Archive: 1444 posts

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46 or just glue some cardboard to the circuit board. Sorry, that was LBP3. You can't do that here! They'll chew you up and spit you out... Or maybe that's just me? 47

2017-08-07 15:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Without TenebrisNemo watching, I give the system extra RAM...and don't use an image for the number. 48

2017-08-07 17:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system makes weird sounds so I give it a massage with my iron fists. 8D 47

2017-08-15 09:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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With the tyrant back at the chair, the system gets depressed and doesn't process nearly as quickly. :arg: 46

2017-08-15 18:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I give the system one of my unbeating hearts from my unbeating hearts collection. 47 The system's now alive! 48

2017-08-19 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system doesn't approve of rule breaking. 46

2017-08-19 23:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I lick the machine. 47

2017-08-22 20:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle licks the machine. 46 8D

2017-08-24 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I kiss the machine. 47

2017-08-24 11:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system contracts cooties from Sir monacle's kiss. 46

2017-08-24 18:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I wrap my arms and legs around the machine, just to see what it's like. 47

2017-08-24 20:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system is expelling hot air and dust, so good luck. 46

2017-08-24 21:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get freaky with the machine. 47, 47, 47!

2017-08-27 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system immediately bans you as a user from itself. 46

2017-08-27 15:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I throw numbers into the machine. Amongst over things. 47

2017-08-27 18:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You didn't throw any 0's or 1's into the system, so it gets confused. 46

2017-08-29 04:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I unplug the coffee machine. 45

2017-08-29 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system is disappointed. You haven't put an end to its miserable existence yet. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxOEjSUgnAtSN3wg17nGqU_8ioANF9g CJ5Xhd2TZXei-h_8RZI

2017-08-30 13:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I ask the system if it wants to be the "wiki" in my "pedia". 45

2017-08-31 20:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system is traumatized now after Sir monacle entered it. http://www.drodd.com/images16/44-13.jpg

2017-08-31 22:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is so happy that Nemo's back that it burns another fuse. http://www.licor43.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Licor_43_images_template_3200x1800_FAQs.jpg

2017-09-01 01:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After I'm through with the system, it will have a bigger "broadband". 44

2017-09-01 07:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Also after you're "through with" the system, no other part of it will work. 43

2017-09-03 04:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm only one who cars about the "true happiness" of the system. 44

2017-09-03 20:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system doesn't know how you "car" for something, so it jams up. 43

2017-09-03 22:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I ride in the system. 44 Gah, L1N3R1D3R - didn't you know you can drive computers nowadays?

2017-09-06 20:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle still isn't fixing the system, and all the computer stores are closed now! 43

2017-09-07 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I can fix this with the power of my hammer! 44

2017-09-07 18:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I really don't understand how you think destroying the system is "saving" it. 43

2017-09-09 02:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I stick some things into the machine. 44

2017-09-12 20:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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For once, the things are beneficial, being an external hard drive and a microphone. 45

2017-09-14 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system's stock rises to a higher number. 46, 46, 46!

2017-09-16 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sadly, that makes the system more expensive, so fewer people are interested in it. 45

2017-09-17 19:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We can lower the price, surely. 46

2017-09-18 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That ruins the entire economy, and I'm about to learn about it next semester, so you ruined it! 45

2017-09-20 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't see why you would want to sell such a beauty, anyway. 46

2017-09-20 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, it was your idea to lower the price! That brought a mob of eager buyers, and I couldn't hold onto the system! 45

2017-09-21 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I won't let you take away the system! 46

2017-09-21 20:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Again, I'm doing as much as I can to keep this system in place! They just rushed in, and I couldn't react in time! 45

2017-09-22 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The higher the number, the better the system. 46

2017-09-23 09:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You still don't realize that you have to FIX the system to make it better. 45

2017-09-23 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How do you fix things? Just be lucky I haven't touched the system since post #1280. 46

2017-09-24 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You fix the system by using tools on its parts to make it better at functioning. You didn't do that. 45

2017-09-24 15:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I use a chainsaw on the system. 46 Number justified.

2017-09-24 20:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Luckily you only used it in moderation, which simply made the case smaller and easier to fit into places! 47

2017-09-26 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Woohoo! I use a tool I don't know on the machine. 48

2017-09-26 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You should have stopped at the chainsaw, because you just jammed up the GPU. 47

2017-09-29 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If we save the system, I might get more xp's. 48

2017-10-02 06:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I use the system's keyboard as a shield from all the crap from the past. 47

2017-10-31 03:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system has been dead for four weeks. It must now take four hours for updates. 46

2017-11-04 04:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system stops loading at 99% and then crashes. 45

2017-11-06 08:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system finally brings Sir monacle back, but only after it brought TenebrisNemo back again. 44

2017-11-11 00:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has a new printer. https://http2.mlstatic.com/D_Q_NP_971653-MLB26192624788_102017-Q.jpg

2017-11-11 01:41:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Sadly, the system is racist against black ink. 44

2017-11-11 19:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system is also racist against the paper which it uses in its printer. 43

2017-11-14 22:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because it dislikes black and white, the system now prints entirely gray pieces of paper, no matter what. 42

2017-11-18 18:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system also likes the fifty shades of gray movies and plays them all when you start it. 41

2017-11-19 21:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I come back, and you've been damaging my lovely system! There, there... It'll be alright now..... 42

2017-11-23 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system is betraying Sir monacle behind his/her back. 41

2017-11-24 02:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is having an adverse reaction to Sir monacle's noncompliance with rules. 40

2017-11-28 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system forces you to create accounts on useless websites so you can actually use it without limits. 39

2017-11-29 16:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is anticipating Chairman Pai's decision on net neutrality and restricting the internet early. 38

2017-12-05 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system is a pawn of the Patriots. 37

2017-12-05 18:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is Windows 8, and it doesn't have a touchscreen. 36

2017-12-11 23:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system killed its loyalty to itself. 35

2018-01-08 21:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system killed racial minorities. 34

2018-01-12 02:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system killed a gorilla on 2016. 33

2018-01-12 03:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system killed every original meme. 32

2018-01-15 19:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system killed every pepe. 31

2018-01-16 01:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system killed Gabe the dog. 30

2018-01-19 00:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system killed good democracy. 29

2018-01-20 19:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system thinks that bringing pictures back is a good idea. https://lph5i1b6c053kq7us26bdk75-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/number-28.jpg

2018-01-22 17:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system prefers bepis over conke. http://thecockpit.org.uk/sites/thecockpit.org.uk/files/styles/vwide/public/event_images/Cockpit%20home%20page%2027%20image.jpg?itok=kpVaF8 cn

2018-01-23 23:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system owns illegal slaves. https://cdn.postgradproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/b456a7b11240786dee5f38ac7b5ff4ed.jpg

2018-01-27 22:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system thinks shotguns shoot confetti and murders an entire class of children. https://theproductivewoman.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/26/2015/01/Dollarphotoclub_32754329.jpg

2018-02-02 14:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system uses parallel perfect fifths. TREASON, I TELL YOU! http://24music.sk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/24music_13cm.jpg

2018-02-06 01:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system tries to be so unique, nobody understands it! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/ac/91/80ac91afb852834c4054cabac4f87166---tattoo-number-fancy-letters.jpg

2018-02-06 16:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system steals gurren009's avatar and signature and makes them its profile picture and desktop background. http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/GregJames22.jpg

2018-02-07 02:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system stirs up war. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lYnY_7HKY3I/maxresdefault.jpg

2018-02-07 10:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system makes 807 unique creatures but does nothing to change the formula. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mlcckRrhaNQ/maxresdefault.jpg

2018-02-09 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system won't make me a sandwich. http://www.clker.com/cliparts/2/R/6/s/o/X/candy-19-md.png

2018-02-09 18:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system isn't mature enough to watch the most inappropriate movies. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/OFLC_R_18_classification_tag.svg/600px-OFLC_R_18_classification_tag.svg.png

2018-02-12 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system doesn't know an easier way to describe "seventeen." http://www.printmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Eric_Baker_17.jpg

2018-02-12 19:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is a teenager in puberty who finally reached a mostly insignificant age. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51b4b9f1e4b062dc341058ae/54452fb2e4b0040bb60bbb29/544e6380e4b03e213b4fbf17/1414423442993/Sweet16_Sketch_sized.jpg?format=750w

2018-02-16 17:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system had fifteen dogs in the house. Guess how many dogs it let out? https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hnB7z9iQu3g/WjeyD0FTQHI/AAAAAAAAsuk/6rsshz5t50wNkOyZenEOInz9a3YvJKFtgCLcBGAs/s1600/2015_Alexis_FifteenDogs.png

2018-02-17 13:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system spends too much time at Mar-a-Lago and not enough time doing presidential work. https://thepeoplesclubs.com/media/catalog/category/fourteen100Logo_1.jpg

2018-02-17 21:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system's teenage years were the most awkward in the history of existence. http://is1.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Video/v4/0c/d8/42/0cd84232-881c-3a2d-9cbf-48b28e39b553/source/1200x630bb.jpg

2018-02-18 18:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system often has war flashbacks. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-Denciie5oA/maxresdefault.jpg

2018-02-19 02:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system thinks eleven is a name. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qx2j1hp22DE/maxresdefault.jpg

2018-02-19 10:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system thinks it can explain everything happening in the world in a short time. https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2017/images/02/06/cnn10logo3.png

2018-02-25 21:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system spilled its ink and thinks it made art. http://www.ninedotarts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/NDA_black_logo_header.png

2018-02-26 00:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system thinks there's a countdown happening. http://www.harpercollinschildrens.com/harperchildrensImages/isbn/large/1/9780688104801.jpg

2018-03-03 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system counts its final days in its hell. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55f3260ee4b0a0b7895485f9/t/55f36a7ee4b04150216a8a86/1442015873086/Seven-logo.png?format=1000w

2018-03-03 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system approves of letting secret intelligence agencies do whatever they want. https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/3c/35/c4/the-six-show.jpg

2018-03-05 20:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has five fingers in each arm. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JhfQ2Ey3L._SY355_.jpg

2018-03-06 12:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The competition for good systems is really heating up, and this system is already eliminated. https://mgtvwcmh.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/logo.jpg?w=650

2018-03-10 19:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system is about to blow up. http://media.gizmodo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Three-4G.jpg

2018-03-11 13:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is sent back to kindergarten. http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/wp-content/uploads/one_two_large.png

2018-03-11 18:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Soon the system will return to zero. https://help.phaseone.com/~/media/NEW_WEB/Software/Capture-One-Pro/Community%20icons/resources_captureoneblog.ashx

2018-03-13 16:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system retires from competitive Super Smash Bros for Wii U. http://thegamehaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/DTXf0iDWAAIupM0.jpg

2018-03-17 00:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has crashed! http://img9.laughinggif.com/pic/HTTPS9tZWRpYS5naXBoeS5jb20vbWVkaWEvMTJWc1VOdHF3VkN JRjIvZ2lwaHkuZ2lm.gif Yes, it was a cyborg all along and now we killed him.

2018-03-17 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Miraculously, in another universe, the system is perfectly fine. https://cdn4.pitchfork.com/longform/420/Levis_200-Header-New.gif

2018-03-18 22:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In this universe, the system begins its journey for unlimited power. https://www.cycleops.com/Uploads/Powertap/2015/4/Power201.jpg

2018-03-18 23:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system finds a way to avoid the Windows auto-update. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/57ab929420099ea379ab3b89/57b4574d15d5db9ad06dc014/57b5b419e58c624a6d3935fc/1473457460162/202-web.jpg?format=1000w

2018-03-20 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system allows you to connect with people around the world. http://investerarens.se/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/203webgroup.jpg

2018-03-20 12:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system miraculously finds an image that isn't a car! https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/793559329018220546/NAy6DC8V.jpg

2018-03-23 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sometimes the system needs to use a car to travel around the world. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Peugeot205Turbo16_3.JPG/500px-Peugeot205Turbo16_3.JPG

2018-03-24 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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One of the places it travels to is the beautiful state of Washington. https://www.worldatlas.com/img/areacode/us/area-code-206-washington-map.jpg

2018-03-31 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system doesn't discriminate any religions. https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5025/5558579336_8b3aefd78c_b.jpg

2018-03-31 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system has FREE REAL ESTATE! https://www.208boiserealestate.com/images/logo.png

2018-04-08 19:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system supports new writers. http://www.vividpublishing.com.au/209astory/209book415px3d.jpg

2018-04-10 15:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system supports new bands, as well. https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0009971888_10.jpg

2018-04-17 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system is able to give help 24/7. https://handsonbc.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/211-get-help-give-help-color2.jpg

2018-04-17 12:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system knows how to market toward everyone. https://www.walmart.com.mx/images/products/img_large/00841106160252l.jpg

2018-05-20 21:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system avoids doing things the hard way. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/8/8a/The_Hard_Way.jpg

2018-05-21 12:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system cares about the future of the internet. https://otheanthem.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/o-the-anthem-podcast-episode-214-mp3-image.jpg

2018-06-02 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system still works even though it may not have all materials. http://www.215mccann.com/version/1519780404/inc/image/215-mccann-logo.jpg

2018-06-02 20:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system supports new artists of all styles. http://www.cudc.kent.edu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/216.jpg

2018-06-04 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system finds the best hotels for you. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/532b4838e4b025f22794b4de/5331f4afe4b0e1d1e05afa77/5347fbf2e4b09ed6294946e4/1453744083437/?format=1000w

2018-06-04 14:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system doesn't care if you use non-harmful drugs. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X8Q4ISzz8NE/maxresdefault.jpg

2018-06-05 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system helps you to consume alcohol in reasonable amounts. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/864186790743339008/CUVtwDZL_400x400.jpg

2018-06-06 23:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system likes Snoop Dogg, or Snoop Lion, or whatever the hell his name is now. http://www.dirty-glove.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/1519138100_d6fd122f4a1a9a283a8afd679bb131c1.jpg

2018-06-09 17:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system can find the most natural ingredients for your recipes. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/515498591633174531/NlET9qyo.png

2018-06-13 23:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system advertises small, funny podcasts. https://deow9bq0xqvbj.cloudfront.net/image-logo/1226359/222LogoA.jpg

2018-06-14 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system doesn't give away your information to shady organizations. https://affinitynumerology.com/images/223-400(20170529).jpg

2018-06-15 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is hooked up with high-quality recording devices. https://www.zoom-na.com/sites/default/files/styles/png_to_jpg/public/products/hero-image/leadImage_ST-224.png?itok=PMYqkG3o

2018-06-19 02:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system support new phones and old phones. https://ic.maxabout.us//gadgets/mobile_phones/nokia/nokia-225//Nokia_225_040914_7.jpg

2018-06-19 23:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system supports chefs who want their rights to be respected. http://www.culinaryunion226.org/theme/img/facebook-preview.png

2018-06-24 05:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system lets you watch any TV show from the past. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/227_intro.jpg/250px-227_intro.jpg

2018-06-26 22:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system doesn't care what crazy music playlists you make on it. https://www.ultimix.com/images/FM-228.jpg

2018-07-03 03:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system helps you to take care of your body. http://229crossfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/crossfit229logo.png

2018-07-15 20:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system cares about your rights on the internet. https://www.eff.org/files/issues/cda-230.png

2018-07-18 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system watches over your home. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/454327520154759168/nmhvPakh.jpeg

2018-07-21 12:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system gives you good insurance for your vehicle. https://loadtrail.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/232-LoadTrail-296x300.png

2018-07-21 19:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system provides you the best jazz music and grill food for your tastes. https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/34/25/1b/club-233.jpg

2018-08-24 12:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system plays itself while you're busy with college work. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Challenge_234.jpg

2018-09-13 05:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system tells you the real, exact time when the bus arrives. http://www.londonbusroutes.net/photos/JPEGs/235-8747.jpg

2018-09-13 22:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system generates well-drawn, funny comics for your enjoyment. https://img00.deviantart.net/50c9/i/2017/274/3/d/ewcomic_no__236___memory_eraser_by_eddsworld-dbp624n.png

2018-09-19 15:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system teaches you mathematics and the meaning of life. https://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2013/09/2013-09-30-room237i-530x291.png

2018-09-19 16:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is cool with you forgetting the number. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/38/bd/6b38bd5e16ed410b9d85b1ef68b4b8b8--texas-humor-texas-travel.jpg

2018-09-29 16:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system teaches you mathematics and the meaning of life. (IMG)https://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2013/09/2013-09-30-room237i-530x291.png(/IMG) The system had an error in it, but learns from it and improves on the way forward. https://naplesopenmic.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/239musicfestlogo1.jpg

2018-09-29 22:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system warns you about potential dangers that could hurt its users. http://www.firstsafetysigns.co.uk/WebRoot/BT2/Shops/Store2_002E_Shop1848/45B8/F5C0/CFD8/1902/83A1/AC10/3D29/D02A/Danger-240-volts.gif

2018-09-30 17:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system can make and cook delicious pizza. http://www.bowlingbilliardsbargrill.ca/resources/Logo%202-4-1.gif

2018-09-30 18:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It also has a knack for making delicious American food. https://media.snagajob.com/employer/images/logos/242pg_brand_logo.jpg

2018-10-05 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system finds the best batteries for you. https://www.duracell.fi/upload/sites/13/2016/11/5000394245105_81553262_DU_HPL_245_1BL_VENx_-_card_1001616_FOP.png

2018-10-09 18:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system knows the best place to send TenebrisNemo to teach him how to add 1 to a number. https://sd244.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unknown.jpg

2018-10-22 05:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system can make you proud of your country's positive achievements. https://content.wdl.org/4581/thumbnail/1430165862/616x510.jpg

2018-10-22 19:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system can turn an otherwise boring place into a visual masterpiece. https://illostrophy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/246-shibuya.jpg

2018-10-31 06:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has 247 free games for you that work perfectly fine. http://www.247games.org/thumbs/247-checkers-games.jpg

2018-11-01 14:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system can find the best way to navigate in your location. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Stagecoach_15018_on_Route_248%2C_Romford_Station.j pg

2018-11-02 15:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system notifies you when the price is good. https://news.xbox.com/en-us/wp-content/uploads/XboxOne249HERO.jpg

2018-11-05 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system recognizes good achievements by its users. https://www.tiendadelikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/250-page-likes-facebook-tienda-de-likes.jpg

2018-11-06 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system can find you the most sick pet for life. http://enacademic.com/pictures/enwiki/86/VMO-251_WWII_Logo.jpg

2018-11-07 00:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is good at identifying which districts have close races in the House of Representatives. https://www.worldatlas.com/img/areacode/us/area-code-252-north-carolina-map.jpg

2018-11-07 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system feels the love of each number that brings it towards salvation. https://253collective.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/253hearts.jpg

2018-11-07 23:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system patiently keeps its programs running when its users leave it alone. http://californiawhinecountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/254-Hours.jpg

2018-11-09 15:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system makes sure you always have a certain amount of money for a rainy day. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dokE1J5wlhE/hqdefault.jpg

2018-11-09 21:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system doesn't like that you didn't get a pannenkeok reference, so it gives you extra storage for your brain to store that video in. https://www.sandisk.com/content/dam/sandisk-main/en_us/assets/product/Extreme_SDXC_UHS-l_90MB_256G_Front_HR.png

2018-11-14 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system flawlessly translates all comics to any language you want. https://api.akuankka.fi/images/stories/77/49/27749/53201-07ed948aa20007dfe6453f7bb47aabe07520ffdd-listing.jpg

2018-11-16 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system can create greatness from the simplest sources. http://media.peeron.com/pics/inv/setpics/258-1.1105127485.thumb2.jpg

2018-11-19 05:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system sends you air support within seconds whenever you request it. https://planken.org/images/rnlaf/j259_big.jpg

2018-11-19 08:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system just got a dedicated graphics card. https://images.anandtech.com/reviews/video/NVIDIA/GTX260Core216/card.jpg

2018-11-19 16:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system can peek into the future and tell you the real times when trains arrive, if they do so at all. http://enacademic.com/pictures/enwiki/77/MILW_261_Front_Horizontal.jpg

2018-11-19 23:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system knows that marathons get the attention of beer companies, so it keeps scheduling them. http://beerstreetjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/Boston-262-Brew-Logo.jpg

2018-11-20 05:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system automatically sends a firetruck whenever there is a fire that is out of control or some other similar threat. http://www.fdnytrucks.com/images/queens/e263/FDNYE263-A.jpg

2018-11-21 21:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system promotes indie music creators and arrangers. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/635033152075882497/W46hjcTw.png

2018-11-27 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system supports farmers, a dying profession around here. https://www.konedata.net/wp-content/uploads/80MF265.jpg

2018-11-27 17:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system creates crazy stories previously not imaginable. http://www.biggles.info/Details/54/Large%20Bigglesof266.jpg

2018-11-28 06:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system can easily teach you to become a skillful photographer in relatively short time. https://www.digital-photography-tips.net/images/267-simple-tips-cover-b.jpg

2018-11-28 15:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system can bring nostalgia through a simple toy. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/HqgAAOSwSlBYzSxj/s-l300.jpg

2018-11-30 06:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has an access to a wide variety of nostalgic toys. http://bricker.info/images/sets/LEGO/269_main.jpg

2018-11-30 10:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system is keeping its cogs rotating at all times. https://www.computerhope.com/jargon/r/rotate.gif

2018-12-04 05:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system offers moral support to those who need it. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSKuiTER_ONGgWbblJXsn37EnLHKXrn bBtv1Xv5FRb8QZ3q0mwBA

2018-12-04 09:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system divides up its memory equally for different tasks. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mPBoxaTK2MU/maxresdefault.jpg

2018-12-05 15:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system helps people to design their perfect kitchens. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/590245785813524480/sgN6IM7I_400x400.jpg

2018-12-05 23:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system supports a radical change to the way things work to improve the functionality. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/knd/images/1/1e/Numbuh_274.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130310045245

2018-12-06 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system tells farmers where to get some quality equipment with a decent prize. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ilAAAOSwFe5XxUtB/s-l300.jpg

2018-12-07 14:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system will REFUSE to tell you the answer because it is SURE you will get it FREE. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GwJSajD5QlI/hqdefault.jpg

2018-12-08 06:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system remembers to remind its users to gather firewood for the fireplace before the coldest weeks are upon them. http://www.thebricknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/277-1-1.jpg

2018-12-11 00:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system has created economic development in underdeveloped places. http://evstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/278-front.jpg

2018-12-12 16:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system still remembers to support artists. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5b991d175b409be5cfe65761/t/5b99208f70a6ad3c66b3dd9a/1543785886775/

2018-12-12 23:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system knows how to find food for picky traveling families like Nemo described in Fortunately and Unfortunately. http://imagem.b2s-space.com/upimg/115410/0/6d85c1a9eb.jpg

2018-12-13 04:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system knows the perfect location for thirsty women and also for some men. http://theconcordian.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Club-281-Piece-.jpg

2018-12-13 15:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system creates a realistic, stressful escape-the-room scenario. http://escapetactic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Flight_logo_BG.png

2018-12-18 06:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has an access to colors you don't even know the names of! http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-g/64782-4395725.jpg

2018-12-19 23:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system knows where to find good fashion, if you're into that scene. http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Helena+Bordon+Kim+Hamence+284+Front+Row+Claro+PMOa 4Sl_Rhul.jpg

2018-12-21 02:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system is able to introduce its users to fine drinks for each of their unique tastes. https://www.giftpattaya.com/26/blend-285-blended-spirits-1l.jpg

2018-12-23 22:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system approves of letting workers have their say in the industry. http://iuoe286.org/pics/286-jpeg-logo.png

2019-01-04 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system remembers all important anniversaries. https://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/friday_likes_287.jpg

2019-01-05 23:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system knows how to make its alerts interesting. https://bikedenton.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/awesome288bridgeb.png

2019-01-08 17:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system helps you create your original character. https://www.madcoversite.com/mad289id.jpg

2019-01-09 22:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system directs you to where you need to travel. http://eisenhowerexpressway.com/gallery/photos/misc_073.jpg

2019-01-11 06:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system helps artists to create their own galleries. https://logopond.com/logos/57c072fe6704d168c4f9be698eb8cb0e.png

2019-01-13 00:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system promotes local food establishments. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/676568927053320192/ky0RJKFo_400x400.jpg

2019-01-15 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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