Archive: 2421 posts

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Which word describes the amount of posts on this thread? I AM HOLDING UP FIVE FINGERS, NOT HANDS.

2012-05-22 13:27:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Excuse me, why are you holding up five hands? HUDDA HADDA HURRRR!!!

2012-05-23 04:25:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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What do the Sand Men shout? Ducks.

2012-05-23 08:41:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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What does Kern keep in his pants? Justin Bieber's hair

2012-05-23 09:14:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130

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What is made entirely of mayonnaise? Bam bam bam!

2012-05-23 09:35:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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Then you heard WHAT once the monkey got a hold of your pistol? Nothing.

2012-05-23 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What doesn't exist? Olsen twins!

2012-05-23 15:43:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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What do you get when one of the Olsen triplets dies? A brand-new pencil.

2012-05-23 23:01:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What was in your pocket when you fell over? No thanks.

2012-05-23 23:03:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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Do you want some candy? AWWWW YEAAAAAAAGHHH

2012-05-23 23:08:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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How do you misspell AWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHH? Curl up and cry.

2012-05-23 23:35:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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What do you say in response to you eating my cookies? A piece of cheese.

2012-05-23 23:55:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What would an elephant hate as a house-warming present? Helicoprion!

2012-05-23 23:59:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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What is love? Forget You!

2012-05-24 01:05:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What did you say when you saw me driving 'round town with the girl you love? DELL.

2012-05-24 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which computer brand sucks the most? Morgan Freedman.

2012-05-28 00:02:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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What does (MORE - E) + (VEGAN - VE) + FREED + MAN equal? Twitter.

2012-05-28 17:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What popular blogging website is represented by a small, blue bird? Sleeping under the hay, you dolt!

2012-05-28 18:31:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Where have you been with my prize cow all night? Two Roman Catholic priests, one cup

2012-05-28 19:36:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130

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What video does Ungreth fantasise about watching? Exactly -3 turnips, sir.

2012-05-28 19:39:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Squire, how many turnips are there when I take away 3 and have none to begin with? A bucket of blueberries.

2012-05-28 19:53:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Withwhat do you shower to have such a great smell? I stick my tongue out as symbol of defiance.

2012-05-30 21:40:00 Author: zouz_ Posts: 125

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What do you use as a source of entertainment? What SIZE is this?

2012-05-30 22:21:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What question did Xtrahuman post to break the rules? A talking monkey.

2012-05-31 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If you put a monkey in narnia, what would you get? I fight for my friends.

2012-06-02 22:08:00 Author: zouz_ Posts: 125

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Why are you not a bully? iTunes.

2012-06-27 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where do dead fish go when we flush them away? Let the hate flow through you.

2012-08-30 09:49:00 Author: zouz_ Posts: 125

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What do I do when I drink a bottle of anguish? Your butt's all better.

2012-08-30 15:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Doc, please, was the operation successful? In bed and according to the prophecy.

2012-09-08 20:20:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Where would you be when the zombie apocalypse begins? Luigi's inhaler.

2012-10-27 14:31:00 Author: zouz_ Posts: 125

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What does Mario use if he has asthma and doesn't have the money to go to the doctor? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nk2vhrqR1qg18i8o1_500.png

2012-10-27 23:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What does your job pay you per hour? Low Frequency Oscillators.

2012-10-27 23:19:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Why can't I study my homework? 'This is a dark day for America."

2012-10-29 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Mitt Romney won the election? Pow! Right in the kisser.

2012-10-29 20:02:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Whoah, watch where you hit that ba-- I can no haz cheeseburger.

2012-11-06 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Y u haz a sad? I fart in your general direction.

2012-11-20 19:15:00 Author: zouz_ Posts: 125

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What will you do if there is a toxic bee coming my way that can only be killed by methane? Necrofantasia

2012-11-20 23:10:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What's the most random word you can think of off of the top of your head? Farts.

2012-11-25 02:31:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What's the most immature word you can think of? Fabreeze fabric refreshener.

2012-11-26 01:47:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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What smells like old people? Sexy.

2012-11-26 22:57:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What word is slipped into two E-rated LBP games? Cafe.

2012-12-10 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where do you feel the loneliest? In the basement.

2012-12-11 00:08:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Hey mister, where did you say you keep your candy? Spaghetti.

2012-12-11 01:26:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Hey xero, can you tell me something related to Mario Hotel? Bullet hell

2012-12-11 13:58:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Where do impious guns go when they die? A purple circle standing for 500 experience points.

2012-12-12 00:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you get if you turn on the Red LEDs and Blue LEDs in a ring at once? Chicken fried steak

2012-12-19 07:50:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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What's a true Texan's dinner every night? So long, suckers!

2012-12-19 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And he said what when he ran straight into that wall? Jetpacks! Jetpacks everywhere! :'D

2012-12-23 22:57:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Thanks for inviting me to the NysLabs! Wht can I find down here? A wheel of pain in a bunker

2012-12-24 09:14:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Hey! What's YOUR favorite part of LBP1? :3 EUYCGVIICUOZGYCVU

2012-12-24 09:46:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Tell me a magic word to win at Scrabble, pls? SCIENCE!

2012-12-24 15:47:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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And why are we catapulting sanwiches in space again? @_@ Because we can't!

2012-12-25 23:50:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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And why aren't we throwing jetpacks into the Nether? Sheol

2012-12-26 10:59:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Where would you absolutely love to go on vacations... If you were absolutely mad, that is? I told him not to do so.

2012-12-28 18:01:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Why didn't you stop him from taking the last cookie? 15 rams

2012-12-30 05:35:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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How many rams were there in the pen? Space.

2013-01-05 09:29:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Where can one find several big rocks doing absolutely nothing interesting? Three angels dancing trepak on a one-dollar bill.

2013-01-05 10:27:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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What's the next 'One Direction' type craze? At least 18 small dogs.

2013-01-05 10:57:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Radagast, rabbits aren't fast enough, what will you use now? Wizards

2013-01-05 16:02:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Why did the dragon suddenly disappear? JonTron

2013-01-05 16:40:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Who is someone i don't remember exactly because i havent been on in a while? Me!

2013-01-05 17:53:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Who doesn't understand that Jontron is from youtube and not LBPC? =P 30 Vitas with a side of fries

2013-01-05 18:16:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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What did you order from PlayStation and Son's? Ow, my spleen!

2013-01-05 19:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you exclaim if you have a sudden pain in your spleen? I'VE ACED THE NEGATIVITRON!

2013-01-05 22:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What was the greatest achievement that you have ever done in your life? Wiistation 360

2013-01-05 23:07:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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If I put all the non-portable consoles in a huge mixer, what should we expect as a result? I swear it was the alien, officer!

2013-01-06 05:54:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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What do you say if you've been pulled over for speeding, and there's a flying saucer chasing you? The Science Button!

2013-01-06 09:58:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Which button does GlaDos like the most? Portal 2.

2013-01-06 21:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey VALVe, why don't you release Half-Life 3? Dota 2

2013-01-07 11:19:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What game has Protoraptor never heard of? I've got a HD Capture Card and will be uploading YouTube videos shortly!

2013-01-07 17:31:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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So tell me again, how are you gonna be able to make Youtube videos? LittleBigPlanet Central

2013-01-07 20:58:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Do you know an anagram for "Let the Celt plant trial begin"? robot spleen/

2013-01-07 22:49:00 Author: Madafaku Posts: 738

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So what exactly is ailing you, Mr. Roboto? The monkey from outer space!

2013-01-08 00:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So. You say you were just standing there and this thing broke in and took the bananas? What again? The Oreo escaped.

2013-01-08 02:13:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Did you eat the last oreo? craftmine

2013-01-08 02:14:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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What's Minecraft called in a parallel universe?

2013-01-08 07:44:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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did you know that this question has no answer? Two coconuts in a submarine.

2013-01-08 21:13:00 Author: Madafaku Posts: 738

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So, how did your twin siblings get enough to drink underwater? I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

2013-01-09 01:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What were Einstein's last words? the Ninja

2013-01-09 21:21:00 Author: Madafaku Posts: 738

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What do pirates hate the most? ...You don't want to know

2013-01-09 23:11:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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What's something I don't want to know? Green, with a splash of white.

2013-01-10 05:25:00 Author: Unknown User

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What is the best way to paint your face? Dance till you drop from the top of the building.

2013-01-10 09:53:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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What is the most stylish way to die? Y not

2013-01-11 02:07:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Wanna destroy your PS3? We're gonna burp.

2013-01-11 11:41:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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What will happen if we drink all the fizzy drinks from the whole universe? Sugar

2013-01-13 23:22:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Complete this level from LBPK: _____ Rush. I like trains.

2013-01-15 07:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What does Sheldon Cooper say when he's asked to attempt a wedding (his own or someone else's)? Only if you squeeze it before you juice it.

2013-01-16 21:06:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Does your face make a tasty beverage? I had toast for breakfast this morning.

2013-01-16 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did you have for dinner last night? The non-ultra Deino

2013-01-16 23:10:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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What's the opposite of TheUltraDeino? Protoraptor. Or Prote, for short.

2013-01-20 20:41:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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My name's James Bond. Bond, for short. And yours? I'm afraid that the chewing gum just won't do it.

2013-01-21 22:02:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Can you seal up the leak in my mansion? You done diddly died.

2013-01-22 05:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What did Flanders say when Maud died? But..but...there's nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality!!

2013-01-22 16:28:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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May you please blather out a series of words that I can not, for the life of me, understand? Black, white, and red all over.

2013-01-26 18:28:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What colour is a sunburnt penguin?

2013-01-26 19:02:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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May you please type type in absolutely nothing for me? Just a leftover piece of cake.

2013-01-26 20:14:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What comes out of your body after you eat? Chuck Norrising everybody with soap bubbles.

2013-01-27 09:47:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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What happens when you take the most bada** thing ever and add cuteness to it? My mom.

2013-01-28 23:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What's the American way of spelling 'my mum'? Cave Johnson's Combustible Lemons.

2013-01-29 07:13:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What's red and yellow and burns your house down? 42.

2013-01-29 16:22:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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*insert the ultimate question here* What is the ultimate question?

2013-01-29 17:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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*Insert the ultimate answer* Everything.

2013-01-29 23:02:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What are made of atoms? A bully

2013-01-30 02:23:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Who bullies? My face.

2013-01-31 02:27:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What's your Avatar a picture of, Ran86me? Space, the final frontier.

2013-01-31 20:19:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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What are your favorite place and your favorite Iron Maiden song? I like bananas, bananas are good!

2013-02-02 04:54:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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What's your favourite fruit? Portals

2013-02-02 10:35:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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So you say you just teleported into the bank's safe? Actually I prefer an orange monkey.

2013-02-02 15:04:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Would you like a pink unicorn for your birthday? I want my teeth back

2013-02-02 17:58:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Why do you hate being old? I'm tired.

2013-02-02 22:39:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Why don't you want to go? Monkeys in space.

2013-02-03 01:46:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Hey hey, we need an idea for a new movie. Any suggestions? Pepper

2013-02-03 15:45:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Hey dude. You know what REALLY makes contrast to salt? Did I offend you? I wasn't meaning to offend you. Are you ofended? Because I am.

2013-02-04 06:40:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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* cries * Why do I have to right now?

2013-02-04 12:46:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Go feed the dam* dog, Timmy! Potato.

2013-02-05 23:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is this chip made of? LBP

2013-02-05 23:27:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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What is better than Minecraft? (In my opinion) Wheatley.

2013-02-06 20:26:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Who's in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AACE? GLaDOS.

2013-02-06 22:35:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who is the real moron here? Despicable Me 2.

2013-02-08 07:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What will ultimately fail if directed by Wheatly? Or anyone else, for that matter. The story kind of wrapped up at the end of 1st one. Portal 3.

2013-02-10 01:06:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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*insert overused meme about Valve not being able to count to 3 here* Fail? If directed by me? That's a terrible thing to say.

2013-02-10 08:30:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Wheatley... can you please respond to my comment like the moron you are? Moron.

2013-02-11 03:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Mommy, who is Ryan86me? Hotdogs

2013-02-11 04:33:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Mommy, who is Ryan86me? Ha! That's bloomin' brilliant! Hotdogs Give an example of a misnomer. Tpyos.

2013-02-11 20:17:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What did you just show? It's a B+.

2013-02-11 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What grade did Wheatley get in his Humanology test when he cheated off the nearest person to him? It's a F-

2013-02-14 12:16:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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What grade did GLaDOS get on her 'being nice to humans' test?

2013-02-14 16:53:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What rests inside of your big moronic head? (notice how it's blank...) Smelly.

2013-02-16 03:28:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What word would I use to describe the humans I had to look after in the Extended Relaxation Centre? Oh, erm, sorry. That just slipped out. Hello!

2013-02-16 08:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What will Chell never say? Caroline.

2013-02-17 04:35:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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BANNANAS ARE AVACODO BOMBS!!! what is the of right of vstp;omr?

2013-02-21 22:54:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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asdfjkl, of course. What is up, if down is up?

2013-02-21 22:59:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Look at the title of the thread, qwerty. You messed everything up. Fixing the issue... My cat has a meowing problem.

2013-02-25 23:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's wrong with your pet? Ha! You thought it was blank!

2013-02-26 07:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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May you please make me waste my time with the highlighter? Aperture Science.

2013-02-27 01:43:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is in no way as good as Wheatley Laboratories? Black Mesa.

2013-02-27 18:54:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Insert the right word: ..... .... < Aperture Science < Wheatley Laboratories < Nys Labs (WE HAVE JETPACKS!!!1) Jetpacks

2013-03-02 13:23:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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What does Nys Labs claim to have, but in actuality lacks? Everything.

2013-03-02 22:09:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What does Ryan86me fails at? :kz: Space rock from space.

2013-03-03 01:15:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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What did Neil think Wheatley was? Anger.

2013-03-03 03:27:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What does Ryan86me's avatar display? Mona Pizza.

2013-03-04 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did I order at the leaning at the leaning tower of pizza? All of the thingies.

2013-03-08 02:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What isn't working in your level? I swear, officer! It wasn't me!

2013-03-08 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*police voice* Hey L1N3R1D3R, did you steal that last piece of pizza? Cold

2013-03-09 14:53:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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How is your heart doing? Warm, fuzzy anklets.

2013-03-09 17:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Please say something totally random. It wasn't me! Just cos I have Mashy-Spike-Plates and there's a splatted potato over there doesn't necessarily make it me!

2013-03-09 18:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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*yet again police voice* Hey Protoraptor, did you squish that girl in an orange jumpsuit who was carrying a potato? Gaps

2013-03-10 09:58:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What do pretty ladies have between their teeth? Blerrgh.

2013-03-10 21:48:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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What kind of random noise can you make, Dragonvarsity? You platypus.

2013-03-10 21:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What do GLaDOS impersonators always say when they mess up at copying her lines? Camel feet, that's what.

2013-03-11 02:08:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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What kinda feet is the best kinda feet? No.

2013-03-11 21:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Am I a moron? SPACE

2013-03-11 22:03:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Where were you trapped in before I SENT YOU TO ANDROID HELL? Cookies!

2013-03-14 17:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What can I never eat, seeing as I'm a robot that's STUCK IN ANDROID HELL? I never remember to turn caps lock on, I always type in caps by holding down Shift.

2013-03-14 17:53:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Wheatley, can you turn caps lock on? Everybody does it, though.

2013-03-14 18:00:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Why are you jumping from the top of the Eiffel Tower without a bungee cord? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2013-03-14 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What would you do if life gave you lemons in exchange for your soul? I just won't believe you can eat pizza with a spoon.

2013-03-15 01:03:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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May you provide me with a spoon for my eating of the pizza? I done diddly did it.

2013-03-15 03:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Flanders, was it you? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

2013-03-15 08:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What's that live lion doing on your head? I'll be there around 6:30.

2013-03-15 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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May you please arrive at the zoo like NOW, as in 2:00? A LION IS EATING THE GUESTS ALIVE! I can't. I simply can't.

2013-03-16 03:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Can you stop filling my browsing history with images of cats? I didn't think it'd burn this much.

2013-03-16 04:00:00 Author: Toxicital Posts: 37

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Toxy boy, why'd you stick your hand into the depths of hell? It's all burnt and stuff now. I speako the Spanisho.

2013-03-16 05:50:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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?Qu? idiomas hablas? I guess Spanish is useful.

2013-03-16 19:54:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Did you hear about the bombing in Mexico? It looks like all Mexicans are moving to America now. I'm not gonna do it.

2013-03-16 20:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Ryan, will you put this legitimate LBP crown on your sackperson's head? The island of Coridae. (spelling?)

2013-03-18 23:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where do you have the lab run by monkeys? The thing is you cannot accelerate a bannana to the speed of light.

2013-03-19 02:30:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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Can you up the speed of dis stupid banana? The apples like the derps.

2013-03-19 21:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Why can't you get that fruit to be smart? Ryan86me.

2013-03-19 23:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who's the most awesome-est guy you know? :3 L1N3R1D3R

2013-03-20 23:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who's the most creative guy in the whole of LBP? :3 Protoraptor.

2013-03-21 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which LBP2 player loves Dr. Who and making cutscenes? Handcuffs.

2013-03-22 09:39:00 Author: OrwellianStuff Posts: 90

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What did the cops use on L1N3R1D3R last night? Daft Punk.

2013-03-22 17:28:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What artist wrote a song mocking Ryan86me? L1N3R1D3R's security force.

2013-03-22 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What artist wrote a song mocking Ryan86me? *tear* In response to your answer... who just betrayed and attacked their boss? Deadmau5.

2013-03-23 00:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who makes me weep? L1N3R1D3R's obedient security force.

2013-03-23 20:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who was obedient until they were offered 1 mil by me, Ryan86me, to betray and kill L1N3R1D3R? The empty space inside of Wheatley's head.

2013-03-25 20:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What did I solidify to smash Ryan86me's skull? L1N3R1D3R's obedient, Ryan86me's-bloodthirsty security force.

2013-03-26 23:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who lost their hate for Ryan when he paid them much, much more than L1N3R1D3R, and developed a very murderous hate for L1N3R1D3R at that very moment? (this is gonna have everytime, just to let you know) Random Access Memories (come on... you guys know you can't wait )

2013-03-29 03:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What did L1N3R1D3R's obedient security force use to kill Ryan86me? L1N3R1D3R's obedient security force, having already given anti-zombie potion to and killed Ryan86me.

2013-03-29 14:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who arrested Patofan for being in the way, even though he only stole all the gold he could find in the way? Money

2013-03-29 23:24:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What does Ryan86me love dearly? Random Access Memories, I repeat.

2013-03-30 01:07:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I've seen snails that are faster than this PC. What's the problem with it? Read Only Memory, good sir

2013-03-30 10:27:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What does dat ROM thingie stand for? I see it everywhere :3 All my stuff.

2013-03-31 01:40:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is cluttering your room? Snack time.

2013-03-31 19:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey L1N3R1D3R, why are you eating everything in sight? Foot

2013-04-01 11:20:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fill in the blank: Patofan's ____ won the Guinness World Record for smelliest object. Sackbots afraid of heights.

2013-04-01 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Any idea to defend my flying treasure in an unefficient way? Shaky bombs

2013-04-01 21:00:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What do you get when you throw C4 in the washer? Pancakes.

2013-04-02 01:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What did my dad carelessly burn on Saturday? Idiot.

2013-04-02 03:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, L1N3R1D3R, what do you say I am? Broken finger

2013-04-03 11:10:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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What do you get when you try to bend your finger into odd places? xana

2013-04-03 21:08:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What do you get if you reverse "an ax" and remove the space? Waterproof underwear.

2013-04-03 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did Nys Labs create after Nys peed himself? HAHAHAHAHA Lemons.

2013-04-05 00:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What item did Cave Johnson have his engineers create a combustible form of? Q is for qat.

2013-04-06 01:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is Q for? It's all very sciencey!

2013-04-06 19:47:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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If you could give me one description of Avalonia, what would it be? The Earth and everything around us.

2013-04-08 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's just STOOOOPID? D-d-d-dd-duel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2013-04-09 01:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What do Yu-gi-Oh players challenge you to? I have 4 inch pants.

2013-04-09 19:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the size of your waist, I say? I'm rather interested. HAHA YOU HAD TO HIGHLIGHT THIS TO READ IT.

2013-04-10 00:54:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Why don't you have an answer to this questi-- Troll face.

2013-04-12 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When I see your face... wait, what the heck are you doing with your facial expression muscles? Bands of rubber.

2013-04-12 22:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What do you make a Rubber Band Ball out of? 42.

2013-04-13 19:07:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What is the answer to all our problems? I use a lot of pepper.

2013-04-13 19:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why is your sugar black? My mother told me to.

2013-04-14 02:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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GLaDOS, why are you filling the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin? PART FIVE: BOOBY-TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON

2013-04-14 10:27:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What did Wheatley do before he went to space? Space.

2013-04-14 15:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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In what place is the Space Core? Half past invisible.

2013-04-14 19:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the time, Invisible Man? All your base are belong to us.

2013-04-16 07:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Where base all of mine go? A winner is you!

2013-04-16 21:02:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who's the winner? There's a Platypus controlling me!

2013-04-17 07:47:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What? A Phineas and Ferb reference.

2013-04-17 22:12:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is Dorito-shaped head? Well, Ms. Jones, it all started when my dog devoured my homework. Then he didn't feel so good...

2013-04-17 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why is your dog barfing rainbows? I watch it all day, everyday.

2013-04-18 02:09:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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When do you watch My Little Pony? (hahahahahahahaha) Simulated Intelligence Monitoring Disk Operating System.

2013-04-18 20:57:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What did Wheatley fail to install into himself, resulting in his still being stupid? Windows sucks.

2013-04-18 21:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What do you think of Windows? (heh, not very imaginative, I know) It's raining really hard.

2013-04-19 16:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Hey, where did my pet store go? Protoraptor needs to change his avatar and signature back to Portal-related pictures.

2013-04-19 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Is Protoraptor considered Wheatley or The Doctor now? I can't tell. Dancing cakes, of course.

2013-04-20 18:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It's dancing and it's eatable... Tracker music.

2013-04-20 18:28:00 Author: Woutery Posts: 793

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What is not the same as traditional electronic music, something Woutery can't make? FL Studio.

2013-04-20 18:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Quick! Name a company that shouldn't make LBP3! My eyes are bigger than my stomach.

2013-04-20 18:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How'd you see me? I was in Antarctica, and you're all the way over in that American place. Dead cheese.

2013-04-20 19:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Lego bricks!

2013-04-20 20:49:00 Author: Woutery Posts: 793

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What are Lego Bricks? Underwear.

2013-04-20 21:42:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What do I wear when Im digging underground? Apple.

2013-04-21 19:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who is most likely going to make the iToilet? Forgot an answer, here's one: Brickfilm (a brickfilm is a film made with lego)

2013-04-21 20:11:00 Author: Woutery Posts: 793

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What can half of the videos made by 5 year olds be classified as? Boredom.

2013-04-21 21:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What happens when you're banned of one of your favourite sites for a week? (obtw i make brickfilms and i didn't really like your comment. obtw my youtube is woutstopmotion) Computer.

2013-04-21 21:57:00 Author: Woutery Posts: 793

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What am I using to access these forums right now. I'm sorry.

2013-04-22 01:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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GLaDOS, what do you say to all those people you killed with neurotoxin? Mashy-spike-plate!!

2013-04-22 07:28:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What are you strangely obsessed with? Tons of tat.

2013-04-22 21:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is layered on Ryan86me? Protoraptor, I'm begging you. PLEASE change your avatar and signature pictures back to Wheatley!

2013-04-22 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"Would you like me to switch back my signature and profile pic?" - Protoraptor Orange pickles.

2013-04-23 02:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What's orange and pickles? Maybe I'm too busy to change back to Wheatley. After all, I have to go to bed soon.

2013-04-23 21:35:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Can you PLEASE go back to being Wheatley? I really have to go, though.

2013-04-23 22:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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A bathroom break again? Alright, I'm getting angry.

2013-04-23 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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DOES THIS STEAK THAT I BOUGHT LOOK TASTY TO YOU, L1N3R1D3R? ITS A SHAME YOU DONT HAVE MONEY. Mother.

2013-04-24 01:29:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What is GLaDOS to the three birds? OOOOO

2013-04-24 07:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What do Mordecai and Rigby go? Regular Show.

2013-04-24 22:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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DOES THIS STEAK THAT I BOUGHT LOOK TASTY TO YOU, L1N3R1D3R? ITS A SHAME YOU DONT HAVE MONEY. I actually don't like steak. [on topic] What is a stupid new TV show? My shirt is falling off.

2013-04-24 22:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is a stupid new TV show? I think you need to reevaluate your life if you think Regular Show is stupid. Alright, so its extremely stupid, but it's quiet literally one of the most hilarious shows I've ever seen in my life. [on-topic]Why the lack of abs? LBPCentral.

2013-04-25 00:49:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What's a great place to discuss Portal? UNDERWEAR

2013-04-25 07:44:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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What does Ryan86me not wear? OSNAP

2013-04-26 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What word should always be proceeded by "OSNAP, WELCOME TO MY MACARONI PARTY AND WE'LL TAKE A NAP"? Dancing lemons are farting in my milkshake, though. (is it just me, or are my answers getting more and more weird? O_o)

2013-04-26 02:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What's doing what in your what?! It's my birthday today!!!!

2013-04-26 15:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Hey, do you know why it's a special day? Food party!

2013-04-26 23:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What am I going to have later today, when all my friends come round? Actually, we'll play on the PS3 and watch Doctor Who, the food bit's just a little thing.

2013-04-27 07:56:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Hey! Where's the food? WYSIWYG isn't all it's hyped to be.

2013-04-29 23:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Please give me a random acronym I don't know and then follow it with a sentence that is really rather negative.

2013-04-30 19:19:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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