Archive: 2421 posts

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I'm sorry for taking your lollipop, can I make it up? MLA format.

2016-01-13 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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tamrof ALM backwards? Whoa, I'm so creative! :hero:

2016-01-13 14:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you notice that you made a Team Picked level in your sleep? 301+ views.

2016-01-14 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many people has seen your new tattoo? I pressed the button, nothing happened. Your argument is invalid. *dies*

2016-01-15 08:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, don't press that! You do know that if you press that, neurotoxin will enter the room, right? Only when I'm not busy.

2016-01-15 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you even sleep? Only if I can have that banana

2016-01-15 19:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, can I have a million dollars? Every mention of ProJirard.

2016-01-15 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is this film about? ....That's not a cigar....

2016-01-16 07:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey man, you wanna cigar? I found it in an alley! Sir monocle.

2016-01-17 21:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir monacle's successful brother is? I got it! I got it! *laughs while falling for eternity*

2016-01-17 22:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you have the bar of gold at least? Money, money, money, money, money, money, money...

2016-01-18 22:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This suitcase is full of what, burglar? It has no effects on me!

2016-01-19 05:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I keep throwing rocks at you? This is the worlds smallest violin and piano, playing for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk

2016-01-20 06:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Did your ice cream fell to the ground? Farewell, then. We will not meet again.

2016-01-20 09:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, you're leaving to Finland for good? It depends on whether or not I'm watching the Grumps.

2016-01-22 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you like the Grumps? Or do you hate it? Or do you love it or do you spit on it? Aaah! It's my weakness! *Vanishes*

2016-01-22 05:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ ...No... I, uhhh.... ...Just got here....

2016-01-22 06:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Did you kill that fabulous snowman!? Haha! Prove it! Haha!

2016-01-22 10:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you know that the sum of all natural numbers is -1/12? Why do you need to know that?

2016-01-22 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you have a banana in your kitchen? Blaming me.... Just because I'm holding a gun...

2016-01-23 07:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Stop there with your hands up! Did you just murder that guy? eoawit239-qm9aud8-9p23rnv8273-m9qaef

2016-01-24 02:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, how do I open this door? I hope you learnt nothing from today.

2016-01-24 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why did you make me spent 12 hours to deliver this metal box for you just to find out it didn't have anything inside of it?! I have a flying hippo. Your argument is invalid.

2016-01-24 20:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But if that's the case, then aren't genetically modified foods considerably safer? But...tacos!

2016-01-24 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You do not want to taco about it? Your question gave me cancer.

2016-01-25 00:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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360 noscope wombo combo? The sum of all natural numbers.

2016-01-25 03:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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∞? What is this I can't even-

2016-01-25 06:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I show you my pet chicken? -1/12.

2016-01-26 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Rate this lollipop which I found in that alley? I'll be back. *jumps off from the helicopter*

2016-01-26 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, I need to finish explaining this problem, where are you going? Sky-high math lessons.

2016-01-27 02:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why am I on a tightrope again? I just realized, there's no netting- *falls off* Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2016-01-27 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you fall, that netting will save you from certain death, am I rite? Bring the lamb. I guess we need to make the ritual after all!

2016-01-27 11:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What I should I do to help you reach insanity? No, never again!

2016-01-29 05:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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And will you, Sir monacle, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Keeping up with the Kardashians.

2016-01-29 16:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why do you want to push me out of plane again? That didn't make any sense at all.

2016-01-31 07:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do you want to pizza three buildings? Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?

2016-01-31 21:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ruh-roh! Spooky skeleton? Nature calls! *runs away* You possibly can't be this stupid.

2016-02-01 07:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's 2+cheese? When you wake up and don't want to do anything.

2016-02-01 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When do you just sleep for the whole day? Don't underestimate me!

2016-02-01 21:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, did you just solve that age-old advanced calculus problem in 5 seconds? No, that sounds like hell on earth.

2016-02-01 23:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wanna' listen to my records? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE

2016-02-02 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I destroyed your home and took the bullets from your weapon. Any last words? Take the wheel!

2016-02-02 11:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait wait wait, what do I do now that she's died? Chugga chugga choo choo!

2016-02-03 02:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This is a lovely place! You're sure these rails aren't in use anymore? There's no time to explain! Get onto the dragon!

2016-02-03 11:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait...where am I? Why am I not at home? You ain't nothing but a hound dog!

2016-02-05 04:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Behold! My 100 lvl hound dog! What's your defense? http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/10/Will-Turner-says-thats-not-good-enough-in-Pirates-of-the-Caribbean.gif

2016-02-08 17:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I offer you a complimentary drink? Only if you can repay the favor.

2016-02-09 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Would you kill me, please? Can't touch me!

2016-02-10 08:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, I've heard that you've been listening to MC Hammer recently. Is this true? When pigs take to the sky with rocket propulsion.

2016-02-10 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When will you pay back your debts? This is ok. *Burns*

2016-02-11 10:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, Mr. Bond, how is life in hell? All the spaghetti.

2016-02-11 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which one of these macaronis are slim shades? You came to the wrong neighborhood. *Grabs a baseball bat*

2016-02-12 08:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, isn't this the place with the ice cream and stuff? When TenebrisNemo won't give up his lollipop.

2016-02-13 01:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When will Grim Reaper cry? Wait, you're still alive? This is awkward. *Shoots you*

2016-02-14 21:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ow, dang it! Why would you shoot me? Flowers.

2016-02-15 16:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who killed your family? The force is strong with this one.

2016-02-16 13:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you sure I should purposefully fail this lightsaber quiz? The Lollipop Guild.

2016-02-16 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My lollipop was created by... https://media.giphy.com/media/10uct1aSFT7QiY/giphy.gif

2016-02-16 14:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you know that water is wet? Why would I need to know that?

2016-02-16 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you know that rocks can be lava? http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/Yolo-GIF.gif?gs=a

2016-02-17 00:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why do you think that jumping off the building will be smart? Not unless you do, too.

2016-02-17 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Will you eat this spaghetti? You made me do this! *Clicks the button and everyone explodes* http://49.media.tumblr.com/56038bbcf8b5ec5383812279b1a39946/tumblr_n1fqupSjkJ1ttwc1to1_500.gif

2016-02-17 09:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Please, Nemo, rethink your choices! You don't have to resort to this, right?

2016-02-17 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cat got your tongue? Doesn't matter, still had money.

2016-02-17 21:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why did you think buying the Statue of Liberty was the wisest next step? When I actually put an answer.

2016-02-17 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When will the game go on? Do I look like a man with a plan?

2016-02-19 09:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have you considered how we're going to leave prison undetected? Pikachu.

2016-02-19 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which animal is your favorite one? It's an avalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanche!

2016-02-25 09:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's thaaaaaat rumbling soooouuuund? The psychotic challenges posed by Smash Bros. Wii U.

2016-02-25 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you except him to do? Ah! My tongue!

2016-02-25 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why wouldn't I eat this pizza fresh out of the o-- Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

2016-02-25 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wha-? ... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/74193/nuclear-explosion-o.gif Play this song at my virtual funeral. Although this is a family forum, so death is meaningless so none-the-le-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc

2016-02-26 10:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Thank you for all you've done! Is there any way I can repay you? It just...feels good.

2016-02-26 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you-- How could you-- Why!? No, my original idea was to put a bunch of kids into a saw-like puzzle.

2016-02-28 10:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Was this your evil plan all along? Lock kids in jail cells? Vi Hart.

2016-02-28 14:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which name should we give for their baby? Yeah, sure, no problem. *flips table and walks home.*

2016-02-28 20:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, can we change our plans so that the building now has to accommodate twice as many people? Sure...later, when I feel...better, and not...drunk or somethin'.

2016-02-29 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, buddy, ya wanna tell us why you're sleeping on this statue? I don't believe you. I say guilty!

2016-03-01 09:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But I wasn't even in Chicago the entire week of the crime! You can't convict me, right? Underage drinking.

2016-03-01 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is worse than underage eating? That didn't make any sense. Here, tie this rope around your neck.

2016-03-02 08:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But why should I be punished for a crime I didn't even giraffe? Haikus.

2016-03-02 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What destroyed this book's text!? Only over my dead body. *unsheathes longsword and accidentally cuts fingers off from left hand and starts to scream*

2016-03-03 10:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I please have five dollars? That worked better than I expected.

2016-03-03 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The tower which you blew up didn't just kill the enemies within it, but also fell over their secret base which we didn't even know about and let us win the battle, ya know? Fine. Give me half of the prize now and I'll go exterminate it.

2016-03-04 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You do know that I can't pay for a service not done, correct? Honey, I'm good.

2016-03-04 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Honey, I'm home, how about you? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA- *chokes and dies*

2016-03-06 18:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How on earth does your voice make that great evil laugh? *crickets chirping*

2016-03-06 19:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If you're from Africa then why are you so white? Oh my god, you just can't ask people that question!

2016-03-06 22:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We need this information for a study we're conducting: what is your gender? That's such a dumb question, I don't have time for that crap.

2016-03-06 23:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Grey Mane or Battleborn? http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11125/111256151/4972435-9514354499-tumbl.gif

2016-03-07 07:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who do you want to invite to your party? No time for questions, just follow me.

2016-03-07 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is this, an apocalypse!? Who are you? That's what you think! *Takes the mask off and dramatic music plays*

2016-03-08 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait...you're my friend, right? Losing your friendship.

2016-03-08 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's worse than losing your new expensive party ship? Ah! My ego!

2016-03-08 20:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is that...ANOTHER baking soda and vinegar volcano? Wheel of Fortune.

2016-03-09 00:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What have you been watching recently? Sir, I was born for this moment.

2016-03-09 14:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you sure you can solve this ten variable differential equation? I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.

2016-03-09 22:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hello, this is your cockroach. How do you do? It wasn't me. Oh, look, a hippo! *during the distraction, I run away*

2016-03-10 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you just call that women a hippo? You can burn here for eternity if you want.

2016-03-10 18:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Can I have an extra slice of pizza? Twisting someone else's words.

2016-03-11 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's so fun to twist? Sir, finishing this fight.

2016-03-11 05:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Mister, what do you think you're doing in this civil office? "If this is the answer, what is the question?"

2016-03-11 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where am I? No. Yes. No. No. Yes. Hahaha. Morgan. Morgan. Wololo. *Bongo solo* Shh haa.

2016-03-13 20:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, are you okay? Compromising.

2016-03-14 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why is this plastic wall at your Shield Equipments? https://49.media.tumblr.com/3aa2bc78f704590f16e3aad479cd4cba/tumblr_mvyj69kVop1rj2phto1_500.gif

2016-03-14 16:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Could I possibly offer you DirectTV's new service? **** that ****!

2016-03-15 00:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You played 5 hours to die like this? You saw nothing. *Knocks you out*

2016-03-15 08:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's kinda dark in here. Where am I, some kind of dungeon? 13 points.

2016-03-15 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I broke 53 school rules, look awfully raggedy and killed a monster which was lurking in this school. What do I get? Ah! My childhood!

2016-03-16 06:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you know that Mario is actually a psychopath? Sure, but why are you asking me?

2016-03-16 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, you dead? https://media.giphy.com/media/CJ1AeyfeeGdOw/giphy.gif

2016-03-17 10:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sir, are you intoxicated? *dead silence*

2016-03-18 04:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You did lock the door right...? ...R-right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSswEzWJdWo

2016-03-19 21:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hold on, what bit the dust? ...maybe. 8D

2016-03-20 00:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Y-you got the stuff, right...? A doctor a day keeps the apples away.

2016-03-20 15:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't like apples much...any suggestions on what I should do? Uh...totally. Yeah. Right.

2016-03-20 15:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You brave enough to duel me? *unsheathes sword* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KAWV6lyI5Q

2016-03-20 22:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I think Sir monacle has taken over TenebrisNemo's account, any confirmation? The square root of 100.

2016-03-21 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many times can I slap you, you geeky nerd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc

2016-03-22 10:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you show me a useful application of fishing wire? All the crackers.

2016-03-22 16:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who cracked all my bone armors!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qbGJuxCYY

2016-03-22 23:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What was overplayed this past Halloween season at our school? That's right, I probably shouldn't eat this hot dog.

2016-03-23 00:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I heard that Asian people eat dogs which have serious diseases. Did you know that? You may not know it but I killed you already. Muahaha!

2016-03-23 09:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*echoey* Wait, why don't I see or feel anything? I never thought of it that way way before.

2016-03-23 17:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What if we are in a dream and when we die, we wake up from it? https://media.giphy.com/media/isP4TLqhjm3zq/giphy.gif

2016-03-24 08:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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?steehsdaerps tfosorciM gnikam ta dellecxE ylurt ohw yug eht tuoba raeh uoy diD All the turnips.

2016-03-24 16:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remember, you can only pick one thing from the farm. So, what will you pick? I'd like to let you out, and I know you mean well, but, you're a psychopath.

2016-03-26 08:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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But...I just want ice cream! Unless you give me a pizza, no.

2016-03-26 18:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can I have this holy water? http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/09/Fear-frightened-GIF.gif

2016-03-29 05:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We all know what you've been doing. Now get out. xxv xv xxi xix xx i xviii v ix xiv xx xv xx viii v v xxv v xix xv vi iv v i xx viii

2016-03-29 10:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Quick! What's the code to defuse the bomb? Um...like, 200, maybe?

2016-03-30 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many people are you torturing? Oh, I keep those in the basement.

2016-03-30 07:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, I remember loving your kids so much! ...where are they now? Tribal music.

2016-03-30 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's this world's end hullabaloo which is torturing my body's ears and my very soul? https://media.giphy.com/media/Np98wJNwK2yc0/giphy.gif

2016-03-30 17:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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...ugh, I'm not feeling too good today. Could you try to cheer me up? http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/1252181399_rolling-puppy.gif

2016-03-31 03:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, did ya' bring the-- ...is your dog having a seizure!? Whatever that is, it sounds safe.

2016-03-31 07:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wanna try this potion which I made out of spider eyes and dragon's acid teeth? http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtlc2lMqP1ryxuzmo1_500.gif

2016-03-31 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, TeenbrisNemo, how do I assassinate the king? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

2016-04-01 07:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, can you please stop posting images that fail to load on my browser? Chaos 6.

2016-04-01 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, want to play pokemon cards? There is no way we're getting in there. The doors locked.

2016-04-03 08:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, you wanna stop by at Wendy's to get something to eat? A+Start.

2016-04-03 15:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh, L1N3R1D3R, tell me a name of a random YouTube channel. That's why I put poison into* your sandwich.

2016-04-03 21:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But...I thought we were enemies! Why did you kindly gi-- KABOOM!

2016-04-03 21:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So what happens if I press this pink butto- Whatever you do to her, I will do the same to you. *winks*

2016-04-03 22:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, you wanna bet I can ask that girl out? TenebrisNemo's homosexual desires. 8D

2016-04-04 01:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What you should be afraid of when you're dating my daughter? Get out of my house!

2016-04-04 07:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Now I know what you've said, but are you sure you don't want some fresh Sir_monacle brand monkey water?️? It isn't what it looks like-- wait, no, it is exactly what it looks like.

2016-04-04 09:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, what are you doing with my PS3? Innuendos.

2016-04-04 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is she talking about? One does not simply walk into L1N3R1D3R's house.

2016-04-05 06:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, you wanna come over to my house to play some LBP? Team Sonic, not Sonic Team.

2016-04-05 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sonic Team has won the grammar championship! *Sarcasm overload*

2016-04-05 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you sure you don't want to eat this entire pound of sugar packets? 8D The irony that "lisp" has an S in it.

2016-04-06 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What are you laughing about? You want them, come fight for them. *swings with a greatsword*

2016-04-06 05:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, can I see my quiz scores? It's just...I don't feel like it.

2016-04-06 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you feel like the building is on fire? 'Cause I'm burning. Mmm... Mushrooms. *slides down the rainbow*

2016-04-07 11:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, wake up! Can you hear me? Nothing. 8D

2016-04-08 01:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The whole city is on fire! You have a flamethrower! What have you done!? Justice will be served. *strikes you down*

2016-04-08 08:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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All I did was take your pencil as an April Fools' prank. Can't you forgive me? ...I wasn't expecting to see you here.

2016-04-08 17:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ey, wasup? Heaven is a nice place, right? You may not have realized it, but I stole your face.

2016-04-10 13:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why can't I see anything? Blindfolded. 8D

2016-04-10 20:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You crashed my truck and it rolled all the way downhill?! How did you get your driving license!? Ah! My brains!

2016-04-10 22:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You've stolen everyone's brain but mine... Are you ready for pure torture? *Turns on my little pony* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKYz2M6zoII

2016-04-11 11:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Can you please refrain from being so full of yourself? I rolled the D20.

2016-04-11 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sheesh! How did you hit my character so hard!? No need to hide your reaction. I get that look all the time. Ahhahahahahaha!

2016-04-13 08:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you just...put poison in my drink? Well clearly the derivative would be 2x.

2016-04-13 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So I put X in there and X in here. What do you think? http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/sims/images/9/9e/Party_Hard.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130104013416

2016-04-15 08:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, I got some pretzels. You know what that means, right? Donald frickin' Trump.

2016-04-17 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What made America great again? No wonder you sound like a freaking Batman.

2016-04-18 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey...did you take Robin from my grasp? 2016, son.

2016-04-18 23:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How old is the earth, L1N3R1D3R? Ah! My soul!

2016-04-19 05:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did I ever tell you that the original voice actor of Dora the Explorer was exported from the US for being an illegal immigrant? Uh, sure.

2016-04-20 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's this door's password? You may not have realized it, but I'm you!

2016-04-20 05:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, can you explain that again? Well, obviously that would make -541 couches.

2016-04-20 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My giant friend Knud is coming over. How many couches do we need? Ahhaa, ahhahaahaa, give it back!

2016-04-21 05:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Guess who owns your liver? Go on, pull the trigger. Because, at the end of the day, I've already won. Y'know that burger you ate just before the disease spread? Well, long story short, you have it too now. It won't be long before you too beco- *bang!*

2016-04-21 08:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So if I shoot you, the game is over and I get that Platinum Achievement after all this time? Thou shalt looketh next thine building, a land full of caring plants which I grow, representing my caring to thine statementh. Thou shalt see there ain't none.

2016-04-21 10:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you hear that my newest video got 500 views? Seven to ten minute speeches.

2016-04-22 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How much time do I have before I get executed? Sheesh, get back into your pokeball!

2016-04-22 07:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're going to use me soon, right? No, but I can use this potato peeler.

2016-04-22 10:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Can you use this sword to kill that boss? Your attempts only makes my stomach tickle.

2016-04-23 18:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can't you just listen to me and get your grammar right? I can do that any time you want. 8)

2016-04-23 19:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Will you please jump off from this plane? http://cdn.ymaservices.com/editorial_service/media/images/000/064/883/compressed/gollum.gif?1413876374

2016-04-23 21:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, are you an alien? Only if Donald Trump is elected, which I hope won't happen.

2016-04-24 00:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Will America be great again? http://img.pandawhale.com/57044-Nicholas-cage-your-argument-is-nxOt.gif

2016-04-24 14:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're aware that making this decision will undeniably hurt our company, correct? Memes. Memes everywhere.

2016-04-24 21:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You wanna talk about memes? http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff105/AntiHentaiGirl/tumblr_inline_n1srnfCSa41qcyghu_zps299bf39c.gif - - - - - - - - - - - - - http://i.imgur.com/druXyRf.gif

2016-04-25 05:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Okay, what's your idea for our new advert!? You're fired.

2016-04-25 09:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do I get a promotion after I ratted out every corrupted employee from this building? http://i.imgur.com/BHOA1sH.gif

2016-04-25 10:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, do you mind that I used your pencil for writing my Post-It note? There's no going back now.

2016-04-26 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, I've locked the store door. Why won't you leave now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rua2_nWrFjE

2016-04-26 16:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, I'm thinking of doing a research project on YouTube. Any suggestions? A cat farting to space.

2016-04-26 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is Nyan Cat's meaning? http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll229/EyelinerAndLyrics/HERPDERP.gif

2016-04-27 11:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My eyes! My eyes! Oh, why do my eyes hurt!? That does not explain anything of importance.

2016-04-27 11:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, did you know that you can swim in lava but only once? http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/bruce-derp-funny-herp-derp-jim-carey-Favim.com-240281.gif

2016-04-27 11:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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There's a weird man staring at me. Why is he staring at me? Just wait 'til I upload screamers. 8D

2016-04-27 11:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, can you please make our ears not die in the next episode? Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy!

2016-04-27 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey I heard that Trump became the King of the worldz! http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu10/bubblejuice4/Kiddd/hurr-durr-derp-face-herp-im-a-thurrrmb.gif

2016-04-27 18:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why'd you double post? Why did you answer your answer? Something's not right here. L1N3R1D3R either has a cloning machine. Or he's a hacker.

2016-04-27 19:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm L1N3R1D3R! Why are you doubting that? Harlem Shake.

2016-04-27 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What drove you to mind control everyone on this forum? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylt0FwFmloA

2016-04-28 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, I'm trying to become a hypnotist. What do you suggest I do? Justin Timberlake.

2016-04-28 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who's your daddy? https://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Giant+dad+thread+go+_049c0ec5cdbf2934461208026c6eb 611.gif

2016-04-29 08:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Any ideas for our next movie? That's a terrible idea!

2016-04-29 09:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You wanna go to the swimming pool with your best friend Toasty Tom Toaster? Don't do it IRL. http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+m+a+dark+souls+fan+quot+praise+the+sun+1+xd+quot +and+all+_4f5a958ec8bfcc453e30f7570db31b30.gif

2016-04-29 10:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you solve for x: x+3=5? I would never go here again.

2016-04-29 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lets go to the very depths of my basement where no man or women has ever made it out alive . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs

2016-04-30 07:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm having a very good day today! Will anything ruin it at this point? The insanity that has emerged in the forum games.

2016-04-30 21:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do we have to face nowadays? https://49.media.tumblr.com/3c91c598e209c1a9b8dbff18c8dec6fd/tumblr_n3zrp8KUt71sfcxreo1_400.gif

2016-05-02 05:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you four hear about the presidential election? https://media.giphy.com/media/Hh4yEDr9VNp6/giphy.gif

2016-05-02 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I heard that a new bee specie finds hair in human bodies and create hives in there while the human is sleeping. http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22400000/Jack-Sparrow-GIF-johnny-depp-22453635-500-200.gif

2016-05-02 21:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, are you actually doing magic, or...? My lack of GIF.

2016-05-03 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What saved the dark lord's life? http://i.imgur.com/gD2UqJZ.gif

2016-05-03 05:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I've heard that the E.U. are making a band... How about it? Aha! Anonymity is my shield!

2016-05-03 08:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I have read your mind now. Sir monacle, you are Clive! http://www.picgifs.com/movies-and-series/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean/picgifs-pirates-of-the-caribbean-235169.gif

2016-05-03 11:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is your reaction to my fan-fiction? I am the lord and saviour you call the "devil".

2016-05-03 11:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You killed them all! You devil! Why did you kill them? https://49.media.tumblr.com/762be6b586d57c9be9381c4879bfad2a/tumblr_nwu5s2Qzim1suekw5o1_500.gif

2016-05-03 11:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you please show me an unrelated .GIF please? Thank you.

2016-05-03 11:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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There you go. You like it? http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/1/19/Capt-jack-sparrow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150322203016

2016-05-03 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why is the toilet a mess!? I'm impervious to your petty squabble!

2016-05-03 11:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So Sir monacle, what would the derivative of sin(cos(x)) with respect to x be? Sir monacle not following the trend.

2016-05-04 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What makes you disappointed? http://65.media.tumblr.com/5c7bd0289f569c6ccb1f31386480a319/tumblr_mqfquenDFf1reukf9o1_250.gif

2016-05-04 08:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What led you to jump off this conveniently placed bridge? Your question is dumb! You're dumb! 8)

2016-05-04 12:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Please, I'm bleeding! Call 911? http://i.imgur.com/4MqRLyl.gif

2016-05-04 14:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, can I go out with your GF? No, please don't.

2016-05-04 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you want me to help destro- ...'decorate' your house? Wait a minute.... The cat, the dark room, the dagger and the bath tub... You're the killer! Why I didn't I notice before!? You killed L1N3R1D3R and stole his/her face! Now you're going to kill me. ...Unless I run first!

2016-05-07 07:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, why are you looking at me funny? When the fun ends.

2016-05-08 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When will you stop killing thousands of people through means of torture? Nope. I'm not real, none of this is.

2016-05-08 08:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You real hungry? http://66.media.tumblr.com/85de935a99d94068f283117bfeb13acf/tumblr_mie5hoXd9D1ra6qb9o3_250.gif

2016-05-08 10:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you remember the time we egged the neighbor's house? On the side, please.

2016-05-09 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where do you want your organs after I extract them from your body? No, no. I'm not a professional.

2016-05-09 07:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wait, Dr. Monacle, are you sure this procedure will be safe? The frightening thought of Sir monacle being a doctor.

2016-05-09 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wait, why do you want me to give you a cyanide pill? Well, let us start on the next hobo- Erm, the next 'patiant' that I found at a bus station.

2016-05-10 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, I found these glowing mushrooms, should we put them into someone's brains? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1axn2lYVB1r99f4t.gif

2016-05-10 10:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, was that your lollipop? http://i.imgur.com/GtxQvoH.gif

2016-05-12 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the right way to brush your teeth? http://replygif.net/i/382.gif

2016-05-12 08:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have you seen this image I found on DevientArt? Why yes, I do tend to do that at times.

2016-05-12 15:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Did you just shoot all your dogs with your shotgun!? http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/fun-gif-jack-sparrow-johnny-depp-photography-Favim.com-231741.gif

2016-05-12 16:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What do you think of my haircut? By this day forth, I shall no longer ask TenebrisNemo for his/her opinion on me, or my possessions.

2016-05-12 17:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Is that your new house? The super expensive house which you've been working on for many years now? It looks like a trash bag to me, did you know that? http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18700000/Johnny-Gif-johnny-depp-18770544-500-206.gif

2016-05-12 19:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you think my trash-bag looks like a house? ...Yes, yes, horrible consequences, blah, blah, blah....

2016-05-13 07:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If you press that red button, the whole city will explode and all the presidents visiting this city will die. You know there will be- http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/12/21/635862533296285438-1883084475_tumblr_n6f1bzN8YX1sped3xo1_400.gif

2016-05-13 09:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The soviet union has dropped their band. Why do you think they did that? Pfft, just because he has big eyebrows, a sinister smile and a blood-stained lab coat doesn't mean he will be a bad overlord, stop stereotyping everyone.

2016-05-14 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, do you think TenebrisNemo looks kinda fishy? http://i.imgur.com/ueVIZjL.gif

2016-05-14 17:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What happens in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie? https://media.giphy.com/media/MS0fQBmGGMaRy/giphy.gif

2016-05-15 18:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, are you doing your homework? https://media.giphy.com/media/YH5z1FY2vq920/giphy.gif

2016-05-15 22:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Help, I can't eat my banana, how do I eat it? https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-08/11/17/enhanced/webdr12/anigif_enhanced-1618-1439327718-9.gif

2016-05-16 08:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wow, I didn't know someone could get addicted to bananas. How are we going to contro-- http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150815/1000/weird_gifs_that_will_make_you_say_wtf_11.gif

2016-05-18 02:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What have you done to this thread!? It's almost time kids... Remember to turn on your tv sets for the horrothon! Remember the big giveaway at nine... Don't miss it, and remember to wear your masks! ...The clock is ticking, It's almost time.

2016-05-18 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Who is this creepy guy talking to me on TV? http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/05/Weird-Gifs.gif

2016-05-18 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I can't see the image, would you post it again? http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201506/rs_500x213-150106140223-tumblr_lvuyue9fdH1r4etbjo1_500.gif

2016-05-18 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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