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Crash the system/ Save the system!

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The system knows how to fix a car.

http://warreteam.com/wartburg353/2013/Tuulilasi_1998_4x4_Wartburg/Etusivu_900.jpg		2016-12-29 05:39:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system doesn't know exactly what this is, but it looks cool, so it's put in anyway.

http://img00.deviantart.net/632a/i/2013/104/5/8/scp_354_test_sample_containment_room_by_600v-d61pwx1.png		2016-12-30 17:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can spot white things which aren't snow from snow.

http://texrocks.com/images/tpo-355gann.jpg		2016-12-30 18:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is tired of looking through pictures of cars.

http://hw-img.datpiff.com/md17d8d6/Problem_354_Lift_Off-front-large.jpg		2016-12-31 21:35:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system goes to sleep when it's tired.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MWz5rMNRrCo/TGwS2t39C_I/AAAAAAAABds/um3i6p7NvIk/s1600/Number-355-800x600-Pixels.gif		2016-12-31 22:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system found an image that didn't have to do with Porsches.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct3WfbrXEAAIAhe.jpg		2017-01-01 20:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has a program of FREEDOM!

http://liveimages.quicksales.com.au/quicksales/general/classified/gc5714624197582662859.jpg?width=830&aspect=fitwithin&padcolor=ffffff		2017-01-02 11:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has...decent game taste.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/f/fa/DaysLogo.png/revision/latest?cb=20140608042438		2017-01-04 13:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system knows everyone's place.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/3/3c/Thor_Vol_1_359.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080823063751		2017-01-04 22:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system approves of MLG montages.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3tTvz5axlWo/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-01-09 13:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can reinforce your shoes.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0CtOo3SIJaI/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-01-09 16:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system guides you when you're lost.

http://iowahighwayends.net/ends/June03/01/362turn.jpg		2017-01-13 04:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can Dolan whenever you want.

http://www.entertainmentfuse.com/images/DonaldDuckFriends_363_CVR.jpg		2017-01-13 09:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system totally has early access to all the new consoles. 8D

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/80/956c03feef5e3638574b39d63eca8379-totally-legit-xbox-364.jpg		2017-01-13 13:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can survive everyday in every year.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/661242853239205891/IH81OHzb.png		2017-01-14 14:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can survive every day in every leap year. 8)

https://jahanc.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/leap-year.png?w=500		2017-01-15 03:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system knows how to look tough.

https://www.trophyexpress.com/usmc/images/hmla367.jpg		2017-01-15 13:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system thinks Uber is just a hype.

http://images.brickset.com/sets/images/368-1.jpg		2017-01-18 00:40:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

The system recognizes hype.

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/1/9/6/21967_logo.jpg?1730		2017-01-18 07:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system honors the lives lost in the Malaysian Airlines incident.

http://america.aljazeera.com/content/ajam/multimedia/2014/3/map-timeline-malaysiaairlinesflight370/_jcr_content/image.adapt.480.low.Malaysia_airlines_031314.jpg		2017-01-19 03:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system honors the lives lost in the making of this plane.

http://media.peeron.com/pics/inv/setpics/371-3.1105127490.thumb2.jpg		2017-01-19 10:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system now has an attachment that converts programs into Legos.

http://images.brickset.com/sets/images/372-1.jpg?201011080130		2017-01-20 03:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system knows which contents are not safe for children and other softhearted people.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YNijMzZXHhk/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-01-21 00:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system knows when to warn people about spoilers.

http://majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/msp374.jpg		2017-01-21 23:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system knows how to avoid aliens.

http://www.aaroads.com/west/nevada300/nv-375_sign_02.jpg		2017-01-22 15:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system knows where to lead people when they are lost.

http://www.interstate-guide.com/images376/i-376_wb_at_i-279_23.jpg		2017-01-24 13:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system approves music clubs.

http://www.music-bazaar.com/album-images/vol12/600/600375/2440502-big/K-Boom-Hits-377-cover.jpg		2017-01-24 15:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system loves itself some dank Thomas the Tank Engine memes.

http://www.trainweb.org/oldtimetrains/OSR/OSRX_378lds.jpg		2017-01-26 13:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can recharge all your batteries.

http://www.energizer.com/images/default-source/power_accordion-images/silver_oxide/379bpz.jpg?sfvrsn=4		2017-01-26 22:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I give the system a fancy new gun to protect itself from malicious users like gurren009. 8)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1xUM2MT6d9s/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-01-27 04:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is hidden within a forum game which gurren009 will never visit. 8D

http://showa-europe.com/images/librariesprovider3/Glove-Images/381-back.png?sfvrsn=2		2017-01-27 19:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system knows how to advertise motorcycles in Australia.

http://www.magazineexchange.co.uk/skin1/images/Motorcycling/Ozbike_382_Large.jpg		2017-01-29 05:16:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has an engine powerful enough to drive away.

http://13252-presscdn-0-94.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1970_Plymouth_Barracuda_383_V8_Coupe_For_Sale_Engi ne.jpg		2017-01-29 14:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can watch you from far.

http://doctordrone.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/drone-asa-fixa-E384-3.png		2017-02-03 01:38:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

The system lets you read Donald Duck in any language.

https://kauppa.akuankka.fi/is-bin/intershop.static/WFS/SMF-AkuAnkanKauppa-Site/SMF/fi_FI/large/products/000000000001017104_1.jpg		2017-02-03 10:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system takes some time to appreciate the technology that preceded it.

http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/i386.jpg		2017-02-04 04:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can create living things out from common stuff.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zpwsc3oxdW0/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-02-04 17:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system was taken on a refreshing plane ride.

http://www.chukw.com/Hobby/Ju388/388_001.jpg		2017-02-07 23:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can find the right bar for your tastes.

http://www.eastbayloop.com/wp-content/uploads/room389-410x235.jpg		2017-02-08 09:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I make the system notice that we're supposed to be helping it, not noticing what it does well.

http://cartype.com/pics/3575/small/am_amx_390_68.jpg		2017-02-11 17:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I help the system notice that those were just lazy ways of implying the new upgrade while the system is playing some of your favorite songs.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tG3k5Zu5vDc/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-02-12 23:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I give the system a morning cup of coffee to help with its early-morning typos.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000083180433/cf1485d8c2b258627a56b613add67b99_400x400.jpeg		2017-02-15 13:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lHtUa4YyXrrX4A/giphy.gif

http://forums.connectedly.com/attachments/off-topic-lounge-f62/1690d1408952638t-numbers-picture-thread-341.jpg		2017-02-15 20:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I think Nemo forgot how numbers work. Either that or that 9 looks more like a 4. Either way the system fixes it.

https://thebugcast.org/wp-content/uploads/thebugcast392.png		2017-02-18 00:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has been upgraded to help in your tasks.

http://393print.com/img/pages/393SublyGRAFIX/over/1.png		2017-02-18 15:38:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I turn the computer into an alcohol aficionado.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/11/394-6-Pack.jpg		2017-02-22 04:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has a program which prevents it to get drunk.

https://www.airforce.gov.au/imgs/WG/395ECSW/WGBadget.png		2017-02-22 12:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can direct people to local shops to increase business.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/alx_greece/33third/396store_eBay_33third.jpg		2017-02-23 04:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is now able to detect liars.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GPZnyItKA-s/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-02-23 18:47:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system notices that it has almost reached its end, but it keeps chugging.

http://photos-promenade.be/images/N_398_560x420.jpg		2017-02-24 05:11:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is prepared for anything after the point of no return.

http://orig11.deviantart.net/28a3/f/2013/345/9/3/badge_399_by_shadowthehedgehog389-d6xksbf.png		2017-02-25 13:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has finally achieved infinite specs.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/Vangelus/wtfattfw/400-fireworks_zps3big2m9d.jpg		2017-02-28 13:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

http://33.media.tumblr.com/36761e857f5c23703e784922662d516b/tumblr_ngro74nBt21rs9cyvo1_500.gif2017-02-28 22:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Welp, we're back to a standard computer. What's next?

http://seniorpastorcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/200-barrier.jpg		2017-03-04 22:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system believes that the world is flat.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monstertruck/images/8/82/56525998.MonsterTrucksPastrana199.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160521054022		2017-03-05 03:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system was used in the 2016 election.

http://www.ionone.com/ga198ga04.gif		2017-03-06 13:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system believes that firewall is sexist and racist against viruses and lets every virus invade the system.

http://pigboats.com/subs/197-2-a.jpg		2017-03-06 19:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is overly obsessed with Numberphile that it doesn't focus on basic processes.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bN8PE3eljdA/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-03-07 03:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system disagrees with every thing you agree with.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UYT6xNYyFZs/TXOf0W3DUNI/AAAAAAAACmI/L6lZ9qCo67Q/s1600/n0195.jpg		2017-03-07 14:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is trying to find the college for L1N3R1D3R, but keeps giving him terrible suggestions.

http://tisch.nyu.edu/content/dam/tisch/shared/IMG_6212.jpg		2017-03-08 04:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system believes that women belong to the kitchen.

http://media.ufc.tv/193/ufc193.jpg		2017-03-09 11:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is a DJ, but he doesn't listen to any suggests anyone else makes.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0904/6378/products/192_Print.jpg?v=1479509456		2017-03-10 13:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks that nothing will never be broken in it.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MWz5rMNRrCo/TGLdLFM87SI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/dAO4gozq7gY/s1600/Number_191_800x600_Pixels.png		2017-03-11 00:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can't walk in other systems' shoes, or any shoes for that matter.

http://www.johnlobb.com/skin/frontend/johnlobb/reskin/images/illus/190end-en.jpg		2017-03-12 03:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system believes that crashing an airplane to hard ground still means that it landed safely.

https://livelikeanolympian.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/189-2.jpg		2017-03-12 12:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The refreshing beverage above is at a diner in Portland, Maine, but the system can't get there.

http://mapandmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Local-188-608x450.jpg		2017-03-12 19:35:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system believes that candies are dangerous for children but guns are not.

http://idolosol.com/images/187-4.jpg		2017-03-13 10:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system also entices children with unnecessary sexuality to things they should like.

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/9/9b/Wonder_Woman_Vol_2_186.jpg		2017-03-14 04:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks that every person in the world is russian.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/907339876/infoline-185-to-KP_400x400.png		2017-03-14 15:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

After my last post, the system is obsessed with Wonder Woman and refuses to show anything else.

https://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wonder-woman-184-adam-hughes.jpg		2017-03-15 13:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks that all men who doesn't have beards are women.

http://sohanews2.vcmedia.vn/2013/183club-0636_wallpaper02_wallcoo.com-fdc1d.jpg		2017-03-15 14:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system likes good bands, but unfortunately it can't find photos without watermarks.

http://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/40/34/4wLEYl.jpg		2017-03-16 04:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system gives everyone a driving license without a driving test.

http://www.coastal181.com/Cars/550-Shepard-181.jpg		2017-03-16 16:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system decided to turn away from what it was seeking...which was correct computations.

http://www.180movie.com/wp-content/uploads/180-logo-for-slider.png		2017-03-17 05:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system spawns an infinite amount of ads at your screen when you try to use it.

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1110634&stc=1&d=141453 1969		2017-03-17 11:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to sail away from its security problems, but that only makes them worse.

http://www.maritimequest.com/warship_directory/japan/destroyers/photos/ashigara_ddg_178/2008_11_03_ddg178_b.jpg		2017-03-17 13:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system only allows the worst graphics to your games.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1GuQdlpUE3k/hqdefault.jpg		2017-03-19 19:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system lets Sir monacle use it.

https://thelifeyouwant.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/176.jpg		2017-03-19 21:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks people are mindless pigs without feelings.

https://medlineplus.gov/magazine/issues/winter11/images/NLM_175_lg.jpg		2017-03-21 16:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has no morals, so it needs to go to the...

http://www.classrooms.uci.edu/gac/images/SH174-1.jpg		2017-03-21 17:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system controls the room's temperature and turns it into a cold hell.

http://wtf.microsiervos.com/images/menos-173-c.jpg		2017-03-21 19:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system runs a NASA mission to the moon that abandons the astronauts.

http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1456317554i/18218034._SY540_.jpg		2017-03-22 04:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system tells your passwords to everyone, even the criminals.

http://reallylearnportuguese.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/171.jpg		2017-03-22 11:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is stuck in 1957.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fc/da/c3/fcdac35dfca55c876d13a85beb60aa68.jpg		2017-03-22 17:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is drunk all the time.

https://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/169.jpeg		2017-03-22 19:47:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is lost in the city, it doesn't know where to go.

http://www.omnilineas.com/citybus_dir/colim/colim_168.jpg		2017-03-23 04:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system uses lego blocks to build your home.

http://images.brickset.com/sets/images/167-1.jpg		2017-03-23 11:08:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system loves fancy new cars, but doesn't know how to drive them.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Alfa_Romeo_166_%282003_facelift%29.jpg		2017-03-23 17:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks you can dry wet people in ovens.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/30/12/enhanced-buzz-23420-1383149148-25.jpg		2017-03-23 22:08:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system consumes a typical American diet, but now it's too fat to function.

http://burgerbeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/164stBurgersSign.jpg		2017-03-24 04:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I play the "death" scene from Hal 9000.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8N72t7aScY		2017-03-24 07:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system gets corrupted by roman numbers.

http://www.eveandersson.com/photos/uk/northern-ireland/dunseverick-causeway-road-and-feigh-road-sheep-163-large.jpg		2017-03-24 12:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is surrounded by Roman numbers, so it does as the Romans do.

http://www.vf-162.org/vf162.jpg		2017-03-24 21:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system gives false information, claiming that Joseph Stalin was a pegasus.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/VMM-161_insignia.jpg		2017-03-26 00:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system changes important road signs that help people know where to go.

http://i.idnes.cz/06/082/gal/FDV1515c9_130_160.JPG		2017-03-26 23:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system loves to argue with other people on the internet.

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/5315866-number-159.jpg		2017-03-27 11:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I save the System.


1300		2017-03-27 18:15:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system is being saved by Sir monacle. Please wait...

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/eps-gif/ElementaryCARule158_1000.gif		2017-03-27 20:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has no fan, so it overheats and sets the whole building on fire.

http://www.fdnytrucks.com/images/statenisland/e157/FDNYE157-C.jpg		2017-03-28 03:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system uses all its ink to make graffiti on the streets.

http://i0.wp.com/motleyphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sandia-Ranch-Insane-Asylum-94-Graffiti-of-number-156.jpg		2017-03-28 12:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system refuses to run anything but YouTube and DOTA 2.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/On6OhSjyckw/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-03-29 13:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system forces you to establish communism.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/154th_Preobrazhensky_Independent_Commandant%27s_Re giment_01.jpg		2017-03-29 14:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is perverted and uses sexual enticement to sell products.

http://aubade.cdn-tech.io/media/baobaz/widgets/images/lecons/lecon-153.jpg		2017-03-30 00:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system opens the bunker's door only at the moment the atomic bomb's blast wave has blown you into oblivion.

http://www.jauntycamera.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/8-IMG_6540-LN-152-front.jpg		2017-03-30 09:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can't find any other way to deal with its problems.

http://thumbsnap.com/s/gXxz3ytO.jpg		2017-03-31 04:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system will only help you with your problems if you post them into facebook and get enough likes.

https://soulkulcha.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/150-likes.jpg		2017-03-31 12:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system doesn't know which option is most practical, so it goes to Vegas.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alrnevada/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/post149logo.jpg		2017-04-01 05:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system starts WW3.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/USS_Newport_News_CA-148.jpg		2017-04-01 10:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to uniquely optimize a transportation system, but just copies what already exists.

http://www.route147.co.uk/wp-content/themes/route147/images/homepage/header.png		2017-04-01 21:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system uses its user's heart as an everyday object.

http://theloquitur.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/love146.jpg		2017-04-02 00:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system doesn't ask how you prefer things, and it's forced to the default settings.

http://www.porkretail.org/imagegallery/Retail/145-Option-CROPPED.jpg		2017-04-02 03:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is creepy as hell.

http://www.dierenbescherming-rijnmond.nl/cms/afbeeldingen/algemeen/144-507x350.jpg		2017-04-02 12:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system takes a great friendship bracelet and carefully TEARS IT APART!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4d/b0/c8/4db0c87fa1b009fc410beba8d6fb4784.jpg		2017-04-03 03:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has an unhealthy obsession with cars.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/83/df/b0/83dfb0b9dab11ba3b388e3133d2cd61e.jpg		2017-04-03 11:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Scratch that, the system is obsessed with everything to do with cars.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/465501248070774785/cTkSCiQ7.png		2017-04-03 13:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can only count to three.

http://www.out140.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/OUT140_text_medium1.jpg		2017-04-03 19:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can't make original plot, so it relies on old comics.

https://bigotherbigother.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/batman-139.jpeg		2017-04-04 05:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system will end your joy, your happiness and your will to live.

http://www.aaroads.com/midwest/nebraska100/us-138_eb_app_us-030_03.jpg		2017-04-04 09:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system found a cool logo, but copies it and claims it as its own.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/VFA-137_Official_Logo.png		2017-04-05 13:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system won't give you medicine when you need it the most.

http://www.pharmer.org/files/images/A136.jpg		2017-04-05 16:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system wants to go to space, but it's too bulky.

http://collectspace.com/review/sts135_crewposter01.jpg		2017-04-07 13:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks burning people alive is cool.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AsuwEw2ihBE/UrLZqbkTVGI/AAAAAAAAECk/QbIoFazgMj4/s1600/xm-042.jpg		2017-04-07 17:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Your new... Everything makes the system shut down. Permanently.

-5,000		2017-04-07 18:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system is not quite sure what Sir monacle did to it but it seems to have more viruses in it.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/cd/ba/e0/cdbae0ad7460c14ce6faf72a788ce602.jpg		2017-04-08 01:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is so furious at Sir monacle for breaking the rules that it sets him on fire.

http://nyfd.com/brooklyn_ladders/ladder_132/ladder_132.jpg		2017-04-08 04:17:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system wishes to be a plane even though it can't run a single program.

http://www.thunder-and-lightnings.co.uk/seahawk/survivors/131-soesterberg-070304.jpg		2017-04-08 12:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system broke the speed limit, further proving that it can't drive.

https://seanvansickel.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/442711450-b861275d1.jpg		2017-04-09 03:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system was a jet once and it didn't regret it.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcyY_SaXFH8mLI0aDy1dwYcF8ltX3or HED2FklJPYma-i5W2x1		2017-04-09 13:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to get involved in the economy, but it's a Windows 95.

http://www.tradecenter128.com/home_page/tc128_new_top_r1_c2.gif		2017-04-10 04:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has serious drinking problems and it has started to collect bottle caps.

http://thismatters.net/hobbies/lonestar/images/127.jpg		2017-04-10 10:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is learning a whole new system it should already know.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/eps-gif/ElementaryCARule126_1200.gif		2017-04-10 13:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks that lives do not matter.

http://www.csuchico.edu/news/_assets/images/8-30-125-photo.jpg		2017-04-10 18:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system requires that all numbers be written perfectly with no blemishes.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Li54YL4XDsM/TuUXNdE9t1I/AAAAAAAAD1U/3S0fcmVPNj0/s1600/n0124.jpg		2017-04-11 04:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can only handle users for 3 seconds.

https://img.clipartfest.com/9105433bd0292726db7eeb304407966a_work-less-earn-more-clipart-numbers-123_379-317.jpeg		2017-04-11 11:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has a moderate tempo, but it doesn't realize that it's plagiarizing a record name.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0790/7897/products/image.php_id_600_size_1024_g_profile_omnianmusicgr oup.audiosalad_grande.jpeg?v=1458165615		2017-04-12 04:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system wants to see WW3.

https://worldoftanks.eu/dcont/fb/media/121_chinese_tank/wot_renders_china_121_1280_800_en.jpg		2017-04-24 13:30:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system takes you to a restaurant you can't come close to paying for.

http://120diner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/120diner-smaller1.jpg		2017-04-25 13:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system uses puns in all languages.

https://nensarjakuvat.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/elc3a4inlajit-119-aavikkorotta-72.jpg?w=1400		2017-04-26 00:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Since when do puns ruin a system?

http://img14.deviantart.net/6609/i/2013/231/1/4/bad_pun_120_by_ditistomzelf-d6ixbdq.jpg		2017-04-26 04:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system does not get any updates even though it has errors.

http://www.teamfortress.com/119/images/cl_119.jpg		2017-04-26 08:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can't find anything unique for its number searches, so it digs up this weird picture.

http://www.bridgetelecoms.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/118-118-630x400.jpg		2017-04-27 13:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system takes out a loan.


-20		2017-04-27 20:26:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir monacle touched the system.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/717258895211827200/swLvTOpU.jpg		2017-04-28 12:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds a cool design but ruins it with donuts.

https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/3225/screenshots/1726435/116dribbble.jpg		2017-04-28 16:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has the richest storage of viruses in the world.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OPek5AB8SnI/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-04-28 23:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I do not post with a picture.

+1

116		2017-04-29 06:34:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system gets another virus from Sir monacle's hidden folder.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BkmovUgsfS8/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-04-29 16:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Viruses are good, right?


116		2017-04-29 20:42:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system gets confused by Sir monacle.

http://static.lulu.com/browse/product_thumbnail.php?productId=15976705&resolution=320		2017-04-29 23:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

http://www.elektronik-technik.biz/liste/%230%20Allgemein,%20ETP%20und%20ich%20selbst/04%20Infos%20aus%20dem%20WEB/041%20Ger%C3%A4te-Infos%20aus%20dem%20WEB/041.0%20C116/Commodore%20116%20--%20FEEL%20the%20RUBBER%20of%20the%20DEATH!!-Dateien/116.jpg

The system has a long history.		2017-04-30 03:25:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

The system's long history has helped many a space mission.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/STS-117_patch_new.png		2017-04-30 05:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

And all those missions failed.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tgSsTv6TiS4/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-04-30 11:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I like stalling.


117		2017-04-30 11:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I like Stalin. pls don't take that out of context

http://img06.deviantart.net/7dfa/i/2010/205/a/c/116_by_balisongman07.jpg		2017-04-30 20:17:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is trapped.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2kPbPU6pCPY/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-04-30 21:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

116







What do you want from me!?		2017-05-01 11:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system aspires after Sir monacle's lack of patriotism.

https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-uncle-sam-first-call-us-navy-recruiting-poster-by-james-montgomery-flagg-238811827.jpg		2017-05-01 13:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

116, because I am patriotic to the people who really deserve it!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs		2017-05-01 14:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system is an abomination beyond hope of salvation.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/622954069116719104/b9eTF_rA.jpg		2017-05-01 22:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is willing to help you if you download a mysterious foreign app.

https://lh5.ggpht.com/vVmysQrs_J12S4WQTHWUY8mfamuVd5Lg0ialSkwwj1r0urHw8K atj7YmlBnOBHifJwA=w300		2017-05-02 04:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I increase the number.


115		2017-05-02 06:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

It somehow decreased the number.

https://lh5.ggpht.com/Of-YQXHyaMv2EIBpCYtbWdAhmmXuET7r761fbKuVhdloFsUXtxFGe NZNJMbBK8-0PQ=w300		2017-05-02 13:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has been caught committing a terrible, fictional crime.

http://hoycinema.abc.es/Media/201405/06/simpson-A113-huevo-pascua--478x270.JPG		2017-05-03 05:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system tries to call for help but forgets that it's not in Finland.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/vv7FEIkuf8EmAZ1zQ-zgFtzyBv_1IgSM1dv7iFWDZ73SXvwu_JN0LsX4Py7R-vaI8g=w300		2017-05-03 06:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system seriously messed up, we need to call the computer police.

http://www.swindonccg.nhs.uk/images/111-phone-number-logo-horizontal-with-text-small-size.jpg		2017-05-04 04:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Bleh.


112		2017-05-04 06:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir monacle puked on the system.

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/109/590x/111-day-571716.jpg		2017-05-04 10:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is so upset with Sir monacle that it throws him in the middle of the street.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/5859796_165d8bc078.jpg		2017-05-05 13:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I give the machine a soft hug and a warm smile.


111		2017-05-06 06:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system isn't used to these actions of love, it cuts its wires open!

http://cdn.ghostly.com/assets/media-page/110.jpg		2017-05-06 21:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I like the number 111.



111		2017-05-07 18:25:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system drives over the speed limit.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Italian_traffic_signs_-_limite_di_velocit%C3%A0_110.svg/600px-Italian_traffic_signs_-_limite_di_velocit%C3%A0_110.svg.png		2017-05-07 20:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system lost something, and it doesn't even know anything about what it lost other than its name.

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0212/feature4/images/ft_hdr.4.jpg		2017-05-08 00:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system tries to call for an ambulance, but it cancels it because it's antivirus stops it.

http://www.emri.in/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/108.jpg		2017-05-08 01:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You've broken my heart. I'll never see "111" again!


I... I Need some time to...

Bye.


109.		2017-05-08 06:10:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir monacle unleashed his wrath about that onto the system.

http://nrhmrajasthan.nic.in/108%20rajasthanambulance%20photographs/EMT%20Side.jpg		2017-05-08 13:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks these are triangles.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YJVAPcj1HYU/UvHARoWGpAI/AAAAAAAAEPQ/K2vjjZkZJk8/s1600/107.gif		2017-05-08 16:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I will make my way back up to 111!

You'll see! You will all see!


108		2017-05-09 05:49:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system thinks great power does not come with any responsibility.

https://iscale.iheart.com/catalog/live/773?ops=fit(240%2C240)		2017-05-09 13:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system plays the worst radio station ever.

https://hits106.gcmaz.com/media/logo-hits-106.png		2017-05-10 04:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

We're getting lower! We need to get higher.


107		2017-05-10 06:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system tries to save itself but gets even further destroyed by the user's hands.

http://img11.deviantart.net/4395/i/2015/118/5/a/number_106__giant_hand_by_kai1411-d5okt8b.png		2017-05-10 12:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system takes the bait and move way too fast.

https://fastertrucks.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/speed105canada3.jpg		2017-05-10 13:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system transforms into a fly and that was one of its many mistakes.

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/bigfrog104.com/files/2011/10/logo.png		2017-05-12 20:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system continues its suicidal alcoholism from earlier.

https://www.orceserranohams.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/103-solera.png		2017-05-16 01:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has no meaning in its existence, for it's just a meaningless reboot.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/f/f6/102_Dalmatians.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151007020508		2017-05-16 11:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system avoids the obvious joke, but somehow ends up with a worse image.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lthwOqYF_yU/UhNnVhi5wpI/AAAAAAAAIYU/fB80MMS5yqw/s1600/101.gif		2017-05-17 13:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system isn't keeping it 100%.

http://www.theknowbuddies.com/wp-content/uploads/keep-it-100_percent-tee-design1.png		2017-05-19 23:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system likes Nena a little bit too much.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/049/1/6287704/il_fullxfull.684258728_21zj.jpg		2017-05-20 17:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can't beat Windows 98.

https://fthmb.tqn.com/OTt4cuMRyWxQgNYG7hWAAEGai3Y=/768x0/filters:no_upscale()/about/microsoft-windows-98-hi-res-56a6fa385f9b58b7d0e5ce9d.jpg		2017-05-20 19:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system wants to create the majesty of Route 66, but falls quite short.

http://route97.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Route97_ICON_512X512.png		2017-05-21 04:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system uses emojis too much.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/687262728436645888/4P9A6wx3.png		2017-05-21 21:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is really, really old. Why is anyone still using it?

http://religionnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shutterstock_161686553.jpg		2017-05-21 23:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system will turn your room into sauna whenever you use it.

http://www.94-degrees.com/images/94degrees_game.jpg		2017-05-22 00:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system loves motor racing more than operating like a computer.

http://img.phone.baidu.com/public/uploads/store_1/1/1/7/117a4ce1997e2f765d30fd3d8215f242_200x200.png		2017-05-22 13:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system can not answer questions, not even if you ask them 91 times.

https://lh3.ggpht.com/wTpQ9reONmg5X8-Sm9E5-LxT2OnimlRAB2Rrzdkl6dsA9__rtDyd_9NpJytN7CV-pg=w300		2017-05-22 15:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Upon hearing the number "91" in the above sentence, the system associates it with America for some reason.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/682215210552324097/RYgC0z9o.jpg		2017-05-23 04:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whenever system loads something, it stops at 90%.

https://creditsmart.in/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/90_percent.jpg		2017-05-24 00:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system keeps trying to find routes equivalent to Route 66, but it isn't advertising them well.

http://us89society.org/portals/0/images/lifes_fine_hat.png		2017-05-24 13:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks number 88 is homosexual.

http://i1.jpopasia.com/albums/1/2663-88-jus3.jpg		2017-05-26 20:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is...a bit too obsessed with Five Nights at Freddy's, let's say.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pJfRmTI7Dx4/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-05-27 02:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system turns eco-friendly.

http://saveourgreen.org/allpost/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/88butterfly12.jpg		2017-06-06 03:37:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

Without Nemo here, the system feels like working properly again.

http://static.tumblr.com/fc174e0154c765f8a370894b06cc121a/4ao1qsj/v1pnotu5i/tumblr_static_9y9phrh8iwow4wg8skococwo0.png		2017-06-06 04:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Like hell it does, it just multiplied the viruses inside of it by 88! JESUS CHRIST!

I want to start the next page as soon as possible.

http://www.number-88.com/wpimages/wp44bfd698.png		2017-06-08 23:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Nemo's back... The system returns to liking crappy music.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/812CfDyj%2BYL._SY355_.jpg		2017-06-09 01:27:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system likes to explain everything in the hard way.

https://rlv.zcache.com/eighty_six_number_86_postcard-rc55a18643379452782f15c58acba8ff9_vgbaq_8byvr_324. jpg		2017-06-09 21:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to make a rocket, but it doesn't realize how complicated it has to be.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Sts-85-patch.png		2017-06-10 03:35:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You are high and the system has no responsibilities so it smokes your weed when you are busy being high.

http://soundwordsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/84.png		2017-06-10 13:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is actively abusing wildlife for labeling purposes.

https://chrismartinphotography.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/83-c2a9-christopher-martin-2653.jpg		2017-06-10 20:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks 82% of Germans are Nazis and should be executed.

https://rlv.zcache.com/82_germany_gold_classic_round_sticker-r382f4f25cde1467ab00a7042a04be0ee_v9waf_8byvr_324. jpg		2017-06-11 00:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to make a clever graduation image, but it just looks awkward.

http://www.simongrigg.info/images/propeller/co81front.jpg		2017-06-11 04:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system makes you take suspicious pills.

https://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm257906.jpg		2017-06-11 14:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system makes an icon that has too much stuff going on.

https://rlv.zcache.com/number_79_basketball_classic_round_sticker-rc53400cc8c6c4157976209ff96ef699c_v9wth_8byvr_324. jpg		2017-06-11 19:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system points at people without any manners.

https://goldhomeofthegoodgroove.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/manneken-78.jpg		2017-06-13 07:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system throws you in the middle of a city that makes no physical sense.

http://77beats.org/images/77Beats_GraphicLogo_reverse.png		2017-06-13 17:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system uses matchsticks and smokes cigarettes in gas stations.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/76_Orange_Logo.svg/220px-76_Orange_Logo.svg.png		2017-06-17 02:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system stole Mickey Mouse.

https://www.killthecan.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Donald-Duck-75.jpg		2017-06-17 03:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks every animal should be killed without second thoughts for fun.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/HSM-74_Squadron_Patch.jpg		2017-06-17 19:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is becoming obese. Someone put it on a weight-loss program.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000838068373/e1d9cc4d11fa8fd8aa981ebff749e0be_400x400.png		2017-06-18 03:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is so lonely, it converted into a certain religion.

https://mysteryoftheinquity.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/72virgins.gif?w=590		2017-06-19 13:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system can't do anything on its own, so it just starts watching movies.

http://www.soundtrackmania.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/71-movie-2014.jpg		2017-06-21 18:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

the system is just 70% alive.

https://cdn2.omidoo.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full_width/images/bydate/20131120/shutterstock163246544.jpg		2017-07-03 18:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tried way too hard to avoid all sexual jokes, so it ended up with a boring picture.

http://69music.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/69-Logo-Web-Home-Page2.png		2017-07-03 22:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system sucks at producing basketballs.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/espnapi_espn_68_things_576x324_wmain.jpg		2017-07-08 19:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system goes rogue.

https://cdn.boilerroom.tv/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/67-London-Flyer-1-670x670.png		2017-07-09 03:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system makes you buy new parts to the system on a hot summer day and you have to walk 3 945 km.

https://gardinerfcu.org/sites/default/files/site-content/route_66.jpg		2017-07-09 17:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is alone and can't find a friend.

http://www.skwaller.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/65.jpg		2017-07-10 19:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks football is supposed to be played with hands.

http://www.drodd.com/images16/64-8.jpg		2017-07-11 11:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to rip off Super Mario 64.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Super_Mario_63_Startscreen_01_8308.jpg		2017-07-11 21:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system tries to give you a rich retirement but fails.

http://www.drodd.com/images16/62-5.jpg		2017-07-12 15:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system tries to immerse itself in other cultures, but it only knows Translate.

https://milocca.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/italia-61.jpg		2017-07-13 18:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is starting to get...

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/childrens-responsive-ichef/r/400/1x/cbbc/deadly-60_brand_logo_image_bid.png		2017-07-15 23:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is too immersed in the city culture, not even its numbers can escape the skyscrapers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1341194713/59logo.png		2017-07-16 03:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system protec

it also attac

but most importantly

it makes you

https://www.numbersia.com/sites/default/files/number_images/2015/51/58-sic-circuito-marco-simoncelli.png		2017-07-16 11:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is a bit too obsessed with this number.

https://wholelottalovely.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/57.png		2017-07-16 20:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system makes every user turn into a zombie.

https://sodwee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sundaze56.jpg		2017-07-17 22:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Goddammit, the system became an alcoholic again...

http://www.55above.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/55above-group-bottles-v2.png		2017-07-17 23:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is so creative, it made the numbers look pretty weird.

http://www.disco-disco.com/images/studio54.gif		2017-07-19 08:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is going back in time! There's a reason cars don't look like this anymore...

http://orig12.deviantart.net/197c/f/2013/300/c/9/53_by_spawner8-d6s1afp.jpg		2017-07-19 20:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system claims to be a gamer just for playing on its phone.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/3gdHmyNOlukpWEVwQfZDNvIzAqpv8zRoo9rPWsarjhEf5xxiY9 WO2vNTxkBcBFEfULo=w300		2017-07-25 23:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is obsessed with mysterious areas.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/science/2016/03/12/area51_1768301a-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwZwVSI A7rSIkPn18jgFKEo0.jpg		2017-07-26 03:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

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Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system is so angry at Sir monacle not saving it in any way that it burns a fuse.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LXbtIeHIQJA/maxresdefault.jpg		2017-07-28 00:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is so fancy, it can't work anymore because it needs servants for that.

http://www.evcom.org.uk/w/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/top-50-Televisual.png		2017-07-29 14:38:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system frequently travels, but it didn't read the fine print of what the reward would be.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/684165238338355200/HZ06zGpF.png		2017-07-31 16:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is good at making things worse and nothing else.

http://www.drodd.com/images16/48-2.jpg		2017-08-01 19:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is a bit too clever with its logos. You can hardly tell there's a number there!

https://logopond.com/logos/43a3ebd3d781c066aba756d00870fe31.png		2017-08-02 16:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system knows the 46 words of the devil.

https://www.brandsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/logo-thumbnail/public/102010/46magazine.jpg?itok=SPhrR-YK		2017-08-04 19:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system wonders how much longer Trump will last.

http://media.npr.org/images/podcasts/primary/icon_512878854-117dd11bc22828104d5ca0759d10992d9281a20b-s300-c85.jpg		2017-08-05 03:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

46 or just glue some cardboard to the circuit board. Sorry, that was LBP3.2017-08-07 12:58:00

Author:
Sackman201
Posts: 38


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