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Corrupt Wishes

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Granted, but it becomes a huge beard and afro that cover your head.

I wish I knew what happens after you die.		2009-11-29 08:07:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

you find out but its so epically awesome you die before telling anyone

i wish i had an self scratching itch		2009-11-29 08:38:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but it scratches so hard so fast that your skin implodes and rips off.

I wish for the ability to devour souls. *laughs maniacilly*		2009-11-30 15:57:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted but you become death and you can never have a girlfriend again!!!

I wish i was famous		2009-11-30 20:08:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but you become so famous that you have multiple stalkers and half of them are planning to kill you.

EDIT- Forgot my wish here it is
I wish for the power of making imaginations a reality and make the reality's I create disappear when I want.		2009-12-02 00:25:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

ok but your dreams come true and eat you alive before you have a chance to make 'em disapear...2009-12-02 18:46:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

i wish kernelm made a wish2009-12-02 21:19:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Wish granted, *Runs over to Kernal and tells him that he forgot to make a wish, but ACCIDENTLY slit Kernal's throat*

I wish for a wish to be made for my wish.		2009-12-03 15:50:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted but your wish was to lost memory.

I wish to be a pickle.		2009-12-04 15:44:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

no wish no corruption

i wish i had thought of a wish befoar!		2009-12-04 16:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

ok, you wished for a time-bomb...loaded!

i wish i could get back on lbp...		2009-12-04 17:19:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Granted, but your TV implodes!

I wish for a corrupt wish, and make it as corrupt as you can and not the opposite of what I am asking.		2009-12-05 00:27:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted your wish gets corrupt but then this site brakes so you can't find out how it was corrupt.

I wish i was a donkey crossed with a chicken.		2009-12-05 22:39:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but you see a magician that take you for dinner.

I wish to be invisible.		2009-12-06 04:02:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but while being invisible you're sitting on a bench and a fat person comes and sits on you and crushes you!

I wish i could play LBP all day with out being told i have to get off the PS3!		2009-12-06 11:36:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted - your family abandons you.

I wish to have a new, working, compatible video card		2009-12-06 12:36:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

Granted but your computer isnt good enough to use it so it explodes and kills you

I wish i didnt have to go to school but still be smart		2009-12-06 13:38:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

you become so smart that you get locked up & experimented on

i wish i was really brilliant at football		2009-12-06 14:01:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

you become so good at football that some guy gets jealus and kills!

I wish to make a wishy wish where the wish comes from a witch but no one knows which witch thought the wish.		2009-12-06 16:03:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

you dont get wish

I wish i had something tasty thats not evil.		2009-12-06 16:05:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

you get somthing so tasty that you feel like you didnt deserve to eat that so you go and kill yourself by jumping of a cliff!

I wish kernelM granted my wish instead of not giving me a wish!		2009-12-06 16:10:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

ok but then your wish becomes non existant so then i can never grant this wish so then i never edit my post so then the wish remains but i cannot corrupt it then i ask Doopz whats going on and he goes "i dunno?" and then goes and plays my roleplay for a bit

I wish i wish i had a girlfriend who was hot but not a cannibal or a murderer and my age		2009-12-06 16:15:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted, but it's the wrong kind of hot and she becomes so hot that she burns you to death.

I wish i could eat KernelM for breakfast!		2009-12-06 16:20:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
i ranned away before you could eat meh!

I wish Doopz would stop looking at me like that		2009-12-06 16:25:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but then everyone else starts looking at youhttp://rlv.zcache.com/im_watching_you_sticker-p217626873607138459qjcl_400.jpg

I found a better picture that had a cat on it but it was kind of rude... i wish i could have used that one...		2009-12-06 16:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

you were allowed to use it, but got banned,

I wish a angry bird would chase doopz		2009-12-06 16:54:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but it mistakes you for me

i wish i had infinite wishes		2009-12-06 17:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted, but then you dont

i wish i had a bigger hairdo		2009-12-06 17:01:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but it suddently took on fire and you have no more hair.

I wish to be good at yo-yo.		2009-12-06 17:13:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

granted but you loose all your friends because you spend the whole day playing with your yo yo.

I wish i could make a good avatar		2009-12-06 17:16:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but when your about to save it, your computer got problem and then explode.

I wish to go on the moon.		2009-12-06 17:33:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but you forgot your space suit!

I wish someone would play my forum game: the word game!		2009-12-06 17:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but something bad happens and it gets locked.

I wish for $100 PSN card		2009-12-07 16:09:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted but you accidently spend it all on somthing you don't want. (lol i accidently bought somthing once)

I wish i didn't have any homework....		2009-12-07 17:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but you dont have an education so you cant get a job

I wish i hadnt expended all my credits on one bottle of Glabsnarkian Gloop Juice		2009-12-07 22:02:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted, you bought 3.

I wish for a pickle. (lol there is no use in corrupting that)		2009-12-08 00:51:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted but it turns brown and squishy and smells of sewers

I wish for sephiroth to be released on LBP already		2009-12-08 01:54:00

Author:
Shadowcrazy
Posts: 3365

Granted, it have been release everywhere exept your house.

I wish I have all LBP costume.		2009-12-08 02:43:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but there for a different region disk and you can't download them.

I wish for a nice warm sweater.		2009-12-08 15:57:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted but it's very itchy...

I wish i could get into at least one beta for somthing...		2009-12-08 17:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but it's an online beta and your internet break.

I wish to be Mario bros		2009-12-08 22:40:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but browser kidnapped your girlfriend and is trying to kill you.

I wish for beta codes!		2009-12-09 03:01:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Yo already been wished for and here's the answer:


Granted but it's an online beta and your internet break.

I wish ktang didnt copy my wish		2009-12-09 21:18:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, because I didn't. I wished for multiple beta codes, GET IT RIGHT!

I wish Doopz479 got punched in the face.		2009-12-12 05:12:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted but,then a mod gives you an infractioxn

i wish someone would help me with my levels...		2009-12-12 06:58:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

I wish you'd post on your roleplay buts its never going to happen!

I guess what i'll be wishing is to rid your self of vanity and just go with the seasons		2009-12-12 11:08:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted. You now look like a withered leaf.

I wish, I wish I was a fish in safe water with no fishermen or predators.		2009-12-12 11:11:00

Author:
Grimdour
Posts: 142

Drought. Kills you.

I wish i could go out tonight, but i havent got the shoes to wear		2009-12-12 11:20:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted you go out but everyone laughs in your face because you have no shoes!

I wish i had 3.65 french fries!		2009-12-12 14:27:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but they're in my stomach.

I wish for a spicy pickle.		2009-12-13 01:50:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

granted but you get arrested for obsession with pickles

i wish for a non pickle related item		2009-12-13 09:57:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but you get sewage in a box!

I wish for a raspberry pie.		2009-12-14 19:22:00

Author:
FlipMeister
Posts: 631

Granted but it transform into a strawberry pie and start flying and hit your face!

I wish for a lemon.		2009-12-14 23:28:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

You get a lime.

I wish for a pound of spicy pickles 		2009-12-15 01:18:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

You get normal pickle

I wish for a super hero come to my house!		2009-12-19 04:03:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but he mistakes you for the enemy and kills ya!

I wish that would happen^^		2009-12-19 17:06:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, he came by your house.

I wish for a million dollars, DOLLARS or pounds 		2009-12-19 21:44:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted, but a criminally insane beaver sets them alight!

I wish for the pepper-pickle of scambodia!		2009-12-27 11:33:00

Author:
FlipMeister
Posts: 631

Granted, but a criminally insane beaver sets them alight!

I wish for the pepper-pickle of scambodia!

its cursed, arr:arg:

i wish for a pirate hat:arg:		2009-12-27 21:57:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted but it's in 486 pieces.

I wish it could be christmas everyday!		2009-12-27 23:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but you are in debt for borrowing money to buy presents for your family and friends.

I wish for another spicy pickle 		2009-12-29 22:12:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

It's so spicy you die :kz:

I wish for a holy mackeral		2009-12-30 18:32:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted! But it has so many holes it leaks all over you pants and your friends think you wet yourself!

I wish to be King of the Sackpeople!!		2009-12-30 20:50:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

Granted! but you fail as a Ruler and get sniped by John Wilkes Sack

I wish PSP had a touch screen.		2009-12-30 21:53:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Granted but when you touch your PSP it take on fire!

I wish for a super mega better than awesome game come to the ps3!		2009-12-31 05:56:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Okay, LittleBigPlanet 2 comes out. Fine.
But it costs $100,000 and you would have to travel for 3 hours to find a store that sells it.

I wish I was immune to every disease and sickness known to man. BEAT THAT. 		2009-12-31 06:12:00

Author:
tjb0607
Posts: 1054

an aliien probes you and accidentyly transmits space AIDS2009-12-31 06:19:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

I wish folks would remember to make a wish!2009-12-31 16:31:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

granted,but it is an invisible wish

i wish someone could read this!		2009-12-31 20:10:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

granted,but it is an invisible wish

i wish someone could read this!

That's your wish granted

I wish I could kill thesweet		2010-01-01 12:33:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but he reappears from an infinite checkpoint!

I wish for a fried chicken dinner!


( good one theswweet)		2010-01-02 02:51:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

Granted but it's burnt...

I wish you could kill civilians on assassains creed II!		2010-01-02 12:33:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but they can kill you!!!

i wish kernelm would get caught in incerator22s' NOOB button!		2010-01-03 07:22:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

your playing with him & if thats not a problem he had you assasinated

i wish for a beret		2010-01-03 07:53:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

granted but some country mistakes you for a russian general...and kill you

iay ishway omeonesay ouldcay eadray istha!		2010-01-03 17:40:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Granted but i thought it said "kill me, kill me now pweese."

I wish everyone would turn into chickens and start going cluck cluck cluckity cluck cluck-aroo.		2010-01-05 19:59:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, we all turn back in a couple minutes and hang you by your thumbs in the town square!

I wish for whirrled peas.		2010-01-07 21:03:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

i dont know what that is

i wish i was Doctor who		2010-01-08 07:43:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but you fall out of the TARDIS and die!

I wish snow couldn't melt		2010-01-08 19:38:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but your Playstation does.

I wish for World Peace. (Whirled peas). 		2010-01-08 21:29:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

Granted, everyone gets lobotomized

I wish I had green hair		2010-01-08 21:33:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

Granted, but no one cares. They've all been lobotomized...

I wish for a six pack of beer to magically appear on my doorstep everyday from now on!		2010-01-08 21:37:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

Granted, but no one cares. They've all been lobotomized...
Argh! couldn't see that coming

Granted, but the beer belongs to a couple of drunk homeless pandas - But why pandas? Because they're cute

Speaking of wich, I wish I had a Panda - preferably with a sane brain		2010-01-08 21:46:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

The mother panda ran by and iz clawing at you for having her drunk son at your house.

I wish for $100 PSN card!		2010-01-09 00:34:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted but it grew arms and legs went into your kitchen grabbed a frying pan and smacked you in the face and then ran away singing cheerfully before it got hit by a car and taken to hospital to then be told they don't treat PSN cards only humans and pandas. Then the PSN card died

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupt! Beat that!		2010-01-09 11:41:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but then you are kicked out of teh thread!

I wish to become an alive thanator after the war on pandora, (they can't be killed by na'vi)		2010-01-09 17:28:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but you implode.

I wish that my imaginations could come to reality and the imaginations that come to reality can turn back to imaginations when i want them to.		2010-01-09 21:22:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted but you imagine an evil monster thingy that eats your brainz!

I wizh the letter "S" didn't exizt and waz replaced with "Z"		2010-01-14 18:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but the grammatical errors were huge so this "Z" World Implodes and gives birth to a Magical "S" World

i wish i wasn't lobotomized		2010-01-17 13:24:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but i don't know what that means *searches google*

I wish i would get into the MNR beta

EDIT: found out what lobotomized means		2010-01-17 20:01:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but turns out its the most sucky beta evar!

i wish to sterilise my body?		2010-01-18 16:49:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but you die.

I wish it wasn't bed time... 		2010-01-19 22:09:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but it is now school time.

I wish for a jetpack.		2010-01-19 22:28:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

Granted but then a pile of enhancement removers fall from the sky.

I wish i was a block of cheese. (ok now i really need to go to bed )		2010-01-19 22:34:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but then you turn into an update for LBP
i wish i was immortal and indestructible		2010-01-19 22:50:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted, but then you get hit by an iceberg... hey, they said it wouldn't work on Titanic!

I wish I could shoot someone, RIGHT NOW...		2010-01-20 06:31:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you realize you are holding a camera, not a gun.

I wish for ConfusedCartman to make a wish! He started this thing after all!		2010-01-20 14:34:00

Author:
Aselrahc
Posts: 185

Wish Granted. He wishes for you to be banned (jk, obviously... methinks).

I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!!!		2010-01-20 15:20:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you become so mad with power you jump of a cliff

I wish i was a butterfly 		2010-01-20 15:56:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

*squash*

i wish i wish i had a wish to wish for		2010-01-20 18:21:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but the wish you chose to wish for was indeed a wish where the wish of the wish was not actually much of a wish at all...

I wish for 2059485836 yen.		2010-01-20 21:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but the exchange rate changed and it is now worth ?1.

I wish I was telepathic.		2010-01-20 21:06:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

Granted but then your consciousness is transferred into someone else's brain.

I wish I had night vision . . .		2010-01-21 08:49:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted but you cannot see in the day.

I wish I was a Sackboy...		2010-01-21 19:28:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

*squash*




Granted but you die in a freak power cut that turns your PS3 off

I wish she would you know...		2010-01-22 20:08:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I don't get the question.

I wish for pickles and a pet mumbles(TF2 pyro)		2010-01-23 00:46:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted, but the pickles were moldy and your pet mumbles ran away.

I wish I could fly a hovercraft . . . .		2010-01-23 05:33:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted, but the hovercraft is of MY invention, which means that it takes away TONS of your free-time, ending up in frustration and slight control over ding-dang thing.

I wish for a hug.		2010-01-23 06:23:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but it's a hug from a bear...

I wish i had infinite wishes!		2010-01-23 14:16:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but only wishes you can wish fir is horrible things.
I wish sackboy had wings.		2010-01-23 14:46:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Wish granted, but then as you press the O button, they disappear, and you fall to your death.

I wish for suicide bombers to do my bidding.		2010-01-24 04:24:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but they drop the bomb on your house by accident.

I wish my hair would turn blue . . . .		2010-01-24 08:41:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted, but then you're accused of looking like Marth, making Nintendo sue you for millions of dollars.

I wish for a revolver fully-loaded and a dummy to shoot at.		2010-01-25 02:05:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you fire your powerful revolver and it goes through the dummy and hits the person behind it.

I wish I never had to sleep . . . . .		2010-01-25 03:19:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

((Woo!! Bonus points! xD))
Wish granted, but then you notice someone peepin' into your bedroom at night...

I wish I owned Wienerschnitzel.		2010-01-25 03:49:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

but it turns out to be vegetarian sasuage

i wish there was no such controversy		2010-01-25 17:28:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted, but then the controversy became publicity.

I wish for my friend to get a RROD.		2010-01-26 01:48:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but you get it the next day

i wish outlaw jack had some paper		2010-01-26 02:03:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Wish granted, but then I burn it and demand more.

I wish RockSauron had a peanut.		2010-01-26 04:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted... nothing happens

I wish i wish i wish i hadn't killed that squirrel		2010-01-26 17:48:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but then it was taken away for animal experiments.

I wish I could go overseas . .. .. . .		2010-01-26 23:32:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted but you have to live in a garbage can outside kernels house

I wish I could turn invisible yet still know where my body is		2010-01-26 23:59:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but then you stay invisible and you get stuck that way so no-one can ever see you again.

I wish I could be the queen . . . . .		2010-01-27 04:15:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted, but then you move out of warm, summery Australia to flippin' cold, wintery England, where you're locked inside a reception hall forced to listen to Bach and Mozart over and over again due to the freak snowstorm on your arrival.

I wish there was a 51st state...		2010-01-27 05:17:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but then that state becomes very popular and everywhere else in the world becomes isolated except that state.

I wish I could own a friendly tiger . . . . .		2010-01-27 07:38:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted... It dies ;-;

I wish i could fly without being sucked into an engine or being taken away for experiments		2010-01-27 18:06:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, by since you are now in the air you can never step foot on solid ground again.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of donuts . . . .. . .		2010-01-27 22:01:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted but you become FAT

I wish today was a day in which i was going to eat a witch for my wish.		2010-01-27 22:17:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, but when you eat the witch you transform yourself into the collector.

I wish to become a sackboy!		2010-01-28 02:27:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Wish granted, but then you fart, making toxic gas, which then you accidentally stumble into, which then you die (sorry, no nearby checkpoints ).

I wish I could get an A+ on my Geography finals tomorrow... 		2010-01-28 05:10:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, then you become top of the class and you have to help every person who needs help with Geography.

I wish I could breath underwater ... . . .		2010-01-28 06:57:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

go ahead take a breathe XD

I wish it was summer already		2010-01-28 07:01:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

Granted, but all the snow melts to quickly and floods the town. (if there is snow)

I wish I could go anywhere I wanted in seconds .. .. . .		2010-01-28 07:06:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

granted, one ticket to the nearest black hole where you can then choose your destination and be there in seconds yay =D

I wish I could think of a good wish		2010-01-28 08:09:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

Granted, but then that Good wish gets corrupted by someone else on this thread.

I wish I had the loudest voice in the world . . . . . . .		2010-01-28 08:11:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

granted but you become deaf.

i wish i can finish making my level.....		2010-01-28 09:00:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted, but it get's a 1 star rating.

I wish I had super sonnic hearing and I could control it .. . . . .		2010-01-28 09:22:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, along with the vulnerability to dog whistles.

I wish for one of my friends to get whacked...		2010-01-28 14:58:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but he dies and you are all sad

i wish Glee was on tonight!		2010-01-28 16:07:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but what the hell is it?

I wish someone would tell me...		2010-01-28 17:02:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxD7pyRNqEA&feature=related

but its so awesome you die...

I wish this was the finish a sentence thread		2010-01-28 17:19:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but nobody posts on that thread anymore.

I wish I could have all the knowledge in the world . .... . . .		2010-01-28 21:26:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted but your brain is experimented on (In other words you brain is sliced up and examined)
I wish i could be bothered to watch the youtube video kernelM posted.		2010-01-28 21:33:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Ok and you find out a really weird boy fancies you

I wish I could shapeshift and shapeshift back again		2010-01-28 21:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but your brain er... your whole body is experimented on (In other words you brain whole body is sliced up and examined)


I wish kernelM's corrupty-ness didn't fail		2010-01-28 21:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

huh???????2010-01-28 21:40:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, but... ehh, what did I just grant?

I wish for an explanation to what Doopz said earlier...		2010-01-29 05:31:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you don't understand any of it.

I wish I could always be happy!		2010-01-29 05:43:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

granted but your jaw muscles get stuck in a smile forever

I wish my games would be released sooner 		2010-01-29 05:46:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

Granted. Now you get to play unfinished games (that come along with bonuses like glitches, wonky controls, incomplete storylines, and a lifetime-guarantee of system crashes. Oh well...)

I wish I had a cup of Vietnamese coffee right now.		2010-01-29 06:17:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. Now you get to play unfinished games (that come along with bonuses like glitches, wonky controls, incomplete storylines, and a lifetime-guarantee of system crashes. Oh well...)

I wish I had a cup of Vietnamese coffee right now.

granted but you have to pay a $20 shipping fee!

i wish i had god-like powers		2010-01-29 07:24:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted. But then the actual God intervenes, and you know what happens when God intervenes...

I wish for someone to play the DOOM song.		2010-01-29 07:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but the person who plays it lives half way across the world and you can't hear it.

I wish I could have the new Ipad . . . . .		2010-01-29 08:18:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

.....granted but there is no I in pad. (yeah lol)

I wish i could wish		2010-01-29 08:20:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Wish granted. But only if your wishes are ones of self-inflicting pain.

I wish for mind-reading powers...		2010-01-29 08:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but the thoughts of others over-powered your thoughts and you go mentally ill.

I wish I could make people laugh. ............		2010-01-29 09:14:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted but they laugh so hard there heads melt and become orange juice.

I wish wishes had an "i" in them		2010-01-29 16:17:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted... but then... they don't?

I wish i had a glass of delicious, In date, pint sized chocolate milkshake that i won't drown in or be poisoned by, for free, from the cafe next door		2010-01-29 16:45:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but first you drown in it then you're poisoned by it.

I wish today would last 17.5 more minutes.		2010-01-29 17:15:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

It will just move to India

I wish I was popular		2010-01-29 17:22:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted... along with hate-mail, flame-mail, chain-mail, and death threats ^_^.

I wish for someone to die (that isn't me).		2010-01-29 20:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, it's the person you care about most.

I wish i was fat for some reason...		2010-01-29 21:15:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, you become to fat and it causes you to have serious heart problems.

I wish I never had to go to school . . . . . . . . . . . .		2010-01-29 22:29:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

granted, now your stupid, no one will hire you and you have to live with your parents forever!!! D:

I wish I could grant wishes !!		2010-01-29 22:59:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

Granted, but that was your wish and now it's over.

I wish there were more ideas for things to wish for		2010-01-29 23:02:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted, now there are to many wishes and you have to spend every minute of everyday righting them all down and you end up having no life.

I wish junk food was healthy for you!		2010-01-30 02:11:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, now McDonald's employs slave-labor in order to keep up with demands.

I wish that the next Indiana Jones movie doesn't suck as much as Crystal Skull...		2010-01-30 03:04:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, it was way worse than the Crystal skull.

I wish my car was an auto-bot.		2010-01-30 03:24:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, but then the CIA confiscates it.

I wish the war was over...		2010-01-30 03:36:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but then another one begins again.

I wish I had all the clothes I wanted in the world . .. . . . . ..		2010-01-30 06:40:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted but you have so many that your house explodes...

i wihs i could wish a wishtastic wisheroo...		2010-01-30 06:48:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

granted but they come at expensive prices

i wish that i was a saint		2010-01-30 06:49:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted and you live happily ever after...........in an empty room with no windows or light.

I wish i was a Hydraulicwarrior...		2010-01-30 07:02:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted but then we battle to the death over the ocean!

i wish i had the power to blow up buildings by firing nuclear mini missles with my eyes(random)		2010-01-30 07:21:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted, but then you're called a terrorist for engaging into a staring contest.

I wish LEGO people were real...		2010-01-30 07:26:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but then the LEGO people have to play CLUE to find out who murdered you!

i wish that i was king of the Solar System		2010-01-30 07:42:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted, but then someone else wanted that power and murdered you for it.

I wish I could make everyone laugh and be happy . .. . .. . .		2010-01-30 07:47:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

granted, but youre covered in blood all the time because they laugh so hard their heads explode

i wish that every comet was named after me		2010-01-30 08:00:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted, every comet is named after you... in Andromeda.

I wish we could travel across the universe...		2010-01-30 08:06:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but there is no toilet in your spacecraft

I wish I could be born with all the information I'll learn in school		2010-01-30 08:15:00

Author:
Minty
Posts: 29

granted but then you have to live your life all over again!

i wish i was Stephen Colbert		2010-01-30 08:19:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted but now your expected to have a job at age 1 (edit: that was for the one before o_o)

I wish I could swim super fast		2010-01-30 08:20:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

granted but then half of your body separates from you because of your intense speed!

i wish i had telekinesis		2010-01-30 08:24:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

granted, but it backfires and you levitate your own mind out of your head XD

I wish i could impose my will onto others		2010-01-30 08:27:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

granted but they misunderstood you saying "make me a sandwich" so they chopped you up into little pieces added some jelly and fed it to a tiger!

i wish that life had background music		2010-01-30 08:32:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted; yours is "Barbie Girl".

I wish time was the same around the world...		2010-01-30 08:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but then father time doubles your aging rate!

i wish i was clint eastwood		2010-01-30 08:38:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Wish granted... now you can re-enact the shooting scene in Gran Torino with real guns!!

I wish for something "scary" to happen...		2010-01-30 09:25:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it scares you so much it gives you a heart attack and you die.

I wish I could be the famous		2010-01-30 11:09:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, Famous for the most brutal death ever...

I wish I had money vision that could be turned on and off		2010-01-30 12:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but you become blind.

I wish to eat lot of pizzas.		2010-01-30 14:52:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

granted but you explode!

i wish the world ended in a zombie apocalypse and i was heavyily armed and armored with heavy weapons		2010-01-30 17:19:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

You get bitten after discovering lack of ammo

I wish for a panini		2010-01-30 17:21:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but it's only a 1-inch.

I wish that the perplexity of my conundrums could thoughtfully be resolved through civilized and governmental legislative endeavours.		2010-01-30 19:42:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Sure... but you don't have a girlfriend... so yeah

I wish i was a mod		2010-01-30 20:25:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted, but so many people complain to you that your head explodes!

i wish i could control the Space-Time Continueum		2010-01-30 23:56:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Wish granted, but when you try to travel back in time, you disappear from existence.

I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!!!		2010-01-31 06:29:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but you have so much energy that the space sector of which you are in rips apart, turns into a black hole and youre ripped into shreds by the incredible amount of newtons that are acting on you thus seperating every particle of your body and pulling them into the vast unknown sector of which lies inside of the black hole

i wish that plasma was the only state of matter		2010-01-31 19:55:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

ah . . .sorry, I don't really that wish.

I wish I could shoot fire out of my eyes and that I was able to control it.		2010-02-06 20:53:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted, but then you accidentally barbecue your fiance for staring too long.

I wish the Console Wars would end...		2010-02-06 23:20:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. But then started Console Wars no.2.

I wish my computer would never stuff up again.		2010-02-07 02:57:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted... but then it crashes.

I wish for my wish not to have a negative effect once I wish for it.		2010-02-07 06:51:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted,but it was a dumb wish

((console wars 1 almost done peeps!stand back and watch the awesome!))		2010-02-07 07:38:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

lol you forgot to wish....

oh well

i wish outlaw jack wasnt interested in flying machines..		2010-02-07 07:45:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted, but then he got interested in something else even more annoying.

I wish I could stop and start time when I wanted.		2010-02-07 08:41:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Ok but the start button breaks so you get stuck

I wish I could travel back in time, and then travel forward again		2010-02-07 09:28:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but you get stuck in the past... before ps3 and lbp were invented D:

I wish i had a peanut gun that fired pickles.		2010-02-07 17:20:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

granted but your allergic to pickles and you become red and blotchy and begin to swell larger and larger until you can't fit in your room any more. the doctor recommends you stay outside in your garden but you continue to swell and soon all your recognizable features have been engulfed by the ever-growing swelling of your body. you quickly become too big for your garden and you start to spill over the fence. your features are completely gone now, consumed by the swelling, and now your just a enormous, red amorphic blob. you continue to spill out of the garden and you become tired of staying where you are. not knowing the state of your condition and, because your eyes have been covered by the swelling and so you can't see, you decide to move. but being so big and blobby, you run over people, houses, cars, shops, cats, lamp posts, elephants, pretty much anything and you just absorb it. this only makes you bigger. you try to talk but your voice is muffled by the 20ft of swollen flesh in front of your mouth and so the only noise you make is a low rumble that shakes the very earth beneath you. you're an unstoppable behemoth and you don't know it. you continue to call out for help because you can't see. you just keep rolling slowly forwards, destroying the land as you go. soon, the army come to the world's aid, dispatching everything they can to stop you. nothing seems to work as your skin has become a tough, swollen, blotchy hide that nothing seems to be able to penetrate. as a final desperate last chance, they nuke you. the surrounding area is evacuated and everyone retreats to a safe distance. your still oblivious to what's going on. at 18:00 hours, they drop da bomb. the atomic bomb they drop, dubbed "Last Hope" hits your blotchy hide and the impact sends a massive mushroom cloud into the sky. the radiation blast covers miles and the explosion annihilates everything in it's path. except you. as the dust clears, the army see that your destruction was a negative. even worse, the radiation has had a dramatic effect on you. you begin to mutate, your giant shapeless body morphing into a colossal blobby spider-like creature. your thick column legs send shock waves though the ground as you carry on your unstoppable walk forwards to find help. essentially, you are an immortal blobby spider god. but deep down, you are unaware of your appearance or the terrible destruction you leave in your wake. and you'll always be the guy who just wanted a peanut gun which fires pickles.

i wish i could not be consumed by or become a large blotchy blob monster.		2010-02-07 20:00:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

Granted, but then you get consumed or become an even worse monster!

I wish I would always have perfect health.		2010-02-08 05:28:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted, but you end up looking like this:
http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/302/301407/zoidberg.jpg

I wish the moon were closer to Earth.		2010-02-08 06:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but then the moons gradational pull corrupted the tides and causes Tsunami's all around the world.

I wish I could do anything I wanted without getting caught or in trouble.		2010-02-08 07:39:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, but your self guilt made you confess your actions... ALL OF THEM. O_O

I wish for world peace.		2010-02-12 01:35:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wish granted, but then you cry when someone accidentally squished a bug.

I wish I knew what was in that box.		2010-02-12 05:53:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, Its a tiny little mushroom

I Wish i could edit peoples RP posts		2010-02-12 16:14:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted, but then everybody thinks you're a pest for editing everybodies.../edit snipe.

I wish I could have finished that sentence.		2010-02-13 01:23:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Granted, but noone gets to read it

I wish for MGS and POTC pack 		2010-02-13 10:45:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

You account share and get banned!

I wish I could read MrsSpookybuz's mind		2010-02-13 12:11:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but then she is also able to read your thoughts as well.

I wish I could have unlimited money.		2010-02-14 05:03:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Granted, but its play money

I wish I was 6 feet tall		2010-02-14 07:27:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted but you grow sideways not up.

I wish I had stuff.....		2010-02-14 07:33:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted, the "stuff" is thousands of piles of homework MWAAHH!!!

I wish i could eat anything i want and not get fat or un-healthy.		2010-02-14 12:49:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Ok, you live forever watching all your loved ones grow old and die, you get so stricken with grief you commit murder

I wish I was unbanned		2010-02-14 14:27:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted. Now you get to finish that display level you promised!! xD

I wish for a chili dog and have no negative counter-effects happen to me, the chili dog or anything else.		2010-02-15 06:21:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but someone in the world dies (you didn't say anyone, PWNED!)

I wish I can be... a duck!		2010-02-15 06:51:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wish granted, but then I shoot you with a shotgun and eat you for dinner. Irony tastes good.

I wish a suicide bomber would blow up Octo-Mom.		2010-02-15 06:53:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

It does. Along with you.

I wish for something cool		2010-02-15 14:15:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, You get frozen (he asked for that one)

I wish i could turn invisible and move real quick.		2010-02-15 17:29:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but you can't become visible again.

I wish I didn't have a fear of needles.		2010-02-15 17:31:00

Author:
Ragfell
Posts: 729

((wait, being invisible forever is a bad thing now?))
Granted You have a fear of air :eek:

I wish i had the ability to shapeshift into whatever i wanted and back to my human form whenever i wanted.		2010-02-15 17:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted, but you're known as the freak of the town.

I wish I had a magic wishing well.		2010-02-15 21:34:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Granted, but now everyone else has one

I wish for unlimited real money		2010-02-15 22:07:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Wish granted, but then you get shot and killed.

I wish Rajah would kill someone next (who isn't me) in the Mafia game...		2010-02-15 23:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but now everyone else has one

I wish for unlimited real money

How is that corrupted? That's great!

Anyways, back to the game.

Granted, but the game's player's see your wish, so they kill you next.

I wish I had the power to walk through walls.		2010-02-15 23:06:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wish granted, but then some railing stops you in your tracks (you said WALLS, not railing ).

I wish soccer was in the Olympics.		2010-02-15 23:09:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but no one comes to see it.

I wish I could have walked through that railing. 		2010-02-15 23:17:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wish granted. Now you fall to your death.

I wish I had some coffee right now.		2010-02-15 23:32:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but it's molten lava hot, so you won't be able to drink it, ever!

I wish I had a shield to protect myself against the Mafia.		2010-02-15 23:52:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Granted, but the shield is made of the concept of love and friendship, and the mob snipes you.

I wish I was still alive D:

BTW... yay for first post in a thread since September 23rd, 2008 XD		2010-02-15 23:55:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Wish granted, but the Civilians know of your wish, so they kill you again.

I wish the Mafia hurried up. (I know someone's going to backfire this one on me pretty badly [badly for me] ).		2010-02-15 23:58:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Granted they kill you

I wish my Cat could fly...		2010-02-16 08:21:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but then it runs away.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.		2010-02-16 11:31:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

Granted, but they're made out of concrete, immobilizing you.

I wish for a hovertank from Home (yes, they do have those).		2010-02-17 02:23:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but they ban you for not purchasing it.

I wish my PS3 came back from Sony. 		2010-02-19 23:30:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wish granted... along with a "quarantine" tag attached to it.

I wish the world was powered by nuclear-power.		2010-02-20 00:18:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but it blows up for no reason....

i wish for 3 more wishes.....		2010-02-20 00:28:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Wish granted. Now just ask the deaf genie politely and he'll grant you them.

I wish the continents were fused back into Pangea.		2010-02-20 00:55:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, But then They Start Breaking up, Earthquakes hit, Killing all

I Wish Sackboy was real (I Know its a stupid Wish)		2010-02-20 05:05:00

Author:
Unknown User

Wish granted. But he publishes a NY BOMB SURVIVAL and devastates New York City.

I wish Godzilla were real.		2010-02-20 05:26:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. But it comes and destroys all the cities on the earth and we all die.

I wish there was no such thing as pain.		2010-02-20 07:03:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

Wish granted. It's too bad you didn't see that knife commin' when it stabbed your neck.

I wish thinking wasn't required to function properly.		2010-02-20 07:58:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


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