General Stuff #4
"Fixing" posts
Archive: 1838 posts
| I only have 15 €, I can not accept this offer of Godfather Pizza. Yeah, I know that place is kind of expensive, but they have really good pizza, trust me. | 2016-07-01 16:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, I know that place is kind of expensive, but they have really good monster trucks, trust me. Well maybe I can get one after I've worked for 40 years. | 2016-07-01 23:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| Well maybe I can get a gf after I've worked for 40 years. Wasn't there a movie about this? | 2016-07-02 00:26:00 Author: FreeAim  Posts: 2462 |
| Wasn't there a movie about me? As far as I know... nope. | 2016-07-02 10:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| As far as I know... of course. When did this come out? Why haven't I heard of it? | 2016-07-05 18:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why did this come out? Why did I hear of it? I do not know but if you want to see is then invite me. | 2016-07-05 21:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I do not know but if you want to see something dirty then invite me. Why would you think that a gentleman such as I would be watching something inappropriate? | 2016-07-05 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why would you think that a thug such as you would be watching something adorable? I can watch anything I want from my super TV. | 2016-07-05 23:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I can watch anything I want from my super walkie-talkie. I don't think you understand how those things work. They only transmit audio, not video. | 2016-07-06 06:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't think I understand how those things work. They only contain ketchup, not tomatoes. Just because ketchup has pictures of tomatoes on the bottle doesn't mean there's actual tomatoes inside of it. | 2016-07-06 15:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Just because my computer has pictures of L1N3R1D3R on a bottle doesn't mean there's a weird forum gamer inside of it. Exactly! ...wait, what did you just say about me?  | 2016-07-06 17:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, I have to agree! ...wait, what did you just say about my sister? Woah, you have sister? Does that count as personal information? Just give me a minute to write this down... | 2016-07-07 07:00:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| Woah, you have sister? Does that count as my personal interest? Just give me a minute to write this down... Oh no, what are you going to do? I didn't know having sisters was that unnatural. | 2016-07-07 07:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh no, what are you going to do? I didn't know marrying my sisters was that unnatural. I knew you Finnish people were a bit odd..... but not THAT bad! | 2016-07-07 14:54:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| I knew you finish people off with a gun..... but not THAT bad of a gun! He doesn't have the money to get a better gun, please forgive him. | 2016-07-07 18:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| He doesn't have the confidence to get a girlfriend, please help encourage him. Errrm..... you're a handsome fella, Nemo, you can do it! Is that ok? I'm not very good at this. | 2016-07-07 20:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Errrm..... you're a badass fella, Nemo, you can do it! Is it done? I'm not very good at this. Do not worry, Ali. With my new powers we can save the world together! | 2016-07-07 22:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Do not worry, Ali. With my new powers we can destroy the world together! I always knew Nemo had dreams of becoming Voldemort's successor... | 2016-07-08 00:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I never knew Nemo had dreams of becoming pizza god's successor... Pizza will end the starvation and save the lives of the poor folk! | 2016-07-09 17:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Pizza will end the election and save the lives of the poor Americans! That's right, we can lure Trump away from the election with pizza, and then Hillary will be so invested in shaming Trump that Bernie Sanders, the best candidate, will win! | 2016-07-10 03:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That's wrong, we can't lure TenebrisNemo away from your bed with pizza. If we do lure TenebrisNemo out of your bed with pizza, he will be so invested in getting free pizza, that he will never want to leave! Oh, I guess I'm going to have to buy another bed then... This is too creepy.  | 2016-07-11 18:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, I guess I'm going to have to buy Sonic '06 then... This is too creepy. Wow, how the fates have turned against your favor. You should not be forced to spend your money on such garbage. | 2016-07-11 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, how the taste have turned against your flavour. You should be forced to spend your cooking on such people. My secret is that I used fruit instead of garbage.  | 2016-07-12 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| My secret is that I go by the name 'Lady Monacle' on the weekends. That's fine by me, I'm not here to judge. | 2016-07-12 10:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| That's NOT fine by me, I am here to SUE YOU. Whoah, Ali, chill, have a Snickers. | 2016-07-12 22:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Whoah, Ali, chill, have a heart. Nah, Sir monacle would rather he doesn't. 8) | 2016-07-13 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Nah, Sir monacle would rather, he made me see things... 8) I do not want to know anything about that, but everyone deserves salvation. | 2016-07-13 09:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I do not want to know anything about Ali, but he deserves to be punched in the face. Well maybe you should get to know me more. I'm a nice guy, really.  | 2016-07-13 10:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well maybe you should get to know me more. I'm a sad guy, really. Now, do not say those things. Everyone has something good, right? | 2016-07-13 13:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Now, do not say anything you might regret. Everyone has a gun, right? You can pat me down all you want ifyouknowwhatImean, Officer Nemo, but I assure you won't find any guns on my person! | 2016-07-13 17:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Y-You can p-put me down all you want n-need d-d-d-drugs... Officer Nemo, but I assure you won't find any s-snow on my person! I would venture to disagree. I found this bag and now I have the evidence which will take you to rehab. | 2016-07-14 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I would love to dance. I found this bag of suspicious substances and now I have the incredible urge to go crazy which will probably result in me going to rehab. Well, at least you're thinking about the consequences of your actions. | 2016-07-14 12:50:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well, as a president I'm not thinking about the consequences of my actions. Boo! Viva la revolution! | 2016-07-14 14:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Boo! Dance Dance Revolution! You're obsessed with dancing, calm down man. | 2016-07-14 15:30:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I'm obsessed with dancing, calm me down if you can, man. I've tried, but I can not calm your moonwalk. | 2016-07-14 16:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I've tried, but I can not perform the moonwalk. Sorry that I couldn't help more. If this were six years ago, I would tell you to ask Michael Jackson for advice. | 2016-07-14 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry that I couldn't dance more. If this were six years ago, I would ask you to dance with me at my local discotheque. Did discotheques still exist 6 years ago? It's not that long ago, man! | 2016-07-15 11:06:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Did discodimension still exist 6 years ago? It's not that long ago, nightman! Is that the place where the dayman lives? Sound interesting. | 2016-07-15 12:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Is that the man who the dayman fights? Sound interesting. Yes, the Dayman is the fighter of the Nightman, and is known in some quarters to be the champion of the Sun, and master of karate and friendship for everyone. | 2016-07-15 14:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Yes, Trump is the fighter of Hillary, and is known in some quarters to be the champion of the US, and master of karate and friendship for everyone. Wow, I knew that Trump's followers were dumb, but not delusional! When has Trump done karate? | 2016-07-15 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, I know that I talk about Trump a lot, but I'm not in love with him! When has Trump done karate? Well I'd be disturbed if you were in love with Trump, but I'm not sure what karate has to do with anything. | 2016-07-16 11:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well I'd be disturbed if you were not in love with Hillary, but I'm not sure what magic of love has to do with anything. What have you become?! I must save you two! | 2016-07-16 12:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What have you done?! I must save you from Sir monacle! I apologize on his behalf for his breaking of the rules, and we must cooperate to save his poor soul. | 2016-07-16 17:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I apologize on his behalf for his breaking of the rules, and we must cooperate to save his poor crusher. He has violated the rights of the crushers and he has used it for far too long. | 2016-07-16 22:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| He has violated the rights of the people and he has used them for far too long. Indeed, we can not let his evil plans jeopardize the people any longer. Sorry, Sir monacle, but you're fired. | 2016-07-17 19:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Indeed, we can not let his evil monsters jeopardize the people any longer. Sorry, Sir monacle, but you're evil. We can still turn him into a good person, right? It's never too late. | 2016-07-18 06:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We can still force him into a wood chipper, right? It's never too late. Crikey, talk about drastic measures! | 2016-07-18 10:41:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Crikey, let's think about drastic measures! We must solve this problem peacefully and without violence. | 2016-07-18 10:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We must solve this problem quickly and without a hitch. I agree, getting stuck on math problems is pretty lame, so let's hurry up! | 2016-07-18 16:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I agree, getting stuck on meth problems is pretty amazing, so let's slow down! No way, dude. You must stop that and come to rehab. We have cookies. | 2016-07-19 09:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No way, dude. You must stop that and come to my house. We have cookies. I told you, I don't want to come to your party! I know you have alcohol and drugs there, it's a bad influence. | 2016-07-19 16:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I told you, I would love to come to your party! I know you have alcohol and drugs there, it's not a party without them. Whilst I enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage, I would encourage you to say no to drugs. I wouldn't want you to go down that route. | 2016-07-21 10:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Whilst I enjoy the occasional carbonated beverage, I would encourage you to say no to Pepsi. I wouldn't want you to go down that route. It's very obvious how much you stand up for Coca-Cola. You're practically a sales representative! | 2016-07-21 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It's very obvious that nobody has posted in here for almost a week. You're practically at fault for this. Blame Nemo, he's been very quiet recently. | 2016-07-28 10:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Blame Nemo, he's been very drunk recently. So that's why he hasn't been posting here. He was probably too distracted to come up with a response. | 2016-07-28 18:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So that's why he hasn't been posting here. He was probably too distracted to beat up an army. No worries. I eat armies like those for breakfast. | 2016-08-05 11:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No worries. I eat eggs and bacon for breakfast. Sounds like a pretty ordinary breakfast to me. Why are you saying it like it's something special? | 2016-08-05 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sounds like a pretty dangerous breakfast to me. Why are you saying it like it's something normal? Because it makes me feel special as if I am the chosen one. :hero: | 2016-08-06 11:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because it makes me feel special as if I am a big boy. :hero: You're a big boy now, Nemo, look how much you've grown since you were a toddler! | 2016-08-06 18:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You're a big boss now, Nemo, look how much you've leveled up since you were a beginner! It sure was a journey which could have worn anybody down, but at least I made it! | 2016-08-06 19:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It sure was a boss which could have shut anybody down, but at least I beat it! I don't think beating the first mini-boss in the game is anything noteworthy. | 2016-08-07 18:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't think beating Usain Bolt in a 100m sprint is anything noteworthy. Say what? Are you off your meds again? | 2016-08-08 10:45:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Say Ahmed. Are you drunk again? No. His name is Achmed, the dead terrorist! | 2016-08-08 12:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No. His name is alistair26, the former amazing LBP level creator! Oh stop, you're too kind. :blush: | 2016-08-08 13:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Oh stop, you're ruining my plans! Well, if you hadn't become an evil super villain, I wouldn't be ruining your plans, now would I? | 2016-08-08 16:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well, if you hadn't become a presidential candidate, I wouldn't be running your campaign, now would I? And I completely appreciate all your efforts. Together, we'll make LBPC Great Again! | 2016-08-09 10:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| And I completely appreciate all your baking skills. Together, we'll make Great Cookies for LBPC Again! It saddens me that the previous baker left. I like baking and all, but I don't want to do it full time. | 2016-08-09 18:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It saddens me that the previous legend left. I like serving and all, but I don't want to do just sit here. Don't worry. I am back! The legend never dies! | 2016-08-10 07:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Don't worry. I love you too! True love never dies! Your relationshop must be difficult considering you two are on separate continents. | 2016-08-10 09:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Your relationshop must be impossible considering you two are just recently coworkers. My relationshop? Do I sell relations to other people now? | 2016-08-10 16:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| My relationshop? Do I sell pick up on other people's spelling mistakes now? Now? Yoo've allways dun it! | 2016-08-11 11:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Now? Yoo've allways dun gud, Batmn! Thanks for the compliment, Mr. Broken English, but I have to save the world now. | 2016-08-11 17:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Thanks for the dry Martini, Mr. Bond, but I have to destroy the world now. Haha, good luck with that, Mr Token Eco-villain, I laced your drink with a strong sedative. Lulz. | 2016-08-11 17:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Haha, good luck with that, Mr Baker, I laced your pie with a delicious frosting. Lulz. No, you've ruined my plan! I just wanted to make a healthy pie... | 2016-08-11 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, you've ruined my bleah! I just wanted to maek a holochaust polocaust! The men in white coats are here to take you to the place where you belong. | 2016-08-12 03:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The men in white coats are here to show you their crazy experiments. Okay, and who are they, what are they doing, and why should I care? | 2016-08-13 01:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Okay, and who are you, what are you doing, and why should I care? He's TenebrisNemo, he's posting on a forum, and you should care because you also post on said forum. Show a little respect. | 2016-08-14 15:57:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| He's gurren009, he's posting on a forum, and you should care because you keep banning him on said forum. Show a little respect. Thank you! I've been waiting for someone to stand up for me after Mister L1N3R1D3R keeps bullying me. Show some respect for the elderly! | 2016-08-15 14:24:00 Author: gurren009  Posts: 2592 |
| Thank you! I've been waiting for someone to stand near a cliff after Mister L1N3R1D3R was too afraid. Show some courage for God's sake! I'm sorry for my irrational fear of heights. I'd like to fix it, but I don't know how. | 2016-08-15 16:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm happy for my reasonable fear of heights. I'd like to keep it, but I don't really care. Wow! A little rude there Mister L1N3R1D3R! | 2016-08-15 22:43:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592 |
| Wow! A little rude kid there n00b sir monacle! ur just jelos of my mad skillz. :hero:   | 2016-08-16 07:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| u're just jelos of my mad skillz. :hero: Much better. | 2016-08-16 09:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Much worse. Not very nice Mister Ali_Star! | 2016-08-16 13:55:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592 |
| Not very nice Mrs Ali_Star! I'm neither married, or a lady. Wrong on two counts! | 2016-08-16 14:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I'm neither married, nor a lady. Wrong on two counts! And you're wrong on one count for using the wrong conjunction. :hero: | 2016-08-16 16:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| And you're going on one vacation for doing the right thing. :hero: Good job fellow co-worker! | 2016-08-16 17:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592 |
| Good job fellow Santa Claus! Thank you. I just rang the bell and people from all around the town came to donate money. | 2016-08-16 17:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Thank you. I just rang the police and people from all around the underworld came to destroy money. Oh no. The goblins are at it again! | 2016-08-16 20:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh no. TenebrisNemo is at it again! Dang it, Nemo! Just as I thought you returned for good, we haven't heard you since I left for my mini-vacation... | 2016-08-17 00:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Darn it, Nemo! Just as I thought you returned for good, we haven't heard you since I left for my mini-vacation... Fixed because "dang it" is an awful phrase, overused by American teens these days it seems. | 2016-08-22 13:27:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Fixed because "dang it" is an amazing phrase, overhated by British adults these days it seems. I would have put the more severe word, but this is the only forum I go to that censors it. | 2016-08-22 16:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I would have issued the more severe punishment, but this is the only forum I go to that doesn't condone needless torture. I dread to think what other forums you visit. | 2016-08-23 12:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Sir monacle Fixed because "darn it" is an awful phrase, overused by Americans it seems. Why are you trying to avoid sayi- We are currently going through some technical issues. Please contact us at: http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/member.php?63308-Sir-monacle for more information. | 2016-08-23 13:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
Sir monacle breaking the rules for a change.  Next person should quote my previous post. | 2016-08-23 15:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I dread to think what other websites you visit. Oh, you know, the usual. YouTube, Reddit, Smashbo--[ERROR: HERESY COMMITTED] | 2016-08-23 15:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oh, you know, the usual. Peace, sunshine, birds singi--[ERROR: NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!] Surprise, mother fudge! I went out with an exploding hard drive and came back with a blast of nuclear rap! :kz: | 2016-08-24 01:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Surprise fudge! I went out with a bag full of cash and came back with a big box of fudge! :kz: Wow. I was expecting chocolate, so this is indeed a surprise. | 2016-08-24 09:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Wow. I was expecting murder, so this is not a surprise. You're a good detective, Ali. Now can you piece something together with this new evidence? | 2016-08-24 17:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You're a good corrupted detective, Ali. Now can you pretend to piece something together with this new evidence? Hehehe! Nobody will not link my new big box of fudge to the victim! | 2016-08-24 20:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hehehe! Nobody will give my new big box of fudge to Ali! So you bought a big box of fudge and won't share with poor ol' Ali? | 2016-08-25 12:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| So you bought a big box of kitten and won't share with poor ol' crazy cat lady? He's probably already weirded out by her, I don't think he wants to give any more fuel to her insane machine. | 2016-08-25 17:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| He's probably already worked out in the dojo, I don't think he wants to give any more fuel to the corrupted warlord. I will dethrone him and save this kingdom from his tyrannical grasp! Who is with me!? | 2016-08-27 01:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I will dethrone Trump and save America from his tyrannical grasp! Who is with me!? 55% of Americans, and I'm really surprised it's not more. | 2016-08-27 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| 5% of Americans, and I'm really surprised it's not less. No need to be pessimist. The others are probably being locked away by the evil king. | 2016-08-27 22:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No need to be pessimist. The others are probably being killed by the evil Clinton. I know for sure that they are, which is why America is screwed from 2017 on. | 2016-08-28 15:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know for sure that they are mutants now, which is why America is screwed from 2017 on. Mutants, you say? We need to get the miniguns and RPGs. | 2016-08-28 22:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Omelettes, you say? We need to get the forks and knives. Indeed, the breakfast had in this castle on August the 29th will be a feast to behold! | 2016-08-29 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Indeed, the dinners in this castle on Doomsday will be a feast to behold! Aye! Now rise your drinks and chug until the war knocks our gates and we rise our swords and fight 'till we are sent to Valhalla! | 2016-08-30 05:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Aye! Now rise your drinks and chug until the wine knocks your livers out of commission and we all die of alcohol poisoning! And this, kids, is why drinking too much alcohol is a bad thing. | 2016-08-30 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| And this, kids, is why going into my white van is a bad thing. Why do you lure kids into your white van, man? | 2016-08-31 09:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why do you lure kids into your political views, man? "My whole life is about winning. I don't lose often. I almost never lose." | 2016-08-31 13:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| "My whole life is about meth. I don't sober often. I almost never sober." You must be proud. Your ancestors must be proud. Even that worm must be proud. | 2016-08-31 15:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You must be proud. Your ancestors must be dead. Even that worm was part of the plan. They said I didn't have talent, I had to make them pay for saying that by scaring them off the plane with a worm! | 2016-09-02 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| They said I didn't have drugs, I had to make them pay for saying that by scaring them off the plane with a full box of crystal meth! You are without doubt the worst pirate which I've ever heard of. | 2016-09-02 15:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You are without doubt the worst LBP Creator I've ever heard of. A bit unfair. I mean, he's not quite alistair26 standard (who is?), but I always found his levels to be very enjoyable. | 2016-09-02 16:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| A bit unfair. I mean, he's not quite comphermc standard (who is?), but I always found his levels to be very enjoyable. Thank you for the compliment, Ali. I'll ignore the self-promotion as long as I can. | 2016-09-02 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Thank you for the compliment, jerk. I'll copy the other levels as long as I can. Stop right there, sir! Copying levels is not a good idea. | 2016-09-03 09:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Stop right there, Joker! Killing people is not a good idea. So you've switched your obsession from Spiderman to Batman? Huh... | 2016-09-03 16:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So you've switched your obsession from me to Ali? Huh... I'm considerably better than you, it's just that simple. | 2016-09-04 10:45:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I'm considerably better than a baby, it's just that simple. I didn't realize! Here, have a cookie. | 2016-09-04 11:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I didn't have breakfast! Give me cookie. Where are your manners? | 2016-09-04 13:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Where are your parents? Well, you see, Voldemort killed them. Yes, I am Harry Potter. | 2016-09-04 22:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well, you see, I killed them. Yes, I am Voldemort. And I am Snape..... that's a Harry Potter character, right? | 2016-09-05 10:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| And I am Gandalf..... that's a Star Wars character, right? Get into the bunker, Ali! The nerds are chasing you! | 2016-09-05 11:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get into the bunker, Ali! The girls are chasing you! I've afraid that they'll kiss me. | 2016-09-05 12:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I'm* afraid that they'll kick me. We must give you an armor which will protect you from all kind of kicks. | 2016-09-05 15:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We must give you a pizza box which will protect you from all kind of weapons. I don't think cardboard is that durable. Are you okay? | 2016-09-05 19:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't think cardboard is that tasty. Are you hungry? It's quite nice if you fry it, actually. | 2016-09-06 10:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| It's quite bad if you burn it, actually. I like some steak which is slightly burned actually. | 2016-09-06 10:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I like you which is slightly concerning. I've been told I'm quite the catch. | 2016-09-07 13:01:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I've been told I'm quite the sack. You look like a sack to me. | 2016-09-07 13:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You look like a moron to me. Nemo, it's about time I take to a class to teach you some manners. Making fun of others is very rude. | 2016-09-08 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Nemo, it's about time I take to a class to teach you some magic spells. Making fun of others without magic is very rude. As you wish, wizard L1N3R1D3R. I shall take my spellbook from my inventory. | 2016-09-08 09:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| As you wisheth, wizard L1N3R1D3R. I shalleth taketh my spellbook frometh my inventory. Ugh, not this nonsense again.... | 2016-09-08 11:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Ugheth, noteth thisth nonsenseth againeth.... It'l like a disease. It shows up and then starts to spreadeth. | 2016-09-08 12:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's like a public speaker. It shows up and then starts to speak publicly. Who'd have thought? | 2016-09-08 14:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Who'd have bought? Not me. It's too expensive and useless. | 2016-09-08 14:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Not me. It's too well-priced and useful. Are you the idiot that passes up on amazing deals? Well then, I have a terrible deal for you! | 2016-09-09 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Are you the genius that gives us amazing deals? Well then, I have good news for you! What is it? Am I going to win something? The waiting is real. | 2016-09-09 09:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What is it? Am I going to win the lottery? The waiting is real. You do know that it's extremely unlikely you'll even come close to the winning number, right? | 2016-09-10 02:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You do know that it's extremely unlikely you'll even come close to the losing number, right? I know right? I'm the best, I win or I let you win. | 2016-09-10 11:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I know right? I'm the best, I win or I let you ruin it all. Oh, come on. I know I've been inconsistent lately, but I'm still good at the game! | 2016-09-10 18:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oh, come on. I know I've been bad lately, but I still can become good in this game if you train me, master! As you wish. First, you need to know where the enemy is. | 2016-09-10 18:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| As you wish. First, you need to know where my intelligence is. I don't know, you must have mistakenly thrown it in the trash. 8D | 2016-09-11 18:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know, I must have mistakenly thrown my mind in the trash. 8D Don't lose your head over that. | 2016-09-11 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Don't lose the election over that. I'm sorry about the whole email thing, I swear it was an accident! | 2016-09-13 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm not sorry about the whole email thing, I swear i was framed! Now love me even more! Never! What are you doing in 1LN3R1D3R's account? I can not forgive you from that! | 2016-09-13 10:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Never! What are you doing in L1N3R1D3R's pants? I can not forgive you from that! Wait, wait, I didn't sign up for this. Um...awkward! :$ | 2016-09-13 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wait, wait, I did sign up for this. Um...awesome! 8) Maybe I'll just shoot you with this tranquilizer pistol. | 2016-09-13 16:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Maybe I'll just hit you with this rhythm stick. That's one way to get him dancing. | 2016-09-13 20:23:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| That's one way to get him puking. If I hit him hard enough then maybe, yeah. | 2016-09-13 21:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| If I poked him hard enough then maybe, yeah. I don't think you can make someone bleed by poking them unless you have very, very sharp fingernails. | 2016-09-14 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't think you can make someone explode by poking them with a dynamite. Duh. That's why we have the suicide bombers to do that for us. | 2016-09-14 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Duh. That's why we have teachers to do that for us. I know you didn't like school, but you really want to make your teachers explode? | 2016-09-14 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know you didn't like concentration camps, but you really want to make slavers explode? They are ruining the lives of innocent people. We must erase them from this dimension. | 2016-09-14 20:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| They are ruining the essays of innocent people. We must erase them from the paper. But...they're just drawings of monsters! Surely the teachers will understand! | 2016-09-15 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But...they're just drawings of Illuminati! Surely the teachers will understand! Oh yes, he totally understands. The teacher is the puppet of that group and he doesn't even exist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahAbxq8WPw | 2016-09-15 09:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh yes, he totally understands. The teacher is Rick Astley and he totally doesn't even exist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Nemo, 2009 called. It wants its meme back right now. | 2016-09-16 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Nemo, Gods called. They wants their powers back right now. Too bad I am too overpowered so they can not steal them from me. 8) | 2016-09-16 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Too bad I am too overpowered so they can not nerf me. 8) Well, Sakurai did it to Bayonetta, I'm sure you can be brought down, too. | 2016-09-16 23:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well, Sir_monacle did it to rules, I'm sure you can do that, too. Yeah, I can do it, but I am trying not to. | 2016-09-17 17:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yeah, I can do it, but I am trying not to care. I'm telling you, colleges won't accept people who get bad grades because they didn't do their homework. | 2016-09-17 20:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm telling you, Mage Towers won't accept people who get bad grades because they didn't do their homework. I know that. I am trying as hard as I can to freeze flames 'n stuff. | 2016-09-17 20:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I know that. I am trying as hard as I can to freeze your computer 'n stuff. But you're supposed to be a computer technician. I'm not paying for my computer to get ****ed over. | 2016-09-18 19:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But you're supposed to be a war tactician. I'm not paying for my country to get ****ed over. Patience, General. Just wait one more day and you will see that the enemies will walk onto our trap. | 2016-09-18 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Patience, General. Just wait one more year and you will see that the enemies will walk right past our trap. Which is exactly why I don't want to hire you. Leave immediately, "Lieutenant" Nemo! | 2016-09-19 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Which is exactly why I don't want to serve you. Leave immediately, "Dark Lord" Nemo! Tsk tsk tsk! You do not realize what I can do with my powers? Then I will send you to Tuonela! | 2016-09-19 15:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Tsk tsk tsk! You do not realize what I can do with my pointer stick? Then I will send you to the principal's office! But Professor Nemo, I swear I did my homework! | 2016-09-21 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But Professor Nemo, I swear too $%&@ing much! I should wash your mouth out with soap!  | 2016-09-21 09:54:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I should wash your mouth out with acid! Whoa, chill lecturer Ali. His parents will take care of him. | 2016-09-21 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Whoa, good choice lecturer Ali. His parents will appreciate the suitable punishment. I am known to be a tough but fair disciplinarian. | 2016-09-21 11:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I am known to be a tough but failing politician. And your name is Bernie Sanders. Can you tell me something I don't know? | 2016-09-21 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| And your name is Fidel Castro. Can you tell me something I don't want toknow? Well, let's see, I don't know how to say this but your father has two eyes. | 2016-09-21 13:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Well, let's see, I don't know how to say this but your mother has four eyes. So she was right when she said she had eyes in the back of her head. I just never saw them because of her hair. | 2016-09-22 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So she was right when she said she had antennas in the back of her head. I just never saw them because of her hair. Aliens can take any forms, but at least she loves you. | 2016-09-22 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I can take any form, but at least I love you. An interesting super power to have, but I'll only be able to love you back if you take human form. | 2016-09-22 12:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| An interesting super power to have, but I'll only be able to love you back if you take white human form. I'm pretty sure that's racist. | 2016-09-22 12:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm pretty sure I'm racist. Well that's a shame, but I respect your honesty for admitting it. | 2016-09-22 13:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well we are the shame, but I do not respect your honesty for admitting it. Not even if I gave you twenty five bucks? | 2016-09-22 13:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Not even if I gave you twenty five trillion bucks? I would hope he accepts the offer to treat you kindly for that much money. | 2016-09-22 23:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I would hope he accepts that the officer will treat you kindly for not being corrupted. Oh good, no more corrupted heroes. | 2016-09-22 23:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh good, no more song lyrics. I'm glad you've finally seen the light. | 2016-09-23 10:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I'm glad you've finally seen the video. Oh, he had never seen it before? That video's amazing, whoever that L1N3D3RP or whatever made it deserves a prize. | 2016-09-23 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oh, he had never seen it before? That video's garbage, whoever that L1N3D3RP or whatever made it deserves a slap. Come on, your videos ain't that bad. I laughed a lot at the Michael Rosen's clone video. | 2016-09-23 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Come on, your singing is bad. I laughed a lot at all of it. I think you should be more constructive with your criticism. | 2016-09-23 17:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I think I should be more productive with my free time. Shouldn't we all? Yet here I am playing these. | 2016-09-23 19:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Shouldn't we all? Yet here I am playing Monopoly. Alright, Monopoly is not a waste of free time. It's a really fun, strategic game with a little bit of luck. | 2016-09-24 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Alright, meth is not a waste of free time. It's a really fun, strategic drug with a little bit of luck. Have you even tried the stuff? | 2016-09-24 14:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Have you even tried to dance? Well if it's as bad as his singing, he's better off not bothering. | 2016-09-24 17:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well if it's as good as his videos, he's better than you. Let's dance it off, then! | 2016-09-24 18:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Let's shake it off, then! *insert popular Taylor Swift song here* | 2016-09-24 23:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| *insert popular Justin Bieber song here* https://media.giphy.com/media/G8xwi3ghEd02c/giphy.gif | 2016-09-25 01:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7ddtCfHX1qa69wso1_r1_500.gif Listen, Nemo, I'm tired and sore. I don't want to move anymore tonight. Just let me sleep... | 2016-09-25 21:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Listen, Nemo, I'm tired and drunk. I don't want to dance anymore tonight. Just let me puke... Gee, man, if you want to. I hope the party was cool though. | 2016-09-26 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Gee, man, if you want to. I hope you think I'm cool though. I do not. I happen to think you are very uncool. | 2016-09-27 11:06:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I do. I happen to think I am very uncool. No worries, my friend! Once you wear these sunglasses and this leather jacket you will be cool! | 2016-09-27 11:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No worries, my friend! Once you wear these crocs and this cap with the sticker still on you will be cool! You and I have a very different definition of 'cool'.... | 2016-09-27 13:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| You and I have a very different definition of 'food'.... Well I do not want to starve to death in this deserted island. | 2016-09-27 14:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Well I do not want to starve to death in this desserted island. Sounds delicious, I'm sure you wouldn't starve! Might want to watch those calories though! | 2016-09-27 16:07:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Sounds bad, I'm sure you will starve! Might want to watch those ships though! You mean sack. I will not attend your funeral. | 2016-09-27 19:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You mean alcohol. I will not attend your birthday party. But...but...eh heh heh, butt...why? I'm TOOOOOOTALLY sober, promise--*snores* | 2016-09-27 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But...but...eh heh heh, butt...why? I'm TOOOOOOTALLY the new president, promise--*snores* Well at least you aren't a lying piece of garbage. | 2016-09-30 11:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Well at least you aren't bad at Portal 2 Coop. Hahahahahahahahahahaha....... oh wait, you were serious?! | 2016-09-30 13:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Hahahahahahahahahahaha....... oh wait, HahHAHahHAhahHAhahAHhahAHahHAHaAHhahAHa?! Well... I did my best to try to bring him back to reality, but... It's too late - He's insane and there's no way to cure him. The only humane thing to do would be to put him out of his misery. After that we can go to subway (http://subway.co.uk/), though. | 2016-09-30 14:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well... I did my best to try to bring him back to reality, but... I can not. - I'm insane and there's no way to cure both of us. The only humane thing to do would be to put my pets out of their miseries. After that we can go to my workplace (https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html), though. Let me call the professionals to take care of you. | 2016-09-30 22:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Let me call the police to take care of you. I'm pretty sure him taking your food isn't illegal if you invited him to a party and prepared the food to be eaten. | 2016-10-02 02:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm pretty sure him taking your life isn't illegal if you invited him to a party and prepared the food to be eaten. You are one of the worst dictators ever. | 2016-10-02 20:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You are one of the worst Nazis ever. You see, in public I praise them because I don't want to be killed, but I know that it makes literally no sense. | 2016-10-02 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You see, in public I bully them because I don't want to be liked, but I know that it makes a lot of sense. No, it doesn't! Here, drink this acid. | 2016-10-03 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, it doesn't! Here, drink some water. I told you, my body is fine without water. I've trained for this marathon for years, dude! | 2016-10-03 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I told you, my body is fine without oxygen. I've trained for ...urgh.... *gasps for air*.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh RIP in pieces. | 2016-10-03 16:05:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| My mind in pieces. Yeah, you forgot to mark the parts which you "fixed/added". | 2016-10-03 21:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yeah, you forgot to kill the people which you "fixed/removed". Listen, Sir Adolf, I honestly feel that your ideology makes no sense. I resign from my position. | 2016-10-04 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Listen, Sir Adolf, I honestly feel that your ideology makes a lot of sense. I will stay in my position forever! Oh no, why do you want to kill innocent people? | 2016-10-04 12:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh no, why do you want to kill innocent llamas? Because they're a disgrace to the world. They could have been so much better. | 2016-10-04 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because I'm a disgrace to the world. I could have been so much better. You're still young, don't lose hope. At least you're not a 30 year old who plays silly word games, on a forum for a videogame that he doesn't even play any more. | 2016-10-05 11:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| You're still young, don't lose hope. At least you're not a 2 year old who plays silly counting games, on a forum in Rome that definitely doesn't even exist any more. Did Roman children actually learn to count in the forum? I didn't know! | 2016-10-05 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Did African children actually learn to eat in the afterlife? I didn't know! Your dark humor is like Syrian children. They never get old. | 2016-10-06 16:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Your homemade chocolates are like charcoal. They never get sold. I happen to like the taste of charcoal. Linerider.... you have yourself a new customer! | 2016-10-06 19:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I happen to like the taste of defeat. Bernie.... you have yourself a new supporter! I cri evritim. (Not really) 8) | 2016-10-06 20:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I kill you. (Not really) 8) Achmed the Dead Terrorist would be angry at you. http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fa/fa0a7bf1178be547b57f20671f6046c66501a91871cff172e9 1f657960ec13fd.jpg | 2016-10-07 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Allah the Loved God would be proud at you. http://maniacmuslim.com/wp-content/uploads/islam-terrorist.jpg We're the fans of Bomberman game franchise, right? | 2016-10-08 11:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We're the fans of Legend of Zelda game franchise, right? Yeah, and there are no terrorists pointing guns at you in that game as far as I remember. | 2016-10-08 21:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, and there are no alistair26 levels in that game as far as I remember. Not every game is as blessed as LBP2 is. | 2016-10-13 13:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Not every game is as amazing as LBP2 is. Actually, IMO two games are better. Can you guess what they are? | 2016-10-13 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Actually, IMO one game is better. Can you guess what it is? Hannah Montana the Movie, has to be! | 2016-10-13 14:43:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Hannah Montana is stupid, has to be! I mean, you're right, but you probably shouldn't say that lest you offend anyone. | 2016-10-13 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I mean, you're right, but you probably should say that because you'll offend someone. I agree. Offending millenials is fun. | 2016-10-14 10:41:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I agree. Offending babies is fun. How would you even offend them? They hardly have any opinions. | 2016-10-14 13:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| How would you even cook them? They hardly have any bacon. Very original! Now take this ticking bomb as a reward. | 2016-10-15 19:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Very original! Now take this "You Tried" medal as a reward. ...thanks a lot, Nemo. *curls up in the fetal position and cries* | 2016-10-15 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Thanks a lot, Nemo! *highfive and a fist bump* Piece of cake! Those enemies have no chances against us. | 2016-10-19 03:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Piece of cake! Those enemies have no ovens to cook it in. I'm fine if the enemies can't celebrate the birthdays, but what other use will this have? | 2016-10-19 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm fine if the enemies can't celebrate the victories, but what other use will this sneaky mission have? We will strike when they think that we have been defeated and then we beat the final boss. | 2016-10-20 12:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We will celebrate when they think that we have been dead and the guard beat the old people to death. ...Why did I ever let you be in charge of Friday night antics? | 2016-10-20 14:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| ...Why did I ever let you be in charge of the massive legion? So we can save the innocent from the tyrants of underworld! Uurgh!! | 2016-10-20 21:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| So we can save the innocent from the tyrants of the election! Uurgh!! Sounds like a worthy cause. Sign me up, let's see how we can save the world. | 2016-10-21 00:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sounds like a worthy cause. Sign me up, let's see how we can destroy the world. Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. | 2016-10-21 09:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Nuke it from your house, it's the only way to be accurate. I'm sorry, but my house doesn't have any missile programs. It does have an exit, though. I suggest you start there. | 2016-10-21 10:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm sorry, but my house does have K-18 programs. It does not have doors, though. I suggest you come from the chimney. No thanks. I will send you hamburgers instead. And pizza. | 2016-10-21 14:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No thanks. I will eat your hamburgers instead. And pizza. Sure, I don't like burgers--wait, no, not the pizza! | 2016-10-21 16:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sure, I don't like pizza--wait, no, not the pizza! Too late. It's my pizza now. *flies away with the pizza* | 2016-10-24 11:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Too late. It's my gold now. *flies away with the pizza* You are quite possibly the most confused thief I've ever seen. Good thing I can just buy another pizza! | 2016-10-24 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You are quite possibly the worst pirate I've ever seen. Good thing I can just buy another Interceptor! Thank you, commodore, for getting us ready to make way! | 2016-10-25 10:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Thank you, Sir monacle, for getting us ready to blow the town to hell's way! M-my pleasure. Can you get your "friend" to stop staring at me now? | 2016-10-25 15:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| M-my pleasure. Can you get your "friend" to start throwing drugs at me now? Drugs are not the answer. Here, take this coke. | 2016-10-25 17:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this coke. You've never played a Legend of Zelda game, have you? | 2016-10-26 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You've played a Dark Souls game, have you? THE LEGEND NEVER DIES! GIT GUD! https://media.giphy.com/media/6g7zEbZf8Ytxe/giphy.gif | 2016-10-26 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| A PRO PLAYER NEVER DIES! GIT GUD! http://i.ytimg.com/vi/l3HMALfodb8/hqdefault.jpg I never asked for snarky commentary, Nemo. Let me play in peace! | 2016-10-26 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I've always hoped for snarky commentary, Nemo. Let me play in chaos! As you wish, lord L1N3R1D3R! Urrrgh!!!! Uuuurrh!!! | 2016-10-30 15:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
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