Archive: 3639 posts

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I get your fetish. gross, man. I put it back into the machine, then I thoroughly rinse my hands.

2017-04-07 11:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something weird involving year-old lollipops. I put songs from the early 2000's into the machine.

2017-04-07 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Granted, but 2000's called and wanted it back. I drop L1N3R1D3R's wise quotes into the machine.

2017-04-07 17:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lame fart joke. I put TenebrisNemo's wig into the machine.

2017-04-07 18:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Marlon Random. I drop your wet dream into the machine.

2017-04-07 19:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something oddly private. Into the machine, I put something.

2017-04-07 20:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yoda, Jedi Master, I get. Into the machine, dark side I drop.

2017-04-07 20:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Luke Skywalker, who speaks more normally. I put Elegant, the Smash for Wii U Luigi player, into the machine.

2017-04-08 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a screaming kid. It hurts. I tip the machine on its side, and perch myself on top of it.

2017-04-08 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a coke can from the machine. Huh. I drop a tasty meal into the machine.

2017-04-08 12:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an un-tasty meal. I throw the machine out the window and replace it with a box.

2017-04-08 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle loses another finger for breaking the rules. I drop your dirty laundry into the machine.

2017-04-08 19:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something that's clean. I try putting something into the machine, but I don't have enough fingers to do so.

2017-04-08 20:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle loses another toe for breaking the rules. I drop a meta build into the machine.

2017-04-08 22:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something involving eSports. I put Tim Cook into the machine.

2017-04-09 03:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cake. I pick up one of my fingers with my mouth, and drop into the machine.

2017-04-09 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a worm. I drop dirt into the machine.

2017-04-09 13:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get you. 8D I put my slippers into the machine.

2017-04-10 04:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get bunny feet. How lucky. I jam a chair firmly into the machine, meaning that nothing can drop down from it.

2017-04-10 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a broken chair. I hide L1N3R1D3R's sled into the machine. Hehehe.

2017-04-10 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's so slippery that it slides right back out the machine unharmed. I hide TenebrisNemo's wig in the machine.

2017-04-10 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cat. I put a fur coat into the machine.

2017-04-10 15:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get dead animals. I drop you dark side into the machine.

2017-04-10 19:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Me get good thing. I put all of TenebrisNemo's typos and grammar mistakes into the machine.

2017-04-10 19:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the Finnish language. I put a penny in the machine for every time Sir monacle has followed the rules.

2017-04-11 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a tiny little candy. I drop Sir monacle's corpse into the machine.

2017-04-11 11:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get my corpse. (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24hxd3Q331qchhjro3_500.gif) The world around me begins to melt, so I hastily throw myself into the machine.

2017-04-11 20:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a miserable pile of illogical goop. I lead a roller coaster track to ride its car right into the machine.

2017-04-12 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an injury. I'm unconscious inside the machine.

2017-04-12 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get another pile of rules broken. I accidentally throw a football way too far, and it bounces into the machine.

2017-04-12 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a piece of rubber. I put all my hopes and dreams into the machine.

2017-04-12 20:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something which has been destroyed by Sir monacle himself. I drop nice things into the machine.

2017-04-12 22:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something out of my reach. Something I don't understand. I put a metaphor into the machine.

2017-04-13 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get an utopia. I drop wise people into the machine.

2017-04-13 22:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a broken statue. I rip some important wires out of the machine, and I then put them back into the machine.

2017-04-14 05:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get error mezzagez. I hire someone to fix the machine. When it's fixed, he wants a payment. I am a poor jerk who manages to kick the poor guy into the machine and then I run away.

2017-04-14 11:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a paycheck of minimum wage. I put Grumpy Cat into the machine.

2017-04-14 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an instant NO from the machine. I drop Nyan Cat into the machine.

2017-04-14 17:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a headache. Owwie! I rip my heart out and put it into the machine. I then collapse onto the floor.

2017-04-14 18:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something that is love. I put a baby who won't hurt me no more into the machine.

2017-04-14 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an unhappy meal. McDonalds is going downhill, ya' know? I put McDonald's shareholders into the machine.

2017-04-14 20:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get humans. I put aliens into the machine.

2017-04-15 00:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something that looks vaguely like Sir monacle. I put illegal aliens into the machine.

2017-04-15 02:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the entirety of mars. XIX XX XXI XVI IX IV VII XII XXI III XX XXI XIV XI XIX ! I put those stupid VII XII XXI III XX XXI XIV XI XIX into the machine!

2017-04-15 06:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a dead empire. I drop Trusty Patches into the machine.

2017-04-15 13:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some reference I probably wont understand. I put that reference into the machine.

2017-04-15 13:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get dang clerics! I drop your fun times obobobo into the machine.

2017-04-15 14:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bonobo. I put Zynga's weird dictionary that doesn't recognize "bonobo" as a word into the machine.

2017-04-16 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get somethin'... You know how it is, I just... Do the thing. I put that thing I was doing into the machine.

2017-04-16 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get anarchy. I put the Pope's Bible into the machine.

2017-04-17 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the right way of living. I set up a shrine next to the machine and begin to pray to the machine I, beg for it's kindness. I beg for it to give me another religious artefact, so I can add it to the shrine.

2017-04-17 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get nothing. I put my another reason to make sir monacle drink bleach into the machine.

2017-04-19 00:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a drink form TenebrisNemo. I wonder what it tastes like... I die next to the machine.

2017-04-19 09:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get nothing from the machine... againgh! I furiously kick a rotten corpse which is being eaten by hundreds of flies lying right next to the machine into the machine.

2017-04-19 11:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Sir monacle's profile picture. I put the Mona Lisa into the machine.

2017-04-19 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a depressing painting that looks into my future. Right beside the machine, my corpse flops onto its back.

2017-04-19 18:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get nothing from the machine. I put Sir monacle's existence and a few eyeballs into the machine.

2017-04-19 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a magic 8 ball. A fly hovers into the mouth of my corpse.

2017-04-19 20:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I also get nothing. This machine is a ripoff! I put the Great Gatsby into the machine.

2017-04-21 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Garfield, the cat. My corpse explodes, leaving organs and rotting body parts everywhere.

2017-04-21 13:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a gummy eyeball, I guess. Unlike Sir monacle, I actually put something into the machine. It was a penny.

2017-04-22 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I find a penny! Must be my lucky day. I can't pick it up... I try putting something into the machine, but I don't exist anymore.

2017-04-22 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir Monormal Activities Part 4: Invisible Trolls. I drop your entire bathroom into the machine.

2017-04-22 13:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get your house. I would be staring at the machine if my eyeballs didn't explode.

2017-04-22 16:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the fourth dimension. I put the machine inside itself.

2017-04-24 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get somethin' good, I guess. I try to scream, but I have no mouth.

2017-04-24 05:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a monster from any horror game. I drop this into the machine: http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=50546&d=1492378257

2017-04-24 13:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a poking-him-on card. Non-existence sucks.

2017-04-24 15:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle sucks at putting something into the machine. I drop Prince of Persia into the machine.

2017-04-25 12:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some ancient country in the Middle East, I guess. I put Mario's cap into the machine.

2017-04-25 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something related to Mario's cap. I put something which you have to get something similar from the machine into the machine.

2017-04-25 20:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the great machina. I throw Wakka into the machine.

2017-04-26 01:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Pac-Man. I put Sean Spicer into the machine.

2017-04-26 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something that I do not want. I put something that nobody wants into the machine.

2017-04-26 05:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a Sir monacle plushie. 8D I drop all the rooms in the world into the machine.

2017-04-26 08:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a box. I put some numbers into the machine.

2017-04-26 20:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get lots of roman numerals... again. I drop Sir Auron into the machine.

2017-04-26 21:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Okay. ...? into the machine.

2017-04-27 05:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a disappointed grammar Nazi. I put a notepad with all of Sir monacle's thoughts into the machine. It was pretty small... 8D

2017-04-27 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a clone of myself. He won't shut up. I put all of L1N3R1D3R's insecurities into the machine.

2017-04-27 20:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle. I hire an assassin to take down Sir monacle and I tell him to hide inside the machine until he arrives.

2017-04-28 12:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a letter from TenebrisNemo... Let's see what it- ARRRGHH! I put some black mail into the machine. (Yes, black coloured mail.)

2017-04-28 13:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get blackmailed. I drop everything which could blackmail me into the machine.

2017-04-28 15:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a reason to blackmail you more. I put more blackmail into the machine.

2017-04-28 15:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get blackmailed victims. I drop black Sir monacle into the machine.

2017-04-28 15:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get yet another clone. I shove both my clones into the machine.

2017-04-28 16:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the end of the world. I put an orange toupee inside the machine.

2017-04-28 16:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Donald Trump. I drop an annoying orange into the machine.

2017-04-28 23:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the old posts of Sir monacle past. I shove awkward memories into the machine.

2017-04-29 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get teenage in a nutshell. I drop Tidus into the machine.

2017-04-29 15:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some kind of disease. I put a hidden camera into the machine.

2017-04-29 20:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get C.S.I Miami. I drop YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH into the machine.

2017-04-29 23:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a rock hit. I put a guitar into the machine.

2017-04-30 03:31:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a strange sort of congregation of musicians some people would call a "band". I put an entire college into the machine.

2017-04-30 05:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a group of young sweaty people who think they're smarter than everyone else. I put L1N3R1D3R's pep pills into the machine.

2017-04-30 05:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get lots of caffeine. I drop your addiction into the machine.

2017-04-30 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the package I was promised. I put the money I owe into the machine.

2017-04-30 19:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a poor country. I put the Dominican Republic into the machine.

2017-04-30 20:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Pirates. I drop Barbarossa into the machine.

2017-04-30 22:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a model of Barbados. It 's okay, I guess. I put a thank-you letter into the machine.

2017-05-01 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get my grandma. I put her grave into the machine.

2017-05-01 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a rotting corpse. I put some crucial evidence into the machine.

2017-05-01 14:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the murderer's weapon! I drop the culprit into the machine.

2017-05-01 21:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the game of Clue. I put the game of baseball into the machine.

2017-05-02 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a headache. I stick my head into the machine.

2017-05-02 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a headache. ?_(ツ_/? I drop painkillers into the machine.

2017-05-02 13:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something painful. My head is still stuck inside the machine.

2017-05-02 15:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a flying skull. I kick some meatballs into the machine.

2017-05-02 23:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something made by Eminem's mother. I put a lightsaber into the machine.

2017-05-03 05:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get blood dripping from my head. This is who I am now. I'll be called ol' Doctor detective sir vending machine head monacle.

2017-05-03 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a monster from any modern horror film. I drop unoriginal jumpscares into the machine.

2017-05-03 06:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get this abomination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdozZV3yvY0 I put that video into the machine.

2017-05-03 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get cancer community. I drop dead leaves into the machine.

2017-05-03 06:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get lunch. I put my lunch into the machine.

2017-05-03 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get junk food. I put an obese Sir monacle into the machine.

2017-05-03 06:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get yet another clone gone wrong. I tip the machine onto its side and put a gym leaflet into the machine.

2017-05-03 18:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a fit college student. I put all their homework into the machine.

2017-05-04 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get badly made revision work from a wanna-be physicist. I put a poster onto the machine.

2017-05-04 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get aliens from the machine. I clean the machine and all the stuff which lies on/around it and throw them into the machine.

2017-05-04 10:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an actually bunny made of dust. I put a Sir monacle plushie into the machine.

2017-05-05 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some high-risk shares of a failing business. Seeing as nobody is concerned about the fact that the machine is on its side right now, I tip it so it is facing the ceiling. Oh, I also drop a pill into the machine, just to make sure nobody notices.

2017-05-05 20:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a drunk doctor, who just so happens to be named Harold N. Bornstein. I put Trump University into the machine.

2017-05-06 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some helpful tricks to get rich. Most of which include stock exchange.... I push the machine out the window. It's gone forever now.

2017-05-06 05:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a portal. The vending machine falls from it onto its old place. Then I throw the portal into the machine.

2017-05-06 21:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something to help push the machine out the window again. I push the machine out the window again.

2017-05-07 18:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a portal. The vending machine falls from it onto its old place. Then I throw the portal into the machine.

2017-05-07 20:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a moronic little circular object. I put a computer mouse into the machine.

2017-05-08 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cyborg mouse. I throw Raiden into the machine.

2017-05-08 01:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a li'l wimp named TenebrisNemo. I shove TenebrisNemo back into the machine. I then throw the machine out the window.

2017-05-08 05:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a broken wig. I put fourzer0seven into the machine.

2017-05-08 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYgrO8UIEAACqg3.jpg I drop everyone who wants to marry this man into the machine.

2017-05-08 16:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJpYeIluROA I put the realisation that I don't have any eyes into the machine.

2017-05-09 05:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a skull. I drop William Shakespeare into the machine.

2017-05-09 13:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a various assortment of fancy words. I put my old cat into the machine.

2017-05-10 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a feeling that this is going to end badly for all of us. I stick the stubs at the end of my arms into the machine.

2017-05-10 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Dr. Frankenstein's monster. I drop Monster Mash into the machine.

2017-05-10 12:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an old radio. I put a circuitboard wired by a bunch of middle schoolers into the machine.

2017-05-10 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a modern computer. I put windows 98 into the machine.

2017-05-10 18:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Bill Gates. I put Yoshi into the machine.

2017-05-11 00:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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у меня есть Еши. <- Supposed to be pronounced yo-shi, but google translate is dumb. I put the Russian language into the machine, and how google translate always gets it wrong.

2017-05-11 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get an angry student in Russian class. I put a mullet into the machine.

2017-05-11 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a trend which should stay dead. I drop lots of minerals into the machine.

2017-05-12 20:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some strange, "purified" water. I put a laptop with undersensitive keys into the machine.

2017-05-16 01:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the Telepathic communication system that I use. I put sir monacle into the machine.

2017-05-16 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a plushie. I drop a dwarf into the machine.

2017-05-16 11:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some weird, mutated Sir monacle. I put a red t-shirt into the machine.

2017-05-17 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get vital evidence that indicates towards the very same person who did the murder. I put thoraxcorp.com (http://thoraxcorp.com) into the machine.

2017-05-17 18:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a bored highschooler. I put gallons of rain into the machine.

2017-05-18 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get drenched with water. I put my boredom into the machine.

2017-05-18 13:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a copy of LittleBigPlanet. 2, not 3. I put Bowser Jr. into the machine.

2017-05-18 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a little runt. I put my desire for page 171 into the machine.

2017-05-18 17:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You get a dream that came true. I put Pink Gold Peach into the machine.

2017-05-18 23:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get real gold! I'm rich! I put my riches into the machine, a place where no one will look.

2017-05-19 05:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get actual dirt. I drop your attention seeking into the machine.

2017-05-20 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Look at me! I'm taking something from the machine! Look what I got. I put TenebrisNemo's representation of me into the machine.

2017-05-20 05:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something which jumped off from a cliff. I drop feathers into the machine.

2017-05-20 14:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a duck. I put Tom Scott into the machine.

2017-05-20 18:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the great Scott! I drop Marty McFly into the machine.

2017-05-20 19:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Ahead to the Past. I put a stinky pet into the machine.

2017-05-21 04:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Sir monacle. I drop Artorias into the machine.

2017-05-21 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get yet another game I should inform myself about. I put the Catcher in the Rye into the machine.

2017-05-21 23:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a book which can only be used by mages. I drop an item which can only be used by rogues into the machine.

2017-05-22 15:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Obama now. I put a distinctly evil villager into the machine.

2017-05-23 04:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a random citizen from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I put a knight who says NI into the machine.

2017-05-24 00:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something else from Monty Python. I put a Monty Mole into the machine.

2017-05-24 13:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get your old aunt. I drop an onion into the machine.

2017-05-24 23:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Shrek. I put the recent, long overdue fixing of the forum's internal dictionary into the machine.

2017-05-25 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something which has none of my "I care" plants. I drop the middle ages into the machine.

2017-05-26 21:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get dirty water next to a fountain. I put everyone who gets that metaphor into the machine.

2017-05-27 02:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cool party, where everybody who's anybody will be there. Sadly, I was not invited. I put an invitation into the machine.

2017-06-02 05:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get most of my grade. I put my yearbook into the machine.

2017-06-02 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a year of books. I put Chuck Norris in the machine.

2017-06-06 03:24:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get old memes. I put We Are Number One into the machine.

2017-06-06 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an abomination. I drop the last drop into the machine.

2017-06-08 23:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a dead patient. I also get your doctor's license, as you lost it because of this incident. I put Daithi De Nogla into the machine.

2017-06-09 01:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get my face when I am smiling at the age of 90 when all my teeth have fallen off and I am too poor to get dentures. https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/4/45/Dathidenogla.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160814060016 I drop all the meta from games into the machine.

2017-06-09 21:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bunch of money and wasted time. I put Masahiro Sakurai into the machine.

2017-06-10 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Kirby. I throw Hidetaka Miyazaki into the machine.

2017-06-10 13:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get that one game you're obsessed over. I put only one Joy-Con into the machine.

2017-06-10 20:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a PS controller cut in half. I drop Hayao Miyazaki into the machine.

2017-06-11 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get various movies I haven't watched. I put Satoru Iwata's grave into the vending machine.

2017-06-11 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get tearful cartoons. I drop a facebook "hero" into the machine.

2017-06-11 14:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lot of wasted time. I put seventeen kittens into the machine.

2017-06-11 19:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The the Aristocats. I drop the price of freedom into the machine.

2017-06-13 07:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Hillary Clinton. I put Cappy from Super Mario Odyssey into the machine.

2017-06-13 17:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the sorting hat from Harry Potter. I drop Voldemort and a nose into the machine.

2017-06-17 02:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a really tall, evil pale guy. I put the concept of hope into the machine.

2017-06-17 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a rebellion. I drop some dictators into the machine.

2017-06-17 19:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some very unhappy people. I put a short circuit into the machine.

2017-06-18 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some new functions to an unnamed device. I drop your money into the machine.

2017-06-19 13:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get five of every snack in there. After hearing of this, I shove your head into the vending machine.

2017-06-21 18:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Elvis. I drop lots of shampoo into the machine.

2017-07-03 18:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Trump's hair. I put my cat into the vending machine.

2017-07-03 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Garfield. I drop Garfield without Garfield into the machine.

2017-07-08 19:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone who doesn't get the reference...it's Sir monacle. 8) I put the missing word "vending" into the vending machine.

2017-07-09 02:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get... uh oh... https://68.media.tumblr.com/9827ad5053a99e1b424c453eef60dcdf/tumblr_no6z94m3Ou1upcrjwo1_500.gif I get eradicated into the vending machine.

2017-07-09 17:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Finding Nemo. I put the restoration of order and justice into the vending machine.

2017-07-10 19:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get dead heretics. I drop skipped leg days into the vending machine.

2017-07-11 11:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone who collapses a lot. I put Dr. Orpheus into the vending machine.

2017-07-11 21:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Dr. Strange. I drop teenagers into the vending machine.

2017-07-12 15:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get everyone in the forum games (besides Ali). How strange... I throw my empty can of root beer into the vending machine.

2017-07-13 18:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 20 cents. I drop your final words into the vending machine.

2017-07-15 23:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something that's more than likely very uninteresting. I put Toadette into the vending machine.

2017-07-16 03:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Toad who is interested in men. I put my smart comments into the vending machine. Hehehe.

2017-07-16 11:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a villain who doesn't actually know how to be evil. I put two neon-yellow Joy-Cons into the vending machine.

2017-07-16 20:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get GameBoy Color, which is yellow and happens to have Pokemon Yellow inside of it. I put the whole 90's into the machine.

2017-07-17 22:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an afro. I put my cute, fat cat into the vending machine.

2017-07-17 23:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an internet god/goddess. I drop the never ending wheel of time into the vending machine.

2017-07-19 08:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the college major "Folklore & Mythology". I put a bratwurst into the vending machine.

2017-07-19 19:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the wurst thing ever. I drop dangerous puns into the vending machina.

2017-07-25 23:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get TenebrisNemo thinking he's mart. I put my wet cat into the vending machine.

2017-07-26 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get wet. I put my wet self into the machine.

2017-07-26 18:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a water park. I put an entire roller coaster into the vending machine.

2017-07-28 00:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My house gets cramp. I live in the vending machine now.

2017-07-28 08:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get merchandise produced by you that shall not be named. I put the devil himself into the vending machine. (Oh wait, Sir monacle just did that in his last post. 8D)

2017-07-28 17:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Due to the joke made within that sentence, does that mean you put nothing into the machine? Mmm'kay. I fall asleep in the machine.

2017-07-29 05:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get letter Zs from the machine. I drop my jar of dirt into the machine.

2017-07-29 14:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get mountain dew booooooiiiiiiis XDDDDDD I put XD rofl rodlcoptering x d's of dorito fresh hop livkin' slang mlg thing machine go into now.

2017-07-30 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle who is high as hell. I drop Red XIII into the vending machine.

2017-07-30 19:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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IX VII XX I XIV V XXIII XV XXI XX XII XV XV XI XV XIV XII IX VI V I bang on the inside of the machine.

2017-07-31 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a broken arm. I drop the hood into the vending machine.

2017-07-31 15:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a jacket. I put my letter jacket into the vending machine.

2017-07-31 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an american high school bully. I drop a leather jacket into the vending machine.

2017-08-01 19:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone with too much money. I put a cat collar into the vending machine.

2017-08-02 17:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some kinky stuff. I drop a half-full Pringles can into the vending machine.

2017-08-04 19:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get to eat lunch. I eat the Pringles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs) inside the machine.

2017-08-04 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get discount potato chips. I put the best kind of chip into the vending machine.

2017-08-05 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a fish 'n' chips dinner, I do! I change my position inside the machine.

2017-08-05 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a versatile athlete. I put Bryce McQuaid into the vending machine.

2017-08-05 21:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nightmares. I kick Bryce McQuaid out of the machine, inside the machine.

2017-08-06 05:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a boomerang. I put the entire continent of Australia into the vending machine.

2017-08-06 18:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get more areas to explore inside the machine. I explore the south of the vending machine inside the vending machine.

2017-08-07 15:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a wild kangaroo. Unlike Sir monacle, I actually put something inside the vending machine, which happened to be a Sir monacle plushie.

2017-08-07 17:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a beautiful wife. I buy a house inside the vending machine.

2017-08-08 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a monopoly in the game of Monopoly. I put Fortune Street for Wii into the vending machine.

2017-08-08 18:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 3 children, and life goes on... My wife fell down the stairs inside the house inside the machine, and I get falsely imprisoned inside the machine.

2017-08-12 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the Supreme Court. I put the unholy trinity of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un into the vending machine.

2017-08-12 18:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir monacle crawled out from the machine. 8D I drop the society where we live in inside the vending machine.

2017-08-15 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get global warming in the face. I put the Titanic into the vending machine.

2017-08-15 18:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get to know what's it like on the other side.... My whole life was a lie!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE I put something into the machine, but it's hard to tell what it is.

2017-08-17 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a Chance card from Monopoly. I put a newly hatched butterfly into the vending machine.

2017-08-17 17:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a horrible moth. I try clamber back into the machine but get stuck halfway through.

2017-08-18 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a terribly disfigured Hollow. I put a piece of Touch Material into the vending machine.

2017-08-18 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a back ache. I'm still stuck halfway inside the vending machine. Li'l help? Anybody? ...Hello?

2017-08-19 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Now I get a terribly disfigured All-Might head. I put a toaster oven into the vending machine.

2017-08-19 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get bread. I put toast into the machine.

2017-08-20 05:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Mario from the CD-i games. I put LOTSA SPAGHETTI into the vending machine.

2017-08-21 17:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some creepy pasta. I try to throw the vending machine out the window, but I collapse under its weight.

2017-08-22 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a flattened All Might-Hollow combination. I put a pancake into the vending machine.

2017-08-22 17:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get pancake day. I put a waffle into the machine.

2017-08-22 20:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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