Archive: 1920 posts

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I am not buying anything. *Closes the door* How many years does it take to travel 1 light year?

2016-03-20 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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A light year years. How might one approach the integration of a product, quotient, or composition of functions?

2016-03-21 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You mean you're gonna buy this coffeemaker? How many years ago did the 2nd World War end?

2016-03-22 10:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Uh, a bajillion. Where would man be if it were not for his opposable thumbs?

2016-03-22 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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On earth. Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

2016-03-22 22:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sure, brah. Is it possible for a man to have as much talent as Shakespeare is credited for?

2016-03-22 23:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No cuz Shakespeare wasn't a man. If nothing is perfect, does it mean that nothingness is a perfection?

2016-03-23 09:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Maybe maybe? What in our brains causes the happy feeling we get from nostalgia?

2016-03-23 16:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The fact that the bully is in jail! How did you shoot that guy from 2 kilometers away?

2016-03-24 07:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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With a gun? What is the median number of licks it would take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?

2016-03-24 16:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Quite many. What's gonna be, Morgan? Kill me now or set me free?

2016-03-29 05:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nope! *takes wallet* More s-syrup...?

2016-03-29 11:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Uh, why not. Why does Sir monacle keep breaking the well established rules of the forum games?

2016-03-30 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Uhh... Because... B-because.... Coffee.... Coffee, erm.. cup, cup, cup.... ...Right! Jhonen Vasquez made Jhonny the homicidal maniac! Oh right, "why do I keep breaking the rules" Hmm.... I, uhhh..... How do I leave this place?

2016-03-30 07:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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the exit, duh. Why do people think that capitalizing the first letter of every word looks nicer?

2016-03-30 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's Unique! Hurr Durr! How much longer is he going to sleep...?

2016-03-30 17:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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5 more mins, pls? What in the human brain's anatomy causes the feeling of embarrassment?

2016-03-31 03:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Look, do you want me to remove your frontal lobe, or what? I can't draw.

2016-03-31 07:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir_monacle follows the rules, right? But they were the kings before me, and great ones, too. If no one doesn't remember them nowadays, who would remember me when I'm gone?

2016-03-31 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No one will remember you. You will ne- H-hey! What's going on!"? What's with the guards!? Let go of me! I will find yooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu ...What just happened?

2016-04-01 07:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I dunno, man. Where's Waldo?

2016-04-01 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Right next to wally. Is this a smart question?

2016-04-03 08:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Depends how you define "a" What is a question?

2016-04-03 12:39:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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What you just said. Shooter0898 has returned to the forum games! Shouldn't we celebrate that?

2016-04-03 15:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm poor. *Shuts the phone* What's the meaning of life? The way how you live it or the way how you leave your mark into this world?

2016-04-03 21:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Something something philosophy. Who honestly thought that the Water Temple had good design?

2016-04-04 01:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The fishes. DYA that I use this question here?

2016-04-04 06:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wrong forum, buddy. Now get out. Should I join the today's internet craze?

2016-04-04 09:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sure, cuz inter webs. Where might the location of the registration forms be acquired?

2016-04-04 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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At the registration place. Do you enjoy what you do? I think it's a good question.

2016-04-05 06:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Uh, I guess...? How does one animate a mouth moving to speech in a 3D program?

2016-04-05 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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By speakingh! Are you, too, one who seeks my pyromancy?

2016-04-05 15:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sure, fire's cool. Do you honestly think you can stand a chance against our enormous cannons?

2016-04-06 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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They're too big and slow to hit anything so yas! Why do we fight?

2016-04-06 05:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cuz we wanna. How does this logic gate assist the functionality of the processing chip?

2016-04-06 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It opens, it closes, it opens, it closes... That's how gates work? Did you see anything suspicious around the victim's house that night?

2016-04-07 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I saw a dog, it was cute. What is the volume of the solid formed by rotating the area enclosed by the curves y = x^2 and y = x around the x-axis?

2016-04-08 01:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Forty two. The meaning of life. If there wasn't anything suspicious according to them, then why was the whole thing suddenly forgotten?

2016-04-08 08:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cause peeps be dumb. How was the new age of imperialism similar to and different from the old age of imperialism?

2016-04-08 17:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The names! How many drops of water would it take to end the world hunger?

2016-04-10 13:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Water isn't food ya dummie! Why was Napoleon's invasion of Russia unsuccessful, even though he technically won the battles?

2016-04-10 20:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He was short. 8) What are you prepared to do for someone you love?

2016-04-10 22:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I've planned it all out... I jump from the bushes and beat her with a stick! What do you mean that's a bad idea!?

2016-04-11 11:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You done kill her! If x-3y=1 and 2x+y=23, what are x and y?

2016-04-11 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Letters. https://media.giphy.com/media/e0dU1Hy8pbGO4/giphy.gif You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. How do I make a man out of you?

2016-04-13 07:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Uh, I'm a woman. Might the existence of water outside Earth suggest possible extraterrestrial life?

2016-04-13 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lol, ecks dee, my water bottle has no life while I'm in space. So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?

2016-04-15 08:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I wanna eat this cake NOW! Defendant Nemo, you have just listened to the prosecution. Have you a reply?

2016-04-17 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Objection! The golden cookie had no name on it! Have you made friends with the man by the sea?

2016-04-18 14:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, that dude's creepy as hell. How am I supposed to know how to structure a good sonnet when I have never been taught it?

2016-04-18 23:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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With love, my friend. With the power of love. How many hippies is needed to change the lamp?

2016-04-19 05:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just me, bro. How many blues singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

2016-04-20 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just you, pal. How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?

2016-04-20 05:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ha! I have higher magic than your card! Are you prepared for the highest form of torture imaginable by man?

2016-04-20 18:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No, I don't want Trump to be president! Is it strange to not want a relationship?

2016-04-20 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ha! Forever alone! Not everyone seek companionship. Let people live their lives in the way they want, as long as it's healthy for them and everyone else, right?

2016-04-21 05:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're marrying my daughter. Is that a tree?

2016-04-21 08:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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It's you in a mirror. How many Sir monacles does it take to learn the rules?

2016-04-21 10:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Infinity. 8D Quickly, I need to defuse the bomb! What do I do with a red button that says "Detonate"?

2016-04-22 03:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You press it, that's how you detonate the bomb for the Dark Lord! 8D That joke was terrible, now, wasn't it?

2016-04-22 07:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Here's a better one: The jelly walked down the street fighter arcade to be eaten by me. Should I become a chameleon?

2016-04-22 10:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sure just come into my mutant lab- er, I mean, house to talk about it! How many times will these lambs rush to slaughter?

2016-04-22 10:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Bout one... Two... Uhhh.... Wow, I'm going to be rich! Do you want a Mento?

2016-04-22 10:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Only if I have a Coke. How many times does Sir monacle need to look at the title of the thread to remember the rules?

2016-04-23 19:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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To infinity and beyond. Do you want to see a magic trick?

2016-04-23 21:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Magic's dumb! Could you possibly inform me on the method of solving a separable differential equation?

2016-04-24 00:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lol, i gtg, bye. *Is now offline* No one shouldn't ask you the name of the one who tells the story, right?

2016-04-24 14:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Left. Why can't I mix these two delicious chemicals together?

2016-04-24 18:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because they're both the same color. How do I quit dental school?

2016-04-24 20:23:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Jump out the ****in' window, dawg. Can someone help me comprehend what this sonnet is trying to say?

2016-04-24 21:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh yeah, just write in a piece of paper. EVERYTHING'S BETTER IN INK :arg: How do I stay awake in my science class?

2016-04-25 02:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Don't sleep, duh. What is the solution to the differential equation dy/dx + e^(x+y) = 0?

2016-04-25 04:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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uhhh.. dexy? Hey,I mean... those are the variables you used What's after infinity?

2016-04-25 04:31:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Number 42. You seem to have a high status and reputation, not to mention charisma and power. Take them away, what are you?

2016-04-25 06:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aqua-man! Defender of the sea! Why can't I be that one!?

2016-04-25 09:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you're a nerd! Why are you eating toilet paper in my chimney?

2016-04-25 10:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because it's delicious. How could anyone like "Hello" even a little bit?

2016-04-26 03:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yarr, I reckon' it be 'cause no one likes ye'. :arg: Why's the rum gone? 8)

2016-04-26 10:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I drunken it. :arg: Wherefore art thou, O Romeo?

2016-04-26 22:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I can'th pause an online game, Julia!! Wh-what is the meaning of this!?

2016-04-27 11:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's a baby running around in a saw puzzle. Why am I getting arrested?

2016-04-27 11:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because I felt like it. What makes you think that you would be a better king?

2016-04-27 11:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Execute this peasant immediately! Why should I be the peasant?

2016-04-27 11:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because you're a bad king. What makes you better than everyone else?

2016-04-27 11:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Being king. Why can't you be the peasant?

2016-04-27 11:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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'Cause I was born like that. Could you explain your reasoning for placing Pac-Man so high in your tier list?

2016-04-27 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because he's so yellow. What a man has to do to earn such a fate?

2016-04-27 19:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have three Look-alikes that act differently. Why does everybody look the same here?

2016-04-27 19:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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'Cause reasons. Sir, could please direct me to the lavatory?

2016-04-27 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I might if you could describe this "lava tree" Why is a raven like a writing desk?

2016-04-28 02:24:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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'Cause there both black. Who would ever think of something as ridiculous as chicken glasses?

2016-04-28 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hmmm.... https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M93f1b406aac13523d72187675f2f5012H0&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 What?

2016-04-28 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Duh! Sir monacle, how many times do I have to tell you to say a SMART question in this forum game?

2016-04-28 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lol, eks dee, look, a rule, let's break it! 8D What good is a shepherd when there aren't any wolves?

2016-04-29 08:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's the natural order of things. Nobody wants to feed or pet a wolf! As you can see here: The use of the 'word' "rofl" has plummeted recently and we have no clue why. So we're asking you (the public) to answer this very simple question: Who thought it was funny to put glue on my desk?

2016-04-29 08:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Zzzz... Why must life be so confounding?

2016-04-29 10:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You found what? That's good! I could have sworn I put my shoes here yesterday evening, now where have they gone?

2016-04-29 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I thought that was a chew-toy. Sorry. L1N3R1D3R wants to be just like his hero! Isn't that great?

2016-04-30 07:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Uh, sure. How is Newton's Law of Cooling derived from the differential equation of the rate of cooling?

2016-04-30 21:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You need sunglasses to be cooler. What caused the events of Ostagar in the first place?

2016-05-02 05:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Probably aliens. Why would you betray me after so many good experiences together?

2016-05-02 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lol I can rstard dis game evritime i wnt. Either we are alone in the space or there are other people out there. Both possibilities are equally terrifying?

2016-05-02 21:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Dat's notta queshon! What is the most effective use of a well-crafted tier list?

2016-05-03 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Guns are effective. Ho do I get enough money?

2016-05-03 05:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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By exploiting the business industry. Or just beg people on the street for your precious money. Why don't you check out my epic! Rofl! Lolz! Levels!? p4p f4f a4a! :tophat: :ro yalty:

2016-05-03 08:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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https://m.popkey.co/eea6ec/M7vqE.gif - - - - - - - - - - - - - https://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln25f2aToh1qkdccno1_500.gif

2016-05-03 11:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGfTLb6RFk0 As shown here by this chart, the demand for rum has shot up! however, supply is at an all-time low. Why do you think this is happening?

2016-05-03 11:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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'Cause it's bad for ya. When I become president of America, what kinds of laws will I approve and disapprove of?

2016-05-04 04:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Allow greatness, ban Mexican laws! 'Muricah! What business have you?

2016-05-04 08:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm selling Yo-yos. Now pay me money! Why would you design the self-destruct button inside the torture chamber, surely that's the reason to why these places always blow up?

2016-05-04 13:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because I get into the paradize, bruh! I think I'll be late. Where is the bus?

2016-05-04 14:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's dead! Ha! When will Arin realize that he has a shield?

2016-05-04 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When you buy his realization DLC. Why them trolls are so noisy that you go deaf?

2016-05-08 10:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cause orcs, man. If an integral can not be evaluated precisely, what is the most accurate method to estimate the value?

2016-05-09 04:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho Perhaps you forgot to take the right bus home?

2016-05-09 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sorry, I'm just a hobo. If f(x) = (e^x + ln(x)) / x, then what is the limit of f(x) as x approaches infinity

2016-05-09 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't speak Spanish, I'll get you a translator. How long is a piece of string?

2016-05-10 05:28:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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5 miles long. Why'd you steal my apple?

2016-05-10 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Becuz u stole the meaning of rules! What would happen if Sir monacle saved the world?

2016-05-10 10:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Apocalypse, surely. What truly makes you upset?

2016-05-12 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The fact that I didn't kill everyone with a headshot. How did you manage to kill me from that distance?

2016-05-12 06:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Guns, yo. Given the benefits and the harms, do you approve of legalizing marijuana?

2016-05-14 17:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm high, bruuh. Let 'em smoke weed evridei! What do the people make of us?

2016-05-15 16:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Selfies, right? If you know the value of a function and its derivative at one point, how can you approximate the value of the function at a nearby point?

2016-05-15 22:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Best I can do is 2$. If a nuclear bomb would detonate in your home, how many lives and cities would be lost from the aoe?

2016-05-16 08:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aoe? Idunno what that means. What is the boiling point of a 0.251m solution of urea in sulfuric acid?

2016-05-18 02:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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POINT OF NO RETURN! How much is this going to cost me, exactly?

2016-05-18 15:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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All teh cashes. What is the ratio of side length to atom radius in a face-centered cubic unit cell?

2016-05-19 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you say ration!? Answer me! Why is a Belmont planning a resurrection of Count Dracula?

2016-05-19 16:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cause it sounds cool. What is suggested by Candide not accepting happiness in Eldorado but instead continuing his quest?

2016-05-20 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://49.media.tumblr.com/b25f784823de6e7c6ce97522dd65e48d/tumblr_mgsp7vwhHn1s3e1cto1_250.gif How many times do I have to go through dangerous moments in order to get in there?

2016-05-20 07:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You just have to open the door. Here, let me do it for you. Isn't that a strange way to say hello?

2016-05-20 14:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Howdy, y'all. What are your criteria for judging the quality of a film?

2016-05-20 23:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Lol ur movi suk! I've scoured near and far, but no sight of her. Where could she have gone?

2016-05-21 18:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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She no like you, duh. Using ten trapezoids to approximate, what is the integral from 0 to pi of e^x * sin(x^cosx) with respect to x?

2016-05-21 19:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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DOCTOR X IT'S YOU! Hey, what is that tall guy in a tuxedo at the background? He looks pretty pale, too.

2016-05-22 09:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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He's dead, Jim. Take his stuff. If the Earth should run out of materials, where would life be preserved then?

2016-05-22 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Internet. What good is a shepherd when all the wolves are gone?

2016-05-23 05:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Keep sheep, dawg. The cast of Whose Line consistently jokes about Colin being bald, but is he even balder than the rest?

2016-05-23 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://darksouls.wikidot.com/local--files/enemies/balder-knight-balder-side-sword-large.jpg Think you I would forget such a thing?

2016-05-23 18:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Duh, yeah. If g(x) = x*f(x), f(2) = 3 and f'(2) = 6, then what is g'(2)?

2016-05-23 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Your mom. 'Tis a terrible pity, like a moth fluttering towards a flame. You fellows, no? Don't you agree?

2016-05-24 01:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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3 sm4rt 5 me!!!!!1!!!1!!one!! Is Candide really to blame for leaving Eldorado? After all, he had to meet Cunegonde, no?

2016-05-25 02:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe60000bba9d927300731223327e8976/tumblr_n4asspfTXE1ralzydo1_500.gif If Earth suddenly stopped then what would happen?

2016-05-25 09:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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ALL THE THINGS! Can you really experience anything subjectively?

2016-05-25 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://orig02.deviantart.net/4000/f/2008/329/e/b/ffvii___hojo_by_karaii.jpg Ho ho ho, what seems to be the ruckus?

2016-05-25 21:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We're playing Ruckus. 8D Ho ho ho, and what do you want for Christmas, little Tommy?

2016-05-28 23:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not your Tommy, old man! Ho ho ho, at least you know your own name?

2016-05-29 21:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get out, Santa Fraud! What is the nature of the rise in popularity of trends?

2016-05-30 18:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I liked it before it was cool, you filthy newcomer! Why is it that duck's quack doesn't echo?

2016-05-30 21:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because reasons. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2016-05-31 02:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/7/7d/Chuck_Norris_salute.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130209115619 Why is it that camels doesn't cough?

2016-05-31 06:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They're CAMELS! How are the philosophies of Luther and Calvin similar and different?

2016-06-01 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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They were humans. What was the last crusade of the world?

2016-06-01 20:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Crusaders, of course. How can we edit the game files so that this glitch might be avoided in the future?

2016-06-02 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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By deleting the glitch, duh. Why is it that carrots are good for your eyesight?

2016-06-02 10:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I make my glasses out of them. Using cylindrical shells, what is the volume of the solid obtained by rotating the area in the first quadrant bounded by y = sin(x^2) and x = sqrt(pi) around the y-axis?

2016-06-02 23:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Metal Gear Rex. Why is it that this error pops up every minute?

2016-06-03 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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ERROR404. What is the ending you add onto a 4th declension neuter noun in the ablative plural in Latin?

2016-06-04 00:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Seen 8:36 AM Why is it that the rum is always gone?

2016-06-04 06:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Duh, I dunno...*passes out* What is the rhetorical effect of the anastrophe that Rowling uses in this section of her commencement address?

2016-06-04 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're still not getting to Hogwarts, mate. Would you like if I give you a hint?

2016-06-05 09:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I guess...Tic Tac Toe is hard! Where would humanity be if not for its unique speech capabilities?

2016-06-05 17:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In a slightly cheaper house with a slightly higher mortgage, and a slightly worse car. What is the total mass of the moon?

2016-06-05 21:32:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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That's too big to fit on my scale! What is the mentality behind finding certain things boring?

2016-06-06 02:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ur still boring. What do you mean the bomb has been planted?

2016-06-06 13:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You Will Die! Why did people think for the longest time that tomatoes were poisonous?

2016-06-06 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I put poison in your ketchup. Why do you think the game is bad if you're just not good at it yet?

2016-06-06 15:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cause I hate it! Well, if you know the change of base formula, then what is ln(8)/ln(2)?

2016-06-08 19:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You still not getting that Formula, m8! What makes you think that I can beat this boss?

2016-06-11 17:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bombs, arrows, sword. What causes certain people to feel sexual feelings toward inanimate objects?

2016-06-12 04:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dem curves, m8! Why do people insult other people on the internet, just to feel better?

2016-06-12 22:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cuz u suk! Why do we waste our time with trivial activities like forum games and not use it to be productive?

2016-06-13 00:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cuz it's fun I guez. What if I told you that being famous is not as awesome as it sounds like?

2016-06-13 12:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're soooooo wrong! What are the three processes that govern all of cellular respiration?

2016-06-13 16:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=402017&type=card You have been sentenced to death for spreading cancerous poop videos all over internet. Any last words?

2016-06-14 02:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Poop, guys! Is it just me, or did this building somehow morph from when we first entered it?

2016-06-14 16:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But enough talk, have at you! Who discovered America before Columbus?

2016-06-15 04:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Americans, duh. How can you prove that on a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the legs?

2016-06-15 17:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/rwbyfanon/images/7/78/Illuminati-Logo.png/revision/latest?cb=20140811072057 How many years would it take to get to pluto?

2016-06-16 05:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I think a million. Why did Hitler think his ideology was reasonable?

2016-06-16 17:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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'Cause killstreak, man! You've ever been the ally of humans. Have you forgotten what they did to your mother?

2016-06-17 19:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You killed him?!?!? If the hypotenuse of a right triangle is 13 units and one leg is 5 units, what is the length of the other leg?

2016-06-17 21:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The length is a leg. Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

2016-06-19 19:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Things. What is the optimal shape of fence to maximize area for a given fence length?

2016-06-20 04:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Your mom. What do you have to eat so your sight in the darkness would be better?

2016-06-21 21:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Carrots. Where in the world is Avalon Centrifuge?

2016-06-21 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In LBP. What should we do to a drunken sailor?

2016-06-22 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Love his bum! Why are people enticed by peer pressure when they are well aware of the risks in their actions?

2016-06-23 01:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This bomb is gonna explode anyway! I have four legs at morning, two legs at midday and three legs at evening. What am I?

2016-06-23 14:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not normal. Can someone kindly explain to me how the activity system of LBPCentral works?

2016-06-23 19:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Magic. I am better than the god, more evil than the devil. The poor people have me, the rich people want me and if you eat me you will die. What am I?

2016-06-24 12:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wha? That maks no sens! The system has detected an error in the sound device. Fixing the issue will restart the system. Do so now?

2016-06-24 17:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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GOD I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ONLINE RANKING MATCH! I am first in earth, second in heaven. I appear two times in a week. You can only see me once in a year, although I'm in the middle of sea. What am I?

2016-06-24 20:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Something with water, I'm thirsty. What is a possible linear function such that its integral from 1 to 3 is 30?

2016-06-24 21:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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One, two, three, four! *drum solo* But for you and I, it's all ancient history. You have to ask yourself; does it really matter?

2016-06-24 22:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nothing matters, it all voids. What is a practical application of using LittleBigPlanet's wormholes that is not teleportation?

2016-06-25 02:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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For holez! How many times will these lambs rush to slaughter?

2016-06-26 18:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They don't know jack! Is there a lit indicator with label "FRK" anywhere on the bomb?

2016-06-26 21:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know but I wound this red button and maybe it will- KA-BOO- Toot toot toot toot... If you have nothing to hide then why are you trying to get us out?

2016-06-28 13:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't wanna die! Can you tell me the label and position of the button you are about to press? We may need that information later.

2016-06-28 17:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die! How the hell Michael Rosen married Michael Rosen?

2016-07-01 11:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Science, dude. Can anyone provide evidence of Michael Rosen actually eating a bag of plums at age 6?

2016-07-01 16:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Umh, I don't know! How did clone of Michael Rosen's clone knew the events of what happened to Michael Rosen?

2016-07-01 23:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Time travel, yo! Nemo, you're the defendant. Do you have anything to say on behalf of your side?

2016-07-05 18:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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**** happens, guys! Thy fareth well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias?

2016-07-05 20:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop talking old stuff! Dost thou knoweth the man of muffins?

2016-07-05 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes. I ate him. Alright, L1N3R1D3R, did you say the F word at school?

2016-07-05 23:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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**** no, why would I do that? Taking every aspect of society into account, where will humanity be in fifty years?

2016-07-06 06:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dead! Don't worry. It is a good old time, isn't it?

2016-07-06 12:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I hate this all!!! What changes could be made to the sky in Skyward Sword to make it a more fun and interactive experience?

2016-07-06 17:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make the clouds tiny swords for a more ironic effect. What type of question is that?

2016-07-07 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wierd one! How can we trust you when you kick random people into pits?

2016-07-07 07:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cuz there bad peeps! Why do stores advertise Christmas and not Thanksgiving after Halloween?

2016-07-07 18:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart... Tell me, did you dance with the devil on pale moonlight?

2016-07-07 22:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hell no! ...see what I did, there, with the thing? 8D Why have humans not yet evolved to require less sleep given modern society?

2016-07-08 00:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because evolution isn't real. Why should I keep on going when I know nothing good will come of it?

2016-07-09 17:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just do it! SHIA LABUEOEEOUF! Now that you're holding the button down, what color did the strip of light on the right turn?

2016-07-10 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. Your pet is quite obviously dead, crushed by the mass and weight of your piano, no doubt, which begs the question; why did you drop a piano on your pet?

2016-07-12 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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'Cause piano's heavy! Given Nemo's inactivity for over two days and yet his retention of 99.8% activity, I must pop the question: How exactly does the activity system of the forum work?

2016-07-12 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahAbxq8WPw What is the place you can truly call "home"?

2016-07-12 23:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Home, duh. How can you calculate pi using a one inch needle and several parallel lines two inches apart?

2016-07-13 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did someone say PIE!? Mayor, how do you know that he is the guilty guy?

2016-07-13 09:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just look at 'im! Ain't it obvious? Given the recent tragedies in the United States, how shall we redefine the gun law for equality and safety for all?

2016-07-13 17:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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BANG BANG, 'MURICA! Believe it or not, Oolacile has brought the Abyss upon itself. Fooled by that toothy serpent, they upturned the grave of primeval man and incited his ornery wrath. What could they have been thinking?

2016-07-14 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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They're dumb, guys! Is it even possible for a wire to be so small as to fit inside an animal cell?

2016-07-14 22:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Haha, you said "cell"! Ah yes, Ventus. Tell me, has he learned to put up a decent fight yet?

2016-07-15 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sure, he can kill anyone, why wouldn't he? Considering all aspects of game design, which forum game is objectively the best?

2016-07-15 16:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The one I create! NOOB! If you would be the king of the world, what would you do?

2016-07-16 11:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I want pizza! Gimme! Why are rare gems less expensive than the more common nocturnal palm-tree beetles in Animal Crossing: New Leaf?

2016-07-16 17:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cuz screw you thats why! I start with the letter E, I end with the letter E. I contain only one letter, yet I am not the letter E. What am I?

2016-07-16 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is this...that's not right! Biologically, what distinguishes extroverts from introverts?

2016-07-17 19:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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They are not waffles! Why didn't the history tell us about the war crimes the allies committed at WWII?

2016-07-18 06:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not important! Were you there when they crucified my lord?

2016-07-18 16:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Uh, yeah, totally! What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?

2016-07-19 09:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I said a dash of KETCHUP, dumb***! How does the storage of memories work physiologically with the brain's structure?

2016-07-19 16:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't remember. If the world is flat then why haven't we found the border yet?

2016-08-05 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What'chu talkin' 'bout, dawg? Given his horrible acts, why did people still avidly support Adolf Hitler?

2016-08-05 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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CUZ POWAH! If I hit myself and get hurt, am I too weak or too strong?

2016-08-06 12:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo OP pls nerf. Seriously, what mechanism in the forum dictates you having more activity than me?

2016-08-06 18:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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HA! I'M THE BEST! Should I be productive or be a useless piece of crap just like before?

2016-08-06 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You useless son of a-- Why was the Holy Roman Emperor unable to prevent the Reformation from occurring?

2016-08-07 18:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cooldown, man! What is two days after the day after the day before yesterday?

2016-08-08 11:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Today is my birthday! Place two circles of radius 5 in a 10 x 20 rectangle. Draw a diagonal of the rectangle. What is the area of the space bounded by the newly formed right triangle which remains outside the circles?

2016-08-08 16:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Instructions unclear, accidentally summoned Satan. How do you know the egg is rotten without opening it?

2016-08-10 06:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Break it open, duh. This map is quite large and has a great amount of props. Can I get a hint of your location with a minute remaining?

2016-08-10 16:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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IN TEH MAP IDIUT! How are you able to figure something like that out from a crappy translation?

2016-08-12 03:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I KNOW it says that, Nemo! Goddammit! Miles, why have you shown up to school in your pajamas?

2016-08-13 01:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cuz mah clother were MILES AWAY BA DUM TISS Considering the fact that once I returned and my laptop broke, I keep wondering; Is this a sign?

2016-08-24 01:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, it's a laptop. 8D Why can a piece of paper only bend in one direction at a time?

2016-08-24 17:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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