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As you wish, lord Monacle! Urrrgh!!!! Uuuurrh!!! I have no clue what you two are doing in that room, but I don't wanna ask. 8)

2016-10-30 21:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have no clue what you two are doing in that room, but I wanna join in. 8) You know what they say, two's company, three's a crowd.

2016-10-31 11:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You know what they say, two's company, three's a crowd and four's frenzy! First it was all fun and games until more people showed up and made it dirty.

2016-10-31 12:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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First it was all fun and games until more people showed up and made it a blast! :hero: I know, that's why we joined in the good times! Times are good, might as well celebrate, right? 8)

2016-10-31 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I in/COLORCOLOR=#333333] the[/COLORCOLOR=#333333 good[/COLOLOR=#333333] times![/COLOR are[/COLO[LOR=#333333 good, might as well celebrate, right? 8)[/COLOR Huheuuehuehuheuhuehuehueuehuehuehuehuheuheuheuheuh euhueheuheuhuehuehuehueh What hav[COLOR="#333333"][COLOR="#333333"][COLOR="#333333"][COLOR="#333333"]e you done!? You monster!

2016-10-31 23:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What have you done!? You monster! Wait, now my post is doing it too.... what the heck Please don't tell me I'm the only one seing this "[COLOR]" nonsense? EDIT.... now it's not showing correctly. Oh well.

2016-11-01 15:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Please don't tell me I'm the only one seing this "" nonsense? EDIT.... now it's not showing correctly. Oh cra- xbtss, tzzzz.... COLOLORLRORLORLOL[][][][]][]. Oh no, it's [COLOR="#333333"]spreading.

2016-11-01 17:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh no, it's spreading butter. Yeah, I made a machine that toasts and prepares bread to be eaten as toast.

2016-11-01 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yeah, I am a machine that toasts and prepares bread to be eaten as toast. Technology has gone too far. All this time I thought you were a human being!

2016-11-02 10:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Mutation has gone too far. All this time I thought you were a human bean! What happens if you let a human bean grow?

2016-11-02 12:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What happens if you let an infectious rash grow? Well I'm no expert, but I don't think that's a particularly good idea.

2016-11-02 14:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Well I'm no expert, but I don't think that's a rabbit. Can't you see its large ears and feet, its small bushy tail, and its tendency to hop? It's definitely a rabbit...

2016-11-03 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can't you see its large ears and feet, its small bushy tail, and its tendency to hop? It's definitely a fangirl... Hey, aren't you supposed to treat fans better?

2016-11-04 02:10:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Hey, aren't you supposed to treat fans like crap by sulking at a concert they paid a lot of money for, even though you're a terrible "musician"? Doesn't matter, they'll still like him for some reason.

2016-11-04 10:54:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Doesn't matter, they'll still vote for him for some reason. You can't explain people's logic for voting Trump. That's become a fact of life, you'll have to accept it.

2016-11-04 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You can't explain people's logic for having more than 1 gender.. That's become a fact of life, you'll have to accept it. https://media.giphy.com/media/12t1dcgFngBaDK/giphy.gif

2016-11-05 19:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Screaming-GIFS-8.gif What did I do? Why are you angry? MOMMY!?!?!

2016-11-05 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did I do? Why are you angry? ALLAH!?!?! Pls no terrorism here, sir.

2016-11-06 18:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pls no donuts here, sir. Again, I have no problem with you wanting to eat healthy, but you can't stop others from eating what they want!

2016-11-06 20:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Again, I have no problem with you wanting to eat a poor innocent cute and fluffy kitten, but you can't stop others from eating what they want! There is nothing poor an innocent about cute fluffy kittens. They are evil in its purest form!

2016-11-07 09:53:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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There is something poor and innocent about cute fluffy kittens. They are joy in its purest form! Exactly, which is why I object to you eating them!

2016-11-07 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Exactly, which is why I object to you meeting them! If my parents can accept our relationship, so should yours.

2016-11-07 14:21:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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If my girl can accept our relationship, so should your wives. I didn't know L1N3R1D3R was the ladies man.

2016-11-07 17:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I didn't know L1N3R1D3R was a man. He is??????

2016-11-07 18:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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She is?????? Did you just assume his gender?!

2016-11-07 19:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you just assume Barack Obama's gender?! I mean, he is the president and he has a wife. Is it not safe to assume that he's a man?

2016-11-07 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I mean, he is the president and he has a wife. Is it not safe to assume that he's an apache helicopter? Apache helicopters have no feelings, they are machines created by men.

2016-11-08 00:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Apache helicopters have no feelings, they are machines created by themselves. I sexually identify as offensive, and I find this statement to be an Apache helicopter.

2016-11-08 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I sexually identify as bad, and I find this statement to be a joke. Pls no triggering. We offer chocolate cake.

2016-11-08 08:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pls no triggering. We offer bullet-proof vests. oic wut u did thar :arg:

2016-11-08 22:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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oic wut u did in wc :arg: You creepy mongrel. *loads shotgun*

2016-11-11 19:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You creepy mongrel. *loads van* Wait, don't go! We can accommodate for the spiders in your room, I swear!

2016-11-12 16:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wait, don't go! We can worship the spiders in your room, I swear! Not interested. *drives away*

2016-11-12 19:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not interested. *drives L1N3R1D3R crazy* All I want is to give you the vacuum cleaner you wanted to borrow, no need to treat me like a salesman!

2016-11-12 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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All I want is to give you the love you deserve, no need to friendzone me! If he doesn't love you, he doesn't love you. Stop crying and move on!

2016-11-14 09:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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If he doesn't pay you, he hates you. Stop crying and have a revenge! Why use violence when you have cyber bullying?

2016-11-14 15:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why use soap when you have deodrant? Well deodrant doesn't get you clean, for one thing....

2016-11-15 09:57:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Well axe doesn't get you girls, for one thing.... I've been living a lie!

2016-11-15 20:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I've been eating a pie! This isn't Facebook, get out of here with your status updates!

2016-11-16 09:59:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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This isn't Twitter, get out of here with your video updates! I'm sorry that I like informing people about my newest videos. Don't you want to know?

2016-11-16 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry that I like informing people about my bedroom antics. Don't you want to know? Yeeeeaaaaah no thanks. Please keep it to yourself.

2016-11-17 11:01:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Yeeeeaaaaah no thanks. Please keep the donuts to yourself. But I made them myself! Sure, it might tastes like crap, but accept my gift!

2016-11-17 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But I made you myself! Sure, you might be crap, but accept my gift of life! That's no way to speak to your only son!

2016-11-17 15:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That's no way to give your one and only son! I would be angry that you're bragging about yourself being Jesus, but you're also calling me God...

2016-11-17 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I would be angry that you're bragging about yourself being the best LBPC member, but you're also calling me the worst LBPC member... When did I say that? I mean.... WHY would I say that. You're the only one playing these games with me. <3

2016-11-18 09:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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When did I say that? I mean.... WHY would I say that. You're the only one playing around with me. ...ew. This is a family-friendly forum, Ali, not a place to talk about your weird homosexual activities!

2016-11-18 13:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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...ew. This is a family-friendly forum, Ali, not a place to talk about our perfectly normal homosexual activities! But you never answer my calls or texts.

2016-11-18 14:43:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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But they never answer my calls or texts. Then they don't care about you, and you should realize that and move on.

2016-11-19 02:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Then they don't care about you, and you should protest that and never move on. How very apt.

2016-11-21 14:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Now very wet. https://media.giphy.com/media/5DlwRpCbY156w/giphy.gif

2016-11-21 19:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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http://missionalthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/book1.gif I don't know if you're delusional or what, but I am not a circular green cyclops.

2016-11-21 23:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know if you're delusional or what, but I am not a terrorist with a bomb in a bag. Then why do you have a bag in men's washroom?

2016-11-22 00:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Then why do you have a shirt in men's washroom? I'm not sure if you understand the concept of public bathrooms, but you don't just enter it naked.

2016-11-22 01:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not sure if you understand the concept of public dance offs, but you don't just enter them without learning to dance. So that's why I never win.

2016-11-22 10:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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So that's why I always win. If you think you can dance then dance for me while I am shooting you with my revolver.

2016-11-22 12:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you think you can dance then dance for me while I am shooting you with my rocket launcher. That seems like a bit of an unfair advantage.

2016-11-22 13:31:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That seems like a stupidly unfair advantage. You mean like how Mario Kart gives me terrible item luck when I face against higher-ranked players?

2016-11-22 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You mean like how eggs gives me terrible wind when I eat them? Why do you eat them if they make you fart?

2016-11-24 12:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Why do I eat your pills if they make you breathe normally? Because you're ah mhonstheheher, hthat'sh whyhy hhhhh!!

2016-11-25 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because my name is Sir_monacle, hthat'sh whyhy hhhhh!! Seriously, he does that more than anyone else here.

2016-11-27 18:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Seriously, it does that more than everyone else here combined. Let's be glad that there aren't human copies from ourselves.

2016-11-27 20:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Let's be glad that there aren't fingerprints from our bodies. Really, you promise that we can commit a crime without worry, and this is your reasoning?

2016-11-28 05:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Really, you promise that we can eat your cooking without worry, and this is your seasoning? Using Chinese five spice in spaghetti bolognese certainly isn't advisable.

2016-11-28 10:18:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Using Chinese five spice in shower certainly isn't advisable. Sure you is showering correctly?!

2016-11-28 15:19:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Sure you are highlighting your changed words correctly?! I'm fairly confident that I am..... unlike some people.

2016-11-28 15:53:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I'm fairly confident that I am..... unlike some zombies. Wait, are you implying that you are a zombie?

2016-11-28 17:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, are you implying that I am a zombie? Considering that you find entertainment in turning every joke into a boring trend, yes.

2016-11-29 01:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Considering that you find entertainment in turning every ball of yarn into a sweater, yes. I hope he can knit me a nice Christmas jumper.

2016-11-29 09:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I hope he can find me a nice Christmas present. Ali, you do know that Santa Claus isn't real, right? ...sorry, did I just blow your mind?

2016-11-29 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ali, you do know that love isn't real, right? ...sorry, did I just break your heart? u maek me cri evry tiem

2016-11-30 10:19:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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u maek me lul evry tiem I know I'm a pretty good comedian, but you don't need to address me that informally.

2016-11-30 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know I'm pretty, but you don't need to approach me that nervously. I'm just really shy, t'is all.

2016-11-30 15:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I'm just really British, t'is all. I can tell by your use of the word "t'is" without talking about "the season" of Christmas.

2016-11-30 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You can tell by my use of the word "British" that I'm a typical American that doesn't understand that very few (if any) English folk actually refer to themselves as "British". Yes, and we don't all talk like the Queen or Ray Winstone, or have bad teeth.

2016-12-01 11:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Yes, and we don't all talk like Darth Vader, or have bad intent. And nor do I, I was merely jesting at your word choice given the time of year.

2016-12-01 13:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And nor do I, I was merely jesting at your jumper choice given the time of year. It's a Christmas jumper (knitted by Nemo no less)..... when the heck else would I wear it?

2016-12-01 14:23:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It's a suicide jumper (encouraged by Nemo no less)..... when the heck should I do the same? After you've bought me some Christmas presents of course.

2016-12-01 16:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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After you've eaten my Christmas presents of course. It's your fault that you chose to wish for only edible things.

2016-12-01 22:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's your vault that you chose to fill with only edible things. I must keep my lollipops safe from certain people.

2016-12-03 12:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I must keep my lollipops safe from Sir_monacle. Do you need me to help secure that vault? I have heavy-duty locks.

2016-12-03 17:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you need me to help the thief to steal that vault? I have heavy bombs for it. Calm down, Satan. That vault is precious to me.

2016-12-03 20:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Calm down, Satan. That Bible is precious to me. But it was your destiny to join the evil side. Those commandments are just words, anyway.

2016-12-04 19:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But it was your choice to join the winning side. Those commandments are just our prisons, anyway. Glad to hear that, mortal! Muahahahahaha!

2016-12-04 21:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Glad to see that, jerk! Muahahahahaha! But all I wanted to do was help people with science! Why am I getting sent to the principal's office?

2016-12-05 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But all I wanted to do was bully people with wet paper balls! Why am I getting sent to the principal's office? Because you're a bad kid! You won't get any presents this Christmas!

2016-12-05 21:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because you're a good kid! You won't get any coal this Christmas! *insert generic "the true meaning of Christmas" message here*

2016-12-05 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*insert generic modification here* Man, this game really has gone downhill.

2016-12-06 10:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Man, my feces really has gone down the toilet. I wasn't even going to mention it, but yes, you are technically right.

2016-12-06 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I wasn't even going to mention it, but yes, you are technically a brain riding a skeleton coated with flesh. That put my life into a whole new perspective.

2016-12-07 13:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That put my piece of art into a whole new perspective. I know, some revolutionary technology to create the world around it, right?

2016-12-07 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know, some revolutionary technology to create synthetic human beings, right? Just make sure you don't give them sentience, that never works out!

2016-12-08 10:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Just make sure you don't give them donuts, that never works out! Oh, I would never do that. Why would I risk ruining their programming by messing up their wires?

2016-12-08 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh, I would never do that. Why would I risk ruining their day by messing up their hair? Because you're a monster.

2016-12-08 15:31:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Because you're cookie monster. Since when was I a blue, fuzzy, anthropomorphic creature who adored cookies?

2016-12-08 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Since when was I a redneck, fat, anthropomorphic creature who adored cookies!? *TRIGGERED* It was a joke, bro!

2016-12-09 00:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Cool story, bro! Thanks for acknowledging my backstory. I took tons of time to craft it--I mean, feel bad for me!

2016-12-09 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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thanks for acknowledging my channel. i took tons of years to create my videos it--i mean, feel bad for me! *UNSUBSCRIBED* Haahahahahhahaaa! 8D

2016-12-11 14:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*RESUBSCRIBED* Haahahahahhahaaa! 8D Why are you wasting your subscription on someone you never watch?

2016-12-11 21:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you wasting your money on a game you'll never play? It's these darn Steam sales I tell ye, I can't resist a good bargain!

2016-12-12 09:59:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It's these darn shoe sales I tell ye, I can't resist a good bargain! Shoes are good but you do not need 49 pairs of them. ?_(ツ_/?

2016-12-12 13:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Chromosomes are good but you do not need 23 pairs of them. ?_(ツ_/? Well it's been a very long time since I've studied Biology, so I'm not sure I'm in a position to argue.

2016-12-13 11:35:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Well it's been a very long time since I've studied necromancy, so I'm not sure I'm in a position to rise an army. Just try, my friend! The dead can't complain! Mwahahaha!

2016-12-13 12:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just try, my friend! The women can't complain! Mwahahaha! Stop being a sexist fool, Nemo. It's 2016, we're in the age of equality.

2016-12-13 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Stop being a equal fool, Nemo. It's 2016, we're in the age of being the superior sex. https://media.giphy.com/media/w6MNHOoLEzBVm/giphy.gif Women are as important as men are in life!

2016-12-13 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://media.giphy.com/media/w6MNHOoLEzBVm/giphy.gif Ali is as important as I am in this thread! We are all equally important (but some are more equally important than others).

2016-12-14 10:26:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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We are all equally salt (but some are more equally salt than others). If you learned that in League of Legends then I am not surprised.

2016-12-14 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you learned that in Call of Duty then I am not surprised. Just because I am proficient at first-person shooter controls doesn't mean I was a Call of Duty scrub!

2016-12-14 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just because I am proficient at dancing doesn't mean I was a professional dancer! You should follow your dreams. Forget university!

2016-12-15 11:23:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You should follow your greed. Forget your dreams! Tell that to Scrooge McDuck. :hero:

2016-12-15 13:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Tell that to Donald Trump. :hero: Well, somehow he managed to succeed while being greedy and following his dreams, so...

2016-12-16 02:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, somehow he managed to succeed while being dumb and following his money, so... If the majority of Americans voted for him then it's their problem.

2016-12-16 11:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If the majority of conservative whites voted for him then it's their problem. I'm surprised at how many states he won after all the stupid **** he's documented to have said.

2016-12-16 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm surprised at how many races he won after all the stupid training he's done while being a thug. Whoa, just because he's black does not mean he's a thug.

2016-12-17 19:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Whoa, just because the thug life chose him does not mean he's a thug. Don't you know the rules of the thug life? You don't choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you.

2016-12-17 21:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't you know the rules of the fight club? You don't choose the fight club, the fight club chooses you. You just broke the first two rules of fight club.

2016-12-18 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You just broke the first two rules of dance club. A talented dancer like Linerider should know much better.

2016-12-19 10:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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A talented slave like Linerider should know his place. Free the slaves! ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=( ͠? ͟ʖ ͡?)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

2016-12-19 17:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Free the incarcerated criminals In no world is that a good idea...

2016-12-20 11:30:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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In my world that's a good idea! Because you live in underworld where the sun doesn't shine, am I rite?

2016-12-20 16:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because you live in my house where the sun doesn't shine, am I rite? I don't want to know about your and Ali's messed up living situations.

2016-12-20 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You don't want to know about my and Ali's messed up relationship situations. Well I can't you if I do not know anything, buddy.

2016-12-21 00:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well I can't think if I do not know anything, buddy. And clearly that is the case. :arg:

2016-12-21 17:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And clearly that is my smell. :arg: Argh! Noooo! *dies*

2016-12-21 23:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Argh! Noooo! *flies* I didn't know you had super powers!

2016-12-22 10:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I didn't know you had jelly donuts! And no, Mr. Gopher, you may not have any of them. I bought them for my club, not for you!

2016-12-22 16:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And no, Mr. Gopher, you may not have any of them. I bought them for my cat lord, not for you! Cats are evil and do not even love you. Do not worship them!

2016-12-23 01:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Cats are cool and always love you. However, do not worship them! Thanks for the advice, Nemo. I guess I was a bit too obsessed with them before now.

2016-12-24 17:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Thanks for the present, Nemo. I guess I was a bit too obsessed with candies before now. Uh oh, better not to open that present then!

2016-12-25 15:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Uh oh, better not to open that briefcase then! Wait, what did you sa--*BOOM*

2016-12-27 00:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wait, what did you sa--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! You got Rickrolled, you can not escape from it for 5 hours.

2016-12-27 20:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You got Nyan Cat-ed, you can not escape from it for 5 hours. But doesn't the Nyan cat video last for 10 hours? ...wait, I'm even more screwed now.

2016-12-28 03:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But doesn't the Nyan cat video last for 10 hours? ...wait, I'm even more excited to see it now. Just wait until you see the version where every time the cat says the letter 'n', it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie translated into Klingon!

2016-12-28 20:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Just wait until you see the version where every time they say "one", it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie translated into Latin! While that would be entertaining, I've had enough LazyTown for today.

2016-12-29 02:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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While that would be entertaining, I've had enough internet for today. You may have had enough internet for a day, but the internet does not care!

2016-12-29 06:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You may have had enough corn for a day, but the corn children do not care! I think your statement depends entirely on whether these corn children are of the cob or not.

2016-12-29 06:23:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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I think your statement depends entirely on whether these corny children are delicious or not. No, do not eat the children. I already made food from chickens.

2016-12-30 17:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, do not let the children outside. I already cut off the heads of the chickens. What on earth were you thinking by doing that? You know they don't immediately die, right?

2016-12-30 18:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What on earth were you thinking by destroying that fortress? You know they don't immediately die without holy water? No worries, the priests are hiding in the bushes. When those ghouls come out, they shoot holy spit from their mouths on them!

2016-12-30 19:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No worries, the Ali_Stars are hiding in TenebrisNemo's house. When those ghouls go in, they shoot holy spit from their mouths on them! It is too late. We must burn it all down... for the chickens. YOU WILL BE AVENGED!

2016-12-31 13:11:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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It is too late. We must burn it all down... for Harambe! YOU WILL BE AVENGED! Please get that dead meme out of here. It smells like rotten sushi.

2016-12-31 17:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Please get that dead man out of here. He smells like rotten eggs. You killed the man, it's your responsibility to dispose of him.

2016-12-31 21:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I killed the man, but it's your responsibility to dispose of him. I am not going to do this job. Find somebody else.

2017-01-01 01:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am not going to cook this meat. Find somebody else to eat. It is too late. I have already devoured the arm raw.

2017-01-01 07:24:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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It is too late. I have already reached the final form. No! Kill it with fire! *pyromancy intensifies*

2017-01-01 18:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No! Cook it with fire! *the episode intensifies* This is the most interesting show on Food Network I've ever seen. What's the name of it?

2017-01-01 20:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This is the lamest show on Nature Network I've ever seen. What's the name of it? Watching Grass Grow season 2: Mud Turns to Dirt.

2017-01-02 02:59:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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Things That Never Happened season 2: I Got a Girlfriend. Born to feel. Liek dis if u cri evritim.

2017-01-02 17:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Born to drive. Liek dis if u laff evritim. I'm pretty sure none of what you just said was intelligible. Are you sure you got an A in English?

2017-01-04 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm pretty sure all of what you just said was intelligible. Are you sure you only got an A in English? You got me. I actually got expelled for being too dang smart for you plebians.

2017-01-04 19:57:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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You got me. I actually got executed for being too dang smart for you heathens! Pff! You just believed that we should die for not serving something which doesn't exist.

2017-01-04 23:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pff! You just believed that we should be scolded for not doing something which doesn't make sense. This is exactly how I feel in one of my classes right now, but my teacher is too flat to understand my point of view.

2017-01-09 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This is exactly how I feel in one of my countries right now, but my people are too blind to understand my glorious point of view. You are a tyrant who shouldn't be ruling this land. Viva la revolution!

2017-01-09 18:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an uncultured swine who shouldn't be playing this song. Viva la Vida! Sorry, but I've heard that song way too many times, and it's time for that to stop.

2017-01-13 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry, but I've heard that song way too many times, and it's time for that to continue! LET IT GOOOOOO! *Loads shotgun* Shame!

2017-01-14 14:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*Loads shotgun* Shane! What did I do wrong? All I'm doing here is playing some high-level basketball!

2017-01-15 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did I do wrong? All I'm doing here is playing some high-level realistic FPS game! You killed all the children! There is no hope left for you, monster!

2017-01-15 12:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You ate all the gingerbread children! There is no dessert left for you, monster! *in monster language* I apologize for my rudeness, I'm just learning my manners.

2017-01-19 03:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*in hobo language* I apologize for my rudenessh, I'm just learningh my mannersh, good lordh. Get out or I call for Ivan.

2017-01-19 10:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get out or be shot by Ivan. *insert footage from Game Grumps' Devil's Third playthrough here*

2017-01-20 03:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*insert footage from L1B3R1D3R's home video here* What the heck is this?! I didn't sign up for this!

2017-01-21 00:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What the heck is this?! I didn't spell his name like this! So who are you going to put the blame on? You're not getting away with this red-handed.

2017-01-21 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So who are you going to put the bomb on? You're not getting away with this- *KA-BOOM!* Hahahaa, that's what you get, L4M3R1D3R! Muahahahahahahahaa!

2017-01-22 12:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hahahaa, that's what you get for Christmas! Muahahahahahahahaa! I think you're a bit late there.... or incredibly early.

2017-01-23 12:20:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I think you're a bit early there.... or incredibly early. Time's up. Now pay the debt or you will not see the morning sun tomorrow.

2017-01-23 14:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Time's up. Now pay the debt or you will not see your house tomorrow. I never realized until now how much mortgage absolutely sucks. Can I redo my adult life?

2017-01-24 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I never realized until now how much you absolutely suck. Can you redo your life? Whilst I don't appreciate you being mean to Nemo, I rather like that insult. I may use it myself in future.

2017-01-24 14:45:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Whilst I don't appreciate me being fat, I rather like that chocolate cake. I may have diabetes in future. It's your body, you can do whatever you want. But it wouldn't hurt if you started to eat healthily.

2017-01-24 17:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's your body, you can do whatever you want. But it wouldn't hurt if you stopped smoking. I understand why he can't stop smoking, as it is highly addictive. Would you prefer we help you quit it?

2017-01-26 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I understand why he can't stop vomiting, as it is highly addictive. Would you prefer we help him to quit it? You guys need Jesus.

2017-01-26 23:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You guys need cocaine. Honestly, I would rather have Jesus than cocaine, even though Jesus wasn't anyone special. #controversial

2017-01-27 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Honestly, I would rather have heroine than cocaine, even though Allah wasn't anyone special. #exploded Here we go again, blowing the minds of the heathens!

2017-01-27 19:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Here we go again, blowing up the homes of the heathens! I know you're upset about people who disagree with your opinions, but isn't this taking it a little too far?

2017-01-29 05:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know you're upset about people who disagree with your onions, but isn't this taking it a little too far? http://www.liftingrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ogre.jpg

2017-01-29 16:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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imgoingtopostanimageinthehopethathenextposterhasto typethequoteoutinfullbeforemakingthemodification.j pg You evil son of a sack.

2017-02-03 11:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You righteous daughter of a sack. I'm glad that you're complimenting TenebrisNemo, but you shouldn't be assuming their gender now. It's 2017!

2017-02-04 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm glad that you're complimenting my nipples, but you shouldn't be assuming their gender now. It's 2017! What has been heard can not be unheard.

2017-02-04 17:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What has been seen can not be unheard. True, it can only be unseen. Unless you're a weird monster with combined senses--I shouldn't judge, it's 2017.

2017-02-07 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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True, it can only be male. Unless it's a weird monster with combined senses--I shouldn't judge, it's 2017. Women are monsters? What a time to be alive.

2017-02-08 10:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Women are people? What a time to be alive. Wow, I did not know you were so misogynistic.

2017-02-08 13:01:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Wow, I did not know I was so misogynistic. But the thing is that you are not anymore! Little happiness is still happiness. :hero:

2017-02-08 16:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But the thing is that you are not anymore! LittleBigPlanet is still happiness. Preach it, brother!

2017-02-11 17:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not playing, brother! I noticed. Then I have no reason to visit this place.

2017-02-12 23:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I noticed. Then I have no reason to live. I am your reason to live. <3

2017-02-13 10:05:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I am your reason to die. <3 Holy crap, call the exorcist!

2017-02-13 12:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Holy crap, call the police! I don't see this online, entertaining form of forgery a crime. After all, everyone's doing it.

2017-02-15 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't see this online, entertaining form of stealing other people's money a crime. After all, I love doing it. Alright, you're under arrest. Everything what you say will be put against you.

2017-02-15 20:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Alright, you're the president. Everything that you say will complete and utter nonsense. Please can we keep politics out of this thread? This was supposed to be fun.

2017-02-17 10:19:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Please can we include politics in this thread? This is supposed to be fun. Sounds like a plan. Hey, did you hear that Donald Trump reached an approval rating below 50% over 100x faster than Bush or Obama in both of their terms?

2017-02-18 01:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sounds like an explosion. Hey, did you hear that Osama Bin Laden reached an approval rating above 99% over 100x faster than Achmed or Mohammed in both of their bombings? I hate it when I lose my Islamic friends into explosions.

2017-02-18 15:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I hate it when I lose my Christian friends into atheism. Hey, they're just seeing a different light than you, that's all.

2017-02-22 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, they're just seeing a different fact than you, that's all. 2 + 2 = 5 is not an alternative fact, it's complete crap!

2017-02-22 13:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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9 + 10 = 21 is not a meme, it's complete mathematical truth! Methinks you should retake kindergarten...and life, for that matter.

2017-02-23 04:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Methinks I shoulda retake kindergarten...and life, for that matter. Shut up, Jar Jar, nobody loves you!

2017-02-23 19:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Shut up, Ali_Star, nobody loves you! Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know a human too?

2017-02-24 05:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why you gotta be so awesome? Don't you know how to be a crappy human? Thou shalt not knoweth mine gloriousth powerth.

2017-02-25 13:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Thou shalt not knoweth anythingith in thisith classth. That's basically how I felt in one class last year, and how I feel in one class this year.

2017-02-28 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's basically how I felt in one trash can last year, and how I feel in my new home this year. Try living in a jungle next year?

2017-02-28 22:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Try living in a coma next year? That's the most subtle thing I've heard someone say before beating the hell out of someone else.

2017-03-04 22:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's the most hairiest thing I've heard someone say before beating the hell out of someone elses beard. That's what barbers do. Beware.

2017-03-06 18:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's what dogs do. Beware. I thought "cave canem" was a misspelled cane decorated with caves!

2017-03-07 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I thought "Donald Trump" was a misspelled idiot decorated with a wig! Pls enough with Donald Trump. Donald Duck is far more entertaining.

2017-03-07 13:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pls enough with the Trump. Cribbage is far more entertaining. I understand that the trump card mechanic of euchre can be hard to learn, but at least you can try!

2017-03-08 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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я не понимаю that the trump card mechanic of euchre can be hard to learn, but at least you can die! вы говорите по рускеей? Я говорите по руский немнога! По моему я знаю треедцать две слов. (Google translate sucks when it comes to Russian grammar. Good luck translating! (No, I did not use google translate. Otherwise it'd be complete gibberish in the real world.))

2017-03-09 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Monocle! Monacle! Sir Monacle! *Opens PokeDex* Sir monacle, a rare psychic type pokemon, appears usually in LittleBigPlanet Central forums. Tries to twist and crush the mind of other pokemons.

2017-03-09 11:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*Opens door* Sir monacle, a rare psychic type pokemon appeared in the LittleBigPlanet Central forums. Want to help me catch it? Leave me alone, I'm playing poker! I go all in.

2017-03-10 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Leave me alone, I'm playing marriage! I go all in. Bad, move, Sir monacle! You shall regret that for 18 years!

2017-03-10 10:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bad, move, Sir monacle! You shall lose all your money to my shops! You shouldn't be such a ruthless player against him, this is his first Monopoly game!

2017-03-10 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You shouldn't be such a ruthless CoD player against me, this is my first Xbox game! Cod? Why don't guys play nicer game, like salmon, or halibut? Or give me some money so I can go play Texas Hold'em again.

2017-03-11 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Cod? Why don't guys play nicer game, like Dark Souls, or Final Fantasy X? Or give me some money so I can go buy Bloodborne. You got an excellent taste in games, Sir monacle. Here, have a heart.

2017-03-11 13:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You have an excellent taste in dirt, Sir monacle. Here, have my heart. Slightly gross. I do like dirt, though. Any chance I can get a discount?

2017-03-11 19:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Slightly slimy. I do like jelly, though. Any chance I can get a discount? If you have the green Jelly Time coupons. Otherwise you'll have to pay the full price.

2017-03-11 21:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you have the cookie dough ice cream coupons. Otherwise you'll have to pay the full price. Ugh, Sir monacle, I told you we should have brought our coupon book!

2017-03-12 03:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ugh, Sir monacle, didn't I tell you to bring my "special" book? Yes, but you locked your house. You shouldn't do that! Otherwise Gremlins will eat your face! Also, I'm not touching that thing.

2017-03-12 07:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, but you locked your pants. You shouldn't do that! Otherwise bugs will eat your face! Also, I'm not touching those things. L1N3R1D3R's sack is not full of bugs. That's like being the Oogie Boogie.

2017-03-12 16:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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L1N3R1D3R's sack is not full of nuggets. That's like being Ronald McDonald. I don't want to know about Ronald McDonald and his sack. Isn't this forum PG?

2017-03-12 20:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I want to know about TeneBrisNemo and his sack. wait, Isn't this dating forum R? Leave me out of this, man. I don't want any trouble! Just take the worthless pack of cards and get out.

2017-03-13 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Leave my sack out of this, man. I don't want any love! Just take the worthless pack of chocolate and get out. Sir monacle, you're breaking my heart.

2017-03-13 10:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sir monacle, you're breaking my dishes. It's not his fault that you gave him the sharpest knife in the world to eat with.

2017-03-14 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's not his fault that you gave him the strongest lightsaber in the world to eat with. I didn't say EAT the Sith lord, I said BEAT the Sith lord!

2017-03-14 16:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I didn't say kill the orange bird, I said BEAT the orange bird! That's what I was doing! Over, and over again, just like you said. It's not my fault it can't take my mucho powers.

2017-03-15 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That's what I was doing! Over, and over again, just like you said. It's not my fault it can't take my bomb's powers. So not only the vault is broken, now you've also destroyed all the money which were inside of it.

2017-03-15 10:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So not only the government is broken, now you've also destroyed all the people which were inside of it. And yet people still try to defend his decisions...

2017-03-15 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And yet people still try to defend his towers... Dumb orcs. They do not know that our armies have trebuchets!

2017-03-15 16:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Dumb New Yorkers. They do not know that our armies have planes! Honestly, when you said "towers", I'm surprised you didn't make a Trump or a 9/11 joke.

2017-03-16 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Honestly, when you said "There's a funeral going on", I'm surprised you didn't make a 9/11 or a 9/11 joke. Oh, err, okay! Here's a joke, umm. My uncle died in 9/11, he called me on the phone just before he died. I shall always remember his words: "aloha I'm in Hawaii" What do you mean that wasn't funny? I don't work well under pressure, okay!? *Runs off*

2017-03-16 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, err, okay! Here's a sad story, umm. My uncle died in 9/11, he called me on the phone just before he died. I shall always remember his words: "git gud casul" What do you mean that was funny? I don't work well under the sign of shame, okay!? *blasts off* Don't worry, Team Rocket may hire you to catch Ash's pikachu.

2017-03-16 17:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't worry, Team Tempo Storm may hire you to play professional Melee with pikachu. Sorry, but my username isn't "Axe". You must be mistaken.

2017-03-17 05:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, but my username is "L33TR1D3R". You must be awesome to play cards with me.. Yeah. yeah, whatever. Just go all-in, okay? I need the money.

2017-03-17 07:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yeah. yeah, whatever. Just insert the bullet in the revolver, okay? I need the money. Don't tell me you're playing the Russian Roulette.

2017-03-17 11:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't tell me you're playing LittleBigPlanet 3. I know it's a horribly glitchy game, but if you can deal with them, then it's actually really fun!

2017-03-17 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know it's a horribly gruesome thing to do, but if you try to run away, I can deal with you, trust me, it's actually really fun! Look, I'm not doing it. Get TeneBrisNemo to do it. You're inhumane, and I'm getting out of here!

2017-03-18 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Look, I'm not doing it. Get TenebrisNemo to do it. You're a lion, and I'm getting out of here! First of all, the B in TenebrisNemo isn't capitalized. Second of all, why do you think I'm a scary lion?

2017-03-18 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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First of all, the B in TenebrisNemo stands for BIG BOSS. Second of all, why do you think I'm a scary nuclear weapon? You didn't know? It's one of the world's secret black projects... Metal Gear!

2017-03-19 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You didn't know? It's one of the world's best shows "black projects..." Life live! The Television has been broken for days... You're staring at the painting of my (sadly deceased) pet, Sir Shahdstall. Now get out of my house.

2017-03-19 20:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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My heart has been broken for days... You're staring at the painting of my (sadly deceased) wife, Lilith. Now get out of my house. I only came by to comfort you and plan the funeral, why are you kicking me out?

2017-03-19 21:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I only came by to eat the pizza and watch the funeral, why you pushin' me out? Firstly, there wasn't any pizza here in the first place, so I have no clue what you were eating, but it wasn't pizza. Secondly, she's already been cremated, you've been running around this church staring at graves, and I'm here to take you home.

2017-03-20 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Firstly, this is a really long post (for this thread at least), I have no clue why I'm typing so much, but I want pizza. Secondly, I just like long winded posts, you've been getting away with making short posts for far too long, and I'm here to ruin this game for EVERYONE. Wow, chillax. Have a Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.

2017-03-20 14:45:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Wow, chillax. Have a chill pill, you're not chill when you're hungry. I think we get the point, Ali. You need to warm up to other word ideas. 8D

2017-03-20 17:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think we get the car, Ali. You need to warm up to other traveling ideas. 8D Ali has to walk if we take his car. Isn't that a bit too cruel, L1N3?

2017-03-21 16:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ali has to walk if we take his car. Isn't that perfect, L1N3? Oh, I just love torturing innocent people by stealing their cars, don't you?

2017-03-21 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh, I just love torturing innocent people by stealing their lollipops, don't you? I know what you mean. The stolen lollipops tastes the best.

2017-03-21 19:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know what you mean. The stolen babies tastes the best. Dude, I don't know what you thought I said, but I in no way mentioned abortion or the clinics that do it.

2017-03-22 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Girl, I dunno what you thought I did, but I didn't mention wanting an abortion or going to the clinics that do it. Like, ohhh my gahhhd, how dare she do that uhs? Let's go, l33TR1D3R. We cab buy new clothes at the shopping mahl.

2017-03-22 06:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Like, wad da duck, how dare she do that to my tank? Let's go,L1N3R1D3R. We can buy new tanks from the underworld. That's what panzerschrecks do. They blow up tanks.

2017-03-22 11:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's what anteaters do. They eat ants. Thank you Captain Obvious.

2017-03-22 12:21:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Thank you Captain Falcon. All you gotta do is show him your moves, and he'll Falcon Punch whoever you want, including Trump.

2017-03-22 17:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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All you gotta do is show him your dance moves, and if you can beat him, he'll Punch whoever you want, including anti-American anti-Trumps. Okay, but I cannot dance. Hey, Ali_Star, was that short enough to grasp your attention span?

2017-03-22 19:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Okay, but I cannot bleh. Hey, Ali_Star, was that short bleh to grasp your bleh span? Stop that, it makes me nervous!

2017-03-22 20:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop that please, it makes me meunstable! Oh, really? Well, I just bleh in the bleh with bleh on bleh. bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh[ bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh

2017-03-22 20:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, really? Well, I just (Sir monacle has logged off.) Bad internet connection? I know that feeling.

2017-03-22 21:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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