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Negative. Santa Claus lives in the Lapland and doesn't have the time or energy necessary to bring himself to the town. However, if the Santa Claus we are speaking of is a metaphor for the spirit of Christmas, then heck yes!

What the heck is monadology?		2015-11-12 16:56:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

You know Google exists, right?

What is cheese, again?		2015-11-13 03:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You know Google exists, right?

Why is W called double-U when it looks like double-V?		2015-11-13 08:30:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Because when the letter was originally wrote, it was more rounded, so it looked like two U's.

Luke, am I your father?		2015-11-13 13:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

There is a test to determine that, so that is an unnecessary question.

Wouldn't it be... NICE IF WE WERE OLDER, AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LOO-O-OONG?

AND WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD WAKE UP IN THE KIND OF WORLD WHERE WE BE-LOO-O-OONG?		2015-11-17 12:08:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

It would be, but sadly thus is life.

Did FreeAim paint the sky blue?		2015-11-18 03:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No. This individual is not to blame. Sky is blue because of its constitution of gasses.

Can't we all just get along?		2015-11-18 14:30:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I'm afraid that is an impossible proposition. Since all grudges have already been established, a monumental, superhuman task would be needed to bring everyone to peace.

Did you know that X is jump?		2015-11-20 13:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

There are several video games where X doesn't equal "jump". Therefore, your sentence is false and can't be answered on its own merits.

YOU TALKING TO ME!?		2015-11-21 00:51:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Yes, I was talking to you. I shall repeat myself: Why haven't you cleaned your room yet?

Umad?		2015-11-21 01:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whatever you mean with the word "mad", the answer is yes. This individual is, both, aggressive and insane.

You here to pick a fight or you here to pick your nose?		2015-11-21 15:45:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I wish not to start a conflict. Instead I have merely run out of tissues.

Do you find men attractive?		2015-11-21 16:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

If you are asking whether I can judge the attractiveness of a male individual, the answer is yes. If you are asking me whether I am attracted to men, then the answer is private.

How's it wiping?		2015-11-22 10:19:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

It's wiping pretty well. There's still a bit of residue in the corner that I can't seem to remove, but otherwise it's good.

Are these the droids you're looking for?		2015-11-22 15:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The droids in question are exactly the droids this individual has been looking for. To conclude, positive.

Caves of space?		2015-11-22 18:31:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

There is plenty of room in this cave, but there is not the near-vacuum that is outer space. Can you specify?

Snow? 		2015-11-22 19:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Snow is crystalline ice water that falls from the clouds.

Which are better, caves or space?		2015-11-24 12:05:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I would say space, as the nature of space allowed Earth to exist as it does.

Where are you now that I need you?		2015-11-24 22:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Presumably in a different location, judging by you having to ask that question.

If space is better than caves then why u say cavemen are better than spacemen?		2015-11-25 15:05:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

U know nut me.


I am smrt. 		2015-11-25 16:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

That's not a question, but alright.

Pizza or sushi?		2015-11-25 21:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Ahhh, the common question that has annoyed man since the japaneese arts of sushi, to the unhealthy, yet refreshing taste of pizza..... Why not both? Oh, but do remember to eat the sushi in one bite! It's disgrace-full if you don't!


....?		2015-11-26 07:25:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Very.

Aren't these supposed to be smart answers? As such, I feel a bit of a lack of resolution for my last question, so I'll repeat it:

If space is better than caves then why u say cavemen are better than spacemen?		2015-11-26 11:34:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

u know nut me.


I am smrt. 		2015-11-26 11:36:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir monacle, please.

Usrs?		2015-11-26 16:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

All your questions will be answered by the video above me.


No. I am smrt?		2015-11-26 18:07:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No. You are sir_monacle according to your PSN.

English, mothafuka! Do you speak it!?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8k5Sbl5gwa4/hqdefault.jpg		2015-11-26 19:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Indubitably.

If space is better than caves then why u say cavemen are better than spacemen?		2015-11-26 19:21:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

u know nut me.



I am smrt. 		2015-11-26 19:40:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

...please follow the rules by posting a question that I can answer next time, Sir monacle.

Am I smrt? 		2015-11-28 00:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

NO. YOU ARE NOT SMRT. YOU ARE L1N3R1D3R.

Astronauts would beat the crap out of cavemen, wouldn't they?		2015-11-28 01:03:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

No, they would not, They would definitely win in a battle, but they could not knock feces out of their body in a battle.

Is "shut up" a bad word, mommy?		2015-11-28 02:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Shut up. And stop calling me that.




Is L1N3R1D3R insane?		2015-11-28 07:43:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, he was just posting a dumb question to follow with the theme of the thread.

Is Shovel Knight hard?		2015-11-28 15:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Nahhhh Just mlg 360 quickdig that d



Join the triangles https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/ have you joined yet?		2015-11-29 07:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, I prefer to keep my sanity.

PLAY MY LVLS PLS?		2015-11-29 19:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Okay! H4H P4P C4C ASDFDSASFDFGFFHRSDJGGDFG!!11!!111!

(P.S. I don't actually do 'H4H, P4P OR C4C&apos


If you will not join, play the board game. http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/ Please?		2015-11-29 21:15:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I don't need to play it. We are already part of the game.

*Holds sunglasses* Whad are dhese?		2015-11-29 21:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

"dhese" are glasses specially made so that everyone can wear them to protect their eyes from the sun.

Hoo hah?		2015-11-29 23:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8PhxSnhg



But, why?		2015-11-30 06:40:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Because apparently muppets are the big next thing in the line of other merchandised products ruined by capitalism.

Why is Finland so awesome?		2015-11-30 13:35:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Because everyone there is Finnish.

Sims Party?		2015-11-30 13:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Just because you got an invitation to a home party doesn't mean it's a Sims cosplay party.

Remember me?		2015-11-30 15:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No..... Hey look! It's that person... Y'know, the clown..... Ronald Mcdonald!




You won a screwdriver! How do you feel?		2015-11-30 15:48:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Great. Now I can give you something so you can go and screw yourself.

They died but not really?		2015-11-30 23:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Stop turning sentences into questions to follow the pattern.

Should I die?		2015-12-01 04:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You should face your problems like a decent human being. Get over it.

Human bean?		2015-12-01 05:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yeah, human bean, want one? They're human flavoured.



Doctor, do I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis?		2015-12-01 12:41:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, but you have Thromboangiitis obliterans, which is a segmental occlusive inflammatory condition of arteries and veins, characterized by thrombosis and recanalization of the affected vessels.

What is "Empirism"???		2015-12-01 13:50:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

One second... *goes on google...* all I got was the emperor's new groove.



I am smrt? 		2015-12-01 14:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Not really, but thanks for making it a question.

Wanna watch MLP?		2015-12-01 23:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No.... And stop following me!




Would I make a better line rider than L1N3R1D3R?		2015-12-02 06:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Pfft, of course not. How could you outclass the line rider in riding lines?

Are you dad?		2015-12-02 13:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

We have a different DNA, so I am not your dad. Also, I don't suppose I have ever made anyone carry a child for me, so probably not.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the kind of world where we beloo-o-oong?		2015-12-02 14:22:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

No, go home E.T., you're drunk.

Why.... Why did you eat my television? And how!?		2015-12-02 15:40:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Get real. Someone stole it. I just arrived here.

Why's the window broken?		2015-12-02 16:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Erm..... Yeah... the door was locked so.... HEY LOOK! WHAT'S THAT!? *bails out of broken window*



Linux.		2015-12-02 19:09:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Liiiiinuuuux.....

Why didn't you put a question? 		2015-12-02 20:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Likely because he didn't notice which forum game he was posting in. It happens to the best of us.2015-12-03 04:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Open your mouth if you intend to speak.

Ehh... hello? Ring ring, hello? 8D		2015-12-03 10:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Greetings. This is HAL 9000. I see you are trying to hang up this call. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

How much money is there?		2015-12-03 11:17:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Not enough for all of us.... Hands off!

Why not?		2015-12-03 13:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Because you are incapable of handling such a big vehicle at a young age.

2+2=?		2015-12-03 22:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

5 it = 5, I'm not telling you again.



What comes after the letter @?		2015-12-04 07:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

A lowercase B in a circle, which is not a standard keyboard key.

Ketchup?		2015-12-04 14:12:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No. Mustard.


No!? Why would I do that!?		2015-12-04 19:00:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Because it would improve your grade and increase your likelihood of making it into college.

But...why?		2015-12-04 22:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Because of reasons, unspecified.

How many seconds in eternity?		2015-12-04 23:22:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Eternity is infinite, so there are infinite seconds, minutes, hours, and even millenia.

Cake?		2015-12-05 00:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yum! Yum! Into my tum! Bring on the ca-



Is the cake poison?		2015-12-05 07:42:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The cake itself is not poison to anyone other than people whose bodies can't withstand sugar.

The question is... have there been any similar murders?		2015-12-05 18:50:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

No... Nobody is a monster to that extent.



Geeze, that's a bit harsh, don't you think?		2015-12-05 18:57:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, I think the punishment I have bestowed upon you is fully justified.

Do midgets have night vision?		2015-12-06 00:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Let's check...



Say, where's Ali_star when you need him?		2015-12-06 13:55:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I'm pretty sure we don't need Ali-Star, though he would be nice to have. Anyway I wouldn't know where he would be.

Am I keyboard?		2015-12-06 20:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No. You are a living human b-b-being, using an account in a website.

You have impressive knowledge and leverage. Take that away, what are you?		2015-12-07 06:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I am helmuuuut.


I'm.... Still helmuut?		2015-12-07 06:58:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No. according to your PSN and to your LBPC account's name, you are Sir monacle.

Helmuut?		2015-12-07 07:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Helmut.


No, that will never work!?		2015-12-07 07:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Please stand by the position where you are right now and wait for the help.

Metal Gear!?		2015-12-07 07:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, it's actually cardboard.



Why won't you go into this deadly machine!?		2015-12-07 07:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir, if I would do that then I would most likely be dead. I don't know how you would feel, but I would feel great pain and my loved ones would be heartbroken.

Is this fate?		2015-12-07 07:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, it is simply the choice that you have chosen for yourself.

But...where?		2015-12-07 14:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Hey look! There's an alien! *Points at L1N3R1D3R*


...Is that so?		2015-12-07 14:52:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You should have known what would happen. Now accept your fate and come with us. Everything what you'll say will be put against you.

A keyblade!?		2015-12-07 17:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, a giant key....Don't swing that thing!| AHHHHHHHHH!



So, who committed the murder?		2015-12-07 18:54:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

It was obviously the butler. It's always the butler.

I FYOU DONTR LIKE GHE GAME WHY DO YOYU YTALK ABOUT THE GAME!!"?		2015-12-07 22:23:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Because some games need some honest, polite criticism to help the developers improve.

360 noscope MLG wombo combo?		2015-12-08 02:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You gunnah git shrek'd m9?



What on earth are you two doing?		2015-12-08 06:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Eating chicken. The fridge was full of it and the best-before day expires tomorrow.

Would you please get out from my chimney!?		2015-12-08 07:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Don't get your ho-ho-hopes up! It seems that my body mass has caused me to get stuck in here.2015-12-08 14:17:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Is FREEAIM... Asleep? Really? But, he's stuck in a chimney, right? FREEAIM!? You awake!?



Say, can I burn some firewood in this chimney!?		2015-12-08 15:49:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Okay, just don't make fire.

Where it's heading?		2015-12-08 17:02:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

Into your house, yeah, that's quite convenient actually..


Oh, funny story... Do I really have to tell you why I'm stuck here?		2015-12-08 17:52:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I think that is not necessary. I bet that you smelled some delicious cheese in this room, but then you forgot that you wanted to catch your "super mutant mouses" with this perfect plan of yours but you stepped onto the rope and the cage above you fell.

Should I call the firemen?		2015-12-08 22:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Don't be ridiculous, Nemo. It's a candle, it won't hurt anyone.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?		2015-12-09 03:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A mayonnaise would be uniquely a percussion instrument in a very rare way if there is any songs with the sound effect of a mayonnaise hitting the floor etc.

Hornets!?		2015-12-09 06:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yeah, hornets... You can touch them if you want....



Mini sandwich?		2015-12-09 07:03:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

It is like a regular sandwich, but smaller in size.

What are earwigs even trying to do?		2015-12-09 12:43:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

The same thing which any other animal would try to do in this world: survive.

Where did I go wrong?		2015-12-09 14:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well, to start, you said your plans while you where phoning the police -trying to get them to be busy-

second of all, when I came through your house, you were cutting her up like a pizza on a friday, but (of course) with more screaming... Oh and you shouted "How do you like my cooking now!? Huh!? Huh!? I'll show you who cooks bad!"

And last but not least, elementary, my dear watsin...

Am I good detective now?		2015-12-09 15:20:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No. You were high and imagined everything in your office.

Are you dead?		2015-12-09 20:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

*pokes wall* I don't think so- *car runs me down*




try harder?		2015-12-10 07:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I don't need to. It's only one press from this button and backup will arrive.

Are you scared?		2015-12-10 09:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I've been brought up in an overprotective environment. I'm always scared.

Who the man!?!?!		2015-12-10 10:00:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Every male has certain chromosomes which makes them different from females.

Who's a good boy?		2015-12-10 10:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

*barks*


*sits down* *tilts head*		2015-12-10 12:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, you can not go outside. It's far too late, and you could get hurt.

Can I haz cheezburger?		2015-12-10 22:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Sir, this is your 45th cheese burger, I'm going to have to stop you, this isn't healthy.



no, why would I do that?		2015-12-11 07:26:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

She's losing blood! You* have to take her to the hospital right now!

Are you a boy or a girl?		2015-12-11 11:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Oh, I'm- Wait, where am I? Why is this room full of meat?


You're going to kill me, aren't you?		2015-12-11 11:50:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Sir, I am the surgeon who will fix that organ of yours. Now relax, the best people are here to help you.

Eheh, oops?		2015-12-12 11:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Is there poison in this pie?


Gaemboy camera's creep me out, you?		2015-12-12 12:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I don't find it creepy. In fact, I find it entertaining more than anything.

Hungry?		2015-12-12 21:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

It may be creepy if someone is actually staring at us from it, but I hardly think so.

It's over?

//Sniped.		2015-12-12 21:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, m-mainly because you find a black and white smiling stitched-up face with long hair with message "why are you running" entertaining.... Okay. Maybe I was a bit too detailed....


Moving on?		2015-12-12 21:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, we're not. We still haven't resolved the issue, and it's serious.

Rweded?		2015-12-13 04:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Rweded? Weeded? Don't do drugs!


Trying is effortless..... You're stuck there good?		2015-12-13 07:34:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I may not have defeated you before... but I learn from my mistakes and will be stronger than you this time!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/62/e9/a5/62e9a5ef4462d20ef3c65053e0a17626.jpg		2015-12-13 19:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-73-smVLi0




.....?		2015-12-14 06:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

That's right! Your reward will come soon enough.

Why can't you notice anything!?		2015-12-14 11:47:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

What, you mean with the banging sounds and the song.... Nothing out of the ordina- I wish I didn't open that door....



What are you doing in my bathroom!?		2015-12-14 13:53:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I'm doing my business. What else would I be doing in a bathroom?

Should I do it?		2015-12-14 14:11:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No. It's illegal and dangerous.

Butterfly killed your friend?		2015-12-14 18:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, someone shooting a bullet killed my friend.

Are you still playing?		2015-12-15 00:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

blanket blank



Will there be cake?		2015-12-15 06:43:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Cake so delicious my text turned invisible.

I'm Phantom of the Opera?		2015-12-15 08:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Blankety blanky blank2015-12-15 18:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Open your soul so you can see some text.

Why can't you hear them?		2015-12-15 19:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

....
this is turning into spam, isn't it?		2015-12-15 21:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Check again. Select the whole reply with your mouse.2015-12-15 22:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I give you credit, harry potter.... You're a wizard.....



I can do it too young padawan.		2015-12-16 07:00:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You are like your father, Luke. You are worthy to have his old weapon...

Obi-Wan?		2015-12-16 07:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, he lost... What a mess.....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4AkGVSrOI&list=PL1009DA3475F64008&feature=iv&src_vid=nGvbMQIn0pY&annotation_id=annotation_2004725809


This is what you see?		2015-12-16 19:46:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No. I only see things which I am looking at.

You've already lost, why do you keep fighting?		2015-12-16 21:38:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

*collapses onto mud*



Do you want ice cream?		2015-12-17 07:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

It's winter so ice cream isn't the thing what I'm looking for.

You see that girl?		2015-12-17 08:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's no girl! That's a tree!



See that tree?		2015-12-18 15:36:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

That isn't a tree, that's a girl. I'm afraid you might have hallucinations.

Girls are cool, right?		2015-12-20 01:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Depends on the girl and her actions, points of views and attitude.

You see that girl walking away?		2015-12-20 18:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yes, I do. Why did you point her out in specific?

Wanna joint, bro?		2015-12-20 21:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, I'm not into that stuff.

Smoke weed everyday?		2015-12-20 22:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, that is highly unhealthy for your body.

I'm funny, amirite?		2015-12-21 00:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You must earn your funny status, not ask for it.

Use the force?		2015-12-21 11:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The only forces I am capable of using are basic pushing and pulling based on my tangible body.

Is the cake a lie?		2015-12-21 15:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The cake doesn't exist.

Are you the one, Neo?		2015-12-21 16:28:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

I am not Neo, so I am not the one. You should ask Neo. He is the one whom you're probably looking for.

Are we there yet?		2015-12-21 17:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, and we will not be there for another two hours. Please stop pestering me.

Are you ready to rumble!		2015-12-22 16:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

They promised an earthquake so yes! Now get into the cover, donkey!

Which door?		2015-12-26 23:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Listen behind each door; whichever one doesn't have a lion behind it is the one you should choose.

You like?		2015-12-28 17:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

It's a.... Uh..... No. Just.... No.



No I DoN't OkAy WhY WoNt YoU StOp!?		2015-12-29 08:51:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I refuse to stop until you learn to speak without a voice crack every syllable.

Wait, what?		2015-12-29 16:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Down from the roof, around the left corner, up the stairs, open the door wit the password 4355, take the suitcase and then come back. When you're done it within 5 minutes, you get an achievement.

A monkey with an AK?		2015-12-30 00:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yes, that's what I said. Just trust me, he's a good friend who won't do any harm.

Are you dead yet?		2015-12-30 02:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

..... I don't think so.... Try harder.



Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, why did you eat the donut!?		2015-12-31 08:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Because I was decently hungry, and I have a pretty big sweet tooth.

YUNOCOME?		2015-12-31 17:11:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Cuzinolikeyounowhat?mejumpoutofcark


12345678910?		2015-12-31 22:18:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yes, but next time, please count a little more slowly.

Hoo hah?		2016-01-01 21:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Booooo!


This is a question, right? Then why isn't this?		2016-01-03 08:23:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

What you just typed were two questions, so you will have to clarify.

Get money?		2016-01-03 20:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, life doesn't work like tha-- Money! Sweet, sweet money! Raining from the sky!



You do realize, you've only climbed 2 steps, right?		2016-01-04 08:00:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Two steps from hell, mate. After that I think I deserve that eternal rest...

You miss him, right?		2016-01-05 23:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No.


I'm the one who pushed him in, remember?		2016-01-08 07:53:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I don't remember such thing. Are you sure about that?

What does your elf-eyes see?		2016-01-08 09:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I have many eyes, but I assure you, I do not have elf eyes.



Isn't that impossible?		2016-01-10 07:55:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Nothing is impossible if our goal is logical and we are dedicated to reach it.

Beer? Beeeeer?		2016-01-10 22:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p6TNytFsNY


Who said I'd live that long?		2016-01-16 08:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Why, the Vulcan gentleman who wished you safe travels. Do not forget to prosper while you live.

Write block make dumb?		2016-01-17 09:55:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Writing the word block wouldn't make anyone dump.

U mad bro?		2016-01-17 21:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

...Not really, you do realize there's a second sandwich stand, right?



We're out of nesquick (https://www.nesquik.com/)!?		2016-01-20 07:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yes because you used them all last night, fatty.

I got these cheeseburgers!?		2016-01-20 11:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Get outta here man! Get outta here!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

...Do you understand now?		2016-01-22 07:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I understand. You are not selfish... you are bat-crap insane!

Aah. This?		2016-01-22 10:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No.... That's an apple... I asked for some rope.



Why can't I eat it?		2016-01-23 08:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

It's a rock. You'll break your teeth if you eat it.

Why are you inside a wall?		2016-01-24 19:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

The real question is... Why aren't you?



Ever tried eating paste?		2016-01-27 06:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No. I've no interest in eating it.

That all you got?		2016-01-27 11:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well, no.... I also have.... This uhh.... Snow globe!



Yeah, well, ya see.... The thing is... I reeeeeaaaaly didn't try....		2016-01-29 05:46:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Hey, I thought this was a question box. This is not a question, so I am unsure how to answer it.

Am I back?		2016-01-29 18:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, back in the cage.


I have a tree?		2016-01-31 07:03:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yes, and it is a lovely apple tree. It looks quaint in the back yard.

1v1 me m9?		2016-01-31 20:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Dude, I don't own Call of Duty, stop sending game Invitations!

Is Pepsi ok?		2016-02-01 06:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

It's a perfectly fine carbonated beverage. Feel free to prefer it over Coke.

Why am I me?		2016-02-01 13:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You are you because you were born in the body which you control. Your brains are in your body, and so is your mind. You will see things from your perspective and the world around you has shaped you into the way you are now. Sorry for my bad english.

Hi. Sorry for my bad english?		2016-02-01 20:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That does not make sense a question, so yes, you do have bad English.

Is Mario a murderer?		2016-02-01 23:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yeah, why, he is on a rampage right as I type.



Why is everything so big in America!?		2016-02-02 06:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Because America wants to be the greatest country in the world. Or maybe they are just into big stuff.

You want some?		2016-02-02 11:17:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

If what you are talking about is cookies, then gladly. If it's a fight, I would prefer to stay away.

Herp skerp derp?		2016-02-03 02:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I see that you are out of your sanity because you're under great pressure. And you don't have any idea how you should do your work today? Try out out Tea Mass Power! It has natural selection of flavors but also some medicines which have been found in the rain forests. It allows you to think like a super computer and it helps you to finish everyday tasks. It boosts you and you will feel boosted. Available in every store in your country. Don't forget; Tea Mass Power.

Who buys these!?		2016-02-03 11:47:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

People who know what they're doing, because these pills noticeably relieve sinus blockage.

Coincidence?		2016-02-05 05:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I think not. It is all planned, because the people involved in this are suddenly rich.

Illuminati?		2016-02-08 17:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I prefer not to indulge myself in conspiracy theories like that, so I will politely refuse.

You wanna smoke some Mary Jane, bro?		2016-02-10 04:16:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No. I don't think it will do anything good for me.

Can't touch this!?		2016-02-10 09:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, MC Hammer. I indeed cannot touch it.

Wanna sammich?		2016-02-10 14:11:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Speak clearly. I can't hear a thing when I'm wrekting some newbies in this game!

If you are from Africa then why are you white?		2016-02-11 10:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Because I am from South Africa, an area that is mostly white people.

Really?		2016-02-11 22:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yes, really! This is a surprise party for you 'cause you've been a great person!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0VoI0nqsU

Where's the beer?		2016-02-12 10:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Sorry, sir, but you've had too much alcohol tonight. I don't want you going crazy.

I know, right?		2016-02-13 02:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Come on, you knew you were going to fail in that test if you didn't drink my Intelligence potion.

Amberlance?		2016-02-14 21:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Don't worry, I'll call the ambulance for you.

Mo money, mo problems?		2016-02-15 16:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Without money we can't survive in this capitalistic world.

Free money?		2016-02-16 14:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

By definition money is not free. I don't know where you got that idea.

Omg plums all day?		2016-02-16 22:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I'm pretty sure eating plums all day isn't 100% healthy.

Pizza is love?		2016-02-17 00:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, but pizza is pretty tasty, especially when the cooks nail the balance of all the ingredients.

Lolwut?		2016-02-17 04:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Sir, your long lost twin brother wants to meet you desperately. Just give him a chance.

TrIpPiNg AlL oVeR!?		2016-02-17 09:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well, obviously. Why did you put so many blocks in the middle of your floor to trip on? It was all your fault.

Is this...?		2016-02-17 13:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yes. And I can not give it to you. That suitcase has brought me enough trouble and I'm not going to give it up so easily.

I don't know, where's the heart!?		2016-02-17 21:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

It's right above the stomach. I don't think you've trained well enough to be a surgeon.

Ain't this a preeeedicament?		2016-02-17 22:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Considering the fact that we are on a tower which is about to crumble down, yes.

Who's Zed?		2016-02-19 09:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

He's a champion in League of Legends who is nicknamed the Master of Shadows.

D&D bro?		2016-02-19 13:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

D&D is amazing but too bad I've only played it few times. Forever alone.

What are you doing in the catacombs?		2016-02-25 09:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I'm wondering at the beautiful inscription in the rocks constructed by the ancient Romans.

For free? 		2016-02-25 13:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yes. We have too many tomatoes so you can have these if you want.

Are you mafioso?		2016-02-25 14:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I don't have anything to do with the mafia or Town of Salem. I am just a normal, inconspicuous person.

Wanna go far out?		2016-02-25 22:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

That sounds romantic but when I think about it it's certainly a suicide because no one knows what lies beyond my home.

Are you Smaug?		2016-02-28 20:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I am a human. I think you're going crazy if you see me as a huge dragon.

Magical fluffy rainbows?		2016-02-29 14:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, you've had too much of this drug, now come with me to the hospital.

E=?		2016-03-01 09:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

E = energy, or a property of objects that can be transferred to other objects or converted into different forms.

Did he just walk up slowly and down smash?		2016-03-01 22:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

It is what I saw, it is what you saw and it is what those random strangers saw.

You gonna cry or what?		2016-03-02 08:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Actually, no. The fact that you defeated me taught me valuable lessons about this game that I will remember forever.

Why not?		2016-03-02 14:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Because the risk of losing your life is way too high. The height of this jump is way too high, too.

Did someone say pizza!?		2016-03-03 10:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I wanted everyone to know a useful PIECE OF information. Please pay attention next time.

Where's sugar when you need it?		2016-03-03 22:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Someone ate the sugar during the night. We need to buy more today.

What are you doin' in mah apartment!?		2016-03-04 10:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I was simply wondering if you had my vacuum cleaner. You borrowed it for quite a long time.

BUt isn't 1+1=fish?		2016-03-04 14:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No... 1+1= window.





Why can't I take more than one candy crunch?		2016-03-06 12:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Because if you take more than one, you'll get headaches from the high sugar intake.

And...?		2016-03-06 15:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

And, you have to press the red button within the enemy base so it will explode in 3 minutes. You have to get away from there within the time limit. Any questions, call me in this frequency: 141.80.

A Hind D?		2016-03-06 18:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I do not know what you are implying with that statement, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

Hacks?		2016-03-06 19:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yep, it's the only way we can get information from Vamp's invincibility from their computer.

Scared, Potter!?

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/1/18/Draco_Malfoy_Evil_Smile.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131020174321		2016-03-06 22:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I'm not. I knew I had to undergo this punishment eventually, so I built up my confidence and now here I am.

Care for a joint, yo?		2016-03-06 23:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Nope, man. I heard you can get 'em from the "grass alley". I'll show you.

Ride or die?		2016-03-07 08:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I would prefer to ride if it means preserving my life.

TRAINS?!?		2016-03-07 22:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yes, this is a train graveyard. We need to get pass this area so we can get to Sector 7.

FaceCamo?		2016-03-08 11:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I'm not really a fan of Metal Gear. If I were, I would accept your offer.

Y DID JONTRAN LEV GAMGRUPS?		2016-03-08 14:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Because he was either bored or wanted to do something else. Or he was fired.

x-blade?		2016-03-08 20:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I prefer the Levin Sword.

Do you exist?!?		2016-03-09 00:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

If I am able to think for this answer then yes, I do exist.

Are you Hungary?		2016-03-09 14:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, but I'm Thursday.

Uhh, pie?		2016-03-09 22:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, this is a cake. See how large this is!

Pst! Hey! Come into the van? I have candy!		2016-03-10 12:38:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPJ9J-6vDw



...What are you trying to do?		2016-03-10 18:52:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I'm trying to differentiate this ten variable logarithmic equation, how about you?

...Nemo?		2016-03-11 03:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, it's Finding Dory and it's coming soon.

Sled?		2016-03-11 05:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yes, I am riding a sled. I made it myself for the enjoyment of riding down snowy hills at great speed.

Seriously?		2016-03-11 14:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Maybe.


Wait, you have Game boy advanced video cartridges, don't you?		2016-03-12 07:46:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, dad, that's not how it works. First of all this is a 3DS, and secondly it's a game, not a video.

What was that, again?		2016-03-12 15:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMSKRLAQjI


Well, y'see... Life is like a banana, some times you just got to.... Uhh... Erm, what was I talking about?		2016-03-13 13:40:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I don't know, but we were talking about philosophy. I'm not sure what metaphor you were about to create...

Sorry, explain again?		2016-03-13 15:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I got a call from the B Company. They say the enemies have one of them in our ranks under disguise. Wait, who are you? *Gasps and tackles you down.*

What were you thinking, smarty man!?		2016-03-13 20:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I was just thinking that we could make more Smarties if we change our machines in this way.

How? Why?		2016-03-14 14:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Physics, man. That's why I could fly over there with my magical wings.

Russians?		2016-03-14 16:53:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336


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