General Stuff #4
If this is the answer, what is the question?
Archive: 2421 posts
| You like Coca-Cola or Pepsi? For now, it's only for me to know and for you to find out. | 2015-11-05 03:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| What did you do with my girlfriend? No, I'm L1N3R1D3R. | 2015-11-05 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| Is this the Krusty Krab? Yeah, passed by a minute ago. | 2015-11-05 05:52:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
Do you know what happened to 10:04am? (EDIT: That would've worked better if there was a proper time stamp on the posts  )Your face. | 2015-11-05 10:05:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| What is wet and brown? Local geek convention. | 2015-11-05 11:01:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| Where can I find attractive geeks in my area? I wish! | 2015-11-05 12:45:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Do you live in a cardboard box? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAwp_1wYz8 Take on me. | 2015-11-05 13:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What's a song with a ridiculously big voice range? (Seriously, from A2 to E5? That's crazy!) Sir monacle's tiny avatar. | 2015-11-05 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| what is beautiful beyond comparison? (PS: I'm going to let other people ask for awhile now) Fish | 2015-11-05 14:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What word should answer a scent-related question, so that the question is considered too dirty for LBPC? Banned. | 2015-11-05 15:06:00 Author: FreeAim  Posts: 2462 |
How did you feel after making a post that broke the forum rules?  FreeAim. | 2015-11-05 23:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's the name of that guy? You know, the one who used to play the mafia thingy? Whatshisface? Ali_Star. | 2015-11-06 10:19:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Who in the world are you? 50001 | 2015-11-06 12:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What would be a decent signature, but a tiny avatar? 8) In the kitchen, where I left it. | 2015-11-06 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Are you chauvinistic or something? Where's your wife? Bad, dirty and without decency whatsoever. | 2015-11-06 14:54:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| According to your last question, what is my personality like? Snow in October. | 2015-11-06 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Lin3rid3r, if I cared, what would you say, if I said "What do you hate?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 I'm scared. | 2015-11-07 07:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What was a major component of the internet in 2008? Johnny Bravo's pickup lines. | 2015-11-07 15:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Who else acts and talks like Elvis. Invader Zim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDshPRV1BM4 | 2015-11-07 16:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Name an invader I wouldn't be afraid of. Pecans and walnuts and hazelnuts. | 2015-11-07 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Name me some nuts? I am chocolate. | 2015-11-07 20:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Did they really make a sequel to I Am Bread? What did they call it? Odie. | 2015-11-07 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hey, LIN3RID3R, you read the newspapers, right? Who's that slobbery dog in the comic strips? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNV1JTBUnjc&list=PLDBB74B7F55AB0791 Pure torture. | 2015-11-08 08:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| How would you describe most modern popular music? It's not what it looks like.... | 2015-11-08 13:29:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
*gasp* Ali-Star, you made a cake in the shape of Sackboy for me?  Ali-Star's fez. | 2015-11-08 15:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
What's big, stupid and something Ali-star won't let me try on?  I'm bored yet, slightly hungry. | 2015-11-08 16:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| So, Sir monacle, you've just won the competition by eating a whole Monster burger in one sitting. How do you feel now? Lasagna. | 2015-11-08 18:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's the nastiest food shaped out of pasta and bolognese? Apocalypse, probably. | 2015-11-08 18:29:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What do you think is going to happen within the next two days, FreeAim? Maybe. | 2015-11-08 18:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Do you want to drink this smoothie that will turn you into a superhero? Toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash. | 2015-11-09 01:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| LIN3RID3R, can you list the three things I need? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNCfHKCZVy8 | 2015-11-09 11:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Name an old fad, please? Right after I get us some dinner. | 2015-11-09 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hey, can i take everything you own? Books | 2015-11-10 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What should you burn when you're cold but not very smart? Kicking and screaming, covered in someone's blood. | 2015-11-10 15:27:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What's your favourite activity? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q | 2015-11-10 17:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I haven't been disappointed by the internet yet today! Will this be my lucky day? Screw you, I'm Batman. | 2015-11-11 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| How could you do that?! Superman would NEVER-- PERFECT LANDING! | 2015-11-11 11:44:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| WHY ARE YOU FALLI- That is personal. | 2015-11-11 12:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You compensating for something? No, but it has thirteen different alcohols mixed together! | 2015-11-11 14:38:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Will this give me super powers? l am not the hero they need, I am the the hero they deserve. :-D | 2015-11-11 15:27:00 Author: thaia2013  Posts: 111 |
| What does my town need? Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl with a sieve held high above the bowl so the flour gets an airing. Now make a well in the centre of the flour and break the eggs into it. Then begin whisking the eggs - any sort of whisk or even a fork will do - incorporating any bits of flour from around the edge of the bowl as you do so. Next gradually add small quantities of the milk and water mixture, still whisking (don't worry about any lumps as they will eventually disappear as you whisk). When all the liquid has been added, use a rubber spatula to scrape any elusive bits of flour from around the edge into the centre, then whisk once more until the batter is smooth, with the consistency of thin cream. Now melt the 50g/2oz of butter in a pan. Spoon 2 tbsp of it into the batter and whisk it in, then pour the rest into a bowl and use it to lubricate the pan, using a wodge of kitchen paper to smear it round before you make each pancake. Now get the pan really hot, then turn the heat down to medium and, to start with, do a test pancake to see if you're using the correct amount of batter. I find 2 tbsp is about right for an 18cm/7in pan. It's also helpful if you spoon the batter into a ladle so it can be poured into the hot pan in one go. As soon as the batter hits the hot pan, tip it around from side to side to get the base evenly coated with batter. It should take only half a minute or so to cook; you can lift the edge with a palette knife to see if it's tinged gold as it should be. Flip the pancake over with a pan slice or palette knife - the other side will need a few seconds only - then simply slide it out of the pan onto a plate. Stack the pancakes as you make them between sheets of greaseproof paper on a plate fitted over simmering water, to keep them warm while you make the rest. To serve, sprinkle each pancake with freshly squeezed lemon juice and caster sugar, fold in half, then in half again to form triangles, or else simply roll them up. Serve sprinkled with a little more sugar and lemon juice and extra sections of lemon. | 2015-11-11 16:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| So... what's on your mind? Overly long quote from a cooking website. | 2015-11-11 22:24:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I told you to back up your thesis with arguments supported by quotes from the book. What is this? Papers. :/ | 2015-11-11 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is the major cause of painful papercuts? I have a papercut. | 2015-11-12 04:51:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| *Yawn* just.... Need a little na- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFokeK1exI | 2015-11-12 07:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What's that Halloween song that turned into a meme, again? The Smash Bros. 4 1.1.3 patch. | 2015-11-12 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What was the last straw it took to reduce any trust I ever had for Nintendo? Netflix & Chill. | 2015-11-12 17:05:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Where can I get perfectly "legal" films? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0 | 2015-11-12 17:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sir monacle, can you please stop putting videos in as your answers? A mere slice of cheese. | 2015-11-13 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What do you do when you buy cheese? Lineriders. | 2015-11-13 04:17:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| What's all over the forum games? Causes Historians disagree about what 'caused' the First World War, but most trace it in some degree to the growing power of Germany. The 'balance of power' between the nations of Europe became unstable. This led them to form military alliances: The Triple Alliance ‒ Germany, Austria and Italy The Triple Entente ‒ France, Britain and Russia Use the word MAIN to remember the main issues surrounding the cause of the First World War: Militarism - many countries believed it was important to build large armies and navies. Alliances - the Triple Alliance and the Triple Entente were said to have been formed to help prevent war. Imperialism - European nations were creating empires and coming into conflict. Nationalism - all countries were looking out for their own interests. After the murder of Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand in June 1914, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia. The countries of Europe found that the alliances they had formed dragged them into war. The course of the war In August 1914, Germany invaded France through Belgium, using its plan for war ‒ the Schlieffen Plan. The German attack was forced back at the Battle of the Marne in September 1914. Both sides dug defensive trenches and the war ground to a halt. For the next four years, the war on the Western Front consisted of a deadly stalemate. The battles of Verdun and the Somme in 1916 and Passchendaele in 1917 were key events where each side tried to wear the other side down. In 1917, the Americans entered the war. Before they could arrive, the Germans made another attack in March 1918. It was successful at the start, but the Germans failed to break through. They were pushed back in August 1918. Two months later the Germans signed the Armistice. | 2015-11-13 06:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Mr. Johnson, can we review for the test again? <insert something witty here> | 2015-11-13 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is no answer? Jwwphotos. | 2015-11-13 15:04:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| I'm bored. How about you? [extremely long explanation here.] | 2015-11-13 19:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sir monacle, can you explain why you misspelled "monocle" in your username? Memes. | 2015-11-14 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Found any rare pepes yet? < > 1 2 3 4 Changing the subject of a formula Sometimes you need to rearrange the formula to find the value you're looking for. Example - circles The area of a circle (Equation: {A}) is Equation: pi {r}^{2}. Equation: A = pi {r}^{2} This is useful if we know the radius of the circle and want to know the area. But what if we want to find the radius? We need a formula that has Equation: {r}= (some expression in Equation: {A}). We get this by rearranging the Equation: A = pi r^2 formula like this: Start by dividing both sides by Equation: pi: Equation: frac{A}{pi}={r}^{2} Then find the positive square root of both sides: Equation: sqrt{frac{A}{pi}}={r} Swap the sides to make it easier to read: Equation: {r}=sqrt{frac{A}{pi}} The formula has been rearranged. We say that now Equation: r is the subject | 2015-11-15 07:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| So what is r again? Maybe some sprinkles on the top. | 2015-11-15 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah! I'm gonna' have some.... ICE CREAM! WOO! YEAH! I. AM. QUESTION!? | 2015-11-16 06:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You are now a question. How do you feel? Media Molecule. | 2015-11-16 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Which gaming company jumped the shark when they tried out a wholly new genre? The things insomnia does to a person. | 2015-11-16 14:28:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Woah!? What happened to my kitchen!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc1AZ3_3y90 | 2015-11-16 18:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey buzz, what is that? Illuminati confirmed. | 2015-11-17 03:47:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| I heard Gabe newell has learnt to count to three. I came. | 2015-11-17 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What two words can easily be placed into a wrong kind of context for nefarious purposes? Five times a week, preferably at night. | 2015-11-17 12:05:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| When does this dark and slightly ominous alley open? "Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted." I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve. I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted. Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge. If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing. Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it'll always get you the RIGHT ONES. I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. I'm so bright my mother calls me son. Pencil sharpeners have a tough life.... they live off tips. I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house What fits your schedule better......Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day? I heard a story about a broken pencil that I'd tell you but it's pointless Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist. Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin? If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches? A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you' two lumps of vomit are flying through the air one says to the other ''you look upset'' the other one says ''I know i was brought up around here. 2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that's Ludacris I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life. It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you! fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds. I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork. I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing. I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Want to hear a dirty joke? A kid jumped into a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean joke? A kid jumped into the bath. Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: "Half way down my leg." | 2015-11-17 18:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can you tell me as many jokes as you can? A deep dish pizza with pepperoni. | 2015-11-18 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is something that you appreciate, but you're just never feeling like having? When you get offended by something on the internet. | 2015-11-18 14:28:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| When is the best time of the year? Yeah, i'll have a erm... Soup with fries and err, extra curry with a side of.... Ice cream... | 2015-11-19 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Welcome to the Soup, Fries, Curry, and Ice Cream restaurant! What can I get you? Like-Likes. | 2015-11-20 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What new feature really brought depth and capitalism to Facebook? Because dolphins don't sleep. | 2015-11-21 00:52:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Mommy, why does pizza grow on trees? Sonic '06. | 2015-11-21 01:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is that- T-thing on your face!? I'm cold. | 2015-11-21 12:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| If you want my jacket, just imply in vaguely, okay? Blasphemy! | 2015-11-21 15:47:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Do you think there's a higher being than myself? 8D A strawberry smoothie. | 2015-11-21 16:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's disgustingly red? red = evil. | 2015-11-21 21:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Mommy, why can't I drink my strawberry smoothie? Oncoming traffic. | 2015-11-22 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oi! Why did you stop!? I was supposed to be driven off this bridge! No.... The awnser is pie -_- | 2015-11-22 06:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Is the cake a lie? Chocolate cake. | 2015-11-22 15:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What makes a great, healthy dessert? Gaming toasters. | 2015-11-22 16:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What's the best way to expose bread to the wonders of Craftworld? Sir monacle's monocle. | 2015-11-22 19:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is something people will never let me live down? Cacti and octopi. | 2015-11-22 19:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What would make a great couple? Integral calculus. | 2015-11-22 21:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's that guys name? you know, the one with glasses, him? Turkey. No.... Wait..... Pie! No.... Erm.... ....Box number #24! | 2015-11-23 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Vanna, tell him what he's won! Arin's rage. | 2015-11-24 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Stupid kittens... Is this creepy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLNlfmv1q8U | 2015-11-24 08:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can you show me something you find creepy? Not fade away. | 2015-11-24 11:58:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Freeaim, can you show me a sentence using your best grammar? Me know how. | 2015-11-24 15:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| President monacle, do you have a plan on how to resolve the problem in Ghana? Kindergarteners. | 2015-11-24 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No.... You stopid! Yeah, okay, why not.... | 2015-11-25 07:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Is everything okay, baby? Puppies in tuxedos. | 2015-11-25 15:06:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What is a form a torture? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krfEcvBfUY4 | 2015-11-25 16:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, did you hear about the guy who ate a pound of dirt for a million dollars? "If this is the answer, what is the question?". | 2015-11-25 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| This is the question? Really? ...Whatever. Please DO NOT watch this if you epilepsy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsbGbD3ia5U | 2015-11-26 07:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can you warn me about a video with incorrect English? :hero: The time when Sir monacle doesn't post a video in his reply. | 2015-11-26 16:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLoFwjg5bLs ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk0EVAqCxrc | 2015-11-26 18:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Why? That is... not a question. | 2015-11-26 19:25:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Is this a question? I'm pretty sure that is a question. | 2015-11-26 19:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That's not a question, are you crazy? Sir monacle not following the rules of the forum games. | 2015-11-28 00:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What makes me want to stop coming to forum altogether? Because the royal family had orange hair! | 2015-11-28 01:07:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Why is our country's flag orange? Until I throw up. | 2015-11-28 02:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| How long must I hold your family? Rules were made to be broken. | 2015-11-28 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Why aren't you getting off the computer? It's midnight! | 2015-11-28 15:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wh-- Why aren't you answering my texts? Don't you love me anymore!?! Tango-queen. | 2015-11-29 01:19:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Who is that you're dancing with? I was probably distracted. | 2015-11-29 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why are you trying to kill me? Oh, nothing..... Don't go in there! | 2015-11-29 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What's happening in the kitchen? I smell something funny... With a blindfold on. | 2015-11-29 19:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm finally going to marry my gf whom I met in a blind-date, how should I live the rest of my life with her? The first rule of the ITITAWITQ Club is that you do not talk about the ITITAWITQ Club. The second rule of the ITITAWITQ Club is that you DO NOT talk about the ITITAWITQ Club! | 2015-11-29 20:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| So, what are you doing here? What's with all these people in strange hoodies....? I locked myself in the toilet for a reason. | 2015-11-29 20:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| My friend Jacob passed the WC door and got injured from the toxic spirit which came from there? No pain, no gain! | 2015-11-29 21:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why are you hitting my with weights? Because my job is selling knifes. | 2015-11-29 21:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, dude, I got the knives for the dinner but forks, man. FORKS! Why wasn't there any forks that night? Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! | 2015-11-29 21:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hello? 2 + 2 = 4 | 2015-11-29 21:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| The plan is perfect, General Kitowich! What kind of teaching made you think like a super computer? Die, monster! You don't belong into this world! | 2015-11-29 21:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Gwork? April 2014. | 2015-11-29 23:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Woah! What happened to your house!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M | 2015-11-30 06:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can you please stop posting videos? Sometimes I do, but usually not. | 2015-11-30 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's this smell? Did you wash your hands? A miserable little pile of secrets! | 2015-11-30 15:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Say, what's so important in FREEAIM's basement, that he wont let me inside? Due to my knowledge, that's not how medical science works. | 2015-11-30 15:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What do you mean salt doesn't clean the wound? A hell of a bird. | 2015-11-30 21:30:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| So you're telling me that a bird stole your seeds and your car? Haha, DENIED! | 2015-12-01 00:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| TenebrisNemo, do you think I could sneak into his lair? Because he's a splendid one to behold. | 2015-12-01 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why do you have FREEAIM tied up in your basement!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA | 2015-12-01 12:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What makes videos so great for Sir Monacle? You are good, but I'm FreeAim. | 2015-12-01 13:47:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I can fly! Can you!? No, chocolate is edible. | 2015-12-01 14:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can I make my house out of chocolate? Usually, but not when I'm doing homework. | 2015-12-01 23:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Are you all ways watching television? Maybe..... But that would require..... 10,000,000 CC's OF ELECTRICITY! | 2015-12-02 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can you turn on the lamp for me? When I think about you. | 2015-12-02 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| When do you feel jealous and happy at the same time? No, but I can bloody well try. | 2015-12-02 14:20:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I dropped my ball.... Off the cliff.... You sure you want to chase it? That doesn't seem possible. | 2015-12-02 15:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Deliver this letter for me? You knife-eared mustard! I'll make boots from your hide! | 2015-12-02 15:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hello! What's up? I'm not a post-man, I'm a delivery boy! | 2015-12-02 15:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, bring this letter to my father. Sure. Wait, what? No! | 2015-12-02 16:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Double donkey dare you to go into FREEAIM's house.... AT NIGHT! I agree, that house gives me the creeps! | 2015-12-02 19:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I heard loud screaming from your grandmother's house last night. I don't know, ask L1N3R1D3R, he's the expert. | 2015-12-02 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What's the best way to ride a line? Philosophical questions. | 2015-12-03 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is in your mind when you are falling from a plane without a parachute? *Tastes it* Blaaaargh! Whyyyyyy!? | 2015-12-03 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What do you think of this milk? I made it myself! I'm going to punch it 640 billion times. | 2015-12-03 11:15:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Hey! I just made a time machine! Cool isn't it? You don't understand..... I had to.... I had no other choice... Just don't phone the police... | 2015-12-03 13:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sir monacle, what are you doing with my wife? Innuendos. | 2015-12-03 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So, you don't want the cake me and your wife was baking? Sorry for breaking in... I just like cake. 8D How about.... NO! | 2015-12-04 07:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can we start the house on fire, dad? Whoever ate the cookies. | 2015-12-04 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Who ate the ice cream, the chocolate, the pudding, the sandwiches, the cake, the cake, the cake, the jelly beans, the jelly babies, the candy coated toffee, the bon, bons, the cake, the ice pops, the cake, the jelly, the chocolate biscuits, the dog, the chocolate mice, the rice crispy kid, the cat, the cake, the snake, the fish, the salmon, the fridge, the cake and ali_star!? Why did they have to eat the cake!? | 2015-12-04 19:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Did you know that Ali-Star's minions ate your cake? Pixels. | 2015-12-04 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's that smudge on the screen? Absolutely fedorable. | 2015-12-04 23:24:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| So FreeAim, how do I look with this hat on? Delusions of grandeur. | 2015-12-05 00:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What's keeping you awake!? Let me sleep!? Don't even ask, I sense it's a stupid question. | 2015-12-05 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| But why are the goblins--? Okay. Twenty three goblins. | 2015-12-05 18:46:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| So, who ate your dog, who ate your homework? If I had 3 apples and I take away one, what do I get? ...That's right, a work-place theft incident. | 2015-12-05 19:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| If you had three apples and you take away one, what do you get? Jason Derulo. | 2015-12-06 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Who is the person on the photo that is located inside your closet? What, no! L1N3R1D3R's house is creepy! | 2015-12-06 07:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, you wanna come over to play LittleBigPlanet? Not until I can finish my two essays and one speech preparation. | 2015-12-06 20:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You going sleeping any time soon? A literal murder. | 2015-12-06 23:23:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What would you call three crows? Terrible puns. | 2015-12-07 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You thought you had a dream where you swam in coca-cola but it was actually a fanta-sea? This person... I like him! ANOTHER! *Kicks you far, far away.* | 2015-12-07 07:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hey, look at this cool rock I found! Isn't it great!? Help! I'm flying! | 2015-12-07 07:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hold my hand! We will go to the Neverland! Wanna use some pixie dust? Stop! Be quiet now! | 2015-12-07 07:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hey, how about that other time where I saw my favorite pop star at-- LBP Hangman. | 2015-12-07 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What was a thread that didn't work out like my 'guess what' thread. That's not possible... I can't do that. | 2015-12-07 15:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Give me a hand? Hey, it wor-*Crash*! | 2015-12-07 18:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| How do I solve this Sudoku puzzle? Well, you tried, *gives cookie* | 2015-12-07 18:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sir monacle, will you come down from the roof so I can give you a cookie? I'm still in a dream, snake eater. | 2015-12-07 21:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I will be there to haunt you at every waking moment! A group of white people is called a cloud. | 2015-12-07 22:25:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| FreeAim, can you say something nonsensical and racist? Uh, an astronaut. | 2015-12-08 02:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What do you call a triangle with an eye in space!? I don't really see how.... | 2015-12-08 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Looks like you safe which was full of gold ingots was stolen by midgets. Yeah! I won! *someone punches my face* Argh! | 2015-12-08 07:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The first to break the silence is going to get it! Do you want to be that guy? There is no racism against white people in western countries due to the fact that racism is defined by it's nature as systematic opression rather than prejudice alone. | 2015-12-08 14:14:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Yo, you racist? That is not mentally AND physically healthy. | 2015-12-08 15:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, wanna get 5 000 000 dollars for are stepping on broken glass while listening to JB's all albums? Hey, didn't I tell you that this was going to be easy as pieeeeeeeeeee... *fell off the edge* | 2015-12-08 21:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Wow, are you sure these crumbling buildings are safe for parkour? This forum's awful internal dictionary. | 2015-12-09 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Who stole you perfect speech? Your level isn't high enough so go EXP yourself. | 2015-12-09 06:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Say, can I come in your house!? It's wet! Very, very wet! Whatever you want, I don't have it.... | 2015-12-09 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Would you be willing to have a little good time with this gent here? The most confusing philosophical concept. | 2015-12-09 12:45:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Life? https://49.media.tumblr.com/bf898dbf4a5d30b2c86cfda2e50c8299/tumblr_mo5cpsGoup1rcle5fo1_500.gif | 2015-12-09 14:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Woah!? Are you actually throwing money at me!? What's that going to do? Whatever, just please, don't stop! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0a0aNqTehM | 2015-12-09 15:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Will you let me see world burn? I find your lack of intelligence disturbing. | 2015-12-09 19:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You stole my smrt!? Give me smrt back! Give me smrt back!? Sorry? Wasn't listening.... | 2015-12-10 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Alright, we're at the vault. The guards may come here in any minute, so did you remember to bring the code cracker so we can open this door? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1b/a1/b6/1ba1b6de036b3daa75dc21e28a0b7cbe.gif | 2015-12-10 09:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why are you so disappointed? Wasn't my face-heel turn heavily foreshadowed? I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a monday-to-friday decision, I've elected to ignore it. //sniped | 2015-12-10 10:06:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What do you think of the recent events in the council? https://media.giphy.com/media/yidUzup3KHgwLPxzhe/giphy.gif | 2015-12-10 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh, hi Nemo! You're not mad about the whole medicine thing are you? No, you can't have a slice of my cake, until you finish your ice cream! | 2015-12-10 12:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I have a rare condition where I need to eat cake every hour or I die. Can I eat some now? I bet I can eat more pancakes than you! | 2015-12-10 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, I've learnt not to try against you, you just never end.....Also, my pancakes! I might use them sometime! That's not going to work..... | 2015-12-11 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| We got a surprise for you which may make your whole day, wanna see it? http://storage3.static.itmages.ru/i/15/0725/h_1437836164_1011833_f3d99d7776.gif | 2015-12-11 11:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nemo, why are you on the floor? .....With my ice cream? I don't want any *slams the door* | 2015-12-11 11:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Do you want free tickets to 1D concert? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Sup8YV9KLfI/T-tq5tOp1II/AAAAAAAAAfo/rm4xVDOOhDE/s1600/gif02.gif | 2015-12-11 12:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yeah, you need to go to re-hab.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7fwti11RM I heard someone singing this last night.... It was disturbing. | 2015-12-11 13:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auuqlcom6tM I don't know what to say... thank you! | 2015-12-12 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You've won the worst film actor ever. How do you feel? Gameboy camera's little secret.... *gets in fetal position* | 2015-12-12 11:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Why are you shaking in fear after that video? Sir monacle's photo album. | 2015-12-12 20:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What is screwed up because of the Gameboy camera? No, I'm not bill. | 2015-12-12 21:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wait...are you THE Mr. Nye? Christmas trees. | 2015-12-13 04:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm sorry, but, what do you want e to throw at you!? Mr. widemouth. | 2015-12-13 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Who ate this cake in one bite? https://49.media.tumblr.com/a88a6819d75c050260200400a469993b/tumblr_mvdmu84wWf1rd3rrgo1_400.gif | 2015-12-13 19:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uIlNtonvr8 Just. Blame. Steveni. | 2015-12-14 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| The connection won't let me meet my friends? Just pull the lever!! | 2015-12-14 11:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What? Push the button? *pushes button* What!? Why didn't you tell me!? potato wall slam! | 2015-12-14 13:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| So what's this gymnastic move you told me you were practicing? White Christmas. | 2015-12-14 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Your favorite type of holiday? Ohohoh! I think you know! | 2015-12-14 19:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Is your passcode possibly "ithinkimamazing123"? Kirby's Epic Yarn. | 2015-12-15 00:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What did you burn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnA9KtryRFI | 2015-12-15 06:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Clank, you must go into this acid lake and find the Cpt. before he swims in there. Did I? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g | 2015-12-15 07:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| In your desperate effort to eat my cake, you bit the kid instead.... Congratulations? No, I was here the whole time! | 2015-12-15 17:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sir, why are you early at work, I thought you wanted to spent a long weekend? Do I look like I know those things just because I'm old? | 2015-12-15 19:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You don't know... Y'know....... how to bake pie? Do I have to? | 2015-12-17 07:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Will you please go read the rules again? Haha! What kind of question is that? | 2015-12-17 09:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why are you standing out here? Don't you know the earths ending? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfLS4nt5aQw | 2015-12-18 15:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can you name an Indie game that should never have happened? Christmas-themed avatars. | 2015-12-20 01:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| People are fond of using right now? Yeah, when cows fly. | 2015-12-20 18:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Can I possibly get a raise for my struggling family? Ebenezer Scrooge. | 2015-12-20 20:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What will I become in the future? There's no love for me in this world. Leave me be. | 2015-12-20 22:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nemo, will you marry me? That ain't Falco! | 2015-12-21 00:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Watch this! Doesn't it look alike? Uh, yeah, there ain't nothing. | 2015-12-21 10:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Come out with your hands up! You got anything in your pockets? I will watch you suffer. | 2015-12-21 15:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Check this, a new racing car build by me. Wanna see me test it? It's not like I would put the wrong tim- *BOOM!* http://media1.giphy.com/media/12KiGLydHEdak8/giphy.gif | 2015-12-21 16:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nemo, are you sure you didn't put the PopTart in for five minutes, not seconds? The inevitable heat death of the universe. | 2015-12-22 16:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What killed the space snowman population? How would I have known that it had feelings? I was hungry! | 2015-12-26 22:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| TenebrisNemo, how could you eat that hamburger? It had feelings! Without a shirt on. :hero: | 2015-12-28 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So, let me get this straight, you want me to run around eating cold pop-tarts while also licking nemo's lollipop on FREEAIM's skateboard shouting "I am the best! You are drunk! I am the worst!" while head-banging to Out-law jack's secret stash of forbidden music? 8D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALpFcXTPFjc | 2015-12-29 09:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You want a donut? "If this is the answer, what is the question?" | 2015-12-29 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The name of the ITITAWITQ club? The things you own end up owning you. | 2015-12-30 00:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hey dude, did you just see me own some noobs in Halo? From Finland. | 2015-12-30 02:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Where did Nemo's lollipop originate from? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iHWVneNpaM | 2015-12-31 08:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What was everyone in 1995 hyping over? Josh Drunkson. | 2015-12-31 17:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So, who drank the booze? That's not going to happen.... *pulls trigger* | 2015-12-31 22:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Waiter, can I please have the filet mignon? M&M's Beach Party. | 2016-01-01 21:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What? Is that even an excuse? There's only 1,0000 in that case, not enough for all of us, only for one.... We have to decide who get's it and who bails.... Point 'ye guns, it's gonna' be a rough one. | 2016-01-03 08:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Can't we split the cookies? The com-fur-ting sound of purring cats. | 2016-01-03 20:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| If they purr one more ti- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!? !?????????????? I... Uhh... Errmm.... It wasn't me... It was clearly..... ......You! ....Yeah, you thought you could blame other people, but all along it was you! Wasn't it!? Confess! I know you did it! You can't lie! | 2016-01-04 08:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You ate my cookie, didn't you? When apologizing just isn't enough. | 2016-01-05 01:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry, I confess.... I... uhh..... FREEAIM ate your cookie! I need to skip town... I can't let them know what I ate..... | 2016-01-05 07:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, there's the town which is looking for their dear golden carrot. Wanna visit? Hahahahaa! Mwaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!! No. | 2016-01-06 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| TenebrisNemo, have you been the bad guy all along? Editing posts. | 2016-01-06 05:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What are you doing with my pen!? You will be put onto hold in... 5 seconds 3 seconds 1 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1_uaou01ts Your call is important to us. Please stay on hold. There are.... 8 ...calls ahead of you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWY8mAwJ8Dc Your call is important to us. Please stay on hold. There are.... 7 ...calls ahead of you. | 2016-01-06 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| This is Sir monacle, right? I found your plushie, if you answer I will tell you the location where you must put your ransom money. Yes. Yes. No. No. Hahahahahaaa! Hahahahahaaa! My wonder, my wonder... nooo! You played 2 hours to die like this? Morgan? Morgan? *Bongo solo* Wololoo! | 2016-01-06 12:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Is this stereotype town? I can get some tacos here, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dctocak6Hw | 2016-01-06 18:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Guess what happened when I successfully fulfilled my suicide bombing mission? *Hands over a hammer* | 2016-01-07 05:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Okay, to succeed on this surgery, I will need a drill. Nurse, give me the drill? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGNtl9A1JwU | 2016-01-08 07:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| "So what do you think of these cute Sir monacle plushies?" Nah, the opposite. *Shoots you* | 2016-01-08 09:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Shots fired? Combos into Rest. | 2016-01-09 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So, how do I defeat L1N3R1D3R again? I found it quite creepy, but then again, he is pretty much, a bunch of pixels. | 2016-01-10 07:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What do you think of Freddy Fozbear? Shell shocked! | 2016-01-10 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What happened when Shell looked at your browser history? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - And now, gentlemen, we will discuss our thoughts about our enemy, who tries to save his loved one from us. Any ideas how we will def- *Wall explodes and he jumps at the table* Ye shuld keep your meetings more polite, Mr. Monocle! How this can be!? *RATATATATATATA!* | 2016-01-10 22:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Anyways, can we continue the play, now? When people mix up the three types of there/their/they're. | 2016-01-11 02:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Three t's mean? Buh dum tsss! | 2016-01-11 07:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sir monacle actually read the rules? I will not. *Jumps away* | 2016-01-11 15:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Shall we dance on the rooftop? Still a team, grandpa! | 2016-01-12 02:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGNtl9A1JwU How about.... No. | 2016-01-12 07:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Eat your broccoli!? Come on, it's not even that scary to walk at the edge of a 500 kilometer fall- *Slips* Goooooood whyyyyyyyyyyy...! | 2016-01-12 14:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Do you like the new stairs I built? Be care full, I haven't finished building the handrails yet? You will need: 200g dark chocolate 170g salted butter (or add a pinch of salt if using unsalted) 3 free range eggs (room temperature is always better) 200g soft brown sugar (caster is fine if you don’t have any) 110g plain flour So firstly, assemble all your ingredients together, and preheat the oven to gas 4/180 degrees. The method Step one: melt the butter and chocolate in a bain-marie (basically, a heatproof bowl (so not a plastic one) over a saucepan of just-simmering water – don’t let the bottom of the bowl come into contact with water). Turn the water off when it’s just bubbling and stir the mixture gently until it’s combined. Take it off the heat and allow to cool to room temperature (if you pour very hot chocolate into the eggy mixture, you risk getting blobs of scrambled egg in your brownies. Ick). (c) Englishmum.com Step two: meanwhile, whisk the eggs and sugar together until pale, light and frothy. There is no raising agent in brownies, so the air whisked in at this stage will stop them being a big chocolate brick. Step three: pour in the cooled chocolate/butter mixture and stir well. Step four: lastly, add in the flour and any extras you’re adding (nuts… raisins… smarties… whatever, see below). Stir briefly until the flour disappears. Baking I use a square silicone cake ‘tin’, given a little spritz of cake release spray, but any square or rectangular tin will do. Make sure you line it very well as the brownies will stick. Step five: bake for about 30 minutes or until the top is cracked and shiny. The centre should still be slightly soft and squidgy. And that’s it. You are a brownie baker. Reward yourself with a massive slab of brownie, served warm with ice cream (or if you’re serving as a dessert, whisk some cream with a bit of icing sugar and a slug of booze) or allow to cool and place in an airtight container. Variations So once you’ve mastered the basic recipe, you can do all sorts of wonderful things with brownies: •Try folding in 50g of white chocolate buttons, or a chopped up fudge bar •or add 50g almonds, or macademia nuts, or any nuts •Add 50g raisins soaked in a little rum, then drained •Replace 50g of the butter with peanut butter… •Chuck in a couple of handfuls of Malteasers •Stir in a couple of tablespoons of marmalade or cherry jam •Dot the top with fresh cherries, pushing them gently into the mixture And when they’ve come out of the oven, you can drizzle them with chocolate, stack them and sandwich them with ganache… whatever you like. If you’re feeling ultra-decadent, you can even whip up a cookie dough topping for them: Cookie Dough Topping 130g butter, softened 130g muscovado sugar 100g caster sugar 4 tbsp milk 1 tsp vanilla extract 200g plain flour 100g dark chocolate, chopped (or chocolate chips) Whizz up the butter and sugars with the electric whisk, add in the milk and vanilla and whizz some more. Stir in the flour (it seems a lot, but it all goes in eventually). Finally, stir in the chocolate chips. Spread over the top of your cooled brownie and refrigerate. If you still don’t think it’s coronary-inducing enough, you can finish by spreading a layer of melted chocolate over the chilled cookie dough. But that would just be silly. Oh… | 2016-01-13 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I am bored, would you please kill me? Too late! *Blows the whole place up* | 2016-01-13 10:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
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