Archive: 1444 posts

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Fixed upgrades. 270

2015-09-29 19:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Upgraded fixes. 8) 271

2015-10-05 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Added new wallpaper. 272

2015-10-05 11:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Changed wallpaper to one of TenebrisNemo's photos. 271 8D

2015-10-11 01:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Changed wallpaper to one of my dog's photos. 272 :arg:

2015-10-13 17:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Logged on to LBPC 271

2015-10-14 13:50:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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FreeAim logged in. 270

2015-10-14 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo logged in. 269

2015-10-17 02:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My friend logged in. 270

2015-10-19 07:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Added memory. 271

2015-10-19 22:15:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Corrupted memory. 270

2015-10-22 06:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Shoots a bullet from Outlaw-Jack's gun into the USB drive. 269

2015-10-23 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Tries getting out bullet from USB drive, accidentally rips out USB drive. 268

2015-11-05 03:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Replaces USB drive and forces Outlaw-Jack to pay for it. 8) 269

2015-11-05 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Throws system out the window and blames the guy above me. 268

2015-11-07 08:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Makes Sir monocle act as the computer fan. 269

2015-11-07 15:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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flushed system in toilet. 270

2015-11-07 16:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Shoves Sir monacle into the toilet to go get it. :oddSock: 271

2015-11-07 17:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm stuck. help. 270

2015-11-07 19:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*removes Sir monacle, who's holding the system, from the toilet* 271

2015-11-07 22:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Turns on system* Hey, it works! *drops system* 270

2015-11-08 08:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Throws broken system at Sir monacle's face. 269

2015-11-08 15:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Get's overpriced surgery* *sues LIN3RID3R* *profit* 270

2015-11-08 16:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Replaces the wireless mouse with a wired one. 271

2015-11-08 18:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Buys ice-cream* 270

2015-11-08 18:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*eats ice cream* 271

2015-11-09 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Twitches* You... ATE my ice cream!? You will pay... You will pay! You monster! You better watch your food... I will be there.... 272

2015-11-09 11:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Are we even talking about the system anymore? Puts in another USB port. 273

2015-11-09 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Er... hi? 272

2015-11-10 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, you gotta do something with the system that either harms it or helps it! Stuffs Sir monacle into the disc drive. 8D 271

2015-11-11 02:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I download loads of virus's and pictures of monocles and many, MANY videos of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA Clogging up the systems hard drive. 270 (That's why you shouldn't put me in a disc holder. Oh, the humanity.)

2015-11-11 12:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Factory reset. 271

2015-11-11 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blue screen of death. 270

2015-11-12 04:53:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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Downloads 120 copy's of the flashy gif above me. 271

2015-11-12 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Puts a Garfield background.

2015-11-12 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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calculates..... 273

2015-11-13 06:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Remembers to put a number after the post. 274

2015-11-13 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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275 after update 1.15

2015-11-13 15:15:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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Plays portal. 276 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZTRgit4aeI

2015-11-13 19:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Plays Portal 2. 277

2015-11-14 23:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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:whatever: Plays grow home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCARASEr3BE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhFkTjHrwJc 278

2015-11-15 07:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Plays LittleBigPlanet. 277 because then the computer gets confiscated for having illegal software.

2015-11-15 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Uses stealth-boy* *steals system back* *more emulators* *profit* 278

2015-11-16 06:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Plays LittleBigPlanet 3 on the new emulators. 279

2015-11-16 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Reached 280. 280.

2015-11-16 18:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Used calculator to add one. 281

2015-11-18 03:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Install a new window manager. 282

2015-11-18 13:20:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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installs Linux instead. 281

2015-11-19 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Slows down the mouse speed to a crawl. :hero: 280

2015-11-20 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I take the controller off LIN3RID3R, he was playing it wrong.... 281

2015-11-21 12:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I spell L1N3R1D3R correctly. 282

2015-11-21 15:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I forget how many LEET'S there are on the internet 283

2015-11-21 21:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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+1's a post, which +1's the system. 284

2015-11-22 00:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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284 is unlucky number..... I'll fix this! 283

2015-11-22 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Who's to say it's unlucky? 284

2015-11-22 15:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Aggggghhhh...... 285

2015-11-22 16:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle mistakes the USB drive for a coin slot. 8D 284

2015-11-22 19:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I kick the machine until I get my coin back. 283

2015-11-22 19:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle doesn't notice the coin's fallen out and continues to kick the system. 282

2015-11-22 21:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oops... My bad... *Grabs foldable chair and continues to beat the system* 281

2015-11-23 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Interferes with the swing. I get injured, but at least the system's okay! 282

2015-11-24 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Throws the system into the garbage. 281

2015-11-24 08:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Stop making me injure myself to save the system! 282

2015-11-24 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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>_> No. Shoots the system with a BB gun. Of course BB guns a pretty much harmless.... So... 283.

2015-11-25 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Even a water gun would be more effective. Speaking of... 282

2015-11-25 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Buys overpriced system parts and Counter strike: global; offensive knifes with L1N3R1D3R's credit card. 283

2015-11-26 11:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Buys every game on Steam with Sir monacle's credit card. 284

2015-11-26 16:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't own a credit card. Where is he getting the money from? No bank will let me have bank loans either. 285

2015-11-26 18:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Deletes Steam and all the games from the system. 286 I am fun at parties.

2015-11-26 19:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system gets hacked by me. 287

2015-11-26 19:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I order Sir monacle to change every part of the computer to be LBP-themed. 288

2015-11-28 00:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Pffft, instead I make everything fallout themed..... Even the building.... Because war, war never changes. 289

2015-11-28 07:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Puts a Fallout skin on the mouse and keyboard.

2015-11-28 15:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Listens to some awesome music! 291

2015-11-29 07:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Actually remembers to put the number after the post. 292

2015-11-29 19:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Being social on social network. 293

2015-11-29 21:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Due to budget cuts (everyone stopped paying me) I can no longer update the system. I also go on strike. 292

2015-11-29 21:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Phantom TenebrisNemo has been summoned. 293

2015-11-29 21:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a gaming mouse. 294

2015-11-29 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I throw a brick through the window.... 293

2015-11-30 06:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That doesn't really affect the system, does it? 294

2015-11-30 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I clean the screen. 295

2015-11-30 14:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get bored and start shooting spit-balls at L1N3R1D3R's head. ...Very distracting..... 294

2015-11-30 16:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That doesn't really affect the system, does it? Two hundred ninety five.

2015-12-01 00:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I add another terabyte of external memory. 296

2015-12-01 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I hired some antiviruses to patrol around the system and to assassinate any virus in their way. 297

2015-12-01 06:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I sneak into the building at night to try to fix the system but accidently gets locked out of the system. 296

2015-12-01 12:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I put in the password for Sir monacle. 297

2015-12-01 23:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I buy a new monitor. 298

2015-12-02 10:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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We're almost at 300. 299

2015-12-02 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Store 300 on a 64 bit fast register. 300

2015-12-02 14:10:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I see that we are at 300. It would be a shame if something... Happened to it! 301

2015-12-02 15:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aw, I wanted to say 300 300

2015-12-02 15:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Go forth, my brave warriors! Our quest is not yet complete! 301

2015-12-02 16:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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300. 300.

2015-12-02 19:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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My brethren! Share your powers with me! 301

2015-12-02 20:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sir monacle will not say 300 because I updated the RAM! 302

2015-12-03 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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System level up! 303

2015-12-03 10:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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>8( 304

2015-12-03 13:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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>8( --> 8) 305

2015-12-03 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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:o >>>>>>>>8oooooo 304

2015-12-04 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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61*5=... 305

2015-12-04 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I change the lock screen to something motivational.

2015-12-04 19:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I remember to put my number in. 8D 307

2015-12-04 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I post something in this forum. 308

2015-12-05 08:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I can't get to 100% activity. 307

2015-12-06 00:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have 99.9% activity. How is this possible!? Do I actually have this much spare time!? 308

2015-12-06 14:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I have 570 more posts than you. 309

2015-12-06 20:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get it, you spent half of your life here... No need to rub it in. 308

2015-12-06 21:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You think I'm 8? Well, you're clearly misguided. Anyways, I block Sir monacle on whatever social media he has. 309

2015-12-06 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I found L1N3R1D3R's stolen chair on Google images! 310

2015-12-07 07:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I try looking at the screen of the map, but all i could see was pixels. 311

2015-12-07 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Pixels are so small that you won't be able to recognize a single dead pixel. 312

2015-12-07 07:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The internet is made of cats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM 313

2015-12-07 07:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I am deeply disappointed that nobody didn't make a joke from Donald Duck's car at the point of 313. But I remember that my birthday is coming up and I can make a wish list! 314

2015-12-07 07:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The prime factorization of this number is 3x3x5x7. 315

2015-12-07 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I buy some ice cream. For everyone. 316

2015-12-07 14:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The system can not handle the ice cream! 315

2015-12-07 17:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I eat my ice cream. :3: 316

2015-12-07 18:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I force feed the system ice cream...and it makes the slowness issues worse. 315

2015-12-08 02:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The princess is in another castle. 314

2015-12-08 07:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Clean the system. 315

2015-12-08 08:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I bake a cake.... TO SELL NOT TO EAT 316

2015-12-08 18:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Publish a cake recipe. 317

2015-12-08 18:51:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Give a protective spell for the system. 318 http://www.yourshowcase.net/weblibrary/animated/Wizard.gif

2015-12-08 22:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Buy a new power cord to replace the old frayed one. 319

2015-12-09 03:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*pokes the system with a stick* ... 320

2015-12-09 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*pokes the system with a stick* ... 320 *Critical hit!* 319

2015-12-09 13:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Deletes system 32.... 318

2015-12-09 15:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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TenebrisNemo used Cure! System is healed! 319

2015-12-09 20:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I play song of unhealing..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP7KRHY564M 318

2015-12-10 07:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I play the song of Brave Heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1uH4BnswKQ 319

2015-12-10 09:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I play karma chameleon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPi0JqvRRs 320

2015-12-10 12:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I update the monitor. 321

2015-12-10 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tried to clean the monitor, but I dropped it. Sorry? 320

2015-12-11 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I fix the monitor if it break or something. 321

2015-12-11 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I upload some awesome RAVE music WARNIING AWESOME RAVE BELOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DkqMjfqqPc 322

2015-12-11 11:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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liesalllies!!! 321

2015-12-11 11:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I pirated a few games on the system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBmpDE9-0A4 320

2015-12-11 11:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Legally downloaded some music to the system. 321

2015-12-12 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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A new system gets released, meaning we have update our system. 320

2015-12-12 12:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why would updating the system make it lose a point? 321

2015-12-12 21:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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New updates are actually useful! 322*

2015-12-12 21:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo got sniped! 323

2015-12-13 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I upload terrible songs..... 322

2015-12-13 07:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Beaker tried to improve the system but he failed! http://aforgrave.ca/detritus/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Beaker3_280.gif 321

2015-12-13 19:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh no! scp 727-j is here! Ruuuuuuuun! 320

2015-12-14 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I help the system to cross the road. 321

2015-12-14 11:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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320 is theb3st number in the world.... Apparently. 320

2015-12-14 13:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I must return the system to 321 for the third time! 321

2015-12-14 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wrong. The system has been at 321 for 8 times at least. 320

2015-12-14 19:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But this is now the fourth time I have made the system go to 321.

2015-12-15 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I kick the system.... 322

2015-12-15 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I hug the system. 323

2015-12-15 07:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I lick the system.... Ow! 322

2015-12-15 18:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I save the system from Sir monacle. 323

2015-12-15 19:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I stare at the system through the office window... 322

2015-12-15 21:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I cover the window. 323

2015-12-15 22:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I claw on the door like an uppity cat. 322

2015-12-16 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I install some love pictures inside the system. 323

2015-12-16 08:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I bang my head on the door until I collapse onto the hard pavement. you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? 322

2015-12-16 16:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I repair the system. 323

2015-12-16 21:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I stare deeply with my X-RAY vision..... 322

2015-12-17 07:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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System is tired of Sir monacle so it eats some ram. 323

2015-12-17 08:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I pull the door instead of push.... the door opens. 324

2015-12-18 15:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I finally don't have to say 321. 325

2015-12-20 01:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I finally don't have to say 323 326

2015-12-20 18:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo forgot the period. 325

2015-12-20 20:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm forgotten by everyone. 326

2015-12-20 22:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aw, don't think that people forgetting you improves the system! *hugs Nemo* 327

2015-12-21 00:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I repair system's memory. 328

2015-12-21 10:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I clean out the fan of dust. 329

2015-12-21 15:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I ask the system's age. 330

2015-12-21 16:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Defragments system disks. 331

2015-12-21 16:38:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I wish the system merry Christmas. 332

2015-12-21 17:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don the system with a Christmas hat. 333

2015-12-22 16:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I ask the system: What is 184 + 1 000 000 - 999 850? 334

2015-12-26 23:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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67*5=??? 335

2015-12-28 17:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I came back... 334

2015-12-29 08:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Kicked Sir monacle out. :hero: 335

2015-12-29 16:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fairytailfanon/images/5/5c/Applause-gif-tumblr-43_zps4e464b19.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150513061029 10 Points for L1N3R1D4R! 336

2015-12-30 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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1 point for the system! 337

2015-12-30 02:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I give you two a death stare through the window, although it is not clear to whom or what I am staring at. 336

2015-12-31 08:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I divert your attention somewhere else, then download Steam on the computer. 337

2015-12-31 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Your diversion fails, I am now closer towards the window, you look back for a few seconds, I don't appear to be blinking... In boredom, you decide to go to bed, hoping I will be gone by tomorrow... Little do you know I am still starring through the window.... While you're asleep darude sandstorm plays from the system. 336

2015-12-31 22:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Mute. 337

2016-01-01 21:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrdrfdAl44 336

2016-01-03 08:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Plays video in reverse. 337

2016-01-03 20:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn1g6fHT488 336

2016-01-04 07:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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https://media.giphy.com/media/E7yX6ZvDlYmEE/giphy.gif 337

2016-01-05 23:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" 338

2016-01-06 05:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After (somehow) getting inside. I turn the system on.... The system catches on fire. 337

2016-01-06 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I upgrade the system's cooling mechanism. 338

2016-01-06 12:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I upgrade the system's cooling mechanism with blood coolant. Human blood coolant. The system is now on a rampage for more human blood. It needs it to play undertale. 337

2016-01-06 18:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I delete the corrupted cooling upgrade. 338

2016-01-07 05:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We waste about three months of upgrading then deleting those upgrades. 337

2016-01-08 07:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I drop Sir monacle into a waste bin. 338

2016-01-08 09:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I delete the contents of the waste bin. 8D 339

2016-01-09 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm stuck in some sort of 7th Dimension. Ever watched the movie Tron? Yeah, well, it's like that. 340

2016-01-10 07:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I delete the 7th dimension. :hero: 341

2016-01-10 20:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I put Siri inside the system. 342

2016-01-10 22:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I make Siri's voice not the annoying default one. 343

2016-01-11 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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... Okay.... Now I'm in a black empty place... I don't even know anymore.... 344

2016-01-11 07:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I delete the black empty space. 8) 345

2016-01-11 15:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove Sir monacle from everyone's brain. 346

2016-01-12 02:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Awesome duplicate me's..... So, this is where things get deleted, huh? I'm god here! Muhahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! 345

2016-01-12 07:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Admin controls the gods here. 346

2016-01-12 13:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I wake up. 345

2016-01-13 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I put Sir monacle back to sleep. 346

2016-01-13 10:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I stop being mean to Sir monacle. 347

2016-01-13 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I stop being mean to my duties. 348

2016-01-13 14:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I give TenebrisNemo his lollipop back, and he lets me use the system again. 347 :hero:

2016-01-14 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I put a password for the system so I am the only one who can use it. 348

2016-01-15 08:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I sadly respect the password. 349

2016-01-15 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I wake up again. Wait... why is it so dark? Why do I feel in-motion? ... 350

2016-01-15 19:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Free Sir monacle because he's the only one of us who knows how to fix a USB port. 351

2016-01-15 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why must I work on the hardware? Wasn't I licking them earlier? Ah, whatever, stick your tongue in the thing, then attempt biting the system until smokes starts to come out of it. 350

2016-01-16 07:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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If that doesn't work, try shooting it. Like I did. 349

2016-01-17 10:12:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Guns are never the answer. Protect the system! 350

2016-01-17 10:31:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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Give the system a bullet-proof shell. 351

2016-01-17 21:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system has my blessings. 352

2016-01-17 23:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system's a bit cold, so I give it my scarf. 353

2016-01-18 22:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The system needs help in its grand quest and has met many party members during its lifetime. It's happy. 354

2016-01-19 05:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The system then gets railed by an incredibly OP boss and loses all its friends. 353

2016-01-19 18:30:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I use a dark ritual to bring them back, but it cost my toes. However, the system has recovered from trauma. 354

2016-01-19 21:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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...I hang up a sign in the basement. https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M1b85c14f04ddb61dc8217c5e0b9d4071o0&pid=15.1 ...You like it? 353

2016-01-20 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I smash the sign on Sir_monacle plushies. 354

2016-01-20 08:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I clean out the fan for once in a decade. 355

2016-01-22 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I delete Internet Explorer from the system. :hero: 356

2016-01-22 05:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bing takes over and I make another sign. https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M4e6383f6596fff9626dc268ec3f3d803o0&pid=15.1 355

2016-01-22 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Bing's Town Center has been destroyed by Google. And the sign has been changed to "Love the System" by the priest. Wololoo https://i.imgur.com/29aoZuI.gif 356

2016-01-22 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Steam and Portal 2. 357

2016-01-22 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Google says: Don't be evil. And terminates all of us. 356

2016-01-23 07:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I use Bing. 357

2016-01-24 02:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I use Bing to get gif images... I'm not allowed in Tumblr. 358

2016-01-24 07:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You use Bing. 357

2016-01-24 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I permanently disable access from Bing. 358

2016-01-24 22:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I remember to shut down the system whenever I'm not using it. 359

2016-01-25 00:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I update the terrible internet. 360

2016-01-25 03:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I destroy a virus 361 no-scope longshot headshot. 361

2016-01-25 06:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I polish the system. 362

2016-01-25 06:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I hang a virus. 363

2016-01-25 06:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I convict a virus of murder and put it in jail for life. 364

2016-01-26 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Virus gets burned by the firewall. 365

2016-01-26 10:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Virus gets all four limbs pulled off by horses. 366

2016-01-27 02:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I replace the systems design with a regular potato. 367

2016-01-27 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Virus gets squeezed by L1N3R1D3R's sled. 368

2016-01-27 11:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I upgrade the potato. 369

2016-01-29 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I remove Wheatley's brain from the system. 370

2016-01-29 16:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I Mkg Th3 syst3m qu Usin' ma quick-sc0p3 m3canik skilz. 371

2016-01-31 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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