Archive: 1191 posts

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Fortunately, he has nothing to save you with. You're in a coma at the moment.

2013-04-23 00:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately for you, an air-tight box with a sealed door and padded insides appears around him(With "Teleporter Test #1672" written on it), shortly before plummeting to Earth.

2013-04-23 12:08:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Fortunately, it picks me up too, and we both head back to Earth to get revenge on GLaDOS.

2013-04-23 21:33:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for you, I'm in control of the mashy-spike-plate now.

2013-04-23 22:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I grab test subject #1672's crate back to Earth, and deactivate the mashy-spike-plates when I get there.

2013-04-23 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately for you, I still have the portal gun. Looks like test subject #1672 is back in space.

2013-04-24 01:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, you forgot about me... I think I know what'll happen next.

2013-04-24 07:05:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Shouldn't have reminded me, Wheatley. Unfortunately for you, back in space you go.

2013-04-24 11:54:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Science happened, and unexpectedly, I'm plugged back into another core and am back in Aperture

2013-04-24 20:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for you, I took advantage of Science and used it to kill you.

2013-04-24 22:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I also took advantage of science, deactivated the core reader, and pump blood and oxygen back into Proto.

2013-04-24 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately for Proto, blood and oxegyn won't help Proto. He's still in space, not to mention that he's a robot and doesn't need blood and oxegyn.

2013-04-25 00:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately for me...I...erm...ah. I wish I was able to think of something fortunate, but, uh...I'll leave that up to you.

2013-04-25 07:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you can't think of something fortunate. You're still stuck in space.

2013-04-26 00:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Protoraptor's still in space.

2013-04-26 02:47:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately for you, whilst you were talking about this, you forgot to maintain Aperture's reactor core, and it exploded.

2013-04-26 15:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately for me and Protoraptor, Earth's gravity range increased, and we're sucked back. Now to rebuild Aperture...

2013-04-26 23:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately for GLaDOS, she was blown to smithereens. Funny word, that. Smithereens. Smithers. Slitheen. Smithereens.

2013-04-27 07:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, that means no more humans being tortured.

2013-04-29 23:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately for you, I was not exploded. Wheatley's just delusional - Aperture's completely fine. I sent you back out to space while you were daydreaming about me being dead, Wheatley.

2013-04-30 00:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I discover that this was all the dream of a simple Aperture Intern. (me)

2013-04-30 19:17:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for Ryan86me, what Protoraptor said.

2013-05-01 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately for me, this being a dream is just Proto's delusional mind. I shove Rattman's pills down Proto's maintenance hole. He's better now.

2013-05-02 00:08:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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unfortunatelyuhkgaujdinbhuweqguiptotheshipisstolen oihweo'ajxnhhelpmeunclejohnsonhiuefclkwjfdiolhf *mad rambling*

2013-05-02 07:37:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I make a medicine which makes mad rambling happy talking.

2013-05-03 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you accidentally give it to Ryan86me instead of me.

2013-05-04 08:57:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I made extra.

2013-05-04 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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unfortunately it was stolen by a dragon

2013-05-04 23:45:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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Fortunately, I used my super science powers to grab it back, and then stop the dragon from existing because it's not scientific.

2013-05-05 17:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, your stupidity is not scientific either, and youre still in space.

2013-05-06 01:35:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, the Doctor picks me up in the TARDIS.

2013-05-06 09:11:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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unfortunately TARDIS screws up and your back in space again

2013-05-06 22:18:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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Fortunately, I placed a Global Anti-Gravity Tweaker and increased its range, so you're good.

2013-05-06 23:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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unfortunately I delete your fancy Global Anti-Gravity Tweaker

2013-05-07 00:53:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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Fortunately, I kick you from the game and then rewind.

2013-05-08 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately for you, the Wayback Machine.

2013-05-08 23:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, things that L1N3R1D3R hasn't heard about don't exist.

2013-05-10 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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unfortunately thing that L1N3R1D3R hasn't heard about exist starting now!

2013-05-12 19:08:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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Fortunately, the Wayback machine is a service that lets you see websites as they were in the past (a web archival service, if you will). Now, L1N3R1D3R, you know what that means, therefore it exists.

2013-05-12 21:54:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately for you, I use it to delete your LBPC account.

2013-05-13 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, that isn't physically possible. It's an archival service, not a website modifier.

2013-05-18 04:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I hacked into that program so I can modify websites.

2013-05-20 02:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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fortunately you don't need to hack into that program i already did

2013-05-21 23:37:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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Unfortunately, I make the hack better and eviler.

2013-05-22 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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fortunately I came to correct your grammar it's I made not I make

2013-05-25 17:36:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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fortunately I came to correct your grammar it's I made not I make Unfortunately, I'm not speaking in the past tense, so you're WRONG!

2013-05-25 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, my machine to make letters biggers works, so YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

2013-05-26 16:00:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, http://i.imgur.com/IZc3z2y.jpg

2013-05-27 00:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, that LOLNOPE was so big that the universe crashed in a benevolent way so now everyone is happy and beautiful

2013-05-27 13:46:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, one pixel in the P decided to attack everyone.

2013-05-27 21:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, it's just a tiny itty bitty pixel

2013-05-28 15:06:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, it grabbed your grow/shrink flashlight and grew itself.

2013-05-28 22:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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(I have a grow/shrink flashlight?) Fortunately, now it's so big that it crashed and turned into a benevolent Missingno

2013-05-29 14:02:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, You are now stuck in Lavender Town. (Because missingno... lolidunno)

2013-05-29 14:08:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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Fortunately, I'm a Steel-Dark type, so I'm inmune to the lavender town syndrome

2013-05-29 15:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, you've met with a terrible fate.

2013-05-29 16:06:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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Fortunately, I'm properly hiding in my bedroom, so no creepypastas for me

2013-05-29 17:34:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I can't ever post a fortunate event.

2013-05-29 23:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I was gonna let you post one, but I considered that it would bring the end of the world upon us, so I didn't

2013-05-30 09:46:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, if he posts next, it'll be a fortunate post

2013-05-31 05:15:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortuntely, it isn't

2013-05-31 10:16:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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unfortuntely, he might now

2013-05-31 23:30:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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Fortunately, no he won't

2013-06-01 12:42:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately,

2013-06-01 20:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I came along and ended all this madness about who's going to post.

2013-06-02 18:44:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Unfortunately, I am still

2013-06-02 22:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you won't be able yet. BTW nice avatar

2013-06-04 14:55:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I guess I shall never post a fortunate event.

2013-06-04 19:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm always posting good things.

2013-06-04 23:06:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Unfortunately, I am not able to say that my arrival is a fortunate event due to the circumstances of this game :/

2013-06-05 02:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I followed the combo so he can't post anything positive

2013-06-05 15:15:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, no one replied to this.

2013-06-05 18:51:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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Fortunately, I FINALLY get to post something fortunate!

2013-06-05 19:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, now I'm stuck in the Unfortunately side

2013-06-08 16:07:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I am now a donor!

2013-06-10 22:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I robbed you.

2013-06-11 04:52:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Fortunately, my bank understands this, sues you, and gives me my money back.

2013-06-11 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you leave the bank in a world debt, and they are now coming to your house with torches and pitchforks.

2013-06-12 03:13:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Fortunately, I get Steve Jobs to pay them all the money they need.

2013-06-13 20:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he's dead.

2013-06-13 20:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I get Bill Gates to do it instead.

2013-06-13 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, Bill Gates is broke because Xbox One is a failure in the console war.

2013-06-18 05:01:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995

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Fortunately, I don't give a dam--

2013-06-18 21:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you didn't give a dam, so the water overflowed and flooded the world.

2013-06-19 17:20:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Fortunately, I built an ark, and now have all the water I need :kz:

2013-06-25 17:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, the water is very dirty.

2013-06-25 19:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I happen to have a spare portable, solar-powered water purification system. Oh, and I am the lord of the sky and command the sun to always be out. Forgot to mention that.

2013-06-26 06:07:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately the sun disobeys you.

2013-06-26 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunatly, it obeys me and heats the solar panels and causes a nice summer heat.

2013-06-26 23:53:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, you get too close to the Sun and shrivel up.

2013-06-28 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you get too close to the Sun and shrivel up. I believe thou meant "Unfortunately" Fortunately the Sun understands the concept of personal space and backs away. It even gives me a nice lifetime supply of aloe vera. How nice.

2013-06-29 02:18:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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I believe thou meant "Unfortunately" Yes, I did. :blush: Fixed. Unfortunately, I am the Sun's new master, and command the Sun to move back and shrivel you up.

2013-06-30 23:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I am the lord of not only the Sun, but THE SKY. I tell the sky to tell the sun master to go poop himself, and then I tell the sky to tell the sun to give me energy to give me water. Phew, that's complicated.

2013-07-04 18:07:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, this is all only an LBP level. *returns to pod*

2013-07-07 22:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Forunately, I send you to the land of 50 jumps.

2013-07-08 00:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I can not make the 50 jumps.

2013-07-08 17:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunatley, it's an infinite life checkpoint.

2013-07-08 21:28:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Unfortunately for L1N3R1D3R, I send him to the Latin Player version of the level, which automatically takes a picture of L1N3R1D3R in front of a latin_player sign. Because that's a memory to treasure forever

2013-07-10 07:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I can simply delete the picture in my pop-it.

2013-07-10 15:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you lose your lives and replay the level, upon which you get another one of those LOVELY photos

2013-07-11 02:09:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I return to pod.

2013-07-11 20:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortuantely, you have yet to check out the The Console Wars: Reloaded thread here in the forum games, so I banish you to Mortal Kombat the level and remove your start button. /shameless advertising cleverly and inconspicuously sewn into an otherwise normal post

2013-07-11 20:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, my existence is just a level, so I return to pod again. #inception

2013-07-11 20:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I shut down my PS3. And my Vita. And my PSP.

2013-07-11 20:40:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I am taking my leave now. So long, sucker!

2013-07-11 20:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately for you, I turn on all aforementioned devices and enter your pod. You ain't escapin me!

2013-07-11 20:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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(in this case,) Fortunately, there is a blackout and your Vita dies

2013-07-12 20:36:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, it has a battery, mate. It's still on.

2013-07-12 20:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, i meant the battery died

2013-07-12 21:01:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunatley the first time i post on this thread is an unfortunate

2013-07-12 21:03:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Fortunately the blackouts over and my Vita is on and im slappin L1N3R1D3R

2013-07-12 21:31:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately L1N3R1D3R left the game.

2013-07-12 23:52:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Fortunately....uhh....I accidentally hit the "RESET THREAD" button and now were starting over. So yeah. Fortunately, I was kidding about that

2013-07-13 01:18:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Untortunately, youre not in the LBPC Mafia thread.

2013-07-13 01:49:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I can spell "Unfortunately" and "You're" correctly. UNLIKE SOMEONE........

2013-07-15 04:46:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, you're under arrest for impersonating the grammar police.

2013-07-15 16:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you can pay a fine of $5,000 to escape.

2013-07-15 17:43:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Unfortunately, I only have a purple llama

2013-07-15 18:20:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Fortunately, its worth a million bucks.

2013-07-15 21:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, he just ran away into a black hole.

2013-07-16 02:45:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Fortunately, I go after him.

2013-07-16 05:49:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, you get stuck in the black hole, too.

2013-07-16 16:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately you fall into the console wars.

2013-07-17 19:00:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, I get bored and leave, again.

2013-07-17 23:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I don't even know how that's possible.

2013-07-17 23:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, it just happens even though you don't understand it.

2013-07-18 17:28:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Fortunately, Kuzanao's not gonna let that fly.

2013-07-19 00:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately i am yet again posting an unfortunately.

2013-07-19 02:40:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Fortunately I ignore that last post because we were talking about the console wars and NOBODY INTERRUPTS THE CONSOLE WARS

2013-07-19 18:10:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, TCW bores L1N3R1D3R, presumably because he is a horrible person.

2013-07-19 21:02:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I am not a horrible person, it simply does not interest me. Plus, it takes way too long to make a post there.

2013-07-23 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I could care less.

2013-07-23 23:25:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Fortunately, I'm going to try to ignore the improper phrase you just used.

2013-07-23 23:28:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, I will now murder you.

2013-07-24 01:12:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Fortunately, you already took care of that in another game.

2013-07-24 01:13:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately i didn't sign-up in time for said game.

2013-07-26 02:48:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Fortunately, it's almost over anyway.

2013-07-26 02:50:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately it appears its just us two playing forum games.

2013-07-26 02:57:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Fortunately, hello!

2013-07-26 04:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, goodbye.

2013-07-29 20:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately

2013-07-30 22:53:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Unfortunately, that was meenie.

2013-07-31 02:13:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I don't recognize the meanness in that message.

2013-08-04 20:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, this game was left alone for a couple months

2013-09-03 21:32:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately it's back

2013-09-03 21:55:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Unfortunately, I have nothing to add to it

2013-09-04 00:43:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately I do.

2013-09-04 02:25:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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Unfortunately, I have no idea what we're rambling on about, haven't read this thread in a while.

2013-09-08 19:33:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, neither does anyone else.

2013-09-08 19:33:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Unfortunately, that makes this a big mess of nothing.

2013-09-08 19:35:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, a maid comes in

2013-09-08 20:58:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, I (and undoubtedly Butter, wherever he lurks) accept the perverted connotation of that statement as the one you were trying to convey.

2013-09-08 21:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately I have the cold.

2013-09-09 16:26:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Unfortunately you are still not shamelessly marketing "Blood & Ice-cream."

2013-09-09 18:18:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Fortunately PLAY LBPC MAFIA: BLOOD AND ICE-CREAM. JOIN NOW AND RECIEVE A BOWL OF PEANUT ICE-CREAM Warning: peanut ice-cream does not contain peanuts more of a vile contoction that is 92% plastic.

2013-09-09 18:31:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Unfortunately, I already had DQ so I'm not hungry for peanut butter ice cream.

2013-09-10 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I force it down your throat anyways

2013-09-10 10:25:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately he chokes to death and you're put in prison for murder.

2013-09-10 16:08:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Fortunately, they mistake my stunt double for me, and he's in jail instead

2013-09-10 20:45:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately your stunt-double's family is about to force-feed you your own kneecaps.

2013-09-10 20:53:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Fortunately it tastes like chicken.

2013-09-10 20:58:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Unfortunately, chicken tastes like nothing, and your legs are broken anyways.

2013-09-12 03:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I have a variety of zesty spices, and the hospital is right up the road.

2013-10-09 21:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately... the hospital is gonna have a difficult time patchin' the hole in yer head after I shoot yah.

2013-10-12 01:12:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunat-*disarms you* Ahem..fortunately, I have mastered the art of redirection.

2013-10-12 02:23:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately the same can't be said about your self-portraits.

2013-10-12 10:06:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Fortunately, they're better than yours.

2013-10-12 23:57:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Unfortunately, what qualifies as "good" art is not that good anymore.

2013-10-17 18:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, we're not living in the Renaissance.

2013-11-10 23:26:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Unfortunately, the Renaissance was a pretty good time. And I just revived a thread.

2015-11-05 05:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, some folks are still interested in posting in it.

2015-11-05 05:48:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo hasn't been here for a while.

2015-11-05 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I have.

2015-11-05 15:02:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Unfortunately, we're off topic. Where were we?

2015-11-05 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, we are back on topic now. ​Not really.

2015-11-06 02:59:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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Unfortunately, I keep having to say "Unfortunately".

2015-11-06 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately I am a necromancer and I revived this dead thread.

2017-03-28 01:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately this is the age of Sir monacle...and Trump. Don't forget about him.

2017-03-28 03:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately I heard that.

2017-03-28 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately you do not have ears.

2017-03-28 12:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I'm the one who's typing the fortunate.

2017-03-29 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, I am the master of unfortunate events and everyone below me will slap themselves.

2017-03-29 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I can finally say a fortunate event! It's been years...

2017-03-29 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you slap yourself.

2017-03-29 15:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, the slap wakes me from a horrible nightmare.

2017-03-30 00:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I am now writing the unfortunates.

2017-03-30 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, you were born to do it!

2017-03-30 10:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I am really a clone of sir monacle, meaning that I wasn't actually born.

2017-03-30 19:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, Sir monacle was annoying anyway, so at least you aren't actually him.

2017-03-31 04:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I had to shoot my clone. He became too self-aware.

2017-03-31 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, Michael Rosen's clone took the bullet.

2017-03-31 13:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, it pierced through his face shooting my clone right between the eyes. What a shot!

2017-03-31 20:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, your clone survived by using Phoenix Down.

2017-03-31 21:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, his clone starts spamming LBPCentral with stale jokes about Sir monacle plushies.

2017-04-01 05:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the clone is a vegetable now.

2017-04-01 23:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, it's a Brussels sprout. Gross.

2017-04-02 03:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, we can leave him into a hospital so we don't have to look upon it ever again.

2017-04-02 11:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, we were in Arkham City all along, and that hospital is not what you once thought.

2017-04-03 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, they have souvenirs!

2017-04-03 07:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, Batman has a new enemy... Monacle Man!

2017-04-03 11:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, the comic universes merge, and Superman comes in to save the day.

2017-04-03 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, Monacle man came equipped with kryptonite. Superman's dead now.

2017-04-03 17:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, Wonder Woman came just in time to take the kryptonite away.

2017-04-03 19:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately Monacle man strangled her to death with her own lasso of truth.

2017-04-03 20:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, Flash was fast enough to save Wonder Woman from the lasso and kicked the Monacle Man into prison.

2017-04-03 22:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, Monacle Man summoned his impenetrable Sir monacle plushie-gun.

2017-04-04 05:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Monacle man gave up crime in 1985. He could be among us in his secret identity to this day....

2017-04-04 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, Monacle Man's followers are being gathered these days.

2017-04-04 10:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately Monacle man never had any followers, except for that one stalker. Creepy.

2017-04-04 15:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, that creepy guy copied himself 100 times.

2017-04-04 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, it's just fiction. fan fiction. Here's my favourite passage: "Like metal falling through an open window, TenebrisNemo-chan jumped into the forum games like an eegal, piloting a blimp without reason, like a goddess."

2017-04-04 20:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you're were surrounded by thugs when you were writing that and they beat you until you can't recognize your own face.

2017-04-04 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately I never had a face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXPchW_5F4

2017-04-05 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, that's pretty sad thing.

2017-04-05 10:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, comishguy67 is actually a pretty good plastic surgeon, so he can be fixed.

2017-04-05 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, Sir monacle's face is now horror film material.

2017-04-05 17:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately my (sadly deceased) clone took the surgery. Some say his ghost still haunts the forum games.

2017-04-05 17:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, Sir monacle is a rat living in a box and is dreaming all this.

2017-04-05 22:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, you're not real. Let's go to the beach!

2017-04-06 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, Sir monacle is a pale nerd and he burns when he steps outside. 8D

2017-04-07 00:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, this is a dream. I can do what I want, when I want! I want to go to the beach!

2017-04-07 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, one can not control dreams. You jump into a sea of acid and the rest is madness.

2017-04-07 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I look at the mark on my hand before I go to bed, so if I look at my hand and the mark is not there, it means I'm dreaming. This is a method to control dreams. In my dream, I become god.

2017-04-07 11:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you're the lamest god that has no control over anything whatsoever.

2017-04-07 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, he is still a god and a god is above man.

2017-04-07 17:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, I had to write an unfortunate about myself, but I didn't want to. I'm a coward.

2017-04-07 18:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, cowards usually are the ones who survive so you got that going for yourself which is pretty nice.

2017-04-07 19:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, the world he lives in is post-apocalyptic, so he wishes he had died.

2017-04-08 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the country had it coming. I rule over all.

2017-04-08 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you have nothing to rule. You're all alone.

2017-04-08 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I prefer solitude.

2017-04-08 18:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you can't find happiness anywhere.

2017-04-08 19:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, I'm used to it.

2017-04-08 20:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, you commit suicide because of it.

2017-04-08 22:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, there's an afterlife, and it's pretty good.

2017-04-09 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, my religion doesn't have an afterlife. We just get sent back.

2017-04-09 06:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, you are sent back as a monkey and you can live an easy life without school, taxes, work etc.

2017-04-09 12:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, we're sent back as humans, and we have to deal with Sir monacle as a monkey.

2017-04-10 04:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm not too different as a monkey.

2017-04-10 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, that's the problem.

2017-04-10 10:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately, Nemo gains veterinarian powers and trains the monkey to be civil.

2017-04-10 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, all that training went to waste, as the monkey died while trying to do insurance fraud. Wait a minute...

2017-04-10 15:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, the monkey lives a carefree life in heaven.

2017-04-10 19:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Unfortunately, there is no heaven or hell. I just get sent back. Life is meaningless.

2017-04-10 20:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Fortunately, since life is meaningless, you can do everything you've ever wanted to try, moral or immoral.

2017-04-11 04:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, Sir monacle takes that possibility away from you.

2017-04-11 11:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fortunately I have not decided on whether or not to waste my coin on such poison.

2017-04-11 20:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately, since when did coins come into play? the bank is angry at you for stealing its coins.

2017-04-12 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately I'm inside my flying machine, where nothing can get me.

2017-04-12 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Unfortunately your "flying machine" is just the first version of an airplane, so the cops' real jets will catch you.

2017-04-12 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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