Archive: 2421 posts

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Please give me a random acronym I don't know... WYSIWIG is a post editor format that stands for What You See Is What You Get, meaning instead of codes in the editor, you see bold, etc. text and smilies in the editor. To access it, click the blue icon on the very top-left of the editor. [on topic] Can you imitate a mime? (Seriously, next time post an answer!) I want to talk to the animals.

2013-05-01 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you going to the zoo today, L1N3R1D3R? I'm testing the WYSIWYG thingie L1N3R1D3R was on about.

2013-05-05 18:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Why is the text in your text box not normal size and quality? (in a whisper) I see dead people.

2013-05-06 23:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you breakdancing on my great-grandfather's grave, L1N3R1D3R? Pinball: Hall of Fame

2013-05-09 02:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Where did you spend weeks to get to? Neon lights.

2013-05-10 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What strobes sometimes? Tired.

2013-05-18 04:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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How do you feel after watching a TV marathon? Yoshi with sunglasses.

2013-05-20 02:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's green and black? Sand.

2013-05-25 18:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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What's actually really pretty if you magnify it? Stoning.

2013-05-25 19:03:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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What action did I do to annoying people? Guinea pigs eating bamboo.

2013-05-25 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is my house flooding with? A broken umbrella

2013-05-26 15:59:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What did you accidentally take out to the rainiest thunderstorm yet? 6 platinum trophies.

2013-05-27 00:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is my award for eating that rotten taco? A nice cup full of guacamole

2013-05-27 13:47:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What is the last thing on Earth the man dared to incinerate? Mario Kart 7 GameGuide.

2013-05-27 21:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I need something to add to my pile of useless guides. *points at Black Ops 2 guide* Suggestions? A pretty nice avatar

2013-05-28 15:04:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I need something to add to my pile of useless guides. *points at Black Ops 2 guide* Suggestions? A pretty nice avatar Hey! The Mario Kart 7 GameGuide is actually very detailed. Don't assume it's bad. Anyway, what do I have in the Mario Kart Wii forums? (www.mariokartwii.com) WYSIWYG.

2013-05-28 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the acronym for that sea lion military organization used to help intercept foreign yak administration files? Generational Warfare.

2013-05-29 03:17:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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What happens when I start talking about smartphones near young and old people? Arrows to the knee

2013-05-29 13:56:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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You wanna play Skyrim? Mario Party 4.

2013-05-29 23:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the first game I have ever played for Gamecube? Banjo-Tooie

2013-05-30 09:47:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Name an instrument, then a random interjection. Big avatar size.

2013-06-01 20:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the opposite of small avatar size? A moustache

2013-06-01 21:27:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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What is the best kind of hair on the body? Become a donor.

2013-06-02 22:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you do when you're overflowing with blood and money? Toe nails

2013-06-04 14:55:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What are a symptom of mad snail disease if severely untrimmed? Johnlock

2013-06-04 14:58:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Please write a famous philosopher in the Enlightenment, and do not misspell it! --- *sigh* Psychedelic avatars.

2013-06-04 19:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What would my avatars not be considered? I'M BACK, AND MY NAME AIN'T JACK!

2013-06-05 02:23:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Hey Jack, are you back already? Jack-o-lantern

2013-06-05 15:14:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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List the other use of pumpkins that's not pumpkin pie. Purple avatars.

2013-06-05 19:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the main ingredient in success recipe? But thou must

2013-06-08 16:09:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Mommy, I don't wanna clean the dog poo! Olympics.

2013-06-10 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you call a bunch of guys on poles, people flailing in liquid, and people running for their career? A five-eyed knife.

2013-06-16 20:48:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What was the last object wielded by Bruce Lee? October 2011.

2013-06-17 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the day that, if you worship 10's followed by 11's, is a great day to worship when looking at the date in MM/YY format? Purple weasels, of course.

2013-06-25 18:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who made this pizza? When pigs fly.

2013-06-25 19:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When will my purple weasle fly? Persona!

2013-06-26 06:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What do you get when you take away "L" from the word that describes my diary? Florida.

2013-06-26 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the most bestest state of all :3? Tangy, juicy bananas.

2013-07-11 02:40:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is this cake-thing made of?! The font size is bigger than the actual page.

2013-07-11 16:51:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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why cant you read this?? big words in italics.

2013-07-11 18:28:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What would be better if you made it bold? Teh interwebs.

2013-07-11 20:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where do I spend a good portion of my time? I simply refuse.

2013-07-11 21:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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We just need one more volunteer to test the real-life vigors a monkey developed after playing Bioshock Infinite for 5670 hours straight in a laboratory. What do you say? I told you yellow was not radioactive enough.

2013-07-11 23:27:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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We are going to use Yellow Paint as an alternative energy source what is your opinion............... What it will work. 4 cans of Coca-Cola 3 cans of IRN-BRU 2 cans of Fanta and a Sprite can in a pear tree.

2013-07-11 23:36:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Gimme the recipe for a heart attack, stat. I dnot hvae dyslexia, I dnot!

2013-07-12 01:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Sir, You appear to have dyslexia I HATE BOLD

2013-07-12 20:53:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Are you a bold person? Mayo and underwear.

2013-07-12 21:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What are you getting for my birthday pal? Outer space filled with monkeys.

2013-07-12 22:06:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What would make your life /that/ much better? Rotten old peanuts.

2013-07-12 22:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Raw sewage + Peanuts = Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

2013-07-13 01:14:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What did you say to the demonic infant? Women biting laptops.

2013-07-15 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is my profile pic? Love.

2013-07-15 18:31:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What is the feeling felt between two people who feel something about the each other. BANANA CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

2013-07-15 20:08:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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You say that adding two live monkeys to the recipe will result in what? A shark in bathing suit.

2013-07-15 20:31:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a tourist? Dancing pickles.

2013-07-15 21:56:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What should we teach to dance? A bag of cola and marshmallows.

2013-07-16 02:44:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What is the recipe for a disastrous s'more? In a biscuit.

2013-07-16 16:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where is the treasure hidden? A bag of rice I bought online.

2013-07-16 16:05:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What's the secret ingredient in this ice cream? A Vita Christmas Countdown.

2013-07-17 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which is the most awesome Christams project ever made? A sweet cookie from Uranus.

2013-07-18 21:15:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What sounds oddly inappropriate ? Shigeru Miyamoto.

2013-07-19 00:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who died in the console wars? Cheese and nose hair clippings

2013-07-19 18:18:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What composes my dinner? rELOADING

2013-07-19 21:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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How can you write "reloading" right and wrong at the same time? The search results showed nothing about whales.

2013-07-20 01:50:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Can you search "whales" on Bing for me? Pianos and a PS2.

2013-07-22 19:38:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What can you mix to form the worst milk-shake of them all? A Coke and a Sackboy.

2013-07-23 01:44:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What can you mix to form the worst milk-shake of them all? (()) Yes.

2013-07-23 01:47:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Did you just repeated my question?! My window isn't large enough.

2013-07-23 02:12:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Can I climb into your window and watch you at night? Broken mustard.

2013-07-23 04:36:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What do you get if you launch mustard from the top floor of some skyscraper into the floor? A blanket and a zombie.

2013-07-23 06:21:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What two objects need to be paired to stop the apocalypse? Twizzlers, a chair, and major league baseball.

2013-07-23 23:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What must one combine in order to create a really uncomfortable footrest? Ape Escape.

2013-07-27 02:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Name a game that has a costume in LBP at random while hopping backwards into a pit of lava thats protected by ice. Why didn't you hop backwards?

2013-07-27 02:52:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I like my life. I'm just living the Vita Loca.

2013-07-27 03:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Tell me a name of a potential lbp party level series that resembles a catchy song. The murder of a potato.

2013-07-28 00:58:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What made the Irish die out? Because he ate soup.

2013-07-29 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why is Simon boring? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

2013-07-30 22:05:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Can I stab you a bit? Donuts filled with jellybeans.

2013-07-31 02:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What does every Scottish person ((we are incredibly one of the fattest places in Europe)) dream of eating as long as its covered in batter? Look guys the universe is exploding.

2013-07-31 03:00:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Can you jump into the sun real quick? Radishes

2013-07-31 22:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What are the most traitorous plants? If I was younger, so much younger than todaaaayyy...

2013-08-01 09:42:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Can you dance left and right, and maybe in other miscellaneous directions for a bit? Yu!

2013-08-01 19:49:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What are the first two letters of a very popular LBP creator? DonutMan.

2013-08-04 20:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the name of a not very popular LBP creator that maybe does not even exists? Cakes. Cakes everywhere.

2013-08-05 00:21:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What is you worst nightmare. People.

2013-08-05 15:28:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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What is your worst nightmare? Your worst nightmare.

2013-08-06 05:09:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Name a random question? Look over there.

2013-08-06 08:56:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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What is the best way to know if a house is burning? The ocean and the sun.

2013-08-07 09:34:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What two things must be worshipped and given sacrifices of lawn mowers? U?ū???

2013-08-07 15:26:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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What do I type to stump the next person? Fish sticks and custard.

2013-08-09 06:09:00 Author: TheBlackKnight22 Posts: 695

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What expired foods should you never eat before a rollercoaster ride? Nine to five.

2013-08-09 06:41:00 Author: Unknown User

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How old do you think everyone in this forum is? Mint and a cake recipe.

2013-08-09 15:29:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What do you need for a delicious food that also gives you fresh breath? Virgin Mobile.

2013-08-13 03:16:00 Author: tall_person517 Posts: 17

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What do you ride when you're too chaste for the Slut Bus or the Limo-gigolo-sine? Peuce cupboards

2013-08-15 07:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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What sort of furniture should never be bought into a small apartment? Only on Tuesdays and lazy Sundays, if the ocean is frozen.

2013-08-15 15:56:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What is a good day to skate with Oprah? Chemistry.

2013-08-17 22:21:00 Author: jarreguin001 Posts: 351

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What do Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have that you and your crush don't? Occurring of extraterrestrial phenomena.

2013-08-17 22:32:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What must exist to create Martians? Follow your dreams!

2013-08-22 15:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Name the next overused saying. These sayings include YOLO. Abcdefghijlkmnopqrstuvwxyz.

2013-08-22 21:52:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Ey... Dude... Did you fall asleep over the keyboard yet again? The Everest is my only true home.

2013-08-22 22:34:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Can you name a place you are proud of and call home? Racism and fish sticks.

2013-08-22 22:37:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Apart from the fact that people completely disregard the fact that there's a flying lawnmower in his avatar (which may cause some people to not fully understand the meaning of the text in the avatar), what things does FreeAim find most disgusting? Turn the lights off, then on, then off, then on...

2013-08-25 07:22:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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How can you make some bad and poor horror movie effects? The secret is in the deodorant.

2013-08-25 15:35:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Why does James Bond always stay cool and get the ladies? Put them in your teddybear.

2013-08-27 05:16:00 Author: TheEnimal Posts: 27

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Where should I hide these socks? DAH MAFIAS COMMIN.

2013-08-27 17:04:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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What did Megaextremist say, when he noticed Shooter and Ryan coming for him? Nah, it was just a joke.

2013-08-27 17:09:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What why would you think that? I have my revenge. (you make up method of silly revenge)

2013-08-27 17:14:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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What do you say when you throw my sandwich back at my face? Trojan helmets.

2013-09-02 00:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the worst thing you can give as an anniversary gift to your girlfriend? A bag full of batteries and lots of ketchup.

2013-09-02 05:02:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What do women not want to own? C major chord.

2013-09-02 05:43:00 Author: jarreguin001 Posts: 351

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What's that sound coming from the bathroom? Superglue to the face.

2013-09-02 07:47:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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What's the next most likely asdfmovie meme? Drive-thru brunch.

2013-09-02 18:33:00 Author: jarreguin001 Posts: 351

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What's the worst date you've been on? It's all in the wrist.

2013-09-03 00:22:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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Where is your wrist bone? Apples

2013-09-03 21:36:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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What caused our dear friend Apple2012 to leave us, possibly by burning him at the stake and eating his remains? Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeanuts!

2013-09-08 19:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is RockSauron's best friend? Community Chessboard.

2013-09-10 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you get when you take pixel art and stretch the process of it to months at a time? A sandwich.

2013-10-12 02:12:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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What is the one of the 3 foods I can prepare properly? ...

2013-10-12 10:10:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I... Still don't get why "x" value changes according to the problem. Just smile and wave boy. Smile and wave.

2013-10-12 15:15:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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How to respond to drunk, screaming grandma. Giant green floppy hat.

2013-10-12 15:50:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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What kind of hat does the Mad Hatter wear? By fist-to-face resuscitation.

2013-10-13 00:03:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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How does Chuck Norris revive someone? Bubble wrap.

2013-10-17 18:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What could possibly be more fun than Disney Land? A king-sized beef burrito.

2013-10-21 20:19:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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What is the only food xero ever eats? A job interview for a lawyer.

2013-10-21 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the only time you can ask a lawyer interrogating questions? 2 cows and a fedora.

2013-10-23 20:32:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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(Alright, last old forum game I'm reviving...) What would make a really odd Renaissance painting? Mine tastes like a taco!

2015-03-01 01:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What does boiled octopus traditionally taste like? That the only thing one should care about is the way he or she looks.

2015-03-01 10:44:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What falsity always misleads FreeAim's love life? Surprisingly, only two pigs.

2015-03-01 18:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Seven and a woman.

2015-03-01 22:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How many sexists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It wasn't me, I swear!

2015-03-01 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you just call the philosophy of my love life a falsity?!?! Skulls filled with infant-blood.

2015-03-02 14:18:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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WHAT did you serve your house guests? With horseradish.

2015-03-02 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How do you make the perfect taco? 153 000 years and the prince of fate.

2015-03-04 09:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's the punishment for putting jelly on the bottom of a PB&J? Well, you see...one.

2015-03-04 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many times must one look at me to realize how freaking handsome I am? His time is the end of time and his moment time's undoing.

2015-03-04 14:42:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What happens if I find the Center of the Universes and try to conquer it by force? You take the thing which was said first and use the rest of the things as projectiles and shoot others while running away.

2015-03-04 17:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What should I do with a duck and its ducklings? My body is ready.

2015-03-04 23:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the worst thing to say at a support group for people who never develop adult bodily functions? NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

2015-03-05 12:34:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What do you say to the woman of your dreams (both desire and nightmare)? You shout "Ya filthy animals!" and shoot everyone.

2015-03-05 21:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What should you do if you find a room full of un-showered people? Emus and chimps.

2015-03-05 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Sips tea* I am very grateful for inviting me for this evening tea, lord Muffa. Unfortunately, I must say that this tea tastes like [Insert answer here]! You show everyone how epic you are, shoot at the furniture with your machine gun, shatter the window with explosives, take the rope of a helicopter and shout at them: It's 2 pm, ruck sacks!

2015-03-08 00:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How do you raid a house in style? My soda's getting warm.

2015-08-14 19:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you have to say if you want to make your worst enemy drink the extremely poisonous soda and you know that he is one fat guy who likes to drink soda? 100 Nuclear Explosions and an ape!

2015-08-17 19:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What would have made Planet of the Apes better? In the van, right next to the groceries.

2015-08-18 00:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where do you go potty? Sure.

2015-08-18 11:13:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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The red or the blue cape? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?

2015-08-18 11:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you want fries with that? A barrel full of calzones.

2015-08-18 16:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The thing I want right now is... "TAKE THE WHEEL!" You shout at her, open the window of your car, climb to the roof, take your minigun and shoot the behemoths which are chasing you.

2015-08-18 17:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What do you do if you're being chased by behemoths while driving home from a date? A boring answer.

2015-08-19 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A boring question needs... ELELELELELELELELELEL BANZAI!

2015-08-19 19:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Now, to be a masterful ninja, you must have self-control. Do you possess tha-- I'm really feeling it!

2015-08-19 19:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dude! I got 5 bottles of that "good stuff" from that dude in the alley yesterday! Did you drink them? "ABORT MISSION!" *Crash* *BOOM!* "AIEEEE!" "I SAID ABORT MISSION!"

2015-08-19 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you describe the end of your dream last night? An A-.

2015-08-19 23:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you need to make your Asian dad mad? http://img.memecdn.com/high-expectation-asian-dad_o_1749873.jpg Give that man our best medal and our strongest weapon!

2015-08-20 01:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Should we promote Reginald to a general? Replacements for swear words.

2015-08-20 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Bleh, love, kitten, meow, aww are good... Huh? I thought it was the opposite!

2015-08-20 02:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why did you just put the car to reverse? A sugar high.

2015-08-20 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You know why we pulled you over, sir. How high are you? Jack, I'm giving you a promotion! Yep, now you're fired!

2015-08-20 11:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey boss, I've been working harder than anyone else in the kitchen. Can you give me a raise or something? Forgetting to put on clothes.

2015-08-20 16:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's totally okay if you are a good looking beast when you are going to work? Eat a snickers.

2015-08-20 20:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's the solution to every stressful situation? The Vending Machine Game.

2015-08-20 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The game which doesn't make any sense is? Pineapples!

2015-08-20 22:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What does Sopngebob's house poorly represent? Tell her you love her and then buy her a ring.

2015-08-21 00:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you do to a girl who always cheers you up, helps you anytime she can, spends time with you, have some funny moments together and you can't imagine a life without her? Pick up your shotgun, shout "IT'S CRAY CRAY TIME!" and start to shoot randomly while chasing them.

2015-08-21 10:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What would Michael Bay prefer in a James Bond-esque movie? Your little sister.

2015-08-21 16:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Steven! What is your best human shield, you coward!? They're so huge!

2015-08-21 21:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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In as few words as possible, explain why the ants are a problem, over. Giant ants.

2015-08-22 16:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Luka! You are late from our date again! What is your excuse this time!? Surely nobody won't come from there.

2015-08-22 21:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are sure this is the best hiding place? Answer.

2015-08-23 00:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Question? You lie! Receive punishment!

2015-08-23 09:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Judge Nemo, what is your ruling on the defendant's case? I don't know, but if I had to guess... 200.

2015-08-23 18:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The clock is ticking! What is the defusing code of this bomb!? A hot ready pizza, but it's TenebrisNemo instead of the pizza.

2015-08-23 21:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What ruined our party last night? Super Smash Bros.

2015-08-23 22:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In which game Mario gets serious and doesn't give a crap? Screw me, right?

2015-08-23 22:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You know what I want to do when we get home? Innuendos.

2015-08-23 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When do you know when the people around you mocks you? Take cover! *Starts to shoot with his pistol at the direction where we were going to.*

2015-08-23 23:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, why did you tell me to bring a gun wi-- 50 hot dogs.

2015-08-24 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Help! Our main character of this game is seriously wounded! What do I have to feed him so he will be recovered? So long! *Jumps off from the roof but fails to land onto the other roof, leading to his fall at the bottom of the alley, then an angry dog runs and starts to maul the body.*

2015-08-24 08:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What was the last vivid memory you had with our dear uncle Robert? No fries, please.

2015-08-24 16:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You want fries with that? I made them by myself... They taste great when you make it from rotten potatoes. Some of my other guests ate some and they decided to stay in this house forever! I think that they liked those fries so much that they also decided to rot... Sure. Wait, what?

2015-08-24 17:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you want to try my new fruit smoothiethatmaytripleyourchancesofgettingheartdise ase? Meh, only if I feel like it.

2015-08-24 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wanna take this parachute with you? You are going to skydive after all. Ok, stop! Take this gun and shoot me!

2015-08-25 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Now, Mr. Jones, is there any reason you committed the cri-- It all started when I adopted a chicken. The rest is a long story.

2015-08-25 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why is there a cocktarice destroying our city!? Wrong lever! *Falls through the trapdoor.*

2015-08-25 18:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Um, green or red, green or red... Is this the right lever? *insert Nyan Cat here*

2015-08-25 19:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! YOU ARE NOT MY SON!

2015-08-25 20:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Daddy, are you space? Well, you see...not yet.

2015-08-26 00:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dude our guest just had a heart attack and is now lying on the floor, I need to borrow your phone to call the ambulance to please stop playing that game and give it to me! In that case, I recommend this Minigun model K-1LL.3M.4-LL.

2015-08-26 03:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, what if one of my relatives who's really ugly arrives? Don't I have to oblige then? A PS4 with LittleBigPlanet 3 pre-installed.

2015-08-26 15:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do I want for next birthday? Kamehamehaa! *Beam shatters the boulders and hits the target and he is totally destroyed.*

2015-08-26 15:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you sum up the last episode of Dragon Ball Z for me? The whirring sound of my computer.

2015-08-26 16:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is this voice?! Is this the world's end!? Famous last words.

2015-08-27 10:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Before Michael Jackson died, what did he say? Please be specific. Exactly negative two apples, sire.

2015-08-27 15:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many apples did it take to kill that suicide bomber? No, I didn't! Stop looking at me! *Runs away.*

2015-08-27 16:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you set this woman's house on fire? Family Feud.

2015-08-27 18:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The thing you don't have to experience when living alone. I thought it didn't have any bullets in it. Silly me.

2015-08-27 19:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why the **** did you shoot my best friend in the head?!? On the side, please.

2015-08-27 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hello and welcome to restaurant Crazy Club where we have a wrecking ball in the middle of the dining hall. It moves randomly by the chains and some people may get killed at the tablets on the middle. But, thankfully, nowadays we get only 6 victims a day. It is said that food tastes better in the brink of death. Where do you want to dine? That's it! We will do this from the hard way, then!

2015-08-28 10:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But are you SURE this way is sa-- Only on Tuesdays, so not today.

2015-08-28 18:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh my god, I am bleeding! Can I see the doctor!? Well at least you still have the cookie jar.

2015-08-29 09:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey! Where did all the food in my fridge go? Quarantined humans.

2015-08-30 21:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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As an cannibal, what kind of people you love to eat? Hey, it worked!

2015-08-31 00:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you sure the green wire will defuse the bomb? Not really.

2015-08-31 02:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Finally! We made it to the ship in time! Did we remember to take everything and everyone with us? Even Bob? 'Tis but a scratch!

2015-09-01 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You got into a skiing accident? How bad is the injury? Sometime before midnight.

2015-09-05 00:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yeah, the suit sure looks fine! But when did I have to leave the party, again? It's classified. Here, hold this. *Runs away*

2015-09-05 19:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How long should I cook my leftover pizza? Answers that don't make sense.

2015-09-06 21:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Every teacher's struggle when checking the test answers? By the power of Greyskull, I say HEEEYAEEEYAEEYAEYAYA!

2015-09-07 13:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you have a response, Mr. Nemo? 30 shot glasses and a bottle of liquor.

2015-09-07 19:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You look like you've had a rough day. What do ya want, mister? I don't think that's good for your health.

2015-09-07 20:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*in a drunk voice* Are you sure I shouldn't eat all five of those pizzas? Every other day, sir.

2015-09-08 03:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You know why we arrested you. How many times do you scare a person in a week? Objection! This doesn't make sense!

2015-09-08 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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On the fortnight preceding the night of the murder, where were you, Mr. Nemo, located at 21:30? Planes that run out of fuel.

2015-09-10 14:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which planes will fall in the middle of the flight today, Pirate Captain of the skies? Or so you think! *Takes the mask off.*

2015-09-11 11:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you...Marlon Rand-- 7 AM to 9 PM on Monday through Friday, 7 AM to 10 PM on Saturday and Sunday.

2015-09-16 02:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When will this Weapon Shop open? *Wall explodes and a helicopter is revealed behind it, flying.* There's no time to explain! Get to the choppa!

2015-09-16 16:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So why did you take me up to the roof of the building?

2015-09-17 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So yeah, I cut off your tongue accidentally when I was trying to take that nasty tooth. Do you have anything to say? We are surrounded! Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

2015-09-18 18:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, what did I tell you about gun safety? [insert witty answer here]

2015-09-18 23:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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[insert an interesting question here] That's deep, bro.

2015-09-19 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you see TenebrisNemo's collection of detention slips? 8) Well, you see, first we have to transform the equation so that f(x)=0. Then, we plug in...

2015-09-19 20:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the password! Come on, this room is going to explode! What's the password of this door?! *Ba-dum TSS!*

2015-09-20 17:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you--did--did you get it? Huh? 8D Because I was foolish.

2015-09-20 19:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How on earth did you manage to destroy a car factory with a mushroom!? I am not a smart man.

2015-09-20 20:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, can you differentiate f(x)=(2x^2)-3x+1? This text right here.

2015-09-20 22:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What used my last bottle of ink? Magic.

2015-09-21 15:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sir Einstein, can you explain what happened here? The blue birds in Super Mario Sunshine.

2015-09-22 00:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who jumped into my blue paint barrel? Ah! My hand!

2015-09-24 10:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, can you give me an answer that I can easily give a ques-- Super Mario Maker.

2015-09-24 23:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just what created this magnificent mushroom dimension? The last one, please.

2015-09-25 08:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Which button shall I press to test your doom, Sir Nemo? Only on Tuesdays, so not today.

2015-09-26 05:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh my god, my arm was cut off! Can I see the doctor!? Deja vu!

2015-09-28 00:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, wasn't there a creepy old dude in this dark alley last night? TenebrisNemo's photo album. :hero:

2015-09-28 01:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Recommend me a scary horror book? Dark Spirit Giant Dad has invaded! http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Smoke+casul+everyday+the+new+single+from+snoop+dad d_0c757a_5257692.gif

2015-09-28 14:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is that hideous thing that's impersonating Snoop Dog? It's a walk-off grand slam!

2015-09-29 03:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What was that earthquake and screaming right now? No, James! I expect you to die! Nyahahah!

2015-09-29 19:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you expect me to do my homework right now, mom? Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!

2015-10-05 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can you speak Nyan? This is not what it looks like!

2015-10-05 11:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, what are you doing with my wife? My lack of wife.

2015-10-11 01:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What made your statement untrue? A pirate's life for me.

2015-10-13 17:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What did you declare? :arg: The lack of waving finger smiley on this forum.

2015-10-17 02:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What makes proclamation of the ban hard? Your questions are bad and you should feel bad!

2015-10-19 06:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is this question not good enough for you, Zoidberg? Just pop a squat, relax, and let it all out.

2015-10-22 06:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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So, Dr. Jack, I'm having constipation problems. Any advice? The sudden rebirth of the forum games.

2015-10-23 03:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What happens when that pesky outlaw guy is trying to grab attention? Very, very soon.

2015-10-26 07:53:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Doctor, do you know when I'm going to die? Outlaw-Jack as a doctor.

2015-11-01 15:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"This goes all the way through... to the other side. So I figure, there's a bloke, somewhere around... New Zealand, standing on a bridge like this one, looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known."

2015-11-01 21:13:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Can you please post something in the wrong forum game, FreeAim? Outlaw-Jack as a doctor.

2015-11-01 21:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Mr. L1N3R1D3R, what do you think of Outlaw-jack's job? Cheese.

2015-11-01 21:44:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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What's the secret ingredient in your mac and cheese? Pepsi.

2015-11-01 23:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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