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Crash the system/ Save the system!

Archive: 1444 posts

I make the system some cookies.

372		2016-01-31 20:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I give a virus a poisonous cookie and it dies.

373		2016-02-01 07:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I "accidentally" give the virus medicine he didn't need.

374		2016-02-01 14:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Level up.

375		2016-02-01 21:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I give the system some homemade spaghetti.

376		2016-02-01 23:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I eat the 'home-made" spaghetti.

375		2016-02-02 06:43:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I beat the virus in an old retro game.

376		2016-02-02 11:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I upgrade the old retro game into a glorious modern game.

377		2016-02-03 02:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I resurrect a dead pixel.

378		2016-02-03 11:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I improve the resolution of the monitor.

379		2016-02-05 04:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I improve the soundz.

380		2016-02-08 17:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I attach a 2 TB external hard drive.

381		2016-02-10 04:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system cannot be used by a toddler.

382		2016-02-10 09:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Upgrades mouse to gaming mouse.

383		2016-02-10 14:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The keyboard is improved so you will never make a grammar mistake ever again when a little option is in use.

384		2016-02-11 10:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The keyboard has a pull-out touch pad.

385		2016-02-11 22:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system cleans itself.

386		2016-02-12 08:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has a cute little coat and hat on.

387		2016-02-13 01:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system gets overheated because of that.

386		2016-02-14 21:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system gets a coolant upgrade

387
[hoping that hasn't been posted yet]		2016-02-14 21:59:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813

The system gets sunglasses and it's even cooler.

388		2016-02-14 22:08:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I give the system some re-energizing Gatorade.

389		2016-02-15 16:27:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system's journey is over soon and it pumped itself up.

390		2016-02-16 14:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The computer now has the most intuitive system of managing multiple tabs.

391		2016-02-16 22:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is immune to almost every virus on the internet.

392		2016-02-17 00:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Gives the system a new, snazzy paint job.

393		2016-02-17 04:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

In which page is system's journey now?

http://kardsunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Turn-to-page-394.gif

394

I've waited so long for this.		2016-02-17 09:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Google, when did the Byzantine period start?

395		2016-02-17 13:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

How far away are you from crashing?

396		2016-02-17 21:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Replaces the dusty fan.

397		2016-02-17 22:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is reaching its final form.

398		2016-02-19 09:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

It's approaching levels uncharted before!

399		2016-02-19 13:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is in its final form and can not be crashed anymore.

400		2016-02-25 09:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Oh yeah, the system is saved! ...I guess we start again? I don't know...

200		2016-02-25 13:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whatever.

199		2016-02-25 14:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Sure, I guess the fan stopped working or something.

198		2016-02-25 22:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Woah, Things have gotten dull, huh?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeDiL3SokY8

I try to turn on the system.
199		2016-02-27 08:22:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Downgrade the system to Windows 1985

198		2016-02-27 09:56:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813

Bashes the system with a hammer.

197		2016-02-27 17:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

This foul system ruined my evening so I kick it.

196		2016-02-28 20:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Puts a mini chocolate bar into the USB slot.

195		2016-02-29 13:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system* ruined my second evening so I punch it.

194		2016-03-01 09:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Puts a cookie into the disc drive.

193		2016-03-01 22:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I tell a joke but the system gets offended.

192		2016-03-02 08:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I put a pencil into the headphone jack.

191		2016-03-02 14:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I have an opinion but the system disagrees with it.

190		2016-03-03 10:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I purposefully put dust into its fan.

189		2016-03-03 22:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I say we eat steak today, but the system is vegetarian and wants to sue me.

188		2016-03-04 10:17:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has terrible memory.

187		2016-03-04 14:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system believes bias news-reporters.

186		2016-03-06 17:29:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813

The system insults everyone on the internet without shame.

185		2016-03-06 18:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I put toothpicks into the DVI drive.

184		2016-03-06 19:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System knows the password for the wifi but won't tell it to anyone.

183		2016-03-06 22:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is too outdated to open an internet browser.

182		2016-03-06 23:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is too outdated to open an internet browser.

184

182*

The system is full of viruses.

181		2016-03-07 08:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System still hasn't upgraded past Windows XP.

180		2016-03-07 22:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System freezes whenever you play a game.

179		2016-03-08 11:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System freezes whenever you turn it on.

178		2016-03-08 14:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System freezes whenever it feels like it.

177		2016-03-08 20:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System freezes even when you turn the radiator on.

176		2016-03-09 00:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System melts from the inside when you try to load anything from the Internet.

175		2016-03-09 15:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System self-destructs whenever it touches oxygen.

174		2016-03-09 22:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System insults you whenever you do something wrong.

173		2016-03-10 12:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System punches you in the face when you press the power button.

172		2016-03-11 03:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Systems kicks you whenever you press Alt F4.

171		2016-03-11 05:30:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System crushed you whenever you press any button or move the mouse.

170		2016-03-11 14:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System crushed you whenever you press any button or move the mouse.

172

170*

System makes L1N3R1D3R type wrong numbers.

169		2016-03-13 20:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System is inconsistent at subtracting 1. 8D

168		2016-03-14 14:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I find system's lack of faith disturbing.

167		2016-03-14 16:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds your meme disturbing.

166		2016-03-15 00:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds your post disturbing.

165		2016-03-15 07:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds you disturbing.

164		2016-03-15 22:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds human race disturbing.

163		2016-03-16 06:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds itself disturbing.

162		2016-03-16 13:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds everything disturbing.

161		2016-03-17 09:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system disturbs everything finding.

160		2016-03-18 04:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The disturbs everything finding system.

159		2016-03-20 21:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Finder systems 158 the everything.

disturb		2016-03-21 04:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Everything 157 finders system disturb.

the		2016-03-22 10:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds our current streak disturbing.

156		2016-03-22 16:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds your combo breaker disturbing.

155		2016-03-22 22:37:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds the "I find your lack of faith disturbing" trend and other similar trends disturbing.

154		2016-03-22 23:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds all trends disturbing.

153		2016-03-23 09:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I switch the inputs of the entire keyboard. 8D

152		2016-03-23 16:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds your switch disturbing.

151		2016-03-24 07:37:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds a virus but doesn't have a means to protect it.2016-03-24 16:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds your lack of number disturbing.

149		2016-03-29 05:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds my lack of attention disturbing.

148		2016-03-30 03:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds the lack of players disturbing.

147		2016-03-30 17:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The players find the system disturbing.

146		2016-03-31 03:11:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds the word "disturbing" disturbing.

145		2016-03-31 10:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I "kick the bucket".

146		2016-04-01 07:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system finds any attempts at fixing through harmful means disturbing.

145		2016-04-01 14:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds kicking the bucket disturbing.

144		2016-04-03 18:39:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds being disturbing disturbing.

143		2016-04-03 19:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds the meaning of life disturbing.

142		2016-04-03 22:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system disturbs the meaning of life.

141		2016-04-04 01:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The meaning of life disturbs the system.

140		2016-04-04 07:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds TenebrisNemo saying the same thing he said before (albeit active, not passive) disturbing.

139		2016-04-04 14:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds L1N3R1D3R disturbing for mentioning my name.

138		2016-04-05 06:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds TenebrisNemo's higher activity than L1N3R1D3R disturbing.

137		2016-04-05 14:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds everyone's activity disturbing.

136		2016-04-05 15:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds atoms disturbing.

135		2016-04-06 04:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds everyone's inactivity disturbing.

134		2016-04-06 05:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds your repetition disturbing.

133		2016-04-06 13:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds the repetitive words you use every year disturbing.

132		2016-04-07 11:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds its own downgrades disturbing, but it can't do anything about it.

131		2016-04-08 01:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is frustrated for not being as glorious as the previous system.

130		2016-04-08 08:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I bash the system with a hammer, just 'cause. :hero:

129		2016-04-08 16:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I bash the system with a rock, because I can. 8)

128		2016-04-10 13:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I drop the system into the river, because why not? :swoop:

127		2016-04-10 20:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I stab the system with a knife, 'cause I'm too cool for stool. :bigToggle:2016-04-10 22:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I shove TenebrisNemo into the system for forgetting to put in a number.

5^3		2016-04-11 13:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I shove my past self into the system for forgetting to put in a number.

124		2016-04-13 06:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The calculator stops working.

122 123 		2016-04-13 14:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System almost died because of that joke.

122		2016-04-15 08:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System melted by jet fuel.

121		2016-04-17 00:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System didn't do it.

120		2016-04-18 06:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System succumbed to Donald Trump.

119		2016-04-18 14:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System let its dreams be dreams.*

118		2016-04-18 15:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqM7zrgCLI

117		2016-04-18 21:08:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

System leaves things to the tomorrow.

116		2016-04-18 21:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pCW0bd-gH0

117		2016-04-18 21:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

System finds any possible upgrades by Sir monacle disturbing.

116		2016-04-19 00:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System just didn't do it. It didn't make its dreams come true.

115		2016-04-19 05:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System metamorphoses into Shia LaBeouf.

114		2016-04-20 03:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system dreams of success and will never wake up and work hard on it.

113		2016-04-20 06:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I turn on the computer to test my late- Windows updates the computer.


114		2016-04-20 08:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

System thinks saving it is possible.

113		2016-04-20 12:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System downgrades to version Nihil.ist.

112		2016-04-20 23:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System gets to the point where everyone else would quit and it will quit there as well.

111		2016-04-21 05:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Stuffs the end of the power cord into cake batter. 8)

110		2016-04-22 03:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System will forever wait for it because it's a coward.

109		2016-04-22 06:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System can no longer subtract. Luckily it can divide by 109 and multiply by 108. 8D

108		2016-04-23 18:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System just can't.

107		2016-04-23 21:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is so white girl that it can't even.

106		2016-04-24 00:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system starts over even though it's tired of it.

105		2016-04-24 14:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system thinks that TenebrisNemo's lollipop is a CD.

104		2016-04-24 21:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system will always give up.

103		2016-04-25 05:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system thinks my sled is a floppy drive. The system is old enough to use sloppy drives in the first place.

102		2016-04-26 03:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I sit on top of the machine and then question my very being.


101		2016-04-26 10:08:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system refuses to have nice numbers on the screen.

101 minus 1		2016-04-26 22:27:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system refuses to be fair & square.

58 + 41		2016-04-27 11:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I punch the computer until it tells me the answer to your equations.


99 + 1 - 2 = 98 = true		2016-04-27 11:43:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

System's calculator slowly loses its functions.

33 * 3 - 2		2016-04-27 14:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOG8aCb61b8

Happy now?

96		2016-04-28 13:41:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system's disk drive is glued shut with caramel. 8)

95		2016-04-28 14:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has a glitch which copies other users.

94		2016-04-29 08:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I thought the USB drive was a perfect place to slot a wafer cookie.

93		2016-04-29 14:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I put you two into a pen to stop you two from destroying the machine.


94		2016-04-30 07:58:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system finds the lack of gate on the pen disturbing. 8D

93		2016-04-30 21:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds the lack of users disturbing.

92		2016-05-02 05:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds the disturbances rather disturbing...

91		2016-05-02 07:08:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system finds disturbing numbers disturbing.

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1		2016-05-02 12:47:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds everything except binary confusing.

1011001		2016-05-02 14:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System finds two infinities in wrong angle disturbing.

88		2016-05-02 21:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

System downvotes every YouTube comment.

88 (-1)		2016-05-03 04:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

System downvotes every YouTube video.

88 (-2)		2016-05-03 05:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I pushed the buttons.

85		2016-05-03 08:18:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Pushing the system's buttons leads to cancer.

84		2016-05-03 11:08:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system didn't cure, but in fact caused cancer.2016-05-04 04:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

^-- 83

The system deletes texts and makes everything invisible.

82		2016-05-04 08:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I crash my car into the system.


81		2016-05-04 13:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, but unfortunately the system is the one thing I run into.

80		2016-05-04 22:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjj9newZBp0

79		2016-05-07 07:41:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Inverts the colors. 8D

78		2016-05-08 03:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Blue screen of death.

77		2016-05-08 10:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Changes the background to TenebrisNemo's (normal) signature. 8)

76		2016-05-09 04:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I lower the numbers further.


75		2016-05-09 07:09:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I download a terrible scam from the internet.

74		2016-05-09 13:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I am the internet.


73		2016-05-10 06:32:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Changes the background to L1N3R1D3R's (normal) signature. 8D

72		2016-05-10 10:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds Nemo's lack of originality disturbing.

71		2016-05-12 04:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds L1N3's lack of originality disturbing.

70		2016-05-12 08:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

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71		2016-05-12 15:34:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Ctrl Alt Del - Delete My Computer.

70		2016-05-12 16:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

def update_display():
print("Your score: " + str(score))
time.sleep(1)
print("High score: " + str(high_score))
time.sleep(1)
print("Lives remaining: " + str(lives))
time.sleep(1)

# End of level
update_display()

# Lose a life
update_display()

# New high score
update_display()

# Game over
update_display()

71		2016-05-12 18:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system finds Sir monacle's attempts to save it disturbing.

70		2016-05-12 19:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Sonic.exe has crashed your system, sorry.

69		2016-05-13 01:22:00

Author:
gurren009
Posts: 2592

The system has not crashed, but it's going to. That's why it spend a night at bar and got super drunk.

68		2016-05-13 05:25:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

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69		2016-05-13 07:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir monacle kicks the system and spits on it then he wonders why the system is angry at him.

68		2016-05-13 09:30:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I replace the words 'Sir monacle' with 'TenebrisNemo'.


67		2016-05-14 06:12:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I replace every single image with Sir monacle's avatar. 8D

66		2016-05-14 17:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I decide to be good among all these troublemakers(looking at you TenebrisNemo, Sir Monacle, and L1N3R1D3R ) and hire a random guy to fix the system


67		2016-05-15 14:30:00

Author:
gurren009
Posts: 2592

The system gets cancer from the random guy because he lived in a sewer. :arg:

66		2016-05-15 19:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system gets Wombo Combo'ed.

65		2016-05-15 22:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I replace the system's hardrive with one from the 1980s xD

64		2016-05-16 02:52:00

Author:
gurren009
Posts: 2592

I replace the processing chip with one from a Gameboy. 8)

63		2016-05-16 03:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I replace the screen with one from them iPhones. :hero:

62		2016-05-16 08:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I replace the mouse and keyboard with an NES controller.

61		2016-05-18 02:17:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I replace the stereos with old button earphones.

60		2016-05-18 15:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I replace the USB port with another headphone jack.

59		2016-05-19 04:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I replace the cooling system with sunglasses.

58		2016-05-19 16:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I replace the hardive with 1 from the 1890s xd rofl! xdddddd!


57		2016-05-19 18:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I replace the mouse with a rat.

56		2016-05-19 20:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well then, I replace the keyboard with a piano.

55		2016-05-20 04:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I replace the user with the system.

54		2016-05-20 08:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I replace the correct word sensor with the incorrect word sensor in spell check.

53		2016-05-20 23:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I... I erm... Do something.


52		2016-05-21 11:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The system tries to confuse the users.

51		2016-05-21 18:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

50

The system has no idea anymore.		2016-05-21 19:16:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is now irritating everyone.

49		2016-05-22 09:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN S

48		2016-05-22 22:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whenever you start the system you have to watch 1 hour long video of all the political hairstyles through history.

47		2016-05-23 05:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

whenever you start the system you have to watch a slow-run of Skyrim

46		2016-05-23 14:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whenever you start the system you see all the letters in the font of the system for the rest of the day system.

45		2016-05-23 18:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system likes repeating the the last word of the last line at at the beginning of of the next.

44		2016-05-23 23:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is tripping all over.

43		2016-05-24 01:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system likes the colors a bit too much.

42		2016-05-25 02:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system thinks it's unique and special.

41		2016-05-25 09:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system finds anything but normal text disturbing.

40		2016-05-25 14:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system finds the word "normal" disturbing.

39		2016-05-25 21:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system has to resort to using pictures.

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Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system is a nightmare to other systems.

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Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system confuses me by continually giving me and taking from me the Bronze Activity Award.

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Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system constantly overheats when things start to get interesting.

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Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I did it.

10		2016-06-14 00:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system failed to destroy our minds with pictures.

9		2016-06-14 02:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I seal the fan, so the system overheats.

8		2016-06-14 17:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system hears the nuclear blast countdown.

7		2016-06-15 04:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system is about to launch off into space...whenever Nemo decided to post here again.

6		2016-06-15 17:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system has a family dinner.

5		2016-06-16 05:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system disapproves of Nemo forgetting to start the countdown.

4		2016-06-16 17:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The system forgot to save the progress before its demise.

3		2016-06-17 21:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The system disapproves of the only even prime number (and the lowest prime number, too).

2		2016-06-17 22:05:00

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