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Corrupt Wishes

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Granted, but there terrible.

I wish OneEyedBanshee would have 2 eyes!		2010-04-26 03:32:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, but he stabs his other one off.

I wish for a piece of thread.		2010-04-26 04:41:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but it came from the seams of Little Big Planet.. on no! The planet is tearing apart!...silence...

I wish my nose didn't feel stuffy.		2010-04-26 14:18:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but now your behind does.

I wish I had a wish which wasn't corrupted.		2010-04-26 18:35:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but a black hole opens right in front of you breaking you and your perfect wish down to atoms. Then it closes and leaves the rest of the world in perfect harmony.

I wish I could predict the future.		2010-04-26 19:06:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but all you see is pain and misery.

I wish I had an elephant which could jump.		2010-04-26 19:12:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but it lands on you and squashes you to death.

I wish I had an elephant that floated outside my window.		2010-04-26 20:38:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, But One day, It sees a mouse, falls through your window and squashes you to death.

I wish I had a crowbar which I could use to beat a cockrel with.		2010-04-26 21:09:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted, but Gordon Freeman sues you for Copyright Infringement.

I wish I was in Black Mesa!		2010-04-27 00:09:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, but then an elephant comes flying through a window and squashes you to death.

I wish I had an RPG.		2010-04-27 05:18:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you get a game, not the weapon.

I wish for a hat.		2010-04-27 06:08:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but the corruption leads to another wish.

I wish LBP2 would have more than three layers.		2010-04-27 06:42:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, It's planned to get 5, but then is cancelled.

I wish LBP2 wasn't coming out.		2010-04-27 11:33:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted They change the name of the game but its the same.

I wish for a good ol' sandwich. 		2010-04-27 22:23:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but it tastes like a melted cucumer smothered in rancid human flesh and pig intestines.

I wish my PSP would hurry up and update so I can get online!!!!		2010-04-27 22:40:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it corrupts your PSP during the updating process.

I wish I was good at making eye pleasing levels.		2010-04-28 01:33:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

Granted but everyone else goes blind.

I wish I didn't have any floaters in my eyes!		2010-04-28 02:43:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted. But as soon as they are removed, an elephant flies right at you and squashes you to death.

I wish I had an apple...		2010-04-28 05:14:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted, you don;t mind worms right?

I wish I was a millionaire		2010-04-28 05:21:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

Granted, but I take yo cash.

I wish for a pencil		2010-04-28 05:40:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but the lead keeps breaking.

I wish I had video footage of my entire life so I could watch some things back over.		2010-04-28 06:13:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, But it's broken, and all you see is an Elephant squashing you to death.

I wish I had an elephant that wasn't squashing me to death.		2010-04-28 14:21:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but it's a tiny toy figurine of an elephant, and you stand on it causing your foot to get stabbed and you scream out in pain.

I wish elephants hadn't become the centre of all wishes.		2010-04-28 16:25:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, But this causes Elephants to die out and everyone gets mad at YOU!

I wish I controlled an army.		2010-04-28 20:45:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but it's an army of ants.

I wish elephants came back from extinction but were only 1 foot tall so they can't squish anyone to death.		2010-04-28 21:09:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted but it's an army of ants.

Even Better! I had Snails In mind.


I wish elephants came back from extinction but were only 1 foot tall so they can't squish anyone to death.
Granted, But They Have blades covering their bodies

I wish I had a rabbit coated monkey stick.		2010-04-28 21:12:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but it asplodes and covers you in rabbit blood and monkey vomit.

I wish for a book that never ends.		2010-04-28 22:27:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted. You never ever EVER get to an interesting part, though. That's in 67,000 more chapters.

I wish for the ability to wear my crown on top of my ninja headpiece in LBP... I really really do!		2010-04-28 22:41:00

Author:
Heckboy88
Posts: 179

Granted, but a rocket elephant charges out of nowhere and squashes you to death.

I wish I could hug a terrorist right now... (c'mon, you know you want to say it...)		2010-04-29 05:09:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. He blows both of you up while you're hugging him.

I wish I had a pack of gum that never ran out.		2010-04-29 08:34:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but they went out of date last week.

I wish teleportation was possible.		2010-04-29 15:10:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted. But you teleport underneath an elephant and it squishes you to death.

I wish I had a Biscuit.		2010-04-29 16:29:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted, but an elephant squishes you and takes your biscuit.

I wish you didn't capitalize random words.		2010-04-29 19:47:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

Ganretd, but tehn I satrt wtiring liek tihs.

I wish I was allowed to capitalize random words without anyone noticing.		2010-04-29 20:07:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Wish granted , but shortly after you get banned for erm.. BAZOOOOKAAA *BLAMM* :3

I wish for bacon :3		2010-04-29 20:47:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted but it comes in the form of an alive pig. What you gonna do now?

I wish I never got creative block.. EVER!		2010-04-30 01:10:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted. He blows both of you up while you're hugging him.


Hah! Knew it!!


I wish I never got creative block.. EVER!

Granted... but then you get writer's block when you try making a sentence for a magic mouth.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of bullets.		2010-04-30 01:50:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but all firearms stopped being manufactured.

I wish I had an elephant.		2010-04-30 16:51:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

.... Did you not read te last cuple of pages??? Meh....
Granted, but it noms ur face of with a hammer.

I wish I cud create life!!! Mwuhaha		2010-04-30 16:57:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Wish granted (But then you die) BET YA DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING!! :o

I wish for infinate wishes :3		2010-04-30 17:37:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a toy wabbit		2010-04-30 20:40:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but you can only use 1 wish at a time and every time you make a new wish the effects and outcome of the previous one are completely erased taking you back to a state identical to before you made your first wish..

I wish for a giant edible chocolate elephant.

DARN SNIPERS!

Granted but it has a bomb in it and it blows you both up.

I wish for a super massive edible chocolate elephant.		2010-04-30 20:53:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

^_^ well u had 13 minutes to realise I'd posted, but...
Anyway, granted, but all chocolate is actually a poison, so eating this much would result in instant spontaneous ASPLOSION!!!!!

My wish is fur snipery to end.		2010-04-30 21:01:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, you eat it all, but you get a heart attack.
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!

I wish for a non-corrupted wish. 		2010-04-30 21:03:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

LOL I think it was that thing where it doesn't load the actual latest page when you click thread. Anyways..

Granted all the fur in the world is now safe from snipers. You my friend are NOT! Let the sniping commence!		2010-04-30 21:04:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Hahaha I'm so confused as to wut just happened - I think I sniped two people by accident and u were semi sniped...
u made no wish tho... :'(
I'll do silva den... Granted, but due to the overuse of this wish it's effects are limited and unsatisfying...
My wish: I want sum blue kittehs!		2010-04-30 21:07:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but they are blue because they are dead.

I wish I could control games with my mind.		2010-04-30 21:43:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Bbbbbut... Teh kittehs... D':

Granted but due to the developing technological developments you end up INSIDE the game - like the matrix, only us carnt git out so all experiences u will xperience will be in poorly rendered virtual reality.

I wish for a brown shoe...		2010-04-30 21:49:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but you step in chemicals which turn it Neon Purple

I wish I had a PC which wasn't old.		2010-04-30 22:51:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but it's so new the technology required to run it won't come into existence for another 50 years.

I wish I had an infinite supply of terry's chocolate orange.		2010-05-01 00:11:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but you choke and die on the first bite.

I wish for the ability to control things with my mind.		2010-05-01 00:16:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted, but somehow the military captures you and puts you in a cell that blocks your powers.
I wish for another wish.		2010-05-01 21:11:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. Go ahead. Wish already! What? Oh I didn't mention the fact that it won't come true....
I wish for world peace and for Barry Scott to be nommed to oblivion so he'll stop talkinG SO LOUD!		2010-05-01 21:16:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted. But you STOLE MY P/sniped.

I wish I could see David Hassellhoff fall down an upstairs escalator.		2010-05-01 21:17:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. As he falls, he knocks you down and your spine is broken.
I wish for another wish that will be granted. (yes, I dare to go that far)		2010-05-01 21:21:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted... nothing happens.

I wish I could learn how to use an RPG... :kz:		2010-05-01 21:24:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but once you learn, every RPG in the world is turned to a Portkey from Harry Potter. The Portkey leads to another planet.
I wish this thread would never die.		2010-05-01 21:30:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but every wish becomes overrun by elephant squishing.

I wish an elephant squished me right now.		2010-05-02 00:02:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted but it does this by hitting you with a squash.

I wish I wish that this wish was corrupted		2010-05-02 00:25:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted, however, I must un-grant this wish due to the fact that this wish was already made by someone else.2010-05-02 02:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Nothing? Ok, but an elephant flies at you and squashes you to death.

I wish I had some sort of bludgeoning weapon.		2010-05-02 06:24:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but u get shot by the police.
I wish to be as good as Cophermc and Rtm223		2010-05-02 17:52:00

Author:
Gui_Rike
Posts: 184

Granted, but once you do that, you get a sig, and when that happens...
Why don't you look at the what do you do thread...
I wish for someone to make a wish for me!		2010-05-02 17:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted i looked but i also ansered :kz:
I wish i was in the new beta		2010-05-02 17:57:00

Author:
Gui_Rike
Posts: 184

granted but your code does not work

i wish i could draw lil		2010-05-02 18:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but your rendition of Phil is absolutely horrendous.

I wish I had a flying house.		2010-05-02 19:38:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

granted... your not in it

I wish i could be a babe magnet...

(on second thoughts...)		2010-05-02 20:31:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted. But every woman in a five mile radius flies at you and sticks to your body. crushing you to death.

I wish I had teleporting abilities		2010-05-02 22:37:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted. But every woman in a five mile radius flies at you and sticks to your body. crushing you to death.

I wish I had teleporting abilities

Granted you get stuck in the void

I wish i was a metaphorical babe magnet		2010-05-02 22:41:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but nothing happens due to lack of depth the the word metaphorical.
I wish for.... A yellow PiE!!!!		2010-05-02 22:45:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but it tastes like burnt poo!

I wish pigs could fly.		2010-05-02 23:11:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, they all fly into the sun and die. No more sausage or bacon for us then...

I wish I could eat the last piece of bacon in the world.		2010-05-03 00:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, it isn't crispy, it's really soggy...
I wish for a new forum game.		2010-05-03 00:49:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. however it becomes boring and people come back to this one.

I wish for a puppy that fly		2010-05-03 00:57:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted but it flies away and gets struck by lightning.

I wish my eyebrow would stop spazzing out!		2010-05-03 03:38:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but now the sporatic twitching has moved to your eye.

I wish I didn't forget my password for my PSN...		2010-05-03 04:38:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you get banned
I wish .C.O.O.K.I.E.S.		2010-05-03 09:53:00

Author:
Gui_Rike
Posts: 184

Granted but this stands for : Cool Or Otherwise Killer Indian Elephants of Squishiness
I wish for a dried turnip		2010-05-03 10:09:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but it gets wet
i wisnh to be a admin		2010-05-03 10:13:00

Author:
Gui_Rike
Posts: 184

Granted, but then you accidently ban yourself and I become the new admin. :3

I wish for nothing.		2010-05-03 11:36:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted.
I wish for a yellow melon that's red.		2010-05-03 22:25:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted, the red is an ooze monster that chokes you to death.
I wish this was the busiest forum game.		2010-05-05 01:56:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. However the most busiest game forum becomes "H4H the forum version"

I wish for world peace		2010-05-05 19:34:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted, you sacrifice yourself for it.
I wish for someone to post below me.		2010-05-06 03:04:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. But an elephant charges in and squashes you to death.

I wish those terrorists would just kill eachother instead of the general public.		2010-05-06 03:33:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but they are still in your country and they bomb each other and you die.

I wish for a soda.		2010-05-06 05:47:00

Author:
tjb0607
Posts: 1054

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish for some glass bottles.		2010-05-06 15:11:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, they break and you bleed to death.
I wish for someone to make my wish for me.		2010-05-06 15:25:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but I'm only allowed one wish per post, so technically it's my wish.

I wish I always knew what to wish for.		2010-05-07 00:36:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but you wish for everything ever and can't come up with anything else.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.		2010-05-07 01:22:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but wait! Those chips aren't chocolate!?

I wish for some sort of sharp, pointy tool.		2010-05-07 03:01:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. Its a rock

I wish that I was a real ninja.		2010-05-07 17:37:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted, but I throw the pointy rock at you and it spears you in the skull. You die seconds later.

I wish for some guns...		2010-05-08 01:51:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but the guns are so powerful that when you shot it, you sholder gets dislocated.

I wish that i came here to LBPC sooner (but im here now)		2010-05-08 02:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but you get here before its made.

I wish I caught a wild JspOt!		2010-05-08 18:04:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted. But as soon as you try to use him in battle, he quickly turns around, socks you in the face, and runs away.

I WISH... TO BE... A GEEEENIIEEEE!!!!!		2010-05-09 02:53:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted, but you serve me, and my first wish- I WISH FOR BILLIONS OF WISHES!

I wish for billions of wishes.		2010-05-09 02:56:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted. You get a sheet of paper that says "BILLIONS OF WISHES!". I kill you shortly after.

I wish for freedom.		2010-05-09 03:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. Then, for punishment of being free, a wild JspOt socks you in the face.
I wish for more wild JspOt.		2010-05-09 03:46:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but they are on lvl1 with timid nature.

I wish I had jaffa cakes!		2010-05-09 04:05:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but only after you eat ten do you realize that they were poisoned.

I wish for some opium.		2010-05-09 04:16:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you go into a coma indefinitely.

I wish I didn't just sit through Splinter(2008)..		2010-05-15 02:50:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but you end up standing through it.

I wish i had a fully functional PS3.		2010-05-16 01:08:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, but then it becomes sentient and orders an elephant to sit on you through the internet (orders through not sits through)
I wish I had some responses on my threads so I wouldn't have to get a warning about doubleposting.		2010-05-16 06:31:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted. But then you find the wonderful option of "Post Editing".

I wish for a sock monkey, a badger, and a fifth of jack... or the lil' boy gets it. :kz:		2010-05-17 02:47:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

deal! but the badger kills you!!

i wish LBP2 would come out already!!!		2010-05-18 03:36:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Wish granted, but you can't play it.

I wish for a corrupted wish.		2010-05-18 04:18:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

you wish became uncuropted!

i wish for knowin what to wish for!		2010-05-18 20:16:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but you learn to spell properly.

I wish for cake 		2010-05-18 20:19:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but you get pie. (Saywut?)

I wish for a bag of doritos.		2010-05-18 22:43:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

granted! but you had to use your money to buy them!!!

i wish for a pet sackboy		2010-05-19 00:33:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but he ends up running into a pet horrible gas tool :C

I wish i had some money D:		2010-05-19 00:46:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, but's it's illegally obtained, making you guilty of robbery.

I wish for more reinforcements in The Console Wars.		2010-05-19 00:50:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but they end up betraying you :o

I wish i had a wish.		2010-05-19 00:54:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

granted! but bosth wishes are corupted

i wish for nothing		2010-05-19 00:55:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but you get something.

I wish for some guava juice.		2010-05-19 01:00:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish for some FIREPOWAH!!!		2010-05-19 01:04:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you blow up only your hands, making it impossible to play LBP2 this winter.
I wish for more cheese.		2010-05-20 04:42:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, then it falls from the sky and it crushes the earth into tiny pieces and we all die

I wish I could have LBP 2 now!!		2010-05-21 22:30:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

granted! but your PS3 blows up and your money burns to a crisp so you cant but a new one, and you get fired from your job so you can't earn money, and you die of a heart attack... SO YOU CANT GET A NEW JOB!

i wish to be a sackboy		2010-05-22 01:21:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but you can't turn back into a human.

I wish for BC2!! 		2010-05-22 05:30:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but it comes in the form of 2 really annoying characters that make for really bad company.

I wish I could watch tv at 5x speed and still understand.		2010-05-22 14:21:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Wish granted but your T.V EXPLOSEDS!!!!!! *KABLAMMM***

I wish my levels to got spotlighted.		2010-05-22 14:35:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, but they do so for being SO horrible.
I wish for a sackbot pet that's not evil.		2010-05-22 21:04:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but it's hideously depressed and commits suicide.

I wish for a new avatar 		2010-05-22 21:38:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted. its blank.

I wish for pie in the sky		2010-05-23 01:12:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted but the pie in the sky was one flying at your face at 1 million miles per hour (oouch thats gotta hurt..)
I wish I wasn't scared of crickets....		2010-05-23 04:35:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

Granted, but too soon because they go on a murderous rampage. You are the first victim because of your lack of fear.
I wish for people to like my levels.		2010-05-23 04:49:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted. there loved so much the paparazzi never ever leaves you alone. you get h4h spam. and people steal your levels

I wish for.......		2010-05-23 06:04:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123

Granted but ....... proceeds every sentence written and spoken by you in all future cases. Making you seem incredibly awkward and outright annoying eventually.

I wish for breakfast!		2010-05-23 14:01:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

granted! but its dinner time!

i wish for the previous person gets a wonderful wish

(corupt it, CORUPT IT!!!!! was i thinking out load? oh well....)		2010-05-25 02:06:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but it's a wish as in the sound of flying and the previous person has fallen onto you from 10000 feet above.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted negatively.		2010-05-25 02:10:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Wish granted but it's corrupted positively because you get 100 dollars.
I wish i had a ps3		2010-05-25 02:24:00

Author:
TheOfficialVen
Posts: 155

Here is your PS3 (http://www.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/smashing-ps3.jpg).

I wish I could afford every game on my wishlist (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/games.php?do=wishlist&u=255670).		2010-05-25 02:33:00

Author:
schm0
Posts: 1239

Here are your games. http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/games.php?do=wishlist&u=255670 (your games)
I wish for.		2010-05-25 02:37:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

You to finish your sentence.
I wish, I wish, my relatives were here....

((AWESOME ANIMATED AVI, JSPOT!))		2010-05-25 04:10:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

They are here. Now they leave.
I wish for someone to finish the last word in this sente		2010-05-25 04:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

encerm.
I wish my threads on here would never die and they were filled with good advice.		2010-05-25 21:47:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but then they get spammed and all the good advice is hidden under 99 pages of spam.
I wish to win the Tournament without cheating.		2010-05-26 01:14:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted... but the prize is the honor of getting shot in the head... by ME. :kz:

I wish Red Dead Redemption's multiplayer wouldn't CUT OUT on me!!		2010-05-26 02:59:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, they all spam you to death.
I
wish
to
be
able
to
go
under
the
ten
character
post
limit.		2010-05-26 03:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but now you are only allowed 1 character.
I wish people would cooperate more.		2010-05-26 11:00:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, they cooperate to destroy you.
I wish for anything.		2010-05-26 15:01:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

...Nothing Happens...

I wish I could eat EVERYTHING!		2010-05-26 17:32:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, but you end up eating yourself, and you can't have a funeral 'cuz you ate the church

I wish i could sugar coat it, but then you would eat this wish :o

I wish for the internet.		2010-05-26 20:45:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

You got the internet but was banned for hacking into their servers.

I want Sarah Palin to actually be able to see from her yard		2010-05-26 20:48:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

And she sees you dying and doesn't bither.
I wish I wish for something else that rhymes with wish other than fish.		2010-05-27 00:06:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

You get your wish but the word whacks you and steals your wallet.

I wish for a Katana		2010-05-27 00:13:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, it's magic and cuts you in half.
I wish to not cheat and get the ultimate bundle.		2010-05-27 00:23:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted... But somehow your wish was corrupted

I wish that more people would post in the WHat are you listening to thread so i could post more :B		2010-05-27 22:07:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, it gets off topic and gets locked.
I wish for the next poster to become a mod.		2010-05-28 01:47:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Yess the poweeer!, Your wish gave me the power but i banned you for being inappropriate.

I wish for no more war		2010-05-28 02:18:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, but now war is replaced by food fights.
I wish for wish.		2010-05-28 02:21:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Your wish finds out your cheating and locks you out/.
I wish for fish		2010-05-28 02:30:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, I must unwish your wish since it's already been wished for TWO TIMES.:kz:
I wish for a complete word to end my sente		2010-05-28 02:33:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Pickle, but it goes berserk and eats you.

I wish for a Yukata.		2010-05-28 02:35:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

granted, I don't know what that is so I let you pet my mutant squirrel which eats you.
Me wish me has beter grammerz,		2010-05-28 02:37:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

You go to harvard and fail the first exam. (Which for harvard the first test is actually opening the booklet, you have to do it a certain way.

I wish i was in Yokohama right now		2010-05-28 02:42:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

granted, but what you get is too be made into Yokohama TIRES.
I wish to know the question to go along with the answer of 42.		2010-05-28 09:43:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

The question is: How many days till you die!

I wish every corrupt authority figure in the world would simultaneously be subject to an incredibly humiliating experience from which their reputations would never recover from.		2010-05-29 01:43:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

Granted, but then you became the governer of a random city in Kansas. In which a series of events occurred leading to your corruption.

I wish sackbots could fight.		2010-05-29 01:47:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

They fight and threaten you until you...Dance likea Monkay!

I wish to be a mongoose, can I be a mongoose?		2010-05-29 02:08:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted. You can be the stuffed one laying around my front door. ^_^

I wish for a hostage situation (with me using the hostage as a human shield).		2010-05-29 02:51:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

The hostage is Bruce Lee and he kills you. o.o

I need tacos! If i dont have them.. i'll explode!! That happens to me sometimes..
can i have tacos?		2010-05-29 02:53:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted. But they're claymore tacos.

I wish for a fish taco.		2010-05-29 03:04:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but their Tuna! and you die of Mercury

Whys he got sucha big head? Whys he got such a biiiiiiig heeead?

I wish to know		2010-05-29 03:06:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Because he's a nerd planning to DESTROY YOU.
I uh... wish?		2010-05-29 04:50:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted , but the star you wished upon fell on and disintegrated you.2010-05-29 05:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, nothing happens.
I wish for a wishing star.		2010-05-29 06:23:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but then Rayquaza destroys it before you can wish on it.

I wish sackbots could use the paintinator.		2010-05-29 16:14:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

Granted but them shoot you with paint that turns you into a monkey.

"Quiet down! you wanna wake up the entire planet?"

I do.... I wish to wake up the entire planet.		2010-05-29 17:00:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, they find and destroy you.
I wish for nothing.		2010-05-29 18:47:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted.. nothing happens.
I wish for something.		2010-05-30 11:35:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted...
the Pokemon move splash happens.
I wish for people to stop stealing cupcakes.

(That smilie is there for a reason ya know...)		2010-05-30 18:34:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

It doesn't happen, and i steal your cupcake,
and take out my...gidey..chippy thingy to make room for it.

I wish for Sesame Chicken.		2010-05-30 18:37:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted but shortly after all your teeth fall out so you ant eat it.

I wish for PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME!		2010-05-30 19:53:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted!... but there's no dancing banana.

I wish for some fruit...		2010-05-30 20:56:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but I ate them.

I wish for PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME With the dancing banana!!! >		2010-05-30 21:03:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

You step on him and slip.

I wish for tuna		2010-05-30 21:19:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granred, it's covered in JELLEH!!!
I wish I wish, apon a star, for an atomic bomb.		2010-05-31 02:35:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

It lands on you :-_-:

I wish for the bomb to his Jspot..again		2010-05-31 02:37:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, I'm Sean, you're JspOt.
I wish for something wonderful to happen to me.		2010-05-31 06:48:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

A wonderful, disease,
i wish for tacos		2010-05-31 07:07:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

They explode.
I miss you cupcake...
I wish for a cupcake.		2010-05-31 07:09:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

You couldn't fit it in your suit, because of the guidy chippy thingy

I wish for Invader ZIM to go back on the air		2010-05-31 07:10:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, but it only airs in Arabic.

I wish Cartoon Network returned back to normal (instead of being lame... -_-)		2010-05-31 07:15:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it only airs in Arabic.

I wish Cartoon Network returned back to normal (instead of being lame... -_-)

Granted, but normal is undefined, therefore, we use a previous normal- when Cartoon Network did not exist. Too bad...


I wish it were possible for me to live on a small asteroid near earth.		2010-05-31 07:26:00

Author:
Sunrise_Moon
Posts: 469

Granted... but then the Earth's gravitational pull pulls in that asteroid and causes the extinction of the human race.

I wish I knew what the pre-order bonuses were for LBP2...		2010-05-31 07:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, it's death.
I wish for anything.		2010-05-31 07:42:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. An elephant comes flying in and squashes you to death.

I wish XP were here already!		2010-05-31 08:55:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you have so much group exp from Outlaw Industries that your profile breaks.

I wish for my dog to know how to do more tricks.		2010-05-31 09:03:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

Granted but He joins an evil circus

I wish for a time machine that works & doesn't have the same consequences as in that movie called Click		2010-05-31 18:47:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted, but it's confusing as hell to use, and you get stuck at a very bad time :o

I wish for Chuck Norris :O		2010-05-31 18:58:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted but he punches you and you die :O
I wish for a Gir plushy		2010-05-31 19:09:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted but it's laced with arsneic

I wish that they thought gaming and LBP in school and you got points for it in exams		2010-05-31 19:54:00

Author:
Junkyardassissan
Posts: 164

Granted, you are grounded from school.
I wish my own Gir!		2010-05-31 21:30:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted,but your Gir is stupider than the real one and it pushes you down a bottomless pit.
I wish for a pony.		2010-05-31 21:39:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

Granted I dies tho :3

I wish for PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME With the dancing banana
and the dancing banana isnt slippery!!!!		2010-05-31 21:44:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted. But then a monkey eats the banana.

I wish I had some C4.		2010-05-31 21:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but it blows up in your face!

I wish for PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME With the dancing banana
and the dancing banana isnt slippery AND there is no monkey involved!!!!		2010-05-31 22:02:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted. But then an elephant comes flying in and squashes you and your banana to death.

I wish Joruto would stop his attempts at getting peanut butter jelly time.		2010-05-31 22:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but Joruto continues :3

I wish for PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME With the dancing banana
and the dancing banana isnt slippery AND there is no monkey or elephant involved!!!!		2010-05-31 22:05:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, I tactical nuke you.
I wish for jelly. That's it. Just plain ol' jelly.		2010-05-31 22:09:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but its out of date.

I wish for PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME With the dancing banana
and the dancing banana isnt slippery AND there is no monkey or elephant involved AND NO NUKES!!!		2010-05-31 22:11:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted.
Now I use a shotgun.
I wish for the last thing Outlaw Jack wished.		2010-05-31 22:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Grated but Joruto now wants Shoop da woop!!!!!

I wish for http://media1.fxhome.com/preset-images/1899/preview.png		2010-05-31 22:29:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, it's pointing at you.
I wish for Joruto to stop.		2010-05-31 22:34:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but I undo your wish!

I wish for Shoop Da Whoop
And I wish I was invincible!!!!		2010-05-31 22:36:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted. However, since you are invisible, you suck your thumb in loneliness.
I wish for root beer.		2010-05-31 22:39:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. However, since you are invisible, you suck your thumb in loneliness.
I wish for root beer.

Erm I said Invincible not invisible.

And your wish is granted but I drank some.
By that I mean all of it

I wish for Shoop Da Whoop
And I wish I was invincible!!!!		2010-05-31 22:48:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted.
It was already corrupted.
I wish to be corrupt.		2010-05-31 23:01:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

You are then sued by the world.

I wish to get my piggy back		2010-05-31 23:06:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, it's now bacon.
I wish to see a squirrel.		2010-05-31 23:16:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

It was goin like this.. *fittles with hand*

I wish for chocolate bubble gum!		2010-05-31 23:21:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, but it melts in your hand.

I wish my ceiling wasn't leaking...		2010-06-01 00:44:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, now your floor is leaking.
I wish for burritos.		2010-06-01 05:52:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

I spat in them.

I wish for eternal youth.		2010-06-02 05:10:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted, you are now a baby for the rest of your life.

I wish for a hammer		2010-06-02 05:24:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, but I have to banhammer you first.
I wish for the BANHAMMAH!!		2010-06-02 05:28:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but then you get shot by my bangun.

I wish for some more bullets for my bangun.		2010-06-02 05:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but they are made of rubber!

I wish for a banana.		2010-06-02 07:13:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, but it's bee poisoned.

I wish I could think of what to wish for.		2010-06-02 08:36:00

Author:
Sunrise_Moon
Posts: 469

you can but the only thing you can think of is so raunchy it would get you banned from REAL LIFE.
I wish the pre-order bonuses for LBP2 currently available didn't suck and I had them all.		2010-06-02 18:30:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

1 of the pre-order bonuses you get "blows"...poisonous gas.

I wish for the next poster to post some links so I can see what pre-order bonuses are available.		2010-06-02 20:05:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?product_id=76726#

Granted? But uh, somehow it's corrupted

I wished for a pretzel		2010-06-02 20:09:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?product_id=76726#

Granted? But uh, somehow it's corrupted

I wished for a pretzel

Granted, but it tastes like mold.

I wish I had more ice cream.		2010-06-02 22:28:00

Author:
Sunrise_Moon
Posts: 469

Granted, but it's melted and all over the floor.

I wish i had a klondike bar.		2010-06-02 22:30:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, but that melts too and mingles with Sunrise_Moon's ice cream. Then the ants come and kills it.

I wish I worked for MediaMolecule as a graphic designer! (Like Rex!)		2010-06-02 22:36:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

Granted, you die by fans.
I wish to be the person to post on page 100.		2010-06-03 02:17:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but no one gives a crap.

I wish for my avatar to jump out the screen at you..		2010-06-03 03:15:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

It does but it kills us all by jumping out to fast.
I wish for my ring thing from thinkgeek to fit better		2010-06-03 04:02:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted... but it fits so well that it cuts off circulation to your finger, thus making you get an amputation.

I wish my dad wasn't so reckless with the ladder... -_-		2010-06-03 04:11:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, it takes 99 hours for one trip up.
I wish for 0 dollars.		2010-06-03 04:30:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. The wish proceeds to remove all / any money in yours or your families possession.

I wish for the Canon EOS 1000D cos I want a good camera for taking photos ^^		2010-06-03 10:32:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

Granted but then you're cursed, because your thumbs are always getting in front of the lens.

I wish for 5 Green bars. 		2010-06-03 19:58:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

Granted but D.R OCTOGONOPUS BLUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for a helicopter that can go underwater!!! :3
I am a geneuis.
I'm so smart that I cant even spell it. :3		2010-06-03 20:38:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, but when it does it asplodes!
(BTW you have an awesome new sig n avi)
I wish for nothing to go wrong.		2010-06-03 21:47:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but life becomes so boring you kill yourself.
I wish I had awesome GFx skillz.		2010-06-03 21:50:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702

Granted, but you never get to use it.

I wish i had a geetar.		2010-06-03 22:03:00

Author:
Thunderstruck
Posts: 296

Granted, it smashes you.
I wish for a dodgeball.		2010-06-04 00:50:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

It hits you in the face.
I wish dinner was done cooking.		2010-06-04 01:42:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, dinner is a nuke.
I wish for cup noodles.		2010-06-04 01:45:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but I steal and eat them.
I wish for more good music in the PSP version.		2010-06-04 03:14:00

Author:
Voltergeist
Posts: 1702

Granted, it makes lbp rated M.
I wish for pi.		2010-06-04 03:42:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. But it's rounded down to just 3.

I wish for a ship's wheel.		2010-06-04 04:32:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, it rolls you over.
I wish for a digivice.		2010-06-04 05:04:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but then your Pokedex murders it in its sleep.

I wish for a bag of beef jerky and a Coke.		2010-06-04 05:24:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, cows get revenge on you.
I wish for a D-3 model digivice.		2010-06-05 06:14:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but i dont know what that is so you cant get it.

I wish for world peace.		2010-06-05 08:05:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, here's some weapons and armour, now go fight for world peace...

I wish I was a good LBP creator.		2010-06-05 13:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


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