I don't know, old man. Maybe this force stuff is made up and you simply need a nap. | 2017-04-26 08:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't know, old man. Maybe this religion stuff is made up and you simply need science. That's what I feel like telling people sometimes, but they'll just get angry and "prove" religion with religious texts. | 2017-04-27 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That's why I feel like murdering people sometimes, but then I'll just calm myself and read religious texts. And then feel like murdering people because they don't conform to your religion's views? Seems like a vicious cycle to me. | 2017-04-27 14:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| And then feel me murdering you because you don't conform to my government's views? Seems like a great plan to me. That's not a good plan. I didn't get a say in this at all. First you plant drugs in my house, and now you're planning to kill me. You're not a very good friend, you know that? | 2017-04-27 18:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That's pretty good plan. I didn't get a say in this, but I don't mind. First you plant drugs in my house, and now you're planning to use them without me. You're not a very bestest friend, you know that? Alright, the police is here and we are taking you two into a better place. | 2017-04-28 11:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fine, the police is awesome and we like taking your two sisters into a horrible place. You finally confess. | 2017-04-28 13:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You finally undertand me. Mate, nobody understands you. You're an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a warm blanket. | 2017-04-28 15:06:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Mate, nobody undertans you. You're an orange wrapped in the sun wrapped in a warm fire. Thank you for noticing. | 2017-04-28 15:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Dang you for not loving me. What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. | 2017-04-28 15:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why the love? Baby, please hurt me. Please hurt me. More. Yeah, you seem busy. I'll check back later... | 2017-04-28 16:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, you seem crazy. I'll bring you to the hospital later... Just because my name is aggravating to type out doesn't mean I should be arrested! | 2017-04-28 16:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| My name is aggravating to type, I should be arrested! People have certainly been arrested for lesser crimes. | 2017-04-28 16:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| People will certainly be arrested for the same crimes. That doesn't make what you did right, Ali_star! | 2017-04-28 17:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That does make what I did right, judge! You killed 143 children but just because they said your are hideous justifies your action? Meet my friend, electric chair. | 2017-04-28 23:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You killed 143 children, 183 adults and 30 dogs, but just because of our country, you are hideously justified. Meet my friend, three months in an insane asylum. Wow. You've got to love this country! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs | 2017-04-29 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wow. You've got to love this forum! Meh, it's ok I guess. Shame it's full of weirdos. | 2017-04-29 10:53:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| yeah, it was ok I guess. Shame it was full of screaming children. Yes, people do not respect the art of playgrounds anymore. | 2017-04-29 15:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yes, people do not respect the art of school shootings anymore. You are the problem of this world. | 2017-04-29 16:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You are the problem child of this family. No need to shame him that much just because he spilled a cup of water! | 2017-04-30 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We need to shame them that much more because he spilled my cup of wine! L1N3R1D3R, you're a terrible, drunk parent and I think it's time for you to sleep. They didn't even spill your wine! You did while trying to pick it up. | 2017-04-30 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| L1N3R1D3R, you're an awesome, drunk YTP:er and I think it's time for you to create another masterpiece. They didn't even give you some wine! You should show them who is the poop king! I wouldn't glorify someone who has taken many lives of innocent watchers. | 2017-04-30 11:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I wouldn't glorify Hitler who has taken many lives of innocent Jews. Not to mention millions more people who weren't of the "pure Aryan race", including homosexuals. | 2017-04-30 20:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Not to mention millions more people who are stupider than me, including homosexuals. Oh my god, L1N3R1D3R, you can't judge everyone by one single person! | 2017-04-30 21:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh my, the almighty god L1N3R1D3R, you can judge everyone by one single adjective! I'm not entirely sure what you mean. All college students believe everyone else is stupid compared to them. | 2017-05-01 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm not entirely sure what you mean. All rich people believe everyone else is stupid compared to them. Apparently Donald Trump believes no one does anything better than him, so you're kinda right. | 2017-05-01 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Apparently Scrooge McDuck believes no one does anything better than him, so you're kinda right. He has lived for so long and he still protects his money furiously. | 2017-05-01 22:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| He has lived for so long and he still has the mind of a child. You can't blame Trump entirely for that, his voter base is all the same. 8) | 2017-05-02 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You can blame me entirely for that, his cake base is all eaten. 8) Pittance. I was really looking forward to that cake... | 2017-05-02 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Dang it. I wash really lookingh forward to dat beer fest... Sir, you need to stop drinking so much and rethink your life. | 2017-05-02 13:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Sir, you need to stop logging into this forum so much and rethink your life. That could apply to most of us, to be fair. | 2017-05-02 14:35:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
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