Archive: 1035 posts

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Death by swinging my own machete.

2015-12-05 08:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I find a catapult strong enough to launch you into space, and I forget to give you a spacesuit.

2015-12-06 00:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by starvation due to me being on mars- Do I even need a spacesuit!?

2015-12-06 14:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by trying to understand Sir monacle's logic. (Why would he die of starvation if you're on Mars?)

2015-12-06 20:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by listening to L1N3R1D3R's and sir_monacle's plans how they are going to kill you.

2015-12-07 06:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by the power of greysku-

2015-12-07 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by HEEYEYEYEYE

2015-12-07 07:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by HEEYEYEYEYE Death by a terrible- HEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE - song..

2015-12-07 07:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by a terrible- HEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE - song.. Death by not knowin' WHAT'S GOIN' ON!?

2015-12-07 07:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by the true power of the Monando. :hero:

2015-12-07 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by eating a donut.

2015-12-07 15:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by eating Sir monacle's donut.

2015-12-07 18:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by eating poison.

2015-12-07 18:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by eating Sir monacle's donut with poison jelly.

2015-12-08 02:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by tasting my poison jelly farm.

2015-12-08 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by Sir monacle's toxic farm.

2015-12-08 08:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by my bee farm.

2015-12-08 16:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by mars oblivion.

2015-12-08 16:52:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Death by going in mars oblivion where I hide my bee farm...

2015-12-08 18:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by this. http://static.tumblr.com/3kkyxvs/7nom9phjw/alucardsotn2.gif

2015-12-08 22:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by Sheik combos.

2015-12-09 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by 360 no scope headshot longshot.

2015-12-09 06:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by straining you to the ground and watch as the infection gets worse and worse as you slowly torture....

2015-12-09 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by Sir monacle's stare.

2015-12-09 07:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*Deeply stares*

2015-12-09 11:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Awesome_fd67c5_1027075.gif KILLSTREAK

2015-12-09 13:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death for cheating.

2015-12-09 15:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by being banned.

2015-12-09 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death for banning.

2015-12-10 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by not being online in eternity.

2015-12-10 09:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death for dying.

2015-12-10 12:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Let me think of an actually clever method of dying, hmm... Neurotoxin. :hero:

2015-12-10 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death for pressing red, shiny (oh, so shiny) button.

2015-12-11 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by travelling to the past and being killed for having opinions.

2015-12-11 10:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death for witch craft.

2015-12-11 11:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death for mistaken as witch.

2015-12-11 11:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death for killing.

2015-12-11 11:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death for not putting anything inside the vending machine.

2015-12-11 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death for not having enough money for the vending machine.

2015-12-11 15:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death for eating too much cake, candy and crisps.

2015-12-12 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death of old age.

2015-12-12 12:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death of young age.

2015-12-12 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death of middle age. 8)

2015-12-12 21:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death of the Dark Ages.

2015-12-13 05:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death of the swan-flu

2015-12-13 07:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death of the swine-flu.

2015-12-13 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death of scp 727-j

2015-12-14 06:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death from lag.

2015-12-14 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death of prolonged exposure to my death machine.

2015-12-14 13:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death from the death machine from Meanwhile.

2015-12-14 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death from the Horrible Machine from Rayman 3.

2015-12-14 18:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from a 10 ton anvil made of your favorite food.

2015-12-14 23:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Died for dying.

2015-12-15 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by putting into your coffin, burying the coffin and then suffocate.

2015-12-15 10:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Coffins are expensive, death from being cremated.

2015-12-15 17:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death from buried alive.

2015-12-15 19:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from unused content.

2015-12-16 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death from Sir monacle's browser history.

2015-12-16 08:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by things that shouldn't be seen by the human eye.

2015-12-16 16:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by things that shouldn't be contact with the human eye.

2015-12-16 21:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by choking......

2015-12-17 07:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by everything what Sir monacle did to the System.

2015-12-17 08:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by being programmed.

2015-12-18 15:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by an emotional teenager.

2015-12-20 00:26:00 Author: Vervesack Posts: 74

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Death from all these bland means of death, all collapsed into one extremely loud sound that blasts your ears to the point of death.

2015-12-20 01:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death bu a group of gangstas which kills you on the street during midnight with baseball bats, knives and spit.

2015-12-20 18:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by a machine turning you into a lollipop, and TenebrisNemo is approaching.

2015-12-20 21:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by my strong, shiny, white, healthy teeth.

2015-12-20 22:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by subjection to Fairly Oddparents for 10 hours straight.

2015-12-21 01:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by a machine turning you into a snowman and L1N3R1D3R is riding towards you.

2015-12-21 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Deth yb mispellng evry werd inn a rezoomay.

2015-12-21 15:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by Christmas snow.

2015-12-21 16:06:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Death by black Christmas.

2015-12-21 16:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by white Christmas, i.e. the snow piling on you and making you collapse while you're outside.

2015-12-22 16:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by all the chocolate which you got for Christmas. You were forced to eat them.

2015-12-26 23:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by being fed TenebrisNemo's lollipop, and now he's mad at you.

2015-12-28 17:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by surviving death itself.

2015-12-29 09:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by failing to defuse a bomb.

2015-12-29 16:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by being a suicide bomber but someone defused your bomb so they beat you to death in prison.

2015-12-30 00:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by being glared at by TenebrisNemo.

2015-12-30 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by being glared at by Michael Rosen.

2015-12-30 13:27:00 Author: Vervesack Posts: 74

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Death by being a plum in Michael Rosen's bag when he was 6.

2015-12-30 21:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by roses..... https://www.cadbury.co.uk/products/Roses-2411?p=2411

2015-12-31 08:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by having roses shoved down your throat by Sir monacle.

2015-12-31 17:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death for not eating your roses! :hero:

2016-01-03 09:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death from the spikes on the roses. Sir monacle, roses aren't wholly edible.

2016-01-03 20:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death the spikes on my Toblerone (http://www.toblerone.co.uk/).

2016-01-04 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by the spikes of my look.

2016-01-05 23:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by being turned to stone (http://myths.e2bn.org/mythsandlegends/userstory18970-the-story-of-medusa-and-the-greek-goddess-athena.html)

2016-01-08 08:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by being turned into ash.

2016-01-08 09:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by staring into the eyes of MedusaNemo.

2016-01-09 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by staring into the eyes of your electricity bill. :hero:

2016-01-10 07:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by staring into the eyes of your soul. Oh god.

2016-01-10 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by realizing I don't have a soul

2016-01-16 08:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

2016-01-17 10:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Death by Outlaw-Jack's pistol.

2016-01-17 21:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by L1N3R1D3R's scarf.

2016-01-17 23:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by TenebrisNemo's lollipop choking you.

2016-01-18 22:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by being crushed by L1N3R1D3R's sled.

2016-01-19 05:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by the superweapon! L1N3R1D3R's scarf -- To choke you. TeenbrisNemo's lollipop -- To stop you from screaming. Outlaw-jack's pistol -- To ensure pain. Behold my mighty weapon!

2016-01-20 06:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by Sir monacle's eyes, targeting you with his pistol and burning your soul.

2016-01-20 09:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by being forced into the grayscale world depicted in TenebrisNemo's signature.

2016-01-22 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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DeAtH bY tRiPpInG aLl OvEr!

2016-01-22 05:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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DeAtH By StaRtInG aN Unwanted TrEnD

2016-01-22 06:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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DeAtH bY sIr MoNaClE's MuShRoOmS.

2016-01-22 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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DeAtH bY fOlLoWiNg TeNeBrIsNeMo'S nEw TrEnD.

2016-01-22 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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DeAtH By mY BaTHrOom MuShROoMs

2016-01-23 07:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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DeAtH bEcAuSe EvErY tImE yOu PrEsS tHe ShIfT kEy, YoU aRe InJeCtEd WiTh PoIsOn.

2016-01-24 02:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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DeAtH By The Very ThOuGhT ThAt I'M Using CApS CaUusIInG YOur BRaIn tO eXPLodE.

2016-01-24 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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DeAtH bEcAuSe EvErY tImE yOu PrEsS tHe CaPs LoCk KeY, a PaRt Of YoUr BrAiNs AnD sOuL vAnIsHeS.

2016-01-24 20:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from breaking the streak, and everyone gets mad at you. 8D

2016-01-24 22:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by committing suicide because you thought I was angry from breaking the streak.

2016-01-25 00:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death because there's a poky rock and I shove you into it.

2016-01-25 03:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by an avalanche.

2016-01-25 06:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I hAvE No SoUlvg hj vgfy byghhjbhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Death by removing the brain stem.

2016-01-25 06:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by an AVALANCHE:r.

2016-01-25 06:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from boredom at all these lame methods of death.

2016-01-26 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by walking on a street happily on a beautiful morning but then suddenly L1N3R1D3R's sled came from the outer space and started to run over people. You run inside a store to hide from that monstrous, cursed construct. But it won't help, the store's walls can't handle the sled and it starts to squeeze other people before your eyes. You run through the back door to an alley, and find out that there's no escape. The sled follows you, slowly. You back down at the alley's dead end, then the sled speeds up at you at the speed of a formula car, and you cry out a horrible scream. Then it squeezes you to death.

2016-01-26 10:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by having TenebrisNemo's lollipop being forcefully shoved down your throat until it obstructs your wind pipes, and when you try to cough it out, the stick pokes through the roof of your mouth into the brain.

2016-01-27 02:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by stealing a vital part of my weapon, witch causes an alternate universe where you fall into a pit, and you're all out of lives.

2016-01-27 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by Sir Monacle's cursed eyes, which you thought were just mere glass artifacts, meant to decorate your home. You buy some in an old store, and put the glass eyes at the top of your bookshelf, next to the picture of your friends and your loved one. One night, you hear weird noises from your living room. You wake up, walk in and try to put on the lights, finding out that the lights have died out. So you pick up a flashlight and go investigate the source of the weird noises which keeps you awake. Then you see the eyes glowing at the middle of the living room. You shut the flashlight in reflex, you just saw that it was looking for you. You peek from the corner and see how the eyes gains a form. A horrific alien form which makes you breath heavily. Then the eyes saw you and starts to chase you. You run away at your toilet and lock the door. The creature bangs your door and roars, then you can hear it crash a window broken and going away. You leave your toilet, arms shaking, you look around your dark house. Then you feel breathing at your back. The last thing you see are those same eyes again, and the last thing you feel are cold, long spikes penetrating your torso.

2016-01-27 11:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You didn't buy anything else from my store... I hunt you down.... Offer you a slice of cake, right before- You begin to choke on the cake.... Still choking.... Choking... Dead....

2016-01-29 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by being crushed by an elevator with TenebrisNemo in it.

2016-01-29 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by falling down the elevator latch....

2016-01-31 07:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Death by being in the elevator, because TenebrisNemo's farts are noxious. :hero:

2016-01-31 20:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death from telling a lie! I do not fart, I spawn dark spirits.

2016-02-01 07:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from being possessed by TenebrisNemo's dark spirits.

2016-02-01 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death from TenebrisNemo's cursed lollipop. You thought it was just an ordinary lollipop which would taste great but would also be annoyingly big and would take hours to lick it away. However, you decide to buy one from a shady merchant within a carnival in a thought that you won't leave the carnival in a long while. You lick the lollipop while watching everybody within the carnival having fun in the amusement rides, roller coasters and carousels. Suddenly, everyone stops. The time stops, the amusement rides stops and the popcorn bucket which was falling from sick looking boy's hands stops midair. You are slightly scary from this unnatural event. Then you see a shadowy figure walking towards you from the crowd. While everyone else in the carnival has frozen, the shadowy person is as much lively as you, and he is holding a pocket watch in his left hand, making the clock noises which echoes in your head. Tick... tock... tick... tock... You run away from the long-haired man. At the gates you realize that they won't open because the time has frozen everything in their places. You can't escape, you're still holding the normal looking lollipop in your right hand and the shadowy figure runs towards you in inhuman speed. He is holding an unnaturally glowing longsword in his right hand and still holding the same pocket watch in his left one. Then you proceed to crush the lollipop on the ground with your leg. Then the shadowy figure fades. Everything is back to normal. You are relieved, it was just a daydream, or a daynightmare... Daymare? Then everything stops again after few minutes. The lollipop pieces are glowing on the ground. You hear the ticking voice again. This time, a white mist is in the carnival. You can't just stand there so you start running without any knowledge what you should do now. Then the vampiric person jumps right before you and starts slashing you with his sword. Every cut starts to burn instantly and the last thing you see is your body being burned away from that demonic sword. Then he took the lollipop pieces from the ground, cleaned it and put the pieces back together with some dark magic and whispered: My lollipop.

2016-02-01 20:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from witnessing TenebrisNemo wasting his time on insignificant matters.

2016-02-01 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death from L1N3R1D3R's bomb. You woke up in your bedroom for a new beautiful day. Then you see a bomb in your living room. You call the police and they brought you L1N3R1D3R. He was the new Bomb Expert in their team and he started to defuse the bomb which would explode within 3 minutes. Everyone was waiting outside the house, even you. But then L1N3R1D3R asked you to come at the bomb. The person who left that bomb also left a clue. The code required for defusing is "in your heart" so you agreed that L1N3R1D3R would rip your heart off and find the clue within it so you house and neighbour's house would be left unharmed. After that scenario, you are lying on the ground, losing blood and watching him defusing the code while he is opening your heart literally. Then he said: Oops, I thought he meant it figuratively, "blood" wasn't the right- And before the sentence is finished, you see yourself and L1N3R1D3R being blown away by that bomb. Then everything fades.

2016-02-02 10:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from being the technician while TenebrisNemo is the expert. 8D

2016-02-03 02:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death from pushing off from the edge of Grand Canyon, but it was just a prank, bro!

2016-02-03 11:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from having the one seat with the defective seatbelt in a crazy roller coaster.

2016-02-05 04:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death for being a redshirt.

2016-02-08 17:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death from hearing TenebrisNemo and thinking he was discriminating against you.

2016-02-12 05:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death from Mario chasing you and you have no other purpose in life except to circle around until he jumps on you and crushes your body. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k900hqBNc14

2016-02-12 10:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death because I'm pretty sure Sir_monacle has taken over Nemo's account and will yours, too.

2016-02-13 02:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Death by a punch to the face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHFN4-BLcIo

2016-02-14 22:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Death by cartoon sound effects.

2016-02-15 16:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a sniper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq3N46ciKJw

2016-02-16 14:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the return of Outlaw_Jack...maybe?

2016-02-16 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a ___ walking big ____ Metal ___ Gear with ___ blades ____ & ____! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPBsR_Zj7k

2016-02-17 00:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by overly protective officials censoring everything you do.

2016-02-17 04:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a crappy magician who literally made you vanish with miniguns and flamethrowers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfWug0HhTE

2016-02-17 09:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by SSBBrawl Meta Knight

2016-02-17 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have used the blue shell.

2016-02-17 21:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have used Melee Fox.

2016-02-17 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have destroyed their houses and call it a prank.

2016-02-19 09:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have let them order your pizza.

2016-02-19 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have dated their girlfriends and boyfriends.

2016-02-25 09:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have played Mario Party with them.

2016-02-25 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your friends. You shouldn't have invaded them in Dark Souls.

2016-02-25 14:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your Dark Souls. You shouldn't have invaded them in friends.

2016-02-25 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Dark Souls. You shouldn't have invaded them in your friends.

2016-02-28 20:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Dark Souls. You shouldn't friends invaded have in your them.

2016-02-29 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed Dark Souls friends. You shouldn't invaded by in your them have.

2016-03-01 09:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by getting really annoyed at our slight alterations of the same basic mode of death.

2016-03-01 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by getting annoyed from that but not from the fact that I blew up your future wife.

2016-03-02 08:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your future wife. :$

2016-03-02 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your future father in law.

2016-03-03 09:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your current father in law.

2016-03-03 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your lost twin brother.

2016-03-04 10:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your long-lost cousin.

2016-03-04 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your son from the future.

2016-03-06 18:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Pac-Man's insane appetite.

2016-03-06 19:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Wander's insane appetite.

2016-03-06 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Kirby's insane appetite.

2016-03-06 23:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Mario's insane appetite.

2016-03-07 07:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Yoshi's insane appetite.

2016-03-07 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by Chosen Undead's insane appetite.

2016-03-08 10:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a Super Smash Bros. game.

2016-03-08 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught in Metal gear Rising.

2016-03-08 18:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a car accident.

2016-03-09 00:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught in Dark Souls.

2016-03-09 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a paper shredder.

2016-03-09 22:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught while hiding from the burglars.

2016-03-10 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a capital K as the letter i in the word "Killed".

2016-03-11 03:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by Ali_Star for making a spelling error.

2016-03-11 05:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a fishing net.

2016-03-11 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by Michael Rosen's gaze.

2016-03-13 20:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in the Matrix at the wrong time.

2016-03-14 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by Hulk on his incredible moment.

2016-03-14 16:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught as a human baseball in a giant's game of baseball.

2016-03-15 00:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by your mother on 3 a.m. when you're on your computer.

2016-03-15 07:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a catch 22 that rips the space-time continuum.

2016-03-15 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by early morning and you didn't sleep enough.

2016-03-16 06:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in a noose on a tree.

2016-03-16 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught as a human football and Senator Armstrong kicks you away.

2016-03-17 09:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught in the empty void of space without a spacesuit.

2016-03-18 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by the Jehova's Witnesses.

2016-03-20 21:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught saying something atheist in a church.

2016-03-21 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught saying something Christian in an Islamic church.

2016-03-22 09:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being caught by the Nazis in a Jewish church.

2016-03-22 16:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by the Soviets in a Nazi church.

2016-03-22 22:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being shot. 8D

2016-03-22 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by a bullet which was shot.

2016-03-23 08:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being shot by a bullet which was caught.

2016-03-23 16:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by a combo.

2016-03-24 07:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by TenebrisNemo.

2016-03-24 16:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being caught by TenebrisNemo's kill.

2016-03-29 05:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by breaking the trend like me.

2016-03-30 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by breaking a person like me.

2016-03-30 17:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by breaking the wind like Sir monacle. 8D

2016-03-31 03:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by the raging wind of the north. You should have killed it. 8)

2016-03-31 10:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by trying to be conscious of all jokes at once.

2016-04-01 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a joke. It was just a prank, bro!

2016-04-03 18:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by a ridiculous combo.

2016-04-03 19:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by a ridiculous kill.

2016-04-03 21:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed kill killy kill kill.

2016-04-04 01:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by killing's killing kill.

2016-04-04 06:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by killing krill. :usrs:

2016-04-04 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by :usrs:.

2016-04-05 05:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I accidentally used an emoticon from another forum. :hero:

2016-04-05 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by all the emoticons which you never use. :colossus:

2016-04-05 15:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by the army of emoticons. :ho od::star::r oyalty:>_>:swoop::bigToggle::smallToggle::oddSock:

2016-04-06 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by emoticons which you didn't involve into your army. :arg::kz::tophat::blush ::eek:

2016-04-06 04:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed from forum glitches which prevented certain emoticons from posting even though I put all of them in.

2016-04-06 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by my music.

2016-04-07 11:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by Dr. Orpheus.

2016-04-08 01:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by your everyday doctor.

2016-04-08 08:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by your mother's menacing glare.

2016-04-08 16:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed my Michael Rosen's menacing glare.

2016-04-10 12:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I took you up to the top of the Grand Canyon and told you I would give you a million dollars if you survived the jump. :hero:

2016-04-10 20:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because I took you at the swimming pool and told you I would give you a doughnut if you survive 20 minutes underwater. 8)

2016-04-10 22:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed because I put you in Nathan Drake's situation. :swoop:

2016-04-11 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed because I put you in Putin's situation. :bigToggle:

2016-04-13 06:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being subjected to my Language Arts class. :eek:

2016-04-13 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being subjected to my suicidal arts class. :oddSock: It's not real.

2016-04-15 08:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being subjected to a full Donald Trump rally.

2016-04-17 00:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a Mexican and walking into Donald Trump within a dark alley.

2016-04-18 06:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being subject to any candidate's rally, TBH.

2016-04-18 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being in the crowd watching the most brutal fight of the ages.

2016-04-18 15:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being Charles Dickinson and being shot by Andrew Jackson.

2016-04-19 00:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a dog and wandering into a Chinese restaurant.

2016-04-19 05:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being a Mexican and walking into the United States of Trumpmerica.

2016-04-20 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being a door and get knocked for so many times until you break down.

2016-04-20 06:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by a row of pain-full tests full of dangerous hazards that may include, (but is not limited to): Beavers, acid, robotic implants, tumblr and that show everyone hates for some reason.

2016-04-20 09:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by being a potato in an asdfmovie.

2016-04-20 12:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being subjected to a room full of turrets from Portal. As GlaDOS would put it, "They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck!"

2016-04-20 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being an invader and invading the world master with his two phantoms in Dark Souls.

2016-04-21 05:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being poked into water.

2016-04-21 08:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Killed by being poked into a pool full of lava.

2016-04-21 10:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being "poked" with a sword.

2016-04-22 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being "poked" by L1N3R1D3R's sled.

2016-04-22 06:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being "poked" on Facebook too many times.

2016-04-23 19:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being "poked" by Michael Rosen's gaze too many times.

2016-04-23 21:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being blown up by Hank Hill's propane.

2016-04-24 00:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being "poked" by Achmed's explosion.

2016-04-24 14:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Killed by being "poked" by a bullet.

2016-04-24 21:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killed by being "poked" by L1N3R1D3R's car when he's driving for the first time. :hero:

2016-04-25 05:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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