Archive: 1428 posts

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Yes, they are from Russia. No need to discriminate them, they provided us with lots of technology. Uh, who was that guy?

2016-03-15 00:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He was The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. I am surprised you've never ever seen the guy. What should we do to a drunken sailor?

2016-03-15 08:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Give him the chance to recover from his drunkness, then give him a long lectures of the many risks of drinking alcohol. Why is the sky yellow?

2016-03-15 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The sunset's rays are reflecting in the atmosphere which allows us to see different colors, usually red and yellow. What is a man?

2016-03-16 06:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Man is an animal of the species Homo sapiens or formerly of other species in the genus Homo, possessing speech, opposable thumbs, the ability to stand on hind legs, and a distinct lack of hair compared to closely related primates. Sorry, come again?

2016-03-16 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The bomb which has been planted in your car will explode within 3 seconds according to the message which the terrorists sent to us. Hello? You still there? Why you alive?

2016-03-17 10:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because my brain is sending nerve signals to my body and my heart is pumping blood regularly. All about dat bass?

2016-03-18 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No. To have a good band you need some more instruments and players. Git gud casul?

2016-03-20 22:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm not exactly sure what you're saying. Could you please define "casul" for me so I may begin to aid you? *****es get stitches?

2016-03-21 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Whoa, man, language. You will get the ropes if you just chill. Ya wanna take this outside!?

2016-03-22 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sure, I wouldn't mind getting some fresh air in the middle of this dispute. Who?...what?...why?

2016-03-22 16:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I ate your last muffin. It was delicious and I needed some. I can buy you a new package. He is Tom, and he is Tom, and he is Tom, and you are Tom?

2016-03-22 22:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My name is not Thomas, I don't know what you're talking about. Why no Barry?

2016-03-22 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Barry had to go into a hospital for eating too many berries. Gray Mane or Battleborn?

2016-03-23 09:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I prefer not to get involved in that conflict. Is 1-3=sackboy?

2016-03-23 16:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If 1 is 13 sackboys and 3 is 12 sackboys then 1-3=a sackboy. Are you having a boy or an abortion?

2016-03-24 07:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I would hope not to have an abortion, that would be a terrible thing to do to a potential human. Burger King?

2016-03-24 16:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I would rather if you skip the fast food restaurant and buy some more healthy food from elsewhere. You wanna go into an adventure?

2016-03-29 05:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's not the right phrase, it's "go ON an adventure". And no thanks, I'm rather tired at the moment. Rekt skrubs?

2016-03-30 03:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have been defeated by you because of my wrong timings and decisions, but I will learn from this defeat so I will be more skilled next time. U mad, bro?

2016-03-30 17:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I am not enrages. It was only a small quiz, I don't care that I missed one question. Yo, you like trains, bruh?

2016-03-31 03:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, they are comfy, fast and I use them every time I visit my loved one. Black or white?

2016-03-31 10:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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White, because the cream of the Oreo is far superior to the cookie. Cookies?!?

2016-04-01 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yep. Chocolate cookies, cookie cakes, cookie cheesecake, cookie ice-cream... that's what I call a heaven. Install Windows 10?

2016-04-03 18:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It depends on if you have Windows 7 or 8. It's for sure better than 8, but debatable whether it's better than 7. 3 spoopy 5 me?

2016-04-03 19:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You should try it out before judging it. That's how I discovered my most favorite moments of life so far. Born, study, work, get kids, die?

2016-04-03 21:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Technically that is a very sparse summary of life, so acceptable. yuno luv me?!!?!?

2016-04-04 01:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm sorry, I'm not into that kind of stuff. Plus your grammar isn't good. No good!?

2016-04-04 06:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sadly, your paper did not make the cut to get 90%. I advise you try a bit harder, maybe? ...Froggy?

2016-04-04 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's a dragon and we should run away from it. Its mother is very protective of her children. Kamehameha?

2016-04-05 06:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I would prefer you wouldn't let out your anger like that. Clams?

2016-04-05 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, but not every clam have a pearl inside of them. Black Pearl?

2016-04-05 15:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I prefer the Nemesis myself. Hello?

2016-04-06 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well hello there, little man. You want a cookie? Chocolate cookie?

2016-04-06 05:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sure, I could go for one. They are quite tasty after all, and I haven't enjoyed one in a while. But...but...maybe?

2016-04-06 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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MAYBE they won't notice the problem but if we are not going to fix it, the whole building will collapse some day... maybe. Are you hungry?

2016-04-07 11:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm hungry for some intelligent questions. Meta-what?

2016-04-08 01:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, it's Megatron and it's chasing us. Drive! Dark metamorphosis!?

2016-04-08 08:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know, it's hard to grasp at first. However, this is all scientifically proven and safe. Wait...huh?

2016-04-08 16:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yep, H.U.H. is a special force which is known to destroy countless spaghetti monsters. Dude, what?

2016-04-10 12:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I just told you, the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Why ain't 2 = fish?

2016-04-10 20:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because fish isn't a mathematical number, that's why. You're dead, right?

2016-04-10 22:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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By the pure fact that I am answering your question, no, I am quite alive. Bopperoo?

2016-04-11 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's a scooter. A pink scooter. You really want to buy it? http://m5.paperblog.com/i/39/395055/training-like-a-hobbit-L-tf0yh7.jpeg

2016-04-13 06:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sorry, the camp doesn't have enough food to feed everyone more than their normal three meals. Dahell?

2016-04-13 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's the new Master Hippo Rider X5 Chapter X v.2 Deluxe edition with all the 35 DLCs and some Collector's Edition's skins, weapons and useless decorations. I know. Cancer. u wot m8?

2016-04-15 08:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed, I just obliterated your entire team with one character. I warned you about how overpowered this character is. King Duhduhduh?

2016-04-17 00:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He is the king of this country. I recommend you to show some respect, little man. Large man?

2016-04-18 06:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm sorry that my friend could not control his craving for doughnuts, but that gives you no right to ridicule him. Bayo OP pls nerf?

2016-04-18 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What are you talking about? This is a funeral! Now get out! Be my best man?

2016-04-18 15:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I would gladly be your best man. When are you getting married? Herp skerp a derp?

2016-04-19 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't think you belong here. But no worries. We will take you to the mental hospital Do you work alone?

2016-04-19 05:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, in fact I work in an office complex with lots of coworkers. Fallacy?

2016-04-20 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Indeed. We aren't making any world domination projects here. We are just taking care of these puppies! They are not toys, I tell you! Eat crap?

2016-04-20 06:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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In fact I will not eat feces, that sounds like a horrible idea. Who would do that? Did u get rekt?

2016-04-20 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, I barely even lose anything, thanks to Ring of Life Protection. You want a piece of me?

2016-04-21 05:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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With some butter, please. Do you want some of TenebrisNemo's leg?

2016-04-21 08:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sorry, I'm not that much attached to myself. What's the worst thing which would happen if I detonate this atomic bomb?

2016-04-21 10:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It would likely kill you immediately, destroy the immediate surroundings, and infect the nearby people with a terrible disease. Dude, what?

2016-04-22 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I killed all the bugs from the system and saved it. That was 2 years ago, though. You didn't know? I'm a zombie killer. What's your hobby?

2016-04-22 07:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Being a zombie, I guess. Are you stuck there?

2016-04-22 10:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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No, I think I can work myself out if I just remember how to work this lock. Where's da footbal?

2016-04-23 19:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Not here, L1N3R1D3R. It's out there, in the real world. You smarty smart-smart?

2016-04-23 21:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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In fact, I am well educated. Seemingly more so than thou, sir. Dude, the code?

2016-04-24 00:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You must always remember the code. And the first rule is the most important one: Don't get caught. Metal Gear!?

2016-04-24 14:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, Tenebrisnemo, this gear is in fact made of metal. As you may see here; if I remove the metal gear, the machine will stop working. So, what's the moral of this story?

2016-04-24 18:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The moral of this story is that you need to listen to me more when I'm talking to you. Daheck?

2016-04-24 21:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, troll faces are ,yes indeed, creepy. It can't be!?

2016-04-25 02:25:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Yes, solving a separable differential equation is that easy. I know, it may sound insane. Deriva-what?

2016-04-25 04:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derivative How Dew I duu my Hummwoorrrk!!!

2016-04-25 04:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You read the chapters which were given to you as homework. Then you do the exercises which are involved in that chapter. Use your pen and try to think about the stuff which you heard during the lessons and you will do your homework in no-time. Who's your daddy?

2016-04-25 06:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, as you may or may not know, my father or "daddy" as you put it, is the person who helped- Uh.. Well when a man and a women- I, uhh. How do I put this in a delicate fashion? Yes, I have the cat. Do you have the cat?

2016-04-25 09:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't have a cat. I don't have any kind of pet. I'm too poor to have one. Are you Bob?

2016-04-25 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, my username is L1N3R1D3R, and I would prefer you remember that. Uh, Patrick?

2016-04-26 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Patrick is elsewhere. I'm in charge now. I say that we go get some ice cream. Chocolate or vanilla?

2016-04-27 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Strawberry. Ugh, I hate strawberry! Why'd you buy me strawberry?

2016-04-27 11:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Because I thought you liked strawberry, you even answered a question incorrectly to say so. Do you like waffles?

2016-04-27 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, they taste like plastic almost every time I eat one. Water...?

2016-04-29 07:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, water does indeed have the life sustaining property of high surface tension. Just don't jump into it from too high. Uh, really?

2016-04-29 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, really. We are taking you to rehab. You can't live like this, you know. Darkspawn!?

2016-04-30 12:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I don't know whatever you could mean. I am a normal human being and I would like you to refer to me as such. Dude, seriously?

2016-04-30 21:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Nah, just kidding, she isn't interested in you! I'm a jerk?

2016-05-02 05:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I said you were a pompous fool. doesn't that mean when you go back in time to save your self that means the past you will also go back in time to save the past you, leading to an endless time jump of saving your self?

2016-05-02 07:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You should have put a dumb question, Sir monacle. Now, get out. Vegetables are good 4 u?

2016-05-02 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, they all give you a wide array of vitamins and minerals, and a choice few also have lots of fiber. 2+2=??

2016-05-02 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If the 2 are meaning something else, the answer would likely to be something else, but as a normal mathematical puzzle, the answer is 4. What makes you think I'm Asian!?

2016-05-02 21:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because you just said a few seconds ago that you descended from Mongolia. Uh, duh?

2016-05-03 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No one else have psychic abilities just like you have. They had to know. Why me?

2016-05-03 05:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You shall be forced to endure tortures to the end of time until you cough up my pizza, it was the last slice in the box... How dare you eat the last slice!? If you ask me, wouldn't it be more reasonable for Russia to launch the missile in the other direction, therefore ensuring the destruction of America and those who inhabit it?

2016-05-03 08:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wrong question, Sir monacle. You would like to see this! (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=70938-Dumb-question-Smart-answer) U wot m8?

2016-05-03 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, I marked your quiz down because you got these questions wrong. You failed to subtract in the quotient rule. Innuendo?

2016-05-04 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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An innuendo is an insinuation or intimation about a person or thing, especially of a denigrating or a derogatory nature. It can also be a remark or question, typically disparaging (also called insinuation), that works obliquely by allusion. In the latter sense the intention is often to insult or accuse someone in such a way that one's words, taken literally, are innocent. You wanna die now or soon?

2016-05-04 08:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I wish to preserve my life as much as possible, so I will take neither of the options. Wait, there's a final tomorrow?

2016-05-04 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, final fantasy's next instalment: Final tomorrow. It will include everything you could ever ask for! Such as: On-disk Downloadable content, day one downloadable content that is required to understand the plot, and game-breaking glitches that they will never fix! What do you mean my loaning fee unfair?

2016-05-07 07:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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There's no logical reason for me to pay that much for loaning you something. In fact, you should be paying me. Come again?

2016-05-08 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sure. I enjoyed the hospitality and I would like to visit again. Stealth?

2016-05-08 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed, you must be very stealthy to master Metal Gear. It takes a lot of practice and multiple attempts. Avocado who now?

2016-05-09 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, avocado is a tree native to south central Mexico. ...Unless you mean the music album. I think he/she is having a nervous breakdown, has he/she been in a lot of stress lately?

2016-05-09 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yes, because he/she has been cramming for finals, and eventually collapsed from anxiety. Monacle brake da ruls??????

2016-05-09 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Perhaps I am. Say, what if I'm not breaking the rules and actually putting questions that I find moronic, and seeing as you find my questions 'smart', doesn't that technically mean that you're insulting your self?

2016-05-10 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You think we are mediums, but we are not. We find things in our own perspectives. Psycho Mantis?

2016-05-10 10:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't think that mantis is actually psychotic, I don't know where you got that idea. Whose line is it, anyway?

2016-05-12 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I believe it's someone's line whose real name is... David. Rex?

2016-05-12 06:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, the tyrannosaurus rex, more commonly known as 'T-rex'; you got to watch out, when the king of dinosaurs is about. Unless, you are referring to that kid over there, y'know, the one that's picking his nose... I think his name is Rex, or something. Why are you trying to eat my leg?

2016-05-14 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why would you every think I would cannibalize a friend? I was merely trying to rescue you from falling off the cliff! But why not 5+2=pie?

2016-05-14 17:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because pie is something you eat, not calculate. Y U NOT LIEK MEE

2016-05-15 14:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You shouted at my ear and I became deaf for a day. It takes some work to do form e to forgive it. TNT + fire = love?

2016-05-15 19:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I love explosions and all, but not everyone does, so that formula is not reliable. Sup, bruh?

2016-05-15 22:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sup? You mean what's up! And bruh? You mean brother! Wait a sec, IM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!!(idk if this was a smart or dumb answer xD) Y I got no friends?

2016-05-16 02:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Because you're very inconsiderate to other people, and you don't care about their interests. That's gud, right????

2016-05-16 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, it's bad, you only killed one of those 80 zombies and we lost! Game over, man! Why are you eating from my trash bin!?

2016-05-16 08:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because you recently cleaned it out, and for whatever reason you decided to place the freshly cooked food there. You smell what the rock is cooking?

2016-05-18 02:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A rock can not cook, it's not a living thing. Except if you mean Dwayne Johnson who lives upstairs. Smells like fish. Why you so green?

2016-05-18 15:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Last night I lost control of myself, and my drunk self decided to pour a bucket of green paint on my head. I am not nearly as smart as usual when I am inebriated. Dude, really?

2016-05-19 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, really, Stroud is dead. I'm sad... He sacrificed himself to save us. I just hope his death wasn't in vain. Corypheus!?

2016-05-19 16:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, he is a very significant character in Dragon Age. 5x3=???

2016-05-20 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's simply 15. It's like 5+5+5. Or 3+3+3+3+3. You multiply number three five times or the other way around. *Holds holy glasses* What are these?

2016-05-20 08:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Holy glasses, of course. They have been worshiped by Sir monacle for hopefully obvious reasons. You get it, huh, you get it?

2016-05-20 23:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, I do not get it because I don't have a dirty mind. Drugz?

2016-05-21 18:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I would rather keep my body functioning naturally, but I respect your offer. Uh...why?

2016-05-21 19:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because he was going to kill us and I had little options. That's why I shot his left side off. He's all-right?! 8)

2016-05-22 09:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, I am pleased to tell you that your father has recovered from the injury, all thanks to the power of medicine. What'ya say, foo?

2016-05-22 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I said that the match was good even though I overpowered you with professional players. OIhialf?

2016-05-23 05:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is there something wrong, Nemo? Do you need to use the bathroom? You don't look too good. Where's the beer?

2016-05-23 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think you've had enough, L1N3. You're tripping all over 'n stuff. Hornets!?

2016-05-23 17:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, they are hornets. No need to worry, though: if you don't threaten them, they won't go after you. ...bees?

2016-05-23 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, they are bees. No need to worry, though: if you don't threaten them, they won't go after you. Mamma mio copy pasterino!?

2016-05-24 01:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I did not copy paste that. I apologize that I have the same opinion as everyone else. Who dat?

2016-05-25 02:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's John Cena and he came outta nowhere as they say. One ring to rule them all?

2016-05-25 09:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I just wanted an engagement ring for my girlfriend. Who, me?

2016-05-25 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, the guy behind you is responsible for inviting you for this party. We're gonna kick you both out. Genome soldiers?!

2016-05-25 20:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I said we NEED NO soldiers for this current siege. Technology is on our side. Wait, what just--what?

2016-05-28 23:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The sun is a wondrous body, like the magnificent father. If only I could be so grossly incandescent! http://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Dark-Souls/darksouls1.jpg Do you find that strange?

2016-05-29 20:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Of course I find it strange. After all, it's a nonsensical picture of a knight pouring Sunny-D on himself, thinking it would make him incandescent when it makes him look rather silly instead. Approve?

2016-05-30 18:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I respect your opinion and I approve it even though you do not like the things which I like but everyone has his/her own taste. Onions has lawyerz!?

2016-05-30 21:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, onions do not have lawyers because they are not sentient beings. Trust me, if onions could have lawyers, this world would be very messed up. Should I stay or should I go?

2016-05-31 02:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You should go, the building is on fire! You can finish the video some other time! Legolas, what do you elf eyes see?

2016-05-31 06:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My elf eyes see your bad grammar, you should probably go to school. No pizza?!?

2016-06-01 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Of course not, you ate it last night when you were high and drunk at the same time. They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!?

2016-06-01 20:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I apologize I have not seen the Lord of the Rings. If I had, I would have been more educated on this topic. The hell, Nemo?

2016-06-02 04:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, we are in hell. We probably shouldn't have banned other people and corrupted so many wishes. Y U BURINGING?

2016-06-02 10:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have no idea what you mean. "Buring" is not a verb in English. Srsly, bruh?

2016-06-02 23:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yeah, brother! We will rush the enemies with our swords high and die with honor! Valhalla!?

2016-06-03 16:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, that's part of this folklore. I thought you told me you knew a lot about this book! Really, though?

2016-06-04 00:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, I shot them with a double headshot, one bullet only, longshot without even aiming then I realized that I had a cheat engine on. Banned?!

2016-06-04 06:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I'm not going to ban him. It was his first time double-posting, I'll just give him a warning. Can you see me?

2016-06-04 16:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I had UAV on so yes, I know your location. Prepare your body! Minigun!?

2016-06-05 09:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, it is a minigun. Fear not, for I will not shoot you with it. I merely own it for self-defense when the time comes for it. ...where am I?

2016-06-05 17:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're in a hospital. You thought you could lift that truck but then your bones failed. Are you dead?

2016-06-06 13:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Clearly I am alive for the pure fact that I am responding to your question at this moment. Does Bruno Mars is ***? (They censored the word that means both "happy" and "homosexual".)

2016-06-06 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I do not know anything about Bruno Mars, good sir. Meth?

2016-06-06 14:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No thanks, I would like to keep my body healthy as well as I am able. Summer now?

2016-06-08 19:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Summer is right now if you haven't noticed it yet. You should spend more time outside. Water?

2016-06-11 17:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Water is a very important part of all living things. Animals, plants, and even fungi need it to survive! Spiderman?

2016-06-12 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Peter Parker is Spiderman and he is a nerd with superpowers. You want pictures of Spiderman!?

2016-06-12 20:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No thanks. I just watched the Spiderman movies, I know what he looks like. 6-2=???

2016-06-12 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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One might be quick to assume that the answer to "6-2" is 4 by simple virtue of the arithmetic laws drilled into our heads from childhood. However, one must realize that mathematics are not real in any tangible sense; rather, they are an abstraction created entirely for reasons of practicality and thus exist only in our heads. Therefore, the answer to "6-2" is anything one wants it to be. --- How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

2016-06-13 00:00:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Because the physical object we have designated to be called a "mirror" exists without any human body part existing. RYAN'S BACK?!?!?

2016-06-13 00:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It appears so. It won't go unnoticed, L1N3R1D3R! When someone returns then it's only a matter of time when our fates will collide. Yah wannah updath Wndws Tehn?!

2016-06-13 13:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I already have, Nemo. It is quite a good interface, if I do say so myself. No need to become hyper about it, though. BROWNIES?

2016-06-13 16:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, there will be lots of brownies in your room if you come down from the roof. It's windy today. It's already mornin'?

2016-06-14 02:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, you slept through the night. It may have felt short, but that's because you are unconscious for several hours when you sleep. Pancakes?

2016-06-14 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A pancake is a flat cake, often thin, and round, prepared from a starch-based batter that may also contain eggs, milk and butter and cooked on a hot surface such as a griddle or frying pan, often with oil or butter. In Britain, pancakes are often unleavened, and resemble a cr?pe. In North America, a raising agent is used (typically baking powder). The American pancake is similar to a Scotch pancake or drop scone. Commercially prepared pancake mixes are produced in some countries. They may be served at any time with a variety of toppings or fillings including jam, fruit, syrup, chocolate chips, or meat. In America, they are typically considered to be a breakfast food. In Britain and the Commonwealth, they are associated with Shrove Tuesday, commonly known as Pancake Day, when perishable ingredients had to be used up before the fasting period of Lent began. Archaeological evidence suggests that pancakes are probably the earliest and most widespread cereal food eaten in prehistoric societies. The pancake's shape and structure varies worldwide. A cr?pe is a thin Breton pancake cooked on one or both sides in a special pan or crepe maker to achieve a lacelike network of fine bubbles. A well-known variation originating in Southeast Europe is Palačinke, a thin moist pancake fried on both sides and filled with jam, cheese cream, chocolate, or ground walnuts, but many other fillings, both sweet or savoury, can also be used. Y U NO USE SMRT ANSWERZ?

2016-06-15 04:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because I haven't the time to look up a Wikipedia article, copy it, and pretend like I'm smart when I could just be wise. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

2016-06-15 17:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We shall never know, the song never told us who let the dogs out. You think I'm pretending?

2016-06-16 05:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, I do. Making objects out of thin air is inconceivable. I sure hope I'm dreaming! Ain't it gr8?

2016-06-16 17:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It was great, this game is amazing and I do not regret spending 60€ on this! Stones?

2016-06-17 19:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, Stonehenge is made of stones. I would think the name would make that clear, but whatever. Grapes?

2016-06-17 22:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yep, in this part of the world people eat grapes and drink wine all day. I like it. adsfasdf?

2016-06-19 19:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You must be obsessed with those four letters, I've never seen such a ridiculous question. Overwatch?!?

2016-06-20 05:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's the new game everyone is playing these days. Some say it's overrated as well. I don't play those kind of games so I wouldn't know. League of Loserz!?

2016-06-21 21:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, the game is called League of Legends. It's a massive multiplayer online role playing game with many players worldwide. IHOP PLS?

2016-06-21 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I do not know what you are talking about, but I shall give you some licorice if you want. Why do you call me brother!?

2016-06-22 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Because we were born of the same mother, if my memory serves me correctly. YUNO KNOW IHOP?

2016-06-23 02:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If you mean International House of Pancakes then I am not familiar with that thing. EGGS!?

2016-06-23 14:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, you can have two eggs prepared however you would like. We can also substitute in another protein. Where you at?

2016-06-23 19:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm at your house, dude. I ran into the toilet once I got here. You didn't notice? Why you killing my plants?

2016-06-24 12:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Your "plants" are actually weeds that are causing harm to the crops in our garden. Next time, get uninvasive plants. You ****ting me?

2016-06-24 17:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, I just had to use the toilet, I've been holding the urge to **** for hours! Y U having party at midnight!?

2016-06-24 21:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I apologize for the loud noise we were making, I just wanted to hold an innocent party but it got too obnoxious, it seems. Wait, what?

2016-06-25 02:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hello stranger from the north You look like the kind, the sort To drop his sign for those in need A friend to make some demons bleed Raise your arms up in a "V" And turn your palms down, then you'll see That those who praise and stop to gaze Will never know defeat https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-l8m0SB5ag_A/U4USUjtkUtI/AAAAAAAAAHM/SCEfTmZTFcs/w1280-h800/1399801007883.png Will I ever find my sun?

2016-06-26 16:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I believe the word you are looking for is "son". And I believe you will, as there is a lost child poster up for him. Who did this?

2016-06-26 21:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This song was made by a YouTuber called Dark Mask. He is not famous but he is talented. Want a Snickers?

2016-06-28 12:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, and thank you. I an slightly hungry and craving a sugary snack, so Snickers fits the bill perfectly. Who ru?

2016-06-28 16:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I am the chosen one. I have been chosen to rule this planet. Sephirooooth!?

2016-06-30 10:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, that is indeed the character that is depicted in your avatar and signature. Pie?

2016-06-30 16:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, PewDiePie has the most famous YouTube channel in the world. Voldemort?

2016-07-01 11:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, you need not fear about Voldemort. Harry Potter has killed him and restored peace to the wizarding world. A machine gun?!?

2016-07-01 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, but do not worry, it is not loaded so you can examine it in peace. Mah boii?

2016-07-01 23:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, indeed this piece is what all true warriors strive for. But don't overpack, your sword will be enough. Dude, right?

2016-07-05 18:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dude, last time I checked he had a long gray beard. Or maybe he/she is a bearded woman. Go!?

2016-07-05 21:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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When you land on or pass GO, you collect $200. That space also functions as the initial location of all players. Monopoly?!?

2016-07-05 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Monopoly is a game where you must become rich and make everyone else poor. Wh-what?

2016-07-05 23:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I just explained it to you: Multiplication is repeated addition. 5x3 is 5+5+5 and also 3+3+3+3+3. Whoa, seriously?

2016-07-06 06:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, he is Sirius Black. And he is here to help us. Snape?

2016-07-06 14:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed. Despite my enmity toward you in the past, I have always been looking out for your safety unlike that Umbridge woman. Plot twist?!?

2016-07-06 17:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It seemed like there were 2 persons in the movie but it turned out that those 2 were the same person! First rule of the fight club is...?

2016-07-07 07:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, you have already told me that rule. In fact, it is the same as the second rule of the fight club, so that is redundant. Beer? :arg:

2016-07-07 18:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You are too young to drink beer, little boy! Here, have some coke. Milk?

2016-07-07 21:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, milk comes from cows. We also drink milk from goats, almonds, coconuts, powder, and technically speaking humans. Why, though?

2016-07-08 00:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So that our bones would get calcium and D-vitamins. It's healthy and the bones will last for ages. Skeleton?

2016-07-09 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, skeletons are inside every person. They're just surrounded by muscles, organs, and skin. Wait, there's beans?

2016-07-10 03:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, many kinds of beans. You need to eat less of them. So if I were to play it backwards, it would summon an extra copy of me? ...How do you play monopoly backwards...?

2016-07-12 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Where are you getting this idea from? If you could possibly play Monopoly backward, it would ruin the whole point. Eh, what's up, doc?

2016-07-12 15:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, you do realize that you can not wave your hands because you broke them off last night? My super gun?

2016-07-12 23:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, we desperately need that for our plan to work. Without it, the chance of death is extremely high. Toasters?

2016-07-13 03:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, as unbelievable as it sounds, toasters are one of the most dangerous objects to have in a house. G-g-.... Goldz!?

2016-07-13 09:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed, gold is the 79th element on the periodic table. Its charge is +3, and its symbol is Au. You sure you got me?

2016-07-13 17:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Of course, you've told me 29 times that I have to take out the trash and clean the car. U a cleric or smthing?

2016-07-14 10:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I am simply an avid believer of Christianity. I apologize if my mannerisms have unintentionally spread to unwilling people. Batmaaaaaaan! Where are youuuuu?

2016-07-14 22:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir, Batman is at Gotham/Arkham City. I do not know where, exactly, but you should look from those locations. A Belmont!?

2016-07-15 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Indeed, that is Simon Belmont, famous for his magic whip attack that spawned the use of his name in Super Smash Bros. with characters that have Z-airs that are tether attacks. Ice cream?

2016-07-15 16:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, little man, I sell ice cream! You can get these two chocolate balls just for 1 dollar! You vape?

2016-07-16 11:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I am not vaping. This may look like a vaping machine, but in fact it is a canteen. He lost?

2016-07-16 16:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yep, he didn't get the right cards and the opponent was lucky enough to destroy his defenses and attack with his creatures. Magic: The Gathering?

2016-07-16 22:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, not every use of the word "magic" refers to that game. We are, in fact, at a magician's show. What do you want to play? Huh? You're not here to play?

2016-07-17 19:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I am playing right now, sir. I just don't have much time left for this today. Why you smoke?

2016-07-18 06:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I wanted to experiment with it one day, and sadly that led to an addiction that is very difficult to break. You can't be serious?

2016-07-18 16:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, I can be serious when it comes to serious cases. I'm not always joking around. Why you kicking my plants?

2016-07-19 08:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I sincerely apologize for the damage I may be causing, I just want to test my skills of checking plants with my feet. Got milk?

2016-07-19 16:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I need milk so I can bake this cake, so no, I can not give any. Pokemon Go?

2016-08-05 11:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, I wish not to indulge in such activities that will occupy more time I possess not. TEAM MYSTIC?

2016-08-05 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I am not a pokemon trainer so I decline this offer. HAIL VALOR!?

2016-08-06 12:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I would prefer if we refrain from discussing Pokemon Go at this time, there are more pressing matters to attend to. WHY NOT?!? D:

2016-08-06 18:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Because right now we must save the world from the Dark Lord before it way too late. Y U CASUL!?

2016-08-06 19:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't have enough free time in my schedule to practice this game and become a professional, I apologize. Is 5 - 3 = raisins?

2016-08-07 18:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well if you eat three of the five raisins then yes, they would still be raisins, but we will never know for sure. A surveillance camera!?

2016-08-08 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Shh, don't say that out loud! We need to be silent if we want this mission to succeed, so just follow me. Wait, what?

2016-08-08 16:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You'll be launched into space and then we will see how long you will last. It's all for science. I am free!?

2016-08-10 06:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Yes, today is the last of school, and now that the final bell has rung, you now have summer break. Wanna smoke pot, bro?

2016-08-10 16:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, thanks. I am not into that kind of stuff, brother. My risk for cancer will rise. You wanna feel my mojo!?

2016-08-12 03:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I did not willingly sign up for this. Can someone please escort me from this wrestling ring? Ok, srsly?

2016-08-13 01:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Not again, Lin! You must write clearly without mistakes so they will hire you to become a grammar Nazi! Eh ehheheh, wadap? :hero:

2016-08-24 01:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, sir, you may not have another drink. You are far too drunk, and I don't want you to get hurt. NO MARIO?

2016-08-24 17:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's right, Luigi is our only hope to bust this mansion from ghosts! Why you licking my shoes?

2016-08-24 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I would answer your question in human English, but I am a dog, which also explains my behavior. That can't be...?

2016-08-25 16:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It can be! I used Hydro Storm 3 times and I have vanquished you, monster! You do not belong into this world! Change your game, Jack. You gonna talk me to death?

2016-08-26 21:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Negative, I do believe that every man has a right to live a long and fulfilling life. U w0t, m8?

2016-08-27 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I do not wish to use force, but I have to throw you out from the bar if you won't stop breaking things. You a cleric or something?

2016-08-27 22:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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In fact I am, and I will continue to work for the church unless something terrible happens. Where the crap are you?!?

2016-08-28 15:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In Austria! Not in Australia! You have to fly all the way back here, buddy! You eating worms?

2016-08-28 17:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*continues to eat the worms, tweets, and then flies away* Cornelius?!?

2016-08-28 18:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, this is Einstein. You need to stop jerking around and tell me what E is. 88 miles per hour!?

2016-08-28 22:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know, isn't it impressive? The new Honda Lightning can transform into a racing car at any time! Lol sup?

2016-08-29 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Line, sit down. We are not ready to leave this spaceship yet. Spazezhip!?

2016-08-30 07:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I thought you just told me that we were on a spaceship. We've been in it for a month, you shouldn't still be crazy about it. Mommy?

2016-08-30 23:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Nope, this is the police. Your mommy has stolen all the cheap clothes from the store and we just arrested her. You swim in the toilet?

2016-08-31 09:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You must be delusional if you think this is a toilet. In fact, it's an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Duh, what is 5 - fish = ?????

2016-08-31 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We can not define what number fish is so we can not answer this question. 2edgy4me!?

2016-08-31 15:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You might not like the "gangster" style of this layout, but I guarantee it works well with the website. Chocolate?

2016-09-02 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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