Archive: 1191 posts

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Fortunately they mistake me for you. Have fun in prison.

2017-04-12 13:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, they are not dumb and they immediately release L1N3R1D3R and start to chase you again.

2017-04-12 22:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, they decide that the money wasn't worth it, and decide not to chase me.

2017-04-13 06:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, there are some bounty hunters who will catch you dead or alive.

2017-04-13 21:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I change the subject again.

2017-04-14 05:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, the bounty hunters do not care.

2017-04-14 11:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, Nemo is one of the bounty hunters, and he always acts with justice.

2017-04-14 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, other bounty hunters are far more experienced and corrupted.

2017-04-14 17:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I saw a wizard, and he gave this cat!

2017-04-14 18:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, it's a savage puma and it mauls you and your plushies.

2017-04-14 20:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I managed to survive the attack!

2017-04-14 20:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you lost your arms and your legs.

2017-04-15 00:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, Nemo is a man of many talents, as he is also a paramedic.

2017-04-15 02:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, when he arrives, he tries to restart my heart. Doesn't quite work however, as I'm missing my limbs! I'm dead now, isn't that just peachy?

2017-04-15 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I am an expert of unholy rituals and I summon you back from hell by sacrificing a Sir monacle lamb.

2017-04-15 13:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I loved that lamb. How dare you kill him? You're a monster!

2017-04-15 13:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I bring the lamb back to life by sacrificing my wooden arm.

2017-04-15 14:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, it goes wrong. Now you've lost an arm and my lamb.

2017-04-15 14:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I buy you a new lamb.

2017-04-15 14:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, It's not the same! I want my old one back! *Begins to throw a tantrum*.

2017-04-15 14:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, you can see him/her in the afterlife! Wohoo!

2017-04-15 22:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, that means you have to kill the person you've just revived.

2017-04-16 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, life isn't worth living without that lamb.

2017-04-16 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you didn't know that space travel just became a thing as you died.

2017-04-17 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I am in a better place. TenebrisNemo had the decency to burry me with my lamb, so I died a happy man.

2017-04-17 20:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, my hellish actions made you to fall into the deepest pit of hell.

2017-04-19 00:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, there is no heaven or hell. I just get sent back. Life is meaningless.

2017-04-19 09:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, life is a gift for everyone who born.

2017-04-19 11:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo has shown some Sir monacle rule-breaking traits in him.

2017-04-19 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, this is how it works now.

2017-04-19 18:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I learn from mistakes and be more careful next time. I read Sir monacle's last word of the post and I somehow decided it was an unfortunate event.

2017-04-19 20:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, your "mistake" has changed this forum game in many ways.

2017-04-19 20:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you are the true mistake of every forum game.

2017-04-20 00:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, that may be the truth.

2017-04-20 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, that can be fixed if you seek help from literally anyone else on the Earth.

2017-04-21 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I don't need help.

2017-04-21 13:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I give you some hope in this world...via donuts.

2017-04-22 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately I choked on the donuts. I'm never touching one of those again!

2017-04-22 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, they'll never touch Sir monacles again neither. 8)

2017-04-22 13:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, Neither I touch monacle sir they will.

2017-04-22 16:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I am the one beacon of light in the world of grammar. Rhetoric, on the other hand...

2017-04-24 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, your head gets so big it explodes.

2017-04-24 05:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, all the African children ate the head pieces. :hero:

2017-04-24 13:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, their head gets so big they explode. Y'see, I slipped some chemicals into L1N3R1D3R's mouth that would make his head explode. Digesting his chemical-filled head wouldn't be advisable.

2017-04-24 15:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, they do not have to deal with hunger anymore and they have their peace.

2017-04-25 12:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I had to die to solve the problem.

2017-04-25 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, That's a good thing. you're in a better place now.

2017-04-25 20:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, L1N3R1D3R is in hell.

2017-04-26 01:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I am only visiting it, like Dante.

2017-04-26 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, once you go black, you never come back. 8D

2017-04-26 08:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately 'it' was a misidentified shade of dark blue.

2017-04-26 13:10:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Unfortunately, everything fades to black an there is no turning back.

2017-04-26 13:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, racism no longer exists.

2017-04-26 17:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, that is because we killed everyone who was different.

2017-04-26 21:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, everyone who is "different" narrows down to every other person except us.

2017-04-27 05:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, rainbowmen.

2017-04-27 06:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, don't rainbowmen nullify the darkness of Hell? (Btw I don't think Nemo's read the Inferno...)

2017-04-27 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo doesn't even know what a "book" is.

2017-04-27 20:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, that is your own speculation.

2017-04-28 11:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, that's probably right based on where you live. 8)

2017-04-28 16:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you don't need to read a book when you have the magic of Television!

2017-04-28 20:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, television is a tool of propaganda.

2017-04-29 00:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, it has great cartoons, like Teletubibes (http://en.teletubbies.com/)!

2017-04-29 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, people find them scary for some reason.

2017-04-29 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, that's what they want.

2017-04-29 20:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, that's a lie.

2017-04-29 23:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, they aren't relevant anymore, so it doesn't matter that they're scary.

2017-04-30 04:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they heard that, and they're looking for you.

2017-04-30 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, what could they possibly do if they find me?

2017-04-30 20:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they will suck your soul with their blue vacuum.

2017-04-30 21:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, that would just clean you.

2017-05-01 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, it would also infect me with Teletubby DNA.

2017-05-01 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, it's not so bad.

2017-05-01 13:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, it's quite bad tbh.

2017-05-01 21:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I get the story moving by getting surgery to remove the new DNA.

2017-05-02 04:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, it creates some kind of monster.

2017-05-02 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, we have monster hunters!

2017-05-02 13:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, they're really bad at their job.

2017-05-02 15:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, that monster is bad in its job as well. :hero:

2017-05-02 23:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, it infects a person and makes them a more potent monster.

2017-05-03 05:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, they're friendly monsters.

2017-05-03 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, they are friendly only to your corpse.

2017-05-03 06:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I don't need their friendship! I have my ship to use.

2017-05-03 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, it's a toy ship which won't save you from them.

2017-05-03 06:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, it's still pretty entertaining to look at.

2017-05-03 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, the monsters won't let you look at it for long.

2017-05-03 06:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I have the television set to look at.

2017-05-03 18:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, the television set is old and doesn't register the radio signals in the air.

2017-05-04 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, it has Teletubbies on right now!

2017-05-04 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, the teletubbies are a creepy fan creepypasta version.

2017-05-04 10:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you can always switch channels.

2017-05-05 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I lost the television remote, and this Television set doesn't have those knobs/buttons you can use.

2017-05-05 20:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, we're in 2017. Surely you can just go on the computer instead.

2017-05-06 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, this Television set is from 2008. It's not compatible with your phone or tablet.

2017-05-06 05:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, you can always destroy it.

2017-05-06 21:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, my insurance doesn't cover this Television set. Mostly because it doesn't exist. So if I destroy this television set, then there will be more of a loss than a gain.

2017-05-07 19:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, once you've hit the rock's bottom, there is nothing to lose.

2017-05-07 20:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, you can lose your life.

2017-05-08 00:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, death is just a feeling.

2017-05-08 02:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, death can be a very painful feeling.

2017-05-08 05:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, when you die, you're sent to the planet of Sir monacle plushies.

2017-05-08 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, those dang devils suffocate you to death again and again.

2017-05-08 16:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately I can control them! They won't kill anything that looks like them. I think...

2017-05-09 05:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you have lost control.

2017-05-09 13:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you can get it back through some action in LBPCentral RPG.

2017-05-10 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, We are in a different forum game.

2017-05-10 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, we can always easily play different forum games.

2017-05-10 12:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I kinda want people to stay here, because this was rebooted not that long ago.

2017-05-10 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I have been doing the fortunates for a very long time.

2017-05-10 18:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you don't get to experience the (slight) variety in this thread, which would entertain you more.

2017-05-11 00:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, it also means I'm the most positive one here.

2017-05-11 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo is going to end this streak eventually.

2017-05-11 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, it hasn't happened yet.

2017-05-12 14:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, I'm about to leave for a big trip, so I likely won't play these again until Monday morning.

2017-05-12 15:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm back.

2017-05-12 21:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I'm back.

2017-05-16 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Sir monacle is not here right now. Please leave a message after the- *BEEP*

2017-05-16 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, are we ever back in the time where we lived?

2017-05-16 11:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, that sentence made no sense to me.

2017-05-16 14:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, that is because you have a soft head.

2017-05-16 19:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, the soft head helps him not absorb any of the other nonsense we spit at him.

2017-05-17 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, my time has come... I am now the one doing the unfortunates. Wish me luck...

2017-05-19 06:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I can be the grossly incandescent!

2017-05-20 00:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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unfortunately, the word 'the' was not needed in that sentence.

2017-05-20 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, it was a reference to a certain jolly person.

2017-05-20 14:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I have now changed locations.

2017-05-20 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I can visit you now. :hero:

2017-05-20 19:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I'm in a different universe from everyone who reads it.

2017-05-21 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I visit different universes each day.

2017-05-21 22:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, what I said still applies.

2017-05-21 23:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, pizza is everywhere.

2017-05-22 15:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, you're lactose intolerant.

2017-05-23 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I asked for it to have no cheese! I'm not eating that gross pizza, though. It has pineapple on it. Gross...

2017-05-23 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, I have no comment, because you already stated what's unfortunate about the pizza.

2017-05-23 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, pineapple can be removed.

2017-05-24 02:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, it's then immediately forced into your mouth.

2017-05-24 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, there's another pizza which I conveniently found in this dumpster. Let's eat!

2017-05-24 20:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you still can't follow the rules of the forum game.

2017-05-25 03:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, this isn't easy! I'd like to see you try to do what I'm doing!

2017-05-25 05:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, I would if someone were here to let me post a fortunate post.

2017-05-26 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I am here to save the day.

2017-05-26 21:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, Sir monacle is not, which ruined it all!

2017-05-27 02:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm here now. I can help you eat that pizza-thing. I'm good at eating, alongside breathing.

2017-05-27 05:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, now TenebrisNemo is gone again. Goddammit!

2017-05-28 15:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm the only person you need. Forget your troubles and indulge in the forum games.

2017-05-29 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, I can't indulge in the forum games until I can finally post a fortunate event here.

2017-05-29 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you are already indulging. I recommend you indulge some more. (I'm not the only one who thinks this sounds a tad off, right?)

2017-05-29 20:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, I can only indulge if there is high-calorie food nearby. Where's a deep-dish pizza or a tub of ice cream?

2017-05-29 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you live in America, that stuff should be all around you. Indulge faster, indulger harde- Okay, this has to stop.

2017-05-30 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, Daft Punk does not approve of my indulgences.

2017-05-31 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, we don't need daft punk, we have daft punk-like emo kids!

2017-05-31 06:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, those emo kids decided to start Kidz Bop.

2017-06-01 23:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I have no clue what that is, and I don't care to research it either. I lied. My curiosity got the better of me... I'm disappointed. It's just a lame album that I will never listen to.

2017-06-02 05:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, the height of your post tipped me off as to there being more text.

2017-06-02 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, there is more text, you frizzlefunglanger. There once was a man named Edward, Edward used to play cars. One day, he died. The end. Now go to bed.

2017-06-03 05:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, where the hell is Nemo?

2017-06-03 20:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, we don't need him. We have everything we have right here. Besides, being positive has really corrected my karma. People have started to forgive me for killing all those nuns! Actually, where is Teenbriskedthenemo?

2017-06-05 05:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, people still don't have time to play LBPCentral RPG.

2017-06-05 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm bored and curious. What happens now?

2017-06-05 15:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately we don't know for sure.

2017-06-06 02:59:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Fortunately, my grades that I've been worrying about will be okay. (I can finally say a fortunate event! )

2017-06-06 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you still end up in McDonalds.

2017-06-08 23:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I order anything that's not a meal, which McDonald's does surprisingly well.

2017-06-09 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, every time you order something that is not a meal, you fail a test.

2017-06-09 21:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, my school year's over, so your evil plot has failed!

2017-06-10 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you will still fail in the next tests, no matter if they are in school or on the road. :hero:

2017-06-10 13:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, my Switch arrived today, so I'm feeling pretty good!

2017-06-10 20:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you get bored in few days because it isn't as good as you excepted. I hope you won't, tho.

2017-06-11 00:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you're just jealous that you don't have one of these.

2017-06-11 04:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I stole the Switch from you when you were not looking. :hero:

2017-06-11 14:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, the authorities do their job correctly.

2017-06-11 19:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I left the country before they could do anything. 8)

2017-06-13 07:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you're given a Switch for free, so you let me have mine back.

2017-06-13 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the buttons are worn off after I've played with it.

2017-06-17 01:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you're still under warranty, so you can get controller replacements for free.

2017-06-17 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, it takes weeks until you get the replacements.

2017-06-17 18:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, that's better than having to pay eighty dollars for two new controllers, right? Surely you have other things to do while you're waiting.

2017-06-18 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, those other things are forum games, and when I try to play "If this is the answer, what is the question", I get this message: You don't have permission to access /forums/newreply.php on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

2017-06-19 12:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, that's only one out of nineteen active forum games. You still have lots to choose from! (And yeah, I had that issue with "Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!". That's why you haven't seen it since April.)

2017-06-21 17:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, we are capable of breaking forum games.

2017-07-03 18:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, we can always make our own forum just to play forum games on. 8)

2017-07-03 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I am too busy to play forum games these days.

2017-07-08 19:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I think I can make the other people post on more forum games.

2017-07-09 02:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they stop playing when they lose.

2017-07-09 16:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, since when do you lose in the forum games? Besides LBPCentral RPG, but that takes a while...

2017-07-10 19:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you will see it once you truly lose.

2017-07-11 11:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, no rules in any forum games besides LBPCentral RPG specify a lose condition. So unless you're Sir monacle, you can't lose any other forum game.

2017-07-11 21:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, everyone lost at "let's kill xtremesackboy" game.

2017-07-12 15:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you're remembering it incorrectly. Only xtremesackboy loses that game. 8) (Also, he's not active, and neither is the game after the forum's internal error.)

2017-07-13 18:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, everyone loses in life.

2017-07-15 22:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you can do whatever you can dream of.

2017-07-16 03:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, my dreams were murdered when I was a child.

2017-07-16 11:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you weren't murdered, so you can still have new dreams!

2017-07-16 20:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I do not dream anymore. Or I simply never remember them.

2017-07-17 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I have dreamed for you.

2017-07-17 23:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they were most likely nightmares. :hero: . . .

2017-07-17 23:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I take you to the therapist to help you not feel hopeless anymore.

2017-07-18 02:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I am trapped in the never ending wheel of... unfortunate events!

2017-07-19 08:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I've been there before, and I can assure you it will end eventually. Just wait for Sir monacle to not be lazy...

2017-07-19 20:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I'm back.

2017-07-26 18:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I got here before TenebrisNemo could. 8)

2017-07-28 00:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo has another chance.

2017-07-28 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I don't care. :hero:

2017-07-28 17:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, neither do I. As far as I'm concerned I'll be stuck with the unfortunates for the rest of my life.

2017-07-29 05:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I came here to save the day! :swoop:

2017-07-29 14:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, it didn't really help the situation I'm in any way.

2017-07-30 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, it shouldn't take long 'till L1N3R1D3R shows up. :oddSock:

2017-07-30 19:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, you could be wrong. we need to Just wait for Sir monacle L1N3R1D3R to not be lazy...

2017-07-31 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, you can always choose not to visit the wheel of unfortunate events and play other games. :bigToggle:

2017-07-31 15:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I had to witness Nemo abusing Monacle for those delicious "Fortunately" posts.

2017-07-31 17:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the tables have turned! :hero:

2017-07-31 20:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, Nemo can arrive at any second to stop your streak if you're not careful.

2017-08-01 02:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, TenebrisNemo isn't here right now.

2017-08-01 10:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, the rule-breaking meme lord is.

2017-08-01 16:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, there are people who honor the rules.

2017-08-01 20:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, only us two are posting in LBP Hangman and LBPCentral RPG, which kinda ruins the whole point of those games.

2017-08-02 17:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, we can always play other forum games where other people are.

2017-08-04 19:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, there are no other forum games containing other people. This place is a real sausage fest...

2017-08-04 20:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, Sir monacle doesn't yet know what a sausage fest really means.

2017-08-05 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I do, and they are the wurst.

2017-08-05 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I have one pardon left, and I used it on your terrible pun. 8D

2017-08-05 21:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, that means you're never going to forgive someone again.

2017-08-06 05:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I am now agreeable to everyone, so nobody will ever do something that I would have to forgive.

2017-08-06 18:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I burnt your house down, made all of your insurance companies go bankrupt, desecrated in your garden, destroyed your beloved rock collection and made a hurricane completely destroy the state you currently live in.

2017-08-07 15:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, you didn't do anything about my bank, and I was on vacation.

2017-08-07 17:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I did. Sw-oops! :swoop:

2017-08-15 09:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, that "something" was simply destroying one of the buildings itself, not the actual internal server.

2017-08-15 18:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, someone got peanut butter all over the internal servers.

2017-08-17 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, upon hearing the previous news, I switched banks before that happened.

2017-08-17 17:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the bank you swapped with was successfully robbed after you switched - all that money is gone now, and the bank has closed.

2017-08-19 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, we are now in a utopian society, so money is meaningless.

2017-08-19 23:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, without money everything boils down to chaos. Without a universal trade scheme that includes something everybody wants that can be used to get other things, people will now only trade 1-way to get what they want. If a person trades some food for an axe, and the person with the food doesn't want the axe, it will lead to one of the trader's death. Whether it will be starvation, or murder - one of them will die. So, what's the point in trading, then? Just kill and steal to get what you want, right? Thanks for turning the world into the apocalypse, L1N3R1D3R.

2017-08-20 05:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, this is all just a LittleBigPlanet level, so we can exit at any time.

2017-08-21 17:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, your mind has rotted so much that you think you're still playing littlebigplanet.

2017-08-22 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I can fix any situation however I want as long as I still have the "Fortunately" posts.

2017-08-22 17:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I will always break what you fix as long as I still have the "Unfortunately" posts.

2017-08-22 20:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, the game never ends, so there will never be total breakage.

2017-08-24 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, seeing as we're the only ones here, if I decide to stop posting, you'll be stuck with the last fortunate.

2017-08-24 11:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, wouldn't that mean the game ends in a good way?

2017-08-24 18:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I haven't abandoned you yet.

2017-08-30 12:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, the tables have turned... Fortune finally smiles upon sir monacle!

2017-08-31 18:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, some sir monacles in different timelines do not receive miss Fortune's favor.

2017-08-31 22:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I still ended up with a fortunate post after that incident!

2017-09-01 01:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately - easy come, easy go.

2017-09-01 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, will you let me go?

2017-09-03 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, yes.

2017-09-03 06:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I can now achieve my biggest dreams!

2017-09-03 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, my luck will just worsen, and as you achieve your dreams, mine will be crushed into tiny pieces, and then those tiny pieces will be crushed into even tinier pieces. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA

2017-09-04 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, I don't care about you anymore. :hero:

2017-09-04 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, That means you cared about me beforehand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk R.I.P sir monacle: Oct 2015 - Still alive

2017-09-06 06:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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