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Corrupt Wishes

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Granted. Your wish corruptions now make you look like an 8 year old girl.

I wish for my very own life sized, fully functioning Wall-E to clear up after me.
Granted but then the Wall-E invites all his mates over which fills the house with dirt. This then leads to worms invading and killing the Wall-Es by filling their internal system with slime. The technology from the robots gets into the worms' organs which causes them to mutate and spew lethal acid from their mouths.

They then try to kill you, but miss and the acid burns the floor beneath your feet. You fall into an underground sewer where the mutation has carried on to other members of the invetebrate family... Now, perhaps unfortunately, that exact day a group of thugs were stealing a batch of rare, poisonous snakes from the local zoo to make some money.

The thugs were armed and had to retreat to the sewers for a quick escape. You turn a corner and encounter them. Panicked and confused; the thugs point their guns at you but all of a sudden something suddenly happens. The stolen snakes (who were being kept in metal boxes) start to bang on the sides of the steel walls.

You realise they're mutating. The thugs watch the boxes with horror and the people carrying them flee in fear. They spew the lethal acid like the worms did earlier that day; melting the steel boxes. The mutate snakes melt all the thugs who hadn't already fled then they disintegrate the floor beneath your feet (seriously, mutated animals need to play more CoD4) which leads to a time paradox.

The time paradox leads to the video game world meeting the real world. You realise Sackboy is there and gives you a big hug in an effort to console you! You start to think things are gonna be fine; but you totally forgot about the mutated snakes. But no fear, Solid Snake is here! He can speak to snakes (one of a couple of undiscovered perks of having "Snake" as your codename) and orders them to leave you alone. They obey.

Everything is perfect... until Bowser shows up. He summons Bullet Bill and it plummets into your forehead whilst YouTube - boom headshot guy screams BOOM HEADSHOT continuously.

I wish I had chocolate.		2008-09-08 15:09:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but it is from Wonka and every time you take a bite the ompa lumpas sing a song, I honestly don't how to spell there name but you get the drift.

I wish I knew how to spell		2008-09-08 15:54:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted but it is from Wonka and every time you take a bite the ompa lumpas sing a song, I honestly don't how to spell there name but you get the drift.

I wish I knew how to spell

granted but every time someone spells something wrong u go mad and then everybody hates u and they pay guys to kill u. i wish i had infinte uncouruptable wishes.		2008-09-08 16:32:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted, but peoplle still tried to courup those wishes and thier brain started melting and they went radioactive and you were the only conscience human left on earth so no LBP (well there would be but know one to play with...but no power from powerstations so no LBP anyway (well maybe for a bit before the power goes out))

I wish I was a real sackboy		2008-09-08 18:54:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted but when it's hot you disintegrate into fluff.

I wish a SackBoy would speak to me on msn T_T		2008-09-08 19:00:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but he only spoke about alex evans all the time not LBP JUST alex evans and he got mad when you spoke about LBP

I wish i could be the first person to buy LBP and play it when it comes out		2008-09-08 19:03:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted, but you don't like it and never play it again in your life.

I wish everyone was just born clever and school never existed -_-		2008-09-08 19:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you don't like it and never play it again in your life.

I wish everyone was just born clever and school never existed -_-

Granted. Everyone will be exactly the same. You will never be more accomplished than anyone.

I wish I worked for MM on the LBP team.		2008-09-08 19:17:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Granted but you are just errand boy and you go get them drinks and food. And never get to see anything about the game.

I wish I was part of the Men in Black		2008-09-08 19:52:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, turns out instead you join the funeral gang Men in Black

I wish school wasn't hell		2008-09-08 23:22:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

granted. Its worse.

I wish that I was an invincible super hero that always does the right thing.		2008-09-08 23:26:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Granted, Too bad nobody likes you

I wish I was a mod for this site		2008-09-08 23:28:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

granted. But only when you are offline.

I wish I was an iams cat.		2008-09-08 23:31:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

granted but iams goes out of buisness

I wish school started later		2008-09-08 23:33:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246

Granted it starts the day after LBP comes out so we have no time to play it

I wish LBP comes out tommorow		2008-09-08 23:35:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but it's a rushed port, even though it wouldn't be a port at all, and is sloppilly made.

I wish I have a thousand peanuts, so I could use them to attack George Washington.		2008-09-08 23:49:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted. You sleep through launch and it is sold out everywhere.

I wish that my levels will be at the top of the leaderboards.		2008-09-08 23:52:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

granted, but they strain credibility and MM claims them as their own levels and charge for them

I wish I coudn't die		2008-09-09 00:26:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081

granted, but they strain credibility and MM claims them as their own levels and charge for them

I wish I coudn't die

Granted but everyone else dies

I wish i could get my laptop already		2008-09-09 01:49:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246

Granted, but the battery runs out and the charger breaks which causes a pime taradox.

I wish I hadn't fission mailed =(		2008-09-09 09:01:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but through a series of complicated twists and events (involving three defections, a one legged dog and a coup d??tat) you end up failing your mission instead.

I wish I knew what a coup d??tat was		2008-09-09 11:39:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

Granted, but through a series of complicated twists and events (involving three defections, a one legged dog and a coup d??tat) you end up failing your mission instead.

I wish I knew what a coup d??tat was

granted but the second u find out u die. i wish this is corupted in a way that makes my life rule.		2008-09-09 11:42:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted, but in granting this wish I have already corrupted it (as your wish was to corrupt the wish) so you get no witty comment.


I wish I had a pair of blue socks		2008-09-09 12:22:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

Granted, but the blue socks eat your toes.

I wish someone would read my post in this thread that was on the page before...		2008-09-09 12:29:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted I read it and found out how to rule the world and so now I shall send you to Hulk Island, LOL

I wish the 49ers won the superbowl this year		2008-09-09 14:50:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted I read it and found out how to rule the world and so now I shall send you to Hulk Island, LOL

I wish the 49ers won the superbowl this year

granted bu they never win again. i wish for little big planet.		2008-09-09 19:58:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted bu they never win again. i wish for little big planet.

Granted, but after one day of playing you get banned for legal reasons.

I wish that October the 1st will come sooner.		2008-09-09 20:03:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Granted, but after one day of playing you get banned for legal reasons.

I wish that October the 1st will come sooner.

granted but after october first time goes slow until lbp is released. i wish for far cry 2.		2008-09-09 20:08:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted but far cry 2 ends up sucking and you are sad

I wish I had another 1,000 points for Elite		2008-09-09 20:40:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

granted but far cry 2 ends up sucking and you are sad

I wish I had another 1,000 points for Elite

granted but you spend the points on stickers. i wish i that i had my new T.V. already.		2008-09-09 21:09:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted but it's defective and the comapny goes out of buisness


I wish i had an orange shirt		2008-09-09 21:12:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246

granted but it's defective and the comapny goes out of buisness


I wish i had an orange shirt

granted but someone steals it. i wish for 2 euro.		2008-09-09 21:16:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted but someone steals it. i wish for 2 euro.

Granted, it's counterfeit and you are jailed for life.

I wish I was funny and that everyone liked me.		2008-09-09 21:34:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Granted, it's counterfeit and you are jailed for life.

I wish I was funny and that everyone liked me.

granted but everyone laughs when u say anything even if it is not a joke. then u learn a guy is about to nuke the world but everyone only laughs when u say it and the world is destroyed. i wish for popcorn.		2008-09-09 21:39:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but you choke on a kernal

I wish for a good video game movie		2008-09-09 21:58:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted but you choke on a kernal

I wish for a good video game movie

granted but u never see it. i wish i get rich		2008-09-09 22:01:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted. But you are banned from buying anything because its unfair.

I wish I was good looking. or at least fitter than I am now.		2008-09-09 22:23:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Granted. But you are banned from buying anything because its unfair.

I wish I was good looking. or at least fitter than I am now.

granted but everyone gets jeasous of u and make a mob who kill u. i wish global warming stops.		2008-09-09 22:27:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted. No one uses aeroplanes, cars or electricity and we cant play lbp.

I wish my new thread about a forum game to make a level was more popular...		2008-09-09 23:05:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

granted. No one uses aeroplanes, cars or electricity and we cant play lbp.

I wish my new thread about a forum game to make a level was more popular...

granted it is so popular this thread dies. i wish this thread never dies. also the fourm game u made is great		2008-09-09 23:11:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

The thread never dies but you continue to hold every second post

I wish for the poor sackboy who grabbed onto the cheetah to be ok 		2008-09-10 00:57:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

The thread never dies but you continue to hold every second post

I wish for the poor sackboy who grabbed onto the cheetah to be ok

Granted, but the cheetah was injured during the making of the game and MM is sued for animal cruelty.

I wish the Space level of Spore wasn't so darn hard.		2008-09-10 01:10:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

Granted, now the Bacteria stage is super hard, so it's impossible to get ANYWHERE in the game.

I wish my peanut had laser vision and killed me and five billion others.		2008-09-10 01:41:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted but the remaining people kill the peanut and repopulate the earth

I wish I had a walnut that destroyed everything including itself		2008-09-10 03:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but the remaining people kill the peanut and repopulate the earth

I wish I had a walnut that destroyed everything including itself

Granted...but it was only a dream...
I wish I had Ice cream right now...		2008-09-10 03:56:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523

Granted, but the ice cream was poisned with anthrax and you go to a lbp convention and everyone there dies as well as you

I wish my killer walnut wasn't a dream:arg:		2008-09-10 04:32:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but the ice cream was poisned with anthrax and you go to a lbp convention and everyone there dies as well as you

I wish my killer walnut wasn't a dream:arg:

Granted: It never happened at all...

I wish that i could import images into LBP...		2008-09-10 04:49:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523

granted, but the images you import into littlebigplanet are against the rules some how and you are kicked out of the littlebigplanet online

I wish I had a bed:hero:		2008-09-10 05:03:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but the images you import into littlebigplanet are against the rules some how and you are kicked out of the littlebigplanet online

I wish I had a bed:hero:

Granted its a bed of nails!:eek:

I wish I could think of a wish?		2008-09-10 05:12:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523

granted, but your wish is so boring that no one wants to reply for it and cartman closes this thread

I wish I was ten feet tall:kz:		2008-09-10 05:23:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you keep banging your head on the ceiling then you pass out.

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache.		2008-09-10 09:36:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, I stomp on your toe and take the pain off your stomach for a minute

i wish i had a magical pony 		2008-09-10 14:14:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but it's a zombie pony. Yah, it kills you -_-

I wish I had something really fun to do.		2008-09-10 14:38:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but it's a zombie pony. Yah, it kills you -_-

I wish I had something really fun to do.

granted but u have so much fun your head explodes. i wish it would stop rainning		2008-09-10 15:19:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but then it starts snowing.

I wish I could walk through walls and turn invisible at will.		2008-09-10 16:35:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I had a banana.		2008-09-10 18:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I had a banana.

granted but the banna is rotten. i wish for a sackboy plushie that dosen't kill me.		2008-09-10 18:12:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted but the banna is rotten. i wish for a sackboy plushie that dosen't kill me.

Granted but it tortures you non-stop

I wish this topic would stay alive!		2008-09-12 19:08:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109

Granted but it tortures you non-stop

I wish this topic would stay alive!
Granted and it takes over your world and you lose your mind.

I wish that I had a PS8		2008-09-12 19:22:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but every game is the same one....

BATTLETOADS!

The hardest game ever. Mwahahaha! You will have no fun!
Also the PS8 is almost as bad as the Wii.

It only supports cassettes.

It was so badly designed it rapes your eyes just by looking at it. (Lol Wut?)

It will never have any games like LBP.



ANYWAY!

I wish that Moleynator will reply to this post....
Also this wish will never corrupt.
If anyone else replies instead of Moleynator you will get a perma-ban.
BWAHAHAHA!

Yes.		2008-09-12 21:01:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

Granted, but every game is the same one....

BATTLETOADS!

The hardest game ever. Mwahahaha! You will have no fun!
Also the PS8 is almost as bad as the Wii.

It only supports cassettes.

It was so badly designed it rapes your eyes just by looking at it. (Lol Wut?)

It will never have any games like LBP.



ANYWAY!

I wish that Moleynator will reply to this post....
Also this wish will never corrupt.
If anyone else replies instead of Moleynator you will get a perma-ban.
BWAHAHAHA!

Yes.
HA bring it on! Granted that I answered yoru wish, and moleynator crashed before answering, LOL.

I wish GuyWithNoEyes had eyes		2008-09-12 21:27:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, he sees your face and dies.

I wish I had a statue of Sackboy.		2008-09-12 21:27:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, he sees your face and dies.

I wish I had a statue of Sackboy.
Granted but it is so top heavy his head breaks and lands on your big toe.

I wish MGS was never made, LOL.		2008-09-12 21:37:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

granted lego parkour was

I wish for sleep		2008-09-12 22:25:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246

granted lego parkour was

I wish for sleep
Granted you are now in a coma, sorry you are going to miss out on the LBP fun.

I wish for a blue bird		2008-09-12 22:41:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

I wish GuyWithNoEyes had eyes

Granted, he sees your face and dies.



Wait...What?

Wish Granted, you get a blue bird, but it is actually a toaster....yeah.


.sdrawkcab ton saw ecnetnes siht taht hsiw I 		2008-09-12 22:49:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

I wish this sentance was not backwards.. Granted. But I added another full stop.

I wish that there was a way to teleport safely.		2008-09-12 22:58:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

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okay moleynator got there first,
your wish is granted but you are teleported to the sun, ouch that hurts. Now I bet you wished it didn't work, LOL.

I wish that there a huge Tidal wave hit Alaska and created more ICE.		2008-09-12 22:59:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted. We all freeze.

I wish for my previous wish to be granted.		2008-09-12 23:02:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

granted but you will never have access to a teleporter.

i wish i had a million dollars to give to an orphanage. what are you gonna do steal from orphans, what a jerk.		2008-09-13 00:31:00

Author:
drfeelgood8849
Posts: 67

Granted, but I steal from the orphanage and give the money to the Plumbers Union.

I wish 2+3=7		2008-09-13 01:17:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted but it messes up the whole math system and the whole world ends

I wish the rule was e before i except after c		2008-09-13 01:39:00

Author:
Unknown User

My, freind, your wish has been granted. Many english researchers now lose their (wait a second... that one works...?) minds, are attacked by aleins, and their teis get messed up. You also go mad and become very concieted. How does that make you feel? Dizzeid?

I wish I had a yacht the size of nantucket.		2008-09-13 03:38:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

granted but it has a whole the size half of natucket

I wish for hockey season to start		2008-09-13 13:28:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246

Granted, but the cue hits you in the head and you pass out.

I wish I had a turtle.		2008-09-13 15:15:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but turtles can only live in the sea (tortoises on land).

Therefore you have to release it.

I wish the next poster will be corrupted by the second poster after this wish.		2008-09-13 15:25:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

granted, that is the way it is

I wish the next poster will be corrupted by the person before the third poster from this post		2008-09-20 19:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but the poster dies.

I wish I had the ability to shoot vomit out of my mouth while injecting poison into others. O.O??		2008-09-20 20:09:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Granted, but you vomit so many times you die.

I wish I had a I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS WISH MUHAHA!		2008-09-20 20:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you "Mwuahaha" so hard you die.

I wish I had money for a PS3.		2008-09-20 20:48:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Granted, but it's stolen by a hobo.

I wish I didn't have to die in this post.		2008-09-20 21:18:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but you die the next time you post

I wish for a guppy.		2008-09-20 21:25:00

Author:
BobMarley
Posts: 260

Granted, but it's stolen by a hobo.

I wish I didn't have to die in this post.

Granted, but you are teleported to the dimension of Zanafarian Death Weasels.

I wish I traveled to the universe of Ratchet & Clank.		2008-09-20 21:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you die the next time you post

I wish for a guppy.
Granted, but it sucks your reproductal organs off and you bleed to death.

I wish I had a ninja squirrel.		2008-09-21 09:11:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted. But the ninja squirrel knocks you unconscience for 20 years and when you wake up you find out that the ninja squirrel is the ruler of the world and you humans are it's slaves.

I wish I had friends..		2008-09-21 09:29:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted...you have so many friends that you become the most popular person on the planet. Everyone knows you. Everyone wants to be you. So many people love you, that the warmth you usually feel turns into scorching heat, and you are burnt...and with you, vanishes your wish. Everyone forgets you, no one remembers you existed at all....You are lonely in your painful death.

I wish I was bothered to write an epic novel >_>		2008-09-21 10:24:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080

You are, but the novel is so amazingly epic that you (in drunken celebration) fear you will become famous and will no longer have any private life, with paparazzi at your door 24/7. You then proceed to burn the original copy without showing it to anyone. In the morning you immediately regret this decision, but you can't remember what the novel was about.

I wish for 90 centaurs with gold covered saddles and reigns, who will forever do my every bidding.		2008-09-21 12:20:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

Granted, but you die.

I wish I could be bothered to think of more creative wish corruptions.		2008-09-21 15:25:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but you die

I wish I had a pet snake named snakey		2008-09-21 17:11:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but it turns into a hippo which then proceeds to go to hippo school in Indonesia and will only eat cabbage but the cooks there don't make cabbage so he stops going to school and then he becomes a tramp and then he fails at life.

The End.

Anywho, I wish I had a bicycle.		2008-09-22 15:45:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

Granted, but it turns into a hippo which then proceeds to go to hippo school in Indonesia and will only eat cabbage but the cooks there don't make cabbage so he stops going to school and then he becomes a tramp and then he fails at life.

The End.

Anywho, I wish I had a bicycle.
Granted but it has no seat, and it is made with barbwire, so you can't seat down while riding. Have a fun ride.

I wish I had spidermans power		2008-09-22 15:50:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

granted, but you end up killing someone and you get sent to prison

I wish I had 2 dogs		2008-09-22 15:53:00

Author:
Unknown User

I wish I had spidermans power.


Granted, but you are more spider than man so you shoot web out your bum and die while being eaten by your wife.

I wish I was Indiana Jones...		2008-09-22 15:55:00

Author:
muttjones
Posts: 843

granted, but your last film sucked

I wish I had a pair of eyes....		2008-09-22 16:05:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

Granted. But they shrivelled up when looking at your face.
I wish i got the elite trophy now...		2008-09-22 16:10:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted, but you get banned. (for posting CP lol)

I wish I had super laser eyes.		2008-09-22 16:16:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

Granted but while putting them in they burned your brain.
I wish I had an invincible in every way laptop that is the best of the best and never gets robbed... basically, it has a shield against all bad things that could possibly happen to it.		2008-09-22 16:24:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted, but it's so awesome your head explodes.....lol.

I wish I had the power to do a FALCON PUNCH!!!11one!!		2008-09-22 16:26:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

Granted, the sheer awesomemness of the Falcon Paunch is too much for you to handle, so you get dragged down to the bottom of the tier list aka Captain Falcon.

I wish my peanut could fly to VICTORY! 57!		2008-09-22 20:53:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but said victory just so happens to be at the bottom of the ocean. When your peanut flys down there he is crushed from the pressure and ends up scattered on some seaweed. 2 weeks later: someone, somewhere eats some oddly peanutty sushi, filled with essence of victory.

I wish I knew what a "karbonauter" was		2008-09-22 23:17:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

granted, but it is so wrong that you commit suicide

I wish I had Fallout 3		2008-09-23 05:11:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but you find out that Fallout 3 is an exact replica of Fallout 1, NOT EVEN FALLOUT 2!!

I wish I had a pony.		2008-09-23 05:29:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

granted, but you find out that Fallout 3 is an exact replica of Fallout 1, NOT EVEN FALLOUT 2!!

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but you find out you get a Pony Tail instead.

I wish I could see the PS4 a year early.

D		2008-09-23 05:49:00

Author:
Unknown User

You do but when you see it your eyes burn and your memory is wiped.

I wish I had LBP tommorow arriving in the post.		2008-09-23 07:34:00

Author:
Callahan90
Posts: 98

Granted, but your PS3 doesn't work.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.		2008-09-23 08:15:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

You get a chocolate bar,
But the drunks are always there, and you dont make any money.

I wish Fluffy were still alive		2008-09-23 12:57:00

Author:
trialaccess
Posts: 101

Granted, but Fluffy has a newfound love for Casper, the friendly ghost.

I wish that these wishes didn't turn out for the worst.		2008-09-23 14:44:00

Author:
Unknown User

Not granted, because then the game would end =P

I wish I had a sweet bar.		2008-09-23 14:54:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but it is a carmel bar and when you take a bite all your teeth get stuck to the bar and you can no longer eat.

I wish for a marshmallow heaven.		2008-09-23 14:56:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but you get stuck down to the floor.

I wish I had a Sith peanut.		2008-09-23 15:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

What? Ok, fine with me.

What can I say, I'm a nice guy .

I wish I had an orange....		2008-09-23 16:03:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

Granted, but it is rotten inside.

I wish I had a new phone.		2008-09-23 16:46:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

Granted, but you drop and break it immediately

I wish for my 2nd hour to last longer		2008-09-23 18:09:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but during that hour, you get punished in every way possible.
I wish I had gotton the beta...		2008-09-23 21:37:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted, but you give the code to me.

I wish someone was kind enough to give me a beta code.		2008-09-23 22:13:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but it's the beta code to, you know, one of them loser games.

I wish I had gotten all the beta codes, and tore them up so that NO ONE got in it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!		2008-09-23 22:41:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but they were printed out again and given to everyone else.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next meeting.		2008-09-24 13:39:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

granted,
but you lose your job for not choosing to attend.

I wish Oranges tasted like Bannanas		2008-09-24 16:32:00

Author:
trialaccess
Posts: 101

Granted. But now Bananas taste like telephones.

I wish I had my job back.		2008-09-24 16:48:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

Granted, but you work without pay.

I wish I wasn't at school.		2008-09-24 17:21:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but now you're in jail, (guilty by association, nothing you did)

I wish Santa would bring me working PS3 controllers and that my PS3 worked great!		2008-09-24 18:23:00

Author:
trialaccess
Posts: 101

Santa brought it to someone literally named Me.

I wish Santa would bring Whaaaaale a PS3.		2008-09-24 18:27:00

Author:
Unknown User

Santa brought it to someone literally named Me.

I wish Santa would bring Whaaaaale a PS3.

Granted, but Santa got stuck in the chimney and now he's dead..... thanks

I wish I could move to the sunny state of Florida, USA :hero:		2008-09-24 18:52:00

Author:
RedPanda
Posts: 191

Granted, but a hurricane hits the next day, and Florida breaks off and sinks into the ocean.

I wish this was my 100th post

(yipee):hero:		2008-09-25 18:53:00

Author:
trialaccess
Posts: 101

Granted, but then you realise you wasted a wish for anything you would want.

I wish that I had my very ow Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus, that would NEVER turn on me or hurt me in any way (To weed out those stupid HE KILLS YOU posts x3).		2008-09-25 19:24:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but.....*batteries not included

I wish i had a wish worth wishing.		2009-11-04 17:14:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted, but it turns out that the wish was "I wish I necro'd a thread so hard a mod locked it"

I wish I didn't have to watch a mod lock this D:		2009-11-04 17:22:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

granted but it turns out the mod that didn't lock it told the other mod to lock and it got locked.

I wish I was an imaginative kid.		2009-11-04 17:37:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Request lock.

first wish in here that might be granted? I doubt it though, as there isn't much reason for it to be locked...		2009-11-04 17:41:00

Author:
Unknown User

Dont lock it. Just move it to Forum Games.


Granted... but it got unlocked again.

I wish I was a mod.		2009-11-04 20:08:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

granted but now your terrorized by new comers and people needing threads locked.

I wish that I was good at sig making.		2009-11-04 20:11:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Moved to Forum Games.2009-11-04 20:25:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

Moved to Forum Games.

You didn't

Tut tut, Whaaaale. Slipping are we?		2009-11-04 21:37:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Granted, but all your sigs are 16*16 pixels

I wish mods realised when they made a mistake!		2009-11-04 21:46:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Granted. But now whenever you make the slightest grammar mistake they troll you with LOLCATS jpegs.

I wish that one day I will go to Australia.		2009-11-04 22:22:00

Author:
pantspantspants
Posts: 189

You didn't

Tut tut, Whaaaale. Slipping are we?

??? What in the world are you talking about? It's clearly in Forum Games.

Pff... Trying to say I'm slipping... PFF I SAY!		2009-11-04 23:42:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

You can't beat teh whaaaaale.2009-11-04 23:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

Im a mod, yay!

Granted, but you are soon kidnapped.

I wish I was promoted to admin.		2009-11-05 00:07:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

granted but you die the next day

i wish i had some food 		2009-11-05 05:32:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Granted, but the food is raw human.

I wish I hadn't lost 3/4 of my trophies (including LBP).		2009-11-05 07:00:00

Author:
Bear
Posts: 2079

granted but your level data will corrupt

I wish i was a millionaire		2009-11-05 11:56:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted, but everyone else is now a billionaire.

I wish I had an extra ticket to the Wolfmother concert.		2009-11-05 12:44:00

Author:
v0rtex
Posts: 1878

Granted but you get trampled to death

i wish for nothing		2009-11-06 14:04:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

granted but bill gates crashes through the ceiling of your trailer in a superman costume and gives you everything there is to ask for.

i wish that i could organize a socialist revolution and dismantle the global systems of capitalism and white supremacy, after spreading to the naked eye that public educational facilities are the cornerstone of institutionalized racism that continues to oppress all races, and that we shall not only refuse to succumb to their brainwashing but also dedicate themselves to the eventual elimination of the abomination to the high pursuit of learning, if they refer to this as a linear sum of a constant scale, long-term inter power of a variable.		2009-11-06 15:15:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

Why do I get this one
Granted, but nobody comes

I wish I could talk to my cat. Because he is awesome		2009-11-07 11:05:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913

oke but then in the happynis style

i wish i wil destroy the world 		2009-11-07 13:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but then you shall die

i wish i could fly!		2009-11-08 10:20:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

ok but the secret service sees you and kipnaps you to do experiments on you

i wish for cake 		2009-11-08 10:31:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but the cake is a lie!!


i wish i could shapeshift		2009-11-08 10:32:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but the cake is a lie!!


i wish i could shapeshift

granted,but you can't shift back!

i wish i had a crown!		2009-11-09 01:16:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

granted but you got it throught account sharing so you are banned so you cant use it!

i wish i was super handsome!		2009-11-09 19:48:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

for 2 minutes

i wish my head explode		2009-11-09 20:32:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but you survive & run around, like a headless chicken

i wish for no problems		2009-11-09 22:04:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted, but then it would perfect, perfect-ness? doesnt exist so you wished for nothing.
I wish to eat 3k of peanuts.		2009-11-09 22:17:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

granted but rocksauron finds out you stoled his peanuts so you get sniped

i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish		2009-11-09 22:46:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted, it will kill you.

I wish i was a woman.		2009-11-10 00:54:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

granted, but you become the ugliest one

I wish i could breathe underwater		2009-11-10 23:34:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

granted but you cant breathe air anymore.

I wish I could sleep		2009-11-11 00:40:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

granted,but you can't wake up!

i wish i had a psp-go		2009-11-11 01:23:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Granted but in the USA selling psp games becomes illegal

I wish my computer's fan to be more silent...		2009-11-11 09:46:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

Granted but your computer overheats and blows up

i wish i knew what nothing was....		2009-11-11 09:49:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Wish granted, but then you become nothing.

I wish I had a Coke right now...		2009-11-11 10:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it's so hot that you can't drink it

I wish I had a computer...		2009-11-11 10:14:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

fine, you do have 1, in your nose, put there by aliens

i wish for ultimate power		2009-11-11 12:44:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Wish Granted, but your ultimate power is on another planet. It's called Pluto.

I wish for a hot dog. (mmm... food wishes)		2009-11-11 18:54:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but the dog bitez you on the nose for cooking it,

i wish i had epic skillz		2009-11-11 18:56:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but the Zs of destruction kill you for abusing them.

I wish it was summer.		2009-11-11 18:57:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

granted but you get eternal sunburn!

i wish i consume people		2009-11-11 18:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted but then you get indigestion.

I wish I was decent at anything... 		2009-11-11 19:10:00

Author:
FlameAtNight
Posts: 405

granted but Russelmuscles comes and beats your mind to pulp


i wish i could shoot fire without burning my hands!		2009-11-11 19:12:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but the flames singe your cloths and you did the stunts in public so it was embarrassing and stuff.

i wish i could makes meself's a turkey sammich.		2009-11-11 22:58:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

Wish granted, but the turkey is still alive.

I wish I had a Klondike bar right now.		2009-11-12 07:14:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted, but burnvictim steals it from you

i wish i had clothes on 		2009-11-12 07:46:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but you get to wear a straightjacket

I wish I didn't have a cold		2009-11-12 09:30:00

Author:
Shadowheaven
Posts: 378

Granted, but you'll get a flu afterwards.

I wish for two $50 PSN cards.		2009-11-12 15:51:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Your wish has been granted... now all you need is a valid drivers license and credit card to pick them up.

I wish to feel the rush of the wind through my fingertips as I fly through the evening sky...		2009-11-12 15:57:00

Author:
Gravel
Posts: 1308

Granted but unfortuately you felt the wind as you fell to your death, Happy holidays


I wish i was RAWKSAURON!		2009-11-12 17:47:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish Granted!!... but then I snipe you.

I wish for a chili dog.		2009-11-13 06:13:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it turns out the chili dog was prepared in a place containing things that you are/were/will be, Allergic to!!

i wish i had a crown!		2009-11-13 16:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted... along with spam/flame-mail/haters. Oh, and annoying 8-year olds talking trash over the mic.

Oh how I wish for a Diamond P12 (a very hard car to unlock in BP)!		2009-11-14 00:01:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but you crash it so you dont have one no more,

i wish fallout 3 was easy!		2009-11-14 08:10:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

(You meanie )

Wish granted, but it turns out to be so easy, that you only get 3 minutes of gameplay. And no, you cannot continue after the story's over.

I wish the Halo series came to Playstation.		2009-11-14 08:14:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but you have to buy it in 3 single dlc packs costing 30$ each! and its buggy and full o' spammers,

i wish everyone was a sackboy and the whole world was little big planet.		2009-11-14 08:16:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but you have to buy it in 3 single dlc packs costing 30$ each! and its buggy and full o' spammers,

i wish everyone was a sackboy and the whole world was little big planet.

granted, you gut stuck in a wall & sackboys can only "try again" when littlebigplanets in the ps3:hero:

i wish to be muscular		2009-11-14 12:39:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Wish granted, but when you flexed, all of your clothes tore (including your undies).

I wish that Chuck Norris was dead.		2009-11-14 19:31:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

wish granted,but know he haunts your eternal soul!!!

i wish for a cheesburger!		2009-11-14 19:59:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

granted but a million of cats are furiously jumping on you to kill you and eat your cheeseburger.

I wish I had more time		2009-11-14 20:17:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

Wish granted, but your watch and clock stops working.

I wish for a better TV.		2009-11-14 21:45:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Wish granted, but your watch and clock stops working.

I wish for a better TV.

wish granted but its haunted:eek:		2009-11-14 23:20:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

An invisible wish?! Granted! (Insert invisible corruption)

I wish the Three Stooges were still aired on TV.		2009-11-15 11:03:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Wish Granted, but out of their stupidity, they kill themselves while trying to fix a biplane.

I wish for nothing.		2009-11-15 15:58:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but it became something.

I wish for a pickle.		2009-11-15 19:17:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Wish Granted, but it's more of "you're in a pickle" than an actual pickle.

I wish for world peace.		2009-11-16 05:04:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but then a alien with really feeble weapons hits you and you cry

i wish i could bring people back to life with my hands without any evil side effects		2009-11-16 19:55:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but then a alien with really feeble weapons hits you and you cry

i wish i could bring people back to life with my hands without any evil side effects

granted but the world overpopulates & your 1 of the people who draw short straws(or something similar)& get killed. or is that an evil side effect?

i wish for a palace		2009-11-16 23:37:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted, but it is the palace of life, and according to your forum name...

I wish for a sackboy toy.		2009-11-17 01:03:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

Wish Granted, but it dematerializes into plastic dust.

I wish for a chili dog (AGAIN!!).		2009-11-17 06:09:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

same answer...

i wish someone would play eupe		2009-11-17 07:53:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted, but the mods *accidently* lock it.

I wish for enemies/worst friends to feel the pain I've been feeling for the last year and a half.......d(>_<)b		2009-11-17 15:36:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Wish Granted, but then they die because of it.

I wish for a six-shooter. :kz:		2009-11-18 00:25:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but it becomes a one-shooter.

I wish that life had a meaning.		2009-11-19 15:05:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Wish Granted, but the meaning is 12.

I wish it snowed in San Diego... (Oh to dream )		2009-11-19 23:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted... but it melts the next day causing mud slides and closing highways. (Actually, I love San Diego's transportation system.)

I wish for just enough of a financial windfall to become debt free.		2009-11-19 23:38:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238

(MTS FTW!!)
Wish granted, but then you go on a spending spree, putting you in debt again.

I wish Master Chief would take off his helmet (for God's sake)...		2009-11-20 04:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

(MTS FTW!!)
Wish granted, but then you go on a spending spree, putting you in debt again.

I wish Master Chief would take off his helmet (for God's sake)...

wish granted, this is what he looks like http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly%20people/frostwestcoast/ugly-1.jpg

i wish that no1 will ever complain(or anything else negative) about me bumping this thread.		2009-11-20 16:03:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

ok...they praise you so much you drown in happiness(you die)

i wish...i wasn't grounded!		2009-11-20 23:14:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Granted, but you break your PS3 and can't play it.

I wish for a wish!		2009-11-21 00:34:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

but the wish is you wish to die!

i wish my g.roin pull would stop hurting		2009-11-21 19:54:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Wish granted, but your pelvis bone cracks. LOL

I wish for all the little big planet DLC!		2009-11-21 22:26:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

wish granted,but you got it thru account sharing so you go to jail and/or pay a fine!

i wish my dog molly would stop sleeping in my bed...		2009-11-22 01:36:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Wish granted. She is now sleeping six feet underground. Ever heard of a dirt nap?

(Sorry if that was TOO evil )

I wish I had more confidence 		2009-11-22 06:22:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Granted, but you walk off a cliff because you were confident that you'd live.
I wish for a crown in LBP.		2009-11-22 06:42:00

Author:
Drakora
Posts: 392

Wish granted, but your account gets corrupted and you PS3 breaks along with your TV, your bed, your games, and your life.

I wish that Drakon would stop posting after every 3rd post I make, and make it NOW!		2009-11-22 08:13:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

WISH GRANTED!! But I'm really Drakon in disguise.

I wish... I wish that I were non-existant; to be forgotten by EVERYONE!!! NO-ONE SHOULD REMEMBER ME!!!!		2009-11-22 09:08:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Wish granted, but someone looks at a picture of you, and you're remembered.
I wish for a fish.		2009-11-22 18:36:00

Author:
Drakora
Posts: 392

you get a hungry shark.

I wish i had x-ray eyes.		2009-11-22 18:44:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

you get caught staring at a wall that on the other side contains the opposite sex of what you like... i think

i wish i was handsome forever!		2009-11-23 21:57:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Poof!! You turn into a mannequin.

I wish for a synergistic solution.		2009-11-23 23:28:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238

Wish granted, but it turns against you!

I wish I could have $50-$500 on the PSN		2009-11-24 00:13:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

You got them but at the moment you got them your internet broke and you can't return on your PSN account.

I wish of a sandwich		2009-11-24 00:17:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted. But its filled with disgusting, disgusting meats. The disgusting meats that you absolutely despise, whatever they may be. And week old cheese. Can't forget the week old cheese.

I wish I had the ability to fly. And stuff.		2009-11-24 03:19:00

Author:
gofurr360z
Posts: 886

Wish Granted, but a bunch of rednecks shoot you down with 12-gauges. And stuff.

I wish for imperviousness to projectiles.		2009-11-24 03:27:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. But a bunch of rednecks form an angry mob and hunt you down with non-projectile weapons. And stuff.

I wish no one could corrupt my wishes.		2009-11-24 03:32:00

Author:
gofurr360z
Posts: 886

Wish granted, but then the forum begins to become boring! :O

I wish for air.		2009-11-24 03:37:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

ok...you get high-carbon monoxide air!(nighty night!)

i wish that my dad could find a job...*sigh*....		2009-11-24 15:35:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

wish granted he finds a job but its a place without electricity so you cant go on this forum or psn

i wish i had moar crowny things		2009-11-24 16:00:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

huh?...ok...

(insert invisible corruption)

i wish for...a psp go!		2009-11-24 16:02:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

(insert invisible corruption)


the game is you corrupt my wish...		2009-11-24 16:07:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

oops..ok...but then a jealous pig keeps negatively repping you and you get an anti-crown thing

i wish...for a psp-go!		2009-11-24 17:28:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

well a massive internet bug destroys psn just as you go to download your first game,

i wish H4h would stop!		2009-11-24 17:41:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

H4H stops but then all the great creators quit the game because they have nothing to complian about.


I wish for a monkey who can do tricks		2009-11-24 21:54:00

Author:
Coxy224
Posts: 2645

H4H stops but then all the great creators quit the game because they have nothing to complian about.


I wish for a monkey who can do tricks

Granted the trick is to destroy your Internet connection. Oh and eat babies yeah that's corrupt

I wish I had Portal		2009-11-25 01:43:00

Author:
Pikapie8
Posts: 5

Wish granted... but in order to play it, you must first get a 100% clear on Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust that comes on the disc.

I wish for control over gravity.		2009-11-25 02:13:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

you get caught staring at a wall that on the other side contains the opposite sex of what you like... i think


that would happen


granted but you mess up the gravity of the milkyway & destroy it

i wish for a time machine that doesnt work like the remote in Click		2009-11-25 14:27:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396

Granted, but your time machine implode on you.

I wish for a chunk of cheese		2009-11-25 15:25:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted... someone drops by a huge hoop of sharp cheddar... unfortunately they dropped it on your head.

I wish anything I said 6 or 8 months ago was inadmissible in an argument.		2009-11-25 19:40:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238

granted, you arent allowed to speak!

i wish i could lose weight until i was a healthy weight and didnt have M00BS (JOKE!)		2009-11-25 20:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but the weight u lost in now in your rear end.

i wish for 5 new video games.		2009-11-26 16:18:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

you get them, for the atari 2600, you dont have one... (You didnt say it had to be PS3 games )

I wish all the people that start popular threads wouldnt just leave them alone		2009-11-26 17:00:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted, but then the lesser known members are completey forgotten.

I wish for a good Thanksgiving dinner.		2009-11-26 17:37:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

ok your meal will arrive in 6-8 weeks

I wish they would fix comet chat		2009-11-26 17:48:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish graaaaaaaaaaaa- ERROR.ERROR.ERROR

I wish for one of the Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons to spiral out of control.		2009-11-26 17:58:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

ok but it spirals and crashes into yo' face

i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish 		2009-11-26 18:49:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Wish granted, but in trying to save the fish you killed, you killed eighteen fish.

I wish for a $50 Canadian non-used PSN card with a full code and brand-new.		2009-11-27 16:13:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted, but a dog chews on your controller and spends $62.50 in PlayStation Store. (http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10387665-71.html)

I wish that the ICE HAZARD that was originally supposed to be in LBP was brought back...		2009-11-27 20:05:00

Author:
Hibbsi
Posts: 203

wish granted, but the the servers crash when it's in use.

I wish for all the LBP DLC and its for my region and nothing bad happens!!!!		2009-11-28 02:44:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

then whats the point of the game? LBP is about bugs and you get attacked by all the glitchers and account sharers who want your stuff...

i wish people would stop talking to everyone like idiots or simpletoons 		2009-11-28 08:56:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but they turn out to be simpletons. (you put simpletoons)

I wish for world peace and the economy be at its peak point!		2009-11-28 22:46:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592

Granted, but humans are no longer the dominant species, and so there is world peace and the economy is at its peak point for dolphins.

I wish I didn't have to go to school next week.		2009-11-28 23:03:00

Author:
Hibbsi
Posts: 203

Granted, The school is now coming to your house, no need to move

I wish I could grow a mustache!		2009-11-29 05:18:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712


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