Archive: 1428 posts

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They are the creators of many clever series of video games, including Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. Bob Saget?

2017-06-09 01:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He appears to be an American stand-up comedian and an actor. He also wears glasses. Awkward answers?

2017-06-09 21:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They are produced when the question given does not provide enough information for the answerer to understand. Arby's?

2017-06-10 03:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have never seen such restaurants. Apparently they also have meat. Is that what makes it unique? Nah, I should visit one if I had a chance. American Diner?

2017-06-10 13:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Those places have some of the most delicious, homey food for breakfast and other meals. Kellyanne Conway?

2017-06-10 20:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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She is the counselor of the President of the United States, Donald Trump. Trumpets?

2017-06-11 00:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They are one of the primary brass instruments that define the sound of various music types like jazz. Ya like jazz?

2017-06-11 04:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I went to a jazz concert once. It's all about noodling and making interesting sounds for hours. It's okay but I would rather listen to some other music. Roaring halberd?

2017-06-11 14:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The Halberd is Meta Knight's airship in the Kirby series. I wouldn't describe its sound as "roaring", though. Bayonetta?

2017-06-11 19:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's a hack and slash action game from the creators of Metal Gear Rising and Nier: Automata. Gwyn?

2017-06-13 07:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'd like it if you would stop talking about Dark Souls, as I've already said multiple times that I don't get the reference. Yoshi?

2017-06-13 17:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'd like it if you would stop talking about aliens, as I've already shouted to you multiple times at 3 o'clock that I don't believe in them. Wait, you aren't my neighbor?

2017-06-17 01:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know why you thought I was your neighbor in the first place. We live on opposite sides of the city. Pineapple?

2017-06-17 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That horrible fruit has found its place on many pizzas. It spreads like an infestation and more people are infected by it everyday. Overwatch?

2017-06-17 18:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I also have no clue why he put duct tape over his watch. What would the point of that be? Undertale?

2017-06-18 03:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, or "Dwarf Legends" to be more specific. All those adventures happen underground. Hipster?

2017-06-19 12:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I believe the term you're looking for is "dance". Unless you're stirring an evil concoction made out of hips. ImHip?

2017-06-21 17:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You also have legs, a head, eyes, arms and many other body parts which completes you. Every flavour beans?

2017-07-03 18:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, we're playing a challenge game with them. I'm not getting rid of them just because you don't like them. Stephen Colbert?

2017-07-03 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, his name is Stephen but he is a Colbat. I liked him more when he was a Zubat, tho. Aqua splash?

2017-07-08 19:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't fully get the reference, but if it's anything like Splash from Pokemon, don't use it. Kitties?

2017-07-09 02:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know what happened to them. Also, Liu Bong seems to be full and doesn't want to eat with us. Y U ARREST MEH?

2017-07-09 16:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because you were driving under the influence of alcohol, speeding, and texting while driving. Now put your hands behind your back. Kim Kardashian?

2017-07-10 19:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Apparently she is the wife of Kanye West and she became famous because of some inappropriate tape. The world is strange?

2017-07-11 11:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It certainly has become a lot more strange within the last year due to the election of Donald Trump. Experience, loot & party?

2017-07-11 21:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No one moves on life without experiencing different situations. So loot the stuff you can and party while you can. Hey, I can change this?

2017-07-12 15:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed, that's why you paid an extra dollar that you didn't need to pay. Brawl > Smash 4?

2017-07-13 18:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, mate. Fighting is not good during these peaceful times. Here, take care of this flower instead. Mah boii?

2017-07-15 22:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Thanks for trying to advise me about my upcoming journey, father, but I think I can handle this by myself. The almighty blue shell?

2017-07-16 03:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The infamous weapon which has butchered many friendships and it will butcher many more. An alternate universe?

2017-07-16 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's where I used to live, but I have since moved from that location. Drew Carey?

2017-07-16 20:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, if a vampire lord would conquer america, who would become the vampire lord? Jason? Jasooooon!?

2017-07-17 21:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know where he is, but you have to stop confusing this with "If this is the answer, what is the question?". Strawberry malts?

2017-07-17 23:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I bet it's like a smoothie. If not, then I should taste one malt someday, sometime. Darkdiver Grandahl?

2017-07-18 00:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am Darkdiver Grandahl, seeker of Dark, giver of Dark. If you seek true Dark, I will grant it to you. As much as you desire. Evil Apples?

2017-07-18 02:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, sir. If you ever feel bored, then just remember the one simple thing: spaghetti is hard until it gets wet. Mom, dad, what're you doing?

2017-07-19 08:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We are having an argument over the responsibilities in the house, but don't think it will escalate any more. Ew, what the hell is that?

2017-07-19 20:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, L1N3R1D3R, I've decided to post here more. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong, right?

2017-07-26 18:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I guess you didn't notice that your previous math class was pre-ALGEBRA, not pre-CALCULUS. CHRISFARLEY

2017-07-28 00:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, that's not a question. Does this qualify as a "dumb" question?

2017-07-28 08:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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It probably would have qualified had you used the word "count" instead of "qualify". Pls sub 2 me?

2017-07-28 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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yes, me sub 3 you. <3 My head hurts?

2017-07-29 05:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You've been in a coma for two months and for the whole time you've been lying on stone floor. I couldn't find a bed anywhere. I'm sorry. Sue me!?

2017-07-29 14:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My head still hurts. REKT rolf copter l33t mlg pop fresh lockin' funky mothers and dunk dank get dunked just theory help me?

2017-07-30 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No, man, you don't have money and you still owe me some. I will not sell you these drugs. Now, get a grip and deal with it. Ohhh what the heck man!?

2017-07-30 19:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Look, I said I was sorry for spilling your cup all over you, now will you please let me go!? Rofl eks dee, oh whatever I don't care anymore?

2017-07-31 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I do not care what you're doing with your life either. Just leave me out of it and be happy. Ah, it's burning!?

2017-07-31 15:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, I warned you that the coffee would be hot because I just brewed it, but you didn't listen. http://pa1.narvii.com/6271/17060d4ca07c9ad1901b073ae2f5db43c4d084cd_hq.gif

2017-07-31 17:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, I think your pet starfish is sick. Maybe it should be in an aquarium. https://media.giphy.com/media/hdN8FFzN0UEoM/giphy.gif

2017-08-01 20:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's not a question, but judging by the looks, I think I shall leave you alone for the time being. https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/icarly/images/8/8f/HUH.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120830163627

2017-08-02 17:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's right, the enemies have been following you. Now take this sword which is also a gun and use the R1 button to attack them. http://www.fox.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_gallery_watermark/public/3133-Gordon-What-is-going-on.gif?itok=joOWov87

2017-08-04 19:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No... No, no, no, no, no..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, why L1N3R1D3R, why!? EKS DEE ROLF COPTER LOOK AT DEESE FUNNY PIX XDDDDDD deez nuts http://media.giphy.com/media/F7YrMoHtlt4L6/giphy.gif http://media.giphy.com/media/eASiTYGy0FpM4/giphy.gif https://media.tenor.co/images/3afb0768aa0d973d6f908d2630c578f3/raw AM I HIP AND TRENDY WITH THE KIDS NOW!? HUH!?

2017-08-04 20:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I can't even begin to process the monstrous post you just made... OVERREACTING?!?!?!?!?1??!one?!?!?

2017-08-05 03:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, spilling milk is very serious! Now it's going to stain the carpet... REACTION CHANNELS!!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!two!?!?!?!?!?!?!?/!??!?!/1/1/1/?!?!?!/1/1/?!?!?!?!?!?!?

2017-08-05 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sadly they are the latest trend on YouTube. I so wish people were more creative with their content... Uno?

2017-08-05 21:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, this is a new card game, named "два". Why?

2017-08-06 05:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because we've set up all these forum games to have different rules for a reason, so you should follow them. Plums?

2017-08-06 18:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Apricots. Why?

2017-08-07 15:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You don't know enough about the universe for me to give you a satisfactory explanation, I'm afraid. Who the hell is that?

2017-08-07 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hi, my name is sir monacle - I live on mars. Let's be friends. Why?

2017-08-08 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I've already told you several times, we haven't gotten to that lesson yet, and these lessons are crucial! Crash Bandicoot?

2017-08-08 18:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It was another failure! Bring in the female Bandicoot! http://www.undergroundgamingentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/escape_3584538363.gif Troll?

2017-08-15 10:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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IN THE DUNGEON! ...Thought you ought to know. *faints* Harry Pooter?

2017-08-15 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, I've already told you. I'm reading 'harry plopper and the big turd'. Immature? I mean, why?

2017-08-17 05:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because I am still quite a young child. Give me some time and I will certainly mature to your satisfaction. Sonic Mania?

2017-08-17 17:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No. Why?

2017-08-18 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*leaves in frustration* Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like French toast?

2017-08-18 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnuO1dAI9bw Actually, forget that version! I have more offensive one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergxf2I_ilM Do you like homemade, burnt, slightly on fire cupcakes? Wait - I can't put real questions here, can I? *Ahem (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lmYxLBJfoU)* From the top! Why?

2017-08-19 06:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because it's rude to steal other people's things, especially while trying to imitate them. How is that even possible?

2017-08-19 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's magic L1N3R1D3R, magic! I found a way to be at two, maybe five hundred places at once! You believe, don't ya!? We gotta stop the clones! CLOOOOONES!?

2017-08-20 05:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, apparently Trump thinks there are so many CEOs who will support him, so he must be cloning people. Steve Bannon?

2017-08-21 17:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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World of Warcraft. What's wrong with my new head...?

2017-08-22 06:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I haven't the slightest idea. You were the one who formed that monstrosity, you should know. Boneless pizza?

2017-08-22 17:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's not a thing that exists. Two-word questions?

2017-08-22 20:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Apparently they're all the rage these days. You tried to capitalize on that trend, but failed. What is this...thing?

2017-08-24 04:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's called "soap". You should try it some time! Aw, it's digging its talons into your arm! Aww, now it's trying to swallow your eye... Look at it dig its beak into your stomach! Isn't that just cute?

2017-08-24 11:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I find it highly inconsiderate that you jest at my pain. Despacito?

2017-08-24 18:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"Daddy Yankee" is a dumb name. Let me tell you the story of a wonderful theatre, where actors of all kinds could practice their talents in simple speech games... Every actor enjoyed being there, shouting and squawking off to one another, as if this good time would never end. As time went on, the thought of this moment being ruined was something that never came. The people of the theatre played and played, sang and sang, danced and danced their troubles away. Until, one by one, actors left the theatre. It came slowly at first, and the theatre's most proud member could only barely notice it. When the time came to there only being a few actors left, another actor arrived. This actor wore a monocle and had the cold, dead expression matching that of a corpse. He continued to keep the games alive, by singing and dancing and doing other general wackiness. The theatre's most proud member didn't like the new arrival, but had no choice to put up with his antics. There was only three actors left. It came to the time where the theatre's most proud member's friend had to leave. This left only the two actors to squawk and shout in the now empty, run down theatre. The no-longer-new member realised that there was a decision that had to be made. To leave the theatre and its proudest member to shroud in darkness until someone else arrives, or to continue playing the childish games, and never feel the soft touch of sunlight again. What do you think the no-longer-new member chose?

2017-08-25 06:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would have listened to your entire story had you posted it in the "Smart question" game instead. Kitty cats?

2017-08-25 17:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L33TR0D3R, ur keston 2 smrt 4 me. Do you like pie?

2017-08-25 20:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I do quite enjoy the flavor of many different pies, including pecan, banana cream, and french silk. 4+2=????

2017-08-25 23:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Landrover, stahp did u 2 smrt 4 me This could be classified as entertaining now, couldn't it?

2017-08-26 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would think this has been entertaining for you at least since the time you started playing. I'm the chosen one!?

2017-08-30 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, he is - The guy right next to you. They ran out!?

2017-08-31 18:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yeah, there was many invalid patients in this hospital who needed those pills. Getting more of them isn't helping the situation either. Why?

2017-08-31 22:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because he was posting them in the wrong forum game. Good to know you're playing correctly! You LIED to me?!?!?!?!?!

2017-09-01 01:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry L1N3R1D3R - It wasn't your dog's fault your house spontaneously combusted into a pile of flames.... It was my fault, ME! If only one knew how to speak dumb, I doubt any of us would be in this mess. What are your thoughts on this situation?

2017-09-01 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I believe that speaking in a dumb fashion is rather easy, and you should try doing it to follow the rules. Whooooooo are you? Who who, who who?

2017-09-03 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hi, I'm sir monacle. I live on mars, and I like III IX XVIII III XII V XIX. What can be classified as a "dumb question"? Isn't that completely and entirely up to someone's personal opinion?

2017-09-03 20:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Generally a "dumb" question is that which has very little intellect behind it. Your questions are not dumb, since you are considering the opinions of others and not just assuming things. Ice cream?

2017-09-03 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, this ice cream belongs to me! I assume this qualifies as a "dumb" question, then?

2017-09-04 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Try using more simple vocabulary next time. That helps to give off the impression that your question is dumb. 2 edgy 4 u???

2017-09-04 17:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't get it. So, as I've been informed: using simple vocabulary whilst having the question based around an accusation will, in turn, make the question "dumb"?

2017-09-06 06:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I will not speak to an uneducated fool like you any more. I did it?

2018-04-17 02:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, you did make the night of the living dead forum games happen. I am disappointed, but I still tolerate you. Mr. Sandman?

2018-04-17 12:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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For the last time, just because I am a lifeguard at a beach doesn't mean I am Mr. Sandman! Meow?

2018-05-20 21:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, we will not hire you to the freak show in the name of "genetically engineered cat boy." http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/299/OriginMacro.png

2018-05-21 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That is false. However, that is one of the better meme templates in my opinion because it allows for lots of creativity. Nazis?

2018-06-02 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just because I defend the right of all humans, including white males, does not make me a nazi. Gargoyles?

2018-06-02 17:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Astute observation, Nemo! You have noticed a feature on this mansion for which few others care. Who farted?

2018-06-04 03:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well if you're home alone and I'm calling you from across the ocean, there is only one suspect. Anime?

2018-06-04 13:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you use the code "L1N3" at Crunchyroll, you can get your first 30 days of anime for free! Doggo?

2018-06-05 23:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's my German shepherd. Heck, she is the goodest girl in this neighborhood! Girls?

2018-06-06 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't believe the grade-school myth that girls have cooties. They are safe and actually quite nice. Am I dead?

2018-06-09 17:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are able to think and to use your tongue to ask that question out loud, so no, you are not dead yet, my friend. Sony 4?

2018-06-13 23:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is this a new variation of the "Despacito 2" meme? If so, then please get that horrible nonsense out of my sight. Whoooooo are you? Who who, who who?

2018-06-14 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I am a stranger, so I might be danger, but do not judge a book by its cover. Don't talk to strangers?

2018-06-15 21:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That is generally solid advice to heed. However, if they are doing public services for you, then it's fine. Wanna go out with me?

2018-06-19 02:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's midnight and I would be pretty far away from home if I go with you. So no thanks. Toxic?

2018-06-19 23:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You heard that right! Don't touch the waste generated from this plant or you will get extremely ill. Fox News?

2018-06-24 05:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The foxes do not provide news to their people, for they do not have televisions, radios, nor any other tool of communication to each other. This looks like a job for me?

2018-06-26 22:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The fact that you are a rapper does not entitle you to take on any job that you face. Uno?

2018-07-03 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You have two cards in your hand left. You're supposed to say it when you only have one. Mr. Lebowski?

2018-07-15 19:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My last name is WAZowski. I know it's hard to remember when you're talking to a green monster with one big eye-body, but please try. Where were you???

2018-07-18 03:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I was in my room, mom. I can't hear you if you're calling my name from the other side of the house. Mah boii?

2018-07-21 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Please don't remind me about the Zelda CDI games. They can disappear for all I care. Where's the cash?

2018-07-21 18:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Mister, the cash register was emptied this morning, so you won't find any money in my humble shop. Nioh?

2018-08-24 12:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know what noise you just made, but it sounds like you're in desperate need of something. WhaddoIdo?

2018-09-13 05:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't speak when you have food in your mouth, Bob. I didn't catch what you were saying. C-c-cactus juice!?

2018-09-13 22:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know it sounds strange, but this substance actually greatly helps those who are undergoing oral surgery. *in Peach's voice* Oh, did I win?

2018-09-19 15:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After when you launched that blue shell to your best friend's butt and made them fall out from the road, yes, you won the race and lost a friend. Loss?

2018-09-19 16:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you keep running away and not attacking, then yes, you're going to lose. Whomst'd've is this?

2018-09-29 15:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Gary, you haven't done anything productive with your life since you got dropped out from school one and a half year ago. It's time to stop looking at memes and rethink your life. ReThInK lIfE!?

2018-09-29 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Maybe you should have thought about the other outcomes before choosing the dirt cheap college over the good college. *music* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

2018-09-30 16:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Shut up, it's 4 A.M! I have to call the police if you do not shut the hell up! Ah, ah, ah, ah, still alive, still alive?

2018-09-30 18:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It sounds like you're combining Bee Gees with Portal. In that case, I fully support your efforts. Dolan Trampf?

2018-10-05 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It was very funny when Donald Trump was made into a meme many years ago. It was... What's an internet?

2018-10-08 15:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The internet is a place full of many positive, life-changing things...and some downright horrible things, too. Bad luck?!?

2018-10-09 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When we feel that unexplained, negative events happen to us constantly, we may blame luck. Bugs!?

2018-10-10 01:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know you wanted as bug-free of a house as possible, but not only is that impossible, it's actually healthy for a house to have some number of certain bugs. MARIO, WHY?

2018-10-22 05:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Mamma mia! Luigi, you know-a how easily I eat-a macaroni! I could not restrain-a myself! What project?

2018-10-23 14:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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At the end of class on Tuesday, I assigned a project due today. Procrastination isn't an excuse. Does Jesus love me?!?!? DD

2018-10-31 06:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Jesus loves all human beings equally, for he died for all of us without regrets. Obi-Wan?

2018-11-01 14:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Heed my words, Anakin. If you want to avoid the path that your father took, resist all urges for negative emotions. Ho-o-ow long has this been go-in' on?

2018-11-02 15:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ever since some drunk person wrote that silly book over 2000 years ago. Yep, it's a long time. Weaker man?

2018-11-05 18:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, I said weaker man. Just because he's challenging Trump doesn't mean he's automatically right. Where's Waldo?

2018-11-06 05:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You can find Waldo if you focus on to each picture, and search for his clothing that will stand out if you look hard enough. Aahh... this?

2018-11-07 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, those are scissors. I asked for scalpels. Are you sure you're qualified to be a surgeon's assistant? Call me maybe?

2018-11-07 04:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I would, if I would get your number. And please let me talk to you and don't stop it with your singing! What skills?

2018-11-07 23:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We need you to have skills with directing if you want to direct this movie. I thought that would have been obvious. Why you up so late?

2018-11-09 15:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I got the urge to create chocolate pudding at 4 A.M. Why? Because I've lost control of my life. What life?

2018-11-09 21:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The life right here! Don't you see all the cellular structures that are in this structure? Whodunnit?

2018-11-14 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It was your brother, Jamal. There is no use faking your confusion; the cameras saw you helping him steal the cash register. Oooaarh!?

2018-11-17 22:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTw9-vFT-iM Videos?

2018-11-19 05:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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you take videos when your device takes a huge amount of pictures in a row, and records the sound at the meantime. Thus, you can witness the recorded scene once again from the screen of the device from which you play it. Uruguay?

2018-11-19 08:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Now I know you were trying to insult me, but you actually just named a South American country. Where's the money?

2018-11-19 16:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I do not know which money you refer to; I have not taken anything from you nor do I even know you. And please do not take away the money I've earned by doing honest work! This was your pizza?

2018-11-20 00:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course it was, I just brought it in! I walked out of the room for a second to get a plate, and you stole it! Doland Trumpf?

2018-11-20 05:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yesh, he ish da preicidient ouf teh ounaited staites. Sourri eif mai enklish ain't gouud. Ai ?m froum aounouther countrey, aen Aiv haev biin learnien iit four ounley a feiw wiiks. ?qu??

2018-11-21 21:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, K is a letter of the English alphabet. Amusing for Spanish learners, isn't it? Am I Fred?

2018-11-27 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have no idea what your real name is, but here, you're L1N3R1D3R, nothing more, nothing less. Dead ****** storage!?

2018-11-27 17:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We don't use that word in 2018, TenebrisNemo. And that's not an appropriate name for an African American cemetery. Do u luv me senpai? :3

2018-11-28 06:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I swear to god, Jim, if you do not start to speak normally, I will beat you up with this stick right here! What is it, nerd?

2018-11-28 15:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I just want to make sure you have your facts straight before you make a fool of yourself in front of everyone. What is "scissoring"?

2018-11-30 06:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think it means that you cut something with scissors, a very common thing when you're doing paper craft. Blasphemy!?

2018-11-30 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you believe in a character from a millenia-old fictional story, that's your fault for being so gullible. https://i.redd.it/vw6evpbwoxq01.jpg

2018-12-04 05:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, Bethesda is accused of false advertising for selling Fallout bags that do not match the promised quality. Meta?

2018-12-04 10:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know, his name is ironic given how much he dominated the Brawl meta game. Two days?

2018-12-05 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's 48 hours, and it feels that time flies away quickly during weekends when people are having a good time. Tired?

2018-12-06 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course I'm ****ing tired, I just ran an entire marathon in my pajamas because I slept in late! Can I play pleeeeeeease?

2018-12-07 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You must do your chores before you start to have fun. Work is important! Hot springs?

2018-12-07 14:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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A miraculous natural phenomenon, I know. Seismic actions really are special, aren't they? Can I sleep five more minutes, mom?

2018-12-08 06:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, son, you must get up now, eat your breakfast, prepare for school, then go to the bus. It is important to go to sleep early, so you can be fully awake during school lessons! Casuals?

2018-12-11 00:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It might be an overgeneralization, but their anti-competitive rulesets are making Smash Ultimate online very annoying because you can't enforce any ruleset. But liberalism is a disease, right?

2018-12-12 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Being ignorant and not honoring other human being's opinions or lives is the true disease of mankind. Was that too dark?

2018-12-12 23:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course it wasn't. We're playing Cards Against Humanity, this is the game of dark jokes! Haha boat?

2018-12-13 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That rich cat should buy a boat already, it has done nothing else except living in its quiet, isolated house in the woods for a few years now. Wahh!?

2018-12-13 15:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I apologize that your brother in crime is still not in Smash, but at least you're good in this game! Inkling broken?

2018-12-18 06:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I do not have any idea how it's broken. Perhaps you should ask someone who has played against it and also played as Inkling. Tribute?

2018-12-19 23:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm your son, Abram, please do not sacrifice me to this "God" that apparently exists. Who let the frog out?

2018-12-21 02:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I accidentally sold the frog door when I was supposed to sell the hanging old painting next to it. Man, the Sims have it hard! How did it get burned!? HOW'D IT GET BURN'D!?

2018-12-23 23:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You must not be aware of how carefully you need to tend to seafood for it to cook properly. The new Bernie?

2019-01-04 17:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, since Bernie 1 was quite successful, we'd like to present Bernie 2 with improved qualities to America. Zombie dance?

2019-01-05 23:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I imagine that wouldn't be terribly interesting, under the assumption that you just have your arms out and your head back and scream "BRAINS!" everywhere. https://d30g5rxy3ee0r1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/8368732_by_Dominic85334_Screenshot-2018-02-20-at-9.11.45-AM-489x450.png

2019-01-08 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Please keep that normie meme out of here. It was forced, which made it bad. What song is this?

2019-01-09 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The song is "Here" by Alessia Cara, a song about a woman's antisocial tendencies at a party Do you even lift, bro?

2019-01-11 06:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Gee, bro, not everyone has time to go to the gym, especially when they need to work hard for their home. Demons?

2019-01-13 00:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm sure these are all just coincidences that you're citing. The existence of demons is highly unlikely. Crash Bandicoot?

2019-01-15 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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