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Corrupt Wishes

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Granted, but she is actually crazy and decides to kill you in your sleep. (If that was serious though, good luck dood =/)
I wish I could sing well.		2011-03-10 00:46:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but then the whole world gets a disease where they go deaf.

I wish I could rearrange my keys on my keyboard without spending any money.		2011-03-10 00:48:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but then the whole world gets a disease where they go death.

I wish I could rearrange my keys on my keyboard without spending any money.

Lol its deaf dude

Granted, but you screw them up.

I wish brittney looooooved me.		2011-03-10 02:25:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Lol its deaf dude.

lol. WOOPS. fixed. I had just finished the apocalypse ponies video, and had death pony in my head.		2011-03-10 02:27:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Lol its deaf dude

Granted, but you screw them up.

I wish brittney looooooved me.

Granted, but she died because she missed seeing you for 1 second

I wish that I had the Touching Royalty pin in LBP2, and nobody else was allowed to get it!		2011-03-10 02:34:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, alex evans arm falls off. (look whatcha did

I wish brittney was alive again		2011-03-10 03:04:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but then you lost your profile and could no longer get that pin because your old profile had it.
I wish I could work on a level series like Hansel and Gretelbot with the best LBP creators.		2011-03-10 03:05:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but im one of them.

I wish my previous wish came true ;d		2011-03-10 03:12:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but she is actually a zombie which is half alive half dead, and is thereb a monstrosity that Simon Belmont kills... or rather, REkills.
I wish a new Castlevania game came out, and wasn't a photo copy of SoTN.		2011-03-10 03:57:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but it's chock full of by the numbers Multiplayer and minigames consisting of Demon Ball (most likely reminicent of monkey ball) And Demon's Godspeed racing. (basically a cart racer.)

I wish Brittney was out of my mind.


(wow this entire page is only made of us two)		2011-03-10 21:48:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

granted, simon belmont just headshot you so now both she and your brain is out of your head

i wish portugal won the world cup of soccer...		2011-03-10 22:00:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, but then they lose it the next day to kindergardeners... did I spell that right? Ah well.
I Amanda didn't always have to work at her job on the weekends. =/ (Great, now I'm doing it too >.< Thanks a lot Phazerz XD)		2011-03-10 22:28:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but then they lose it the next day to kindergardeners... did I spell that right? Ah well.
I (wish) Amanda didn't always have to work at her job on the weekends. =/ (Great, now I'm doing it too >.< Thanks a lot Phazerz XD)

Granted. But she chooses to work anyway.

I wish someone wouldn't reply to this. 		2011-03-10 22:30:00

Author:
JonnysToyRobot
Posts: 324

Granted but.........****

I wish Girls didn't exist.....NO WAIT		2011-03-10 22:38:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

What the, you jerk!!!! Now I'm coming to KEEL YOUUUUU!!!! >=O
I wish your wish was unwished.		2011-03-11 00:01:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but then that doesn't stop him from wishing it again.

I wish Bloodshot killed Phazerz.		2011-03-11 00:05:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted...............
I wish you would pay me for my services, lest I come to kill you next.		2011-03-11 01:20:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted but im resurected so you Pay him back.

I wish bloodshot had a clan worth talking about (lol soooory)		2011-03-11 01:37:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

None taken...
Granted, but now we're so awesome we completley overrun LBP! >=D
I wish you realized that our clan is practically new and things take time. =.=		2011-03-11 02:00:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but i'm lying.

I wish i was a super hero (time we got back to normal)		2011-03-11 02:26:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but you are one of the lesser heroes that get pwnd by everyone else.
I wish I met Deadpool.		2011-03-11 03:02:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but then he looks up and shoots you over and over again saying "BANG, BANG, BANG".

I wish I could remember everything.		2011-03-11 03:43:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but now you have so much stuff to remember you can't remember thigns fast enough.
I wish EVERYONE knew about Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.		2011-03-11 05:15:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, now everyone in the room with you knows about ....... That^^^

I wish I could could travel through time without any repercussions.		2011-03-11 05:34:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but since you were using a Delorean running on Pluetonium(spelling?) and the future holds no way of getting to 1.21 Gigawats, you are now stuck in the suckey future you went to.
I wish I had a Delorean.		2011-03-11 13:07:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted. You get into a head-on collision with it shortly after, totalling the poor thing.

I wish Japan didn't get struck by the earthquakes.		2011-03-11 14:11:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but who do you think was causing them? GODZILLA MUTHU **********!!!

I wish I had the power to control minds.		2011-03-12 00:17:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted..........let's just say....you don't like what you hear.

I wish for the power to move through walls.		2011-03-12 00:25:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but you cant walk through insulation, wallpaper and paint.

I wish for a working roflcopter.,		2011-03-12 00:30:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

Granted but.....ROFL. OH no

I wish I didn't have tooo ROFL.......SOMEBODY TAKE AWAY HIS ROFLCOPTER		2011-03-12 00:33:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but now a lawlcat is following you forevers.
Btw, my dad said the same thing about Godzilla and his kids cauing the earthquakes! XD
I wish Japan stopped having all the natural disasters.		2011-03-12 03:04:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, now YOUR home town is having them.

I wish for the IP of LBPC's Survival Server. (Minecraft.)		2011-03-12 04:25:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

granted, but it's so complicated that you can't remember it all and go insane!
I wish that I could live as a young male mouse in Redwall Abbey during a peaceful time		2011-03-12 04:45:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

I wish that I could live as a young male mouse in Redwall Abbey during a peaceful time
granted, but you get eaten by a owl.

I wish the guy who'll be below me, turn in to a pie~		2011-03-12 04:49:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

granted, but the pie turns evil and eats you >:-D
I wish I din't get eaten by the owl 		2011-03-12 05:12:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

Granted, a rattle snake suffocates the owl in an EPIC FIGHT FOR THE AGES!!!!! TEETH, TALONS, TEETH, VENOM....... OH MY GOD!!! YOU GUYS REALLY GOT TO SEE THIS!!! IT'S AMAZING!!! IT'S .....over. OH NOHS!!! NOW THE SNAKE IS DEVOURING A POOR DEFENSELESS MOUSE!!! OMG!!! THE MOUSE JUST TOOK OUT A SMALL SWORD!!! HE'S ACTUALLY FIGHTING THE SNAKE OFF!!! OH S***, HE JUST JABBED ONE OF THE SNAKE'S EYES OUT!!!.............

It's over folks, the mouse put up a good fight, but in the end, he was just another victim to the food chain.


OH MY GAWAWAWAWD!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOUSE.....HE JUST CUT THROUGH THE SNAKE'S STOMACH!!!! WOW!!! THAT WAS AMAZING....... Good job mouse. Nice work. I hope... *slams pot onto mouse*. AHA!!! I finally got you now you little ***********.


I wish I never bought that volcano insurance.		2011-03-12 08:25:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, Now you wish you HAD bought it, due to the lava on your floor.

I wish E=MC3!		2011-03-12 08:56:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

Granted, but now you must explain to the science community as to how it's possible. You then have to rewrite every book in history that had to do with E=mc2.

I wish I could run as fast as Flash without any repercussions.		2011-03-12 09:52:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but now you're a girl called "Flash Girl" and people keep telling you to flash them as you go by.
I wish I could teleport, had a healing factor, was skilled with all weapons, could talk in many dialects, was still a guy, and was crazy enough to break the 4th wall (as in "of the universe")! Oh, and had an awesome Deadpool outfit that fit me!		2011-03-12 15:04:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but Chuck Norris feels a disturbence in the epicness. He destroys you. Nothing compares to Chuck Norris.

I wish Brittney, Jeanie, Andrea, Meagan, Crystal, Aubri, Maggie, the other Meagan, Selena Gomez, all Loved me. 		2011-03-12 15:33:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

granted, but they all fight over you and kill each other!
NOW, I wish I hadn't been eaten by the owl, killed by the snake, or get killed by a human		2011-03-12 17:56:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

Granted, You get Roundhouse-Kicked by chuck norris

I wish they all came back to life and just took turns. 		2011-03-12 19:41:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

granted, but they return as one eyed zombies (wich are quite ugly) so... yeah, congratz on flirting with zombies, that is what you get

i wish i was powerfull enought to kill once and for all chuck norris!		2011-03-12 22:03:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Impossible. Wishing privledges revoked until next post.

I wish they were all Hot again.		2011-03-12 22:22:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, they're now on fire. WAHOO!!! FLAMING ZOMBIES!!!

I wish the post below this one was only 3 words long and I had a billion dollars.		2011-03-12 23:32:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$

I wish they were Hot as in ASDSFASDF not flames.		2011-03-13 00:51:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, they are guys.

I wish I struck oil legally.		2011-03-13 01:35:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but Money can't buy you love.

I wish they we're FEMALE Babes........NO WAIT		2011-03-13 03:10:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but Money can't buy you love.

I wish they we're FEMALE Babes........NO WAIT

Granted, but now you have female versions of Babe Ruth who also can't use apostrophes correctly. (we're)

I wish I had 22 tacos.		2011-03-13 03:16:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

GRANTED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! (You totally saw this coming or not) But they are all now female pigs. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!?!?! lol

I KNEW I WAS GOING TO GET SHOT!!!

Granted, but they are all evil tacos from the 375-ytz sector.

I wish I could never lose my money in any sense.		2011-03-13 03:16:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

GRANTED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! (You totally saw this coming or not) But they are all now female pigs. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!?!?! lol

I KNEW I WAS GOING TO GET SHOT!!!

Granted, but they are all evil tacos from the 375-ytz sector.

I wish I could never lose my money in any sense.

Granted, but you never realized it was all monopoly money. I can't believe you didn't check...

I wish the text in the post below this was blue.		2011-03-13 03:26:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

Granted, but you never realized it was all monopoly money. I can't believe you didn't check...

I wish the text in the post below this was blue.

YES!!! Not only did I strike oil, but I am also the Monopoly Champion of the World!!! lol

Granted, now I also feel very calm for some reason..... Almost a calming blue feeling.

I wish I could stop time with no repercussions.		2011-03-13 04:36:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but once you stopped time you figured out you couldn't restart it.

I WILL NOT DIE AGAIN!
I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me! Try and con me out of my life now >:-D		2011-03-13 06:46:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

Let's see....... hehe....... A scientist captures you and does some experiments on you. He is trying to figure out how you keep coming alive, so he drugs you with some tranquilizers but accidentally gave you too much. Now you are in a coma for the rest of your life.

> BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I am the ONLY one that found the fountain of youth, never forgot it's location, know everything about it, and it never ran out of water. That way, I can keep it from being destroyed, me accidentally misusing it, and so no one else can discover it.		2011-03-13 09:20:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but while you're on your way to it, something squashes you. Maybe a giant rock? Oh yeah, it's a giant rock now.

I wish I'd have more ice. Delicious ice which doesn't kill me or something. 		2011-03-13 13:30:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but while you're on your way to it, something squashes you. Maybe a giant rock? Oh yeah, it's a giant rock now.

I wish I'd have more ice. Delicious ice which doesn't kill me or something.

=D

Granted, but the taste is so delicious and refreshing that you can't taste anything, not even your delicious ice anymore.

I wish I could "accidently" trip over daddy_doodle's plug (he's in a coma). See what I did there? I sacrificed myself for the greater good jokes..		2011-03-13 15:42:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

Granted, but the mighty gravity "accidently" plugs it back.

I wish for a monkey, that's not a gorilla or baboon.		2011-03-13 17:48:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

granted, congratz you re now th proud owner f a wild male adult monkey, that keeps destroying yor house and making poos everywere

i wish all my underwear was made of pure gold, a special gold that i flexible, undistructible and cant get on fire... oh, and i ish they never get dirty too!		2011-03-13 18:09:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, they can't come off. You wet yourself. >.<
I wish for the power to eat arsenic.		2011-03-13 19:29:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

granted you are poisoned by normal food,

I wish Jurrasic Park 2 wasn't rubbish...		2011-03-13 19:42:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but now the first one is, causing the whole Jurassic Park series to be super unpopular.

I wish some people could play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite with me via Ad Hoc Party. 		2011-03-13 20:28:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, they use the server to hack your account. Your new username is Sir mrmcshirptume.


I wish I had the Holy Grail.		2011-03-13 21:47:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but then a boulder falls and blocks the only opening. Now you ask yourself...."Was it worth it?"

I wish I could type a lot faster.		2011-03-13 21:50:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but now you always make typos and have a hard time typing passwords in. You're typing fast - too fast for yourself!

I wish it wouldn't be that late already. 		2011-03-13 21:52:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, it's 3:54 where I am.

I wish I had a shovel.		2011-03-13 21:55:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but there's a hole in it.

I wish I wouldn't cough all the time. 		2011-03-13 21:55:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, you now have Squirrel AIDS.

I wish I could fly first class.		2011-03-13 22:00:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you crash. Ouch!

I wish I would know if there actually IS such thing as Squirrel AIDS. Sounds disgusting.		2011-03-13 22:04:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted. But that's Hardly age apropriate. Now the likelyhood of you surviving the next week without atleast an Impermanet ban is Slim.

I wish for candy.		2011-03-13 22:08:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Nooooooo D:
Granted, but it's filled with poison Revenge!

I wish I wouldn't get banned... 		2011-03-13 22:10:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Sorry, only CC can Grant that.

Actually I meant that Babe in my School Candy.		2011-03-13 22:12:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

You have a school named Candy? And it has its own Babe pig? What kind of school do you go to?2011-03-13 22:15:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

No no I mean there's a Female Human Babe in my School.

I wish you had made a wish.		2011-03-13 22:16:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but my wish was "I wish YOU had made a wish."

I wish to go to the same school Phazerz goes to, because apparently it's made of candy and has pigs.		2011-03-13 22:18:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but he's on Spring Break. So schools Closed. Also, you're under arrest for stalking.

I wish Brittney would stop texting me by now.		2011-03-13 22:20:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but then she calls you and won't stop.

I wish I had the power to go invisible.		2011-03-13 22:29:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes .

I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me! OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!		2011-03-13 22:33:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes

Why would I want to be visible again?



I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >		2011-03-13 22:39:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Why would I want to be visible again?




Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >

I wish the post above me had a wish...		2011-03-13 22:43:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

Granted, cryogen?s new wish is ?i wish woodburyraider was a carrot FOREVER!!! > ? (sorry (carrot) dude, but it is cryogen?s fault, not mine )

I wish I could control everyone?s mind, oh, and I wish this super-power never originated a sickness in my brain (yay, now everyone will obey me )		2011-03-13 23:34:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, the power is so great your head explodes.

I wish I had AA batteries that never ran out of power.		2011-03-14 00:17:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but all electrical appliances on earth begin useing Carbon Nanotubes.

I wish for the ability to repeat myself without knowing it.		2011-03-14 03:52:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but everyone thinks you are now stupid and hate you now.
I wish someone would give me a cool looking 3D layer gun! =D		2011-03-14 05:14:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

granted, but it is out of ammo

I wish I had a GAU-8		2011-03-14 15:32:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

Granted, but it stands for "God's Almighty Urine."
I wish my wish was a wish that could not be affected by wishes.		2011-03-14 20:07:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Ummmmmm......Granted?

I wanna wish upon a star and wake up were the clouds are Far. Behind, me.		2011-03-14 20:41:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but you're up above the clouds and looking at the sky so they are behind you, and now you are falling... falling... falling... until you die with a splat.
I wish a NEW person would get on this thread! =D		2011-03-14 21:39:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

granted, it isnt actually "nosemomkey" who is typing right now, it is is brother "nosemonkey"

/nosemomkey-again
i wish i had a smoke bomb...		2011-03-14 22:13:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, but it's a Cigarett, and there's no Light for you.

I wish Nosemom/nkey would quit smoking.		2011-03-15 00:15:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but it's too late and you ended up dying from second-hand smoke.

I wish carrots were actually completely normal people except for the fact that they eat nosemomkeys and that one carrot in particular already ate a certain nosemomkey causing him to die. (keys that look like noses owned by your mom???? lol)		2011-03-15 00:45:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

granted, but it mistakes you for a "nosemomkey" and eats you to.
I wish that I can't be sucked into wormholes, black holes, etc..., either.

I'm going to keep doing this until my one wish stay's (relatively) un-corrupted		2011-03-15 01:46:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

granted, but it mistakes you for a "nosemomkey" and eats you to.
I wish that I can't be sucked into wormholes, black holes, etc..., either.

I'm going to keep doing this until my one wish stay's (relatively) un-corrupted

Granted, but you were spit out of one into a different universe and a dinosaur tripped and fell over you - since you were so small - and the fungus that was rubbed on your face by his (or her) pinky toenail resulted in you fainting. You end up waking up in this alternate universe (where none of your wishes apply) at around the same time as this one, and happen to be seen as a second-class citizen by the now dominant civilization of Sackboys. They treat you like a dog, but with no respect. Since, in this universe their language is different, from now instead of posting "I wish," you must post, "I am stupid and hope..."

Best of luck pal

I wish none of this...stuff can happen to me and that whoever posts below me can be feeling nice.		2011-03-15 03:25:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

Time for revenge >: D
Granted, you're no longer affected by any wishes, and live out a life so boring that you commit suicide! I granted the first part of your wish first so the second one didn't apply

I wish that I hadn't originally fallen into the wormhole, and I'm able to do this because I woke up from the fungus induced dream! HA!!!		2011-03-15 04:32:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

Lol. Granted, but then Chuck Norris creates a warm-hole that sucks you up and shoots you into a poisonous cloud that puts you into a coma. Then a doctor operates on you trying to save you, but a random pack of wild animals, "The Pack", devour your body.

You never said the other wishes applied. >

I wish Invader Zim would have new episodes.		2011-03-15 04:46:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but the original creators aren't making them, therefore now the episodes fail.

I wish for a nice warm delicious and safe to eat taco.		2011-03-15 04:49:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted, but someone scares you and you choke to death

I wish that there wasn't a poisonous gas cloud, and I fell to earth unharmed, and if anybody tried to kill me I would defeat them		2011-03-15 04:53:00

Author:
daddy_doodle
Posts: 199

Granted, but Chuck Norris comes to kill you as Chuck Norris is no mere person, as he is a divine entity who must take on a human form so as to not obliterate our heads.
I wish Chuck Norris and I were best friends!		2011-03-15 05:03:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but it turns out it really wasn't Chuck Norris. Then the real Chuck Norris comes in and breaks your face because he doesn't like when people don't realize whether it's the real Chuck Norris or not.

I wish the reply to this wish couldn't corrupt this wish and that I was immortal.		2011-03-15 05:21:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted. It doesn't corrupt the wish.. but it does corrupt your PS3, thus making you lose all of the data you've pooled over the years.

I wish we went back to standard time already...		2011-03-15 06:27:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you've already gotten to the time so well that now you can't adjust. Oh and your clocks are broken

I wish for some hot sauce.		2011-03-15 15:12:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted, it burns your mouth off.

I wish for Love. (with a Female whos name could Range from Brittney to Meagan. Who's my age......whom likes long walks on the beach and guys that try but arn't necessarily the smoothest person on the earth.........*CRIES WHO LIKES ME FOR WHO I AM)		2011-03-15 15:13:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but she's a complete ***** that everyone hates and takes advantage of you.
I wish people would quit the wanting romance and love wishes (no offense, sorry).		2011-03-15 16:13:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but you never find love.

I wish My newest level would get world wide applause.		2011-03-15 17:11:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but only one person from each country applauds it and the rest of the billions of people who play it "dislike" it and rant on the comments saying it's terrible. (No offense to your level, I haven't played it).

I wish that ketchup wasn't red, but an off pink so that it looked red, but everyone knows it's really just pink.		2011-03-15 22:01:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

Granted, but now those stupid "manly" people don't use ketchup, and sales in ketchup fall, thereby making ketchup non-existant any more... poor pink ketchup...
I wish that the next post sensors every other word.		2011-03-15 23:40:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but then I make a court case about it; saying that it denies my freedom of speech. Then I sue your *** for every penny and then donate it to charity.

I wish I had a Wacky Inflatable Arm-flailing Tube-man.		2011-03-16 07:38:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but it's fat and doesn't really move all that muc, so it just looks like an inflatable... thing.
I wish I had bacon. Mmmmmm.......... bacon... ^_^		2011-03-16 20:33:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but it's made from the next pig I see......

I wish Bloodshot was a pig. >		2011-03-17 03:18:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, But it's actually a hog... and kills you...

I wish i could play Pok?mon White version!		2011-03-17 04:15:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, but then a random hog keeps stealing it from you.

I wish I could control the air.		2011-03-17 04:58:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but your ability to control air screws up the eco-system

i wish i had a kunai		2011-03-17 19:53:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

Granted, but you arn't skilled with it at all.
I wish I was a Cryogen eating hog. >=D		2011-03-17 20:04:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

granted, but you eat so much, you explode

i wish i had a pizza that never ran out of slices		2011-03-18 01:55:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

Granted, but when you take the first piece off it grows a new one. But after you eat the piece you took off, all the tiny pizza particles keep multiplying, making you explode very horrifically.

I wish I could jump as high as I wanted (Never going too high and being able to dodge things using my arms so I don't hit anything midair) and land safely and out of harms way.		2011-03-18 11:52:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you get mugged the day after in an incident totally unrelated to your newly found powers.
I wish Cryogen woud DIE... HIS HAIR!		2011-03-18 13:33:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted. He socks you in the face for making him dye it hot pink.

I wish, I wish, for a fish.		2011-03-18 14:09:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, now you wish for a fish. But you won't get one.

I wish for experience points so I can level up!		2011-03-18 14:50:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but your game crashes and you lose it all.

I wish video games would start being good again like the old days and stop being bloody shovelware and shooters.		2011-03-18 20:22:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted, but then video games are no longer existent

i wish i had a pet chao		2011-03-18 23:58:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

i wish i had a pet chao
Granted, but then like any other pet it does things like eats your underwear~
I wish for a Rainbow Pie~		2011-03-19 00:37:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, it's thrown at your face.
I wish I didn't have artist's block.		2011-03-19 04:33:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

granted but your paintings or whatever you are making seriously messes up
and gets permanently destroyed

i wish i was a top creator at the PSP side as i dont have a PS3 		2011-03-19 17:01:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but no one plays LBP PSP so it's pointless.

I wish for a skull.		2011-03-19 18:08:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted. It bites you.

I wish I had a baseball bat.		2011-03-19 20:45:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, I crack you upside the head with it.

I wish for a dophin (not of the animal variety).		2011-03-19 21:54:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted, but then it becomes an evil doppelganger of you.

I wish, for a dish, that is simply delish.
It must be nice, with no mice; and come on a plate, that I won't hate.
Of course, of course, I could make it worse....
I wish it to be, not served to me; but instead, sent to thee.
It mustn't be something that you would eat, let's just say... It is my treat.		2011-03-20 16:59:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, with no mice... but rats...

I wish that kitty didn?t kickl puppies each time we laugh...		2011-03-21 00:58:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, now it's a puppy kicking kitties. :C

I wish that I could breath under and above water for as long as I wanted.		2011-03-21 05:54:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you transform into a fish.

I wish for a ghostbuster uniform.		2011-03-21 06:19:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but it's made out of stickers.

I wish I had an endless supply of pineapples.		2011-03-21 06:27:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but I disapprove, so I'll replace pineapples with coconuts.

I wish for a shark with laser beam attached on it's head.		2011-03-21 07:02:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but then they shoot a guy that falls into the tank. Giving the sharks indigestion and causing them to explode.2011-03-21 11:04:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, you wished for nothing, so you have nothing. SUCKS FOR YOU CRYOGEN! XD
I wish I had a week off from school.		2011-03-21 13:26:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

You did, it was last week. Spring break. But now it's over.

I wish that I could play the guitar just a bit better.		2011-03-21 23:54:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted. Congratulations, you can play two strings out of the six.

I wish the revolution would just take hold already!!		2011-03-22 05:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted, it is taken in wonderland, if you want you can go up there and participate...
i wish my neighbor wasnt so mean to me 		2011-03-23 00:12:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, he get's run over.......you did it........now you're in Jail.

I wish I was the best electric guitarist in the entire omniverse and that everyone elses skill increased by a billion therefore making me Ozzy OsbourneXJimi HendrixX A GAZILLION		2011-03-23 02:16:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

alright, you play the guitar as well as ozzy ousbourne does (he's a singer, not a guitarrist... yeah )

i wish i had 20/20 in all my exams...		2011-03-23 19:46:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, but there's a change and there's 200 questions, you get a 10.

I wish that my next question was a wish:

Are you sure? Who did the Crazy Intro to "Crazy Train." On Guitar?		2011-03-23 23:49:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but now you're unsure as to whether or not how sure you really are about being sure.

I wish I could never get sick.		2011-03-24 06:02:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted but because of this scientists kill you to find out how that can
i wish for an instant win on the love sack contest		2011-03-25 21:09:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

granted, but the prize is now a big box full of slimmy slugs, congratz
i wish IMVU adds werent everywhere 		2011-03-25 21:42:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, not Evony is everywhere again..........

I wish that people wouldn't figure out my dark conspiaracy against my parents. They don't want me to make a Facebook, I did it a while back, now I have strict control over my friends list. Make sure nobody divulges my secrets........		2011-03-26 03:38:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

granted, but the prize is now a big box full of slimmy slugs, congratz
i wish IMVU adds werent everywhere

I LOVE SLUGS
theyre sooo slimy
yay for slugs		2011-03-26 21:11:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

No wish?

I Wish http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/member.php?16027-nysudyrgh would make a wish.		2011-03-26 21:49:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

he wishes he had no wish

i wish they made another guitar hero 		2011-03-26 21:57:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, it's fan made.

I wish for the power to pee silently		2011-03-27 02:32:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

nice, your pee is now made of a strange lava that doesnt make a sound xD
i wish the fanmade guitar hero was really awsome and wasnt expensive 		2011-03-27 14:53:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, it's Free. Illegally, the Police come to your house and you black out. The next Morning you notice your Pee is being rather Silent, it's now a lava goo.

I wish THIS WASN'T IN CAPS		2011-03-27 15:06:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

alright, now that sentence is in some kind of strange mode where the words are so small you cant see them

i wish my pee wasnt lava, becouse im starting to get tired of the pain of having such and awsome pee 		2011-03-27 19:32:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted. It turns into ice and turns frozen solid, freezing to your... that's as far as I'll take it. Weirdo.

I wish they made more MLP episodes with Apple Jack in it.		2011-03-27 19:46:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, he's now in every MLP thing ever.

I wish I could admit my undying affection of Brittney, Alyssa, etc.		2011-03-27 21:17:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but as you utter the first words, a piano falls on you, killing you in the most horrific way possible.

I wish any wishes couldn't affect me negatively.		2011-03-28 23:41:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything, so nothing happens.

I wish that a meteor would fall and destroy the entire planet of Earth.		2011-03-29 03:46:00

Author:
ATMLVE
Posts: 1177

Granted, but it only hits you, killing you, and creates a crater about a yard long.

I wish anyone's wish(es) couldn't negatively effect anyone.		2011-03-29 13:50:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but now it effects anytwoinstead of anyone.
I wish I had a job at Giant, the super-market, near my house, the one next to Target.		2011-03-29 14:10:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, Congrajulations The new Mascot!

I wish you all would notice.........I HAVE A 54E=43487137612493564321789 GF!!!!!!!		2011-03-29 21:32:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted... we all simultaneously punch you in the face for making us read that. Now you owe us cookies.

I wish that I felt good after 1 hour of sleep, and not feel like crap.		2011-03-30 06:11:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, now you wake up after an hour and feel good for about 5 seconds. Then you get super sleepy but can't fall asleep for some reason.

I wish this red cup in front of me would turn green.		2011-03-30 06:44:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted sadly enough you get color blind
i wish the girl i love loves me too		2011-03-30 12:47:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but she's already got a boyfriend. A boyfriend with muscles. and a long beard.

I wish for pair of rocket boots.		2011-03-30 12:52:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but on take-off they malfunction and explodes your feets. :3

I wish I had the greatest vision in the world.		2011-03-30 14:04:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted but your stuck in a desert with constant sandstorms
i wish i had this cool new NGP thingy with lbp psp 2		2011-03-30 16:13:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted. But The Game Comes With No UMD

I Wish That For once My Girlfriend Notices My New Muscles!		2011-03-30 20:21:00

Author:
butter-kicker
Posts: 1061

granted but you get addicted to fatty food and you get sooo fat you arent able to move any more and she breaks up with you >=D


Granted, but she's already got a boyfriend. A boyfriend with muscles. and a long beard.

i wish for this guy to break up with her and then she falls in love with me again (see post above)		2011-03-30 20:27:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but then a silent ninja impales you with his sword through your face and she leaves you for him.

I wish Nysudyrgh couldn't make any more wishes about love. >=D		2011-03-31 12:41:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted now i wish for you to get stabbed by that ninja muhahahaha

i wish you were stabbed by that ninja >=D		2011-03-31 17:20:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

granted now i wish for you to get stabbed by that ninja muhahahaha

i wish you were stabbed by that ninja >=D

Granted, but he only got stabbed by a rubber sword, so he ends up being fine.

I wish for a pet ninja~		2011-03-31 17:24:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

granted sadly enough he was ran over by a car
i wish for a bag of ships,really im starving 		2011-03-31 17:57:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but you get splinters all in your mouth. >=D

I wish I could solve any equation.		2011-03-31 20:49:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted but when you use that power you will get uncontrolable headaches causing you to get crazy and they lock you up
i wish someone checked out my location and lol'd at it		2011-04-01 18:19:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, I lol'd. Of course, I'm in a nut house now and will laugh at a roach on the floor.

I wish I could, chuck a buck at a duck, with luck I unstuck a buck from muck that's yuck.		2011-04-01 19:37:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

I wish I could, chuck a buck at a duck, with luck I unstuck a buck from muck that's yuck.

granted, but the the Dear (AKA buck) you tossed gets mad at you for killing his best friend the duck.
i wish Foooorrr..... a living tall hat~		2011-04-01 19:45:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but you walk under a fan and it gets angries ats yous. it yells, " BLAWABAMAFAKA!!!" and then eats you... "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM".

I wish I had the power to walk through walls.		2011-04-01 19:52:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, You can no longer stand on Floors, Thus falling through the earths core forever

I wish i could teleport.		2011-04-01 20:32:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but you teleport next to me in the Earth's core, but you boil alive.

I wish I could fly as well as go through walls.		2011-04-01 20:43:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted you fly and fly and fly and then you get into the stratosphere and run out of oxyen >=D
i wish the PSP-side stops dying		2011-04-01 20:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted the rest of the site dies...

I wish I was heat resistant as well as being able to teleport..		2011-04-01 21:16:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

you teleport again not in the earth core but ................................... into an iceberg >=D
i wish for a cow who makes chocolate milk		2011-04-01 21:31:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

it's mixed with a Chunky Brown substance............hehe

I wish the Killjoys would accept me in their on going quest to Make some noise.		2011-04-02 02:54:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

yea granted but you guys all get deaf HAHA
i wish for some candys
I LOVE CANDIES		2011-04-02 11:53:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but you can't eat 'em so you must make love with those candies.
*insert 70s erotic music here*

I wish for real lightsaber.		2011-04-02 20:36:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

granted you cut your arm off.

I wish Alyssa made more sence.		2011-04-02 20:52:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

granted but then you stop making sence
i wish i had a rabbit in a hatt		2011-04-02 21:47:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but it's the Monty Rabbit... >

IT MAULS YOUR FACE OFF!!!

There's no spoiler here. :3

I wish I had some of that nice voice recognition software that types what you say.		2011-04-02 22:15:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted but it also does what you think and you get arrested for blowing up a small town.

I wish i didn't laugh at Cryogens signature.		2011-04-02 22:26:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted... You go blind... X_x

I wish my sig was funnier.		2011-04-02 22:48:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, All the puppies in the world die and the world is over run with Cats who develop Sentience and Opposable thumbs then take out humans one by one

I wish i didn't have to Breath or Eat.		2011-04-02 22:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, you die from starvation of oxygen... AKA suffocation.

I wish I was unaffected by temperatures.		2011-04-02 23:02:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, You are affected severely by everything else

I wish i could live Anerobically...		2011-04-02 23:19:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, let me google it...................

I wish I Could hear Alyssa on my phone better		2011-04-02 23:34:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, YOU ASPLODE

I wish i knew what Alyssa was...		2011-04-03 00:05:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted. Now to get her phone number...

I wish feelings weren't so drastic.		2011-04-03 02:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. The concept of emotion is now gone, and the world is a much bleaker place.

I wish I was part Cyborg and was a total freak and everyone was afraid of me and I was a freak driven to insanity by the cruel world who could not comprehend my awesome cyborg stuff.		2011-04-03 02:39:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted. Out of your insanity, you accidentally initiate your "Self-Destruct" feature, making yourself explode with the velocity of an atom bomb.

I wish these clouds would stop teasing me and just rain already...		2011-04-03 03:17:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, they go away and then a freak tornado destroys only your home.

I wish I could control all the sponges in the world.		2011-04-03 05:33:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but there are so many that you explode trying to control them all.

I wish I was a zombie king.		2011-04-03 05:38:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Granted, but they very quickly discover you're human and devour your brains.

I wish I could make whatever I wanted explode.		2011-04-03 05:41:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you have anger management issues and blow up the whole world.

I wish I was a lombax.		2011-04-03 05:43:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Granted, but as you're working on a hover car, it falls on you, killing you instantly.

I wish I could hear anything from any distance but could control what I hear.		2011-04-03 05:46:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but people know when you're listening because they are speaking gibberish.

I wish for world peace and no hunger. Let's see you corrupt that!		2011-04-03 05:53:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Gladly... Granted, everyone is now a cannibal and they die of a strange disease caused by the cannibalism. The world is peaceful alright.

I wish Flamento would explode.		2011-04-03 06:00:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but I was right next to you, so you exploded too.

I wish for an iPad 2.		2011-04-03 06:03:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Granted, but it explodes with you.

I wish I could turn invisible for as long as I wanted whenever I wanted and couldn't get hurt.		2011-04-03 06:04:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted but you've played with invisibility so much that it jams and you're invisible forever.

I wish I was invincible.		2011-04-03 06:06:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Granted, but then the Earth esplodes ands yous in space forevas!!!

I wish I was .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000001% weaker than Chuck Norris.		2011-04-03 06:15:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but self-esteem issues have Chuck Norris so he roundhouse kicked you into oblivion.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.		2011-04-03 06:19:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Granted, IT'S PEOPLE!!!

I wish I wasn't so tired... -_-		2011-04-03 06:29:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I understood what you meant by; "IT'S PEOPLE!!!"		2011-04-03 06:30:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

Granted, but in trying to grasp the meaning in it, your head implodes. =D (The burger was made from people. I was saying it like a "O..M..G!!!" kind of way)

I wish... ah hell, I'm going to sleep...		2011-04-03 06:34:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted you cant get asleep because justin bieber songs haunt your mind
i wish for an ... a ... ummm any suggestions?		2011-04-03 20:14:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, wish for the Japan crisis to be over.......

I Wish the Japan Crisis was over........... 		2011-04-03 22:28:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but then a freakier earthquake happens on the Borderline.

I wish I could see into the future.		2011-04-04 00:49:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted but then you see very creepy things
and you commit suicide >=D
i wish for an A+ on my test tommorow		2011-04-04 11:59:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted... But you drew if over the F. >

I wish I had the power to shrink anybody else.		2011-04-04 15:00:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted but you get paranoid and end up shrinking everyone so you are alone in the world


I wish i was invisible forever!		2011-04-04 16:25:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but then you get hit by a car. :3

I wish I had the power to lift anything with no repercussions.		2011-04-04 16:57:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted while you were lifting something sooooo heavy you sink into the ground
then you get squished by tons of earth
i wish i could throw stuff VERY far away		2011-04-04 17:06:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

You don't get a choice, Everything you pick up is immediately thrown Many Miles away: Stones, Missiles, Loved Ones

I wish i could shapeshift		2011-04-04 17:24:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted but you cant control it and it never changes the way you want HEHE!
i wish kernelm couldnt wish something to prevent this shapeshifting behavior in the future		2011-04-04 17:28:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, I can though!

I wish Nysudyrgh would implode.		2011-04-04 17:34:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted stuff gathers around me (including you >=D) and i explode
i wish something cool happened		2011-04-04 17:38:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

It does not.

I wish i could manipulate Energy thus manipulating Matter, thus controlling the universe!		2011-04-04 17:42:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but it takes you 20 years to move an atom.

I wish I could survive any temperature.		2011-04-04 17:47:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

That has already been done by God and therefore cannot be done by anyone else.

I wish that i could get a second PS3! 		2011-04-04 17:49:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690

Granted, It YLODS within seconds

I wish no one believed in God.		2011-04-04 17:52:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, we're still in the stone age.

I wish I invented the wheel first.		2011-04-04 17:54:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, it crushes you.

I wish Christianity would not inhibit scientific thinking		2011-04-04 17:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

granted scientists are alot further with nuclear weapons and stuff and they destroy the world
i wish i had a flying pig with wings which i can ride on		2011-04-04 18:01:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, It eats you

I wish I could Control Air.		2011-04-04 18:30:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, you controlled the air to much and it is gone forever and everyone dies.

I wish that the world would be livable again.		2011-04-04 18:32:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690

granted ,you run out of oxygen because you are busy doing stuff with it
i wish our psp-project gets active again		2011-04-04 18:33:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, and you finish it, but nobody plays it.

I wish my previous wish would get granted....		2011-04-04 18:47:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690

granted ... NOT!!!
i wish i wasnt bored anymore		2011-04-04 18:55:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but then you get bored again after reading this reply.

I wish for MONKIZ!!!		2011-04-04 20:36:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

In a barrel? Be more specific.

I wish I knew what they do to guys like us in prison.		2011-04-05 01:09:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, I've dealt with their kind before (bounty hunter), you... I would worry.

I wish for MONKIEZ... IN A BARREL!!!		2011-04-05 04:21:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you're stuck in the barrel.

I wish I knew what the voices inside my head where...		2011-04-05 09:21:00

Author:
Flamento
Posts: 352

granted you totaly creep out and becomes paranoid killing everyone who speaks to you
now you have a bounty on your head and cryogen hunts you

i wish i knew wether i have a bounty on MY head or not?		2011-04-05 11:10:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted. You're the most wanted person in LBPC and no wonder you get lots of bounty hunters after you.

I wish I have a pogo stick.		2011-04-05 11:25:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

granted you get transported into the hopping mad psp level
i wish cryogen was the only bounty hunter that hunts me		2011-04-05 11:54:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but I then get a little freaked out by that statement... But the reward... is... worth...it? *Reads wanted poster* [Alive or Dead - both pay the same] I'm taking this one in dead.

I wish I could read whatever I wanted in less than a second, understand it all, and no repercussions occurred.		2011-04-05 17:26:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but I then get a little freaked out by that statement.

its just to make sure something funny happens when you get me (but you wont >=D)
i wish alive was payed more so that you dont have to kill me to get your money 		2011-04-05 20:14:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but it's only raised 1 yen, and I'm still going to take you in dead. >

I wish the bounty on nysudyrgh wouldn't change. >		2011-04-05 20:49:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted.........you're fired because you've been standing around talking about his bounty as opposed to going doing the job already.

I wish 6 wasn't afraid of 7.		2011-04-05 21:41:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but then 7, 8, 9 and now 6 just shat bricks.

I wish I could walk on water.		2011-04-06 02:27:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but now you're floating down to the bottom of the Ocean because the wish only lasts 10 seconds. I wish the Z button on my lap-top would magically come back to life.2011-04-06 02:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, it picks up a knife and stabs the rest of the keys. (That's why you don't do crack kids. )

I wish I could shoot lazers out my eyes.		2011-04-06 02:31:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted, but they burns yours eyes.

I wish 6 would stop spreading rumours about 7		2011-04-06 08:44:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted, but then 1 goes 2, 3 and asks 4, 5, 6s (guns). Then 7, 8, 9 because there was a 10 can with an 11mm pistol in it and he needed to get to it. Then a math equation broke out between the numbers. 1 + 3 go to the alley and divide 2 take cover. 7 comes out, guns ablazing, and throws multiple grenades. Each grenade has 1 explosive on it. 7 grenades hit the ground, but are all duds. Then a nuke explodes and creates an explosion that gets bigger exponentially. So needless to say... Everyone's dead now. So there won't be any rumors to spread.


I wish I wasn't so bored, that I wrote that long granting.		2011-04-06 09:37:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799


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