Archive: 1920 posts

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Because I love it Why do I love arguing with you then having a friendly converstation afterwards?

2011-08-14 10:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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I dunno, its a mystery. o_O Why is it a mystery?

2011-08-15 07:52:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because you wouldn't tell me Why wouldn't you tell me? O_o

2011-08-15 08:00:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because I don't know. Why am I typing this?

2011-08-15 08:10:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Coz' I said so Why'd I say so? O_o

2011-08-15 08:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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Beacause I said so! What? xD

2011-08-15 21:31:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! The sky is...?

2011-08-15 23:55:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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Pretty rainbows and clouds.... *Drifts to sleep* Why are Rainbows different colors in a perfect C shape?

2011-08-15 23:57:00 Author: Unknown User

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They were typing in Caps-lock. Why can't I come up with a descent question ... Again?

2011-08-17 20:46:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because butterflies can fly (Wait.. Huh!?) Why'd I say a stupid answer?

2011-08-18 01:01:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because this thread is about stupid answers. What is on the sky, under Nys's couch?

2011-08-18 22:43:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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EDIT: Ninja'd UH. Clouds. What is love?

2011-08-18 22:52:00 Author: thecatreturns123 Posts: 84

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Me seeing a guy outside What is night?

2011-08-19 02:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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When you close the eyes. What is Fred? (I expect terrible things now)

2011-08-19 09:06:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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He's a delight! Pours tea* Fred is coming over now!! *Hears screaming coming up the building* Why is the annoying orange so annoying? xD

2011-08-19 14:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because its an orange and oranges are anoying! Why is the sky up?

2011-08-19 14:55:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because the ground was down first, first there, first served. Why is I sad ATM?

2011-08-19 16:54:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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because I beat you again why do dogs bark?

2011-08-19 17:25:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Because they think about Cats xD Why do Dogs hate Cats? D:

2011-08-19 23:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/i-dunno-lol.jpg

2011-08-21 10:13:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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LOL!!!! Thanks for making me spit my drink out with that You didn't ask a question.... But I DON'T CARE!! Hahahaah!! That pictu-- *Giggles* Hhahaaha..... *Runs off laughing*

2011-08-21 23:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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LOL!!!! Thanks for making me spit my drink out with that. You didn't ask a question.... But I DON'T CARE!! Hahahaah!! That pos-- *laughs* Hhahaaha..... *Runs off laughing* Why did I almost the same as Saclgirlsrule.

2011-08-22 01:41:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because I'm on YouTube, wait what? Why did you practically copy me?

2011-08-22 07:00:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because I thought it was funny. Why did she spit out her drink?

2011-08-22 14:25:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Beacause it was funny. Why going to school? -_-

2011-08-22 15:11:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because "Learning is fun!" Why do you hate school? D:

2011-08-22 16:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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I don't. Why should we learn?

2011-08-22 17:50:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because "Learning is fun!" Why do you hate school? D: I didn't say that I hate it. We should learn to know how to be smart. (Fail) Why should I finish my level?

2011-08-22 17:55:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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I'm want to play it ... Go finish it NAO. Why should I complete my level, I really lost motivation to create it further.

2011-08-22 18:04:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because its full of awesomeness. Why should I complete my level, I really lost motivation to create it further.

2011-08-22 18:09:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Just finish it, you're at 90 percent, that's higher than my school grades! How did Schark manage to motivate me with that sentence?

2011-08-22 18:11:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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http://www.google.pl/imgres?q=i+dunno+lol&um=1&hl=pl&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=604&tbm=isch&tbnid=OhMDd0sqgyPwbM:&imgrefurl=http://catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/10/31/i-dunno-lol/&docid=SbAtkij1WdEUBM&w=450&h=534&ei=KJBSTqjqBcrZ4QTAvqS-Bw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=354&vpy=114&dur=118&hovh=245&hovw=206&tx=92&ty=113&page=2&tbnh=130&tbnw=110&start=15&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:15http://www.google.pl/imgres?q=i+dunno+lol&um=1&hl=pl&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=604&tbm=isch&tbnid=OhMDd0sqgyPwbM:&imgrefurl=http://catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/10/31/i-dunno-lol/&docid=SbAtkij1WdEUBM&w=450&h=534&ei=KJBSTqjqBcrZ4QTAvqS-Bw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=354&vpy=114&dur=118&hovh=245&hovw=206&tx=92&ty=113&page=2&tbnh=130&tbnw=110&start=15&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:15http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dunno_lolcat.jpg Why makin a Uncharted level?

2011-08-22 18:23:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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because likes Uncharted. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2011-08-22 23:36:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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2 pieces. Why do woodchucks like wood? (Fail)

2011-08-23 03:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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How should I know, I'm dumb. Whats that rubling sound I hear? up in the clouds.

2011-08-23 11:17:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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It's called.... THUNDER!! I think.. Or is that the TV? What is rain? xD

2011-08-23 15:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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Water falling from the sky. What is a machine?

2011-08-23 16:11:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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A Robot. What is science?

2011-08-24 02:52:00 Author: Unknown User

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Words in a book/ a guy with a mustache talking. What is air?

2011-08-24 02:53:00 Author: StaticLinuxpro Posts: 482

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Oxy-clean! How does the water not go out of a Washing Machine seeing how there's holes all in it?

2011-08-24 06:54:00 Author: Unknown User

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Magic! What do squirrels hate?

2011-08-24 09:14:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Peanuts ( xD ) What do Dogs hate?

2011-08-24 13:13:00 Author: Unknown User

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Bones. What do cats hate?

2011-08-24 15:05:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Fish. Whats it with all the hate in this thread?

2011-08-24 15:34:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I dunno lol ?(?_o)/? What does Nys love?

2011-08-24 17:17:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Uh, hm.. Mm.. Oh.. Uh.... Cookies!? Yeah.. Cookies What do Dogs do for fun? xD They sit around all day, doing nothing! Don't Animals get board too?

2011-08-24 21:06:00 Author: Unknown User

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They chase stuff, they bite stuff, and they stare at stuff. But, do they get bored? Google Time! PROCESS:googling PROCESS:looking for awnser PROCESS:awnsering: Yup! they do get bored. Oo! Lady, lady! Oo oo! Oo Lady! Oo! Wanna go to SPACE?

2011-08-25 02:58:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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No Why is the sky black at night? xD

2011-08-25 07:29:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because its made from Dark Matter. Why don't you get 100% of overall activity?

2011-08-25 08:39:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because GLaDOS wants to pester us by hacking into the database and preventing from getting us that trophy. Why am I hungry?

2011-08-25 14:40:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because you its 2011 Whats that?

2011-08-25 15:02:00 Author: dyna Posts: 260

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A party hat How are Diamonds created from Black Coal?

2011-08-25 15:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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A redneck finds the coal, sticks his hand in, and grabs a diamond out of it. Others have not been as sucessful. What are the exact coordinates and speed you need to be able to recreate the curve bullet shot from the movie "Wanted"?

2011-08-25 21:15:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Oh its easy. All you have to do is to very fast throw your weapon high into the air, make a triple back flip and kick it so that it shoots a bullet. How can I make a back flip?

2011-08-25 21:44:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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You play with apple backs , just flip them How do I make my own Diamond? xD

2011-08-26 01:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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Get a big chunk of glass, then cut at it and use some shine spray and voila! How do you light a candle in a pitch black room with no objects, besides a ton of rope tied around you.

2011-08-26 01:06:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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You use your imagination How is fire so powerful?

2011-08-26 01:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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When it was born, it thought to itself "Hmm, maybe I should be powerful, that'll really do some damage! ".

2011-08-26 01:15:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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...And, yeah, that is how doggies are born, son! Why is Minecraft so addicting?

2011-08-26 01:29:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Because it has Zombies in it Why is CoD Zombies so addicting? (We have a vicious cycle going here.... xD )

2011-08-26 05:32:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because it has zombies in it. Why do use this smiley () more often?

2011-08-26 08:23:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because its over9000! Why do birds have wings?

2011-08-26 13:01:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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To hide their extra fat hidden under. Why did Bill Cosby say "Razzle Dazzle" and "Puddin Pops"?

2011-08-26 13:52:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Because he's funny xD Why is Bill Cosby so awesome?

2011-08-26 16:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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cause of funniness. Doctor, did you or did you not stick the medicine in the patient's arm as a shot? This is very serious, answer me please.

2011-08-26 21:25:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Yes, sure I did, why? Was it the experimental poison-based flu shot we were making? D:> Oh no! Our patient will die! How will doctor Alex make the patient survive? Stay tuned for the next episode!

2011-08-27 02:30:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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By eliminating canned spam from his diet. What is the minimum number of sides a polyhedron can have?

2011-08-27 03:55:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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1 (17 edges and 13 vertices ) How does is an orange so annoying?

2011-08-27 07:05:00 Author: Unknown User

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How does is an orange so annoying? Because It wishes it was Egg shape like me "Dr. Eggman" Why are all my enemies/rivals talking animals?

2011-08-27 14:36:00 Author: Lord-Dreamerz Posts: 4261

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They all wanted to be creepy clowns but that slot wasn't allowed, except for a few exceptions, so they decided on animals. ?sdrawkcab gniklat I ma yhW

2011-08-27 15:08:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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A contortionist. What influences the pigment of an apple skin to be red or green?

2011-08-27 15:17:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Farmers, they like pretty colors How do farmers make their money? Enough money, I mean

2011-08-27 15:43:00 Author: Unknown User

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They grow it in corn crops Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

2011-08-28 01:07:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Because they were board Why is Activision money greedy? :S

2011-08-28 01:46:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because the steal baby kids' wallets. Why did you misspell "bored"?

2011-08-28 01:50:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Because she's a carpenter. What is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet?

2011-08-28 04:41:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Z How do people that only know one language, then if they're on the internet, or travel to another part of the world, how do they learn a whole new language?

2011-08-28 07:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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They read it in one of these small booklets. How will our colab level be named?

2011-08-28 11:35:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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By looking out the window. Why would, wait, WHY THE HECK IS THAT GUY THERE?

2011-08-28 19:12:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I think he is Playing Minecraft... Will you halp me get Minecraft? (look below)

2011-08-29 03:52:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Yeah, sure. ^_^ Zhy is this typed zith q qwerty?keyboqrdM

2011-08-30 00:04:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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bwecauys yoru typhingh iyt wrfonhg Whats that over There?

2011-08-30 00:15:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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A puppy. What are the white things floating in the sky?

2011-08-30 00:43:00 Author: Unknown User

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They are fluffy things that will plot our deaths How do you ace a survival challenge?

2011-08-30 01:17:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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You imagine it. Why are some people lazy?

2011-08-30 07:01:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because they are crazy. Why do people lie?

2011-08-30 07:52:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because they can't handle the truth. How do you log into lbpc?

2011-08-30 10:53:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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You alter time. How do we sneak into the future?

2011-08-30 16:07:00 Author: Unknown User

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Via taffey's time machine. Why are Sackgirlsrule and me (And our sackboy and sackgirl) too lazy to grab things and jump?

2011-08-31 14:50:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because we have lazy-sydrome What is lazy-sydrome?

2011-08-31 15:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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A syndrome where people are lazy. Why are they lazy?

2011-08-31 16:30:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because they're having a lazy-off. Y am i no uzing spel shek?

2011-08-31 20:59:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Because you don't know it exists. How do Birds talk?

2011-08-31 23:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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They send tweets. Why so many pepole helped me get minecraft? (only 4 pepole more!)

2011-09-01 03:24:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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We stop being pushy :S Why does stuff cost money?

2011-09-01 07:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because its a filter made from the government. Where are we?

2011-09-01 10:52:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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In space. They send tweets. Why so many pepole helped me get minecraft? (only 4 pepole more!) I clicked your link. Why did I do this?

2011-09-01 11:43:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because you're nice Why'd you change your Avatar and Signature from the Sourcerer? (I like both kinds! )

2011-09-01 14:37:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because everyone knows. Why do Sack Girls Rule?

2011-09-03 04:24:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Because of Girl power How'd girl power come to exist?

2011-09-03 08:11:00 Author: Unknown User

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In ancient times, there was a tectonic shift in the earths mantle, which caused a huge fault line that all the men fell into, except for one man who was inferior intellectually--I will refer to him as "Urevi". What is a "Urevi"?

2011-09-03 14:46:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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A scary bald guy. Why can't dogs and cats talk?

2011-09-03 21:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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http://knowyourmeme.com/i/3309/original/i-dunno-lol.jpg?1244616130 How can people gain on Girl Power? xD

2011-09-04 08:54:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Fried Chiken hkj is equal to?

2011-09-06 02:21:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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H, k and J may refer to unknown numbers, therefore, the answer, too is unknown. /scientific voice When did I become smart liek dat?

2011-09-06 15:24:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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1 hour ago. /scientific voice When did I came back from school?

2011-09-06 17:24:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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2 minutes ago. /Dumb voice Why did I use mah dumb voice this time?

2011-09-06 17:27:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because it was supposed to be a dumb answer so that you just used your dumb voice. wait... Why did I finished school so late?

2011-09-06 17:40:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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You're not late, the rest of the world is soon. Why am I here, while I should be creating?

2011-09-06 17:41:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because you like lazin' around. Why feel I so smart now?

2011-09-06 17:45:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because I look lazy, you look smarter to the rest, which makes you feel the same. Why are we talking about being smart?

2011-09-06 20:14:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because we thought it waz fun What is fun? xD (Stupid question O_o I'm just running out of things to ask lolz)

2011-09-06 23:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scvb8mYTMrA What is this awesome checking my out? 0_0

2011-09-06 23:49:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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Because...yes...very peculiar indeed. Why is YouTube so popular?

2011-09-07 01:58:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Because of people Why do Cookies taste so good?

2011-09-07 04:05:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because we like them... Why making sig's?

2011-09-07 17:33:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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The site is 138% less stoopid with sig's, 'nuff said. Why can't I give star ratings on LBP2

2011-09-07 18:27:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because now we like to Yay and boo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why do people at concerts and stuff yell "Boooo!!!" when something is lame?

2011-09-08 00:49:00 Author: Unknown User

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They have vocabulary issues. Why have I had only 1 request for my free add space...that is free...to anyone requesting use of my free ad space.

2011-09-08 02:51:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Because nobody know what's it for. (Seriously, what's it for? For advertising levels? In that case, I'll take it once it comes out. ) Why was the sentence between brackets way too long?

2011-09-08 15:38:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because of you Why does the Dock on the computer have to be so annoying inbetween switching tabs? :/

2011-09-09 08:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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because every time you're annoyed a programmer gets a raise. why are oranges called oranges but lemons aren't called yellows

2011-09-09 15:38:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Because lemonade. Why do people ask when they already know the answer?

2011-09-09 16:02:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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they want to see if your as smart as they are why are buildings called buildings and not builts

2011-09-09 17:24:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Because in history... A long long time ago... Probably before you were even born... Construction workers got confused What causes confusion in humans?

2011-09-09 20:13:00 Author: Unknown User

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Weird answers. What are weird answers?

2011-09-09 20:59:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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They're weird. What is this? :colossus:

2011-09-09 21:04:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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A shadow of somekind colossus. What's the schedule?

2011-09-09 21:06:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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1. Lazin' around. 2. Trying to get to creating again. 3. Creating, or if that fails, go back to 2. 4. Build total epicness. 5. Publish it. 6. ??? 7. PROFIT What's it with me and creator's block?

2011-09-09 21:20:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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YoU hAz To TuRn CrEaToRs BlOcK iN ToZ CiRcLe Whats The Meaning of My School life?

2011-09-09 21:26:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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A 'C' is all I care about. When life gives you lemons, do you squirt them in your enemies face?

2011-09-09 23:00:00 Author: fighterwindplus Posts: 403

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Nah, you drink em'. Why are ads annoying? D:

2011-09-09 23:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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BEcause it somehow always has "oxiclean" in it. Why does MUUFasaaaa kill simba's dad.

2011-09-10 00:58:00 Author: fighterwindplus Posts: 403

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Because he hated his hair Why is Pumba always dancing? xD "It's the best of yoouuuurrr daaaaays!!!"

2011-09-10 03:11:00 Author: Unknown User

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Coz Timon says so. Why are uderwater carverns so ultimately cool?

2011-09-10 08:35:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because they include Sea Animals How do fish breath underwater? Where does the air go!?

2011-09-10 12:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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Ask a scientist that -___- (If i had to guess, it's coz GOd made em' like dat'! ) How come I don't have a question to ask you guys? Huhm!? HMUHMMM!?!?

2011-09-10 16:03:00 Author: fighterwindplus Posts: 403

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Ask a scientist that -___- (If i had to guess, it's coz GOd made em' like dat'! ) (I know I just wanna know what enables them to breath underwater ) Because you're freaking out. Why do I freak out sometimes? xD

2011-09-10 20:52:00 Author: Unknown User

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Becaws of certain materials, which you can step on ... Why is my creation so slow?

2011-09-10 23:40:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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(NYS... Don't you dare! ................ Lol kidding xD Because I'm not there Why can I never catch you online when one of us isn't busy?

2011-09-11 07:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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Why can I never catch you online when one of us isn't busy? because if you did, A man wearing a taco suit would come up to you and slap you. here's my question. Why?

2011-09-12 23:01:00 Author: Lord-Dreamerz Posts: 4261

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Because of Clowns. Why are Clowns scary?

2011-09-12 23:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because they are funny... wait... what?! What's going on?

2011-09-13 19:37:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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I'm talking about Frogs and Pigs.. Wait..? p What is the definition of Scientist?

2011-09-13 23:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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someone smarter than me whats the definition of a pirate! Rrrr!

2011-09-14 03:22:00 Author: fighterwindplus Posts: 403

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Schark Why are all the members and LBPC so awesome?

2011-09-14 06:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because LBP is awsum! Schark xD Why do people eat hamburgers?

2011-09-14 17:26:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Coz the hot-dogs were gone ... Why do people make typos? /Lol@SGR

2011-09-14 20:05:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Becoz writing in the rigth wey is so fiev yers ago! Wanna go to space? (Objection!)

2011-09-15 03:56:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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No, because Aliens are on the Moon Why does Nys keep talking about my embarrassing typo?

2011-09-15 04:37:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because it was SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny, I laughed my a** off. Why was the typo so extremely funny? :lolololololololol:

2011-09-15 15:27:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because it embarrassed me How do we stop talking about it? xD

2011-09-15 20:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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Not. ((I'll stop to talk about it, sorry.)) Why do I feel bad now?

2011-09-15 20:19:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because you felt good yesterday, and decided not to feel good today. Why aren't the stichlings in the Move Pack?

2011-09-16 02:55:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Because they are on a Road Tour. Why does a worm hole distort the fabric of space?

2011-09-16 03:20:00 Author: RickRock_777 Posts: 1567

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Because Worms are yucky (@Nys: Hey, don't feel bad. I was just kidding, I don't mind it just don't tell anyone about what the typo was... No worries, it's okay ) Why do I feel bad about making Nys feel bad? Lol.

2011-09-16 05:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because the sky is falling upward. Explain to me the concept of almost never?

2011-09-17 07:11:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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It ain't gone enough. Git more gone to make it gone faster. How is it that a woman can hit a man and not suffer any penalties, but a man can touch a woman and get arrested?

2011-09-21 05:38:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Because it's reality. Why is TV all reality shows that are just plain dumb?

2011-09-21 08:05:00 Author: Unknown User

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Its mental abuse, one of GLaDOS' plans. Wher are the Void Candies?

2011-09-23 21:33:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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In your mouth. Where is Smallville filmed?

2011-09-24 07:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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In Japan. Where was Thor born?

2011-09-24 08:16:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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In a storm cloud? Why are people scared of clowns?

2011-09-24 08:18:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because kittens. Why do kids scream?

2011-09-24 08:23:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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They mentally abuse you. Why can't I stop playing Portal?

2011-09-24 08:27:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because you're stuck in a level and can't finish it. xD

2011-09-24 08:33:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because of..... -_- Why does the "-_-" smiley look depressing?

2011-09-25 07:47:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because its a typo. Why is the smiley not working?

2011-09-25 09:32:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Because it doesn't wanna be a [IMG] Smiley. Why is this sentence in Bold text?

2011-09-25 21:27:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because you want to make it special... with some reason. How are Voids born? {|:{|]

2011-09-26 20:11:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Nys. One one word. When were Words invented?

2011-09-27 07:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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The Words is coming soon 2012 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Words_(film)) What number am I thinking?

2011-09-27 07:54:00 Author: Coconuts Posts: 384

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Numer Gumber13434zY What's the best Song in the whole world?

2011-09-27 12:14:00 Author: Unknown User

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Zlad - Electronic Supersonic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGdQz5Ol3M) Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

2011-09-27 12:16:00 Author: Coconuts Posts: 384

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Zlad - Electronic Supersonic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGdQz5Ol3M) ...... *Speechless* No. Truth or Dare?

2011-09-27 12:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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It's coming out It's coming out It's coming out ..It's dare. What is so hot it's cool, yet so cool, it's hot?

2011-09-27 12:28:00 Author: Coconuts Posts: 384

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ME! Why am I so hot and cool at the same time?

2011-09-27 12:37:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431

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because you are a super hero How does superman fly?

2011-09-27 17:33:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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He just forgot about the gravity so that he can fly. Why is it cold on winter?

2011-09-27 18:30:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because Winter likes Coats and fuzzy things and wants to see it more.. (I dunno, just don't ask ) Why am I so weird sometimes?

2011-09-28 22:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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um..wow. That's an age old question SGR. It harkens back to the day you were born. You see, at that very moment you were brought into this world, a rift opened into the "bizarro world" and you were accidentally switched with your counterpart. So you see, you are the "bizarro SGR" and the regular SGR is in the "Bizarro" universe. It's that or you're like me, we just come by it naturally. How do you fight a bear?

2011-09-30 14:24:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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By playing a boardgame with it. Why don't all belts have holes weaved in all over like some?

2011-09-30 15:45:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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(Lol @ Bio ) @Dragon: Well, ya' see... It's only because they don't want us to get ALL of what we paid for. So they put little holes in it.. Why does sapphires cost so much?

2011-10-01 12:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because it's a real ocean blue shine. Who invented the marionette doll?

2011-10-01 14:06:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Me! Who invented Computers?

2011-10-02 23:24:00 Author: Unknown User

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the computarians did. what's the best way to get down from a camel?

2011-10-07 14:36:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Freefall. Why wasn't I here lately.

2011-10-09 10:51:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Camels Why is pi cubed divided by the square root of the square root of pi multiplied by one septillion over two billion important in solving the secrets of the universe??? (Suspense!!!)

2011-10-10 02:02:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because the scientists said so Why does a

2011-10-10 04:07:00 Author: Cactii Posts: 426

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-n "A" sound annoying? Because it's the first letter of "annoying". Why'd I just make a smart remark?

2011-10-10 06:57:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because you're smart. Why is the Earth round?

2011-10-10 07:00:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Because it wanted to spin like it seen on one of those globes. Why is the sky blue?

2011-10-10 23:58:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because all of the other colours are busy colourizing everything else. Where do babies come from?

2011-10-11 00:20:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Apple Crumble. What Colour are Tomatoes?

2011-10-11 06:07:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Pink!!!! How were TVs invented?

2011-10-11 23:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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Puppets in the Microwave. 'Nuff said. What is the origin of the Nyan Cat?

2011-10-12 01:05:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yyFyGcOjrBE/Toot4m3IqaI/AAAAAAAABSA/DV8dpDAvkHY/s1600/Nyan+Cat+Fusion+Technique+funny+humour+picture.jpg It guest starred on Dragon Ball Z. What is the capitol of Texas?

2011-10-12 23:00:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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T. ...what? It's the only capital letter in it. What is the 6th planet of the solar system?

2011-10-13 00:03:00 Author: Fang Posts: 578

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The Sun! Who wears short-shorts?

2011-10-13 00:52:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Bread!... Short-Bread... Get it? *Gets hit by Tomato* Why does the Universe exist?

2011-10-13 12:02:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Because of an explosion involving poptarts and a microwave how do we move?

2011-10-13 12:09:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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You buy one. How many colours are in a Rainbow?

2011-10-13 14:35:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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9,000 Why does pie taste like it does?

2011-10-13 17:42:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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The pie fairies put flavour dust into the pie. If all knicks are knacks, and all knacks are knots, then are all knicks invariably knots?

2011-10-13 18:15:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Yes Why Can't I Fly?

2011-10-13 20:25:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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You can, you're just not trying hard enough. Why does Swiss Cheese have holes in it?

2011-10-14 01:15:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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makes it less wind resistant Why does Limburger cheese smell so bad?

2011-10-14 01:28:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Because it wants to. Why is there 8 Harry Potter Films?

2011-10-14 01:32:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Because even Voldemort couldn't kill Harry. Who is the president of the United States? (Aside: My Google Chrome built-in spell check recognizes Voldemort as a word... lol.)

2011-10-14 01:39:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Captain Caveman. Godzilla or Generic Giant Dinosaur Beast?

2011-10-14 01:41:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Godzilla Do you like cake?!

2011-10-14 11:58:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES! Do you like pancakes?

2011-10-14 19:06:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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sure, they fly real nice why can't I divide by zero?

2011-10-14 19:15:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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The universe would implode. Why do zombies eat brains?

2011-10-14 19:17:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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it's better than the alternative Why do milkshakes bring the boys to the yard?

2011-10-14 19:42:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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'Cause they're like, it's better than yours. Want me to teach you (I'd have to charge)?

2011-10-14 20:13:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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No! Why Does This thread Exist?

2011-10-14 20:16:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because we want it to. Why do we want it to exist?

2011-10-14 23:58:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because it must or the universe will unravel time and space and we would have no place to put the randomess of our brains! How did I come up with that?

2011-10-15 00:02:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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You didn't come up with it... I did. How hot is the sun ?

2011-10-15 00:06:00 Author: samalot Posts: 591

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OVER 9000!!!!! degrees. Where am I?

2011-10-15 00:09:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Behind yourself. Watching you. Waiting for you to stop paying attention so you can deal the final blow to yourself. Have fun! Why do my teachers hate me?

2011-10-15 01:02:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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Because you made fun of my hearts! Why does Avalon have a big ego?

2011-10-15 16:01:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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He's compensating for having small other things! Why are tomatoes red?

2011-10-15 16:41:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Because Ketchup is called Red Sauce! Why did i Put that in italics?

2011-10-15 17:11:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because you're Italian, bien sur! Why did I just speak in French?

2011-10-15 17:17:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I Didn't know i was italian... Because you like the french for what they did to Ireland in 09/10? Why do i only have 98 red baloons?

2011-10-15 17:26:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because you found a souvenir, just to prove the world was here, and here it is, a red balloon, you think of me and let it go. Why is Sonic Generations on 3DS supposedly not coming out until early next year?

2011-10-15 17:31:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Because..Sonic got lost on the way there...Ye know, he ran a bit too far.... Why Did you ask this?

2011-10-15 17:39:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because I didn't find out that the 3DS version was delayed... and I wasn't annoyed at all. I also am not using sarcasm. Why can't you lead them with a stick, resulting in the necessity to beat them with a carrot instead?

2011-10-15 18:17:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Bucket of dynamite. What is the size of an average human if the entire multiverse were the size of an apple? (answer in particles, kthx).

2011-10-15 19:07:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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PArticles x1 Why did you say bucket and Dynamite in one Sentance?

2011-10-15 19:10:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because pancakes are black and obviously evil. Why do I like cake?

2011-10-16 02:45:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Because the cake is a lie. Why did I take Xtrahuman's reply as a racist remark? :o

2011-10-16 04:42:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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Because you are a *sip* party person *puke* Why am i weird?

2011-10-16 05:29:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Because.Just Because. Why does Speedy have 11 toes?

2011-10-16 14:08:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because Speedy cut one of yours off. Who doesn't love a Tim Horton's coffee?

2011-10-16 18:01:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You apparently don't like oatmeal, Tim Horton is married to oatmeal. WHY don't you like oatmeal?

2011-10-16 18:07:00 Author: Sackpapoi Posts: 1195

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Because it contains family members. Why do birds, suddenly appear?...

2011-10-16 18:09:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because some dude just dropped his sandwich. How are kittens born?

2011-10-21 21:07:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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They aren't. Cats Are Born. Why have you appeared out of nowhere?

2011-10-21 23:26:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Because some dude just dropped his sandwich. Why did I just copy/paste the above answer?

2011-10-21 23:53:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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Because you're unoriginal. Why did I say that?

2011-10-22 11:42:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because you're right. Why did Speedy copy and paste the above answer?

2011-10-22 18:51:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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shhhh! Speedy as a condition know as copyandpasteasotopia. He can not help himself Why do these freakin' banner adds keep reloading and reloading?

2011-10-22 20:44:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Because they are out of ammo. Why are some of the people so... creepy?

2011-10-22 20:52:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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Because I have a terrible disease that I didn't know about. What are the symptoms of 'copyandpasteasotopia'?

2011-10-22 23:01:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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You cut, Then Re-type everything. what's happenin' folks? ^^

2011-10-23 01:13:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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The world is turning with each new day. How does gravity work?

2011-10-23 02:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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The Earth loves us so much that it doesn't want to let us go. Who's that Pokemon?

2011-10-23 05:21:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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