Archive: 882 posts

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Nope. User below died.

2013-02-14 03:23:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Obviously not true, otherwise I wouldn't be here posting this . The user below saved Aperture Science.

2013-02-14 12:04:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Well, that's definitely a lie, isn't it? User below is a potato.

2013-02-14 16:57:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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... User below is Chell.

2013-02-14 21:38:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Umm... User below is not going to change the subject. This is an LBP forum, after all.

2013-02-15 09:04:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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User below has just unlocked the ROYALTY pin on LBP2. They also received a free crown and bug blaster

2013-02-15 09:09:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Pfft. I wish. User below has not heard of the new DLC for LBPK.

2013-02-15 18:07:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Nope, I don't even have LBPK. User below doesn't have LBPK.

2013-02-16 03:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Lies! Although until they fix all the bugs, I almost wish that was true. User below has played Craftworld, the LBP Protoraptor...erm...prototype.

2013-02-16 08:57:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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User below Spams the cool pages with copied levels.

2013-02-17 04:08:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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No, though I will personally slap anybody who I find that does *looks at little brother's uploaded levels and gets ready to slap User below likes bomb survivals.

2013-02-17 04:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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User below has nightmares about Sackboy and sackgirl

2013-02-17 04:47:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Well that was the lamest lie ever. I don't even have nightmares that often. The user below is the one responsible for putting GLaDOS in a potato.

2013-02-17 21:06:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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I didn't put myself in a potato. That moron did. The user below has a best friend named neurotoxin.

2013-02-17 21:55:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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*choke* User below has a best friend called MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!!

2013-02-17 22:06:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Stop playing with the mashy-spike-plate, Wheatley. User below does not a remote to shutdown Wheatley.

2013-02-17 22:13:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Bam! I just remotely disabled Wheatley! User below is Wheatley.

2013-02-17 23:25:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Nope, just GLaDOS. User below is in space.

2013-02-17 23:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I come in peace, earthling. User below lives outside the Solar System.

2013-02-18 12:28:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *REBOOT COMPLETE* Sorry about that, some imbecile just shut me down. Took an emergency reboot to start me back up again. User below is the person who shut me down. (You'd better hope that's a lie)

2013-02-18 19:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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User below will have it's birthday on Friday the 13TH in September.

2013-02-18 19:54:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Not even close to my birthday, try again. User below will not remotely shut down Wheatley again.

2013-02-18 20:40:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Ah, thank sackgod. I'm not shutting myself down. What kind of lunatic would do that? User below didn't look up...MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!!

2013-02-18 22:09:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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*dodges MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!! and shakes head at Wheatley* User below knows how to properly operate a so-called "MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!!".

2013-02-19 01:15:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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That's not a lie, I do. Sadly, I decommissioned them because Wheatley was being a moron. User below will not ask Valve to make Portal 3 on Vita. They will not ask.

2013-02-19 01:43:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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VALVE MAKE PORTAL 3 ON VITA User below will not mention the overused meme about Valve not being able to count to 3.

2013-02-19 07:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Valve: Hey everyone, look at what we can count up to! Portal 1, Portal 2, Portal.... errr.... User below wishes that Portal 3 will be released on Nintendo 64.

2013-02-19 20:42:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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I don't wish, man. I know. User below did not kill me. You monster.

2013-02-19 22:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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You're right, I didn't kill you. User above is GLaDOS. Oh, and whoever is the user below; don't worry as I have not forgotten about you . User below typed their post with a keyless keyboard.

2013-02-19 22:56:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Eh? Ah! I'm a robot in space, no keyboard, actually, I'm just accessing this through my internet app. They told me never never ever to use that app or I would die! But I was so bored. User below chopped up his (or her) entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. But obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.

2013-02-20 07:34:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I haven't chopped up my staff . And don't you worry; you will die soon enough from using the Internet app. User below just bought Aperture Science from Cave Johnson.

2013-02-21 16:48:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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B..bu....but....I don't want to die.......I'm too young! My manufacturing date was only 99999999999 years ago! User below prefers Black Mesa to Aperture.

2013-02-21 19:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Well that was obviously a lie. User below is considering buying Mashy-Spike-Plates for Wheatley's birthday.

2013-02-21 20:26:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Aw...wait, what? How is that physically possible? Erm...User below is considering buying Mashy-Spike-Plates for my Manufacturing Day.

2013-02-21 21:35:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Clone yourself, and program your cloned self to give you a birthday present. Simples . And that's a lie what you said, user above. User below has a phone.

2013-02-21 22:18:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Man...I guess it's just the wall that rings then. User below me is not below me.

2013-02-21 22:43:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Yes I am. User below will slap some sense into qwerty123456.

2013-02-21 23:04:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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No. I'm far too nice for that...I'll Mashy-Spike-Plate some sense into qwerty123456. User below does not live in the UK.

2013-02-25 20:03:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Your'e right, that K should be an S. User below hates music.

2013-02-25 22:13:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Lies! User below thinks I'm annoying. (Notice how this is supposed to be a lie)

2013-02-26 07:54:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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That is the truth. User below isn't Wheatley and they don't think that he is moronic and annoying.

2013-02-26 21:16:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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I! AM! NOT! A! MORON! User below just fell. A long way. Into Old Aperture.

2013-02-27 18:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I'm pweety sure that's a lie. :B The user below me owes me 36 cents. ;-;

2013-03-02 13:25:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Nope, just 25. Twas a good Coca-Cola you bought for me way back when. User below has a life. (Just waiting for Wheatley to respond here)

2013-03-03 03:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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You knew I would respond to that. User below exists.

2013-03-03 07:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I'm glad i exist. User below ate baked beans for dinner

2013-03-04 09:26:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Nope, just pizza. I don't put baked beans on my pizza. User below is not my test subject.

2013-03-05 23:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Thank sackgod that's true. User below is not my test subject. My tests are better than yours.

2013-03-06 16:02:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I can't be your test-subject, I'm the almighty derpy Nys Core!!!1 The user below me is Chloe Sullivan.

2013-03-06 16:15:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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No. User below has acting skills even worse than Nicholas Cage's.

2013-03-08 01:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I don't know who that is, so... User below works for Black Mesa.

2013-03-08 20:28:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Of course I do, and I'm gonna steal all of your Aperture Science designs *evil laugh* User below lost the game

2013-03-09 14:56:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I don't know what you're talking about. User below doesn't know what he's talking about.

2013-03-10 22:03:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Yes I do, moron. And I'm a she (kinda). (oh god, I just realized that I'm GLaDOS, but in real life I'm a guy, but *EXPLOSION*) User below will not give me therapy for the mind ******* that just ocurred.

2013-03-11 21:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I'm not giving Her therapy. (See what I did there, GLaDOS? (See what I did there?)) User below is secretly not Chell, having escaped from Aperture and finding a forum which talks about a game she knows nothing of. She found solace in the forum games, where they talked about other things, including the heckhole she just escaped from: Aperture Science. Wow, that was a long one.

2013-03-11 21:58:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I'm not. I'm GLaDOS, moron. User below is not Protoraptor.

2013-03-11 22:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Hee hee hee. User below is not GLaDOS - I mean, Ryan86me.

2013-03-11 22:17:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Hi. User below is SaD.

2013-03-14 17:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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No, I'm not. I'm HaPPY. (But nice reference) User below is a platypus.

2013-03-14 17:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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No, but Perry... he's a platypus. User below is not a monster.

2013-03-14 18:03:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Yer i'm not a monster... That's when i'm not mad lol.... User below Went to a Justin Biber concert

2013-03-15 06:37:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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EDIT: Sackdammit, sniped! And of all the things to be sniped on!

2013-03-15 08:39:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Correct - my psychological and electrical state is perfectly stable. User below smells something.

2013-03-16 03:18:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Thanks... I knew that Air Freshener would be good for my room. User below Has been grounded for a Year!

2013-03-16 11:51:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Nah. I will be when my parents check edline though O_o User below will not die after reading this comment.

2013-03-16 20:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I read the comment and I'm still alive. User Below ate their PS3 for Dinner

2013-03-17 01:02:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Nope, just my PS2. My Wii was dessert. User below actually plays their Wii.

2013-03-17 15:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What... is a Wii? User below was sleepwalking while replying to this post.

2013-03-17 17:50:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Just sleepjogging. User below will not play Portal 2 in the next 5 mins.

2013-03-17 19:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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That's a lie, as I type this I am clicking on Portal 2 on my Desktop and looking away to avoid the freaky Valve logo! User below knows of the freaky Valve logo.

2013-03-18 08:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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TBH i don't really know the valve logo really is. I have not even heard of it lol..... User below Knows when the world is going to end.

2013-03-18 10:28:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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Nope. But its a shame you don't know about the creepy Valve logo, that stuff is messed up. User below is not going to Google Images to search the Valve logo.

2013-03-19 21:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It's Crazy alright lol User below Got kicked out of Ikea for doing Gangam style

2013-03-20 06:53:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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I despise both the song and the dance. User below is in spaaaaaaaaaaace

2013-03-20 08:44:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Nope, just you. User below does the same old song and dance.

2013-03-20 23:05:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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*dances to Machiavellian Bach, then notices everyone is watching and stops* User below likes awkward pauses.

2013-03-23 13:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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*dances to Machiavellian Bach, then notices everyone is watching and stops* User below likes awkward pauses. I hate it TBH. User below has nightmares about Justin Biber robots

2013-03-23 23:52:00 Author: Sacko53 Posts: 134

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No, but his minions... those are downright creepy, I tell ya. User below has the flu, like me :/.

2013-03-25 20:23:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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That's a lie, but I've got a nasty cold. Wait...I thought robots couldn't get colds? User below is on Mars.

2013-03-25 22:16:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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No, but you're in space. User below's in space.

2013-03-25 22:50:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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User below smells nice

2013-03-26 11:22:00 Author: PPp_Killer Posts: 449

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But i do smell nice :3 User below is home from an exciting day of education.

2013-03-26 20:50:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It's holiday on Spain User below believes in magic

2013-03-29 23:36:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Just fairies. It's different. User below just noticed that - hey, Patofan's back!

2013-03-30 01:04:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Yep, I noticed it. I was busy playing Banjo-Kazooie User below noticed that I'm back too

2013-03-30 10:28:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I did notice that you're back. User below noticed that my post count goes up by 100+ if you count my contributions to the forum games.

2013-03-31 01:38:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Now that you say it... mine would be over 300 or so. User below lives in an egg

2013-04-01 11:21:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Scrambled eggs, that is. User below is watching out for the Watch Dogs.

2013-04-02 01:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I don't know if that's a reference to anything, because if it is then I have no clue. User below is not on Ahkaten.

2013-04-06 19:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Indeed I am not. And yes, it was a reference. Just look up Watch Dogs. It's an upcoming game for PS4, and its got a buttload of anticipation. User below doesn't want my pizza. All of my pizza.

2013-04-09 02:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It depends what kind of pizza, mate. I have no mouth, therefore I can't eat pizza. User below is not the Reassembly Machine.

2013-04-12 10:25:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Im GLaDOS, stupid. User below likes editing posts.

2013-04-12 21:12:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What? Did you delete the text or something. Ohhh, I see. Are you waiting for me to reply, and then editing your post so it looks like I'm stupid and can't read? Oh, I got you there, mate. User below thinks I'm a moron.

2013-04-13 19:06:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Indeed I do. User below is very scienecy.

2013-04-14 02:29:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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User below likes editing posts. WHEN I LAST READ THAT POST THERE WAS NOTHING THERE Eh-hem. Anyway, I am very sciencey. And not a moron. Books. User below like reading...uh...books.

2013-04-14 10:19:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Nope. Books are like boring internets. Some books are good, though. User below despises Portal 2.

2013-04-14 15:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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DAT'S A LIE User below cake.

2013-04-15 21:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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var1: 5 if(2+2=var1) varCake == Truth else varCake == Lie print("The cake is a" + varCake) User below can translate for Wheatley.

2013-04-16 00:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I can't translate for anybody. User below copied and republished a bomb survival.

2013-04-19 20:10:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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LIES. Although, knowing Wheatley...uh...me, he probably would. User below cannot translate the crazy text She put above Apple's post.

2013-04-19 21:23:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Of course I can. User below can't explain to Protoraptor the crazy text in my post.

2013-04-20 18:27:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Mweh. User below can make tracker music. (ryan post rite nao)

2013-04-20 18:30:00 Author: Woutery Posts: 793

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*tear* User below can make traditional electronic music in FL Studio. (this is targeted at you, Woutery)

2013-04-20 18:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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i tried a bit though but i fail and fl had viruses User below can't make "traditional" electronic music and is good at tracker music.

2013-04-20 18:41:00 Author: Woutery Posts: 793

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That is a complete lie, User below has not listened to ma music on Soundcloud. It's in my sig, if you haven't /blatant self-promotion

2013-04-20 18:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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That's true. User below CANNOT translate that text for me. Come on, guys, stop it.....

2013-04-20 21:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I can translate, but I wont. Someone else has to do that for you. User below has no idea what we're talking about.

2013-04-21 18:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I am the user below. User below is just as confused as I am...

2013-04-22 07:29:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Nope. User below is someone new.

2013-04-22 21:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Lies. User below is space

2013-04-22 22:17:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Just you. User below is still Protoraptor.

2013-04-23 01:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Eh... User below is 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00101110

2013-04-26 15:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Nope! uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ʍoןǝq ɹǝsn ǝɥʇ

2013-04-26 19:58:00 Author: Chdonga Posts: 388

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Lies. User below is not freaked out by Chdonga's avatar

2013-04-26 20:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I'm not freaked out by it. It's kinda artsy. Failed. User below isn't excited for LBP 3.

2014-06-20 21:38:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Well, it's an honest lie. User below knows the names of all Heralds of Galactus.

2014-06-20 21:59:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Tempted to google what that is. The User below is working on LBP4 as we speak! -hyper

2014-06-21 00:00:00 Author: hyperdude95 Posts: 1793

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It's so true! <.< >.> The user below is a BUB!

2014-06-21 01:48:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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Um...no idea what that means. User below is just another face in red jumpsuit.

2014-06-26 21:18:00 Author: The11thWheatley Posts: 230

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I'm not in a jumpsuit, but I am red and I am shaking violently. User below is a moderator.

2014-06-26 21:23:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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I am not, but you aren't either :kz: User below is mixing shampoo and perfume right now in order to accomplish a perfect hair smell.

2014-07-02 16:34:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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I already have perfect hair :kz: User below has better hair than me

2014-07-02 18:29:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Sadface. User below is wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts.

2014-07-03 07:06:00 Author: The11thWheatley Posts: 230

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Only during showers. User below can solve a Rubik Cube in less than a minute.

2014-07-03 13:26:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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I can solve it in less than 20seconds. The user below has never french kissed a giraffe.

2014-07-03 14:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I Spanish-kissed one, does that count? User below doesn't need new eyeballs.

2014-07-03 16:46:00 Author: The11thWheatley Posts: 230

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Eyeballs are overrated, anyway. User below does NOT EAT NACHOS.

2014-11-13 06:28:00 Author: MrDonoB Posts: 27

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True. I find nacho cheese disgusting. User below will not get LBP3.

2014-11-15 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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nop User below will eat marshmallows and nothing else.

2014-11-15 23:14:00 Author: MrDonoB Posts: 27

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I mean, I'd love to... User below has a B in his username.

2014-11-24 17:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Bleh. The user below me wants brainz.

2017-03-28 01:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The user that is about to post below me, still continues to sleep in bed, despite various methods of awaking.

2017-03-30 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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