General Stuff #3
smart question, dumb answer
Archive: 1920 posts
Pinky Mc.Rainbow cloud, he shoots lightening and it's pink.. (Don't ask.  )How'd MLP get so popular? | 2011-10-23 12:18:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| It didn't. What is MLP? *I know, but iwanna see a funny answer ^^* | 2011-10-23 12:19:00 Author: Valeview  Posts: 1581 |
| PONIEZ! Y I Not playing Forum Gamez Lately? | 2011-10-23 12:46:00 Author: nysudyrgh  Posts: 5482 |
| you were kidnapped by Pirate Ninjas and just escaped a few days ago Why can't I get out of this chair? | 2011-10-23 17:11:00 Author: biorogue  Posts: 8424 |
| Because you sat in glue. Bush or Obama? :o | 2011-10-23 21:22:00 Author: xero  Posts: 2419 |
| Obabush. NZ or OZ? | 2011-10-23 22:17:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| NZ. Wait, this isn't the Or Game.. Lol. Why did I go all party pooper and say it wasn't the game..? | 2011-10-24 02:22:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I was tricked... Because you didn't want me to ruin this Forum game! what is Pi? | 2011-10-24 20:53:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| Delicious, especially strawberry rhubarb. What is fun? | 2011-10-24 21:09:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
Fun - is the enjoyment of pleasure and, according to Johan Huizinga, "an absolutely primary category of life, familiar to everybody at a glance right down to the animal level."Fun may be encountered in many human activities during work, social functions, recreation and play, and even seemingly mundane activities of daily living. The distinction between enjoyment and fun is difficult to articulate but real, fun being a more spontaneous, playful, or active event. The perception of time is shortened when one is "having fun".  What are feelings? | 2011-10-24 21:17:00 Author: Schark94  Posts: 3378 |
| Feeling it when your dog thinks your hand is a chew toy. :eek: What are teeth? | 2011-10-25 01:58:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Condensed skin. Where do you think the phrase, "not by the skin of my teeth" came from, hmm? Who's line is it anyway? | 2011-10-25 03:07:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| A Parralel one. Why hasn't there been a post here for a week? | 2011-11-02 19:57:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| Because we're having a party. What are parties? | 2011-11-03 06:42:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Pinkie Pie? *Runs away with extreme speed to prevent SGR from killing me. D:* Why was I gone so long? I love this place. :'C | 2011-11-04 23:01:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| You were busy partying with Pinkie, like the rest of us! Why didn't I ask a question? Oh wait... | 2011-11-09 23:37:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| you were too busy with all that extra cable why are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches so dang good | 2011-11-10 23:37:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| i like trains. w hy is m yconnec tion ba d | 2012-05-24 13:11:00 Author: Xtrahuman  Posts: 431 |
| Because you've got jam on your router What do you think of pan-dimensional travel? | 2012-05-24 13:30:00 Author: Kern  Posts: 5078 |
| It's better than pot-dimensional travel. Is there a God? | 2012-05-24 13:38:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| There are many! Wait, what are you doing? | 2012-05-24 13:40:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Something. What's your favorite school subject? | 2012-05-24 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| Apples. Twelve apples, and I give you six. I have? | 2012-05-24 18:27:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| A large elephant giving birth to a rhinoceros... on your face... What causes a heart attack? | 2012-05-24 19:00:00 Author: Burrich  Posts: 1018 |
| Coronary tissue death What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? | 2012-05-24 19:07:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Umm......however fast an unladen swallow flies? Why did the Sheriff of Nottingham hate Robin Hood? | 2012-05-25 00:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because he stole his last potato Why is everything pink? | 2012-05-26 20:30:00 Author: Jovuto  Posts: 2345 |
| Because I popped my bubble gum bubble. What is love in a nutshell? | 2012-05-26 21:58:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| Peanut Butter. How are you? | 2012-05-26 22:34:00 Author: Blackbeltnick95  Posts: 129 |
| I'm me. What's your excitement level for LBPVita? | 2012-05-27 00:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Herp-a-derp-a-durrrrr... yes. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? | 2012-05-27 23:52:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
So you can get a pin in LBP.  How did my newest level get so many plays? | 2012-05-27 23:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Your answer was not stupid so I cannot comprehend your question HURRRRR... my, that sounded quite stupid. If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, does it make a sound? | 2012-05-28 05:59:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| yes. I was actully there. I died....SO that count that i didn't hear the noise... ghkhkhsahlkajfncfnflhjfahfkhfhjhkhhakhfkhnkhncdnin If chuck norris was powerful and a texas ranger, why isn't he in power rangers? | 2012-05-28 06:29:00 Author: Sunbunny23  Posts: 995 |
| Because he's not a robot...? Why are you so evil as to repeatedly kill your Sackboy? | 2012-05-28 17:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because HE is evil. How many times have you really thanked your mom for everything she's done? | 2012-05-28 18:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| 3023980891093809187809 times what's in a coconut? | 2012-05-28 18:44:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995 |
| AA Batteries. What is the meaning of life? | 2012-05-28 22:51:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| To play LBP. How do you make cake? | 2012-05-29 02:26:00 Author: TheUltraDeino  Posts: 1274 |
| add some flowers,some brown sugar,bake some soda, and cook it. What is Little Big Planet. | 2012-05-29 03:51:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995 |
| A game... What is the Sin, Cosine, and Tangient of a right triangle, with one angle being 57 degrees, and the hypotenuse egualling 68? Now find the length of the 2 missing sides, and find the measure of the missing angle... | 2012-05-29 04:37:00 Author: unc92sax  Posts: 928 |
| A game... What is the Sin, Cosine, and Tangient of a right triangle, with one angle being 57 degrees, and the hypotenuse egualling 68? Now find the length of the 2 missing sides, and find the measure of the missing angle... You spelt "Tangent" wrong. Why is the sky blue? | 2012-05-29 04:49:00 Author: Kaboosh99  Posts: 359 |
| Because it is sad... Why do people play videogames? | 2012-05-29 04:54:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| cause board games are boring and haves the word "BORED" in it also it so 12 seconds ago. Video games is the "Bee's Knees" What's up? | 2012-05-29 05:38:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995 |
| The ground! Aren't these questions supposed to be smart? | 2012-05-29 08:13:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Indeed they are, and the answers are supposed to be stupid...so...erm....wibble my wotsit and pickle my plume! If Elizabeth is tied by a rope behind a horse and dragged screaming through a 300 square km forest at a linear speed of 40 km/h, then given that the average density of the forest is 9, 680 coniferous trees per square km and that the average conifer could cave in a human skull at a force of 0.23kg per square millimetre, what is the statistical probability of Elizabeth surviving? | 2012-05-29 10:57:00 Author: Ungreth  Posts: 2130 |
| Ha! Trick question, you didn't say whether she was wearing a helmet. Do you know where my daughter Elizabeth went? | 2012-05-29 21:15:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| yes. She's at the night club ready to PARTAY! Who created god? | 2012-05-29 21:20:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995 |
| God, Obviously. Can we stay away from the religious questions pls. | 2012-05-29 21:25:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| The religious questions are the tastiest ones. They have a soft, buttery texture and a subtle flavour that is reminiscent of toasted nutmeg. Elizabeth isn't talking to me anymore and I'm wondering...have i done something to upset her? | 2012-05-29 23:45:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130 |
| She probably can't get the Motorbike started Why did you drag her through the forest? | 2012-05-29 23:50:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Because she said her hair looked prettier than mine. It didn't. If I run naked against a strong wind while urinating, will I get my face wet? | 2012-05-30 00:29:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130 |
| Depends on whether there's a sale on at Tesco don't you think you should take her to a hospital? | 2012-05-30 00:32:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| She's asleep under a tree. I wouldn't want to disturb her. How deep do you have to bury a body before you stop having nightmares about it being discovered? | 2012-05-30 00:43:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130 |
| You just keep digging until you find bedrock. Why am I typing this message? | 2012-05-30 01:46:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| Because you can. Why am I itchy? | 2012-05-30 02:09:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| Because magic. Why, oh why must LBP PSP DLC not be on the PSVita store? | 2012-06-23 19:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Cuz they sucketh. What is the melting point of caramel? | 2012-06-23 22:00:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X  Posts: 1800 |
| Something hot. Why is Tarsier Studios releasing LBPVita much after its original release date? | 2012-06-27 23:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because it was decreed by Chuck Norris. Why is Chuck Norris so awesome? | 2012-06-30 00:57:00 Author: Robo4900  Posts: 409 |
| Because roundhouse kicks. Why was italicized text called "italicized"? | 2012-07-02 01:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because "Italicnosed" sounds wrong. Why does the world use money? | 2012-07-03 20:09:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409 |
| Because if we didn't have money we'd have to trade our dirty socks instead. What is love? | 2012-07-03 20:57:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Love is for adults. W?h?o? ?k?e?e?p?s? ?p?u?t?t?i?n?g ?q?u?e?s?t?i?o?n? ?m?a?r?k?s? ?i?n? ?m?y? ?s?e?n?t?e?n?c?e?s??? | 2012-07-03 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Good sir, I believe that you are doing it in a wrong manner. The thread title clearly says: "smart question, dumb answer". But this little shenanigan will be tolerated once, and no more than once. (By the way, love is not only for adults, look at your left, sir :3) Does a set of all sets contain itself? | 2012-07-05 08:16:00 Author: ALEXhatena  Posts: 1110 |
| No. That breaks the laws of physics. Which individual murdered the innocent bystander? | 2012-07-06 16:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You, of course. Who let the dogs out? | 2012-07-09 01:54:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Whoever has the key to the dog cage. Why is Adventure Time such a random show? | 2012-07-09 16:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because the writers lost a bet. Is "This sentance is a lie" a lie? | 2012-07-13 08:24:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409 |
| I...can't...tell! Why are you holding a bloody knife and standing next to a dead body? | 2012-07-13 15:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I was taking him the knife to cut his steak,I don't know why he's dead. | 2012-08-02 04:32:00 Author: bigl0uc0ntra  Posts: 113 |
| I'll get this thread back running, since bigl0uc0ntra didn't post a smart question after his dumb answer. What is the square root of pi plus 3 to the 7th power? | 2012-08-02 14:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Mmm... Three pies... How far are we from a unified theory and does string theory factor in, or is it todays version of phlogiston? | 2012-08-02 15:24:00 Author: DreadRandal  Posts: 434 |
| Did you say string? I love string! Which of you three is the victim, the robber, and the suspecter? | 2012-08-02 15:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You have the dumb question,I'll correct your spelling. Vacuum,robot,and suspender. Do you like presidents? ( I don't do so good on theese,haha. ) | 2012-08-02 19:01:00 Author: bigl0uc0ntra Posts: 113 |
| I love getting presidents for my birthday and holidays like Christmas. Do you think we'll send people to Mars in the near future? | 2012-08-02 19:40:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434 |
| I don't think we can. Those Mars bars are so small... OK, who injected food poisoning into the chicken? | 2012-08-03 16:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm staying away from that one. Is it just me, or does the sitting pope look like Emperor Palpatine? | 2012-08-03 18:11:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434 |
| In a trilby, yes. How big does a twig have to be before it's called a tree? | 2012-08-03 18:16:00 Author: GribbleGrunger  Posts: 3910 |
| It has to be the size of a tree... How does the moon emit light? | 2012-08-04 05:09:00 Author: KittyKat  Posts: 63 |
| With an emitter, duh. Who let the dogs out? | 2012-08-04 15:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| (Lol!! Cleaver....) Elmer Fudd did!! Who created washing machines?? | 2012-08-04 21:44:00 Author: KittyKat Posts: 63 |
| Thomas Eddison. He invented everything. Who are these "giants" men stand on the shoulders of? | 2012-08-04 22:49:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434 |
| Ladders. Why do dogs sweat from their paws?? | 2012-08-04 22:52:00 Author: KittyKat Posts: 63 |
| Because they're weird. Why are some people so stupid? | 2012-08-06 02:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
Because they put the upid in stupid!! (That's so rude of me  )How do libraries make enough money?? | 2012-08-11 04:31:00 Author: KittyKat Posts: 63 |
| ...by selling books? What is the theory of relativity? | 2012-08-12 17:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| (I know.. Haha.. It's just that they sell books for such low prices. Mine does anyway). The theory is this: "Hello, do you like cookies??" "LOLYEP!!" "Omg so do I!!" That's the theory of relation. How did music come to be popular?? | 2012-08-13 02:19:00 Author: KittyKat Posts: 63 |
| ...because people like it? How did you get so many trophies? | 2012-08-13 15:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Buy a million games and win the trophy for pressing a button in each one. Why is there random water from the skies? D: | 2012-08-15 21:49:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| Because I like hot dogs. What happens because I like hot dogs? | 2012-08-15 23:07:00 Author: Super_Clone  Posts: 849 |
| Everything imaginable except what I'm doing right now Why is a snail shell a perfect spiral? | 2012-08-15 23:11:00 Author: Ninjaferret22  Posts: 1403 |
| Because God made it like that. Why do some people not know how to embed images into their posts? | 2012-08-16 00:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because the posts don't know how to imbed people into their images. Why is the sky green? | 2012-08-16 00:22:00 Author: Super_Clone Posts: 849 |
| Because gas is green and I just learned today that there's gas in the sky. What's that horrid stench? | 2012-08-16 00:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The green gas, duh! Why is said gas green? | 2012-08-16 01:39:00 Author: Super_Clone Posts: 849 |
| Because it's a fart! Aren't all farts green? How does the monitor process the data received from the computer? | 2012-08-16 14:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It asks its mother. Who discovered that Milk is drinkable? | 2012-08-17 02:13:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409 |
| Cows. How is chocolate milk made? | 2012-08-17 05:16:00 Author: KittyKat Posts: 63 |
| From brown cows. Why do caterpillars form chrysalises when metamorphising? | 2012-08-17 15:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| To hide away and play the computer everyday until they time travel, and evolve into a potato Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road, and be questioned about it? | 2012-08-26 02:01:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| To get to the other side. Why is my baseball team playing so horribly? | 2012-08-26 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| what? what? | 2012-08-28 18:11:00 Author: Gavin  Posts: 338 |
Nothing... What is love? | 2012-08-28 22:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more why does it always rain on me? | 2012-08-29 17:38:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338 |
| Because... Baby, baby, baby ooh, Baby, baby, baby oooh... What do you think about Justin Bieber?  | 2012-08-29 20:37:00 Author: Silvantor  Posts: 141 |
| I think she's cool! Do you see what I did there? Does anyone have an extra sunscreen stick? | 2012-08-30 01:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yesterday I was in the toiled, making really big ..... It was so awesome feeling when I was empty, so awesome, that I fell out of the window, even though I havent been near the window. Hey! Man you talking back to me? | 2012-08-30 11:58:00 Author: Silvantor Posts: 141 |
| What does that even mean? Why is the Earth round? | 2012-08-30 15:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Its not round. Why did he asked two questions? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also, Linerider, its from song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZi5NaOZ2IY | 2012-08-30 16:09:00 Author: Silvantor Posts: 141 |
| Because I can. Duh. Who turned off the lights? | 2012-09-03 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Bob. Who is bob? @Silvinator I love The Offspring! | 2012-09-03 11:11:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| I dont know. Who is bob? @Joruto, then welcome to my group I made! | 2012-09-03 12:34:00 Author: Silvantor Posts: 141 |
| Bob is the first president of the United States of Canada Who are you? | 2012-09-03 17:39:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| A human. Why did you asked me this? | 2012-09-03 17:45:00 Author: Silvantor Posts: 141 |
| I didn't that other guy did.... Why does your grammar suck? | 2012-09-03 17:47:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| Because I wanted you to ask me this. Why most of my sacks suck? | 2012-09-03 17:53:00 Author: Silvantor Posts: 141 |
| Because you're...not...acting...humane...did I use that word correctly? I probably didn't. Why does Silvantor love Ratchet and Clank? | 2012-09-05 00:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because they have the RYNO(CERATOR) Why is the Concussion Gun less awesome than the RYNO(CERATOR)? | 2012-09-05 18:58:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| Because rhinos are awesome! ...oh, you said "RYNO".... Who, do you suppose, did *shows half-eaten pizza to the pizza delivery man* THIS?  | 2012-09-05 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Me. It was I! (Also the RYNO is a weapon in R&C it stands for "Rip Ya A New One") Why does cheese smell of cheese? | 2012-09-06 21:09:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| Because it makes pizza smell good. That and sauce... Can anyone think of a question for me to post? | 2012-09-06 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Your mom. Why is marijuana illegal if alcohol, nicotine and tobacco- all legal substances- kill more people each year? | 2012-09-08 20:09:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Because marijuana be in jail. How many galaxies are there in the multiverse we abide in? | 2012-09-09 15:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| one billion six trillion zillion and fifty. What are the last numbers of pi? PIE | 2012-09-10 12:12:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345 |
| Shinty six. Why do I make children cry in the street? | 2012-09-10 13:08:00 Author: Ironface  Posts: 432 |
| Because you're so emotional, even though you're an iron face. Quote from Spike, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic": Can you do that? Can you explode twice? | 2012-09-10 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I can explode thousand times if I press "retry" Why people scream on Roller Coasters? | 2012-09-11 00:13:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Because it goes so fast... Who hacked LBN? | 2012-09-11 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| MY MOM! What is the meaning... of life itself? | 2012-11-27 03:22:00 Author: Ryan86me  Posts: 1909 |
| God. To be, or not to be, that is the question. | 2012-12-10 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wat? @_@ Why are the stars so shiny? :3 | 2012-12-23 23:00:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| Because i polished them What is 10 to the 17th power? | 2013-01-05 17:58:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| Something even more powerful than Batman. What is our homework tonight, Mr. Jones? | 2013-01-05 18:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Space. How do I get to Aperture Science? | 2013-01-06 19:38:00 Author: Protoraptor  Posts: 960 |
| Space. How do I get to Aperture Science? Park in reverse while going forward. Where are you? | 2013-01-06 20:03:00 Author: DominationMags  Posts: 1840 |
| Where are you? Mars. When you multiply 5 by the third factor of 6, what multiple of the 3 times table do you get? | 2013-01-06 20:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| My brain hurts. Jackson Reynolds, please define "mitochondria". | 2013-01-06 21:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| A big headache, with gummy bears on top of it. What must you do when your Teacher is overparticular? | 2013-01-08 15:32:00 Author: Frenzie  Posts: 308 |
| Ask him to dumb up. If life gives you melons, does that mean you're dyslexic? | 2013-01-09 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No. Maybe. Yes. Nes. WAGH! Just hand over those melons first! Please define ''valetudinarian'' | 2013-01-09 10:58:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308 |
| Cake! Why is "A comment without smilies like a pizza without ketchup"?  | 2013-01-09 18:33:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| I don't put ketchup on my pizza, therefore 80% of my comments are perfectly useful. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? (If anyone gets that reference, they get a cookie. Not an actual cookie, that would be impossible. Probably a digital cookie or something. I don't know what that is. I'm working on it.) | 2013-01-09 21:08:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Pffff, we all know it's the ketchup on the pizza! :kz: Please Mrs. Jones, translate the greek word στοιχεῖον or stoicheion. | 2013-01-10 13:11:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308 |
| Pffff, we all know it's the ketchup on the pizza! You no haz digital cookie.  | 2013-01-10 16:32:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Beer! The answer is beer! Wait, was that even a question? NVM Beer! What is the abbreviation of Deoxyribonucleic acid? | 2013-01-11 11:49:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308 |
| Unfortunately for Frenzie - I don't know anything. What do we use carbon disulfide for? | 2013-01-11 12:23:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432 |
| Painting aglets. Space? | 2013-01-11 16:30:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Y u gimme space! U mak me mad, me sad nao, Im rlly ngry to yo rite nao! Ima gunna troll ye! What is the square root of 156? | 2013-01-11 21:16:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308 |
| Silly Frenzie, numbers don't have roots, like plants! Where is Wheatley? | 2013-01-12 10:06:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Wheatley is in a box of breakfast cereal. Why are zombies so popular these days? | 2013-01-12 14:16:00 Author: Phalaina  Posts: 181 |
| Jersey Shore. what is absolute zero? | 2013-01-12 14:21:00 Author: flamingemu  Posts: 1872 |
| CHEESE But is there anything to gain from this...? Is there anyting to FEEL from this...? AnyTING? | 2013-01-12 14:21:00 Author: CirkuzFr3ek  Posts: 194 |
| Of course, we gain cheese and we feel the cookies thrown at us... Ouch my eye! Can you respond to this question in a smart way? | 2013-01-12 16:00:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308 |
| If I knew what a "smart way" was, then maybe I could get in it to respond. Why did the Mayan calendar end in 2012? | 2013-01-14 23:38:00 Author: Remy  Posts: 252 |
| The Negativitron? Doctor Who? | 2013-01-15 07:51:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Doctor, Why? Why are porcelain plates so fragile? | 2013-01-16 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| They're just emotional. Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? | 2013-01-17 03:34:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252 |
| I think your voice circuit is broken. Fez? | 2013-01-18 07:41:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Minecraft. If life could be counted, what would be the resulting numeral? | 2013-01-22 05:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| π Was Neil Armstrong's moon landing real? | 2013-01-22 16:33:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252 |
| Nah, and neither was his death. He faked death, pulled a reverse Micheal Jackson, changed his name to Barack, went back in time to 2008, and became President of the United States. Duh. What is the meaning of life itself? | 2013-01-22 23:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| The ultimate goal and meaning of life is... TO PEW PEW DEM BADSIES! Which is the greek character that is used to represent density? | 2013-01-27 09:36:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308 |
| "ζ" because it's almost like an upside down "?" representing the fact that you're sooooo dense (i.e. stoopid) unlike me. Are we there yet? | 2013-01-27 22:29:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252 |
| Teh moon is a faraway place in space soooooooo at light speed we'll b there at like 20,000 years. So um not yet but we be there soon. Is this life a life worth living, or is death our only redemption? | 2013-01-28 00:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| I don't want to die. I won't have any cookies! What is the latin name for a platypus? | 2013-01-28 07:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Notagoose How does the body turn carbs into sugar? | 2013-01-28 18:56:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252 |
| What's a carb? Actually, what's a sugar? | 2013-01-28 21:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| What ma imaginary (erm... totally real) girlfriend calls me. duh If "ain't" is now a real word (which it actually is, look it up), then is there really any point to living anymore? | 2013-01-28 23:05:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| Yes. We gotta develop a time machine to go back and correct that. I propose either a police box or an exotic car. What is the biggest question ever? | 2013-02-02 04:56:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110 |
| What's up?? How can the body heal itself from some things but not others? | 2013-02-02 11:03:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252 |
| Because the clothes radiate a healing aura and when you're hurt in a part not covered by clothes, they are not healed. What effect is Gatecrash going to have on meta-gaming? | 2013-02-02 20:17:00 Author: FreeAim  Posts: 2462 |
| It's going to have absolutely no effect whatsoever. What is the moon made of? | 2013-02-03 01:44:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Conversion Gel. Why am I so obsessed with Portal? | 2013-02-03 20:12:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Because you are a portal. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? | 2013-02-03 20:40:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| The size of alien pants How hot is the sun? | 2013-02-04 04:33:00 Author: SuperROBO1  Posts: 358 |
| colder than the ice cubes in my computer. Why is it that this is an LBP forum, yet we barely talk about LBP? | 2013-02-07 23:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| Because we just don't want to talk about Little Boring People. Why is notebook paper white if it comes from a tree? | 2013-02-10 05:57:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252 |
| Cuz trees aren't black. If paradoxes are infinite... is infinity an attainable concept? | 2013-02-11 03:45:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| Cream Corn. Why does e=mc2 | 2013-02-11 04:29:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358 |
| *goes to insert smart answer, has to restrain self* Because of science. Where is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch? | 2013-02-11 20:24:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| In my pants. What happened to Wheatley at the end of the Portal 2 story mode? | 2013-02-11 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm in space. Why did L1N3R1D3R say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch was in his pants when it's actually in Wales? | 2013-02-12 08:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| I thought it was in my pants... What is the log base 7 of 343? | 2013-02-12 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| 69. What is the difference between life and death? | 2013-02-13 02:29:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| I can't live in death. How do you make a Neapolitan ice cream cake? | 2013-02-13 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Stuff strawberries and chocolate syrup and vanilla extract in bread stuff and bake it. Then, use science. How do you change your fate? | 2013-02-17 04:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| You go left instead of right. What is -5(78)x-32+1=-31? | 2013-02-21 22:50:00 Author: qwerty123456  Posts: 309 |
| 69. Will the PS4 be worth it? | 2013-02-21 23:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| I dunno, man... It looks kinda cool. How do you react to me reviving a forum game? | 2015-11-05 05:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| lol idc whatevs u kno. Who would win in a fight between a group of astronauts and a group of cavemen? | 2015-11-05 15:48:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Me 15 is the same as 5, right? | 2015-11-05 16:02:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| yep, totes. Did Sir monacle just indirectly call himself dumb? | 2015-11-05 21:55:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Yeah, duh. You dumb? If x^2 + y^2 = 25, what is dy/dx in terms of x and y? | 2015-11-05 23:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| X and Y would both be 3.5 and with cheese slapped on it. What is Freeaim's secret plan to take over the world with an over complicated plan? | 2015-11-06 02:54:00 Author: thaia2013  Posts: 111 |
| Doesn't he want to kiss someone or something like that?... Is it sad that I like math more than any other subject? | 2015-11-06 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know, but it's obvious that the numbers were the only things you paid attention to in the math class, bruh! *French kisses study-buddy* What is the fucntion of mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell? | 2015-11-06 14:59:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I don't know, I can't see it. Why do some people like vastly different types of songs than others? | 2015-11-06 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Elementary, my dear watsin. How do you cliff-dive? | 2015-11-07 07:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Try for yourself, just jump off that cliff. I'm sorry for possibly sounding mean. Will you please forgive me? | 2015-11-07 15:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No. Never. Have this cheese instead. How do I escape from prison? | 2015-11-07 16:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Just punch everyone, hopefully it will work. If you know the length of two sides of a triangle and the measure of the angle between them, how can you find the length of the third side? | 2015-11-07 17:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Go on google. ? | 2015-11-07 19:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| . What happens when Sir monacle doesn't post a smart question? | 2015-11-07 22:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Dude, that's too many words for one sentence. What is the definition of a TV-trope? | 2015-11-08 00:02:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| It's a trope for TV. What is the meaning of life? | 2015-11-08 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Happiness :-D *Selfie* Does a corporate employee have an impact on the corporation, or does the corporation's influence bypass their individuality? | 2015-11-08 00:30:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I think we should do whatever we want, you know... If you were me, what questions would you be asking? | 2015-11-08 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oooh! Oooh! That one! That one! What is computational thinking? Computers can be used to help us solve problems. However, before a problem can be tackled, the problem itself and the ways in which it could be solved need to be understood. Computational thinking allows us to do this. Computational thinking allows us to take a complex problem, understand what the problem is and develop possible solutions. We can then present these solutions in a way that a computer, a human, or both, can understand. The four cornerstones of computational thinking There are four key techniques (cornerstones) to computational thinking: decomposition - breaking down a complex problem or system into smaller, more manageable parts pattern recognition – looking for similarities among and within problems abstraction – focusing on the important information only, ignoring irrelevant detail algorithms - developing a step-by-step solution to the problem, or the rules to follow to solve the problem Each cornerstone is as important as the others. They are like legs on a table - if one leg is missing, the table will probably collapse. Correctly applying all four techniques will help when programming a computer? | 2015-11-08 08:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Too many words, not enough time... Is it strange that in the end, the atoms we're made of will just be recycled into the universe? | 2015-11-08 15:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, what's strange is that you're asking me this. Am I real? Is anything real!? | 2015-11-08 16:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yeah, I mean, why not. To be or not to be? | 2015-11-08 18:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Both. This. Is. Sparta!? | 2015-11-08 18:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, this is Patrick. Can you graph y=x^3+2x^2-3x+4? | 2015-11-09 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, i'm not a giraffe. -_- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDktSPmVjlQ | 2015-11-09 11:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| *insert Spongebob laugh* Is this an intelligible question? | 2015-11-09 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, wait, no? Yes? No? Yes? Yes.... YES! ....Wait, no. What should i ask? | 2015-11-10 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Something smart, probs. Is it possible to reverse the polarity of a neutron-flow? | 2015-11-10 15:26:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| What happened to that neutron show? I dunno, canceled it, probably. Reducing crime levels can be helped by: designing areas and houses to make it more difficult for crimes to be committed adding warnings and alarms so that people are more aware of when crimes are being committed tracking goods and people after a crime has been committed Methods used when designing out crime in housing estates are: Cul-de-sacs - to make it easy to notice someone who is not supposed to be there. Open spaces in public areas and footpaths - to allow everyone to keep an eye on suspicious behaviour. It is better to avoid having covered areas such as underpasses. Building houses looking out over the public areas - to increase the amount of defensible space. Example of features in a Designed out neighbourhood Target hardening of existing buildings and areas is another way to help reduce crime. This means that someone might add locks to their windows. A building might have high fences built around it, warning signs added or CCTV installed? | 2015-11-10 18:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| All I know is that your house isn't armed, and I'm robbing it. Does anyone have any information regarding the upcoming patch for Super Smash Brothers for the Wii U and 3DS? | 2015-11-11 02:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Haha, yeah... nope! How does one calculate morality? | 2015-11-11 11:52:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Errrrr..... http://www.online-calculator.com/full-screen-calculator/ It's a me? | 2015-11-11 12:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Mario Chalmers. Quickly! What is the passcode for the bomb? | 2015-11-11 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
Cut the red wire.  After the bomb blew up, do you feel bad? | 2015-11-12 02:24:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| Uh...can't feel nu'n when you're dead, righ... Thaia, what is that atrocious smell? | 2015-11-12 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The smell is... coming from you. Now here is a smart question: Do or try? | 2015-11-12 04:46:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| Uh.... Uhhhhhh.... 24? This. Statement. Is. False!? | 2015-11-12 11:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I don't know man. I guess? Probably? I kind of don't care. When nothing that we do matters, what does? | 2015-11-12 16:53:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Pizza, hot chocolate and cake. Lots and lots of cake. Is this a question? | 2015-11-12 17:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No, but this is. Of what are marshmallows truly made? | 2015-11-13 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| MAGIC. How do you make the best tasting peanut butter jelly sandvich? | 2015-11-13 04:09:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| Mlg quicksc0p3 dat sandwich!!!!!111!!1!1!!11! Why am I here? | 2015-11-13 06:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Because you have a computer. If F(x)=f(g(x)), then what is F '(x)? | 2015-11-13 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Effects. Do you wish to die as a hero or live long enough to yourself become a villain? | 2015-11-13 15:03:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| Uhhh.... Uhhh... If I die.... I won't be able to feel the glory... If i'm a villain; no one will like me. Hmmm.... Death, but being liked, or life and be hated... And be feared... And I get to rule the world... Heh Heh, Heh Heh. Ahahahahahahhaha. Muhahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa aaaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I have a question? | 2015-11-13 19:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yup. You guys know that this is "smart question, dumb answer", right? | 2015-11-14 23:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Huh? What? Really? I- I need a time to..... Think.... is this smart enough? | 2015-11-15 07:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| NO! If you know two sides and the angle between them, how can you calculate the third side? | 2015-11-15 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh... *shrugs* I have a question? | 2015-11-16 06:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sure...maybe. If I have five apples in one hand and six in the other, what do I have? | 2015-11-16 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Really big hands. Why is it difficult to identify the social constructs that determine our ways of living? | 2015-11-16 14:26:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Uhh.... Try google? If you were in a box inside a bag inside your head, what am I talking about? | 2015-11-16 18:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Something smart, probably? When does a limitation become and advantage? | 2015-11-17 12:09:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Never. Why do I need a helmet? | 2015-11-17 18:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Because it's uncomfortable. Say you have a variable x. If you square it and then take the square root of the result, will it equal x or something else? | 2015-11-18 03:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It's x. Even an idiot would know that. Truth of consequences? | 2015-11-18 14:32:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Hmmm.... I choose... Dare! If you were a professor where would you go? | 2015-11-19 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| In my classroom. Why would a chicken have the ethics to traverse a road? | 2015-11-20 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| To get to the other side! Is there a downside to applying monadology into common philosophy? | 2015-11-21 00:54:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Uh, what's "monadololololology"? Do you expect me to talk? | 2015-11-21 01:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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