General Stuff #4
smart question, dumb answer
Archive: 1920 posts
| No, so shut up already! Isn't this stuff bad for you? | 2015-11-21 12:27:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Do we all have our crosses to bear? | 2015-11-21 15:48:00 Author: FreeAim  Posts: 2462 |
| I don't know, but I'm cross that you asked me that! How might one find the integral of a basic power function? | 2015-11-21 16:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| Try the light switch. What is a dinosaur? | 2015-11-21 21:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| They're dead, right? What is the average wingspan of an unladen swallow? | 2015-11-22 00:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Huh!? My wings swallow!? I thought they sucked! Forum life is cruel...? | 2015-11-22 07:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Woah, that sure is a question alright. Why aren't people asking smart questions around here? | 2015-11-22 10:16:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
Mainly because the difference between 'smart' and 'dumb' is purely opinionated. So, (in theory) you keep judging everyone and that's terrible. judge me? | 2015-11-22 13:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| 8/10 What exactly is the fine veneer between a good party and a great party? | 2015-11-22 15:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Me being invited. Who in the world would give me an '8/10' :smallToggle: ? | 2015-11-22 16:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| L1N3R1D3R. Is it opinionated to think that World War 2 was bad? | 2015-11-22 18:28:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Yes, I thought it was good. :hero: Turkey with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. | 2015-11-22 19:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What combination will make me stuck to the toilet? Nope. | 2015-11-22 19:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Whoops, I thought this was "If this is the answer, what is the question?" and Sir monacle seems to have followed that. :$ Anyways: If at any point I need to leave, you stay here to protect our goods, alright? | 2015-11-22 21:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sure..... 'Protect'.... Heh, heh.... ...All for monacle all fo- Errr, sure. Okay. How do I distract L1N3R1D3R? | 2015-11-23 06:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What were you saying? If you were to become president, how would you handle the current situation in Tennessee? | 2015-11-24 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ohhhh, something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ulyJuvU3Q Did you really watch that for ten hours? | 2015-11-24 08:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Didn't watch it. Experienced it. Are you guys really confusing these forum games, or are you messing up their entire points by purpose? | 2015-11-24 12:01:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Box number #25! I choose box number ~25!!11!11! Is sad that I wrote this? | 2015-11-24 15:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Nah, it's kinda funny. Who are you to say that I can't believe in something for a logical reason? | 2015-11-24 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because.... I am the god of all the five classy gods! Classy god No.1 Armchair: The armchair settled the back ache of 1852! He is the god of resting! Classy god no.2 Painting: Painting looks okay! Don't you think so too? She is the god of fashion! Classy god no.3 hot drinks: I prefer tea myself, but I also like hot chocolate too! He is the god of thirst! Classy god no.4 Minerals: Yeah... They're things in the ground that are shiny... They are the gods of war! Classy god no.5 My voice: Thundering down from my monitor is my booming voice of awesomeness.... (and big head-ed-ness) The god: Me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd4OLzhQw0 So, whadd'ya think? | 2015-11-25 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Personally all things considered I could care less. Is it true that the only opposite to the freedom of choice is the idea of a situation when we have no choice, or do we sometimes truly lack the option to act? | 2015-11-25 15:09:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What? No! Freedom is where you can do whatever you want! whatever you want! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI1aZu1HpmM ...? Explain the video above me? | 2015-11-25 16:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Annoying Orange makes it funny. Why did people ever think Annoying Orange was funny? Wasn't he supposed to be named appropriately? | 2015-11-25 21:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It's a youtubevideo. Calm down. Why are apples red/green Why can't they be purple? | 2015-11-26 07:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| With the growth of industrialized agriculture, biodiversity has become streamlined to only include a select few of each type of fruit or vegetable, and they have been developed to look and taste a certain way, often tasteless. Because I bloody know. I mean, because chemicals! Why is there no satisfaction in achieving something without competition? | 2015-11-26 11:32:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Don't try. You'll never win against ice cream. Should I buy ice cream.... Or a XXXXL pizza? | 2015-11-26 11:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Both, then eat it all in an hour. If we name a function f in terms of x, how would you find the inverse of f, f^-1? | 2015-11-26 16:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What? I wasn't listening, I don't have enough money to buy both. What flavour ice cream should I get? | 2015-11-26 17:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| The smart one? Why do you keep stealing my chocolate cookies!? | 2015-11-26 19:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| Chocolate cookie make tummy rumbles go away. Why are carrots orange? | 2015-11-26 19:24:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Define "carrot" This ice cream is tasty! Smart favoured is chewy! I've dropped my ice cream...  Now what? | 2015-11-26 19:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Lick it off the ground. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? | 2015-11-28 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Purple, I think. What is genetical manipulation? | 2015-11-28 01:05:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Did you say multiplication? I never understood that. For if someone were to be misguided, they would not be lying, but they would be speaking falsely, am I right? | 2015-11-28 02:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Who's misguided? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGfTLb6RFk0 ....Why is the rum gone? | 2015-11-28 07:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I drunk it. Is SpaceHamster truly copying PeanutButterGamer or merely taking inspiration? | 2015-11-28 15:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I have no clue who they are.... So both.... Yep, both. You burnt all the food, shade, rum!? | 2015-11-29 07:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You can't burn shade! What part of the hockey rink must the goalie stay in to use the goalie stick? | 2015-11-29 19:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ask someone else, I don't play hockey. Will I ever play hockey? | 2015-11-29 21:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| The lake is full of players during the winter. You should try at summer. What is a man? | 2015-11-29 21:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Not a woman. Fido, what did you do this time? | 2015-11-29 23:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| *BARK!* *BARK!* The cow says *meow*? | 2015-11-30 06:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I always think of it as a big, black and white cat. Why must human suffer so? | 2015-11-30 13:33:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Because guns. How is attacking each other in war considered moral? | 2015-11-30 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well you kill all them bad guyz! To be or not to be? | 2015-11-30 15:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| To be! No... To not to be! No..... 42! Robots will suffer, but why? | 2015-11-30 15:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wrong! Robots have no feelings! Only humans have! What good is it to a man who sells his own soul in order to rule the world? | 2015-11-30 23:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| He gets to rule the world. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? | 2015-12-01 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| In this world. What is the meaning of this war? | 2015-12-01 06:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Death! PEW! PEW BOOM! ZAPPA KAKKA POW! Would I make a better doctor than outlaw-jack? | 2015-12-01 12:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well, you do know your way around my heart... What is the most worthy topic of discussion in psychology? | 2015-12-01 13:45:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Therapy, it solves everything........ EVERYTHING! R-right? R-right!? Therapy works.... right? | 2015-12-01 14:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yup...sometimes. If we have a function f, how would we find its integral, or anti-derivative? | 2015-12-01 23:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| ..... errr.... Science blah, blah..... Science maths, blah, blah, maths...... F- 1......2......3.........? | 2015-12-02 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Cow. What conditions can lead to an epileptic seizure? | 2015-12-02 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Deez nuts. What is the purpose of promise? | 2015-12-02 14:19:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I don't know, isn't that a political distraction? Why don't you love me anymore? | 2015-12-02 15:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hey! I just got here! *runs away* I can't run in flip-flops, help!? | 2015-12-02 15:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic Ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? | 2015-12-02 16:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Sadly due to court laws I am no longer allowed to answer that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQfagXfBqE A kid asks a bear what's he's doing in his underwear and the bear proceeds to tell the kid about his life story.... Makes sense? | 2015-12-02 19:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yes, total sense. What on earth is in Sir monacle's mind? | 2015-12-03 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Two beans randomly bumping at each other! http://giant.gfycat.com/ImpracticalFortunateGourami.gif | 2015-12-03 09:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Jack Sparrow. Sent me to settle his debt. What does the success of superhero movies tell about our culture? | 2015-12-03 11:14:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I CAN FLY! WEEEEEEE! PEW!PEW! PEW! BANG! BANG! POW! BULLET BULLET GUN! In my mind, you're a peanut? | 2015-12-03 13:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Mmm...peanuts. Is it possible for someone to be allergic to water? | 2015-12-03 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I am... Every time I try to breathe water, I turn into a ghost, strange. Is it possible for it to rain chocolate!? | 2015-12-04 07:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I hope it does in heaven. With whom was Columbus sailing when he discovered the Americas? | 2015-12-04 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Columbus didn't find America! The clovis people did! L1N3R1D3R never learnt history, did he? | 2015-12-04 19:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, I did! Caesar was German, right? If one particle has twice the mass of another, what is the relative gravitational force between the two? | 2015-12-04 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uhh, two to one? Why do we do things that hurt ourselves on the long term for the benefit of the short term? | 2015-12-04 23:24:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| 'Cause live for the now, right? Why is the forum's internal dictionary lacking at times? It doesn't recognize real words like "millenia". | 2015-12-05 00:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, or ' PARASTRATIOSPHECOMYIASTRATIOSPHECOMYIOIDES' strange. 2 + 2 = 5, right? | 2015-12-05 07:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Correct. Why is the concept of a "smart question" so difficult for some people to comprehend? | 2015-12-05 18:47:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| ...Button is red? Button is red! Aaaaaaand! You've won a MLG gaming toaster, how do you feel!? | 2015-12-05 19:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Amazing, bro! Why do some people find memey MLG montages funny? | 2015-12-06 00:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Mlg nuscopez! N00b u bet nutin shrek is love shrek is life doritoes mtn dw wii iz b3st stupid kid. *screams through mic* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5IUYwzKAQA U wot m8? | 2015-12-06 13:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| skrub If we were to find Sir monacle in his natural habitat, what would you posit him doing? | 2015-12-06 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Breaking the rules of the forum games. Do universals such as redness exist as real entities, or merely as mental constructs? | 2015-12-06 23:24:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I don't know, but I'm red right now. Is it too much of a stretch to consider Sir monacle to be following the rules? | 2015-12-07 03:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Never! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRXJuudhW0 No? | 2015-12-07 07:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| VOTE: BAN Sir monacle FOR 5 YEARS YES(1) NO(0) It couldn't end any other way now, couldn't it? | 2015-12-07 07:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I could die. If we were to reevaluate the situation, might we gain more knowledge than previous? | 2015-12-07 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uhhh, look, i'll confess, teenbrisnemo killed them, okay? That would be terrible! Right? | 2015-12-07 15:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO! DON'T JUDGE ME! If we were never meant to be, then why did this happen anyway? | 2015-12-07 18:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's no reason to kill somebody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ6fjGS1lRg Did this song help calm down your mental anguish, Teenbrisnemo? | 2015-12-07 18:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I don't know, ask Teenbrisnemo. What else is a man than a miserable pile of secrets? | 2015-12-07 18:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| ...? Aren't you too drunk and under-aged to drive? | 2015-12-07 18:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Not in America, it's a free country! How do you change the polarity of neutron flows? | 2015-12-07 22:43:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Make it happy and then sad. If we knew the volume and the molarity of a solution, how would we find the amount of moles of substance? | 2015-12-08 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We'd find them on your face. Wha-? | 2015-12-08 06:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hello! If a tree falls in a forest and nobody isn't around to hear it, does it make sound? | 2015-12-08 07:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't know, but the question sure does branch out into many philosophical themes. If you removed a grain of sand at a time, when would a heap of sand stop being a heap? | 2015-12-08 14:11:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Look, I said I'll clean your sandbox, but I'm not doing it grain-by-grain, okay? Why did I ever agree to do this? | 2015-12-08 15:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Human nature. Can I get a discount? | 2015-12-08 17:00:00 Author: NathanBros  Posts: 213 |
| No... It's a free sample... Do you want a free sample? | 2015-12-08 17:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I don't know, I haven't asked myself. There is never money for the poor and hungry but there is always money for war? | 2015-12-08 22:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Money hogs. They're real animals. If you were to play a dice game without dice, what would be the most realistic roll outcomes? | 2015-12-09 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| 6 becuz I has my onw dcie. Why are you on the roof swinging with a shovel and shouting curse words at the trees? | 2015-12-09 06:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| They're watching me child.... WAcThIng! I see them lurking in the shadows! Lurking hard! Or.... Is it hardly lurking... Heh, heh... They know what I did... And they're not happy! Does hypnosis work? | 2015-12-09 07:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| It's all a figment of your imagination. How were dogs bred from wolves into chihuahuas? | 2015-12-09 12:41:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Our ancestors were mentally ill just like many people nowadays! What is mob to a king? What is king to a god? What is god to an atheist? | 2015-12-09 14:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nothing, weeeeell, I think of it more in the case of 'greek mythology' To answer the things we don't know... But, believe what you want to believe... Why does politics and religion bring more war? | 2015-12-09 15:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Because of crazy and ignorant people like you! Bring me your extra resources? | 2015-12-09 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Look, all the contents of my kitchen has been emptied, if I could pick-up my fridge and give it to you, I would..... Wait, what? Can go you back to the part where L1N3R1D3R jumps off the bridge? | 2015-12-10 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| OK so L1N3R1D3R waz on teh bridge and just jumped liek a rabbit! Why is FreeAim so fabulous? | 2015-12-10 09:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| 'Cause feLLAS. DON'T BE JEALOUS. WHEN THEY MADE ME THEY BROKE THE MOULD. SO CHARISMATIC (WITH AN AUTOMATIC) NEVER PREMATURELY SHOOTING HIS LOAD!!! What is the medical purpose behind the voices I hear at night? | 2015-12-10 10:04:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Not listening to the voices! Duh! What created Sir monacle? | 2015-12-10 10:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Radiation canisters, classy songs and 2 hours of torture. next question? | 2015-12-10 12:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Next answer. Is a multiverse a realistic possibility? | 2015-12-10 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| *shrugs* They're all gone, aren't they? | 2015-12-11 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, they're still in this world! Doing the smallest good deeds for others may make their whole day? | 2015-12-11 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yeah, but it won't make yours.... That's a bit evil don't you think? | 2015-12-11 11:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, I'm the good guy! Is that... is that your idea of honor!? | 2015-12-12 11:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yeap, so, yeah, I might of slaughtered everyone, but it was worth it.... Right, worth it, right? | 2015-12-12 12:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Wrong. The defendant brought up the evidence from the Chicago Times. What say you about this? | 2015-12-12 21:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You can't frame me..... We all know you did it.... You better sleep with one eye open... And I advise you to take a closer look at your lawyer.... Rodrick. H. L1N3R1D3R..... 42? | 2015-12-13 07:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| XXXXII *Holds hands up* What is the meaning of this? | 2015-12-13 19:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| *sigh* You're forgetting to twist! How are you going to unlock a door at this rate!? Put the thing in the other thing and twist..... There you go! You've unlocked a door! Charlie the killer!?  | 2015-12-14 06:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well yeah, he had a knife and the victim was dead so it must be true! Do you know the difference of a smart answer and a dump answer? | 2015-12-14 11:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Me press red buton now.... No! Really? You realize you have the wrong number, right? | 2015-12-14 13:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, can I get a large pizza? What is the most useful application of the Theory of Relativity. | 2015-12-14 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Um, a real one? What is the monster's weakness? | 2015-12-14 18:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Stabby stabby. For what reason did the Dutch revolt against the Spanish in 1566? | 2015-12-14 23:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well, you know, they didn't like them! Alright, what is the right answer for question number 75? | 2015-12-15 06:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Potato toaster. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? | 2015-12-15 06:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Because screw you, that's why! You have any idea why you are at my kitchen 3:00 in the morning? | 2015-12-15 10:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| .... You didn't see anything... It's 3:00 AM? | 2015-12-15 17:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, it's 3:01 AM. And why are YOU under my bed? | 2015-12-15 19:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| .... Boo? | 2015-12-16 19:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hoo. I'll see you at the therapy? | 2015-12-16 21:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| thevoicesarewatchinginthedarkhelpmepleasewatchdark theymehelp I'm insane, aren't I? | 2015-12-17 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Bat-crap crazy! How are you still alive? | 2015-12-17 08:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI Hoopy the hoop? | 2015-12-18 15:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, the cake is a lie. Can we please start posting smart questions again? | 2015-12-20 01:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know, can we? What is the reason for life? | 2015-12-20 18:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| LittleBigPlanet. If it were possible to send a spaceship to Pluto, at what speed must it travel to reach Pluto in 3 years? | 2015-12-20 21:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| A speed of a snail! With proper rocket you reach Pluto within minutes! Why did you do this? Now everyone is suffering... didn't you know that? | 2015-12-20 22:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh, I thought it said "Atomic Bob"... As what ratio of two sides of a right triangle can the sine of one of the angles be expressed? | 2015-12-21 00:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, yes? You're late to the class again. I wonder what excuse you have this time? | 2015-12-21 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I drowned and then got revived! As a bonus difficult question, what is the slope of the tangent line to 2x+3y=10 at (2,2)? | 2015-12-21 15:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Zero. What's for Christmas food? | 2015-12-21 16:20:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213 |
| Christmas food. Duh. You will not forget to study during the holidays, right? | 2015-12-21 16:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No...yes? Are you familiar with the famous theory of relativity? | 2015-12-22 16:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
Yes, it's called FRIENDSHIP!  Is there only 2 sides to fight or many? | 2015-12-25 13:05:00 Author: thaia2013  Posts: 111 |
| There are 2 sides on a triangle... Plus, what have you ever done to warrant me paying for your entire vacation? | 2015-12-25 16:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Um, I love you? What is a man than a miserable pile of secrets? | 2015-12-26 23:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, a body? What's a man to a king, what's a king to a god, what's a god to a non-believer? | 2015-12-28 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| A hoax, but I personally (in my own opinion) think of religion to answer the unknown questions, like Greek mythology: to answer the questions that we don't know, for example: what happens when we die, why crops die in winter (Greeks didn't know why this happened so they made this myth up: http://greece.mrdonn.org/greekgods/demeter.html ) blah... Blah... Blah.... e.t.c. I'm sorry about the lectures, and this is my personal opinion (please keep that in mind) as I'm not trying to start a flame war and I respect others and what they choose to believe in.... Why are you doing that? | 2015-12-29 08:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Uh, drugs? When the monarch dies and he has no remaining direct male relatives, who will rule then? | 2015-12-29 16:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The alpha. The real question is: how did we make it this far? | 2015-12-30 00:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| By walking. Whether or not we survive this, in the end all that matters is the effort, right? | 2015-12-30 02:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We all know you're not going to make it.... Give up already so I- I mean 'we' can feast upon your tender arm. Mutiny's against ye ships rules! Ye shall be keyhole'd, if ye captain found this out, yar better watch out, black spot means death didn't ye know? | 2015-12-31 09:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Speak English, please. When is it ever a good time to betray your family? | 2015-12-31 17:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Now, they're vampires, you must take the dagger and stab them! Hi-yah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChdBRsDJII | 2015-12-31 22:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Tea, duh. Can Sir monacle ever actually read the rules? | 2016-01-01 21:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Can sir monacle read.... No, not really. Oh.... Oh, oh okay, I won't touch that then.... Can I touch that? | 2016-01-03 08:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, it'll kill you! If x^2 + y^2 = sin x * sin y, what is dy/dx? | 2016-01-03 20:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| ... Can I go now? This place smells funny. What's that thing? | 2016-01-04 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| A thing obviously. The thing which you're staring at will decide your fate. How do you feel? | 2016-01-05 23:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Meh, either way. What, why did you burn the building again? | 2016-01-08 07:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That's what flamethrowers are made for, right? And for the last ingredient, I shall take it from that ancient jar of the ancient times. Would you give it to me? | 2016-01-08 09:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No! It's my jar You all ways break my jars! Why did you break my jar? | 2016-01-10 07:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I thought it was Jar Jar, I hate that guy. Why do we fall? | 2016-01-10 22:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehW8YdF-qF8 Why would I want to do that? | 2016-01-16 08:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Do it for the Vine. How is it that American society is becoming more violent when violent crime rates have been at an all-time low? | 2016-01-17 10:11:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| Because Trump will make America great again. Why did people forgot the value of life? | 2016-01-17 22:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN2PBDWRYeM ... Forgot what? | 2016-01-20 06:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Your memory, you forgot it. Why do you keep talking crap? | 2016-01-20 11:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The sky IS blue! ....This is my radio station, why won't you leave? | 2016-01-22 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring radio phone! Hello, this is TenebrisNemo, who are you? | 2016-01-22 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Was the answer: Banana fudge man!? Jet set radioooooooooooooooo! I mean..... You're listening to sir monacle's tune, the top radio station that can't spell! Now it's time for a classic; Jingle jangle jingle... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs Wasn't that a great song? Say, don't sit there quite-ly if you'd like to send in a request, get heard! Phone Monacle tune to send a request! That's 555-DON'T-SUE. And look, we have a caller! What's your request? | 2016-01-23 08:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'll sue you! *Breaks the door of the radio station and shoots everything with a minigun.* I'm sorry, but are you intelligent and agile enough for this mission? | 2016-01-24 19:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I know what goes on in your basement.... You can't silence me. Why did you steal my radio station for? | 2016-01-27 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
It looked cool so I decided that I needed it. ?_(ツ _/?Why are you in my trash bin? Why don't you go and get a life!? | 2016-01-27 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I dropped my life in here. And well, you dropped some food in here.... Do you even care about the consequences? | 2016-01-29 05:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Uh, sure. What is the integral of sinx*cosx dx? | 2016-01-29 18:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ix Nox Knowx Is it shiny? | 2016-01-31 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Shhiiiiiinnnnnyyyyy...... What were the motivations and tactics of Oliver Cromwell? | 2016-01-31 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, victory. What else is a man than a miserable pile of secrets? | 2016-02-01 06:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| A body. How could you betray such a close friend? | 2016-02-01 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Easily. It wasn't complicated or anything. ?_(ツ_/? Throw the ring! Let go of it! What are you waiting for!? | 2016-02-01 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The pizza man. What is the general antiderivative of 7e^x - sec^2 x ? | 2016-02-01 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Durr, the answer is "x" What do you mean? | 2016-02-02 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm not mean, I'm your grandpa. This doesn't make any sense! What did you try to do? | 2016-02-02 11:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, make cookies. For of man were to be mortal, then why is his influence immortal? | 2016-02-03 02:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because he's using God mode, that son of a gun! You're under arrest! Will you leave your speeches for the judge? | 2016-02-03 11:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, sure, why not? Where did you put the forms that were vitally important to the project? | 2016-02-05 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Somewhere. If money wasn't an object, what would you do with your life? | 2016-02-08 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Smoke weed every day, son! What would be the best method to getting rid of most online lag? | 2016-02-10 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| By not being online. This is a psychological test. Can you touch this? | 2016-02-10 09:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, sure. How can you express wavelength in terms of energy levels jumped? | 2016-02-10 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes. If you are a god then why aren't you making any miracles? | 2016-02-11 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm Thor, duh. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? | 2016-02-11 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Dude, she never existed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo What makes you think that this plan is going to fail? | 2016-02-12 10:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because it will. Who was the executive force that okayed the Declaration of Independence? | 2016-02-13 01:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| A human. To be or not to be? | 2016-02-14 21:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't like bees. Is it possible for a republic to stand where the people are immoral? | 2016-02-15 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Republic doesn't stand anywhere, it doesn't have legs. Who is more foolish, the dump or the ones who follows him? | 2016-02-16 14:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Heh heh, dump. What is the ratio of lead to uranium in this chunk of rock? We need it in order to date the rock. | 2016-02-16 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, 2016? Who has the right to take another person's life? | 2016-02-17 00:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I do. In what ways are the American and French Revolutions similar and different? | 2016-02-17 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Different: europeans and americans. Similiar: both had revolutions. If a tree falls in a forest and nobody isn't around to hear it, does it make sound? | 2016-02-17 09:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, duh. Wherefore art thou, o Romeo? | 2016-02-17 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Shut up and make me a sammich. What does Mr. Wallace look like!? | 2016-02-17 21:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Mr. Wallace. How would you go about solving a limit of indeterminate form? | 2016-02-17 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Solvin' it. You've been sentenced to death by an electric chair for stealing the water of so many cities for 10 years now. Any last words? | 2016-02-19 09:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why, again? Where are generous people when you need them? | 2016-02-19 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| In jail. Huee. Hm? What have we here? | 2016-02-25 09:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Donuts! YAY! How do you get started solving the hardest sudoku? | 2016-02-25 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I put dem numbers! Did I not explain the urgency of our task? | 2016-02-25 14:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh...you did, but what? How can a limit of a fraction in indeterminate form be turned into a workable limit? | 2016-02-25 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The sky's the limit ma brutha. What do radio waves look like? | 2016-02-26 02:55:00 Author: jimydog000  Posts: 813 |
| When I tune out to the radio, yo. How is the central metaphor of the song expanded on throughout the course of the words? | 2016-02-26 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It spreads like an explosion, right? Is this real life or is this just fantasy? | 2016-02-28 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's life, yo. How can you resolve the issue of foreign immigrants in the country? | 2016-02-29 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Illegal aliens stealing our jobs, put them in jail. What doesn't kill you makes you what? | 2016-03-01 09:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| *starts singing Kelly Clarkson* What is the precise definition of a limit? | 2016-03-01 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| When you can't eat pizzas anymore. You've lost this fight, why do you keep it up? | 2016-03-02 08:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I like punch...ing. How should the fence be built to maximize the area of the lot? | 2016-03-02 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| So it maximizes the area of the lot! Why do you steal other people's money? They've worked hard on them. | 2016-03-03 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because it's there, duh. Wherefore art thou, O Romeo? | 2016-03-03 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Shut up, I can't pause online game! Do you really have any idea what's going on? | 2016-03-04 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Of course I do...what again? In what situations should you integrate by parts? | 2016-03-04 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| When they fall off. What is bravery without a dash of recklessness? | 2016-03-06 18:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Asking that question is brave... > Do you see it from the corner of your eye...in the distance? | 2016-03-06 19:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes... my nose! How can you live with yourself, Lucius? | 2016-03-06 22:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I live with my brother... How much wood could be chucked by the woodchuck if indeed he was capable of chucking wood? | 2016-03-06 23:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, much wood. What business have you? | 2016-03-07 08:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I make buildings. Mary had a little lamb, but was the lamb indeed little? | 2016-03-07 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It's classified. Intercept their communication? How do I do that? | 2016-03-08 11:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Jump in the way. Why do people keep underrating Pac-Man's potential in Smash 4? | 2016-03-08 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It has dem limbs! I saw few Grey Wardens wandering in this swamp. "Why are they here? What are they going to do?" I asked myself. So I saw you scavenging around this destroyed tower. Why is that? | 2016-03-08 20:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I like it here. Why would it be a wise idea to lock your house when you're home alone? | 2016-03-09 00:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| To keep away the homeless of course. WDYDW I use this question here? | 2016-03-09 14:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get angry. What is the evidence you have gotten from that crime site? | 2016-03-09 22:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well, duh, the game spoiler tells me who's the bad guy. Greetings, my friend! May I know your name? | 2016-03-10 12:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Line rider or sumfin. What is death more than a new adventure which you begin at the end of your life? | 2016-03-11 03:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I wouldn't call rotting in graveyard an adventure. What do you do when Luigi steals your girl? | 2016-03-11 05:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Mamma mia! How do you factor a difference of cubes? | 2016-03-11 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| This is small. This is big. End of story. When is the right time to take out the steak from the oven? | 2016-03-13 20:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| When it's done. Do you think the universe could survive without the sun as we know it now? | 2016-03-14 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I believe in the Bible. You are a person with huge status and reputation. Take them away, what are you? | 2016-03-14 16:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| A king. Is it not true that the metaphysics of the universe proves the existence of gravity? | 2016-03-15 00:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Heathen! God will send you to the underworld! Tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight? | 2016-03-15 07:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, that's weird. Sir_monacle, where have you gone now? | 2016-03-15 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| He's not your Sir_monacle, pal! How many dragon balls do I need to get my ultimate wish? | 2016-03-16 06:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, eleventy two, maybe. Why do Jigglypuff and King Dedede not get their deserved buffs in Smash 4? | 2016-03-16 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Jigglypuff doesn't exist. There's 3 crows on the tree. Hunter shoots one. How many crows are left? | 2016-03-17 09:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, three? Take all my loves, my love, yea take them all: What hast thou then more than thou hadst before? | 2016-03-18 04:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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