Archive: 1428 posts

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Trees, especially the ones in the rain forests, are important to the whole word. It would be good not to kill all of them. Fortune teller?

2017-03-17 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Katrina runs the Fortune Teller shop in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, who visits your town once a week and is open 9 AM to 7 PM. If you pay for your fortune twenty times, you can pay for her to make a permanent shop on Main Street. Tom Nook?

2017-03-17 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, it's called he "Nook and cranny" it's a fish hook shop. You, know, I'm really bad at writing long, awkward paragraphs. So I'm really going to try here, and then I'm going to ask you what you think. There once was a sailor, upon the shore of the sandy sea, he looked around and up and down, but no one could he see. There once was a sailor, upon the ship of me, he looked around and up and down, and guess what he could see? There once was a sailor, upon the rock of we, he looked around and up and down, but crashed oh did he. There once was a sailor, upon death in the sea, he looked around and up and down, and found an island did he. What you think?

2017-03-18 07:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm not even sure if you're reading the title of the thread anymore. It's supposed to be a dumb question. Ooh, ice cream?

2017-03-18 17:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Is extremely unhealthy for you, especially chocolate. Got eem!?

2017-03-18 19:53:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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No. Now please leave me alone. I'm going insane. Please help me. Now. ...Please?

2017-03-19 20:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You should see professional help. I am afraid that I can not help you. For I am quite insane as well. I AM NOT INSANE!?

2017-03-19 21:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sadly, you would be mistaken. Maybe if you were sane, you would not be questioning that fact. Mr. R?

2017-03-19 21:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ix xiv xix i xiv v ix i xiii ix xiv xix i xiv v ?

2017-03-20 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't know how you got addicted to this cryptic way of encoding letters into Roman numerals, but you're not insane. Talentless hack?

2017-03-20 16:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That is what you say when you're jealous of someone being popular by doing something what you claim everyone can do. TNT?

2017-03-21 16:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I wouldn't advise putting that here. The place is all ignited, so it would explode immedia-- Samsung?

2017-03-21 17:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's not an iPhone but I recommend you to get another android phone. Samsung crashes all the time and its slow. As a current owner of a Samsung I can confirm this. Diggy diggy hole?

2017-03-21 19:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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As sad as it is, it is practically impossible to dig a hole through the Earth and fall through it to find China. Illuminati confrimed?

2017-03-22 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, it's just a pyramid. Don't touch it, your head will explode into million pieces, and dogs will chew your limbs to shreds, leaving nothing but a torso... Oh! Look at this one! Two-letter questions?

2017-03-22 07:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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They could be like "No?". Some people uses that question usually in a class when they should be answering a question? Steve?

2017-03-22 11:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I would prefer you call me by my full name, Stephen Fry, but yes, I am the narrator of LittleBigPlanet. Hair?

2017-03-22 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It usually covers the sensitive parts of your body. It also warms you up. Humans do not have as much hair as monkey, because we, humans, have evolved this way. Fun times obobobobo?

2017-03-22 20:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I do not speak Toblerone, okay? Gizoogle?

2017-03-22 20:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Apparently it allows you to translate everything into gangsta slang. I have no idea why would any sane person use that. Rules? What rules?

2017-03-22 21:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The United States Constitution has set the foundation for the laws that promote equal opportunity for all, Mr. Trump. Bananas?

2017-03-23 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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These yellow thing tastes good. Do not fear the brown parts at all. They really tastes the same! We lost?

2017-03-23 11:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course we did. If you had simply done your job and stood by the goal, they would not have scored twelve points. Really, Nemo?

2017-03-23 17:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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For the last time, I am not TenebrisNemo, okay? I tried, I really did, but you're asking me to do something that I cannot. Why do people keep calling me this "TenebrisNemo" fella?

2017-03-23 19:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because they thought that you are that awesome person, but you are not. You are Sir monacle. The one and only. ONE FOR ALL!?

2017-03-23 22:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's right, Nemo. Because you wasted the rest of our money, I have to make this one shot to get it all back. Where's the light?

2017-03-24 04:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There is no light anymore... All there is darkness. There is no hope, everything is meaningless now. I will never be TenebrisNemo. Can you jump into the swimming pool via the balcony? 8D

2017-03-24 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Well, I can, but I do not want to. If something goes wrong, I will end up in a hospital. You smarty smart bum?

2017-03-24 12:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, my smarty-smart doesn't burn. It does light up, though. So I guess that's pretty neat. This isn't a question, is it?

2017-03-24 17:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Actually, it is a question. You just asked me a question. C-c-cocaine??!

2017-03-24 20:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, it's not cocaine. It's Coca-Cola. It's clear that you're addicted to the stuff if you think "coke" equals "cocaine". https://media.tenor.co/images/51601818d4571dcd1da1430c4f756d95/raw

2017-03-24 21:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh no! You're not starting that here. It's all I have. Can you help me burn all of L1N3R1D3R's .GIFs please?

2017-03-24 21:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you're going to blame anyone for introducing GIFs to the forum games, it should be Nemo. And me thinking this was "If this is the answer, what is the question?" for some reason... Am I smrt?

2017-03-25 00:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcGQpjCztgA I'm too lazy to write with words now, or to make coherent questions. Help me?

2017-03-25 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That seemed coherent enough to not be a dumb question. Please ensure that you follow the rules of the forum game. Butter?

2017-03-25 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This blade is a fine specimen. When you use it against your enemies, it feels like slicing through butter. Soumdaims yu neaver gnow?

2017-03-26 01:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, I am Sir monacle. Sir monacle?

2017-03-26 08:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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A mysterious enigma which incarnated in LBPC and its main objective is to annoy you to death with its rule breaking acts. Fite me?

2017-03-26 12:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Eventually, when your strength has risen enough, I shall fight you. Until then, I don't want you to lose terribly. 3spoopy5u?

2017-03-26 23:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ah, yes. The internet meme that has spawned from the fiery depths of hell. This is truly a question worth answering, I have done my research to explain to you why using numbers rather than letters is lazy in practice, and should never be done on a daily basis. Doing this frequently can cause a catastrophic habit. As previously stated, using numbers as letters can be catastrophic, but why is this so? As humans we learn through doing, so by using numbers instead of letters like a crazy person, you learn that it is okay to use such practice, simply because it is easier. If you continue this practice of using letters as numbers, your mind will pick it up as a habit, simply because it is what you are used to in such a situation. It also looks incredibly unprofessional, and it may cause you to loose a job in certain situations. So please be wary on how often you use numbers instead letters. So, this is why I think you should refrain from writing numbers instead of letters, L1N3R1D3R, and here is a summary explaining why: It looks incredibly unprofessional and may cause you to loose a job under certain circumstances. Your brain recognises this pattern and learns to do it more often, making it harder to refrain from doing it. you begin to learn that it is okay to do such things. there are also many other effects of a bad habit that I have not listed, but I am running out of room to write this. Why'd that take so long?

2017-03-27 11:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you are tired or you had to think what to write before you started typing. Pen pineapple apple pen?

2017-03-27 12:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wow, I didn't know you was capable of torture! But why?

2017-03-27 17:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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For the love of dinosaurs, I have recreated them in this park so these majestic lizards will rule the earth once again! AHHAHAHAAHUHOHAAH!? - - - - - - - - - - Error?

2017-03-28 11:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, everything was working fine until you poured coffee into the printer. Why would someone such as yourself have such an unreasonable hunger for coffee and caffeine?

2017-03-28 18:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I gotta stay sharp and awaken every morning completely before going to work. I am addicted to the stuff, sadly. Auction?

2017-03-28 19:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, you cannot bid here, as this is a pawn shop. Why did you steal the food?

2017-03-28 20:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I was starving, I haven't eaten in days. I am sorry if you didn't notice the payment which I left right next to the spot where the meal was. Your minion?

2017-03-28 20:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, this little tic-tac looking thing serves as my minion. It's main ability is to annoy people, just watch. Why did ya' kill it!?

2017-03-28 20:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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He stole my lollipop which was meant for my grandma! Also, he just walked beneath my boot when I was chasing it. L41N3RR41D3R?

2017-03-28 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I honestly have no idea what happened to L33TR1D3R. Maybe he left? Where'd everybody go?

2017-03-29 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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They may have IRL issues or just found some new things to do. I AINT CRYING!?

2017-03-29 11:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You aren't crying, but you're darn close. Just realize that the relationship only lasted a week, it will be fine. Math stuff?

2017-03-29 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If you like to say it that way. We are calculating the possibilities of how many bullets it would take until you can hit the can which has been placed upon that stone statue. Trash can not?

2017-03-29 15:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Trash can, yes. I think L33TR1D3R and TeenbriskedNemo are trapped inside these forum games. I need you to stop then from trapping me here, okay?

2017-03-29 20:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would suggest you to hide yourself if we ever happen to find you around Earth. We do not take rule breakers lightly. Zeus sues?

2017-03-29 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Only if you denounce his existence so much that he notices how much you are saying his name. Dr. Seuss?

2017-03-30 00:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Apparently he is the creator of the cat with the hat who knows a lot about that. Gimme cANCer plz?

2017-03-30 09:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't quite think you understand the grandiosity of that request. Just because it's a meme doesn't mean it's good. Feed me now?

2017-03-31 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No. You ate few minutes ago. You must wait until the food it ready. Lol daheck?

2017-03-31 13:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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LOL! I am so h1p n' cool wit da' kids, don't yo' dis' me, fo' sizzle, you better ROFFLE dat thanks button LMAO! Why are you still using windows 98!?

2017-03-31 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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As you can see, this is Windows 10. But you apparently cannot see, for you haven't seen the rules of this forum game I guess. Hit me?

2017-03-31 21:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I will not inflict you any capital damage. That seems like an unnecessary punishment for missing one question. Donald Trump?

2017-04-01 05:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He represents the people of America and is the current president of the United States. PEARZ!?

2017-04-01 23:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed, on each of the twelve days of Christmas, my true love gave me a partridge in a pear tree. Unfortunately, the song is merely a folk song passed on through generations, so it is not true for our family. Here comes the money?

2017-04-02 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Nope, my friend. Someone stole the money when it was on this way. Crap happens, I guess. We just have to move on and wish that the police will catch the culprit. Feeeel my spirit riiiiiiiiiiiise!?

2017-04-02 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I do not know why you think necromancy is a real thing, but I can teach you basic common sense. WWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

2017-04-03 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, it's 'www.gov', okay? Why don't you come 'round my box to watch the laser discs?

2017-04-03 07:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, you really need to read the thread's title so you get a hang on the rules. Trashed 'n scattered?

2017-04-03 11:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're really abbreviating "and"? I would think that's too short a word for it to need abbreviation. Cars?

2017-04-03 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, everyone drives around in dem' big boxes! Why are you here?

2017-04-03 17:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I am in a site which is open for every sane human being in this world. For the Horde!?

2017-04-03 19:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I will never join your side, for I am the protagonist in LittleBigPlanet Karting. HOW DID I DIE?

2017-04-04 05:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know, man. Sometimes you won't find out. Anyways, now that you're dead, will you go into that pit so the devils can poke you with tridents? I really need this job. TROLL!?

2017-04-04 09:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, "Trolls" was an actually successful film. AGHHHHHHHHHHH!?

2017-04-04 20:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Please do not scream near the patients. Some of them are very sensitive. U want sum lullipups?

2017-04-04 20:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sure. Just don't give me your gross licorice/liquorice lollipop. There's bugs crawling all over it. Noooooooo!?

2017-04-04 20:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes. Trump is the president of the United States. I would recommend you to have some backbone and get over it. But nooo, you died?

2017-04-04 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yep. I'm a ghost now. That's something. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ORfuoUHIhX4/maxresdefault.jpg L1N3R1D3R? Are you there? Noooooooo!

2017-04-04 20:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No. This is Nemo. Solid Nemo. I am infiltrating the enemy base. No sign of Liquid Nemo so far. Metal Gear? It can't be!?

2017-04-04 20:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You can get my frequency at 19.52.4, good luck. I just pulled off a double joke! ...I doubt anyone's going to get it, though. Note to self: buy eggs. Do you want to save?

2017-04-05 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Huh. I don't think it would be a bad idea. Nobody knows what would happen in this place. Save my progress into the memory card. Over. Russians?

2017-04-05 10:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't worry, any naysayers of their government are silenced by the harsh censorship. MARO AND LUGI?

2017-04-05 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, my child. Mario and Luigi are the Mario Brothers. I have only played few games of the Mario franchise, but their games are usually very good. Give it a lick?

2017-04-05 16:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No. Your lollipop is dirty, and it is bugs all over it. Are you sure you don't want to save?

2017-04-05 18:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why would I save my progress in a LBPC forum game where an annoying NPC keeps trolling me? I will definitely pass. If I lose my progress, I can start over from the point where the troll isn't here yet. Can you read me?

2017-04-05 22:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm not reading you, but rather the words on your clothing. They're rather inspiring, if I do say so myself. Fruit Ninja?

2017-04-07 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If you want to be the best ninja in the world, you must start out as a fruit ninja. Soul tendency?

2017-04-07 16:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, it's a soul tendency of mine to jump through windows. I like stuff, but for what reason?

2017-04-07 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Those stuff makes you feel happy or just makes you feel good. That's why you like the stuff. Fat roll?

2017-04-07 19:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, I suspect L1N3R1D3R is a fat troll, who presumably lives under a bridge. It could be false, though. I don't like stuff, but for what reason?

2017-04-07 20:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Those stuff makes you feel unhappy or just makes you feel angry. That's why you don't like the stuff. Yellow stuff?

2017-04-07 20:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yellow stuff? Yeah, I guess they're okay... I feel neutral about stuff, but for what reason?

2017-04-07 20:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Those stuff does not affect your mood or just doesn't mean anything to you. That's why the stuff is neutral to you. Expensive stuff?

2017-04-07 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They may be expensive, but who knows, they might be worth your time. I feel intrigued about stuff, but for what reason?

2017-04-07 20:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The stuff is intriguing, most intriguing. He'll make a fine test subject. He beat Sephiroth after all. Hercule Poirot?

2017-04-07 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know little about this character other than the fact that he's fictional. Apologies for my lack of advice. New things?

2017-04-08 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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New things come and go. Sometimes they are good things and other times they are bad things. What you need to do is to find more good things and avoid the bad things. Too deep?

2017-04-08 12:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, this is the shallow area of the pool. There's tons of gross things in that pool, but for what reason?

2017-04-08 20:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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People have not taken care of the pool because they expect that someone else would clean their mess. Share the cake?

2017-04-08 23:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course I will share the cake. Just because it's my birthday doesn't mean I'll eat the whole thing. Kappapride?

2017-04-09 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, that thing over there is called a Capybara (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWl2yFQGfH8/Tz0UC9-czmI/AAAAAAAAA1I/qphxpqPVGZ0/s1600/capybara3.JPG). They look like giant hamsters. There are animals in that cage, but for what reason?

2017-04-09 06:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Either they are dangerous or they are in the cages so that other animals won't harass them or maybe their owners don't want them to escape. Stonefang?

2017-04-09 12:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, my teeth are not made of stone. Bones are just that tough! Gross?

2017-04-10 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, this slime isn't gross, it's cute! I fond some things to be cute, but for what reason?

2017-04-10 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you have a twisted world of thought and you think killing animal and abusing them is cute... you sick mustard. Go now or nah?

2017-04-10 10:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know about you, but I'm enjoying my time here. If you want to leave on your own, go ahead. Batman?

2017-04-10 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yeah, sure. I'm batman. Some things I don't like exist, but for what reason?

2017-04-10 15:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Everyone has something in life they don't like. If it didn't exist, they wouldn't know they disliked it. Fibbage?

2017-04-11 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have no idea how you play that thing. I would like it if someone would tell me what to do. Demon!?

2017-04-11 11:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No. Not at all. Why do people say I'm breaking the rules for answering with a "dumb answer" or that I ask a "smart" question in this forum, when what a person finds smart, or stupid is completely and utterly subjective to one's personal thoughts?

2017-04-11 20:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you wanted to ask that question, it would have made far more sense to post it in the other thread. Moo?

2017-04-12 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You cannot speak such a language. You should give up now. XXIII VIII I XX IX XIX XX VIII V XVI XV IX XIV XX ?

2017-04-12 07:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Thank you for finally admitting that that ridiculous language should be labelled "dumb". Is that a Twinkie?

2017-04-12 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, how could you mistake such a thing for a Twinkie? You do realize that it's hard to find a Moon Pie in this country?

2017-04-12 13:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do you know what is even harder for you? Not being a freaking scumbag. Go die?

2017-04-12 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Okay then. Sounds like an interesting activity, I shall do such things. Don't you think it's a tad over the top to send death threats to this guy, simply because he annoys you?

2017-04-13 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You'll never know how the guy meant his message to be delivered on the internet. These are just walls of texts, after all. Madness!?

2017-04-13 23:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I can assure you I am completely fine. I do not need anything from you, okay? Now get out. Why won't you leave!?

2017-04-14 05:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I know that you need to use the toilet as well, but I still need to throw a load from my stomach-bleuuuurgh! Ya happy naw?

2017-04-14 11:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm actually rather sad that no one else is here. I guess I just picked a bad day or something. Smarty smart smart?

2017-04-14 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, I just gave you my honest opinion and some good advice on how to build your own computer, that's all. PILLS?

2017-04-14 17:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, but it's a Placebo, so you wont feel anything. Placebo!?

2017-04-14 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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It's a fake pill which makes you feel like it's a real pill which will cure you and stuff. Monocles?

2017-04-15 00:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They help people with bad vision in one eye. A user in this forum claims to be the Sir of them, but clearly he is not because he can not even spell them correctly. Hey, now...He'll get the wrong idea, right?

2017-04-15 02:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Exactly. That's why you can't go around hugging people! You've got to be stern to everyone around the child. It's the only way he'll learn! Never ask me for parenting advice, okay?

2017-04-15 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I wouldn't even dream of it. If I need parenting advice, I would ask from someone who already has a family. Love? Love? Looooooove?

2017-04-15 13:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, you cannot feel love. You are dead. I am dead too, no?

2017-04-15 14:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The fact that you are typing in this forum proves that you are not dead. And I do not think you're a ghost either. Boxerz?

2017-04-15 14:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They're dead now. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead?

2017-04-15 14:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That's what happens to everyone who born. You live and then you will be dead. It won't be that bad in the end. Beeeeeer?

2017-04-15 14:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, this is whiskey. It drowns my sorrows. What do you mean it's a bad habit?

2017-04-15 14:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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It costs you too much, it's bad for your health and it takes all your time. You need to do something else with your life. Skeleton man?

2017-04-15 22:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Though he is scientifically impossible, he exists as a threatening enemy in this fantasy world. Skeletor?

2017-04-16 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Easy. Just got to throw out the Digimon! You said what!?

2017-04-16 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I said that you need to take the medicine again. Your aggression level is high... again. Mah boii?

2017-04-16 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No. Why was that so quick?

2017-04-17 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because everyone's reaction to that horribly made game is the same disapproval. What's your number? 8)

2017-04-17 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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42 I'm guessing nobody understood that, did they?

2017-04-17 20:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Nobody has the time to understand your twisted visions for the meaning of life, you muppet. Mombasa?

2017-04-19 00:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's Kenya's second largest city after Nairobi, the capital. It has just over a million people. Mini Ladd?

2017-04-19 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's the man with unique cute face. People have also believed that he is a predator. But he seems to be a normal youtuber. Penetrator sword?

2017-04-19 19:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yeah, don't touch that. In fact, don't touch anything in here and close your eyes. I'll lead you towards the exit. That may not be a good thing for me. Will it?

2017-04-19 20:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Actually, it will be a bit painful first, but then you'll feel like a new man after this vaccination! Oops, u ded?

2017-04-20 00:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ye u killed me on 2 da floor. I don't understand anything of the above. Can you please help me?

2017-04-20 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You don't seem to understand anything, not to mention rules. Yet you do this on purpose. Greyy?

2017-04-20 13:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, grey is a colour, some people spell it as "gray". It is also a word to describe how I am feeling. Durr?

2017-04-20 18:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you do not understand what I meant by this mechanic, just ask me by sending me a message. Hurr?

2017-04-20 21:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It is most commonly used has "idiotic laughter". I hope this helped. Durr?

2017-04-21 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you do not understand what I meant by this mechanic, just ask me by sending me a message. Hurr?

2017-04-21 12:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't understand this idiotic trend that has appeared. I understand that the questions are supposed to be dumb, but at least be creatively dumb so this is worth playing as a "game". ?rruD

2017-04-21 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What have I done. I have brought great shame to everybody here. See you in hell, okay?

2017-04-21 14:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I will not accept your "invitation". You have no proof of me being an accomplice of your crime. Pls win now?

2017-04-22 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You didn't win, so you now die. I'm sorry, but that's the rules of this gameshow. Once you get eliminated from the game, you get eliminated from existence. Wow, this gameshow is really harsh, isn't it?

2017-04-22 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Indeed it is, but that's why it's a game show. You don't have to participate if this scares you. R u stupid?!?

2017-04-24 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, I am, sadly the most idiotic man on this planet, some might say I am an Imbecile, in fact, I am so stupid, I returned a disc because it had a hole in it. I am so stupid it takes me three minutes to start thinking, I am so stupid I think the fridge light is magic. I am so stupid, I make "your mother" jokes. Whatever you say, I do. Okay?

2017-04-24 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you are a man of your word, get up from bed. Eat breakfast. Use the toilet. Go into the shower. All in all, try to do something productive each day. SOFA & PIZZA!?

2017-04-24 13:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, sofa and pizza, the only place where you can buy a sofa and a pizza! Want a pizza with a sofa for the toppings? No problem! Want a sofa made of pizza and a pizza made out of a sofa? If you want it! Come today to eat sofas and pizza only at Sofas & pizza! Call us now! 555-75201-12965 Ew, why would you eat at Sofas & pizza?

2017-04-24 15:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because they have the most comfortable sofas to sit on, and the most delicious pizzas to eat. Is it really?

2017-04-25 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, that is exactly where those giant man-eating worms came from. Shouldn't I be dead?

2017-04-25 20:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You have been strong/lucky enough to overcome the obstacles of your life to make it this far so nope. You shouldn't be dead. Life?

2017-04-26 01:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The meaning of life is a question pondered by many which has no definite answer. Apple minus fish equals?!?!?

2017-04-26 05:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Pears. Pear plus apple equals?!?!?

2017-04-26 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, we are on a funeral of broken rules. Please be silent and behave yourself. HA! DEAD!?

2017-04-26 08:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just because you slapped me in the face doesn't mean I'm dead. That's not what a "headshot" means. Easter?

2017-04-27 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, the Easter ritual begins. Why is this world filled with such horrors?

2017-04-27 20:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Idk ask your parents. The religion was important long time ago when it united the people who had the same view on life. Don't you agree?

2017-04-28 12:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, the yearly sacrifice is still important today. Let's band together to choose someone to kill. What do you mean I killed him?

2017-04-28 13:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I saw you pull the trigger of your gun. Also, you were the only one who was in his office that time. Eat shorts?

2017-04-28 15:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, shorts, the only cereal where you can get a prize pair of shorts! All you need to do is put in 1,500 box tops, then wow-wee! You've got yourself some shorts! Dear #6439, We have recently heard of your new-born child, to congratulate you, we have added IV 2,000 to your account. Spend the money wisely! Also, if you or your child breaks one of our terms, we have full rights to take your child away. You are a part of a special program, and as such requires sacrifices, and one of those sacrifices may be your child. However, you should only worry about this if one of our terms is broken. We are aware that you are a law-biding citizen and so we know that you will not break one of our terms. Best of luck, XIX IX XVIII XIII XV XIV I III XII V What does this mean?

2017-04-28 16:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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It means that whatever robot sent you that message is crazy and should not be talked to again. http://i.imgur.com/ccNLraU.gif

2017-04-28 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A .GIF does not count as a question. You're killing me here, you know that?

2017-04-28 17:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are in the white room and we give you a nice breakfast before our test routine. If you can't handle that then you suck at living. Why u talk to me, vegetable?

2017-04-28 23:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, you need to take your medicine. Why won't TenebrisNemo take his medicine?

2017-04-29 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because I am not sick ATM. It would be good to save the medicine to the moment when someone is actually sick. U jester ur sumthing?

2017-04-29 15:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am not the court jester. Those have been obsolete for centuries now. Find your entertainment elsewhere. Maro an Luugi?

2017-04-30 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yeah sure, whatever. Why won't this toddler leave me alone!?

2017-04-30 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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He is your little brother and he loves his big brother. Show some love for him, will you? Northern Regalia?

2017-04-30 13:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, this is an image of the south pole. I'm going to do something, okay?

2017-04-30 13:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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As long as "something" doesn't violate district policy, you are free to do it. Mice?

2017-04-30 20:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Not Mickey Mice. Or at least I have never heard anyone use that. He is the king of Disney Castle. Sora, Donald and Goofy?

2017-04-30 21:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, this isn't kingdom hearts. this is a castle. What castle?

2017-05-01 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The medieval castle of England, where various famous kings performed their duties. Can I take it back?

2017-05-01 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, your family is mine now. Why do I own L1N3R1D3R's family?

2017-05-01 14:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you stole their family picture and live in a belief that they are with you in the dark box. Amnesiac?

2017-05-01 22:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I apologize for my chronic condition of forgetfulness. At least I didn't forget language skills. A grill?

2017-05-02 04:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A grill season is coming. It makes your life quite enjoyable in all the heat, sweat and mosquitoes. Second sun?

2017-05-02 13:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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There are tons of stars in our galaxy. The closest one is our Sun, so you could say there are tons of suns in our galaxy. Flo Rida?

2017-05-03 04:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Miami is in Florida and so is Disneyland. However, it gets so hot in the summer that I couldn't stand it. Steak?

2017-05-03 06:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, that is exactly what I want to eat. Hey, I'm not stupiderer then you, was I?

2017-05-03 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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It would appear you do not know how something as simple as the English comparative degree works. Popplio?

2017-05-04 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sure. Why do we continue to use one word questions, but shame the glory of one word answers!?

2017-05-04 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because short questions do not give you enough information about the question and neither do short answers in certain situations. Short is considered as dumb when it's supposed to be more specific. You get it, duck?

2017-05-04 10:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm still struggling on maintaining my balance while in the water, but I'll learn it eventually. Richael Mosen?

2017-05-05 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sure. Short answer?

2017-05-06 06:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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This is not short answer because I just wanted to tell you that I am very tired for some mysterious reason. Witness meeeee!?

2017-05-06 21:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No. Witness TenebrisNemo!?

2017-05-07 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Only if he is in a place where everyone can see him pull out some crazy stunts. Du hast mich?

2017-05-07 20:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know why you're suddenly speaking German, but yes, you've got me in terms of attention. Patreon?

2017-05-07 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ain't nobody got time or money for that! I mean seriously. Who has? No one. Spiderpig?

2017-05-08 01:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, and never will it happen again. Do you understand?

2017-05-08 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I believe I do, but I would appreciate it if you showed one more example to make it clearer. What is this crap?

2017-05-08 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's omelette pizza. Yeah. I do not know why anyone would create such monstrous, barely edible crap. Dolphins?

2017-05-08 16:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ohh, look at those dolphins! They're so pretty! Why aren't you looking at the pretty dolphins?

2017-05-09 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, we have more important things to do. The exams are right around the corner and we need to study. Flying hippo?

2017-05-09 13:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, someone said Donald Trump would get elected when hippos fly, so here we are. Trumpcare?

2017-05-10 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, that would cost too much. What are you finding so concerning to call the police?

2017-05-10 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, you have been terrorizing around the neighborhood for 3 hours now and it's 5:00 AM. We need to take you with us. To infinity and beyond?

2017-05-10 12:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You might think that, but the logistics of a child toy escaping the earth is highly improbable. Experience, loot & party?

2017-05-10 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's what you need to survive in this world while also having fun. YTPer Extraordinaire?

2017-05-12 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That is the title I gave to myself back in the days where I had enough time and will to make YTPs consistently. Sadly those simple days are gone now. Laptop?

2017-05-16 01:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, this is a MAC computer. Isn't it something? What what in the robot? If you got that reference, shame on you.

2017-05-16 05:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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These microchips are in the robot which makes it smart and able to think. Filthy little hobbitses?

2017-05-16 11:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I've already told you multiple times that they are heading toward Isengard, but you seem not to care. Wait, where am I?

2017-05-17 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Calm down, L1N3R1D3R. You're safe now. I saw you outside, and it's always nice to have company. So I decided to take you in and strap you to this giant chair. Oh, TenebrisNemo is here, too. Anyhow, what's the last thing you remember?

2017-05-19 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I remember asking something from two male adults. Turned out that they were angry female feminazis. Then everything went to black. Arsonist?

2017-05-20 00:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I did not commit arson on that night. Would you like marmalade with that meal?

2017-05-20 05:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No, sir. I do not think marmalade would be good with this steak. Ketchup?

2017-05-20 14:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'd prefer it over mustard, but if you have barbecue sauce, I'll have that instead. Innuendos?

2017-05-20 18:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have no idea what you are talking about, my big chocolate friend! Gun arm?

2017-05-20 19:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's the primary offensive tool of the Mii Gunner, offering them a variety of useful projectiles. Samus?

2017-05-21 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Apparently her parents were killed by some dinosaur alien. She is an orphan. No poise?

2017-05-21 21:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I certainly have more poise than you, sir. I request you to form more complete sentences next time. 1/8000?

2017-05-21 23:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Those are your chances for winning in a lottery in your lifetime. Dwarven throne?

2017-05-22 15:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, it is a regular throne. Why do I continue to do this again?

2017-05-22 20:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you continue to realize that there is a purpose to live life to its fullest. Cats?

2017-05-23 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, TenebrisNemo does own a lot of cats... I think he has a problem. If I did such things, I would die immediately, no?

2017-05-23 05:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Probably, because that chemical makes a dangerous reaction with bodily fluids. Prinses Pech?

2017-05-23 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://www.oiseaux-birds.com/piciformes/picides/pic-mineur/pic-mineur-male1.jpg That was a nice birdie, no?

2017-05-25 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, it's a rare kind of birds. Am I dead yet?

2017-05-25 20:01:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Quite obviously, yes. Have the drugs worn off yet?

2017-05-25 20:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, they have. You took them two weeks ago. Don't worry about it. Boston?

2017-05-26 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, this is Houston. And I see that you do not have any problems, proud astronaut. La Li Lu Le Lo?

2017-05-26 21:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Good job. You performed that warm-up exercise well. Your voice is improving! Waiting too long.

2017-05-27 03:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That wasn't a question. I'm giving you an F-, and I'm afraid you're going to have to repeat the first 12 years of skool/school/Military confinement. No. You're not real! You can't hurt me, because none of you are real! Why won't you leave me alone!?

2017-05-28 19:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because I'm trying to get you to understand basic mathematical operations, and you're in college. Virginity?

2017-05-29 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, you young adolescent, I'm not going to help you lose your virginity, and I hope you never speak of this again. L1N3R1D3R forced me into it... I've lost my virginity to that creep. Help me. Why did I make the awful decision to turn L1N3R1D3R into a rapist?

2017-05-29 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, so it was your decision all along, then. That is a realization that would be shocking if I didn't know your personality traits. Water?

2017-05-29 17:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, that is precisely what you put as your "answer" in another forum. Congratulations! Oh, my! This isn't an interview, is it?

2017-05-29 20:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, Sir. You're not looking too hot right now. You have to really impress me if you want that job. LBPCentral RPG?

2017-05-29 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eughhh! I'm a lazy scumbag, I can't be bothered to tamper with my own creations at the moment! I feel like something's... Missing. Something doesn't feel right. Maybe it's this guy? https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.2PBtKW4g8J6I88xmgSq4rgEsDh&pid=15.1

2017-05-30 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Get that disgusting disgrace to the world out of everyone's sight before it haunts our nightmares. Plums?

2017-05-31 00:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Apricots. Apricots?

2017-05-31 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I do not know what your obsession with that fruit is. I told you, go to a store if you really want one! All the hamburgers?

2017-06-01 23:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not going to buy all the hamburgers in this store! Are you crazy!? I hate hamburgers! Why am I in prison again?

2017-06-02 05:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because while you were drunk, you decided to drive your vehicle off the side of the highway. McDonald's?

2017-06-02 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, that is exactly what the doctor said you should never eat again. Why am I out of prison again?

2017-06-03 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you somehow survived that crazy place for a year, and now your sentence is over. Dead?

2017-06-03 20:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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They are on the cemetery. Are we okay?

2017-06-06 03:13:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Everything's going to be fine. We just ran a 100 meter dash, it's not the end of the world. EA?

2017-06-06 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sshh! Do not say that demonic name, or something else will emerge from their dark dungeons. Square Enix?

2017-06-08 23:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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