Archive: 1035 posts

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Killed by being "poked" with a rusty nail that is full of deadly diseases.

2016-04-25 09:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by being "poked" by Sir monacle's vaccine that is full of deadly diseases.

2016-04-25 10:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being "poked" by my innocent finger...to push you off a mountain. 8)

2016-04-26 03:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being "poked" by remorse and guilt from killing him. 8D

2016-04-27 11:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being "poked" while doing the Hokey-Pokey. You also have brittle bones.

2016-04-27 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being "poked" by a falling meteorite.

2016-04-27 15:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being poked into a pit by L1NER1D3R three reborn.

2016-04-27 19:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by being "poked" by me for misspelling my name.

2016-04-27 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being poked by this weird situation.

2016-04-29 07:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Stalin. *COMBOBREAKER*

2016-04-29 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being poked by a lame combo breaker.

2016-05-02 05:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being poked by TenebrisNemo's newly acquired sled. 8D

2016-05-02 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being poked by L1N3R1D3R's newly acquired lollipop. 8)

2016-05-02 21:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being poked by Sir monacle's same old outdated signature.

2016-05-03 04:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being poked by confused users.

2016-05-03 05:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by poking the propeller on an airplane.

2016-05-03 08:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by being poked by Sir monacle's suicide bomb's detonation.

2016-05-03 11:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by poking my suicide scare plans.

2016-05-03 11:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by being poked by bad reputation.

2016-05-03 11:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being poked by my combo breaker.

2016-05-04 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being poked by a darkwraith's backstab.

2016-05-04 08:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I felt like being mean today. :hero:

2016-05-04 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because the world is mean all the time.

2016-05-08 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the Nazi concentration camps. Sorry you had to be Jewish.

2016-05-09 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by the Nazi concentration camps. Sorry you looked like a Jewish.

2016-05-10 10:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the Jewish concentration camps. Sorry you looked like a Nazi.

2016-05-12 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by the African concentration camps. Sorry you looked like an European.

2016-05-12 06:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the [CENSORD] concentration camps. Sorry, but this classified content.

2016-05-12 15:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by the Illuminati concentration camps. Sorry you looked like a Sir monacle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahAbxq8WPw

2016-05-12 16:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by not knowing the health risks of tobacco. Sorry you looked dumb.

2016-05-14 17:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by not knowing how to use a sled. Sorry you looked like L1N3R1D3R.

2016-05-15 18:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by licking that random lollipop. Sorry you looked like TenebrisNemo.

2016-05-15 22:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by breaking that explosive rule. Sorry you looked like Sir monacle.

2016-05-16 08:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by not going with the flow. Sorry you looked like gurren009.

2016-05-18 02:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by 8). Sorry you looked like 8D.

2016-05-18 15:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by a bat. Sorry you looked like a flying squirrel!

2016-05-19 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a hunter. Sorry you looked like a moose.

2016-05-19 16:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Donald Trump. Sorry you looked like an idiot! 8D

2016-05-20 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by an idiot. Sorry you looked like Donald Trump. 8)

2016-05-20 07:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the Ice Age. Sorry you looked like a dinosaur.

2016-05-20 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a squirrel. Sorry you looked like a nut.

2016-05-21 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by me. Sorry you looked like a sled.

2016-05-21 19:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by me. Sorry you looked like a lollipop.

2016-05-22 09:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Sir monacle. Sorry you looked like a deceased Sack Thing.

2016-05-22 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Sir monacle. Sorry you looked like a rule.

2016-05-23 05:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the IRS. Sorry you looked like extra money.

2016-05-23 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a sackboy. Sorry you looked like a bubble.

2016-05-23 17:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I shoved you off our cruise ship.

2016-05-23 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because you broke the combo.

2016-05-24 01:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by TenebrisNemo. Sorry you looked like me.

2016-05-25 02:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by me. Sorry you looked like TenebrisNemo.

2016-05-25 08:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I blame you for setting this trap for Nemo and me.

2016-05-25 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because it was worth the 100 € which was promised to me.

2016-05-25 20:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by depression in our lack of creativity and malevolence anymore.

2016-05-28 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a pessimist.

2016-05-29 20:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by me. It's my birthday, I do whatever I want. 8D

2016-05-30 18:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by eating too many lollipops. *Not hypocrite* 8)

2016-05-30 21:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because Nemo felt like choking you with a lollipop.

2016-05-31 02:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because I felt like letting you taste my lollipop.

2016-05-31 06:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I felt like not warning you that I was going sledding.

2016-06-01 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because I felt like not warning you that there was lava downhill.

2016-06-01 20:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I trapped you in a zoo, and then I took the gates and fences out. Enjoy! :hero:

2016-06-02 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because I simply climbed up and slide down to the other side from the cage because there was no roof and I poked you into the crocodile's pool. 8)

2016-06-02 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I rigged the water slide to gush out hydrochloric acid instead. 8D

2016-06-02 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because everyone felt like it.

2016-06-03 16:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Ganondorf. You played on Hero Mode without getting any extra life or fairies, it was inevitable!

2016-06-04 00:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a demon on tutorial. You shouldn't have played on Nightmare difficulty for the first time!

2016-06-04 06:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the 1%. You shouldn't have played in the majority for the first time!

2016-06-04 16:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by gravity. you shouldn't have thought that jump was possible!

2016-06-05 09:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Stalin. You shouldn't have lived in Russia in the 1930's!

2016-06-05 17:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by America, you shouldn't have lived in Hiroshima!

2016-06-06 13:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Nemo's lollipop. It gives him the necessary supplements to live, but it's extremely concentrated.

2016-06-06 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Michale Rosen for trying to get away from his gaze.

2016-06-06 14:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Michael Rosen for misspelling his first name.

2016-06-08 19:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Michale Rosen which is his lost twin brother.

2016-06-11 17:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by me after being taken on an expansive adventure involving pirates, a lion boat, bird people, tree people, lots of items, and gameplay primarily involving combat and puzzle-solving. I'm Ganondorf.

2016-06-12 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Link because you looked like a pot.

2016-06-12 20:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by a building collapsing on your head. Should have worn that helmet!

2016-06-12 23:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by cancer. You should have liked that prayer post on Facebook!

2016-06-13 12:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being subject to Space Chicken's humor.

2016-06-13 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being subject to Hojo's laboratory.

2016-06-13 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being Dee Dee as a subject in Dexter's laboratory.

2016-06-14 00:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a victim on Dexter's table.

2016-06-14 02:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being subject to the terror of ISIS.

2016-06-14 16:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a human and living in North Korea.

2016-06-15 04:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being logic in the eyes of Donald Trump. 8D

2016-06-15 17:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed being a Donald Trump at the middle of the gang of mexico.

2016-06-16 05:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being ZeRo in Grand Finals at his last four Smash Wii U tournaments.

2016-06-16 17:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being Dracula and facing a Belmont.

2016-06-17 21:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being Dracula (or any vampire) and facing the sunlight.

2016-06-17 22:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being Edward Cullen and facing any real vampire.

2016-06-19 19:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being a logical person and facing any vampire book.

2016-06-20 05:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a logical person and facing any propaganda.

2016-06-21 21:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being a logical person and facing the current presidential election.

2016-06-21 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a logical person and facing any witch hunt back in the day.

2016-06-22 22:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being Bayonetta and facing the witch hunt of Smash 4 before patch 1.1.6.

2016-06-23 02:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a magician and facing any Hexproof creature in Magic: The Gathering.

2016-06-23 14:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being Greninja in Smash 4 updates before 1.0.8.

2016-06-23 19:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a noob in any Smash Bros.

2016-06-24 12:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I shrink you down to a microscopic size, suck you up into a vacuum cleaner, and leave you there until you die.

2016-06-24 17:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I enlarge you to a gigantic size in the middle of Washington D.C. and then the heroes of US blow you to death.

2016-06-24 21:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in the middle of a presidential debate. The urge to kill yourself grows as the stupidity of the debate does.

2016-06-25 02:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in the middle of Trump's mind. The urge to kill yourself grows as the stupidity of the thinking goes.

2016-06-26 16:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in the middle of TenebrisNemo's lollipop. The urge to escape grows as you slowly slide down his throat.

2016-06-26 21:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in the middle of L1N3R1D3R's way. The urge to run grows as the sled slides towards you in high speed.

2016-06-28 12:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I dip you in batter and place you in a giant deep fryer. Mmm, xtremesackboy nuggets!

2016-06-28 16:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in the middle of old people and make you wear nothing. They will beat you to death.

2016-07-01 11:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I leave town for the 4th of July, and you die of sadness because you miss me.

2016-07-01 16:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in the middle of middle ages and you die of sadness because Michael Rosen doesn't exist.

2016-07-01 23:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We're killing xtremesackboy, remember? Killed from bashing your head at Nemo's stupidity. 8D

2016-07-05 18:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by my attempt to save you but my stupidity led you to slide down into the netherworld.

2016-07-05 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by watching one of my videos in reverse. They're supposed to give you life, but you reversed the effect.

2016-07-05 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by try hard players.

2016-07-05 23:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I mixed super glue inside the brownies.

2016-07-06 05:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being sucked into the world of Dark Souls.

2016-07-06 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I find an aptly tall mountain, and I shoot you in the gut to blow you off the top of the mountain.

2016-07-06 17:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you mankind in a nutshell and you die of laughter.

2016-07-07 07:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you one of my videos, and you die of laughter. 8D

2016-07-07 18:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you one of L1N3R1D3R's videos for 10 hours, and you die of torture. 8)

2016-07-07 21:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you TenebrisNemo's daily life for 2 minutes, and you die of boredom. :swoop:

2016-07-08 00:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you L1N3R1D3R's free time for 1 minute, and you die of horror. :smallToggle:

2016-07-09 16:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you Nemo's free time for 1 millisecond, and you die of suffocation. :hero:

2016-07-10 03:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you L1N3R1D3R's early years for 1 second, and then you commit suicide. 8)

2016-07-12 21:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you a blowtorch, except I forgot how close is too close.

2016-07-13 03:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you the galaxy but then you get killed by the Sith lord.

2016-07-13 08:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I show you the galaxy but then you die from asphyxiation. 8D

2016-07-13 16:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I show you L1N3R1D3R but then you die from poop. 8)

2016-07-13 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I find a guillotine and use it.

2016-07-13 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I find a bomb then use it.

2016-07-14 10:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*Slurp* ...Your blood is gone.

2016-07-14 22:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Slurp!* Your soul is gone.

2016-07-15 12:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I find you sleeping on a bed. I light your pillow on fire.

2016-07-15 16:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to a party. Unfortunately, the party is full of cannibals and you are the happy meal.

2016-07-16 11:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to McDonald's. Unfortunately it is full of toddlers and you are the Happy Meal. 8)

2016-07-16 17:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to a festival. Unfortunately it is full of hardcore emos who are against happy faces and you are the happy meal. 8D

2016-07-16 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to Nemo's house, where it is impossible to move without stepping in a deadly trap.

2016-07-17 19:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to L1N3R1D3R's house, where it is impossible to move without sliding to death.

2016-07-18 06:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to Sir monacle's house, where he confuses you to death with his logic.

2016-07-18 16:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I inviete you to Ali's house, where he chokes you to death for misspelling "invite". 8)

2016-07-19 09:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I invite you to ALEXhatena's house, where he chokes you to death by misspelling "(dis)approval". 8)

2016-07-19 16:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I invite you to my house, where my guard dogs maul you to death because I forgot to lock the cage.

2016-08-05 11:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in the middle of a zoo, I remove the fences, and I tick off the animals.

2016-08-05 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in the queue line of a roller coaster. When you exit, you fall into water and drown.

2016-08-06 12:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in a merry-go-round, and then use the strongest motor in the world to spin it extremely fast.

2016-08-06 18:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in GTA as a happy citizen but then the main protagonist shoots you for no reason.

2016-08-06 20:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in GTA IV as a car, and the main protagonist uses you for the swingset glitch.

2016-08-07 18:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in Skyrim as a dragon and you can guess the rest.

2016-08-08 11:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in Mario Party as a dice block and you can guess the rest.

2016-08-08 16:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in the middle of L1N3R1D3R's birthday party and you can guess the rest. 8)

2016-08-10 06:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I shrink you and place you in TenebrisNemo's mouth, and you can guess the rest. :swoop:

2016-08-10 16:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I create copies of baby L1N3R1D3Rs and place you in the middle of them. You can not guess the rest. :bigToggle:

2016-08-12 03:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I place you in a Smash Bros. fight against a Jigglypuff, and she got the read into the Rest. :hero:

2016-08-13 01:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you in a Trump's discourse.

2016-08-20 14:28:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I place you in NathanBros's mind, and you die of boredom because he's thinking the exact same things that have already been said. :hero:

2016-08-20 15:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After your death you reincarnate as my laptop's hard drive. Then I kill you.

2016-08-24 01:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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After your death you reincarnate as President Trump. There;s bound to be an assassination at some point.

2016-08-24 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After your death you reincarnate as a dog. Too bad you're in China. 8D

2016-08-24 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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After your death you reincarnate as Sir monacle, but then you get bashed by everyone else here.

2016-08-25 17:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After your death you reincarnate as a keyboard. Too bad your owner plays a lot of League of Legends and beats you to death. :bigToggle:

2016-08-27 01:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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After your death...you're dead. :hero:

2016-08-27 17:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After your death, you become Death itself for dying too many times. Then Homer kills you.

2016-08-27 22:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You get killed by an angry TenebrisNemo for breaking the trend.

2016-08-28 15:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Then on your way to the heaven you get captured by Ghostbusters and then they accidentally terminated you.

2016-08-28 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But then your killer gets killed in the second movie, which kills you again.

2016-08-29 13:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And then the killer dies IRL which kills you as well.

2016-08-30 05:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You get a lethal headache from trying to make sense of these posts.

2016-08-30 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Then you become a headache but people kills you with painkillers.

2016-08-31 08:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You die in attempts to kill this trend, which is upon a high mountain.

2016-08-31 13:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You die in attempts to follow this trend, which is in the firs of mount Doom.

2016-08-31 15:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You kill Nemo, but unfortunately he is your voodoo doll.

2016-09-02 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You kill L1N3R1D3R, but unfortunately he is your heart.

2016-09-02 15:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You kill TenebrisNemo because he keeps continuing trends, but then his family gets revenge.

2016-09-02 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You kill his family, but then his soul gets the revenge.

2016-09-03 09:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You end the trend, which results in you getting executed.

2016-09-03 15:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You execute the trend, which results in you getting ended.

2016-09-04 11:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I make your body have as much blood as Nemo does creativity. 8D

2016-09-04 22:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I make your body have as much blood as L1N3R1D3R has non-poop videos. 8)

2016-09-05 10:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You get bored to death watching my non-poop videos.

2016-09-05 19:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get squeezed to death for getting into the midget elevator.

2016-09-06 10:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Abraham Lincoln, and you forgot to read the bad reviews of the play.

2016-09-08 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a vampire and then Abraham Lincoln visits you.

2016-09-08 09:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the idiot behind Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and historians glare at you until you die.

2016-09-09 02:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the idiot behind Twilight and sane people glare you to death.

2016-09-09 09:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are an idiot behind a cannon, and the recoil knocks you out of commission.

2016-09-10 01:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the idiot under a space rocket and then get burned to death.

2016-09-10 11:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the idiot who turns every one of L1N3R1D3R's posts into a trend, and he kills TenebrisNemo. 8D

2016-09-10 18:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the L1N3R1D3R who thinks killing TenebrisNemo will kill the idiot, but then he fell into the crushing abyss in confusion. 8)

2016-09-10 18:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a worthless copycat, but then you realize you are TenebrisNemo and kill yourself. :hero:

2016-09-11 18:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a shameless L1N3R1D3R, but then you see an arrow sign and follow it until you walk into lava. :arg:

2016-09-11 20:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I push you into that same lava for copying the copycat himself, TenebrisNemo.

2016-09-13 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the incarnation of L1N3R1D3R's spirit. You see a trend then you bash your head against it until you both die. :hero:

2016-09-13 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo *Slurp*s all your blood out.

2016-09-13 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You see a man so white that his bald head shines into your eyes and soul, burning them away. Then you fall to the ground dead.

2016-09-13 16:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You become that man, and you die while being the reflector for a laser beam to space.

2016-09-14 03:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a happy little tree but then a lumberjack comes and slaughters you, cuts your being into pieces and burns the pieces while happily watching it.

2016-09-14 09:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You become a happy little blade of grass...wait, did I say little? Because you just got mowed.

2016-09-14 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are an unhappy little spider. When you're creating your web, a human burns his house down once he sees you. You survived barely but then you drop into a bucket full of water and drown.

2016-09-14 19:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the Itsy Bitsy Spider, except the sun never comes out to dry the rain.

2016-09-15 03:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the best empire in the world but then you get ripped apart after few years.

2016-09-15 09:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Mew2king, and you are pitted in losers top 16 against n0ne in Melee for Get On My Level 2016.

2016-09-16 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a good character in a story but you are the first person to die because of plot.

2016-09-16 16:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are in the Hunger Games. ...basically what Nemo said above.

2016-09-16 23:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the invincible antagonist in a story but that's why you die by unnatural means.

2016-09-17 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I use my magic wand to turn you into a fly. I also teleport you near a lilypad.

2016-09-17 19:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are on the internet for the first time and your innocence was brutally murdered. You also committed suicide.

2016-09-17 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are a Native American on Hispaniola when Christopher Columbus landed. You die of disease.

2016-09-18 19:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a happy arrow of Robin Hood's. When he shoot the bull's eye, he shoots another arrow which penetrates you brutally.

2016-09-18 21:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I cram you into my luggage so we can both go somewhere cheaply, but there's no air hole.

2016-09-19 13:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a piercing of a generous god, but then Leonidas throws his spear and cuts you off.

2016-09-19 15:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're a black descendant in USA.

2016-09-21 00:24:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I place you smack dab in the middle of a Mario Kart course. Bob-ombs are quite powerful!

2016-09-21 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I place you into Dark Souls. You die instantly.

2016-09-21 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I turn you into a Goomba and place you into World 1-1.

2016-09-21 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the most intelligent in a dump town. They hang you because they thought you're a witch.

2016-09-21 14:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I turn you into TenebrisNemo, and the Grammar Nazis gas you for mixing tenses in your sentences.

2016-09-22 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I turn you into a L1N3R1D3R, then the people who can speak more than 2 languages lynch you to death.

2016-09-22 11:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I turn you into my rhetoric teacher, and the overwhelmed students protest against you and end your life.

2016-09-22 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I turn you into a Hayao Miyazaki movie, but unfortunately your name means something funny in Spanish and people torture you to death.

2016-09-22 23:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I turn you into a midget, but everyone else makes fun of you and you cry yourself to death.

2016-09-23 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the chosen hero in a cliche anime. Too bad that you're a guy so you will die 101%.

2016-09-23 14:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are the Hero of Time. Unfortunately, you are in one of the universes where you die to Ganondorf.

2016-09-24 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the side character of a horror movie. You're the first one to die.

2016-09-24 13:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are my 42nd level, and I just killed you by moving to level 43.

2016-09-24 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are a table in a bunker. Then angry Hitler hits you many times while shouting "Nein!" 'till you're dead.

2016-09-25 00:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You emerge from war with many battle wounds. Then angry Hitler hits you nine times 'till you're dead.

2016-09-25 20:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are an iPhone and your owner breaks you even before I finished this sentence.

2016-09-26 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are TenebrisNemo, and you die because you forget the whole "party" thing which makes you yourself.

2016-09-27 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the party and you get killed when I bring in the "good stuff" and the police follows.

2016-09-28 06:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You are Donald Trump in the first week after being elected president. Too soon?

2016-09-29 02:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are the person whom I kill by stabbing with your butter knife 88 times 'till I can make some delicious toast with your blood on it, which is forked up! Too spoon?

2016-09-30 11:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I give you as much blood as I have activity.

2016-10-02 02:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are on top of a tower with a parachute. As you jump down, you realize that I replaced it with the bag full of crappy diapers and, not only you die, people will hate you forever for making such a crappy suicide.

2016-10-02 19:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I was the one who pushed you off. :hero:

2016-10-02 22:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You survived but once you came to, you smell something crappy and die completely.

2016-10-03 11:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You died completely because I lit the crap on fire. Now the city smells even worse. 8D

2016-10-03 13:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You think you can not die as a ghost. Too bad that the smell of the diapers get into your soul (ghost) and you burn away.

2016-10-03 21:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Now that you are in hell, you think you can not die. Too bad you're constantly being eaten and crapped out.

2016-10-04 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's even worse, whenever someone is going to eat you, they cut you into little pieces and grill the living crap out of you.

2016-10-04 11:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But the grill's bars are so sharp that you get decapitated before you are burned to death.

2016-10-06 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Their dirty hands are filthy and get into your very being and you die instantly even before they put you onto the bars.

2016-10-06 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The hands have such a bad stench that you die of it before they even touch you.

2016-10-07 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The hell's flames are even hotter because of global warming, and you die like a sausage in an oven every time you come back to life.

2016-10-08 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I push you into the Pacific Ocean without any equipment.

2016-10-08 21:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Let you discuss something serious trying to be reasonable with Donald's.

2016-10-13 20:06:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Sorry that you forgot your coat on your winter trip to Alaska. Time to climb a mountain!

2016-10-13 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're the first man ever to land on the moon naked!

2016-10-15 19:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're the first man ever to attend a college class naked! 8)

2016-10-15 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're the first person on live TV who drinks molten lava! :oddSock:

2016-10-19 03:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You're the first person to ever see TenebrisNemo naked! :swoop:

2016-10-19 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're the first man ever to witness L1N3R1D3R's nightly adventures! :bigToggle:

2016-10-20 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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