Archive: 1838 posts

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That's kinda tasty, don't you care, jerk? Not really. Nobody really says "jerk" to be honest.

2016-04-04 09:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Not really. Nobody really says "YOLO" anymore to be honest. A crying shame.

2016-04-04 10:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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A crying baby. Yes, Ali, but what should I do with the crying baby?

2016-04-04 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, Ali, but how should I cook and eat the crying baby? Well, that's a weird question, but I would suggest you pan fry it, and season to taste with salt and pepper.

2016-04-04 18:42:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Well, that's a weird question, but I would suggest you deep fry it, and season to taste with crushed up diamonds. I'm normally not into over-expensive foods, but thi--nope, that sounds disgusting.

2016-04-05 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm normally not into over-expensive body parts, but thi--nope, that sounds delicious. Get out. All of you. This is no place for you! *swings with the baseball bat*

2016-04-05 06:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get out of here. This is no place for amateurs! *swings with the baseball bat* Wow, I didn't know that the YMCA visit to the MLB baseball stadium would be that strict.

2016-04-05 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wow, I didn't know that the tourist visit to the Arena of Death would be that brutal. That is what makes it unique. Now grab a weapon and fight for your life.

2016-04-07 11:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That is what makes a taco. Now grab a fork and eat it. You eat tacos with forks? That's weird. It's supposed to be a messy food.

2016-04-08 01:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You eat tacos with swords? That's weird. It's supposed to be a high-class food. Fine. Then let me bring you the silver plate and a classy tuxedo. And a candle.

2016-04-08 08:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fine. Then let me sing you the song of my people.... Freestyler, rock the microphone Straight from the top of my dome Freestyler, rock the microphone Carry on with the freestyler... I always appreciate a bit of nostalgia.

2016-04-08 10:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I always appreciate when people change way too many words of the last person's quote. I know, right? It's an amazing feeling to have...that they don't care about your original message.

2016-04-08 17:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I suck You sure do.

2016-04-08 17:20:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You sure stink. I'm sorry that I haven't showered since this morning. I can't help that you're really picky with smells.

2016-04-08 21:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry that I haven't showered in blood since this morning. I can't help that you're really picky with smells. Since when did they let you walk away from mental hospital, you monster!?

2016-04-10 13:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Since when did they give you advice from mental hospital, you monster!? I'm sorry, I didn't know he just left there. I saw him as a generous human being.

2016-04-10 20:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry, I didn't know he just arrived here. I saw him as a generous alien being. That's not a good reason to slap someone for not knowing where's the chocolate store.

2016-04-10 22:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's not a good Chocolate cake. I'm going to slap you for not baking a good cake, where's the chocolate store? Hey! If it was terrible, why'd you eat all of it?

2016-04-11 10:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey! If it was delicious, why'd you eat none of it? Sadly, I am deathly allergic to one of the ingredients. I apologize for your behalf.

2016-04-11 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sadly, I am in love with one of the Muppets. I apologize to Mr Kermit. Well, that's very odd, but who am I to judge? After all, we live in a world where people marry pillow cases!

2016-04-11 14:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Well, that's very cool, but who am I to judge? After all, we live in a world where machines make pillow cases! ...all I wanted was a bit of appreciation for my homemade pillowcase.

2016-04-12 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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...all I wanted was a bit of appreciation for my homemade flesh bag... I am pretty sure that you're a serial killer.

2016-04-13 08:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I am pretty sure that your real name isn't really L1N3R1D3R. Wow, you should be a detective.

2016-04-13 11:32:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Wow, you should be hanged. I know he mistook my name, but that's a really harsh punishment for something so trivial.

2016-04-13 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He mistook my name, so that's an appropriate punishment for something so serious. I'm glad we can finally agree on something.

2016-04-13 14:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I'm glad we can finally eat pizza. I'm sorry, I couldn't help that there was a big line at Papa John's!

2016-04-13 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry, I couldn't help that there was a big log left in the toilet! You should always follow the golden flushing rule - "once for the bulk, twice for the remainder".

2016-04-14 09:57:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You should always follow the golden clothing rule - "once for the bulk, twice for the fashion". I was not aware such a thing existed. Thanks...for telling me nothing because I don't wear golden clothes.

2016-04-14 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I was not aware such a thing existed. Thanks...for telling me nothing because I don't wear clothes. Well it's not the lifestyle for me, but I respect your choice.

2016-04-14 18:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Well it's not the lifestyle for me, but I respect Nazis. I...don't even know how to respond. You're aware of what they did, right?

2016-04-15 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I...don't even know how to torture you all. You're aware of what I'm capable of, right? Then you can set us free? Not knowing is pain.

2016-04-15 08:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Then you can set us up on a date? Being single is pain. Me and you? I'm flattered, but you're not really my type.

2016-04-15 11:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Me and you? I'm flabby, but you're not really skinny, either. Why do you care so much about body weight? You should look to the inside and strive for personalities!

2016-04-17 00:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why do you care so much about personality? You should look to the outside and strive for looks! There's a special place for you in the afterlife. *swings with a great scythe*

2016-04-18 14:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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There's a special place for you in my heart. *swings with him on swing* I'm glad to see you've grown to have feelings of affection, but no thanks. :$

2016-04-18 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm glad to see you've grown to have feelings of anger and hate, but remember to bring a katana for the both of us. :arg: Okay. This is between us. And it ends here.

2016-04-19 05:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Okay. This is between us. And it continues here. I see that your feelings of affection have grown! ...still not interested.

2016-04-20 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I see that your feelings of affection have not grown! ...still, please, love me... You can not ask for that. You need to earn it through actions.

2016-04-20 06:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You can not ask for extra toast. You need to leave as this is not a hotel. But I want my marmite on toast! *throws vase*

2016-04-20 09:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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But I want my marmite smeared all over my body! *takes off clothes* Some people are way too strange for my liking.

2016-04-20 10:33:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Some people are way too fat for my liking. Hey, that's not a nice thing to say! If you don't have anything nice to say then be silent.

2016-04-20 12:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, that's a thing to say! If you don't have anything, then be. That's real deep, man.

2016-04-20 13:31:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That's a real deep hole, man. Thanks. I'm going to live in it.

2016-04-20 18:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Thanks. I'm going to crap in it. That's always my first instinct when I see a real deep hole.

2016-04-20 19:42:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That's always my first instinct when I see a girl. ...Ali, please. This is an E10 forum! Stop talking about your peculiar fetishes!

2016-04-20 23:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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...Ali, please. This is an E10 forum! Stop talking about your peculiar deformations! It's his face. Can't anyone say anything good from each other?

2016-04-21 05:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's his elbow. Can't anyone describe anything about his elbow? Oh! ...I'll try... His elbow bends when he moves his arm like a branch in the wind. Is that good enough for you?

2016-04-21 08:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh! ...I'll try... *Destroys the room and puts cow stickers everywhere. Is that good enough for you? You just destroyed my fancy room. I'll kick you out.

2016-04-21 10:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You just destroyed my life. I'll kick you in the face. Talk about an over-the-top reaction.

2016-04-21 11:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Talk about an unexpected witness. He saw you doing it last night. There's no point faking it anymore.

2016-04-21 13:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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He saw Captain America night. There's no point seeing it, all MCU films are rubbish. I agree. Low-brow action films filled with constant quipping, shipped out every year to please the masses.

2016-04-21 16:01:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I agree. Low-durability equipment filled with level 1 materials, shipped out every minute to please the newbies. I know. We should farm in another area so we can get something which would be worth of something.

2016-04-21 21:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know. We should eat another pizza so we can turn into superheroes, which would be worth of something. I'm pretty sure your vision of how superheroes become super is a bit skewed. Maybe see a doctor? 8D

2016-04-22 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm pretty sure your vision of how to take care of oil tanks is a bit skewed. Maybe see how I do it? 8D Oh my god, the factory is on fire! You monster!

2016-04-22 07:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh my god and savior (sir monacle), the farm is on a role! thank You lord! :3: Enhance my ego further, peasants! 8)

2016-04-22 10:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Enhance my ego further, pheasants! 8) Don't call me that, you goose!

2016-04-22 11:59:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Don't call me anymore, you weirdo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs

2016-04-22 19:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ That's probably why he stopped talking to you. You know how old that is, right?

2016-04-23 19:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's probably why they stopped talking to you. You know how young she is, right? Whoa, isn't this supposed to be family friendly forum?

2016-04-23 21:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Whoa, isn't this supposed to be terrorist friendly forum? Yes, that's why the background image is secretly made of bombs.

2016-04-24 00:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, that's why the background image is secretly made of barbies. That's it, I'm out of here.

2016-04-24 14:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's not it, I want my swimming pool here! Isn't a broken hot tub good enough?

2016-04-24 18:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Isn't a broken skull good enough? No. We need to punish you even more for not following rules in certain threads.

2016-04-24 18:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, however, we need to punish you even further for not following me in a certain life. I keep telling you! I was not that lizard you saw in the desert!

2016-04-24 18:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I keep telling you! I was indeed that lizard you saw in the shower! I hate to be late in on this conversation, but...what?

2016-04-24 21:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I hate to be late in on this meeting, but...drugz? You came to the wrong neighborhood, addicter. We'll take you to rehab.

2016-04-25 06:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You came to the wrong helicopter reserve, dude. We'll take you to the manager. Do I get a free coupon after a test-drive?

2016-04-25 09:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do I get a free bomb after a test-dance? It depends on how well you dance. The bomb will be active however.

2016-04-25 10:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It depends on how well your steak is. The server will be active either way. Wow, I didn't even realize how over-the-top fancy restaurants were.

2016-04-26 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wow, I didn't even realize how over-the-top your derivative jokes were. Hey! Why does everybody hate my jokes and/or my cooking!?

2016-04-26 09:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey! Why does everybody hate my avatar!? It's a bit disturbing. Gives me nightmares.

2016-04-26 11:42:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It's a bit dramatic. Gives me food. I don't need hints! It's uhh.... Cat with glasses? Don't tell me! I will get it this time!

2016-04-26 16:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't need you! It's uhh.... your ex? Don't tell me! I will get it this time! Wow, this is the most messed up round of 20 Questions I've ever seen.

2016-04-26 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wow, this is the most screwed up round of 20 soduko puzzles I've ever seen. Thanks. I stole them myself.

2016-04-27 11:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Thanks. I stole them with my friends. You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

2016-04-27 11:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're the saddest man I've ever seen, but you can bet before we're through. Mister, I'll make a women out of you. Oh, this isn't the butcher shop then? I'll be on my way...

2016-04-27 11:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, this isn't the electronic shop then? I'll be on my way... Just as I expected, electronics have taken over your life. You poor, poor soul.

2016-04-27 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just as I expected, I have taken over your life. Your soul is mine. Are you Shang Tsung in disguise?

2016-04-28 10:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Are you two midgets in disguise? I uhh. Uhh. My lawyer says that I am not allowed to answer your question.

2016-04-28 13:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I uhh. Uhh. My lawyer says that I am not allowed to eat pancakes anymore. Gee, I wonder why he said that just looking at you. *sarcasm, don't kill me*

2016-04-28 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Gee, I wonder why he never said how to do my job. *Pls, don't kill me* You didn't ask and now you've ruined everything. You will pay.

2016-04-29 08:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You didn't press the button quick enough and now you've lost everything. You will have to pay a large fee to continue. Tenebrisnemo, how do you play these games? It seems like all you have to do to win is pay tons of money.

2016-04-29 08:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Tenebrisnemo, how do you make these tournaments? It seems like all you have to do to stay alive is pay tons of money. Since the day DLC took over the world, even the deathmatch tournaments got infected by it. But hey, it's just money!

2016-04-29 10:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Since the day I took over the world, even the Mario Kart tournaments got infected by me. But hey, it's just money! Making tournaments for a luck-based game wasn't really a good idea to begin with, and now you're taking the prize?

2016-04-29 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Making pie for a luck-based fair wasn't really a smart idea to begin with, and now you're taking my prize? Pffft, who's gonna' tell the difference? We both look alike.

2016-04-30 07:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Pffft, who's gonna' tell the judge? We both look guilty. Only now do I regret scaling that chain-link fence and stealing our neighbor's pies.

2016-04-30 21:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Only now do I regret scaling that chain-link fence and kidnapping our neighbor's children. You look like a person who would kidnap everyone else's child, no doubt.

2016-05-02 05:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You won't look like a person who would'nt give food to everyone else's child, not after some cosmetic surgery, no doubt. I told you I didn't want this to happen. This is the very reason to why I'm not a professional wrestler.

2016-05-02 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I told you I didn't want this to happen. This is the very reason to why I'm not a professional surgeon!. I can see. You cut off his heart and he's dead. How did you end up here?

2016-05-02 12:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I can see. You cut off his finger and he's dead. How did he end up here? I don't know honestly. He's not a very strong fighter, let's just say.

2016-05-02 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know honestly. He's not a very strong hamster, let's just say. Well, if you put two fridges on a hamster then of course it gets crushed.

2016-05-02 22:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, if you put two tomatoes on a pizza then of course it gets delicious. Preach the truth, brother! We need to convince the world of the magical powers of tomatoes!

2016-05-03 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Preach the truth, brother! We need to convince the world of the magical powers of meth! No. It's not magical at all. We need to stop using it!

2016-05-03 05:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Maybe... It's magical fairy dust that we can use. We need to start using it now! I don't think that's such a good idea. ...I'm taking this stuff away from you.

2016-05-03 07:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I really think that's such a good idea! I'm giving this stuff to you. That's the spirit, Sir monacle! Let us go into an adventure!

2016-05-03 10:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's the powder, Sir monacle! Let us go into another realm! What? But I thought I took that stuff away from you.

2016-05-03 11:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What? But I thought I took that sword away from the dark lord.. Oh yes... I knew it... I knew it! The power of the Emerald Sword, in the wrong hands, can lead to these tragic results! I knew it... The waves of the oceans will soon become giants attacking our towns. And if we don't organize a valid counteroffensive to stop those creatures this will only be a tragic... a tragic prelude... to an announced... massacre!

2016-05-03 11:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh yes... I knew it... I knew it! The power of the powder, in my hands, can lead to these magic results! I knew it... The waves of the sky will soon become a giant elephant attacking our pies. And if we don't organize a valid shopping centre to stop those creatures this will only be a magic... a magic kangaroo... to a dwarf... massacre! Who is supplying you with this stuff!? What are you even talking about!? ...I'm hungry.

2016-05-03 11:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Who is killing you with this knife!? Why are you even resisting me!? ...I'm angry. Now, normally I would scold people for being that violent, but for you I'll make an exception this time.

2016-05-04 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Now, normally I wouldn't torture people for being that peaceful, but for you I'll make an exception this time. *Takes a chainsaw* No! Please don't! I haven't done anything! Aaaaaaaaaaah!

2016-05-04 08:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes! Please do! I haven't done this in a long time! wooooooooooh! Erm, you do realise you're just staring at a washing machine, right?

2016-05-04 13:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Erm, you do realize that you're just staring at me in a shower, right? It's not me, it's L1N3R1D3R, I swear. I would never look at you.

2016-05-04 14:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's not me, it's Sir monacle, I swear. I would never look at women. Well, sorry to say, but you won't getting far in your life.

2016-05-04 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, I'm happy to say, you won't getting far in your life. What has Sir Monacle ever done to hurt you?

2016-05-05 10:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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What has the Hulk ever done to hurt you? Became angry, took off his shirt, and Hulk Smashed, that's what.

2016-05-06 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Become angry, take off your shirt, and Hulk Smash, that's my advice. That's the best advice I've heard all week.

2016-05-06 10:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That's the best song I've heard all week. Really? I mean, I think the song is quite bad, but to each his own, I guess.

2016-05-06 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Really? I mean, I think Little Big Planet is quite bad, but to each his own, I guess. Yet you joined a forum dedicated to the game?

2016-05-06 17:29:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Yet you joined a forum dedicated to idiots? Hey, at least I'm not alone here!

2016-05-07 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, listen! At least I'm not on trial here! You're the one who pinned this crime onto me! Once I get out, I will find you!

2016-05-07 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You're the one who pinned the tail on the donkey! Once I get out, I will kill you! Jeez, I thought we were being innocent at a little kid's birthday party. I guess I was mistaken.

2016-05-08 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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hey, I thought we were being observers at the little kiddies birthday party. I guess my thought was much better. Look, if you want to stare at little kids all day, be my guest. But I'm going to pin the tail on the donkey.

2016-05-08 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Look, if you let me stare at little kids all day, I would be happy. But I'm going to pin the tail on the donkey. Is this the dark side of the internet again?

2016-05-08 10:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is this the dark side of the Force again? I told you not to let your hatred overtake you, young Nemo. Such actions will move you to the Dark Side.

2016-05-09 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I warned you not to let your curiosity overtake you, young monacle. Such buttons will move you to the Dark Side of my factory. Heh... Heh... What do you even produce here...?

2016-05-09 06:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Heh... Heh... What do you even do here...? I just play stupid word games, what do YOU even do?

2016-05-09 10:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I just play stupid horror games, what do YOU even do? I play games of more value, such as forum games, platformers, and puzzle games.

2016-05-09 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I play games to win lots of cash, snooker, poker and road games. What? Road games? Like street racing and stuff? When did you get so hardcore?

2016-05-10 05:19:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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What? Road games? Like street fighter and stuff? Why did you get so lame? Yes! I got a double-triple-spam-full-combo! Erm, I'm sorry, what were you saying?

2016-05-10 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes! I got a double-triple-rule-break-full-combo! Erm, I'm sorry, I had to follow the rules? Why do I have to answer to Sir monacle's posts? I'm not his master!

2016-05-10 10:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why do I have to answer for my crimes? I'm not going to prison, darn it! I will look for you, I will find you, and I will imprison you.

2016-05-10 12:43:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hug you. That's very lovely from you, but I don't need a hug right now, friend.

2016-05-10 17:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's very lovely from the likes of you, but I don't need a swimming pool right now, bane of my existence. That's a very aggressive way to accept a gift. I spent money on this swimming pool. What am I going to do now?

2016-05-10 19:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That's a very aggressive way to accept an attack. I spent money on this great sword. What am I going to do now? You swing with it and hit enemies. And try to stay alive. Simple!

2016-05-10 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You sing with it and hit the high notes. And try Stayin' Alive. Simple! A very difficult karaoke song choice, IMO.

2016-05-11 09:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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A very difficult karate move choice, IMO. I know, trying to hit all them targets in a single jump needs some serious practice.

2016-05-11 10:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know, trying to hit all them high notes in a single breath needs some serious practice. Tell me about it. I can only go as high as middle C.

2016-05-11 13:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Tell me about it. I can only go as high asMount Everest. We need to go higher. Can you fly a rocket ship?

2016-05-11 18:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We need to go higher. Can you get some weed? Sorry, I do not advocate the use of drugs. You do you, I do me.

2016-05-12 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry, I can't go on without the use of drugs. You do that, I do mine. Smoke weed everyday. Ain't got nothing but grass, man! https://media.giphy.com/media/TeBpzQZRaBIC4/giphy.gif

2016-05-12 08:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ain't got nothing but hard-drive, man! https://media.giphy.com/media/12qZfKPFIXSAOk/giphy.gif I'm creeped out by TenebrisNemo now.

2016-05-12 15:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm creeped out by my avatar now. Tell me about it, you're not the first one who thinks that way.

2016-05-12 16:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Tell me more about it, you're not the first one who lives that way. Ahh, so you like stealing too? Sweet!

2016-05-12 17:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Ahh, so you like Justin Bieber too? Sweet! Ugh, two Beliebers in this very thread? I'm out.

2016-05-12 18:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Ugh, two Nobel Peace prize winners in this very thread? I'm out. What's wrong with that? I don't get it.

2016-05-12 20:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's wrong with you? I don't like you. Wow, so disrespectful . Hey any mods around? We got bad guy over here!

2016-05-13 01:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wow, so amazing.l Hey any mods around? We got a tough guy over here! Hide your kids, hide your family, I got 58 baseball bats which I use as bullets!

2016-05-13 05:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hide your father, hide your mother, I got 58 pimp bats which I use as gardening tools! This place is weird. Well, see ya!

2016-05-13 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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This place is weird. Well, farewell! Come back once you learn to follow the rules, bucko.

2016-05-13 09:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Come bak wons u lurn inglish, m8. You can talk! And don't call me 'm8', bro!

2016-05-13 10:25:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You can fight! And don't call me 'm8', bro! I'm not your bro, pal! *hustle*

2016-05-13 21:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm not your pal, pal! *punches* This place is getting too violent for my likings. Where's the exit?

2016-05-14 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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This place is getting too inappropriate for my Vikings. Where's the exit? I thought Vikings were supposed to make the violence happen in the first place. Not like it's inappropriate...

2016-05-14 17:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I thought Vikings were supposed to make the justice happen in the first place. Not like it's peaceful... Vikings were real barbarians back in the day, and they used to live next to my homeland.

2016-05-15 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Vikings were real barbers back in the day, and they used to work next to my homeland. Wow, I always thought of them as vicious, but if they're going to cut my hair, then I'm okay with that.

2016-05-15 22:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wow, I always thought of them as wimps, but if they're going to cut my head off, then I'm okay with that. That's the spirit! You have the spirit of a true warrior! Now, take this battleaxe and start your grand quest!

2016-05-16 08:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's the spirit! You have the face of a true celebrity! Now, take this makeup and start your quest for worldwide fame! I would prefer to use my smarts to my advantage and not force myself to go with the flow.

2016-05-18 02:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I would prefer to use your smarts to get ice-cream and not force myself to buy more. Just go with the flow. Look, I'm not stealing ice-cream for you. I could just buy you the ice-cream. What flavour do you prefer anyway?

2016-05-18 06:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Look, I'm not stealing shaving-cream for you. I could just buy you the shaving-cream. What type do you prefer anyway? Anything that doesn't hurt my delicate hair follicles. I'm very sensitive there!

2016-05-18 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Anything that doesn't hurt my delicate nipples. I'm very sensitive there! That's an odd thing to say when I'm going to buy a tuxedo for you, but alright.

2016-05-18 15:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's an odd thing to say when I'm going to buy an ice cream for you, but alright. Wait, did I say nipples? I meant chocolate chips. That would make much more sense.

2016-05-19 04:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wait, did I say licorice? I meant chocolate chips. That would make much more sense. Well, you aren't the only one who doesn't like that black stuff. I just don't find it tasty.

2016-05-19 17:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, am i the only one who doesn't like that black person? I just don't find it natural. You're taking things a little too far, buddy. Just calm down a little, okay?

2016-05-19 18:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm[/B] taking things a little too far, buddy. Just get out from my way a little, okay? No. I will stop you even though it would take my life.

2016-05-19 20:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No. I will stop the music even though it would take my sanity. Ha! I knew that you needed that music to keep your sanity!

2016-05-20 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ha! I knew that you needed those pills to keep your sanity! What? Give them back! I need them! Hr! Hr! Hr!

2016-05-20 08:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What? Give them alcohol! I need them drunk! Hr! Hr! Hr! I dread to think what you've got planned.

2016-05-20 10:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I dread to think what you've got in your bag. Nothing to fear. Just an eyeball, spider ichor, 8 potions, a hand, 4 greatswords and a boulder.

2016-05-20 11:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nothing to eat. Just an eyeball, spider ichor, 8 potions, a hand, 4 greatswords and a boulder. What kind of restaurant are you? And how did you get 5 out of 5 stars on Yelp?

2016-05-20 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What kind of mercenary are you? And how did you get 5 out of 5 stars on Yelp? I use bows, swords, greatsword, staves, daggers, fists, spells and charisma to kill my opponents.

2016-05-21 18:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I use bows, swords, greatsword, staves, daggers, fists, spells and charisma to kill Donald Trump. I approve of you...or actually I don't. If you just killed his presidential campaign and kept him alive with his great acting skills, then I would approve of you.

2016-05-21 19:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I approve of you...or actually I don't. If you just killed his family in front of him and kept him alive with his great baking skills, then I would approve of you. That's the way how you would like to hire a new baker? Alright then, you're the boss.

2016-05-22 09:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's the way how you would like to hire the president? Alright then, you're the vice-president. Thank you so much for this opportunity! I'd like to thank the Academy, my family and friends...

2016-05-22 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Thank you so much for this opportunity! I'd like to thank the Academy, my family and Illumina- Arrest that man! Now! Don't let him escape!

2016-05-23 05:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop that man! Now! Don't let him eat the last piece of cake! Surely he can eat the last piece if he asks nicely?

2016-05-23 10:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Surely he can eat the last piece if he's the alpha? We'll see about that. Who else wants the last piece?

2016-05-23 12:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We'll see about your promotion. Who else wants the last talk? I'd like to point out that you've fired fifteen people so far in your rage. Don't you think that's over the top?

2016-05-23 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'd like to point out that you've destroyed fifteen people so far in your rage. Don't you think that's still pretty lame? You're right. Release the behemoth dragons. We will change the world now.

2016-05-23 18:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're right. Release the behemoth pizza. We will change the menu now. I don't know, don't those things take up the entire diner? How are we going to make multiple of them?

2016-05-23 23:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know, don't those things take up the entire army? How are we going to make multiple of them? We get the resources from the Sky Mountains and use dragons to transport them to our camps.

2016-05-24 01:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We get the snow from the Appalachian Mountains and use dragons to transport them to our camps. Why do we need snow at our camp? We're doing gymnastics here!

2016-05-25 02:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why do we need snow at our camp? We're doing weed here! Oh, I'm sorry, I'll just move the "snow" to my own apartment. Khee hee!

2016-05-25 09:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'll just move the "weed" to my own apartment. Khee hee! But we need the weeds! We're trying to demonstrate as much diversity in plants as we can.

2016-05-25 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But we need the mosquitoes! We're trying to demonstrate as much diversity in mosquitoes as we can. Get out before I send the cannibals go after you.

2016-05-25 21:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get out before I send the CIA go after you. I swear I'm not part of the Cartel! Please don't arrest me to satisfy your need to accuse someone!

2016-05-28 23:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I swear I'm not part of the ballet group! Please don't mock me to satisfy your need to nully someone! You dance ballet? Hahahaa!

2016-05-29 22:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You sing opera? Hahahaa! I'll have you know, I'm absolutely terrified of singing. Good day, to you sir/madam.

2016-05-30 07:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'll have you know, I'm absolutely terrified of following rules. Good day, to you sir/madam. It's obvious now, isn't it? At least you are unique.

2016-05-30 12:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's obvious now, isn't it? At least you are admitting it. Yes, I'm glad Sir monacle has owned up to his crimes, which also include misspelling "monocle".

2016-05-30 19:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, I'm glad Sir monacle has owned up to his crimes, which also include misspelling "which". Anyone can be forgiven if they want it.

2016-05-30 21:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Anyone can be Superman if they want it. I don't think that's possible. Once you aren't born on Krypton, that ends the hope.

2016-05-31 02:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't think that's possible. Once you aren't born with magic, that ends the hope. What are you talking about? Magic isn't real.

2016-05-31 07:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What are you talking about? God isn't real. A controversial comment to make, though personally I would agree with you.

2016-05-31 11:07:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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A controversial sandwich to make, though personally I would agree to eat it with you. Get out of here, this is my sandwich!

2016-05-31 13:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Get out of here, this is my thread! Since when? You didn't create it!

2016-05-31 15:07:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Since when? You didn't copyright it! That is the bitter truth. You must copyright yer things.

2016-05-31 17:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That is the bitter apple. You must double-check yer things. Listen, I thought all the apples would be the same for consistency's sake, but I guess not.

2016-06-01 14:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Listen, I thought all the drugs would be the same for consistency's sake, but I guess not. Of course not, now you are tripping all over and the gang is after us.

2016-06-01 20:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course not, now you are tripping over a branch and the gang is after us. I'm sorry I wasn't watching where I was stepping! When we get out of this situation, I'll repay the both of us.

2016-06-02 04:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry I wasn't watching who I was shooting! When we get out of this prison, I'll repay the both of us. Electric chair awaits the both of us, you fool.

2016-06-02 10:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Electric Slide awaits the both of us, you fool. What? Stop insulting me, I told you I've never gone to a dance before!

2016-06-02 23:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What? Stop insulting me, I told you I've never gone to a hospital before! But you have 2 cancers and they need a treatment, you silly Billy.

2016-06-03 18:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But you have 2 ears and they need a treatment, you silly Billy. Listen, I don't know if you've ever heard of an ear infection, but they only happen to one ear.

2016-06-04 00:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Listen, I don't know if you've ever heard of an heart infection, but they only happen to one heart. No duh. How did you get it in the first place?

2016-06-04 06:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No duh. How did you get a golden mushroom in first place? I have no clue, I think the game accidentally screwed up position tracking when I got the item box.

2016-06-04 16:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have no clue, I think the game accidentally screwed up my HP when I got the Healing Ring. So technically you are invincible now. Good for you.

2016-06-05 10:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So technically you are president now. Good for you. I did not intend this to be the outcome. Can I hand over my position to Bernie Sanders?

2016-06-05 17:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I did not intend this to be the outcome. Can I hand over my position to Donald Trump? No! You will be the president and save the world!

2016-06-06 13:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No! You will be the cheerleader and save the world! Heroes is dead, get over it.

2016-06-06 13:31:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Michael Jackson is dead, get over it. But...but the original moonwalker needs to live forever! He needs to travel to the moon and moonwalk there!

2016-06-06 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But...but the original Dracula needs to live forever! He needs to travel to the moon and conquest there! Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

2016-06-06 14:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My words are as unoriginal as my soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as me! I know, right? You posted that same quote for me to edit not too long ago!

2016-06-08 19:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I love darkness, right? You summoned that same spirit for me to dodge not too long ago! You claim to love the darkness. Go then and dwell in there for all eternity.

2016-06-11 17:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You claim to love Donald Trump. Go then and dwell in hell for all eternity. I'm pretty sure you misheard "loathe" as "love". I will not affiliate myself with that man.

2016-06-12 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm pretty sure you misheard "loathe" as "love". I will not affiliate myself with my wife. But you married her and had a wedding! Why do you say that now?

2016-06-12 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But you killed her and had a party! Why do you say that now? Because she was an evil woman who wanted to take control over my life. I did what anyone would do.

2016-06-13 00:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because she was an old woman who wanted to take control over my life. I did what a psychopath would do. I knew it. Down to the ground, twisted man!

2016-06-13 12:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I threw it. Down to the ground, take that man! Watch out, we've got a badass over here!

2016-06-13 13:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Watch out, we've got a disobedient *** over here! You really need to take care of your animals, Ali. Wild donkeys are not safe. Also, how did you pass the censor?

2016-06-13 16:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You really need to take care of your slugs, Ali. Wild slugs are not safe. Also, how did you pass the mental hospital? Wild slugs? Now I've seen everything.

2016-06-14 02:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wild thing. Now I've seen everything. That's not how the song goes...

2016-06-14 10:32:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That's not how you're supposed to breathe... I breathe from my nose and from my mouth, what's wrong with that?

2016-06-14 14:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I like to run around naked in public, what's wrong with that? Errrrrrrm, quite a lot, actually!

2016-06-14 15:26:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Errrrrrrm, nothing, actually! So you run around naked in public, too? I thought this forum was family friendly...

2016-06-14 17:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So we dream about running around naked in public, too? I thought this forum was family friendly... Fixed.

2016-06-15 04:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Naked. I think we need to move on to another subject now, please put your clothes back on.

2016-06-15 10:04:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I think we need to move to another city now, please put your backpack back on. I don't want to move anywhere overpopulated like Chicago or New York City...where do you suggest?

2016-06-15 17:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't want to move anywhere abroad like Alaska or New Mexico...where do you suggest? Learn your geography you silly sausage.

2016-06-15 21:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Learn your first grade math you silly sausage. But I thought one plus one equaled fish! Was I taught incorrectly?

2016-06-15 22:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But I thought bomb plus religion equaled salvation! Was I taught incorrectly? You're not right but not totally wrong neither.

2016-06-16 06:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're not ugly but not totally attractive neither. At least he's beautiful on the inside, unlike you, you big meanie!

2016-06-16 09:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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At least he's delicious on the inside, unlike you, you big elephant! I was unaware Ali was a cannibal. I've never tried human or elephant meat, how do they taste?

2016-06-16 17:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I was aware Ali was a mass-eater. I've never tried human or elephant meat before... until now! Oh god what have you become?! http://www.relatably.com/m/img/cross-memes/5378589.jpg

2016-06-17 21:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh cool what have you made? http://www.internetdict.com/wp-content/uploads/related_images/2016/01/14/how-to-build-a-roller-coaster-model_3.jpg I know, right? I took inspiration from the instruction book to make my own design of roller coaster!

2016-06-17 22:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know, right? I took inspiration from the demon book to make my own design of flesh horror! You don't have enough levels to create a powerful monster, but I admire your dedication.

2016-06-19 19:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You don't have enough levels to become a popular creator, but I admire your dedication. Sadly I cannot become comphermc or steve_big_guns, but I'll certainly try.

2016-06-20 05:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sadly I cannot become alistair26, but I'll certainly try. Yes, I hear he's very good, and totally not bitter at all about not receiving a Team Pick for his last level, which he spent over a year working on. Not.... bitter... at... all.

2016-06-20 10:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Yes, I hear he's very lame, and totally not cool at all because he was wearing a My Little Pony shirt, which he spent over a year working on. Not.... cool... at... all. Ali, we need to talk about your interests. I don't think this is an okay thing for an adult man to enjoy.

2016-06-20 16:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ali, we need to have "the talk". I don't think this is an okay thing for an adult man to not know these things. It's about time someone taught me the "birds and the bees".

2016-06-20 20:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It's about time someone taught me the "Substitution Rule". Good. Now, if you have an integrand that contains both a function and its derivative...

2016-06-20 23:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Good. Now, when a man loves a woman... Yes, yes, I'm with you so far. Then what happens?

2016-06-21 10:29:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Yes, yes, I'm with Rachel right now. Then what happens? I don't know, and I don't want to be invested in your current affairs with women.

2016-06-21 19:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I know, and I want to be invested in your current affairs with women. That means a lot to me, thanks, I welcome your advice.

2016-06-22 09:54:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That means a lot of candy for me, thanks, I welcome your assistance. I will do anything to make our trick or treating experience as successful as possible.

2016-06-22 17:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I will do anything to make our trick or treating experience as dreadful as possible. I'm already loving it. Which house should we target first?

2016-06-22 22:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ba da ba ba baaaa, I'm loving it. Which meal should we target first? I feel like the Big Mac with large fries and large soda would fill you right up, Nemo.

2016-06-23 02:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I feel like the Big Titan with large club and large teeth would fill your quest right up, Nemo. You bet. Now take this spear and charge with me against this beast!

2016-06-23 14:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You suck. Now take this spear, kill yourself, and leave me helpless against this beast! Why are you trying to sabotage us both? We could both be in a much better situation if you were more optimistic!

2016-06-23 19:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you trying to bless us both? We could both be in a much worse situation if you were more pessimist! I know, right?! Now wait until I've cast this spell upon us so we can kill this thing more easily.

2016-06-24 19:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know nothing! Now wait until I've abandoned you so you can kill this thing more easily. I knew I should have never trusted you, Nemo... That look on your face when I selected you, it meant trouble.

2016-06-24 21:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I knew I should have always trusted you, Nemo... That look on his face when I selected him, it meant trouble. Trusty Patches is not trustworthy. He will kick you when he has the chance. You should tell it by his face. https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oKY_vnVaSWQ/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABo/odWlYgzuLh8/photo.jpg

2016-06-24 22:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Krusty Krab is not trustworthy. It will give you bad food when it has the chance. You should tell it by its employees. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/e/e6/Spongebob_welcome_Squidward.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121028233640 So Plankton had a legitimate reason to steal their formula. The awful taste of Krabby Patties would fit his personality.

2016-06-25 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So 2nd place racer had a legitimate reason to steal 6th place racer's formula. The awful taste of formulas would fit his personality. He was never the brightest racer. He became special when he hit his head while falling from his bed.

2016-06-26 17:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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He was never the brightest light. He became special when he hit his head while falling from the lamp. Eh, it's his fault he can't perform his only job. Though, then again he could have been gently taken down...

2016-06-26 21:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eh, it's his fault he can't perform his seven jobs. Though, then again he could have been gently shot down... Are you the taskmaster? That guy worked 25 hours a day and now he became a vegetable.

2016-06-28 12:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you the president? That guy worked 3 hours a day and now he became Trump. Wow, I knew Trump's ideas were persuasive to idiots, but I wasn't aware it was that persuasive!

2016-06-28 16:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wow, I knew my ideas were persuasive to idiots, but I wasn't aware I was that persuasive! Make LBPCentral great again!

2016-07-01 10:29:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Make America great again! Everyone wants greatness but isn't America large enough?

2016-07-01 12:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Everyone wants me to eat more but aren't I large enough? I dunno. How much do you weigh?

2016-07-01 12:57:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I dunno. How much do you have? I only have 15 €, I can not accept this offer, Godfather Ali_Star.

2016-07-01 13:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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