Archive: 1035 posts

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I reincarnate you and make you the first woman ever to witness my nightly adventures.

2016-10-21 00:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The pure sight of me on this forum fills you with such dread that you become so paranoid to the point of a heart attack.

2016-10-21 10:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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They say you could be anything. So you became a heart attack but you attacked Donald Trump which doesn't have a heart so you vanish from existence before you even existed.

2016-10-21 14:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a Grammar Nazi, and you die at the sight of Nemo calling a person "which" instead of "who". On second thought, Donald Trump isn't a person... 8)

2016-10-21 16:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are defusing a bomb which has 4 minutes left until it detonates. Too bad I set it to explode at 3:59. 8D

2016-10-24 11:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I make the Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes bomb as difficult as possible, and I put you into that room.

2016-10-24 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are in a crazy laboratory where the doctors turns you into a bomb, then L1N31D3R activates you and you explode.

2016-10-25 10:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I was the doctor. After realizing this shocking plot twist, you get over excited to the point of insanity, just before jumping into a furnace, which is so hot that it melts you and your very soul.

2016-10-25 16:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I give you 10 lollipops and you try to swallow them together.

2016-10-25 17:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I make you cut yourself once for every day you've been away from this forum.

2016-10-26 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You become blind and you are wandering around until you fall into someplace deep and hit the hard ground with a snap in your neck.

2016-10-26 11:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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On top of your blindness, I give you deafness. Then I put you on a railroad track with an incoming train.

2016-10-26 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Then a thug cut off your tongue and while you are blind, deaf and mute, you try to scream for help but people get annoyed from it so they eat you alive and sing Never Gonna Give You Up.

2016-10-30 16:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Your brain explodes trying to understand TenebrisNemo's logic. Why would the song they play matter if you're deaf?

2016-10-30 21:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Your brain explodes trying to understand L1N3R1D3R's logic. Why would any of this make sense?

2016-10-31 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You die as a side-effect of me trying to apply logic to a place like this.

2016-10-31 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are logic and you get brutally murdered whenever you are in a theater.

2016-10-31 23:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are logic and you get brutally murdered in the presence of my current rhetoric teacher or my sophomore English teacher.

2016-11-01 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are logic and when you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton at the same time, you explode and your explosion explodes and you vanish from existence into the realm of explosions.

2016-11-02 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are logic and you are destroyed by my mental capabilities!

2016-11-03 02:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are one of Hillary's/Trump's statements and you get destroyed by logic.

2016-11-05 15:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I end the trend, which happens to be you.

2016-11-05 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are honesty. You die when you touch Hillary Clinton.

2016-11-05 19:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an email service, and you die of fear when you see Hillary Clinton.

2016-11-06 00:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are Obama, and you die when you look at the new president.

2016-11-06 19:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I drown you in caramel. The most delicious way to die.

2016-11-06 20:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are in a submarine. Someone knocks the door and you open it.

2016-11-07 17:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are in a submarine. You notice that the air inside is stuffy, and you open the window like an idiot.

2016-11-07 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are in a submarine. You see some trash around so you decide to take them out.

2016-11-07 23:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are in a submarine. I stab you in the chest for no reason. :swoop:

2016-11-08 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a submarine. Once someone kills everyone inside, you crash into something underwater and die. :smallToggle:

2016-11-08 08:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a fish, and I crash into you with my submarine. :oddSock:

2016-11-08 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R, and while you are crashing that submarine to a fish, you find out it's a whale and it eats you. :swoop:

2016-11-11 19:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are TenebrisNemo, who was also in the submarine because I was giving him a tour of it.

2016-11-12 16:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R's throat, and I squeeze you to death when I realize the gravity of the situation.

2016-11-12 19:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the whale outside the submarine. The submarine can shoot poisonous gas if necessary.

2016-11-12 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a school of fish and you die when poison came from the submarine close to you.

2016-11-14 14:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a school, and you die during a terrible shooting.

2016-11-16 13:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R's activity, and you die when I am not around. :hero:

2016-11-21 18:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I take you to the top of Mount Everest. Too bad you have asthma.

2016-11-21 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I drop a bucket full of rocks on you. Too bad the rocks are in their liquid form.

2016-11-21 23:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Too bad the sentence order is inverted, because I take out a steak knife and stab your heart.

2016-11-22 01:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I shoot you with a water gun. Too bad it's Metal Gear Ray's water gun.

2016-11-22 11:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the streak that Nemo wants to keep alive.

2016-11-22 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are dying and Hillary will do her best to save you.

2016-11-23 12:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I take you to my mansion and rest you in a luxurious bed...that's concealing a guillotine.

2016-11-23 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're an Asian student and you got B+ from a test.

2016-11-25 21:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're racism near TenebrisNemo.

2016-11-27 18:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're a party but then L1N3R1D3R arrives. :bigToggle:

2016-11-27 20:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you over to a party, but TenebrisNemo bores you to death. 8D

2016-11-28 05:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're a good time but then L1N3R1D3R ambushes you. :arg:

2016-11-28 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You commit suicide because TenebrisNemo has made the world lose its creativity.

2016-11-29 01:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're L1N3R1D3R and then you see my posts. :hero:

2016-12-01 16:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I force you to take a test you haven't studied for. Worse yet, it's a rhetoric test.

2016-12-01 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You ate tacos and spicy nachos last night and you're in the toilet without toilet paper.

2016-12-03 12:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You ate Taco Bell...basically the same thing.

2016-12-03 17:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are flying on a plane which was designed by L1N3R1D3R and you jump down with a parachute which was given by gurren009.

2016-12-03 19:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The airplane was sent by TenebrisNemo's airport.

2016-12-04 19:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are in the hospital but Ali_star is the doctor.

2016-12-04 21:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ali_Star did a fine job, but unfortunately his assistant Sir monacle mixed up the pills.

2016-12-05 13:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Good thing that they got real professionals in there. Too bad that their equipment were designed by L1N3R1D3R. 8)

2016-12-05 20:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It was xtremesackboy's fault he decided to go to this messed up hospital in the first place...

2016-12-05 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You blame everyone but then they mercilessly start to kick you on the ground until you've been beaten to a pulp.

2016-12-06 14:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in your least favorite class at Harvard.

2016-12-07 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're peace between Japan and U.S.A but then it's 7.12.1941.

2016-12-09 00:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're peace between citizens and U.S.A. but then it's 9.11.2001.

2016-12-09 13:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're peace in LBPC but then its March 2011. 8D

2016-12-09 20:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're disorder in LBPC but then it's April 2014.

2016-12-09 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're productivity in me.

2016-12-11 15:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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And by "me", TenebrisNemo actually means me. :/

2016-12-11 21:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're my 19 year old self but then it's 12.12.2016.

2016-12-12 13:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're Nemo's privacy on the internet but then it's 12.12.2016. 8D

2016-12-13 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you into L1N3R1D3R's activity bar, which squeezes you to death over and over again when it reaches 100%. :bigToggle:

2016-12-13 21:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, TenebrisNemo's activity bar is more consistently near the top than mine... 8)

2016-12-14 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You have a rare disease which will kill you. You need 7 green gems to heal it but unfortunately L1N3R1D3R is the only donor. :arg:

2016-12-15 13:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the name "green orbs" but the TenebrisNemo strolls along.

2016-12-16 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R who needs to press the "cube" button to defuse a bomb but he presses the "orb" button instead and explodes immediately.

2016-12-16 11:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Nemo's mind right now. Never once were they called "cubes", right?

2016-12-16 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're an argument on a railway and there's a train coming. Too bad that you're invalid.

2016-12-17 19:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the concept of a bad pun but then TenebrisNemo walks by.

2016-12-17 21:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're 50 hours of my life but then I touch an addicting game.

2016-12-18 16:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I put you inside Prison Simulator. Have fun living a secluded life!

2016-12-20 21:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're a good game franchise but then the developers gets hit hard by greed.

2016-12-20 23:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a boring day, but then I show you a BrutalMoose video.

2016-12-21 17:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are my grandmother right now.

2016-12-21 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an innocent little forum game but then TenebrisNemo walks by. :/

2016-12-22 16:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are an innocent little player but then you get touched by the LoL community.

2016-12-23 00:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Even worse, the Minecraft community shows up afterward. :$

2016-12-24 16:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You make an amazing game franchise but then many people touches it and becomes a retarded community for some reason.

2016-12-25 15:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, why would that kill him? Shouldn't he be the franchise?

2016-12-27 00:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Trust me, it kills him. :hero:

2016-12-27 19:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are one of the children in that community. :$

2016-12-28 03:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a happy sled in a signature but then L1N3R1D3R kicks the crap out of you.

2016-12-29 05:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a happy lollipop in a signature but then TenebrisNemo licks the crap out of you.

2016-12-30 17:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the hero of Gun. Smoke but I am the controller.

2016-12-30 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an innocent, family-friendly party, but I am Cards Against Humanity and I walk in.

2016-12-31 21:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the year 2016. :hero:

2016-12-31 22:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are hope for America. 8D

2017-01-01 20:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the Indians until the white man came across the sea.

2017-01-02 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an original joke until TenebrisNemo copies you.

2017-01-04 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are originality in L1N3R1D3R but then he decides to sink to the unoriginal level as well.

2017-01-04 22:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are this thread, which is slowly dwindling down in creativity and malevolence.

2017-01-09 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are Laputa but then some megalomaniacs invades you.

2017-01-09 16:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the rules of plural nouns in relation to verbs, but then TenebrisNemo comes along.

2017-01-13 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R in a world where nobody speaks english.

2017-01-13 09:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am Google Translate in a world where nobody knows it exists.

2017-01-13 13:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are Google Translate in a world where there are better dictionaries. :hero:

2017-01-14 14:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Yahoo...or at least, you should be Yahoo. 8)

2017-01-15 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a host with a crappy connection.

2017-01-15 13:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Bing, but unfortunately Google existed first.

2017-01-19 03:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the first zombie in the first wave.

2017-01-19 10:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the creators of YouTube after yet another unnecessary site makeover.

2017-01-20 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a normal player fighting against a meta player.

2017-01-21 00:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are any other character fighting against a Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

2017-01-21 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a healthy lifestyle in a person until it's his/her birthday.

2017-01-22 13:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the chicken in Ultimate Chicken Horse, but you hit every trap just as you're about to finish the level.

2017-01-24 13:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a very good zombie match but then the server detects an error and ends the match.

2017-01-24 15:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an innocent theme park goer, but then the player of Rollercoaster Tycoon opens a broken rollercoaster.

2017-01-26 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a professional player watching a noob player playing your favorite game.

2017-01-26 20:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the parallel universes in Super Mario 64, but then pannenkoek2012 comes along.

2017-01-27 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a MTG match but then opponent starts the match with Haste creatures.

2017-01-27 19:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an MLG tournament but then the internet and their dank memes ruin your purity.

2017-01-29 05:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are an innocent child but then you find the internet.

2017-01-29 14:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an innocent internet but then perverted people find you.

2017-02-04 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a new player in Dark Souls but then a smurf invades you.

2017-02-04 16:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the Wicked Witch of the East, and turns out the Wizard of Oz wasn't fictional after all.

2017-02-07 23:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are an all powerful evil being in the world against few people who somehow learned a super move right in that very battle.

2017-02-08 09:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Sackboy being controlled by a noob in "Into the Heart of the Negativitron".

2017-02-11 17:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the Huns but then you invade China.

2017-02-12 22:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the Spanish in Cuba in 1898, but then the United States is the United States.

2017-02-15 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are Socrates, but then you start to question some certain dangerous people.

2017-02-15 18:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Aristotle, but then modern philosophers unintentionally pick apart your pieces to death.

2017-02-18 00:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a Christian in a room full of atheists.

2017-02-18 14:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an African American in the South in the late 1800's.

2017-02-22 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a zombie seeking brains in a room full of flat earthers.

2017-02-22 12:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a vampire seeking blood in a room full of Trump supporters.

2017-02-23 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are an Australian in North Pole.

2017-02-23 17:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a Mexican near the border in 2017.

2017-02-24 05:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are common sense in 2017.

2017-02-25 11:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a Neo-Nazi in 2017.

2017-02-28 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a Nazi in 1945.

2017-02-28 16:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I fly you to the moon and let you walk on it. Problem is, I forgot the space suits.

2017-03-04 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite to L1N3R1D3R's house. Too bad I forgot your sunglasses. 8D

2017-03-05 02:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to my house. Too bad I also invited TenebrisNemo. :hero:

2017-03-06 13:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to the white house. Too bad it's 2017.

2017-03-06 19:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to the white house. Too bad it's just TenebrisNemo's house painted white. 8)

2017-03-07 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to the white house. Too bad you're in another dimension where the white house has been built by L1N3R1D3R. :arg:

2017-03-07 13:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to the White House. Little does TenebrisNemo know, I want to study architecture so I can make cool, functional buildings, but I simply choose not to do anything about the White House. 8D

2017-03-08 04:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to L1N3R1D3R's birthday. Little do you know that L1N3R1D3R is a lunatic who decided to try human flesh that day. :bigToggle:

2017-03-09 11:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to my choir concert, but the lower level choirs break your ears.

2017-03-10 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite Obama to your birthday. Unfortunately I accidentally invited Osama from the grave and he blows up your house.

2017-03-11 00:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You invite Hillary Clinton to the White House. Unfortunately, the electoral college system is dumb.

2017-03-12 01:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite random americans to your house. But they turn out to be native american zombies and they rip you apart.

2017-03-12 11:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite random Americans to your house. But they turn out to be radical republicans.

2017-03-12 19:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite random americans to your house. But they turn out to be true patriots with guns and they shoot you up for no reason.

2017-03-13 10:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite random Americans to your house. But they turn out to be Sir monacle and I.

2017-03-14 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to my house. But it turns out to be a hardcore sauna and you burn to death.

2017-03-14 14:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You pick up a cool-looking rock that I wanted, so I hire the mafia to send you to your grave.

2017-03-15 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I give you a cool looking pet rock. Too bad it only eats human flesh and is a friggin' alpha.

2017-03-15 10:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite Lady Gaga to your party, but you're giving me a million reasons to let you go...over a cliff.

2017-03-15 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite a pet rock to your house. And his whole family. Upon your house. With a crash.

2017-03-15 16:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I calculate the mass of Jupiter to let you know just how many kilograms are about to hit your house.

2017-03-16 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I transform you into an airplane. Too bad that L1N3 is the pilot. 8)

2017-03-16 17:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I transform you into an airplane. Too bad that it's September 11th, 2001. (Too soon?)

2017-03-17 05:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tried thinking of a tame way to kill you, rather than my many vile ways, but as soon as I get a tame idea, you're already dead.

2017-03-17 07:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I transform you into a cat knight. You are given a grand quest to destroy a large red dragon. Too bad that you're not one of the main characters.

2017-03-17 11:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I transform you into a cat knight. Unfortunately another angry cat knight is drawn to you by a giant laser pointer.

2017-03-17 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We were playing Russian roulette, and I won.

2017-03-18 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are me after missing a single day of school. D:

2017-03-18 17:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R after not missing a single day of school... not even when the shootings happen.

2017-03-19 20:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are one of twelve students and a teacher in Columbine High School on April 20, 1999.

2017-03-19 21:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You become Sir louis XIV, on the date of: 3-FEB-1852. What I did on that day shall forever curse me.

2017-03-20 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are Private Ryan.

2017-03-20 17:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are L1N3R1D3R who probably hasn't watched Saving Private Ryan.

2017-03-21 16:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are TenebrisNemo after I get angry at him for assuming what great movies I've watched.

2017-03-21 17:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are Hitler. Too bad that Hitler killed you.

2017-03-21 19:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Trump. Too bad that Putin's influence killed you.

2017-03-22 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In this play, you play as the humble town drunk - L1N3R1D3R, okay, seeing as you're playing yourself, you won't have to wear a costume, okay? Wait, no! I said you didn't have to wear a costume! Put that hat back... Put it back! That's it, I give up. You're dead to me now.

2017-03-22 07:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are the LBP servers in Japan.

2017-03-22 11:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are any person after hearing BigJigglyPanda's laugh.

2017-03-22 17:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are any person after smelling LN13R1D3R's armpit. 8D

2017-03-22 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are TenebrisNemo after I rage at him for misspelling my straightforward name.

2017-03-23 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I lock you in a room with nothing but twenty television screens all flashing six-second vines until your brain rots, leaving nothing but a corpse and a pile of sludge that used to be your brain.

2017-03-23 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I give you Cid's tobacco. Put the crap is so powerful, your lungs immediately explode.

2017-03-23 11:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are TenebrisNemo after even more Grammar Nazis show up to take him for misspelling "but", an even easier word.

2017-03-23 17:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are me, but I am you, but if you are me and I am you, then I am truly me, but if I'm me and you are me then that means I am you, but if you are me and I am you, then that means I am me, but if I'm me and you are me, then I must really be you, but if you are me and I am you then that means I am me. Your head explodes, meaning that my head explodes, meaning that your head explodes, meaning tha-

2017-03-23 19:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You look like a chocobo when Red XIII is around.

2017-03-23 22:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Against your will, I force you into a mystical vending machine, and you die so that something else comes out.

2017-03-24 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Xxv xv xxi x xxi xix xx vi xii xv xvi xx xv xx viii v vi xii xv xv xviii - iv v i iv

2017-03-24 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are L1N3R1D3R who falls into black paint bucket and gets killed by warning shots of the police.

2017-03-24 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I scare you so hard that you begin to vomit out your heart. It's actually rather gross. Eww.

2017-03-24 19:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are Sir monacle on the very 1st day in sanitarium.

2017-03-24 20:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are germs in the very first second of sanitizer.

2017-03-24 21:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I delete your account, which is (for some reason) tied to your very existence, so by deleting it, I delete you.

2017-03-25 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I take you time traveling back to Ancient Greece. Then I leave you there.

2017-03-25 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I make you allergic to roman numerals, then you bump to Sir monacle.

2017-03-26 01:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Xxiii viii xxv xix viii xv xxi xii iv ix v xxii v xiv ii xv xx viii v xviii xxv xv xxi i xviii v xiv xv xx vii xv ix xiv vii xx xv iv v iii ix xvi viii v xviii xx viii ix xix

2017-03-26 07:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I give you a house which has been made in China.

2017-03-26 12:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I turn you into Donald Trump, and I place you in China. They hate when you mispronounce their country name.

2017-03-26 23:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I drop a cinderblock onto your head. Ouch.

2017-03-27 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are a black man in a police station. 8D

2017-03-27 12:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I drown you in a paragraph of words.

2017-03-27 17:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are L1N3R1D3R surrounded by an army of Sir monacles.

2017-03-27 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a pizza surrounded by an army of L1N3R1D3Rs.

2017-03-28 03:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are Michael Rosen surrounded by an army of YTPers. :arg:

2017-03-28 11:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Nemo surrounded by angry Michael Rosen YTPers who inform you that Michael himself is fine with the videos, he just worries that children will find them and believe he was behind them.

2017-03-29 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are my 5 minutes which has been wasted for hearing that over and over again.

2017-03-29 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the millions of fruit I have sliced in my time playing Fruit Ninja.

2017-03-30 00:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the snows of 2016.

2017-03-30 09:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a person from the Middle East trying to get into America.

2017-03-31 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a person from the Middle Earth trying to get into Mount Doom.

2017-03-31 12:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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This grammar is enough ta bust a cap up in mah playas, don't you agree?

2017-03-31 20:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You a person in the WTC towers on 9/11.

2017-03-31 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are all originality, even about offensive jokes, when Nemo steps into the room.

2017-04-01 05:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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S? olet Linjan Ajaja joka sammuu saunaan.

2017-04-01 23:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the sauna, which overheats when it's filled with my fantastic body. 8D

2017-04-02 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are everyone who heard what L1N3R1D3R just said.

2017-04-02 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Google Translate when Nemo and all of his clones aren't around. 8)

2017-04-03 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are yourself until you stepped into clone machine and turned into a clone of L1N3R1D3R. :bigToggle:

2017-04-03 10:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Mini Ladd's face after an offensive yet very fitting card combination in Cards Against Humanity.

2017-04-03 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I play Russian roulette with your dead corpse. I win again.

2017-04-03 17:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are Columbus who rose from the grave and saw America today.

2017-04-03 19:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Amerigo Vespucci who rose from the grave and saw the "New World" today.

2017-04-04 05:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are all the vikings who rose from the grave and saw how big America really was.

2017-04-04 09:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I amputate your arm in an attempt get the gold attached to you. Sadly I cut your leg off first, and you die of blood loss. You can't take away my medical licence!

2017-04-04 19:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are Sir monacle who slaps himself for thinking we were killing TenebrisNemo.

2017-04-04 20:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I beat you to death with your own leg.

2017-04-04 20:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I use you as a meat shield when L1N3R1D3R and Sir monacle tries to shoot me after I've banned them from LBPC. 8D

2017-04-04 20:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I shoot you in the face while you grab me. You can't use me as a shield if I'm trying to shoot you. That wouldn't work.

2017-04-04 20:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are the doctor who has to check what's wrong with Sir monacle. 8)

2017-04-04 20:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Like a celebrity, you die from a drug overdose. Oops.

2017-04-05 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You are my motivation ATM.

2017-04-05 10:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I threw you in the trash. If the smell doesn't kill you, the shredders at the trash site will.

2017-04-05 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I threw you into L1N3R1D3R's YTP. If the smell doesn't kill you, Michael Rosen will. 8D

2017-04-05 17:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I drop a dustbin on your head. If that doesn't kill you, this joke will.

2017-04-05 18:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I throw you into Demon Souls. If the monsters won't kill you, your teammates will.

2017-04-05 22:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am an original joke format, but then Nemo and Sir monacle show up.

2017-04-07 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I cut you and you have to go into the hospital. But you are in the Pokemon world and there is a tree on your way. You do not own pokemons so you bleed to death.

2017-04-07 16:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I put you in Mario Kart, and we go to Rainbow Road on 200cc with mushrooms only.

2017-04-08 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I drop you into the world of Dark Souls. Instead of thinking before doing anything, you rush into places thinking that you're fast ninja but in reality you're a fat tank and everyone stabs you to death.

2017-04-08 12:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you every single one of Adele's music videos back to back.

2017-04-09 03:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you L1N3R1D3R'S YTPs for 10 hours straight. 8)

2017-04-09 12:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you TenebrisNemo's signature for 10 minutes straight. 8D

2017-04-10 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I make you listen to Jar Jar Bink's songs for 1 hour straight.

2017-04-10 10:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I drag you up to the lair of Darth Vader, where you are subjected to the power of the Dark Side.

2017-04-10 13:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I force you to wear a shirt with "Jar Jar Binks is the best!" written on it in a hall full of nerds.

2017-04-10 18:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://68.media.tumblr.com/7c88abf639dd028ebbd9469be06ebb11/tumblr_nqpoiavTt91uo5rtao2_1280.gif I repeatedly bash your head onto the ground.

2017-04-10 20:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I put you in a Mega Man costume and send you to the final boss with no upgrades.

2017-04-11 04:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I put you in a Sir monacle costume and when you wake up in one you immediately commit suicide with a wooden stick.

2017-04-11 11:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Plank says you must go. I agree with plank. He is my friend, and you are TenebrisNemo, plank says you do terrible things. Plank has done what he must to stop you.

2017-04-11 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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