#5
Fortunately and Unfortunately
Archive: 1191 posts
| Fortunately, you're still alive! Go out and seek your dreams! | 2017-09-07 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I had a dream where I got run over, and my rotting corpse was then spat on. I don't want that dream to become a reality. | 2017-09-07 18:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, I wasn't talking about that kind of dream. | 2017-09-09 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, did you mean the kind of dream where you drown in horribly painful things? | 2017-09-09 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, I'm not talking about nightmares, I'm talking about aspirations. | 2017-09-09 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, a person like me does not draw breath, nor deserves to do such things. | 2017-09-10 20:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, a therapist can help rid you of your symptoms of depression. | 2017-09-11 00:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, LittleBigPlanet Central does not hold a therapy service. Isn't it strange how my lack of fortune brings fortune onto someone else? That's pretty sucky. | 2017-09-12 20:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, LBPCentral therapy wouldn't be that helpful, anyways, so just go to real therapy. | 2017-09-14 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I don't understand what you mean by "real therapy". Therapy isn't real! | 2017-09-14 17:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, you only think that because LittleBigPlanet censors "therapist" for obvious reasons. | 2017-09-15 01:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, it wasn't obvious enough for me to understand, and that thera-****** me off. 8D | 2017-09-15 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, going to therapy fixed that, too. | 2017-09-17 18:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, if therapy is soooo goooood, then why haven't you married it? | 2017-09-18 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, therapy can help you marry people, if that's what you're interested in. | 2017-09-20 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, therapy costs a lot of money, and I'm on mars. Insane asylums are a much cheaper solution. | 2017-09-20 16:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, the insane asylum on Mars actually has a therapy section. Just wait for your turn! | 2017-09-21 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I live in another dimension where the asylum looks like something out of a horror film. There is no therapy section. | 2017-09-21 20:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, scientists in our dimension figure out how to switch dimensions, and they rescue you. | 2017-09-22 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I don't want to be rescued! I like it here, and what will happen to my rock collection? | 2017-09-22 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, we considered that you might want to bring stuff back, so we brought a container. | 2017-09-23 03:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I DON'T WANNAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! https://media.giphy.com/media/I6px8ejjBGXny/giphy.gif | 2017-09-23 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, we can help you with your stubbornness at the therapy section. | 2017-09-23 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, your dimension sucks! It has dabbing, and Donald trump. Why would I want any of that? | 2017-09-24 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, when did I say we had to go to the real dimension? We can go to a dimension with actually cool dances and Bernie Sanders, if you would rather have that. | 2017-09-24 15:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, the only dimension I want to go to besides the one I'm in now, is a dimension filled eyes. Nothing but eyes. | 2017-09-24 20:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, I just won't worry about you, then. I'll have fun on my own! | 2017-09-26 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, what 'bout that rescue guy? I don't want him around me. | 2017-09-26 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, we didn't even leave yet, we were just discussing what would happen. | 2017-09-27 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I want you off my planet, and out of my dimension, y'hear!? I want to go back to the life of isolation and forum games. | 2017-09-28 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, we didn't even reach your dimension yet, so all is good. | 2017-09-29 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that means you're going to, in the future. The future is scary and disappointing, and I'd rather live in the now. | 2017-09-29 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, we hear your pleas and end all plans to ever visit your dimension. (You're missing out, though!) | 2017-09-30 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that makes no sense to me. Shouldn't it be "we hear your pleas and end all plans to ever want visit your dimension"? Don't see why you'd add "you're missing out, though", if you're the one who decided not to visit me. Explain yourself! | 2017-09-30 14:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, the sentence makes sense to everyone else in the world, so feel free to live in blissful ignorance. How can you "plan" to want something? Plus, you were the one who vehemently denied us rescuing you... | 2017-09-30 17:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I'm not in your world. Or your dimension. You need to think ahead, L1N3R1D3R! | 2017-10-02 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, I thought a head, and you'll never guess whose head it is! 8) | 2017-10-04 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I found out whose head it was... You killed TenebrisNemo! The evidence is clear, on the night of the murder (4/10/17) the defendant claims he was playing forum games - However, note the CCTV footage. Two hours before the body was discovered, he can be seen leaving his house with a large bag. Although not nearly big enough to hold the victim, this still has raised suspicion. When the defendant arrives, one hour later, his tire tracks are muddy, the place the body was found was buried In the middle of a dirt road. Not only this, but the house the victim resides in is surrounded by dirt. The next day, the defendant has changed his tires, and cleaned his car. We are to believe he was trying to get rid of the evidence. The prosecution calls Emily G. FakeName to the stand. So, Emily - Upon finding the body you also found other objects - The bag we saw the defendant leave his house with, and a butcher's knife. How did you find the body? ... The prosecution rests, your honour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB3j1iSDxh8 | 2017-10-06 06:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, too long, didn't read. | 2017-10-07 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, your laziness knows no bounds, and it is also infe- Oh, forget it. | 2017-10-08 05:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, you have too much evidence, and evidence is largely frowned upon in your dimension, it would seem. | 2017-10-10 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, you have spent so much time in fortune, that your fortunes are becoming less fortunate. | 2017-10-10 18:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, until Nemo rises from the dead again, I will have all the fortunate posts! | 2017-10-11 04:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo drove us out to the desert, and he hasn't come back for 2 months! Do you still cling on to the hope of your true love returning to you? | 2017-10-11 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Fortunately, my true love is reason, which I can easily use in the sand. | 2017-10-12 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. | 2017-10-31 03:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I am not Anakin, so you can trust me about which side I'm on. | 2017-11-04 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I would like to post funny GIFs but Google is not working for some reason. | 2017-11-06 09:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, fortune is smiling upon me. | 2017-11-09 07:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Unfortunately, your avatar is not reflecting that mood. | 2017-11-10 23:22:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213 |
| Banned because your avatar isn't doing much better. The upward curve of the mustache doesn't count! | 2017-11-11 00:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, your ancestors facepalmed when you posted that in the wrong forum game. | 2017-11-14 22:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that post could be turned into a fortunate post defending Sir monacle...if I wanted to. | 2017-11-18 18:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, your defense rating is below zero. | 2017-11-19 21:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I don't need defence - I have fortune! | 2017-11-23 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Unfortunately, your luck can run out. | 2017-11-24 02:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, luck is not a stat measured in LBPCentral RPG, so there is no set limit to anyone's luck. | 2017-11-28 03:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, no new players have joined it. | 2017-11-29 16:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, no old players are playing it anyway, so what would the point be? | 2017-12-05 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, you missed the point. | 2017-12-05 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I am an amateur at argument darts. I will learn soon enough! | 2017-12-11 23:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I am back from the dead. | 2018-01-08 21:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, a new year has dawned. | 2018-01-12 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, it changes nothing! | 2018-01-12 03:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, more young people going into politics can. | 2018-01-15 19:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, corruption will never change. | 2018-01-16 01:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, we can always get Congress to amend the Constitution. | 2018-01-19 00:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, people be lazy. | 2018-01-20 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, people also be angry, so if we can rouse them, we can help our country. | 2018-01-22 17:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, we will die anyways so what's the point? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xLvSdoI8jUI/SzgzukR2k1I/AAAAAAAAAJI/aaIkf1efT8A/s320/emo_boy.jpg | 2018-01-23 22:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, therapy exists for pessimists like you. | 2018-01-27 21:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, it's too late for some pessimists. | 2018-02-02 14:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, we can stop talking about this and talk about the fact that I've been accepted at three colleges so far! | 2018-02-06 01:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, cutting somebody into three pieces could be fatal. | 2018-02-06 15:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I should be able to choose which college I want to go to soon. (So many choices, how do I pick?) | 2018-02-07 02:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, you choose the one with the most annoying people ever. | 2018-02-07 10:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I have always been able to survive on my own. | 2018-02-09 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that is a poor excuse for being a loner. | 2018-02-09 18:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, having terrible social skills is a much better excuse. 8) | 2018-02-12 03:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, society does not look favorably on crazy hermits. | 2018-02-12 19:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, who cares about that if I become a full-time YouTuber! | 2018-02-16 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, YouTube blocks you for looking like a drug dealer. | 2018-02-17 13:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that's easy grounds for suing based on discrimination. | 2018-02-17 21:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, the corrupt system digs up your past and accuses you from irrelevant actions. | 2018-02-18 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, now I will have more support when I go into politics as a progressive. | 2018-02-19 02:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, you get hit by a bus on your way to the politics. | 2018-02-19 10:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I survive, and that tragedy causes more people to seriously listen to me. | 2018-02-25 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, you bit off your tongue during the crash and you can no longer talk. | 2018-02-26 00:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, gurren009 will come here to make me ruin your plot instead, right? ...right? | 2018-03-03 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I am the true victim here. | 2018-03-03 18:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I can now live my life in peace. | 2018-03-05 20:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, nothing in our lives is in perfect order. We live in a silent chaos. | 2018-03-06 12:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, my life is going to be in more order soon, because I'll be done with my year-long project by Monday. | 2018-03-10 19:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, growing up is not counted as a project. | 2018-03-11 13:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, a 20+ page research project is. | 2018-03-11 18:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, spamming one letter for 20+ pages is a waste of time. | 2018-03-13 16:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, you're only looking at the binary version of the document. | 2018-03-17 00:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, it's the only version of that document. | 2018-03-17 11:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I tricked you! You're looking at a decoy document that I made! | 2018-03-18 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that decoy document overwrote your real one in your files. | 2018-03-18 22:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, it's shared with someone who downloaded the text file before it got overwritten. Not all is lost! | 2018-03-20 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that someone claims that they made it and won't let you use it. | 2018-03-20 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I can talk about it with them in person. They are nice people. | 2018-03-23 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, it's all a sham! | 2018-03-24 22:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, so is this game. 8D | 2018-03-31 17:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
Unfortunately, so is life. ![]() | 2018-03-31 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that means we can live life however we want without fear! | 2018-04-08 19:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, everything we do has consequences. | 2018-04-10 14:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately I can just watch YouTube videos and ignore the world for now. | 2018-04-17 03:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, one can not ignore the world for long. | 2018-04-17 12:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, major political events have happened in the past month, and surprisingly many of them were positive. | 2018-05-20 21:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, people can still see the negative side about them. | 2018-05-21 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, progressives are gaining more support with the American people. They can end this! | 2018-06-02 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, America must be burned down so it can rise from the ashes. | 2018-06-02 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, burning down the current political structure might be the only way to fix its inherent problems. | 2018-06-04 03:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, flames cause burns. | 2018-06-04 13:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, YA BURNT! | 2018-06-05 23:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, death is just a feeling. | 2018-06-06 23:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, with that knowledge you don't ever have to dedicate time to religion! | 2018-06-09 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, religion motivates many murderers. | 2018-06-13 23:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, if everyone does what you did, then those murderers will be no more! | 2018-06-14 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, I am not the best example of a good person. | 2018-06-15 22:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, they only copy that one action you took, not all the horrible things you've done. 8) | 2018-06-19 02:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, harsh actions inspire people as well. | 2018-06-19 23:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, everyone has learned their lessons from horrible leaders of the past. | 2018-06-24 05:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, history is known to repeat itself. | 2018-06-26 22:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that is mostly the case due to power structures remaining stubborn, which I want to change! | 2018-07-03 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, some people can't even change a TV channel. | 2018-07-15 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, if we can get enough change, then we can make education cheaper and better! | 2018-07-18 03:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, war is the best teacher. | 2018-07-21 12:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that's only the narrative that corporate media wants you to think. | 2018-07-21 18:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, media does not always provide people what they want to see or hear. | 2018-08-24 12:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that's why we listen to sources like The Humanist Report and Secular Talk. | 2018-09-13 05:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, some people are deaf. | 2018-09-13 22:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, people are always making transcripts for this reason and other reasons. | 2018-09-19 15:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, some people can't read. | 2018-09-19 16:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, those transcriptions can still be translated into Braille. | 2018-09-29 16:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, blind people may not have fingers. | 2018-09-29 22:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, they can probably be taught to read Braille with another body part. | 2018-09-30 17:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, some blind people may also be invalid. | 2018-09-30 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, at this point that person probably wouldn't have the power to do evil. | 2018-10-05 04:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that person did so much permanent evil to the world before becoming invalid. | 2018-10-09 18:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, we haven't yet discovered anything that has permanently harmed our world. (Unless we do nothing about climate change before 2030...) | 2018-10-22 05:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that's why it's so evil, people won't notice it until it's too late. | 2018-10-22 19:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, if Americans elect the right people, we can save our planet instead of just caring about profits! | 2018-10-31 06:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, Americans will never elect the right people, too many of them don't seem to care. | 2018-11-01 13:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, you can take action by convincing an apathetic voter to vote for candidates who care for the planet. | 2018-11-02 14:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, sometimes violence is the only way to beat sense into them, and it's illegal. | 2018-11-05 17:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, you only need to target the sane votes in swing states to win over the country. | 2018-11-06 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, even the sane can be corrupted in the right environment. | 2018-11-07 00:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that's what Europe is here for. | 2018-11-07 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, Europe is not great as it seems. | 2018-11-07 23:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, they have many quality-of-life improvements to society that America doesn't. | 2018-11-09 15:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, that's why some crazy folk go there. | 2018-11-09 21:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, so many more crazy folk live in America (especially Florida) that Europe need not worry. | 2018-11-14 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, many Europeans go to Florida, because deep down they're crazy mofos! | 2018-11-16 20:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, they only go for tourist reasons, which is one of the few things Florida gets right. | 2018-11-19 05:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, the cesspool of Florida endures as long as the misadventures of Florida Man keep happening. | 2018-11-19 08:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, tourists have other places to go in the United States. | 2018-11-19 16:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, McDonalds creeps in every corner, ready to tempt many tourists to eat their unhealthy meals. | 2018-11-19 23:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, tourists know to go to more local restaurants that aren't nearly as unhealthy. | 2018-11-20 05:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, you refer only to 5% of all tourists. | 2018-11-21 21:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I don't think you know what you're talking about. Why would tourists go to a restaurant that they have close to home? | 2018-11-27 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, many tourists have children with them, and they want happy meals. | 2018-11-27 17:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, I think they'd be fine with an authentic burger instead. | 2018-11-28 06:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, many children only want the most familiar things sadly. | 2018-11-28 14:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, early in life is a good time to try new things so they don't grow tendencies. | 2018-11-30 06:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, many parents do not teach that to their children. | 2018-11-30 10:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, we can change the story radically so we don't argue over the same thing for ten posts. | 2018-12-04 05:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, people fear change. | 2018-12-04 09:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, aliens arrive on earth, and their presence convince the people to change. | 2018-12-05 15:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, people will only change their peaceful manners to a total eradication of the aliens. | 2018-12-05 23:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, that would finally give the human race a reason for solidarity, which they haven't really had before. | 2018-12-06 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, it would end as soon as the common threat would. | 2018-12-07 13:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, by that time we should have systems established to help each other that are hard to break down. | 2018-12-08 06:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, systems can become corrupted, or some fatal flaws may occur in them. | 2018-12-11 00:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, Superman is here to save the day and progress the plot. | 2018-12-12 16:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, kryptonite is always there to ruin the day and the plot. | 2018-12-12 23:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, the rest of the Justice League comes to save the day. | 2018-12-13 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, the newest Justice League is prone to do things that make no sense for their characters and/or for the plot. | 2018-12-13 15:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, at least the special effects look great. | 2018-12-18 06:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, special effects do not save terrible movies. | 2018-12-19 22:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, other good movies coming out can save the bitter taste left from terrible movies. | 2018-12-21 02:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, terrible movies are much more common than decent movies. | 2018-12-23 22:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, their low sales keep those studios from making more movies like that. | 2019-01-04 17:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, not all movies are good for some people's tastes. | 2019-01-05 23:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, there's always at least one movie for everybody. | 2019-01-08 17:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, there are people who dislike movies in general. | 2019-01-09 22:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, there are many other establishments that offer other types of entertainment for those people. | 2019-01-11 06:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, some people believe that those entertainments are the tricks of the devil. | 2019-01-13 00:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fortunately, we need not care about those people in the modern era. | 2019-01-15 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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