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| What!? No!? I'm going to eat any second now! I'm going to scarf pancakes to my doom! With my last words I curse Aaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wow, forcing pancakes down the throat. A whole new method of torture created by Ali_Star, I see. | 2015-12-20 01:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, forcing people to witness rule breaking. A whole new method of torture created by Sir monacle, I see. It happens too many times. I'm surprised that I have not been crushed down, just like the rules. Never forget. | 2015-12-20 18:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| It didn't happen enough times. I'm surprised that he has been crushed down. Never forget. rip in spaghetti, never forgetti Sir incorrectly spelled monocle 2015-3015 ;((( | 2015-12-20 20:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| rip, old heroes, never forget. Sir incorrectly executed L1N3R1D3R 2015-2015 :l That didn't make sense. So L1N3R1D3R is a zombie? Old heroes? | 2015-12-20 22:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That makes so much sense. So L1N3R1D3R is the president? Old heroes? That's right, now bow down to my supreme power. | 2015-12-21 00:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That's right, now please bow down to my supreme wealth? Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! | 2015-12-21 10:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Your words are as fruitful as your soul! Mankind deserves a savior such as you! Aw, you're too kind. Now leave me as I eat every meal of my day at fancy restaurants. | 2015-12-21 15:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Aw, you're too clever. Now leave me as I eat every meal of my day at fancy restaurants... using your money! What are you? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you! | 2015-12-21 16:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What are you? A miserable little pile of ****! But enough talk, have at it! Nemo, no need to cuss, there's children around! ...but thanks for the cake.  | 2015-12-22 16:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Nemo, there is a need to cuss, there's children around! ...but thanks for the cake. Wow. That's harsh. | 2015-12-25 13:08:00 Author: thaia2013  Posts: 111 |
| Wow. That's some good hash. I'm glad you like that hash! It was Christmas flavoured! | 2015-12-25 14:03:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10  Posts: 203 |
| I'm glad you like that hash! It was thaia2013 flavoured! Wow, so now you're a cannibal? Remind me never to eat at your place. | 2015-12-25 16:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, so now you're a cannonball? Remind me never to bring you to a cannon. Yeah... I have launchphobia... [PLEASE NOTE I AM DEFINITELY NOT A CANNIBAL. I AM A VEGAN, WHICH IS PRACTICALLY THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.] | 2015-12-26 00:18:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| Yeah... I have rabies... [PLEASE NOTE I AM DEFINITELY NOT A RABBIT. I AM A WABBIT, WHICH IS TOTALLY THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.] Ew, get away from me, Bugs Bunny gone wrong! | 2015-12-26 03:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Get closer to me Uhh, there's a thing called PRIVATE SPACE!  | 2015-12-26 04:56:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111 |
| Uhh, there's a thing called CHEESEBURGERS! And why do cheeseburgers have anything to do with this conversation? | 2015-12-26 17:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| And why do common sense have anything to do with this conversation? I don't know, maybe that's what keeps our minds still linked to the reality, perhaps? | 2015-12-26 23:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't know, maybe that's what keeps my username still linked to my profile page, perhaps? I don't know enough programming lingo to understand what you're talking about, sorry! | 2015-12-28 17:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know sir_monacle enough to understand what you're talking about, I'm not sorry! Huh, I missed what now? | 2015-12-29 08:18:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| Huh, I licked what now? I don't know what you licked, and I don't want anything to do with it. | 2015-12-29 16:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I do know what you licked, and I don't have anything else to do, so I'll lick with you. What is this weird thing which I am witnessing right now? | 2015-12-29 23:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What is this amazing thing which I am doing right now? You seem to be joining us by licking your lollipop. Hypocrisy? | 2015-12-30 02:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You seem to be joining us by licking your molding popsicle. You still have that thing? Are you sure popsicles can mold? Is this appropriate for this forum? | 2015-12-31 00:00:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| Are you sure bread can mold? Is this educational for this forum? Wow, I didn't know that! Thanks for telling me! *the more you know* | 2015-12-31 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, I've always known that! Thanks for telling me! *sarcastic comment* Woah! Tip of the day: Stay away from sarcasm. | 2015-12-31 08:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Woah! Tip of the day: Don't talk to me. Okay, I'll avoid you. Thanks for the advice, by the way. | 2015-12-31 17:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Okay, I'll stalk you. Thanks for the recommendation, by the way. Donna McClark would be proud. | 2015-12-31 21:02:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| Ronald McDonald would be proud. I knew that clown stalked kids.... | 2015-12-31 21:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I knew that clown ate kids.... Wow, that's even more reason for kids to stay away from McDonald's. | 2015-12-31 21:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, that's no reason for kids to stay away from My free candy van. ...What do I say to that? | 2015-12-31 21:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| ...What don't I say to that? Uh, "Please give me some candy"? | 2016-01-01 20:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, "Please can you give me some rabies"? No. Go ask that bunny, or that dog. Or even the toothpaste. | 2016-01-03 09:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| No. Go ask Sir monacle, or TenebrisNemo. Or even thaia2013. I'm pretty sure I know the forum games well enough, thank you. | 2016-01-03 20:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm pretty sure I know the eco system of a butterfly well enough, no thanks to you. Really? You know the eco system of a monster!? What is it? I'm curious! | 2016-01-04 07:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Really? You know the eco system of China!? What is it? I'm curious! You wouldn't believe how many family shops they have! | 2016-01-05 01:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I didn't believe how many stereotypes they have! Really? ...I'm slightly curious, actually.... | 2016-01-05 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Really? ...I'm slightly drunk, actually.... This early in the morning? Shame on you. | 2016-01-05 10:07:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| This early in 2016? Shame on the president. I don't think his new policies were that bad... | 2016-01-06 05:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't think Trump's policies are that bad... I'm not sure I agree with you there, but this isn't really the place to discuss American politics. | 2016-01-06 10:27:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I'm not sure I agree with you there, but this isn't really the place to discuss American sleeping positions. So you're telling me that you don't sleep in any position at all? | 2016-01-06 12:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| So you're telling me that you don't [CENSORED] in any position at all? No. I'm so incredibly lonely. | 2016-01-06 16:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Yes. I'm so incredibly famous. What did you do to earn that reputation? | 2016-01-06 17:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What didn't sir monacle do to earn so much hate? I didn't say sorry, that's what.  | 2016-01-06 18:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I didn't read the rules, that's what. At this point you probably remember the rules from each forum game. | 2016-01-07 05:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| At this point you probably won't remember the rules from each forum game. That's the Sir Monacle we all know and love. Wouldn't have it any other way. | 2016-01-07 10:51:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| That's the Dark Lord we all pity and hate. Wouldn't have it any other way. Indeed. Wait... are you talking about... | 2016-01-07 13:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Indeed. Wait... What are you, talking monster...? Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will emotionally hurt me for the rest of my life.  | 2016-01-08 07:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Sticks and stones may break my vases but words will emotionally hurt my plants for the rest of my life. Objection! Plants do not have feelings! And some vases can not be destroyed so easily. | 2016-01-08 08:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Objection! People do not have feelings! And some hearts can not be crushed so easily. Are you the type of person who makes people feel awful? I knew it! | 2016-01-09 03:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Are you the type of monster who makes people feel better about themselves? I knew it! "monster" is a harsh word, but yeah, maybe not on purpose, but you're still right, I guess. | 2016-01-10 07:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| "****" is a harsh word, but yeah, maybe not on Reddit, but you're still famous, I guess. Since when did I swear? Thanks...I guess. | 2016-01-10 20:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Since when did I do something useful? Thanks...idiot. Alright, you asked for it! *Pulls out his sword* | 2016-01-10 22:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Alright, you asked for spaghetti! *Pulls out rigatoni* Uh, sir, you messed up my order slightly. Can you remake it and refund me and give coupons and-- | 2016-01-11 02:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, sir monacle, you messed up my party slightly. Can you remake an original cartoon and refund me and give coupons and a house and a car and a bike and and a hat and a uhhh horse and a trampoline and uuhhh No. I quit. I'm just the janitor, I move one hat and-- screw this, I'm out. | 2016-01-11 07:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I make far too many changes to these fixed quotes Yes, indeed you do. | 2016-01-11 11:04:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Herp derp. What are you talking about? | 2016-01-11 15:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What are you talking about? Not this. :hero: | 2016-01-12 02:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| yes this. :hero: Yes what? | 2016-01-12 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Yes no. God dang it, Sir monacle. | 2016-01-12 13:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| God dang it, L1N3R1D3R. What? What did I do? ...besides take your lollipop. | 2016-01-13 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What? What did I do? I didn't do anything ...besides take your lollipop. That's right, you didn't do your job. You had one job! And I would like to have my lollipop back. | 2016-01-13 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's right, you didn't do your job. You had one job! And I would like you to have my back. To be fair to Mr. Rider, I have seen nothing to suggest otherwise. | 2016-01-13 15:06:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| To be honest Mr.TenebrisNemo, I have seen nothing after you stole my eyes. You should be glad, you won't see the many mistakes of the world now. | 2016-01-13 15:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You should be glad, you won't see the many beautiful ladies of the world now. A fate worse than death. | 2016-01-13 16:25:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| A fate worse than your awkward photos. I know right? It sucks to be me. | 2016-01-13 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I know right? It's awesome to be me. That's the spirit. | 2016-01-14 10:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| That's the rock. There are lots of rocks, but I only see Dwayne. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Dwayne_Johnson_Hercules_2014_(cropped).jpg | 2016-01-14 10:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| There are lots of drugs, but I only see Sir monacle. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-X0vHRGGWZzI/T2IRms41AgI/AAAAAAAAAvM/UJbOqL09bGs/s1600/2225.jpg That sign has words to live by. | 2016-01-14 11:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| That sign has words to die by. Fixed. | 2016-01-14 15:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Mixed. Wait, what did you mix together? I want to make sure you're correctly following the recipe. | 2016-01-14 23:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wait, what did you fuse together? I want to make sure you're correctly following the spell. I am running out of mana. Give me one Ether, please? | 2016-01-15 08:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I am running out of patience with you. Do one, please Yikes! What's tickled your pickle? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? | 2016-01-15 09:50:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Yikes! What's pickled your cucumber? Set it on the wrong side of the fridge? I do discourage people pickling my raw cucumbers. Pickles are gross. | 2016-01-15 13:11:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| I do discourage people eating my raw pickles. Pickles are delicious. Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. I just saw that they were made from freshly grown cucumbers, and I couldn't resist! | 2016-01-15 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oh, I'm not sorry, sir. I just saw that they weren't made by freshly born babies, and I couldn't resist eating them. *puts fork down* ... So.... What's in the pie? | 2016-01-15 19:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| *puts fork down* ... So.... What's all this blood about? You didn't see anything... o_o | 2016-01-15 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
I didn't see anything...  I'm afraid I can't let you go... You know too much. | 2016-01-16 08:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm afraid I can't stop watching Keroro Gunsou... It's too great. I couldn't agree more! | 2016-01-16 16:41:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| I could disagree more! You could? I still don't understand why orange juice wouldn't make a great fuel source.... | 2016-01-17 08:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You what? I still don't understand why you're still writing that.... For nostalgia's sake. | 2016-01-17 09:59:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| For L1N3R1D3R's sake. Yeah, I told him to keep writing to power my machine. | 2016-01-17 21:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, I told him to keep kidnapping children to power my machine. Ah, I see. Then it's nothing to worry about. Wait, what the actual- | 2016-01-17 22:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Ah, I see. Then it's nothing to worry about. Wait, what is the actual point of this game? I don't know, it's all rather point less if you ask me. In fact.... what is the point of anything? | 2016-01-18 15:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I don't know, it's all rather pointy if you ask me. In fact.... what is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... | 2016-01-18 22:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no- *BANG*! Tsk tsk tsk! The baby did hurt L1N3R1D3R. *Walks away slowly while dramatic music is playing* | 2016-01-19 06:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Tsk tsk tsk! The spaghetti did hurt. *puts down fork while sad music plays.* ...Is my cooking that bad? I rather like my spaghetti. | 2016-01-20 06:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| ...Is my skill that bad? I rather like my bunny jump. It's bad and ineffective. And it looks pathetic. Here, use this AP Potion. | 2016-01-20 09:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's bad and ineffective. And it looks awesome. Here, use this shotgun. Are you convincing me to get myself into a terrible situation? | 2016-01-22 04:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Are you convincing me to get myself into an unbelievable situation? Yes. Now go into the place which is marked on your map and you will be remembered as a hero when you use it. You know what to do. | 2016-01-22 05:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| maybe. Now go into the pizza hut which is marked on your pip-boy and you won't be remembered as a hero when you use it. You don't know what to do? What am I supposed to be doing again? Why pizza hut? Their pizza is delicious! Can't we do this to Dommino's pizza? | 2016-01-22 06:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| What am I supposed to be doing again? Why TenebrisNemo hut? Hisr pizza is delicious! Can't we do this to L1N3R1D3R's pizza? Why do you have to destroy all the pizzas, man? The world IS pizza! Pizza never betrays you! | 2016-01-22 10:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Why do you have to destroy the world, man? The world IS pizza! Pizza never betrays you! Destroy the world? The world is pizza? What on earth are you rambling on about? | 2016-01-22 13:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Destroy the pizza? The pizza is pizza? What on earth are you rambling on about? You mean, what on pizza are you rambling about. 8D | 2016-01-22 14:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You mean, what on pizza are you pizza-ing about. 8D Pizza-ing? That's not a real word..... but then we're not playing the modification game, so I'll allow it. | 2016-01-22 14:48:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Pizza party? That's not a real thing..... but then we're not playing the guitar, so I'll allow it. Ah, I get it. You have to make music about things that make sense...why again? | 2016-01-22 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ah, I don't get it. You have to make pizza about pizza that make pizza...never again I'm rather hungry for pizza now.... So, who's gonna pay? | 2016-01-23 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm rather envious for pizza now.... So, who's gonna play? What game are we going to be playing with the pizza? Should I even ask? | 2016-01-24 02:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What game are we going to be playing with the TeenBrisNemo? Should I even try? We're playing who can try the hardest, first task is to jump off a building and try to fly. You first? | 2016-01-24 07:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| We're playing who can try the hardest, first task is to jump off the edge and to count how many times you hit the mountain wall while falling down. You first? I would rather if you show us how it's done first. The winner gets the pizza of all pizzas. | 2016-01-24 20:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I would rather if you show us your amazing YTPs. The creator gets the pizza of all pizzas. Uh, look who you're talking about. I'm the one who makes YTPs around here. | 2016-01-24 22:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Uh, look who you're talking about. I'm the one who makes fist fights around here. I knew it! Wait... you don't look like you've ever had a fist fight. | 2016-01-25 00:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I knew it! Wait... you don't look like Michael Jackson. Since when did I ever claim that about myself? All I said that I was a thriller. | 2016-01-25 03:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Since when did I ever claim that about myself? All I said that I don't want to be defeated. Just beat it. You can't win me. | 2016-01-25 06:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Well... at least we've stopped talking about pizza. | 2016-01-25 12:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well... at least I've brought back the talking about pizza. What was Michael Jackson's favorite pizza? | 2016-01-25 13:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Who was Michael Jackson's favourite LBPC forum member? It was that guy, you know.... whatshisface.... Ali_somethingorother. | 2016-01-25 14:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| It was that guy, you know.... whatshisface.... Sir_somethingorother. Let me guess; Sir_TenebrisNemo? I got it! I'm the best! 8) | 2016-01-25 15:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Let me guess; Sir_TenebrisL1N3-star10? I got it! I'm the best! 8) Congratulations, you successfully made a conglomeration of the 5 most active posters in these forum games. | 2016-01-26 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Congratulations, you successfully made a conglomeration of the 5 most bored people on the internet. Can't argue with that. | 2016-01-26 10:38:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Can't agree with that. I know! I was simply put in that name as a 10! I hated when Jaren called me that... -_- | 2016-01-27 01:59:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| I know! I was simply put in Pinnochio as a craftsman! I hated when Jaren called me that... -_- I mean, what else is he going to call you? | 2016-01-27 02:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I, robot, what else is it going to be called, you, robot? I, robot isn't a bad film, but you're watching a robotic version of cats.... | 2016-01-27 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I, robot isn't a zombie film, but you're watching a terminator version of cats.... Hide your kids, hide your family. Terminator cats are out of sanity. | 2016-01-27 10:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Buy your kids, ditch your family. Terminator dogs are out on profanity. Hey, that rhymed! So I must do it! | 2016-01-29 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Hey, that rhymed! So I must have climbed! We need to stop rhyming, it messes with our timing. | 2016-01-29 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We need to start rhyming, it helps with our timing. Rhyming? Eh. At least its not Truth or Dare. | 2016-01-30 19:16:00 Author: Hamster_fluff  Posts: 13 |
| Rhyming? Yes! At least its something about which I care. I know you're trying to have perfect English, but you didn't rhyme, and that's a bit selfish. | 2016-01-31 00:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I think i know you're trying to have perfect-ish Spanish, but you did a double negative, and that's a bit stupid. Un doble negaci?n? Mi mal, este lenguaje es dif?cil. Me gustar?a verte intentarlo. | 2016-01-31 07:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Un doble negaci?n? Mi mal, este lenguaje es dif?cil. Me gustar?a verte intentarlo. Google Translate FTW! Hooray, you know how to fool people...except me. :hero: | 2016-01-31 20:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hooray, you don't know how to hide dead people...except me. :hero: I knew there was a morbid dark side within you. | 2016-02-01 06:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I knew there was the dark side within you. I was Darth Vader all this time...couldn't you tell? 8D | 2016-02-01 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I was Jar Jar Binks all this time...couldn't you tell? 8D Get out. Get out of here now! Or the empire will strike back... with a knife! Backstab! | 2016-02-01 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get out. Get out of here now! Or the empire won't strike back... with a knife! Backslash! Wow, I didn't know Shulk was part of the Dark Side. Thanks for notifying me! | 2016-02-01 23:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, I didn't know Shrek was part of the illuminatti. Thanks for the spoilers! Gee, I thought you knew. | 2016-02-02 07:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Gee, I thought the Earth was flat. Jeez, not another one of you idiots! | 2016-02-02 10:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Jeez, notice this crap, one of you idiots! Dang it, keep that thing outta here! | 2016-02-02 11:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Dang it, keep that lollipop outta here! As you can tell, TenebrisNemo is very specific with lollipops and only allows his own type. | 2016-02-03 02:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| As you can tell, TenebrisNemo is very specific with spells and only allows his own type. You have no idea how right you are. Here, have a lollipop. You deserve it. | 2016-02-03 11:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You have no idea how wrong you are. Here, have an F. You deserve it. TenebrisNemo's not a very good teacher methinks. Anyone want to replace him? | 2016-02-05 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| TenebrisNemo's not a very attractive person methinks. Anyone want to kiss him? Wow, coming up to Valentine's Day, this is one of the cruelest things you could say to him. And to think, I though you were a kind, decent person. You've obviously changed a lot since our Portal 2 coop session. | 2016-02-05 10:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Wow, coming up to St. Patrick's Day, this is one of the Irishest things you could say to him. And to think, I thought you were a decent, American person. You've obviously changed a lot since our chicken coop session. Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. Those chickens showed great Irish culture, and I couldn't help but adapt. Also, fixed that spelling error for you.  | 2016-02-05 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry, I just couldn't hold it in any longer. Those chickens are so beautiful, and I couldn't help myself. Also, fixed that spelling error for you, you illiterate fool. Well, I was just about forgive your weird chicken attraction..... until you insulted me. | 2016-02-08 10:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well, I was just about to insult your weird Ali_Star attraction..... until you corrected me. Yup, and you forgot the "to" before "forgive" here, too. | 2016-02-08 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yup, and your forget the "too" before "forgave" hear, two. Now who's the illiterate fool? | 2016-02-08 18:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Now who's the sniped fool? I fixed my own post. | 2016-02-08 18:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
Hello, my name is TenebrisNemo, and I like to fix the wrong posts.  Well, the first step is admitting it, so well done you. | 2016-02-09 09:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well, the first step is isolating the square root, so well done you. Thanks, I thought I was having trouble with math. Actually, I'm in Calc 2. What am I doing here? | 2016-02-09 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Thanks, I thought I was having trouble with sniping. Actually, I'm dead. What am I doing here? I'm thinking the same thing. | 2016-02-10 09:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm thinking Arby's. No, the motto is now "We have the meats." Get it right, Nemo! | 2016-02-10 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, the motto is now "I'm the best." Get it right, Nemo! Oh, right, sorry. Here it goes; I'm the best! :hero: | 2016-02-11 10:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh, right, sorry. Here it goes; Curse you, L1N3! :hero: Whoever came up with that motto is now my arch nemesis. | 2016-02-11 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Whoever came up with that motto is now my master. That's right. Obey your master and clean my house. | 2016-02-12 08:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's right. Obey the force and clean the planet of any Rebels. Whoa, I didn't know that Nemo was secretly Darth Vader...though that does kinda make sense. :hero: | 2016-02-13 01:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Whoa, I didn't know that Nemo was secretly our lord and savior...though that does kinda make sense. :hero: Now you're going too far. I just gave you a lollipop. No need for such compliments. | 2016-02-14 21:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Now you're going too far. I just told you to go to the store. No need for such confusion. You never told me where it was, though! Please give me some mercy... | 2016-02-15 16:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You did tell them where I was, though! Please give me some mercy in Hide & Seek... No. The bet was 5 000 000 dollars. I'll do anything to get them. | 2016-02-16 14:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No. The bet was 5 000 000 yen. I'll eat anything to get them. That's not too big of a prize for eating the most ice cream in a competition. | 2016-02-16 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That's not too big of a cup for defeating the most heartless in a tournament. Size doesn't matter. The experience was amazing and I got some fond memories from that. Ahh, good old times. | 2016-02-16 23:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Size doesn't matter. The shirt was amazing and I got some fond feelings from that. Ahh, good old fabric. I mean...you're welcome for the shirt, but that's too much information. :$ | 2016-02-17 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I mean...you're welcome for the toilet paper, but that's too much information. :$ What did you except me to do with this toilet paper? If you want, I can sell this again in flea market once I've used these. | 2016-02-17 09:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What did you except me to do with these stocks? If you want, I can sell these again in the stock market once I've used these. No, I wasn't really interested in participating in WalMart's economy to be honest. | 2016-02-17 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, I wasn't really interested in participating in this stupid game to be honest. Well considering you post in this thread almost every day, I can't say I believe this statement. | 2016-02-17 15:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Well considering I slander you in this thread almost every day, I can't say I believe in God. Ali, you atheist son of a--erm, let's talk about this another time, why don't we? | 2016-02-17 22:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ali, my atheist son of mine, let's talk about changing to a catholic school, why don't we? Wow that's shocking! I wonder who else here is related to each other. | 2016-02-18 04:38:00 Author: jimydog000  Posts: 813 |
| Wow that's shocking! I wonder who else here has gotten struck by lightning. Oh, I see what you did there! Not really, but you know what I mean. ...please tell me you do. | 2016-02-18 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oh, I saw what you did there! Not really, but you know that I'm mean. ...You're gonna be in jail for the rest of your life... Hahahaha, you piece of- how can you live with yourself? You've ruined my life with your lie. | 2016-02-19 10:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hahahaha, you stupid- how can you live with your stepmother? You've ruined my life with your life. Please make sense next time. How does me living with my annoying stepmother ruin your life? | 2016-02-19 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Please make sense this time. How does me living with your annoying pill jar ruin your life? Dude, you need help and I need my pills. | 2016-02-25 09:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Dude, you need donuts and I need donuts, too. Of course. After all, isn't everyone a policeman in the inside? | 2016-02-25 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Of course. After all, isn't everyone a thief in the inside? I know. Now, wear this cool leather armor and follow me to get inside the palace and steal the holy orb. | 2016-02-25 14:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I know. Now, wear this lovely lingerie and follow me to get inside the palace and you know..... do naughty things People seem to keep forgetting that this is a family forum. | 2016-02-25 14:48:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| People seem to keep forgetting that this is SPARTA!!! No 300 references, please. That movie was mediocre except for that iconic scene. | 2016-02-25 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| More 300 references, please. That movie was an enjoyable, testosterone-filled romp. I agree. Much better than the rubbish that Marvel pumps out every year. | 2016-02-26 10:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I agree. Much better now that Sir Monacle left without the Marvel pumps. Oh, I, ermmm. I don't... Oh, forget it, I don't like marvel anyway. | 2016-02-26 10:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, I, ermmm. I don't... Oh, forget it, I don't like you anyway. Wow. I mean.... I know I've pulled you up about your rule breaking here and there, but you don't need to be like that! You Martians are so rude! | 2016-02-26 11:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Wow. I mean.... I know I've pulled a muscle about your rule breaking here and there, but you don't need donuts! You Martians are so needy! I don't know why everyone around here wants donuts all of a sudden. Sorry about your injury, Ali_Star. | 2016-02-26 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know why everyone around here wants me all of a sudden. Sorry about turning you down, Ali_Star. It's ok. I'm too good for you anyway. | 2016-02-26 17:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| It's not ok. I'm dying of cancer anyway. Wait, really? If I had known, I would have been much kinder to you! | 2016-02-26 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wait, really? If I had known, I would have beaten the crap out of you! We got versus levels for that thankfully. No need to get our hands dirty. Or you can hire an assassin. | 2016-02-28 20:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We got versus videos for that thankfully. No need to get our mouths dirty. Or you can hire an assassin. Wow, I knew they said some pretty inappropriate stuff in that show, but not enough for people to kill each other. | 2016-02-29 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wow, I knew they said some pretty inappropriate stuff in that party, but not enough for suspicious people who licks each other. I don't know what you are talking about. It was an ice cream party after all. | 2016-03-01 09:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't know what love is. It was an ice cube party after all. That makes sense, you wouldn't normally find people forming romantic relationships at such an odd party. | 2016-03-01 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That makes corpses, you wouldn't normally find people forming romantic ends at such an odd machine. Fascinating... who created this and for what purpose? Perhaps it is best to destroy the cursed thing. | 2016-03-02 08:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Fascinating... who created toothpaste and for what purpose? Perhaps it is best to use the cursed thing. Indeed, toothpaste is a very handy substance that allows your teeth to be cleaned of any food that may have stuck. | 2016-03-02 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Indeed, alcohol is a very handy substance that allows your problems to be solved of any issues that may have stuck... *hic!* Get a grip, you obviously need help to handle that situation. Let me buy some, too. | 2016-03-03 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get a life, you obviously need help to start working out. Let me do some reps, too. Whoa, thanks bodybuilder Nemo. I really don't need that much of a workout, but whatever. | 2016-03-03 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Whoa, thanks master Nemo. I really don't need that much of a payment, but whatever. Your service has been useful. Now go and buy yourself something nice. | 2016-03-04 10:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Your service has been terrible. Now go and screw yourself. I mean, there are nicer ways to say that... | 2016-03-04 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I mean, there aren't nicer ways to do that... Then why can't you bury me without suffocating me!? | 2016-03-06 12:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Then why can't you interrogate me without killing me!? Don't ask questions. I'm part of the CIA and I won't let you leave until you confess the truth.  | 2016-03-06 15:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Don't ask questions. I'm part of the Clown Guild and I won't let you leave until you laugh yourself to tears. :hero: You're the hero we need these days. Here, have a potato. | 2016-03-06 18:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You're the technician, we need computers. Here, have my money. Sorry, but that's not my specialty. Ask someone else about computer hardware. | 2016-03-06 19:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry, but that's not my specialty. Ask someone else about destructive miniguns. Whoa whoa, I wasn't talking about miniguns, I was talking about mini-guns. Get it? | 2016-03-06 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Whoa whoa, I wasn't talking about donuts, I was talking about dough-nuts. Get it? Why is everyone here so obsessed with donuts? I mean, they're good and all, but there's always cereal. | 2016-03-06 23:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why is everyone here so obsessed with pizzas? I mean, they're good and all, but there's always marmite. Marmite is terrible and you should know it. Pizza is the essence of life itself. | 2016-03-07 08:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Sir_monacle is terrible and you should know it. TenebrisNemo is the essence of life himself. Conceited, much? You should really aim to be kinder toward people and not think of yourself that highly. | 2016-03-07 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Rebelling much? You should really aim to be kinder toward your lord and not think of getting free from my rule. Your tyranny ends here. We finally have the trump cards and we will use them to bring back justice! | 2016-03-08 11:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Your tyranny starts here. We finally have the crown and we will use it to bring you into power! Thank you, assistant. I'd love it if you could embellish the crown a bit more. | 2016-03-08 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Thank you, TenebrisNemo. I'd love it if you could embellish the pizza a bit more. There you go. Do you have enough money to buy this tasty pizza? And you know, you are a friend. I'll sell it cheap! | 2016-03-08 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| There you go. Do you have enough money to buy France? And you know, you are a tyrant. I'll sell it cheap! Yes, I have millions upon millions of dollars. I have plenty of money. | 2016-03-09 00:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, I have millions upon millions of viruses. I have plenty of diseases. Oh my god, keep out, keep out of my house! You are an incarnation of all cancers in the world! | 2016-03-09 14:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh my god, keep going, keep eating donuts! You are an incarnation of Kirby and/or Yoshi! I'm not sure whether you're complimenting me or insulting me. | 2016-03-09 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm not sure whether you're a god me or very good against me. I've trained for years and I can use my enemies weakness as my advantage. I suggest that you surrender now. | 2016-03-10 12:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I've trained for a day and I can die from my enemies weakness as my disadvantage. I suggest that you kill me now. Gladly. *unsheathes sword and slices TenebrisNemo's head off* | 2016-03-11 03:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Gladly. *unsheathes sword and slices TenebrisNemo's pizza* That's fancy. Well, I'm glad we can share the pizza now. *Chomp* | 2016-03-11 05:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's fancy. Well, I won't share the pizza now. *Punch* Not sharing is one thing, but punching him is a bit much! | 2016-03-11 09:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Not torturing him is one thing, but killing his loved ones in front of him is a bit lame. I have lots of things in my mind. I bet he will open his mouth soon so we know where "it" is! | 2016-03-11 10:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I have lots of things in my drawers. I bet he will open the drawers soon so we know where "it" is! What are you hiding, Nemo? Are you secretly part of an evil corporation? ...that would make perfect sense... | 2016-03-11 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why are you arresting me, Nemo? Are you secretly part of the justice corporation? ...that would make perfect sense... I have all the evidence I need and now we can keep you behind the bars for the rest of your life. | 2016-03-13 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I have all the ingredients I need and now we can bake lots of cookies and get fat together. That's the spirit. #YOLO (do kids still say that these days?) | 2016-03-14 11:25:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| That's the spirit. #JimmyFallon (do kids still watch him these days?) I mean, did people watch him before this generation? I don't remember him being famous for that long. | 2016-03-14 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I mean, did people watch him before this generation? I don't remember him being so freakish. I know right. Ash is not what he used to be. | 2016-03-14 17:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I know right. L1N3R1D3R is not what he used to be. I know, I used to be innocent, but now look what happened... I kinda like it, actually. :hero: | 2016-03-15 00:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know, I used to be a baby, but now look what happened... I kinda like it, actually. :hero: Life happens. I used to be an idiot, once. | 2016-03-15 08:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I am an idiot. The first step is admission. | 2016-03-15 11:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| *At the edge* The first step is my death. The fall won't kill you, but do a flip, please? | 2016-03-15 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The Storm Troopers won't kill you, but shoot them, please? What are you, paranoid that they didn't literally graduate from the Storm Trooper academy of aiming? | 2016-03-15 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What are you, paranoid that they didn't literally graduate from the Presidental academy of leadership? Yes. Look at those abominations in the election. | 2016-03-16 06:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yes. Look at those abominable snowmen. Wait, where? AAH! ...don't play dirty tricks on me ever again, Nemo. | 2016-03-16 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Wait, where? AAH! ...don't play hide & seek with me ever again, Nemo. It was Hide & Seek? I thought it was Search & Destroy. My bad. | 2016-03-17 11:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It was coffee? I thought it was hot chocolate. My god, it's bitter! Sorry, I like a dark roast, but I guess I should have asked you what you wanted to drink first. | 2016-03-18 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry, I like turtles. Is it 2007 again? | 2016-03-18 11:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Is it 2016 again? I don't know what you mean by "again", it's been that way for a while. | 2016-03-18 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know what you mean by "fire", it's been that way for a while. Get the hell outta here if you want to live, you ignorant fool! It's a miracle that you're still alive! | 2016-03-20 22:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get the hell over here if you want a million dollars, you lucky fool! It's a miracle that you've won this raffle! I didn't know that this is how the raffle would be redeemed, but I'm glad at my victory regardless! | 2016-03-21 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I didn't know that this is how the loot would be redeemed, but I'm glad at my victory regardless! Think again, the guards just spotted you and raised the alarm. | 2016-03-22 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Think again, Obama just spotted you and raised his hands. I know, right? I'm so full of party, even the president starts to dance just looking at me! | 2016-03-22 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know, right? I'm so full of rotten flesh, even the president starts to keep his nose blocked just by smelling me! Have you tried to visit a hospital so they can take care of your condition? | 2016-03-22 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Have you tried to visit my house so I can take care of your life? Whoa, I always had a nagging suspicion that you were a murderer, but you didn't have to admit it that openly. | 2016-03-23 00:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Whoa, I always had a nagging suspicion that you were a superhero, but you didn't have to admit it that openly. Surely nothing bad can come after that. | 2016-03-23 09:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Surely nothing good can come from that. I know, that's why I advised against it. (You would be a terrible president.) | 2016-03-23 17:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know, that's why I hate you. (You are a terrible person.) A valid reason for hating someone, to be fair. | 2016-03-23 18:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| A valid reason for hating Trump, to be fair. Oh, you mean everything he's ever said? Yeah, that's a good reason to hate him. | 2016-03-24 04:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Oh, you mean everything he is since he was born? Yeah, that's a good reason to hate him. What should a man do to earn that kind of reputation? | 2016-03-24 08:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What should a man do to earn ONE MILLLLLION DOLLARS? Play poker perhaps? | 2016-03-24 11:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| Play Dark Souls perhaps? You wanna play with me? We can duel in the Battle of Stoicism. | 2016-03-24 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You wanna play with magic? We can duel in Yu-Gi-Oh! That sounds like a good time...five years ago, when I knew the rules to the game. | 2016-03-24 16:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That sounds like an awful time...NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!. You're posting on a videogame forum..... we're all nerds! | 2016-03-24 19:19:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| You're posting on a rich forum..... we're all jealous! Yeah, you wanna know where I got all this moolah? ...from...YouTube, I guess. | 2016-03-25 16:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, you wanna know where I got all these one-sided opinions? ...from...Tumblr. I'm not allowed to say anything about that, otherwise, they will find me. | 2016-03-26 08:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I'm not allowed to say anything about myself, otherwise, a stalker will find me. The sad, sad truth of modern times on the internet... | 2016-03-26 18:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The sad, sad truth of modern times on earth... Surely there's many good things, too. | 2016-03-29 05:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Surely there's many bad things, too. Well apart from the fact it produces TONS of toxic waste per meal, the food is highly toxic and full of fat, the machine will kill you if you touch it with your bare hands, the machine fills up a hall and it will slowly kill you-- ...Wait.... What was I talking about...? Just buy it already! | 2016-03-29 11:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well apart from the fact it produces TONS of gumballs, they are highly toxic and full of fat, the machine will kill you if you touch it with your bare hands, the machine fills up a gumball and it will slowly kill you-- ...Wait.... What was I talking about...? Just buy it already! Why are you so proud of marketing your mass-murdering gumball machine? Who would buy that? | 2016-03-30 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I am so proud of marketing your mass-murdering gumball machine. I would buy that. ...And so it begins. It also comes in red! | 2016-03-30 07:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| ...And so it ends. It also comes back later! What kind of secrets could you possibly be talking about? | 2016-03-30 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What kind of classified information could you possibly be talking about? Uh, none! I shall not open my mouth about the Project Pure Black which will be targeted at your secret bases. I don't know anything about them. | 2016-03-30 17:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Uh, none! I shall not open Facebook until I finish the Project Pure Black which will be targeted at your secret bases. I don't know anything about dogs! Fine, all I asked was if I you wanted to see pictures of my dogs on Facebook. I didn't need to know about your...secret plans that I can now stop. ) | 2016-03-31 03:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Fine, all I asked was if I you wanted to see pictures of my face on Facebook. I didn't need to know about your...secret plans that I can now make true. ) What? I don't get it anymore. Are you a double agent? | 2016-03-31 10:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yes? I don't like it anymore. Are you a slave? Well, that depends on how much you pay me. | 2016-03-31 16:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Well, that depends on how much you love me. This much --> |-----------------------------------------| | 2016-04-01 09:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| I hate you This much --> |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Not the biggest hate I've had. Carry on. | 2016-04-01 11:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Not the biggest hot dog I've had. Carry me to my limo. I know you've eaten a bigger hot dog before, but you really shouldn't push yourself that much every day. | 2016-04-01 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know you've drunk a bigger bottle of whisky before, but you really shouldn't push yourself that much every hour. But I need it! Ya' hear? I don't you need me. | 2016-04-03 07:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| But I need you! Ya' hear? Why don't you need me? Sorry for breaking your heart, but I'm not into that kind of thing. :$ | 2016-04-03 15:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry for breaking your life, but I'm not into that kind of thing. :$ So... you don't have a life? What's wrong with people these days? | 2016-04-03 21:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| So... you don't have Verizon? What's wrong with people these days? That is probably the worst commercial for a phone company I've heard in years. | 2016-04-03 21:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That is probably the worst commercial for a toilet company I've heard in years. It was full of crap! Get it? ...no? Okay. | 2016-04-03 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It was full of crap! Get it? ...no? Crap. Yes, I know it's crap, but what's that got to do wi--ooooohhhhh. | 2016-04-04 01:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, I know it's black, but what's that got to do wi--ooooohhhhh. That's kinda racist, don't you think, bucko? | 2016-04-04 07:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
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