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Corrupt Wishes

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granted but the genie was deaf

I wish the genie could hear my wishes....		2010-02-20 10:13:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Wish granted... but then he feels insulted and leaves.

I wish Akinator was retarded.		2010-02-22 02:50:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, so retarded he ate you thinking you were a potato.

I wish I would never die and never grow old!		2010-02-22 18:22:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but millions of years from now, we'll be extinct and you'll be all alone here

I wish my PS3's internet would work		2010-02-22 22:09:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Wish granted, but then shortly after you get YLOD'd.

I wish that guy didn't die in the luge accident.		2010-02-23 07:24:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but sadly someone else did D:

I wish for FFXIII		2010-02-23 11:00:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but it's in 2 pieces.

I wish night would end in the mafia forum game.		2010-02-23 19:10:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but the game ended too

I wish for something cool to happen		2010-02-24 09:59:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but the game ended too

Wow weird, it came true

Granted, something cool happens for 2 seconds and then something not-cool happens forever.

I wish I had 6 arms (so i can play PS3, eat a cookie, punch someone in the face, and um... i'll eat more cookies with the rest of em&apos		2010-02-24 20:26:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

You get your arms but no hands!

I wish for a new ps3 		2010-02-25 13:38:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Granted, but it comes with YLOD

I wish 4 was a number.		2010-02-25 22:29:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

4 is now the only number at, which means some of the following:
we can only have ?/$ 4
were all 4 years old
you get the idea

I wish I owned google		2010-02-25 23:28:00

Author:
samalot
Posts: 591

Granted but the original oweners of google hate you because you stole probably one of the most used sites on the internet.

I wish i had a fish on a dish!		2010-02-26 19:50:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted, but its a shark and its alive
I wish for a monkey.....		2010-02-28 01:45:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

Granted, but it flings poop in your face. The smell stays on you for weeks.

I wish the Titanic didn't sink.		2010-02-28 06:33:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. It blew up instead, leaving no survivors.

I wish for longer weekends and shorter weekdays 		2010-02-28 12:09:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted. Weekends are now a second longer, and weekdays are a second shorter.
I wish for soap to get rid of the monkey poop smell		2010-02-28 18:17:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

Granted, the soap smelt worse.

I wish it wasn't monday tommarow		2010-02-28 20:59:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but now its Monday today

I wish it was Friday		2010-02-28 21:58:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but now everyday is now friday meaning you have to go to school/work everyday!

I wish I would stop posting in forum games! 		2010-02-28 22:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, now.. uhh.. the forum games are all dead and it's your fault

I wish I thought of a better reply than that.		2010-03-01 10:12:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but scientists are amazed at your reply and disect you to discover... um... a cure for cancer?

I wish the apocalyPS3 would end soon... (The apocalyPS3 being the fact we can't play PS3 today)		2010-03-01 21:19:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but an even worse issue appears which makes all dead PS3s rise from the dead!

i wish i was invulnerable to living dead PS3s.		2010-03-01 21:33:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

Granted. You're now all alone in the world, followed everywhere you go by zombie PS3s. Enjoy

I wish someone would make an epicly funny reply to this		2010-03-01 21:47:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, it's funny for a split second so you don't even remember it being funny.

I wish i wasn't about to sneeze.

EDIT: I sneezed 		2010-03-01 21:56:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but you sneezed before someone could grant it, so the wish was useless

I wish I had enough time to read the news in the Mafia game before I leave for school 		2010-03-01 22:07:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted (nothing happens)

I wish that some one would pleease play the tribe and the phife24 would join the lbpc crew.		2010-03-02 20:24:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Granted, but he forgets his password and never returns to this site.

I wish there wouldn't be any school tomorrow		2010-03-02 22:09:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, there's no school because it randomly starts snowing and traps you in your house... you then die because you have no food left...

I wish ArrowChat came out today instead of them holding it back till tuesday... 		2010-03-02 22:15:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but today is the apocalypse and everything DIES!

I wish for a another wish		2010-03-03 11:19:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but then you're forced to wish for the same thing.

I wish for more inspiration to help me with my level		2010-03-03 11:36:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but the level stops working so you can't even edit it.

I wish I had a chicken pie.		2010-03-05 18:48:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but the pie was made by the chicken and tasted terrible.

I wish Scrlk (scroll lock) had as use.		2010-03-06 03:07:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted. But it jams and now your mouse is in permanent scroll-lock.

I wish Iceland would melt...		2010-03-06 20:56:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but under Iceland you find Greenland... and nobody wants Greenland.

I wish the wish I was about to wish wan't so much like this wish:

I wish I would stop posting in forum games!		2010-03-07 00:41:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, and the result wasn't so much like this:

Granted, now.. uhh.. the forum games are all dead and it's your fault

I wish for 3 more wishes.		2010-03-07 02:18:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Wish granted. But they are all random wishes.

I wish for a Jeep.		2010-03-07 02:48:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, you get the miniature RC version.

I wish for peace 		2010-03-07 02:54:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted. Here's your piece:
http://noimpactman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/08/slice_of_pie.gif

Speaking of which, I wish Lent could end now...		2010-03-07 07:51:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but it only ended for the time you spent typing 'now'

I wish I had $1,000,000		2010-03-07 10:21:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted. Here's your piece:
http://noimpactman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/08/slice_of_pie.gif

LMAO.


I wish I had $1,000,000
Granted, but it's play money.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to add an avatar.		2010-03-07 10:46:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but the avatar's absolute crap then everyone hates you and you get kicked of LBPC.

I wish I wasn't so mean just then		2010-03-07 10:48:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, everyone else becomes mean and they kick you out of LBPC for no reason :kz:

I wish for someone to wish something for me.		2010-03-07 10:50:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

No

I wish Jazve didn't build Chuck Norris because someone randomly through a controller at him/her		2010-03-07 10:55:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted. Chuck Norris built himself and destroyed the world :kz:

I wish I stopped using Chuck Norris in Forum games.		2010-03-07 11:01:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but Chuck Norris gets really angry and kills you

I wish I was Chuck Norris		2010-03-07 11:11:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but you end up losing your Epicness and end up being just a 70 year old dude

I wish Chuck Norris was younger.		2010-03-07 11:17:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted but it was just some dorky kid, that lives in Wagga Wagga that happend to also be called Chuck Norris that became younger.

I wish people would start using the word 'dork' again		2010-03-07 11:23:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but they stop using some other word with the same meaning.

I wish people stop making H4H levels 		2010-03-07 11:29:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but the those people turn into H4H zombies and now make twice as many H4H levels, nice going Jazve.

I wish I had something better to do than playing these forum games		2010-03-07 11:33:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, now you read waste time just staring at them without posting.

I wish I could read minds		2010-03-07 12:32:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, turns out everyone is always thinking how much they hate you.

I wish for anything!!!! 		2010-03-07 19:23:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted. You're dead.

I wish for DOOOOOOOOOM!!!		2010-03-07 20:46:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but doom is a bad thing anyway so...

I wish for an apple.		2010-03-07 21:50:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted. But it lands on your head, so now everyone calls you Fig Newton.

I wish I published my level full of terrorist penguins...		2010-03-07 21:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted, but it blows up

I wish for fame, fortune and POWER 		2010-03-07 22:06:00

Author:
samalot
Posts: 591

Wish granted... you now rule over the war-torn, corruption-guaranteed country of Zimbabwe. Too bad I can't attend your funeral.

I wish for a pwny.		2010-03-07 22:11:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it pwns you

I wish for school won't be boring tomorrow. 		2010-03-08 10:20:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, instead it's life threatening. Enjoy .

I wish this wish was corrupted but also not corrupted somehow...		2010-03-08 22:38:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted. It's nothing!

I wish life never existed.		2010-03-09 05:29:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted bu...*everythings ends*

I wish I could make a wish		2010-03-09 06:44:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted but only for 0.00001 seconds

I wish people would stop making pointless wishes forever		2010-03-09 09:11:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted. They stop for a day then they do it again.

I wish it was day already in the Mafia game		2010-03-09 10:47:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted but it already has been day before so your wish does nothing.

I wish I had a dollar.

Btw Jazve how do you pronounce your name it's bugging me.		2010-03-09 11:05:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but it's ripped into two.

I wish I was a few inches taller

My name's pronounced Jaz-ve :kz:		2010-03-09 13:40:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted. Now you must bend over while in the car.

I wish L.T. didn't leave the Chargers!! 		2010-03-09 14:28:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. He dropped them and can't find them anymore

I wish I had a the Ringmaster Top Hat in real life 		2010-03-09 22:10:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted. You got one but there is a hole in the top!

I wish I smelt of flowers		2010-03-09 23:00:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Granted, you now smell like rotten flowers =)
I wish... for money		2010-03-10 01:23:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

Wish Granted...But the bag never came.

I wish for a pile of Goons.		2010-03-10 01:33:00

Author:
FreeFlyzz
Posts: 265

Wish granted... but they're all dead.

I wish for EVIL MINIONS!!!		2010-03-10 03:49:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

NOT granted, you didn't say what you wish for. I wish for evil minions... to come to my house? I wish for evil minions... to kill FreeFlyzz?

I wish I could speak Japanese.		2010-03-10 08:26:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted. But only a few rarely used words

I wish for something cool to happen		2010-03-10 11:13:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

OMG SR20DETDOG Just posted!!! Wow the first wish not to be corrupted.

I wish I had the car in my avatar.		2010-03-10 11:50:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted. Just a poster of it though.

I wish I had the car in that poster 		2010-03-10 13:02:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted. Only a busted-up Hot Wheel, though.

I wish for the "real" car in that poster.		2010-03-11 03:13:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but the real car is just a body with no interior or engine.

I wish I could find a certain post I made, I seriously can't find it.		2010-03-11 06:38:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, But you explode

I wish all the male population would die out except me... EXCEPT ME		2010-03-11 08:15:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but somehow, whatever killed them affected the females. Now your all alone :kz:

I wish for a pet shark		2010-03-11 11:44:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but it's just one of those 'wet it and it grows' kind

I wish I had a pet me.		2010-03-11 12:09:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

You do but he causes mischief wherever he goes!

I wish I had a pet Sackboy!		2010-03-11 21:43:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Granted, but it's imaginary.

I wish for a real pet sackboy 		2010-03-11 22:14:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but it's imaginary.

I wish for a real pet sackboy

Wait Wait Wait. That makes no sence. I demand for a better answer >		2010-03-11 22:24:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Wait Wait Wait. That makes no sence. I demand for a better answer >

Granted but it just keeps slapping you.
Is this better?

I wish I had a sackboy/girl doll.

EDIT: Good work Jack! You're too quick for me to even edit my post		2010-03-12 06:29:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted. But then again, I just granted a wish you didn't wish for.

I wish for a fish.		2010-03-12 06:31:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it comes in a 100 tuna cans.

I wish for a dish.		2010-03-12 09:48:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

You get a Fine China Dish, But it brakes.

I wish for your mum.		2010-03-12 18:28:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Granted. But she keeps shouting at you 24/7

I wish it was summer already.		2010-03-13 01:22:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted, but you suddenly end up in Alice Springs where you get temps of over 40 C.

I wish I had a better digital camera.		2010-03-13 03:12:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but then you accidentally drop it in a fountain (like I did in New York... )

I wish for snow in San Diego (This is gonna be funny... ).		2010-03-13 03:25:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it snows too much and you get snowed in and the power is cut off and you freeze to death

I wish we didn't have to pay to go to the movies.		2010-03-14 05:55:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, but the cinemas lose money and shut down.

I wish for nothing.		2010-03-14 06:55:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted but every one hates you for wishing for a wish I wished that I didn't really wish.

I wish I could go snowboarding.		2010-03-14 11:19:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but you forget to bring some warm clothes and freeze to death.

I wish I had a snowboard. Not for using, just to look at. 		2010-03-14 13:13:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

You get one, you put it on your wall, you went to bed that night and it was robbed. You never found the Culprit

I wish I had 3 eyes.		2010-03-14 23:16:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Wish granted. Unfortunately, everyone calls you "three-eyes" and they make references to that bald weirdo in Dragonball Z.

I wish for another major earthquake!		2010-03-15 05:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. But it hits your area :kz:

I wish for a light bit of rain 		2010-03-15 11:45:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but it's abit too light and floats up instead of falling down.

I wish it was the holidays already.		2010-03-16 09:38:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted but it lasts for a day....

I wish for dust...		2010-03-16 10:00:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted, as you were expecting you wanted Fairy Dust. But you got yucky gray dust and it got in your eyes mouth and you nearly die

I wish I couldn't feel pain!		2010-03-16 11:13:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Granted, but then you can't feel anything else either.

I wish for a new theme.		2010-03-16 11:37:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

If you meant theme as in a "song" theme, Granted, but it constantly plays in your ear until you die

I wish I could talk to animals!		2010-03-16 11:41:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk to humans.

I wish I was a second younger.		2010-03-16 11:49:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted but your only a second younger for a second.

I wish the 'move' was out now.		2010-03-17 08:54:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but then you start getting elbow cramps.

I wish Spring Break was a week longer (only have one week here... )		2010-03-20 05:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, It's a week longer and so is school.

I wish it was March 25.		2010-03-20 07:20:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but you didn't specify what "it" was so now August 18 is March 25.

I wish my room was tidy.		2010-03-20 07:42:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted but you didn't specify what "it" was so now August 18 is March 25.

I wish my room was tidy.

Granted but now the rest of your house is a mess and you can't get the sticky stuff off the walls.

I wish to get hired and finally have a job		2010-03-20 20:57:00

Author:
Delirium
Posts: 349

you get your job but you don't get paid!

I wish for a big house		2010-03-20 21:04:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Granted but your house is big because you shrunk.

I wish that I have finished grade twelve and now have no more school.		2010-03-21 07:28:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted but your is big because you shrunk.

I wish that I have finished grade twelve and now have no more school.

Granted but you don't know what to do with your life so you jump off a cliff

i wish i knew what to wish for and would never forget this specific wish unless i wanted to at which point i could remember it at any moment i wanted and it would always be what i was expecting and not something that turns corrupt and kills me. beat that		2010-03-21 08:18:00

Author:
Lilman1101
Posts: 91

Granted but some guy went into the past and killed your mum thus making never exist and you never wished your wish.

I wish people would wish shorter wishes.		2010-03-21 08:38:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but they end up adding unnecessary while wishing.

I.......
wish........
I.....
didn't....
wish.....
for....
this.		2010-03-21 08:50:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, your wish isn't granted, meaning it is, but then that means it isn't so then that means it is but then that *head explodes*.

I wish I was always happy no matter what happens, beat that.		2010-03-28 11:46:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

That's easy, Wish granted.

I wish for a a better computer.		2010-03-28 12:38:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but It's so good it develops conciousnous and kills you.
I wish that the LBPC: the game was out already.		2010-03-28 13:39:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

Granted, but haters mod it!

I wish to have a brand new fast and luxurious car in LBP!		2010-03-28 23:19:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

granted but it's made out of peach floaty and floats away

I wish they would make a MGS 5.		2010-03-29 07:03:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Granted, but it's actually just a 46 hour cut-scene (with no dualshock support) shot entirely from the inside of a locker.

I wish that the PSN had better social interactive features.		2010-03-29 21:49:00

Author:
schm0
Posts: 1239

Granted, but it only releases on the PS2 =)
I wish the playstation move on LBP was worth the money		2010-03-29 22:13:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

Wish granted, but the official price is over 9,000... dollars.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.		2010-03-29 23:31:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, this is wish is not corrupted which is your wish.

I wish more people came to play my new forum game: https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=24598-War-of-the-Ninja-Warriors		2010-03-30 03:52:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

Granted, but someone ruins it :kz:

I wish I knew what to wish for		2010-03-31 13:32:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Wish granted. But now your wish is wasted and you can't wish another.

I wish I were immortal.		2010-03-31 19:00:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

wish granted, you are immortal unless some1 wishes you aren't

I wish that jack wasn't immortal, and I had a cheeseburger		2010-04-01 12:56:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

Wish granted, now jack isn't immortal, your cheeseburger kills him and you are very sad for his death.

I wish ontom would stop trying to advertise his forum game.		2010-04-01 13:13:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Wish granted, but you just hurt his feelings and has killed him self, everyone now blames you for his death.....

I wish People wouldnt be so mean to me :'(		2010-04-02 00:57:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

unless they became strict and very naughty and beening nasty and taking a mick, and also snitching on you.

wish there's speed matter material in the game where sackboy/sackgirl run faster on speed matter in lbp		2010-04-02 13:21:00

Author:
ShiftyDog
Posts: 293

Granted but it gets glitched beyond repair, so MM takes it out.

I wish for faster connection. (Internet )		2010-04-03 14:49:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

You get faster connection but your router explodes...

I wish i had a cool avatar and sig		2010-04-03 19:33:00

Author:
jensoo6
Posts: 9

Granted, but everyone gets jealeous and forms an angry mob.

I wish I knew kung-fu!		2010-04-04 00:02:00

Author:
Fastbro
Posts: 1277

Granted, but you trade unlimited kung-fu knowledge for your control over your limbs. Now it's useless.

I wish that the next poster's wish was something EPIC		2010-04-04 09:52:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted- but by epic it kills you

I WISH THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODES INTO A GAZILLIONTRILLIONBILLIONMILLIONTHOUSANDHUNDRED PECIES!!!! THEN ALL THE ANTI-MATTER FORMS WITH REGULAR MATTER, TO DESTROY THOSE PIECES!		2010-04-04 23:11:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

Granted, but it will happen 9999999999753460965468332578076 years into the future.

I wish of a wish that isn't technically a wish but is a wish like me moving my hand and making a 'wish' noise.		2010-04-05 00:25:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511

granted, your hands would turn heavy steal and eventally drop apart due to heavyness.

wish that i make another world and i'm the owner of it		2010-04-05 15:05:00

Author:
ShiftyDog
Posts: 293

granted, but the people revolt on the first day and kill you.

I wish that the next person will not corrupt this wish, which also is that ponies will eat butterflies and poop rainbows 		2010-04-06 01:43:00

Author:
TheBlackKnight22
Posts: 695

Sorry, you can only wish for one thing, I'll have to take your first wish that it doesn't get corrupted, granted.

I wish LBPC: The Game came out in 3 minutes...		2010-04-08 12:17:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

It will, but it's so overheated that it's literally falling apart...and it's all your fault

I wish for a taco with some hamsterjelly and beef 		2010-04-08 12:37:00

Author:
Oerjeke
Posts: 234

granted, the taco was extra extra hot and you refused to eat it, but the hamster forces you to eat the taco

wish that i got radiation and bullet proof skin		2010-04-08 13:06:00

Author:
ShiftyDog
Posts: 293

Granted, but now you have cancer, and since your skin is radiation proof, radiation therapy can't be performed and you will most likely die

I wish I had no weaknesses at all		2010-04-08 13:13:00

Author:
Oerjeke
Posts: 234

Granted, but due to the fact you have no weaknesses, you don't feel emotion.
I wish I had more jelly on my toast.		2010-04-09 19:04:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, the secret ingredient is poison, enjoy your toast .

I wish I was myself.		2010-04-09 19:10:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, yourself turns out to be the name in your sig.
I wish nobody spoils the Harry Potter books to me.		2010-04-09 22:09:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but I am not a nobody.
hey, dude: Dumbledore dies!

I wish I had a unicorn that can shoot lasers from its eyes and can drill into the ground with it's...dingy...		2010-04-09 22:20:00

Author:
Oerjeke
Posts: 234

Granted, it tries to drill you.
Side note- on Order of the Pheonix but already knew that he died... quiet you might show other peoples.
I wish I had a Pod.		2010-04-09 22:43:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but the pod string breaks when all your friends come over and you fall into oblivion.

I wish that i had all F's in my classes. (ooh, whatcha gonna do now?)		2010-04-10 19:31:00

Author:
srgt_poptart
Posts: 425

Granted, You've got Fs in all your classes. Now your parents take all your LBP related things from you.

I wish there was no school.		2010-04-11 01:01:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

Sure, you got no school, but you end up working a crappy job - like being fat man's toilet cleaner.
I wish I had a wish		2010-04-15 02:35:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

Wishing for a wish means giving you any sort of desire, which is arbitrarily chosen to be a desire for enormous wealth of which no amount is never enough and your every waking moment is consumed by the need for more, utterly alienating you from everyone you know and most of humanity in general.

I wish I was exactly three inches taller.		2010-04-15 04:49:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

Wish granted. Now all of your shirts are too short for you.

I wish someone came screamin' through the woods tonight... :kz:		2010-04-15 05:01:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it ended up being you after you realized u got YLOD :kz:

I wish for a burger. Not to eat, just to look at.		2010-04-15 10:51:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted..but it gets moldy and becomes a giant mutated creature and eats you.

I wish for a sandwich...		2010-04-15 10:59:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted but the bread is mouldy.
I wish I could have the one ring (LOTR).		2010-04-15 11:16:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

Granted, it's too powerful for you and you explode...

I wish for a bucket of chocolate spread!

((I don't no whether what you were saying about Harry Potter is true or not, but can I suggest you put them in tags? Because, you've kind of already ruined it for me > Also, I didn't quote you for a reason ))

((EDIT: Thanks ))		2010-04-15 11:21:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted. It's a bucket of chocolate spread... that's 7 months old. The chocolate inside is now home to a colony of fungi and spores.

I wish for a 100%-refundable car.		2010-04-16 05:49:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted.
Your car is invisible.
I wish I could make awesome sigs.		2010-04-16 05:58:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but everyone hates them to to your exaggerated use of doilys.
I wish, I wish, I had a pet sackboy that could never turn against me, never eat me, and he couldnt die, and neither could I.		2010-04-17 05:36:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Wish granted... but he get's kidnapped by ConfusedCartman (ya, another reason why you should LBPC: The Game when it comes out).

I wish for my wishes to go uncorrupted.		2010-04-17 05:41:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wish granted, but I somehow corrupt it.

I wish I could rescue poor sackboy from Cartman. =(		2010-04-17 05:57:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Guess im corrupting my own wish...

Granted, but he is dead.

I wish for this next wish to go uncorrupted; I wish for world peace.		2010-04-17 15:07:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Everyone dies and now its world peace

I wish I was really smart		2010-04-17 15:09:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Granted, but a zombie eats your brain.
I wish I had a PS4.		2010-04-17 15:33:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, it has such powerful technology that it comes alive and burns down your house.
I wish to be able to corrupt my own wishes.		2010-04-17 18:26:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but everyone gives you Neg Rep for doing that.

I wish I had more green bars. 		2010-04-18 03:42:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but then you'd be color blind and couldnt admire their emerald color.

I wish I could sleep more.		2010-04-18 03:48:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

You can, but you sleep too long and finnaly wake up from a 60-year coma.
I wish I had LBP2.		2010-04-18 03:56:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, but it's still a prototype overflowing with bugs and glitches.

I wish I was the first to get LBP2 when they finish making it. 		2010-04-18 03:57:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but you suffer from a mortal disease attacking the heart first...

I wish to be invincible 		2010-04-18 04:00:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

Granted, but you fall down a pit deeper than the worlds width 3X over. and when you hit the ground, you live, and are forced to suffer for eternity from hunger and thirst, while you curl up in a ball, having lost all sanity, waiting for death to come. but it never would.

I wish that school never was invented.... oh, and that I could be a DECENT LBP creator.... And that my PS3 would connect to the internet...		2010-04-18 04:09:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted but the world can no longer read or write, maths and logic are long gone. Creation standards have slipped so much your standards seem amazing, your PS3 has permanent internet connection but no one can communicate with you.. unless they get a mic but they can't figure out how to open the really annoyingly hard to open plastic casing.

I wish I could see the centre of the galaxy at night..		2010-04-18 04:47:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but the center of the galaxy blinds you from extreme incandescence

I wish this would confuse someone in how they could corrupt this.
(lol)		2010-04-18 05:15:00

Author:
Deviantgeek
Posts: 386

Granted but the world can no longer read or write, maths and logic are long gone. Creation standards have slipped so much your standards seem amazing, your PS3 has permanent internet connection but no one can communicate with you.. unless they get a mic but they can't figure out how to open the really annoyingly hard to open plastic casing.
That made me LOL, I don't know why.


I wish this would confuse someone in how they could corrupt this.
Granted, but it confuses everyone and the thread dies.		2010-04-18 09:13:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

You didn't wish!!! :O

*panic attack*		2010-04-18 11:27:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913

You didn't wish either! *pulls out shotgun, pulls trigger, nothing happens*

I wish this shotgun was loaded!		2010-04-18 18:52:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

Granted, but its loaded with duds.

I wish for.... me to be able to make a boss.		2010-04-18 19:02:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, but you trade your level-making skills for boss-making skills.
You end up making horribly lame levels that no one plays.

I wish more people played my level.		2010-04-19 05:57:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but everyone thinks they suck and rates them 1 star.

I wish that It wasnt bed time.		2010-04-19 06:54:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Wish granted, you shall not go to sleep...ever again!!!

I wish I was better at painting then I already am.		2010-04-19 07:13:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

Granted, but everyone gets jealous and mauls you mercilessly
I wish I had a fish.		2010-04-19 14:45:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted but as you give birth it tears you in half.

I wish everyone was happy.		2010-04-19 16:28:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but people found truth in things and are more depressed and angry than ever before.

I wish for some soda.		2010-04-19 16:58:00

Author:
Phosphorus15
Posts: 463

Granted but the bottle explodes when you try to open it and goes all over you.

I wish I could make food just appear at the thought.		2010-04-19 17:23:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but the only food you can think of is brussel sprouts

I wish I could freeze time		2010-04-19 17:59:00

Author:
Coxy224
Posts: 2645

Granted, but you don't have the ability to unfreeze time and are thus stuck in a world where everything else is completely still forever.

I wish I was better at memorizing things.		2010-04-19 18:36:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

Granted. You can memorize anything but you will never know what you were memorizing for.

Wish for the answer to that question that has an answer.		2010-04-19 19:59:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted the answer is infinity.

I wish to go through a worm hole when I'm about to die.		2010-04-19 20:20:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but the wormhole transports you INSIDE and T-Rex.

I wish my wish wouldn't go corrupt.		2010-04-20 01:16:00

Author:
Phosphorus15
Posts: 463

Granted.... nothing...

I wish life had the equivalent of a system restore.		2010-04-20 02:19:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Wish granted, but you had to reformat everything.

I wish I had a magic lamp!!		2010-04-20 04:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Noo wiping my memories like that! Although kind of interesting because it would be like living a different life every time you restore.. anyhow lol

Wish granted but the lamp unleashes an evil Djinn who makes your life hell for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had telescopic vision.		2010-04-20 04:44:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Wish granted, but you go blind as you try out your vision on The Sun.

I wish freakin' bugs wouldn't attack me every second?!		2010-04-20 04:48:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. But now you have to live every second of your life smelling like insect repellant.

I wish I had more stuff to do in RE.		2010-04-20 07:41:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

LOL Jazve!

Granted but you can never finish the game becuase there is so much stuff to do.

I wish animals could talk.		2010-04-20 15:55:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Wish granted, but all any of them ever talk about are how much they hate humans and where they can get some food.

I wish politicians as a whole were a lot less corrupt and petty.		2010-04-20 17:31:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

Granted, now they all look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"GET TO THE WHITE HOUSE!"

I wish that I could 'get my a** to mars.'		2010-04-20 18:36:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511

Granted but they leave you to die there.

I wish there was another planet nearby like Earth.		2010-04-21 05:48:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but they invade and a thermonuclear war breaks out. both planets are decimated and no one survives.

I wish I could fly		2010-04-21 07:42:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but you get extremely large and ugly wings.

I wish I had lightning-fast reflexes.		2010-04-21 08:54:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Wish granted. But when you dodged something, you moved so fast that you hurled yourself to the floor.

I wish I had some bubble wrap...		2010-04-21 15:00:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted! You have bubble wrap but it doesn't pop no matter how hard you try...and your tied up in it.

I wish the 3D layer glitch would stop working.		2010-04-21 16:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, everyone now hates you, that glitch was awesome. I'm never speaking to you again...

I wish the layer glitch would work again! (I know it never stopped working).		2010-04-21 19:20:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted, but there are hundreds of OMG LAYER BOMB SURVIVSL SUPER PRIZES +SHARKDANGER!!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!11! levels and they appear whenever you seach ANYTHING DUN DUN DUN!!!

I wish people were more appealing		2010-04-21 19:24:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

Granted, but all ugly people have killed themselves.
I wish for a Kingdom Hearts pack.		2010-04-21 19:26:00

Author:
talbot-trembler
Posts: 1114

Granted, but the money demanded bankrupts Mm and LBP's servers are shut down, forcing everyoneto play offline.

I wish Justin Biebers voice would break. (I hope that's how you spell his name...)		2010-04-21 19:31:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but his voice breaking means him not singing. Many girls lock themselves away forever.

I wish that Mm would release the Sephiroth costume.		2010-04-21 19:35:00

Author:
talbot-trembler
Posts: 1114

...that was sorta what I wanted...

Anyway granted, but it's total awesomeness is eclipsed by the release of LBP2, which is an update that makes all costumes designable out of the game

I wish my pet would be alive again... :,(		2010-04-21 19:43:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it misses pet heaven.

I wish for 3 wishes! So I can wish more!		2010-04-21 19:48:00

Author:
talbot-trembler
Posts: 1114

Granted, but all ugly people have killed themselves.
I wish for a Kingdom Hearts pack.
I see that as a benefit to be honest.

granted ut you get stuck in an infinite wish-loop.

I wish the world spoke the same language		2010-04-21 19:59:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

Granted but the wish processing facility glitches and shuts down completely. Your wish balance reverts back to 1, and no there is no customer service. They get so many wishes daily they don't have time to sort out your one issue, sorry! Look on the bright side someone had 1000000 wishes left..

I wish that all scumbags were wiped off the face of the earth at once.		2010-04-21 20:02:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but now the word "scumbag" has been wiped off the face of the earth. And it was such a cool word!

I wish for a hot wife... 		2010-04-21 20:06:00

Author:
talbot-trembler
Posts: 1114

Granted, but the new language has limited expressions and the verbal barriers are the same as before, only far more frequent. With time, civilised civilisation crumbles and humans are wiped out by new predators that evolved during the last ice age, but broke free of their icy tombs when global warming was increased dramatically when the factory owners lost the ability to signal closing time.


Darn- sniped twice... Okay I'll do the other one...
Granted, but she is secretly a spy using you to get into your country. She kills you while you sleep.... Slowly


I wish my glasses would stop breaking, as it is incredibly hard to find the other lense when they snap...		2010-04-21 20:07:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but now you're blind. You have my partial sympathy.2010-04-21 20:10:00

Author:
Oerjeke
Posts: 234

Why only partial??? And no wish!2010-04-21 20:12:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Because I'm the one who caused your blindness and I don't wanna' be hypocrite.

Oh, and the wish:

I wish I had a nice big bowl of pie, some ice cream on top and trying to slap everyone's brains out while getting to it!		2010-04-21 20:22:00

Author:
Oerjeke
Posts: 234

Granted, but the pie is overloaded with Sugar, Calories and every bad thing that they put on food.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to change my avatar.		2010-04-22 00:27:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but your so hyperactive now at changing your avatar no one recognises you by avatar anymore.

I wish The LBPC Collaborative Project from ideas and projects would be completed within the next day or two!		2010-04-22 03:03:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Is it a level?
Granted, but haters don't stop putting 1 star ratings and Rubbish tags.

I wish I knew what the LBPC collaborative project was. 		2010-04-22 06:14:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

(omg you dont know? i think he means lbpc the game)

Granted i just told you...but you still are unsure of what it is..

I wish for some dark matter...		2010-04-22 11:17:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

LOL guys no I stated it's from the Ideas and Projects section.. if ya'll bothered your backsides to take a look.. lol https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=24169-The-LBPC-Collaborative-Project-(15-Creators-Needed-For-Each)-Sign-Ups-Open

Granted.. there it is.. beside you.. what? Can't see it? Of course not, it's invisible and untouchable, handy stuff.

I wish lightning gave you superpowers.		2010-04-22 15:03:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but there's a 99.9% risk that the lightning will kill you instead.

I wish for a Sig. 		2010-04-23 01:22:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

hahaha

Granted(no really pm me maybe sort something out lol) BUT the thing defies the new sig limit and takes 5 minutes to scroll past so everyone ends up despising you! And no you can't remove it, it's glitched and stuck as your sig forever or at least till you get banned for such an obnoxious sig.

I wish I could plug into the matrix.		2010-04-23 02:22:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

LOL
Granted, but you can't come out.

I wish for a piece of paper.		2010-04-23 05:49:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but it was eaten by a dog :c

I wish that I had a laser		2010-04-23 05:51:00

Author:
DulledDoll
Posts: 36

Granted, but you test it out on a mirror and things, well... they don't end up pretty.

I wish Iron Man 2 came out already.		2010-04-23 06:13:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but since they were in a hurry, they forgot to put audio.

I wish for a Pen that never runs out of ink.		2010-04-23 06:41:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

granted, the pen squirts at the front after you clicked it, leaving you sitting gobsmacked and the paper with a puddle of ink.

wish i built a car with jets at the back with my friend and beat the land speed record in the real world		2010-04-23 23:37:00

Author:
ShiftyDog
Posts: 293

Granted but once you've surpassed the record you realise you never put in a way of stopping. So the rocket car keeps going faster and faster until you smash into a wall and get crushed to death..

I wish MM would read through suggestions forum and implement EVERYTHING!		2010-04-24 01:09:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but that means an update.... EVERYDAY.

I wish I had blazing fast internet connection.		2010-04-24 02:09:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Wish granted. It's so fast that your computor runs out of the room and breaks the previous land-speed record held by shiftydoggy.

I wish the U.S. didn't suck at soccer.		2010-04-24 02:28:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but they trade Basketball skills for Soccer skills, so now they suck at Basketball.

I wish for Pie.		2010-04-24 02:31:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

The pie that is given to you is, in fact, terrible.

I wish celebrities as a whole were a lot less sleazy.		2010-04-24 02:58:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512

Granted but then glossy celeb magazines shut down and world peace follows, wait, whut??.. then an asteroid smashes earth and causes a mass extinction wiping out 99% life on earth, yeah humans go bye bye!

I wish I had the ingredients to make chocolate chip muffins.		2010-04-24 03:23:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but you forgot how to make them.

I wish for a piece of tissue.		2010-04-24 05:32:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but as you pull it out of your pocket you notice it is an infinite chain of tissues that never ends.

I wish for a wave of inspiration and creativity!		2010-04-25 00:24:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but you drown in a metaphoric beach :[

I wish for... The control key back on my keyboard :[		2010-04-25 00:26:00

Author:
DulledDoll
Posts: 36

Granted, but its covered in dog urine.
I wish that I had a... Doctor Pepper and i was able to detect if it had been corrupted/		2010-04-25 00:27:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted but there's a rare old gold coin on the inside that you didn't find because you sensed that it had been corrupted.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.		2010-04-25 02:59:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Granted, however I must un-grant this wish because it has already been wished previously.
I wish for some nachos.		2010-04-25 04:34:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but you have no sauce, no cheese and no chips.2010-04-26 01:45:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

( why didn't you wish?)
I wish for every single bad thing that could happen to anything to happen to me.		2010-04-26 01:49:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Granted but every good things transform into bad things so you have no more good things.

Oh and sorry I forgot to wish a wish.

So, I wish to have a flying kitteh.		2010-04-26 01:53:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but he flies away and gets hit by a car... 9 TIMES!

I wish this thread would live foevah!		2010-04-26 02:04:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, you are the only one on it.
I wish for da premium bundle.		2010-04-26 02:05:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but CC finds out you cheated to get it and bans you from ever using a computer again.

I wish LBPC:The Game would come out.		2010-04-26 02:16:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, but before it is released, CC bans you from using your PS3 because you lied to him that I cheated to get the premium bundle.
I wish for something useless.		2010-04-26 02:19:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it become usefull

I wish for having the flying superpower.		2010-04-26 02:32:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but while hunting, I mistake you for a bird and blast you with a GAU-18.

I wish this GAU had moar booletz!		2010-04-26 02:46:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, they're made of plastic and burn when you try to fire, thus the GAU is now granted useless.
I wish for steak		2010-04-26 02:48:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Graned, but my dog eats it. then i steal yur cookie.

I wish Jsp0t would play mai lvls, so his eyes could BUUUUURN!		2010-04-26 02:51:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted but he wears shades and dodges eye burning.. and the servers corrupt so you levels play counts don't increase and they all drop to 1 star.

I wish to dream about creating and have ideas for tomorrow.		2010-04-26 03:20:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370


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