Archive: 1428 posts

---

Exactly. Chocolate is the weapon which we need against angry women. Still human, are you?

2016-09-03 09:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Of course I am. We have not yet experienced a single organism change its species, so that would make sense. Kirby?

2016-09-03 15:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, that is a gumball. And I am not referring to that cat who has issues. Donkey?

2016-09-03 18:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha! 4 real bro?

2016-09-04 21:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yep, the princess is in another castle. Browser really likes to confuse us. Whose footprints are these?

2016-09-05 10:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Can you not tell by the patterns in the footprints? It's clearly someone with high heels, given that there are smaller circles following behind the larger prints. Why am I sticky?

2016-09-05 19:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

You fell into the slime pool last night. You drank 29 vodkas and started to act like a politician. The rest of the night shall not be mentioned ever again. Why are you black?

2016-09-06 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Because I was born of African descent. I'd prefer that you would be more sensitive to my race. You're kiddin' me, right?

2016-09-08 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

If that's what you call a babysitter doing then yes. you are a kid, after all. And I do not sit on babies. Magic?

2016-09-08 09:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It may appear that these tricks are done with magic, but I assure you these are all physically possible. Lol sup bro????

2016-09-09 02:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I know you're excited to see me again, but I was gone only for 1 day. Impossibru!?

2016-09-09 09:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Actually, this problem is readily solvable if you know the process behind related rates problems. That's a ball?

2016-09-10 01:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

As if you didn't see before. Left or right?

2016-09-10 02:04:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

Since we are heading to the American Diner which is right next to my house, we are going right. Go for it or nah?

2016-09-10 12:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

According to my quick research, this is the lowest price I've seen for this phone, so do take advantage. You real, man?

2016-09-10 18:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Since I can think, touch, smell and simply be here, answering your question then yes, I am real. You real man?

2016-09-10 18:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yes, I am serious when I say that your grades are not good enough to advance to your senior year. Copycats?!

2016-09-11 18:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

They're normal cats. Just because they say "meow" all the time doesn't mean that they're copying each other. The door?

2016-09-11 20:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yes, you must go through the door. We must take the test in here, the hallway is too noisy. The hell is that?

2016-09-13 03:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

It's Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, dressed as Sandy Claws. The real Santa Claus is somewhere else. Oogie Boogie?

2016-09-13 10:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, this dance is what we call the Hokey Pokey. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about... GRSmash?

2016-09-13 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

It's an account which can be found from YouTube, Reddit & Twitter at least. FTW?

2016-09-13 16:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That is correct, sir. We must go for broke if we want to succeed in this mission. Don't let down! Quesadillas?

2016-09-14 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Nope, we only have tortillas. You can choose any ingredients which you want to use. Digimon?

2016-09-14 09:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I know you grew up with Digimon, but Pokemon is much more popular, and Pikachu is from Pokemon. You...you sure 'bout that? 8D

2016-09-14 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yea. Look how trusty he is! I say that we should check out that fine treasure. Trusty Patches?

2016-09-14 19:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, I don't think I can trust the patches anymore after they nerfed King Dedede and ignored Jigglypuff. Are you ready to party?

2016-09-15 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Nah, mate. My legs are broken because I fall into a pit full of stones. Kamehameha!?

2016-09-15 09:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Please stop referencing Dragon Ball Z, TenebrisNemo. Not everyone watched it as a child. Boo?

2016-09-16 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Nobody with a smart mind watches that horrible Honey Boo-Boo's child show. Rick Harrison?

2016-09-16 16:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Indeed, my full name is Rick Harrison, and you are within the realms of my pawn shop. What do you mean?

2016-09-16 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I mean that once we step through this dark portal, there is no coming back. The game will start the final chapter. Treasonous?

2016-09-17 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do not believe my actions should be considered as treason. I was being mistreated in that building. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

2016-09-17 20:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

L1N3R1D3R, we just started our journey. We will reach our destination someday, but not in a long while. Thorin Oakenshield?

2016-09-17 20:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I am surprised with your ability to spell his name correctly given your apparent dumbness. Mama? Mama Luigi?

2016-09-18 19:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Get a grip. The Mario brothers aren't real. Now go back into your room to play or something. TMNT?

2016-09-18 22:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I know you want to watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but they aren't releasing a new episode today. Butter?

2016-09-19 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Nope, we're out of butter. I'll add it to the shopping list. Or what?

2016-09-19 15:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

The correct name of the Miles song is 'So What'. Three?

2016-09-21 00:10:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

Yes, little Nathan. One cookie plus two cookies makes three cookies. You may now eat those three cookies. Calculus?

2016-09-21 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

The Calculus book is in my bag. I knew you would need it. You are the smartest of us. My nuclear bomb?

2016-09-21 11:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, nuclear power is entirely unnecessary for a destruction of such a minuscule size. Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it?

2016-09-21 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yes. We need to blow this cave up and find all the golds. No food?

2016-09-21 14:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I apologize that we are running out of food. I will be shopping at the grocery store later today! Really? :/

2016-09-22 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yea. We do not have money to pay the bills so there is no more internet. Dead?

2016-09-22 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

*doesn't respond because he is dead* Money?

2016-09-22 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

*doesn't respond because he is money* Mamma mia copy pasterino!?

2016-09-23 00:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yes, as I've said many times, you are copying every sentence structure I make because you are clearly jealous of me. Plums?

2016-09-23 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

You can hit them with your fist and use them as boat, Rayman. Why let Namine go?

2016-09-23 15:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I sincerely apologize for my lack of Kingdom Hearts knowledge. I would inform you were I aware. Ducks?

2016-09-24 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

They're your main objective in this game. That's why it's called "Duck Hunt". Rayman to the rescue?

2016-09-24 13:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

https://youtu.be/6lRw103wbHo Can we go now, please please pleeeeeeease???

2016-09-24 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Jimmy! The countdown just started! Now sit tight and watch as we go to space! Sorcery?

2016-09-25 00:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do not know why you are surprised by this. You have been attending Hogwarts for months now. Can you find me?

2016-09-25 20:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yea, my thermal camera finds everything with heat, you know. What's going on?

2016-09-26 11:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Did you not hear everyone in this room say "Surprise!" a few seconds ago? We're throwing you a surprise party! Sticks?

2016-09-27 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Neither stones. Are you hungry?

2016-09-30 01:39:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

Well, after being 2 weeks in a deserted island, I would say that a hot meal wouldn't hurt my stomach. Divine ember?

2016-09-30 22:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You must have a strange religion if you believe that something like ember is the divinity. Sunglasses=cool, rite?

2016-10-02 02:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Sunglasses may make you look cool, but you can only be cool if you act cool with a cool mind. Nanomachines?

2016-10-02 20:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Actually, yes. We plan to make nanomedicines through use of nanomachines so we may more directly target cells. Fireballs?

2016-10-02 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

After many centuries, Dracula's one of the many main attacks is, still, fireballs. Why won't you die!?

2016-10-03 11:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You still possess your weapon from the first level, and I am the final boss. I won't die soon from that. You mad?

2016-10-03 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I never declared my aggression against you or this match. I simply tried to use some cool moves against you. Old Big Hat Logan?

2016-10-03 21:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

He may or may not be of advanced age, but that is not a vital part of his character. Really, Nemo? D:

2016-10-04 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I'm just kidding. You know I wouldn't do that to you. We're friends... right? Zack Fair?

2016-10-04 12:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I'm sorry, but he has deceased. I'm sure Cloud will continue his cause for him. Boots?

2016-10-06 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

You need boots to protect your feet while wandering around the world, young hero. Sephirooth!?

2016-10-06 17:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It's "Sephiroth", thank you, and I'll try to help you along your journey. Who the hell?

2016-10-07 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Excellent speech my friend! Gift of the silver tongue. They say it's the mark of a good officer... and of a liar! Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth! Ocelot, have you sold us out?

2016-10-08 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do not believe ocelots are capable of speaking. But if they were, then you shouldn't trust them. Meow?

2016-10-08 21:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No barking allowed. Moo?

2016-10-13 02:57:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

That's right, I'm milking you. No need to cry, it's not an udder disaster. Terminator?

2016-10-13 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yep, if you want to survive then do not let it hear you. It's here to kill you! Doc? Doc, you there?

2016-10-15 18:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

And I thought you were annoying when you said "What's up, doc?" all the time... eSports?

2016-10-15 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I am not into it, bro. I wanna watch movies for the whole vacation. Why you kicking my wall?

2016-10-19 03:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You are making a very loud racket in your room, and I can't yell enough for you to hear me, so I have to do this. I am Superman?

2016-10-19 13:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Just because you have the Superman shirt does not make you a Superman, Bruce. U wot P8?

2016-10-20 12:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That's not even how you spell that sentence, but if you were interested, I was merely solving multidimensional equations. Meth?

2016-10-21 00:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

This is what happens when you take meth for more than once. You black or sumething?

2016-10-21 13:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yeah, do you have a problem with that? I, for one, prefer that everyone move toward racial tolerance. SeaNanners?

2016-10-21 16:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have not seen the Nanner Man and I don't think I have time to. https://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5238945+_1855278dea2fd8f2789b7d9cdb0d997a.png

2016-10-24 11:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You have already asked me that question, sir. You should check with your doctor about your tiny attention span. LeafyIsHere?

2016-10-24 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

That's a weird name to give for you son, mister. Especially when someone is using it in YouTube. Bruhh?

2016-10-25 10:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yes, that is precisely what is in that wardrobe. I'm bored. Can I touch the what's-a-matter-eraser-thingy-ma-jig?

2016-10-25 15:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

---

No, young Hufflepuff. You will get the wand once you can control your urges. You-know-who?

2016-10-25 17:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, in fact I do not know the person to whom you are referring. I would appreciate a lecture about "Harry Potter". Maybe?

2016-10-26 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I will make it or maybe not. However, if I do not make it back then follow the code. Savvy?

2016-10-26 11:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, Nemo, pajamas are not savvy. Wear actual quirky clothes, then we can go to the party. Jews?

2016-10-26 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have not seen any Jews around here since this is a deserted island, mate. Rum?

2016-10-30 16:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I'm terribly sorry, Captain Nemo, but I have never owned rum in my life. Ask Sir monacle, I'm sure he has some. Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?

2016-10-30 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

For the last time, I am not Mr. Krabs, Parker! I wan't pictures of Spiderman! I do not want to feel Spiderman! Where's your jaw?

2016-10-31 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

*in mumbled voice* I had a skiing accident, and I'm being taken to the hospital. Leave me be... DA SUPA FITING ROBOT???

2016-10-31 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Or simply put: Terminator which can use machine guns, shotguns, bazookas and stuff. We should mass produce them! What do you mean it's a bad idea?

2016-10-31 23:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Do you not realize that your ideology is completely ridiculous? There's no reason for the Jews to be worse than worthless. YUNO KNOW MEGAMAN?

2016-11-01 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I haven't had the chance/time to play Megamen. But if it makes you feel better, I know what Megaman is and some of his background. Sora?

2016-11-02 11:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do not understand your extreme obsession with Kingdom Hearts. Please branch out to other games! Chill Penguin?

2016-11-03 02:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Batman already done it. What's that surprise for me, Robin?

2016-11-04 02:58:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

I am here to inform you that I will no longer be your sidekick. You have made too many jokes, and I can't handle it. Ryan Stiles?

2016-11-04 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have no idea what you are talking about, boy. We only google things and pretend that we're genius. What is a man?

2016-11-05 19:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

A man is the male gender of the species Homo sapiens, which is characterized by opposable thumbs and the abilities to speak and walk on their hind legs. Girlfriends?

2016-11-05 23:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yes, my dear friend. What you hear now are the suffering voices of all the heroes who have crossed this land before you. Their ended their quest tragically, but their thirst for a girlfriend is still alive and it breathes through these ancient rocks. Their pride now rides with you! Nanomachines?

2016-11-06 18:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/699/678/ca8.jpg Castlevania?

2016-11-06 20:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

http://www.gamelifebalanceus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/condescending_richter.jpg The memes?

2016-11-07 17:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do apologize, sir, but our systems are so primitive that they can not process images. Is mommy a whale?

2016-11-07 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Look, son, your mom is not a whale. She is just very, very, very fat bottomed abomination and I am amazed that a creature like you crawled out from it alive. Mom?

2016-11-07 23:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, dad. She's mom, and I'm dad. Mom, dad. Babies?

2016-11-08 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Sir, your girls already went into the store. You should stop them before they buy anything else. Hakuna matata?

2016-11-08 08:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It means no worries, for the rest of your days. It's our problem-free philosophy... Mario and Luigi?

2016-11-08 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

They are the two heroic plumbers who have saved princesses from the hands of mutant turtles! TMNT?

2016-11-08 15:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

They are the infamous Heroes in Half Shells, guided by Splinter and allied with April against primarily Shredder. Mommy, can I put the cat in the fire?

2016-11-08 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, Timmy! We need a professional to cremate it. It was a good ol' kitty, now, wasn't she? You're so fat!?

2016-11-11 23:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I'm not overweight, I am in the perfect range. You just think I'm overweight because you're underweight. Weight, what?

2016-11-12 16:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Wait, you muppet! You dropped this cheeseburger bag, I thought you would like to have it back. Why you eating my socks?

2016-11-12 19:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

What are you talking abou--oh, these. These look like socks, but they're actually quite scrumptious cookies! You sure about this?

2016-11-12 23:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Of course, my friend. I know their schedule, they will never find out if we go into the store and buy lollipops instead! You have a horse?

2016-11-14 14:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I don't live near any prairies or farms, sir. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Cheese is god?

2016-11-16 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I wouldn't be surprised if some people would praise cheese as the almighty father of everything in this world. It's a crazy world. Why you so yellow?

2016-11-21 18:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Because I am cheese, and enough people worship me that I have become sentient. You scared, pal?

2016-11-21 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

You wish it. But I have faced worse situations in my life and this is nothing compared to them. Any last words, punk?

2016-11-22 00:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do not understand why you think dropping a piece of paper on my face will kill me. Paper cuts aren't that bad. You mean it?

2016-11-22 01:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Of course I mean it, I haven't eaten in many hours so please make me some breakfast. Dormammu?

2016-11-22 12:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Can you please stop asking one-word questions? They can hardly be classified as questions anymore. Do I have to?

2016-11-22 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, you can play all day, the fire will not spread into your room and the firemen will handle the situation. Questions?

2016-11-25 21:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Answers will be assigned to any given question you may have, rest assured. Is that you?

2016-11-27 18:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

If you're referring to me then yes. If you're referring to someone else then no. I AM YOU!?

2016-11-27 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

In every way imaginable that is impossible, as humans each have their own unique identity and personality. Should I stop?

2016-11-28 05:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Don't stop. Why?

2016-11-28 16:07:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

Because your answers are bad and you should feel bad! Le door?

2016-11-28 17:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, my name is Francisco Lindor. Are you ****ing serious?

2016-11-29 01:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Please do not talk like that, Harry. I am Sirius, your godparent! Mmph! Mmmph!?

2016-12-01 16:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I apologize for my partner's inconsiderate actions, and I will promptly remove the duct tape from your mouth. Go rogue?

2016-12-01 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Nope, she was with Magneto. Whats this in your hand Wolverine?!

2016-12-03 00:39:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

...it's fur. I'm a wolverine, of course I would have fur on my skin. Sonic Boom?

2016-12-03 00:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have never heard of it, buddy. I don't even think anything like that would exist, right? :hero: No more heroes?

2016-12-03 13:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I'm sorry, Billy, but all those superheroes you heard about on the TV shows are fake. Sonic Heroes?

2016-12-03 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

There can't be a blue humanoid hedgehog with a bunch of other creatures saving golden rings in the real world, Bob. Uurgh! Urgh!?

2016-12-03 21:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

If you need to throw up, try to do it in the trash can or the toilet, not the rug. Y did u do dat?

2016-12-04 20:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Because I can not survive without food, bro. I was starving to death so I ate your pizza. Y U GUN KIL ME?

2016-12-04 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You are a terrible criminal with several felonies on your track record. You are a safety hazard to the community. See these pecs?

2016-12-05 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I can not see them, bro. I worked out so hard that I am pretty tired. Let me check them tomorrow. Leg day?

2016-12-05 21:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It's the day where we focus on working out our legs, though we may exercise other body parts as well. Why no hot dogs?

2016-12-05 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Because then we would get too much fat if we eat hot dogs every time we have worked out. Why not kill him?

2016-12-07 12:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Because all he did was take one Slim Jim. That's not big enough of an offense for the death penalty. I am Groot?

2016-12-07 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, you're Jafar who came from afar. There's some beer in my car so we do not have to go into the bar. Did you break this jar?

2016-12-09 00:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I apologize for the inconvenience. I was bringing your laundry back up, and I accidentally bumped the jar off the shelf. Top tier?

2016-12-09 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Exactly, and the most expensive. I only recommend this if you are truly dedicated for this hobby. Meth, not even once?

2016-12-11 14:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I was peer pressured into my first experimentation, and now my body is addicted. I'd love to quit, but I can't. ARE YOU REAL?

2016-12-11 21:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, I'm irrational. You should check the MAOL table book if you understand Finnish language. That village yokel!?

2016-12-12 13:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That sounds like a delightful omelette I would not like to eat. Thanks for the offer, though! Am I purty?

2016-12-13 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, you're guilty for stealing those lollipops from little children. I do not know why you found it funny. That freaking Skysovereign!?

2016-12-13 16:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I'm sorry about your emotional attachment to these cards, but I must confiscate them for your misbehavior. Is it this way?

2016-12-14 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, sir. Santa's workshop is in the North. Some people says it's in Finland's Rovaniemi or "Korvatunturi" or simply in the North Pole or some other place. You were killed in Zanzibar?

2016-12-15 12:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

The lights glow far from star to star in Zanzibar, The calling card, your love is hard in Zanzibar, One look one touch, a touch too much in Zanzibar. Can you put rhetoric in your essay?

2016-12-16 02:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

For the last time, L1N3, this is an essay about this book which I had to read so yes I can but I do not have to. They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!?

2016-12-16 10:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Please stop with your overused Lord of the Rings memes. I'm sick and tired of them by now. The rest?

2016-12-16 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

The rest of them have not eaten any cake, officer. There wasn't enough cakes for everybody. Surrender now?

2016-12-17 19:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, sergeant. We shall persevere through this fight until we win or we have no hope of winning. Oh crap, really?

2016-12-17 21:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, it was just propaganda. Who would really do that in that country? The door?

2016-12-18 01:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yes, we need to fix your door. Its hinges are seriously broken, and it is becoming harder to move it. Mini Ladd?

2016-12-18 05:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

For the last time, I am NOT Mini Ladd just because I have glasses and pink hair. You chicken!?

2016-12-18 22:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No, I am not cowardly. I am merely doing that which would ensure safety in this experiment. Boomer Kuwanger?

2016-12-20 22:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

He looks like an evil guy. Do not trust those eyes, my friend. Whatever he is doing, we must stop him! After death?

2016-12-21 00:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

No one knows what happens after death. According to your religion or lack thereof, you may believe anything. Really, broccoli?

2016-12-21 17:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yep! Broccoli is very good for your health even if you do not like the taste and it looks like a rotten fungus. Men's hopes and dreams?

2016-12-21 23:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

They will still exist, we just want women to be able to have hopes and dreams as well for equality's sake. Maro and Lugi?

2016-12-22 16:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

The famous Mario brothers who have saved the world from various enemies. Every plumber's inspiration. Crap's on fire, yo?

2016-12-23 00:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I wish for that not to be the case. That would emit such an odious odor as to deter me from the general vicinity. Bing Crosby?

2016-12-24 17:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have no idea who he is except that he was a singer in the U.S.A a long time ago. What is that!? http://www.artofmtg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Skeletal-Grimace-MtG-Art-300x300.jpg

2016-12-25 15:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I have no idea what that disgusting abhorrence is either, Nemo, but what I do know is that we should promptly flee. Want some pizza?

2016-12-27 00:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I would like a large pizza with delicious ingredients and large, crispy base right now, thank you. Flying pizza?

2016-12-27 20:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You must be having a fever dream, because this pizza is securely positioned on the table. Say yes pls?

2016-12-28 03:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No way, we barely have money for food, we can not afford another party right after Christmas. U wot sl8?

2016-12-29 05:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Are you calling be a slate? Because I am most certainly not an easily splittable rock nor a writing tablet. What is Jesus?

2016-12-30 18:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Apparently Jesus is a holy man, son of a god who died for our sins. He also walked on water and turned water into wine in the Bible. Respect ur enimies, alcohol is ur enemi, drink more alcohol?

2016-12-30 19:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I am quite positive you have ingested too much of that intoxicating beverage given your incoherent rant. Melee is best Smash?

2016-12-31 21:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I'm pretty sure a "smash" is a physical melee attack in certain games. It's so popular that there's even many games out of it. Werewolf? A wearwolf?

2017-01-01 01:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Do not worry yourself, my dear. Werewolves do not exist, they are merely folklore created by conspirators. Trump won?

2017-01-01 20:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yes, he won with the fair system of the U.S.A, the land of freedom and prisons. Big foot?

2017-01-02 16:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Bigfoot is widely considered by most people including me to be mythical, so don't get your hopes up. Twinkies?

2017-01-04 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No thanks, man. I've eaten lots of candies and I would like to eat something healthy for a change. Flying spaghetti monster?

2017-01-04 23:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You might think that religion makes no sense, but honestly it's just an exaggerated version of most other religions. Would you like some fries with that?

2017-01-09 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Of course, bro. Burgers and fries are good partner in this happy meal! And a milk, please. Milk!?

2017-01-09 18:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I apologize that we only offer milk. But on the bright side, you get unlimited milk for the whole day for only $2! Dwarf tossing?

2017-01-13 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have no idea where this thing is originally from but those guys are clearly nuts! RUNWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

2017-01-14 14:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I do not see an urgent reason to hurry out of here, unless my slightly lacking vision deceives me. Fruit Ninja?

2017-01-15 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I heard that if you slice as many fruits as possible, you can hear the African children crying. Town of Salem?

2017-01-15 12:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Why yes, Salem is the lovely capital of Oregon. Too many people assume it's Portland, I'm glad you're not mistaken. Glory stock?

2017-01-19 03:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have no idea what it is but it seems to be a Japanese bank "limited company" according to Google. Weird dreams?

2017-01-19 10:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That's what happens when you suppress weird thoughts. That's why you must express them through poetry! Mr. Krabs?

2017-01-20 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

He is a greedy crab in Bikini Bottom who owns a restaurant which sells the best burgers in the whole world if I remember correctly. Flying pig?

2017-01-20 11:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Lots of them exist now that Trump has been inaugurated. Just accept them. Gmod?

2017-01-20 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I've never seen so much nope in one community. I suggest that you wear protective glasses. Hoo haa hehe hah!?

2017-01-21 00:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

You're either turning into a monkey or singing Witch Doctor. Either way, I advise you to stop. Cameltoe casserole?

2017-01-21 23:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I do not know what you are talking about, sir. This is a human toe and a cannibal has been eating it. There are no werew- AROOOOOOOOO!?

2017-01-22 15:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I apologize for your fate, although I now realize we are both stuck in the land of fiction. Ultimate Chicken Horse?

2017-01-24 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

I have no idea what that game is about but the title has some wanna-be essence in it. A hero?

2017-01-24 17:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I wanna be the very best, / Like no one ever was. / To catch them is my real test, / To train them is my cause! Fried chicken?

2017-01-26 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Yes, please. I've been starving for hours now and a bucket full of chickens is just what I need. Ohana?

2017-01-26 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Just Googling that term gets me a wide array of results, so please specify which one you mean next time. Christmas gifts?

2017-01-27 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

You get Christmas gifts this year if you're a good kid. Naughty children gets nothing. Y U NO USE IMG SEARCH!?

2017-01-27 19:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Because my name is Ali_Star and I would rather be boring than have fun in the forum games. ARE YOU REAL?

2017-01-29 05:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God dang it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very angry. 1st rule?

2017-01-29 15:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Moses wrote "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." Can I have a discount on these 10%?

2017-02-03 01:25:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

---

No, sir. The price is the same for everyone, except if you have any special coupons. Low activity?

2017-02-03 10:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That's what happens when you have a life outside the forums. Panda bears?

2017-02-04 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

These species are no longer endangered! One of the many good things which happened in 2016. Demon's souls?

2017-02-04 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

If you believe in supernatural beings, which makes no logical sense. Atheism?

2017-02-07 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

If you believe in the existence of the flying spaghetti monster, atheism is your religion. Bloodborne?

2017-02-08 09:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It is a critically acclaimed role-playing game released on the Playstation 4 in March 2015. TheDeluxe4?

2017-02-11 17:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

He is one of the many YouTubers who has apparently played famous games to get many subscribers. Not knot?

2017-02-12 22:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

...but this is a knot. It's not the standard knot you're used to seeing, but it gets the job done just as well. Bill Gates?

2017-02-15 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

He is said to be the richest man of the world. He created windows system and he can even jump over a chair from a standing position! Miss Universe?

2017-02-15 20:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That sounds like a marvelous idea for a superhero, actually. Spongebob?

2017-02-18 00:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

It's a cartoon made for children but everyone can enjoy it in my opinion. The bard's song?

2017-02-18 15:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

He sings a mystical, yet woeful tale of adventurers seeking their treasure through trials and turmoil. Jimmy Fallon?

2017-02-22 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

He looks like a normal human being but is in fact pretty funny. Mr. Dark?

2017-02-22 12:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Anything can be cleaned by Mr. Clean. Parallel universes?

2017-02-23 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

They are different realities which are like ours but there is always something different going on. Pleb?

2017-02-23 18:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It is an abbreviation for "plebeian", a term for the lower class especially of ancient civilizations. Greece?

2017-02-24 05:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Once they had advanced civilization, now they are in large debts. Times are hard indeed. Hoplite?

2017-02-25 13:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

They used to be contemporary war-fighters, but with various inventions, they are now obsolete. Smarty?

2017-02-28 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Its apparently a web template system written in PHP. Ask somebody else for further details. Urrh? Urgh ur? Rur?

2017-02-28 21:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Calm down, doggy. We're going to get you to the vet. Everything's going to be okay. Twitter?

2017-03-04 22:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

It's a place for people who want to communicate with other people with their posts and brainwashing glyphs. Skin and bones?

2017-03-06 15:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

That was all that was left of your father after the accident. I'm sorry we had to break the news to you. Rugrats?

2017-03-07 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

These devilish pranksters will make your existence more painful if you happen to have them at your house. Michael Caine? My cocaine?

2017-03-07 13:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Ah, it appears you have run into a homophone. You see, those two phrases sound alike but look different. 420 blaze it?

2017-03-08 04:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Get that unfunny dead meme outta here. I want to keep my mind and my lungs healthy. Can't make an unfunny meme if you don't make a meme?

2017-03-09 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Why are people of all ages so obsessed with memes these days? Most of them aren't even funny. Surl?

2017-03-10 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, sonny, it's SLURP! That's the usual sound you make when you lick something. Try to be like the other kids in your school. U WOT M8?!

2017-03-10 18:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

I am an organism of the species Homo sapien, known for its bipedalism, opposable thumbs, and speech capabilities. Lucas?

2017-03-11 19:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

LucasLegion is the mexican looking nerd who totally wrekted your character on that game with his half naked mage. Attention?

2017-03-11 19:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Yes please. Me?

2017-03-11 19:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

---

No. The trash can behind you is broken. You should seriously get your self respect back. Coins?

2017-03-11 21:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

They are used as a method of rewarding the player, but they can also help guide where the player should go. Seniors?

2017-03-12 03:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

They are the people who are on their last year of this school. It is also said to be one of the easiest years of school. Theatre of pain?

2017-03-12 16:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Sounds like Shakespeare gone wrong, if you ask me. Tables?

2017-03-12 20:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

With these magical artifacts your life will be much easier. You can place things on them and do stuff on them while not being on them! Sharknado?

2017-03-13 10:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

It is not a real disaster, don't worry. It is merely the central aspect of a purposefully terrible move series featuring practically every celebrity actor as guest stars. Immigration ban?

2017-03-14 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

That's right. If you're a muslim from few certain countries then you are not allowed to go into U.S.A. I do not know the full details. Mr. Coldman?

2017-03-14 16:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Google thinks you're talking about Mr. "ColEman", yet gives me several answers of "Mr. ColDman". I take your word that you know what you're talking about, though. Pink or purple?????

2017-03-15 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

Pink is overrated, I say that we paint the room purple. It's fancy and it symbolized royalty in the middle ages. Wisdom?

2017-03-15 15:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

One word questions only make sense in some kind of context I'm afraid. Is it nighttime if I shut my eyes?

2017-03-15 15:56:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

---

Time is a measurement created by man. But man himself can not control time, so nope. Feel the power of Gooood and Cheesuuus!?

2017-03-15 16:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Sorry, but I prefer to be agnostic. I shan't go into my specific reasoning now, but simply put: logic. Fourzer0seven?

2017-03-16 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, This is Sir monacle. If this is answer, what tis' the question?

2017-03-16 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

---

It's a forum game where people have a good time when they come up with funny ideas. Heroine or meth?

2017-03-16 17:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

---

Heroines, like Wonder Woman, are becoming more and more widespread as gender equality has been promoted. Reynad?

2017-03-17 05:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

---

No, there is no one here by that name. Do you like trees?

2017-03-17 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

Posts: 1077139    Threads: 69970    Members: 9661    Archive-Date: 2019-01-19

Aus dem Archiv wurden alle persönlichen Daten wie Name, Anschrift, Email etc. - aber auch sämtliche Inhalte wie z.B. persönliche Nachrichten - entfernt.
Die Nutzung dieser Webseite erfolgt ohne Speicherung personenbezogener Daten. Es werden keinerlei Cookies, Logs, 3rd-Party-Plugins etc. verwendet.