Archive: 1011 posts

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It's a jar. Spartan... Ninja... who shall be... the Deadliest Warrior?!

2010-06-13 05:44:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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My sleeping potato is more powafull! Why is my potato sleeping?

2010-06-15 03:04:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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I like turtles click here if you don't get it... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y) Why isn't LBP2 out yet?

2010-06-16 13:41:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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because certain forum members cant stop playing long enough for mm to pick it up. Where is sweden?

2010-06-16 14:12:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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I ate it. Why does sweden taste like turtles?

2010-06-16 15:30:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Because it doesn't taste like bananas (actually that made sense, my bad...) Why are you awesome?

2010-06-16 19:58:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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Because i am chuck norris!! Why is chuck norris now outside my window shaking his fist at me?

2010-06-16 20:01:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Because I want a goat! Why is there a flying elephant outside?

2010-06-17 02:57:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Because I have a pink toothbrush Why am I here although it's 5:03 am?

2010-06-17 03:03:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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Depends on your perception on what is yellow and what isn't... When will Zim be done with the submissions (anticipation's killin' meh!! )?

2010-06-17 06:02:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Two camels in a tiny car Wait...what?

2010-06-17 06:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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When I just finish, positioning this knife to kill you... Why is the last word of this sentence not compl?

2010-06-17 06:05:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Because it was replaced by it's exact opposite, lpmoc. Gentlemen?

2010-06-17 06:21:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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i just ate a cow. do flies fart?

2010-06-17 08:17:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218

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Duh! they also poo on your pillow What does cheese say when it gets his picture taken?

2010-06-17 19:45:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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That's the secret of my pork cucumber sauce. If I'm here where are you?

2010-06-18 05:11:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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I'm inside you Where's my cucumber???

2010-06-18 14:25:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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With the cow Why is my poop green?

2010-06-18 14:55:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Cuz you ate Luigis hat Who's my best friend?

2010-06-18 23:06:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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The stalker that comes to your bedroom window every night in your sleep... Waffles, anyone?

2010-06-19 00:04:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Yeah... a tomato juste explode right there... Was that a headshot?

2010-06-19 18:30:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Sure! *shoots in forehead* wait...did you mean... uhoh *runs* Why did I run?

2010-06-20 21:01:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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You had to study the Periodic Table of Elements. Why do cows moo?

2010-06-23 03:15:00 Author: Phosphorus15 Posts: 463

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Because they eat pigs. :eek: How old is Stephen Fry?

2010-06-23 03:44:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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No one knows... but scientists have seen his fingerprints in various fossils... Why am I hungry?

2010-06-23 16:32:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Because you didn't get any of Morgana25's Peanut butter M&M's. Does E really = MC?

2010-06-23 17:15:00 Author: Muskwa_1 Posts: 213

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Nope, Einstein was drunk when he said that... Do dolphins sneeze??

2010-06-23 17:59:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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No they make a noise that sounds like a dog barking. Why is sackgirl4ever in my closet?

2010-06-23 20:45:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Cuz I steal your socks everyday and wear them to school, without shoes on Why did phil_003 ask something that has to do with me?

2010-06-23 23:04:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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He hates you. Why does Phil hate sackgirl?!

2010-06-23 23:08:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Cuz I'm way too awesome Why is Keanster screaming?

2010-06-23 23:11:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Because your in his closet! You want some crabs?

2010-07-01 03:21:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Sure! *throws crab in phils face* *runs* Can anyone sell me a cow?

2010-07-01 15:37:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Ok but this chicken will cost you 5964 $ and with taxes it will raise at 56384034 $ Thank you for buying at my barn!

2010-07-01 23:58:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Why is my only weakness useless trivia questions?

2010-07-02 06:44:00 Author: Fail4all Posts: 106

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Because you put 4 instead of for. Wanna have some... JellyBeans?

2010-07-03 19:16:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Sure but http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/044/c/e/Dr__Octogonapus_by_apocalypse_r.gif Why did dr octogonopus just come out of nowhere?

2010-07-03 19:29:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Because he droped his cupcake! :O What was the flavour of the cupcake?

2010-07-03 19:30:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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PHIL FLAVORED! What was hiding in the shower drain? O.O

2010-07-03 19:55:00 Author: piggabling Posts: 2979

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Chuck norris!! Why did he just kill me?

2010-07-03 20:05:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Because you said his name. Why does Chuck Norris kill everybody?

2010-07-04 20:29:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Because him and Mr. T are in a contest. Why is everyone so obsessed with Chuck Norris?

2010-07-05 03:32:00 Author: Fancy_Zombie Posts: 226

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Because of his tacos. What's better pudding or jello?

2010-07-08 04:15:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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pudello! why am i starting to float?

2010-07-12 15:47:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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pudello! why am i starting to float? Because you ate weetabix for breakfast! Why does it always rain on me?

2010-07-12 16:30:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105

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because you forgot your umbrella! why does the moon look so far away?

2010-07-12 16:53:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Because it's smaller than you, which is isn't saying much. Can I haz beta, pweese?

2010-07-19 05:53:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Yes. Do u liek MUDKIP?

2010-07-19 05:54:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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No because it keep tickling me D: Chocolate or cookies?

2010-07-19 05:56:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Bananas! Hey, was that sarcasm JspOt?

2010-07-19 05:58:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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No . What's ur fav ice cream flavor?

2010-07-19 15:29:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Peanuts with bananas! Can I squish you?

2010-07-19 16:39:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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of course! (ugh!!!) will u b my valentine?

2010-07-19 16:46:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Ummm... I'm not a Valentine... I'm your father! :kz: What movie was that from?

2010-07-19 17:10:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Uhh... BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY! What will you do in LBP2?

2010-07-19 18:10:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Make an Epic H4H level, of course! Whoa, what's with your sig?

2010-07-19 18:20:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Text. Just text. How do I do a covalent bond between atoms?

2010-07-19 18:38:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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By making them a sandwich. Why is there lolcats?

2010-07-19 19:27:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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bqause we dont need them why live when you could die?

2010-07-19 20:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because of teh lolcatz. Why are teh lolcatz so funny?

2010-07-19 22:52:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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because they actually aren't. why r t-rexes extinct?

2010-07-20 15:32:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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because kanye west shot all of them when they thought they were gods gift how much cheese could a china man sneeze if a china man could sneeze cheese

2010-07-20 19:21:00 Author: kevsta150 Posts: 54

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Giant elephants and green gorilas. Why are we here?

2010-07-20 21:00:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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To not be there. Why am I playing this forum game?

2010-07-20 21:19:00 Author: Prince Pixelton Posts: 286

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Because you got lots of other things to do. What am I looking at?

2010-07-20 21:21:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Morgan Freeman. Who what when where why?

2010-07-20 21:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Ronaldo. When's the world going to end?

2010-07-20 21:57:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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When the dominoes will stop turning and all explode! Why am I so powerful!

2010-07-21 02:37:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Because you voted for John McCain. Why am I here?

2010-07-21 03:01:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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because the president off the usa told u if u didn't then u'd be boosted off the earth

2010-07-21 16:20:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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(( No question? Alright, then I'll post! )) Why did the chicken cross the road?

2010-07-21 19:38:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Because McDonalds is better than Burger King. Why didn't you take out the trash? :SH:

2010-07-21 19:40:00 Author: ThePineapplizer Posts: 769

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Because it stunk. Why am I home?

2010-07-21 19:41:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Leonardo Da Vinci. What is the capital of Zimbabwe?

2010-07-21 19:47:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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Harare. Peter Piper picked a peckled pick of whaaaaat?

2010-07-21 23:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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balonga!! why is my toe growing big like a balloon?

2010-07-22 15:25:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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Because the recent climate changes of the north pole has caused a 2% fluctuation in water levels in the past 2 years. Which is why we try to cut down on harmful actions that hurt the Ozone Layer. The banana is yellow because... :SH:

2010-07-22 15:57:00 Author: ThePineapplizer Posts: 769

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god made it yellow, duh! or maybe cause the monkey barfed on it........ getting a haircut means.............

2010-07-22 15:59:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515

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that your not tall. If your small then...

2010-07-22 18:42:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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You're a monkey, therefore you like bananas! To be or not to be?

2010-07-22 18:48:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Numabumma. What shape are bananas?

2010-08-13 18:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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Yellow Why is it raining here?

2010-08-16 05:51:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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Temporal shift in the vortex of time. http://chriseccleston.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Tardis/Tardis1(1).jpg What sound does a cow make?

2010-08-16 14:40:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE! Why do people look towards the door in an elevator?

2010-08-17 02:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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To gossip. What can you count to? Purple. Why does the ps3 have a blu-ray player?

2010-08-17 03:01:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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because it's favorite color's blue. Why is racecar the same backwards

2010-08-18 01:27:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Because it would say tofu if it didn't. Where did that tree run off too?

2010-08-18 01:48:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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Pineapple. Why is the chicken crossing the road?

2010-08-18 02:45:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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Because it want's to get hit in the face with a pan Why is life so boring?

2010-08-19 04:24:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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because if not, gravity would collapse on itself thus pushing our atmoshpere out of our world going through space crashing into planets and letting us have no atmosphere and all trees would die making all the oxygen float up into space and chunks of the ground would also fly into space creating new planets and destroying ours. Eventually you would be able to see the inner core of the earth and water would go on it cooling it down but then giant tornadoes would start picking up more chunks of rock and then shoop da woop would show up and then, well ya know what happens next. Why is life so fun? xD

2010-08-19 04:29:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Vegetables. Where do rhinos live?

2010-08-19 04:40:00 Author: ShamgarBlade Posts: 1010

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in your house when is lbp 2 beta start?

2010-08-19 04:44:00 Author: shadow3596 Posts: 2442

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When cookies will take over the world! When cookies will take over the world?

2010-08-20 03:21:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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4... maybe 5... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

2010-08-20 03:59:00 Author: ShamgarBlade Posts: 1010

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In the toilet. Say wut?

2010-08-20 05:30:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Willis Whats over 9000?

2010-08-20 05:35:00 Author: Unknown User

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Puppies. Who are they?

2010-08-20 05:50:00 Author: phil_003 Posts: 609

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Who are you? Who am I?

2010-08-20 05:58:00 Author: ShamgarBlade Posts: 1010

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GLaDOS. What's the best?

2010-08-20 05:59:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Getting an F on an exam. What's the worst?

2010-08-21 01:29:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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Getting a sodding LBP2 beta key... Grrrr... Wie sagt man das?

2010-08-21 19:30:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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I don't know how to say that. Wann reisen Sie zu verlassen?

2010-08-21 20:31:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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N?o, eu n?o quero saber de batatas! What will I eat tonight?

2010-08-21 20:42:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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POMMES UND BEIN. I don't...

2010-08-21 20:44:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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Know what the heaven is happening there. If a lazor can kill anything, watorz can...

2010-08-21 20:48:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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... - Ow, mein Bein tut veh! Ohai, I was just...

2010-08-21 21:02:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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...farting. Que falar em alem?o ? noob e...

2010-08-21 21:07:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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... and summon an orangutan with a chair leg. Neither half full nor...

2010-08-21 21:08:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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completely full but it's actually half empty. What did Ben stiller do yesterday?

2010-08-21 22:25:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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He published his first level on LBP called "H4H bumb surfifal!!11!!!!11OnE!!" Why did I forget to ask a question?

2010-08-22 20:03:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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You were to busy joining the KraftWorld Club Whats the first rule?

2010-08-22 21:02:00 Author: Unknown User

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The first rule is everyone is playing the game (everyone who knows about it). When the clock strikes midnight....

2010-08-22 21:49:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Porkchop sandwiches! Are you a dolphin?

2010-08-22 22:20:00 Author: bonner123 Posts: 1487

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Banana! Why is this in my lap?

2010-08-22 22:22:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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because it likes chewing on your stomach 0_o How do you prepare a juicy hotdog?

2010-08-22 23:22:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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With a nuke >:o How do I shot web?

2010-09-02 20:20:00 Author: RedWaluigi Posts: 11

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With your butt! Who's the president of the USA?

2010-09-03 19:54:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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I am why are you a ninja

2010-09-03 20:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because i draw flying tacos! How old is the oldest tree in the world?

2010-09-03 20:13:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Purple. Why is the sky blue?

2010-09-04 05:00:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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because god asked it to be? Are you hot? ;D

2010-09-04 10:46:00 Author: hannahowens Posts: 106

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No, I'm perfectly cool. Just got the air vents fixed. Are you trembling?

2010-09-04 12:05:00 Author: talbot-trembler Posts: 1114

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My bum. Who eats the king in the gardens????

2010-09-04 21:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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President Obama why is the sky blue ?

2010-09-05 00:12:00 Author: howMUCHforBOUNTY Posts: 623

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Because someone already asked that question: Purple. Why is the sky blue? when was the last time my brother took a shower?

2010-09-05 02:48:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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A shower? What's a shower? Has anyone ever been farther, even as decided to go want to do look more like?

2010-09-07 08:35:00 Author: kitcheninja Posts: 211

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I answer you're question with a question: What the fudge did you just say?.... Why did bob eat his co-workers?

2010-09-07 15:49:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Co-workers? Bob doesn't have a job! IS lex luther wrong!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FT8vqqz1xs

2010-09-08 01:34:00 Author: TheBlackKnight22 Posts: 695

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The answer to that, of coarse, is 42. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2010-09-09 21:29:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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exactly 23 square inches because by then he'd want to rest and save his energy for the annual wood chucking contest so he can beat his nemesis, Barry the wood chucker. How can Marry poppins fly?

2010-09-09 22:57:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Her umbrella is made of peach floaty. Why there are over 9.000.000 colors?

2010-09-09 22:59:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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because a group of four people decided to journey to the center of eart to see if there aere any other colors there they haven't discovered. Three of them died and the center was going to blow up so the two had to get out so their project failed. Three years later one of the men became extreemly famous with his discovery of jello in the shape of a uvula. With the money he built a rocket ship and used it to fly to mars where he found a pot with a little plant in it. He brought it back to earth and looked through it. In the pot was a seed that didn't grow. He used the rest of his money to buy a giant garden and he planted the seed and took really good care of it. Months later a gianyt tree grew and a tomato grew out of it. But the tomato wasn't red, green, blue, yellow, orange, purple, black, white or brown but........ aquamarine! Why is this game so fun to play?

2010-09-09 23:08:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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ITs not fun its addictive. Is my dog a boxer?

2010-09-10 00:57:00 Author: TheBlackKnight22 Posts: 695

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no but he has an aunt josephine who's the champion for the wrestling dogs team #45 Can a match box?

2010-09-10 01:07:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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No, but a tin can. Why am I posting using the PS3 browser?

2010-09-10 01:15:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Your not you are posting using your toaster oven! Does this question count?

2010-09-10 13:06:00 Author: TheBlackKnight22 Posts: 695

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No. Did I snipe Zim?

2010-09-10 17:58:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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You got a headshot xP Why does my art program always have a runtime error when i'm about to finish an art request?

2010-09-10 18:02:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Because your evil arch-enemy wants to ruin your life! Why do goats fire laser throught their eyes?

2010-09-10 18:04:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Because they were exposed to radioactive icecream sandwhiches! How come every time I bake a pie, It blows up in my face?

2010-09-10 18:40:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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because chestbursters keep sneaking into your pie since you live right next to the alien base and you keep your window open Why is my sackboy so awesome?

2010-09-10 21:23:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Because it looks like a cheesecake! Hmm cheesecake... COME BACK HERE!!! How can sharks jump so high?

2010-09-10 21:25:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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they hired giant squids to throw them. Why is cheese yellow?

2010-09-10 22:55:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Because if it was blue, chickens would eat it. Why are grenade launchers so overpowered?

2010-09-11 01:46:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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because people mistaked nukes for them after getting a 25 kill streak. Why do people keep mistaking my sackboy for cheesecake?

2010-09-11 03:31:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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because the zipper to my pants is broken. Why is it that the grand canyon is huge?!?

2010-09-12 01:34:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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It ate too many cheeseburgers. Why am I posting in this thread?

2010-09-12 02:13:00 Author: Jaslow Posts: 775

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Because someone already asked that, so you need to confirm. Where are we going?

2010-09-12 02:16:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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to a planet thats little and big at the same time whats inside a sackboy ?

2010-09-12 02:24:00 Author: HollieCat Posts: 197

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a bio mechanical skeleton that runs on ps3 controller"s clicks but its surrounded by cotton soaked with smi liquid nitrogen so it wont over heat. (covered by a soul bound indestructible sack-ish structure). why is the human being limited to his minds belief?

2010-09-12 02:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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because a Walrus wanted them do so they did. If a walrus battled a ferret with ninja powers, who would win?

2010-09-12 04:59:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Well, since a ninja always wins, the ferret would, of course. Unless the walrus was also a ninja. I would pay to see that battle. Why do I love thee, LBPC?

2010-09-14 09:02:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Because she bought you cheetos for your birthday Why are tacos so dang awesome?!

2010-09-14 18:12:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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because they are made from fake ingredients. why is it that every step that i take i step on a landmine

2010-09-15 00:27:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because since your a very sad and bue walrus, a raincloud follows you around everywhere. Unfortunately, after World War 2, a lot of grenades and land mines got in the rain somehow so when the raincoud has rain raining, microscopic land mines and grenades are dropped and you trigger them blowing you up, but it doesn't really matter since you'll just come right back out of that infinite life checkpoint Why did they call that math site Wolfram Alpha?

2010-09-15 20:07:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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So everyone knows that Pi is infinite. What's the last value of Pi?

2010-09-15 20:08:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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42 What's the meaning of life?

2010-09-15 20:10:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I know this one for sure: Taco Bell. what is the answer to this equation?: (n x Ferret) + (ninja + 6) =

2010-09-16 04:16:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Ummmm......umm......um......FISH? Yes Wahoo! I got it right! Am I the ONLY bub?

2010-09-18 00:31:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690

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Moo. Why did the chicken cross the road?

2010-09-25 02:11:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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To steal Beta Codez. How many days of christmas are there?

2010-09-25 02:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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Depends on the religion that celebrates Christmas. <- Whoops... I think I did it wrong. Is LBP2 really delayed 'til January?

2010-09-25 02:27:00 Author: illuminationx Posts: 860

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No it's delayed for another 12 years and will be encoded into many different game engines until the game comes out on the PS5, when Alex has made a new company and got the rights to LBP2 again. How many toes do I have?

2010-09-25 02:31:00 Author: shotgun_69 Posts: 157

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23rd. (X^556*[X+(y*10^10^100/42)-10^163]+ 13)/4=?

2010-09-25 03:16:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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Yes What does Pi equal?

2010-09-25 03:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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A killed barbershop customer. Who holds the record for the longest time to hold their breath while swimming in lava?

2010-09-25 03:51:00 Author: shotgun_69 Posts: 157

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Austin Powers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE51qQ2Rb8c Why is that the best song ever?

2010-09-25 23:07:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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The pirates made of cheese!! Why is your favorite song your favorite song but isn't?

2010-09-25 23:10:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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42. And then?

2010-09-26 09:01:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Then came the pigeon and shot everyone in the funeral. What time is it?

2010-09-26 23:57:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978

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Drunk thirty. Well, somewhere it is. Why is Zim the best ever?

2010-09-29 23:03:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874

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Because she's a talented artist (unlike me) Why do i have poor self-confidence?

2010-10-02 18:41:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Because your... wow thats a dsorta big question to joke about o.o uhh... because you hit your head when you were young causing you to have poor self confidance Why cant I get a decent art teacher?

2010-10-03 23:23:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70

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Because the sky is blue. Wad my name iz?

2010-10-05 06:59:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Spongebob! What is the thing i should be asking?

2010-10-05 13:28:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Shouldnt you have come up with that? xD this game is fun

2010-10-05 23:31:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70

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No, for Plato came up with it eons ago. What is?

2010-10-09 20:59:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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This Yorkshire pudding or potatoe made of? A bannanna oops I splt tht wong nd dat.

2010-10-17 10:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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THE SKY IS FALLING!!! Why are aliens overrated?

2010-10-17 15:15:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Because Pretadors are underrated. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2010-10-17 15:17:00 Author: Coconuts Posts: 384

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Because Pretadors are underrated. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He doesn't chuck wood, he chucks Chuck Norris! (Duh) Why Is my LBP2 Beta taking so long to load!

2010-10-18 01:02:00 Author: TheLBPexperience Posts: 94

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Bcuz sackboy is having a cookie!! Why does the sun is taking longer to hide?

2010-10-18 02:31:00 Author: ViniciusBR11 Posts: 546

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because hes looking for his car keys. Why does my refrigerator makes weird noises!

2010-10-18 08:23:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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Because it's eating your delicious cake. Who goes there?

2010-10-18 08:46:00 Author: Coconuts Posts: 384

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A monster Why does my sackboy hate me?

2010-10-18 21:27:00 Author: Flashwire Posts: 217

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he doesn't hate you he just ignores you Why is the sky blue?

2010-10-18 23:00:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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Because that question has been asked a million times before D: Why do people not know why the sky is blue?? WHYYYY!!???

2010-10-19 22:03:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Because they see everything in black....:colossusWait...what?) Why must my hamster die?

2010-10-19 23:34:00 Author: TheLBPexperience Posts: 94

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It has committed crimes against the crown, and must be punished. Why don't people post much anymore?

2010-10-20 05:59:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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because they are all trying to trick you in a conspiracy to make outlaw jack go crazy! why can't I fly?

2010-10-20 18:54:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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You cannot fly because you're attacthed to chains made of cheese, once you're done eating through them, you might be able to. Why are there now ads above where you make a quick reply? Or has that been here all along?

2010-10-21 18:31:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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the ads moved because they got lonely. why can I not complete my maths relating to the number of 3 dimensional shapes created through the tesselations of tesseracts/ hypercubes/ 4d shapes?

2010-10-21 18:51:00 Author: unXpectiD Posts: 1132

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because you touch yourself at night. Why is my computer being so loud right now?

2010-10-23 05:21:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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Because it just got Rickrolled. Why am I not playing LBP right now?

2010-10-23 05:24:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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Because a crossing guard sneezed. Why does that cat look mad at me?

2010-10-23 05:50:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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Because you stole its toaster. Why is REWTBEER awesome?

2010-10-23 05:51:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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I DUNNO?!?! Who what when where why?

2010-10-23 22:08:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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How! Is that sign blurry to anyone else?

2010-10-24 06:08:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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What sign?

2010-10-24 07:03:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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What sign? This isn't the 'answer a question with another question' game back on-topic: The sign with teh purple dots on it! Why did i skip breakfast?

2010-10-24 16:15:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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Because you were going to eat mixed eggs with roaches and you are allergic to eggs. What is Comph's age?

2010-10-24 16:46:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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The world may never know... how many ferrets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2010-10-24 17:09:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403

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1 on a bun. Who will reign supreme?

2010-10-24 22:48:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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The Dust bunnies under my couch! Will the Coyote ever catch the Road Runner?

2010-10-24 23:39:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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yes he will, when he finds its slow twin! how does electricity works?

2010-10-25 18:22:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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You use two mirrors and a flashlight. First you point the flashlight at one of the mirrors, then you quickly place the other mirror between the flashlight and the first mirror (with the reflecting side facing the mirror). The light will be reflected back and forth forever and that produces eletricity! :arg: Who discovered America?

2010-10-25 22:08:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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captain crunch of course! he was looking for his cereal treasure and a storm made him loose course and lead him to discover America! why do the cheese have holes?

2010-10-27 04:56:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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Because your home is full of mice. Why is my cat sleeping 12 hours a day?

2010-10-27 19:51:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Because the gravity is too stressing for his joints. Why does my car make sputtering noises when I start it?

2010-10-27 21:36:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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Its because the invisible faeries that make your car move have some digestive problems! why is the OMG cat opening its mouth?

2010-10-28 00:47:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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He's very tired. Whose going to post next?

2010-10-28 23:33:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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You. Why are planes round?

2010-10-29 21:31:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Because they're made of brick. Why do we drink from cups?

2010-10-29 23:10:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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Because it's easier than drinking from rocket engines. Why do we eat meat?

2010-10-30 01:21:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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because we hate Binlarden why is the 50 pound note red ?

2010-10-30 02:00:00 Author: howMUCHforBOUNTY Posts: 623

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Because we are all color blind. When are you going to clean you room boy/girl???

2010-10-30 12:58:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Yesterday Why don't we eat grass??

2010-10-30 13:23:00 Author: AngryBeaver Posts: 7

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Unicorns. Why did the chicken cross the road...?

2010-10-30 16:24:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654

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Tp get ran over. How can you trip over a car?

2010-10-30 16:35:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Easily. Where do you find bucktooth snakes?

2010-10-30 23:43:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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Do you realy wan to know how log is this line _ ?

2010-10-31 21:01:00 Author: Benoas Posts: 32

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that's not a line is a limb less dead stickman!! :O where did my pizza go???

2010-11-02 21:35:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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It got sold on the internet for 50$ because it had hair in it. Where do you live?

2010-11-02 21:46:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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On the NERV facilities of course! How do I tie my shoes??? D:

2010-11-02 21:58:00 Author: Ragnarok Posts: 898

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You make a loop with your left hand, a loop with your right hand, and then punch them into a knot with your middle hand! What's for dinner?

2010-11-03 00:10:00 Author: LuckyShot Posts: 713

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Thermonuclear physics! A couple of guys, are up to no good, they start making trouble in your neighborhood... What do you do?

2010-11-03 00:15:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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Ask that in this thread (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=38433-What-do-you-do-When...-Game). Who watches the watchman?

2010-11-03 17:03:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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There mothers. What are the three colors cats recognize?

2010-11-03 21:46:00 Author: 4wheel Posts: 511

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White, Peach and whatever color there food is. Why is this thread Dead?

2011-10-15 21:22:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because it's mother gave birth to it. Why do I make sencepotatocakes?

2011-10-16 03:06:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Because it makes cents Why is the world round?

2011-10-16 15:00:00 Author: TheBlackKnight22 Posts: 695

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It isn't. It bulges at the north and east poles ^^ Why did i know that?

2011-10-16 15:26:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Becuase... umm... uhh... well... YOU CAN?T PROOVE ANYTHING! *scapes using jetpack* Why do noms get smaller everytime you bite them?

2011-10-16 22:49:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Because they don't get bigger. Why am I posting here?

2011-10-16 22:51:00 Author: Undarivik Posts: 442

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Becuase you like to post here! Why do I wanna play LBP?

2011-10-16 22:52:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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So that you don't live life. How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

2011-10-16 23:01:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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42. No more, no less. What is the capital of Ontario?

2011-10-17 01:24:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Offtario Where do the turkey's of algard live?

2011-10-17 01:26:00 Author: fighterwindplus Posts: 403

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In Turkey of course. Who is Luke's father?

2011-10-17 01:34:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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My friend Luke's dad is Larry. When did M&M's change their candy? All mine are now W&W's

2011-10-17 16:28:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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You have them sideways! They're actually E&E's. What kind of animal is a cow?

2011-10-17 18:19:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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A Carnivore.^^ IS a one word story a good idea?

2011-10-17 18:26:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Burritos are a great idea! Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

2011-10-17 18:35:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Los angeles. Why is the sky red?

2011-10-17 18:44:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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It's raining blood. Why did the chicken cross the road?

2011-10-17 18:49:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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It didn't. Why are you my nemesis?!

2011-10-17 19:20:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because I am you, and you are your own worst enemy! Why did the site just experience a database error?

2011-10-17 19:33:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Because we overloaded it..with awesomeness (Happened to me too :/) Does it ever feel like it's just you and me on most threads?

2011-10-17 19:46:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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nah, just your imagination why do clock hands move clockwise

2011-10-17 20:04:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Because if they didn't, it would be clockfoolish! (get it?) Why am I so tired?

2011-10-17 20:28:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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