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Corrupt Wishes

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Granted, but Chuck Norris doesn't kill Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee sees the post you made on this thread. He then hunts you down and kills you.

I wish I was invisible, invincible, overpowered, immortal, and eternal!		2010-12-24 22:20:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

granted but no one loves you.

I wish people on LBPC were nicer.		2010-12-24 22:56:00

Author:
wolverine_2008
Posts: 304

granted, but they are SO nice, they are annoying.

i wish for a meteor to crash into the moon		2010-12-25 07:02:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted but a piece of the moon falls on you house and kills your entire family.

i wish that a magical banana gave me super powers to save the earth from the guy that corrupts this wish and he dies!!!		2010-12-25 07:10:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

granted! but the power was to turn into a banana and get stuck in banana form forever

i wish that the user bellow gets shot		2010-12-25 07:25:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, it doesn't destroy the Moon just breaks a little chunk of it off, the meteor pieces fly off towards space, while the Moon drifts away from the Earth. The Moon drifts and drifts away until it is caught by another planet: Venus. Venus now has a moon orbiting it, Earth has lost the only one it had. The absence of the moon causes Earth's tilting is now screwed up. (tilting the northern hemisphere towards the Sun creates Summer, while the lower hemisphere is away from the Sun, creating winter)
Earth's tilting is so screwed up that it tilts so far the North Pole is actually towards the Sun, while the South Pole faces away from the Sun. And it doesn't switch to the South Pole facing the Sun while North Pole is away in the usual time it takes to switch from Summer to Winter, Winter to Summer. It takes at least 3 times as long to switch from the North Pole towards Sun to North Pole away, South Pole towards Sun to South Pole away!
Depending on which Pole is facing the Sun, it is too close to the Sun that it will become a scorching desert, while the other Pole and every other part of the world will become a frozen wasteland.
Earth is dead.

(EDIT: I've been sniped! My corruption was towards ultralucario64's wish: I wish for a meteor to crash into the Moon.
I'll just corrupt the ultralucario's new wish. But please take the time to read the long corruption above)

Granted, but it was you that shot me, so you have to go to jail for life for shooting someone.
I wish Administrator ConfusedCartman could have more spare time to interact with us.
(Not that there's anything wrong with him not interacting with us, he has a busy life. I just wish he could have more time to interact with us)
2010-12-25 07:36:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, but he has so much spare time (and coffee...) that he posts in every thread once per minute. The site becomes filled with double (triple, etc.) posts from CC. Everybody gets upset and forms a team to stop CC. They know they cannot do this over the interwebz because you won't be able to see anybody's post. Everybody meets up at CC's house (don't know how anybody knows where he lives) and beats him up. He ends up dying because that is a lot of people beating him. After the admin died the site was destroyed along with the MM studio. It seemed like the site was connected to CC's life, and a bomb in the MM studio was connected to the site. As soon as CC died the MM studio blew up killing everybody within (Note: This was during working hours). Now LBP 2, and any LBP game in the future will not be released. All the LBP fansites become depressed places, and those disappear too. The End

I wish I fought God, Satan, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee at the same time... and I win!		2010-12-25 15:32:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, you would win, but later they were discussing their losses when they realized they lost because they didn't get along well. So then, on a rematch they all worked together and focused all their energies on defeating you. You fought well against the four, and it seem as though victory was at hand once more, but the combined might of God, Satan, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee proved to be overwhelming. You have been defeated, but they all spared your life. So you came home and spent the rest of your life remembering these events.

I wish I came up with a good story to use in my Virus Zone 3 level, which I'll publish in LBP 2.		2010-12-25 17:55:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, you would win, but later they were discussing their losses when they realized they lost because they didn't get along well. So then, on a rematch they all worked together and focused all their energies on defeating you. You fought well against the four, and it seem as though victory was at hand once more, but the combined might of God, Satan, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee proved to be overwhelming. You have been defeated, but they all spared your life. So you came home and spent the rest of your life remembering these events.

I wish I came up with a good story to use in my Virus Zone 3 level, which I'll publish in LBP 2.

granted but you copied the story off of someone famous in lbp and people hated you for it >: D

I wish I FLEW INTO THE SUN AND BURNED!!!CORRUPT THAT!		2010-12-25 18:42:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted, you flew into the sun and burned. The burns were severe, disabling your movement, but you lived. You lived the rest of your life extremely horrible. Dying slowly, but painfully.

I wish I had another rematch with God, Satan, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee. This time I would have intense training to beat their new combined power. I win the rematch and spare their lives.		2010-12-27 02:03:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. Unfortunately you wake up from your dream and get a can of whup-*** from Gandhi.

I wish I could start me new forum PRG...		2010-12-27 08:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but nobody joins. Because of this you kill yourself.

(BTW You probably can start it, and I would be will to join!)

I wish that Outlaw-Jack gave me one of his guns and we went on a rampage, killing everything but each other, and nobody went behind anybody's back so we NEVER killed each other!		2010-12-27 15:26:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. But SOMEONE ELSE kills me, and thus my story-arc begins...

I wish I had an idea of what to do with all of the chocolate I got.		2010-12-27 21:54:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but your idea is to eat it! You eat so much you die!

I wish after Outlaw died I resurrected him and we continued our rampage!		2010-12-28 02:39:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

granted but he becomes a zombies bites you then you become a zombie and i headshot both of you with a shotgun.

i wish if a zombie apocalypse were to happen i would be immune and have the powers of a SUPA SAYAN!!!		2010-12-28 03:18:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted, but you can only go to Super Sayan Form 1.
The zombies of Outlaw and I are so strong that one of us can kill a Super Sayan at Form 4 with our legs chopped off and both arms tied behind our backs!
Even without our heads we still kick your butt! We end up killing you, but you don't become a zombie. We start a zombie revolution and take over the world!

I wish that Outlaw and I become the leaders of the Zombie World!		2010-12-28 19:22:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

granted! but the zombies come and start rejecting you

I wish i was stuck in a L4D world which i can go out anytime, and i have unlimited lives in that world.		2010-12-29 05:07:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted. But everytime you're revived, you have that strong, potent smell of "rotting flesh"... a zombie's favorite. :kz:

I wish us zombies had moar rights!!		2010-12-29 08:44:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, soon the we zombies get good enough rights and start taking over the world. We try to take over other planets but we fail. Now the humans are trying to take over and get rid of our rights... again.

I wish instead of humans trying to survive against zombies, it was the other way around. And we zombies always win!		2010-12-29 18:42:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

granted! but without humans, one of the zombies accidently turns off the nukes, and all the zombies die.

i wish for no more zombie-related wishes		2010-12-30 05:08:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but the thread gets boring so everybody leaves

I wish Outlaw realized that the guy in my avatar is holding swords, not scissors		2010-12-30 15:13:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but before he could notice, you shanged your avatar and destroyed your current ome.

I WISH FOR A WISH THAT I WISH FOR A WISH		2010-12-30 16:38:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

granted but (like every other post in this thread) you die.

Edit: OR you get stuck in a time paradox because of your wish and now you cannot do anything other than wish for a wish for a wish for a wish...

I wish thaaaat...all my levels are spotlighted and I become more famous than any of the other creators on LBP and LBP2 combined EVER.		2010-12-30 19:44:00

Author:
wolverine_2008
Posts: 304

Granted, but all these levels are bomb survivals, so you feel really bad about letting the community down like that, so you throw your PS3 out of the window, and then never play LBP again.

I wish for Nothing, absolute Nothing.		2010-12-30 19:59:00

Author:
malyatrax
Posts: 130

Granted, but because you wish for nothing, you get nothing, which is something.

I wish I were 'Still Alive'.		2010-12-30 20:22:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a golf ball shaped like a large spoon.		2010-12-30 20:38:00

Author:
malyatrax
Posts: 130

granted! but you chocked on it.

i wish for a time paradox		2010-12-31 02:25:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted bit you whip all trace of yourself from time, but not space!

I wish for a small box of highly cuddly, non-savage, anti-ravaging squirrels.... And a banana gun !		2010-12-31 09:43:00

Author:
malyatrax
Posts: 130

Granted. But one of them gets rabies and mauls you anyways.

I wish I had me a ship...		2011-01-01 04:04:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it's the Titanic... Post-sinking

I wish for a vegetarian Beef stroganof ...		2011-01-01 12:05:00

Author:
malyatrax
Posts: 130

Granted, but it taste like...
a vegetarian!
You die from cannibalism poisoning...

I wish that all the people on LBPC switched bodies!		2011-01-01 20:06:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. I switch with RockSauron, you switch with malyatrax, and Inanimacy switches with ConfusedCartman... we're screwed.

I wish I had me a pint...		2011-01-01 21:57:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but it's poisoned.

I wish Outlaw-Jack was nice, and didn't like violence!		2011-01-02 01:58:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but you become even more violent than he ever was!

I wish for a banana named Johnny!		2011-01-02 02:16:00

Author:
Fail4all
Posts: 106

Granted. U eatz him afterwards, unfortunately. U are now sadz.

I wish my parents would stop arguing about religion, for Christ's sake...		2011-01-02 02:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but the banana grows a mind, takes over the world, and you become it's pet.
/Sniped
Granted, now their arguing towards you about if you should be allowed to play video games!
I wish I have a lifetime of happiness!		2011-01-02 02:36:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. However, I spoil your happiness by showing you that you have been sniped...

I wish yah had different weapons other than scissors.		2011-01-02 02:45:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but nothing changed

I wish I wasn't angry at you for saying that I has giant scissors		2011-01-02 03:05:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. You instead cry since it's the truth.

I wish I has cheezburger.		2011-01-02 03:07:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it explodes in your stomach.

I wish for a Lamborgini Hot Tub.		2011-01-02 03:10:00

Author:
Fail4all
Posts: 106

Granted! Only I have no idea what that is so here's a regular tub...

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/fabri-kal-alur-rd8-8-oz-clear-pet-plastic-round-deli-container-500-cs/fabri-kal-alur-rd8-8-oz-clear-pet-plastic-round-deli-container-500-cs.jpg

I wish Stephen Fry was my friend.		2011-01-03 05:15:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097

Granted, but the friendship soon ends when he punches you in the face.

I wish I had the best Super Power, and that I can control it properly!		2011-01-05 19:57:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

granted! but you die after each time you use the super form.

i have no wish! HAH! beat that!		2011-01-06 03:55:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

I wish that last guy had a wish2011-01-06 08:36:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but his wish was to save the world from global warming. To do that he ended up killing all humans.

I wish for a Taco		2011-01-06 20:09:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

granted. you choke on it

i wish my LBP2 collecters edition came early		2011-01-07 02:46:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

granted but the codes are fake and the disk is not lbp its some ps1 game.

i wish for tea made of lava.		2011-01-07 13:31:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

(Too easy)

granted but before you can even take a sip of it it melts the tea cup and burns your genit- genital YOUR PRIVATE PARTS. (can't spell genitalia)

I wish that I get immunity from getting bad wishes.		2011-01-08 02:15:00

Author:
wolverine_2008
Posts: 304

Granted, but you are also immune to good wishes.
So no immortality, no large amount of money, etc etc		2011-01-08 12:16:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Wish!? wish for something!2011-01-09 05:01:00

Author:
wolverine_2008
Posts: 304

Oh right.
I wish I had of made a wish.		2011-01-09 15:19:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but its not possible to wish

I wish i flew all the way into space never to be seen again.
(where did i fly into :3)		2011-01-13 13:58:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted, you flew straight up Uranus :32011-01-13 15:07:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

I wish-- Wait!!
Limesta- you forgot to make a wish. I'll assume you are wishing that you didn't forget to make a wish.....again.

Granted, but you forget to make a wish the next time you corrupt someone else's wish.

I wish I didn't feel so lazy right now.
........zzzzZZZZZZ.............zzzzzZZZZZZZ.....*A wakens* Demonic Kumquat!!! Oh, I was just dreaming about the Hobgoblin from Spider-Man 2099. Spider-Man once called Hobgoblin: The Demonic Kumquat!		2011-01-14 00:37:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, but now you are never lazy you decide to get a job and live life to its fullest, and YOU NEVER PLAY LBP AGAIN!

I wish I could remember to wish after corrupting ones wish 		2011-01-14 08:22:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but you forget to make a wish after corrupting someone else's wish at an unexpected time, could be next year, could be next month, could be next week!

I wish there was more time for me to play everyday. (So many games that I want to play, so little time)		2011-01-15 02:01:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted but you become blind and deaf.

I wish to have a corrupted wish.		2011-01-16 06:01:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but you didn't really specify what kind of corrupted wish you wanted so: You are given an expensive treadmill for free! It has a cup holder, a speed adjuster, and it can burn calories at an unbelievable rate! But as you take it inside your house, you fall and break your legs, rendering you unable to use the treadmill.

I wish I had 2 PS3 consoles, so my brother and I don't have to take turns at the PS3.		2011-01-18 00:30:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

granted, but then your brother dies (just a game, no harfull intetions)

i wish my laptop gets virus-free FOREVER!		2011-01-19 22:40:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, but your laptop becomes weaker against heat, so it catches fire the next time you use it.

I wish a store that sells all kinds of chocolate would be constructed near the McDonalds in the town I live in.		2011-01-20 23:52:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

It's built in the kitchen, but the fryer heat melts all the chocolate AND since it is in the kitchen, where only employees are allowed, it goes out of business.
I wish the infinite loading glitch gets fixed now, not later. And that nothing bad happens to stop me from playing LBP2.		2011-01-29 05:55:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but you get bored with it, and then want to play something else... Then you get sniped by a ninja...

I wish I could go back home 		2011-02-02 00:52:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted, but your parents ain't home.

I wish for rocket-powered wheelchair.		2011-02-05 14:33:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but the thrusters are too strong and instead of levitating up the up the stairs you get launched through the roof.

I wish for an alien to bring me cakes from outer space.		2011-02-05 19:21:00

Author:
Pookachoo
Posts: 838

Granted, but the cake is A LIE.

I wish for a corrupt wish.		2011-02-05 19:55:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

I hate it when cakes lie!
Talking of corruption...
I wish LittleBigPartner would disappear, taking corporate advertising out of LBP and restoring integrity to MM. (This wish aught to get a fiery response!)		2011-02-05 20:21:00

Author:
Pookachoo
Posts: 838

granted, but a new LBP advertising company comes up.
i wish that LBP2 didnt freeze very much.		2011-02-16 01:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but instead of LBP2 getting freezed.
You'll get freezed and wake up in the year 3011 XD

I wish that I have the best PC in the world!		2011-02-16 16:19:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but It still can't run Crysis.

I wish for an ability to do Falcon Punch.		2011-02-17 07:24:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but It still can't run Crysis.

I wish for an ability to do Falcon Punch.

Granted but your hair catches on fire each time you do. ( nice F-zero reference)

I wish my wife wouldn't give me the "evil eye" every time I play LBP		2011-02-18 16:47:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

Granted.
But then she comes to love the game, steals it from you, and hogs it all the time. Then you and my husband form a support group for men whose wives have stolen their video games.

I wish for a real cakenator, right in my kitchen.		2011-02-18 22:50:00

Author:
Pookachoo
Posts: 838

Granted, but you?re allergic to Von Battysphere?s Jelly.

I wish I wasn?t raining at torrents outside...		2011-02-19 02:59:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, but instead of raining torrents it is now raining hornets...your gonna need a new unbrella...

I wish I could understand why people dont like puns anymore...		2011-02-19 03:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but now people love puns, and overuse them, and you get tired of them.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.		2011-02-19 05:24:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted, but you're a fish infected with the Naux glitch, so you drown!

I wish that harm done by any wishes will be permanently undone and that any future harm is permanently prevented! Oh yea, and that nothing corrupt can come of this or any other wishes or events 		2011-02-19 05:48:00

Author:
Super_Clone
Posts: 849

Granted, but nothing happens afterwards. Plus Mm patched the Naux glitch

I wish Nintendo would buy Rareware back from Micro$oft so Rare can make bloody good games again.		2011-02-19 06:12:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted, but Chuck Norris will show up and destroy your wish with his roundhouse kick.

I wish for a bionic arm.		2011-02-19 17:30:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but Chuck Norris will show up and destroy your wish with his roundhouse kick.

I wish for a bionic arm.

Granted but it has a mind of its own and kills you.

I wish for a lawyer to uncorrupt this wish.		2011-02-20 02:03:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted, but it costs you a load of money.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.		2011-02-20 02:06:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
Granted. But, You forget right away what it was and it bugs you not remembering what it was for all time to come.

I wish for a happy rainbow colored Clown to be king.		2011-02-20 06:17:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but clowns are evil. And this clow is It.

I wish I could make a wish.		2011-02-20 06:23:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

I wish I could make a wish.

Granted. but they never will come true no matter how many you make.

I Wish the earth would turn in to an apple.		2011-02-20 06:32:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but then I eat it.

I wish to end world hunger.		2011-02-20 06:34:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

I wish to end world hunger.

Granted, but this is because everyone is now dead.

I wish, for an flying pirate ship.		2011-02-20 06:38:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted. But it's the Buccaneer, and it's captained by Admiral Razorbeard and his bloodthirsty horde of robo-pirates... and your now a slave onboard.

I wish to revive everyone on Earth.		2011-02-20 06:40:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Granted, but now everyone got infected and became zombies :U

I wish it was easier for us to visit other planets (ones without killer aliens or toxic conditions)		2011-02-23 21:47:00

Author:
claptonfann
Posts: 228

Granted, But you end up in a faulty cryosleep capsule

I wish I had Vegan Superpowers		2011-02-23 22:36:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Granted. You are now Jewish against your own will.

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers... from my butt.		2011-02-24 03:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers... from my butt.

Granted. But the lasers only make people sing annoying Disney songs when hit.

I wish for a herd of Penguins that can do the Hokey pokey~		2011-02-25 12:24:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

You are trampled painfully to death by dancing penguins.

I wish to be able to move lamps with my mind.		2011-02-26 12:18:00

Author:
thecatreturns123
Posts: 84

Granted. When you try to move lamps with your mind, they fly against your face. Ouch!
I wish I could have an Minecraft premium account. 		2011-02-26 14:49:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted. The entry fee is $159.99, and the following payments are $79.99 a month. In short, you get so deep into debt that you become an indentured servant for the company.

I wish it'd stop raining. ;_;		2011-02-26 19:28:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I wish it'd stop raining. ;_;
Granted. But now it's snowing.
I wish We all became ponies from (my little ponies) LOLz~		2011-02-26 21:43:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted. You're the dead one. (Oh, and thanks for jinxing me- it IS gonna snow here after all O_o)

I wish I don't die too early in LBPC Mafia...		2011-02-26 21:46:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

You never die and spend your entire life playing it.

I wish to live in space.		2011-02-27 10:41:00

Author:
thecatreturns123
Posts: 84

You drift and float around aimlessly. Never talking to anyone, thing, or something. The sun then grabs you by its gravitational pull and a small puff of smoke appears.

I wish I knew what everyone was thinking.		2011-02-27 11:05:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted. Now you can't get their perverted thoughts out of your head.

I wish it didn't snow here... 'cuz I'm freezing my *** off.		2011-02-27 16:07:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I wish it didn't snow here... 'cuz I'm freezing my *** off.
Granted. but now it's raining again, and will do so everyday for a month.

i wish i was not the "dead pony"		2011-02-27 20:51:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

You are the leprosy pony.

I wish for more ice cream for orphans.		2011-02-27 21:05:00

Author:
thecatreturns123
Posts: 84

I wish for more ice cream for orphans.
Granted. But these orphans are vampires, and the ice cream is made with your blood.

i wish i was a not dead, not dieing, not sick, healthy Pony. >:'C		2011-02-27 21:17:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Wish granted, but soon scientists find you out and do experiments on you; trying to find out how you're alive.

I wish Fume (The person that owns the account that posted the 1 post above this post) could never ever ever, in any circumstance, wish to be a pony in any way unless I say otherwise!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA >:-D		2011-02-28 07:01:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

I wish Fume (The person that owns the account that posted the 1 post above this post) could never ever ever, in any circumstance, wish to be a pony in any way unless I say otherwise!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA >:-D
granted. because,
I wish i was a 300 foot tall all powerful dragon overlord and your all my loyal minions.		2011-02-28 10:14:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but 301 foot tall all powerful tiger foils your evil plans.

I wish for an ability to create LBP levels in my head in split-second and publish those levels in LBP2.		2011-02-28 10:34:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted. You are now the proud owner of every terrible level in the game.

I wish I had the fastest internet in the world.		2011-02-28 11:45:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

it breaks the speed of light and you inadvertently end the universe.

I wish to photosynthesise.		2011-02-28 17:31:00

Author:
thecatreturns123
Posts: 84

Granted. You'll now get skin cancer 100 times faster than normal.

I wish they made an anime of Scott Pilgrim.		2011-02-28 21:45:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted You make it and it sucks so bad you get trolled by everyone,

I wish i could edit my own genes		2011-02-28 23:08:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I wish i could edit my own genes
Granted. you edit your genes and turn your self in to a mindless blob by mistake.
I wish for a Evil Taco~		2011-02-28 23:12:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted.......The Taco enslaves everyone including you, and the world is being controlled by a legion of Tacos.

I wish for a crime fighting burrito.		2011-03-01 05:06:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but it's not tasty.

I wish for an air hockey table.		2011-03-01 07:48:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted. A delivery truck comes to your home and drops off a package. You open the package and inside is a graph of air hockey table sales.

I wish I had a billion real dollars that in no way negatively affected me or anyone else.		2011-03-02 03:09:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but they drop it on your house, the weight of a billion dollars crushing it.

I wish I could cast the spell Ultima.		2011-03-02 04:33:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted, but they drop it on your house, the weight of a billion dollars crushing it.

YAY. I just buy a bigger house anyways.


I wish I could cast the spell Ultima.

Granted. You now have Ultima in whatever version of Final Fantasy you play.		2011-03-02 05:20:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

...your wish must be to wish for nothing. All your stuff now disappears.

I wish for a flying whale.		2011-03-02 05:30:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

http://www.yiyinglu.com/showcase/30.%20Illustration/01.%20Naive%20Collection/05.gif
I wish to be a male pony.		2011-03-02 05:36:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted. You have switched bodies with a pony. Coincidentally, you are also a pony that has been sent to the glue factory..... O.O

I wish my last wish was to never go poor.		2011-03-02 06:55:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, your last wish was to never be poor, but Fang still corrupts it

I wish for permanent world peace, 0% crime rates, and everybody lives great lives....
And then I murder them all. Nobody stops me, and I get no injuries.		2011-03-03 01:58:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but then a warm hole opens up due to you creating a paradox.

I wish no one else could grant wishes but me! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 		2011-03-03 02:17:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but a rebel army led by angry birds sticks a controllinator in your brain, brainwashing you to grant the wish of allowing anyone grant wishes again.

I wish that I could find and wield Excalibur.		2011-03-03 02:28:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted, but you aren't going to be able to do much with a plastic sword.

I wish for a magic banana.		2011-03-03 03:22:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but it comes alive and then bananas become the dominant species of Earth just like that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode....


I wish for a wish that I can wish for a wish for a wish.		2011-03-03 03:44:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted..... You are now dead. The wish that was wished by the wish that wished for you to have a wish that made a wish was for you to be dead.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!


I wish I knew what to wish for.		2011-03-03 03:56:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, the wish you thought of was to be able to fly towards the sun.

I wish for a Phoenix Down.		2011-03-03 04:29:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Wish granted. A giant phoenix crashes into the earth and esplodes everybodies!!!!!!!! MUHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! (Mispellings and all) And I know what a PD is.

I wish I could live forever.		2011-03-03 06:29:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but the only way to do that is to turn you into a zombie, so you are.

I wish some more people will come in here! >.<		2011-03-03 14:48:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted, but they are all Twilight and Justin Bieber fans.
I wish Nintendo made a Zelda game about what happened to Navi.		2011-03-03 23:40:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but her constant "HEY!" annoys one person who ends up going on a killing spree. His calling card is saying "HEY!" before he kills you. XD

I wish they would start making good Zelda games for the PS3.		2011-03-03 23:42:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but Link is no longer the main character - Sackboy is.

I wish Sackbots could go in water.		2011-03-03 23:50:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Wish granted. Not only do they die when touching water, but your system gets the YLOD.

I wish we could have a first person mode in LBP2 that wouldn't cause any problems.		2011-03-04 00:12:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Wish granted, but they soon build a strategic underwater base and enslave the sackboy race.

I wish I had more hearts on LBP.

SNIPED: Wish granted, but then the 2.5D support must go with the arrival of first person.

I wish I could think of a good wish.		2011-03-04 00:13:00

Author:
booXely
Posts: 654

granted, but by the time you do the genie had become bored and left

I wish I could teleport through time and space		2011-03-04 00:39:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

Granted, but then you get sent to the afterlife dimension.

I wish I had the skills of a musical genius...		2011-03-04 01:44:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

granted, but by the time you do the genie had become bored and left

I wish I could teleport through time and space

Granted. A black hole opens up and sucks in everybody.


Wish granted, but they soon build a strategic underwater base and enslave the sackboy race.

I wish I had more hearts on LBP.

SNIPED: Wish granted, but then the 2.5D support must go with the arrival of first person.

I wish I could think of a good wish.


AWE... BOOOOOOO. I wish you got the post before me. Your granting was better. The wind messed with my trajectory.

LOL. XD OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I've been shot. Good bye cruel world.


Granted, but then you get sent to the afterlife dimension.

I wish I had the skills of a musical genius...

Granted, but only you see yourself as a genius, making everyone else go death.

I wish I had the power to duplicate myself.		2011-03-04 01:47:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

...you're wishing for nothing again. You lose your stuff AGAIN.

I wish my last wish was granted.		2011-03-04 01:51:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

There's a wish there.2011-03-04 01:55:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Wish granted, but your duplicate kills you and the duplicate can no longer duplicate cause YOU had the duplicating power.
I wish I could be Deadpool, the Marvel character FROM THE COMICS (as in not from the movie)!		2011-03-04 02:06:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Wish granted, but your duplicate kills you and the duplicate can no longer duplicate cause YOU had the duplicating power.
I wish I could be Deadpool, the Marvel character FROM THE COMICS (as in not from the movie)!

But if it was a duplicate of me, wouldn't he still have the power?

Wish granted, you no longer can control yourself due to all the different things happening to you. You go crazy and start killing.

I wish I had an endless supply of non-perishable burgers and I chose when to eat them.		2011-03-04 02:10:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but the burgers were soooooo delicious you couldn't help but take one after another, thus causing you to get fat and explode of Extreme Burger Ingestion.

I wish I was allowed to plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.		2011-03-04 02:15:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, you can now plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.

I wish I knew the funniest joke.		2011-03-04 02:17:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, you can now plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.

I wish I knew the funniest joke.

Granted, you knew the funniest joke. But you already heard it, so it wasn't that funny any more.
I wish you wouldn't make a wish.		2011-03-04 03:12:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but since you happen to be looking at a reflective screen, you accidentally cast the wish onto yourself. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

I wish LBPC was made into the home page for LBP.		2011-03-04 03:22:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but since you happen to be looking at a reflective screen, you accidentally cast the wish onto yourself. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

I wish LBPC was made into the home page for LBP.

Granted, but now we can't get to our levels on our moons because the homepage is now LBPC.
I wash... uh, I mean... I with... or... what the... oh no, I can't make a wish!! Well, I know what to do...
I request that my old wish was undone!		2011-03-04 03:27:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Request denied!!! Your genie sees no reason to grant wishes for you now.

I wish everybody could grant wishes again.		2011-03-04 03:32:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Wish granted (yay), but now every Twilight fan is wishing to be married to either Edward or Jacob, causing mass hysteria everywhere as to who is married to who... **** Twilight fans...
I wish LBP created the next big creator/level pack (like MGS or Pirates which came with expansions).		2011-03-04 03:39:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but it's the Justin Beiber Fan Pack!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!

I wish I had the powers of a Alchemist (From Full-metal Alchemist) and knew how to use the powers.		2011-03-04 03:57:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but it's the Justin Beiber Fan Pack!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!

I wish I had the powers of a Alchemist (From Full-metal Alchemist) and knew how to use the powers.

Granted, but due to your urge for power, you eventually try to transmute a dead body into a real person, but in turn lose your arm and your loved one! Nice job, commiting the deepest taboo of alchemy.
I wish I could forever be with Vic Mignogna (which is big since I'm not *** XD).

(BTW I love FMA! I like Brotherhood more so than the original, but both are AWESOME!!)		2011-03-04 04:02:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Wish granted. But soon he makes some...."advances" on you.....Let's just say, you've been missing for a year now..... XD

I wish my PS3 would never break down.		2011-03-04 04:22:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Wish granted. But soon he makes some...."advances" on you.....Let's just say, you've been missing for a year now..... XD

I wish my PS3 would never break down.

Trust me, I'd like it if Vic kept me for a year -_^ XD
-ahem- anyways... Granted, but your PS3 breaks UP after.
I wish Movie Cameras worked the way I want them to.		2011-03-04 04:43:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Trust me, I'd like it if Vic kept me for a year -_^ XD

Oh, did I mention they found your severed arm a few miles from his house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Granted, but every time you try to mess with a camera, your PS3 gets the YLOD from all the lagggggg......

I wish I had a light saber that couldn't harm me or anyone I didn't want to hurt.		2011-03-04 05:31:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Oh, did I mention they found your severed arm a few miles from his house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Granted, but every time you try to mess with a camera, your PS3 gets the YLOD from all the lagggggg......

I wish I had a light saber that couldn't harm me or anyone I didn't want to hurt.
Granted, but you don't have the batteries and such to power such a futuristic and complex device... wait, it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away >.> Well, complex stands on it's own.
I wish bacon lasted forever <3		2011-03-04 20:06:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, now bacon is never digested and stays inside of you for all eternity!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wish I owned a crime fighting ferret.		2011-03-04 20:46:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, now bacon is never digested and stays inside of you for all eternity!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wish I owned a crime fighting ferret.

Granted, but it beats you up since it considers you a villain.
I wish you wouldn't make a wish.		2011-03-04 22:20:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Did you just make it where you can't make a wish again? (It was granted and that's a rhetorical question)

I wish I had the real holy grail.		2011-03-04 22:54:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, you tried to drink from it, but it dissolved in the liquid

I wish that we lived in a mirrored universe, where this game isn't Corrupt wishes, it's Grant Wishes		2011-03-04 23:55:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. Your new name is 666Hemot and in this new universe you wished that this thread was Corrupt wishes and so an infinite paradox occurs. Thus no one ever getting wishes corrupted or granted.

I wish I had a real pair of grabinators. Able to lift anything I wanted.		2011-03-05 00:00:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but after a few uses they malfunctioned. It also happened that at this time you were showing off, and you were carrying the CN Tower. You were then crushed by the building and we all lived happily ever after.

I wish this was a 		2011-03-05 03:03:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but now your wish says, "I wish this was a." So, yet again, you have created a paradox.

I wish I had an endless supply of spaghetti!!!		2011-03-05 04:01:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted but it goes to your thighs and then you blow up...

i wish i wasn't wanted all over the world!!!		2011-03-05 04:31:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted, now no one wants you. Not much corruption needed there.
I wish 2012 WAS actually the end of the world.		2011-03-05 04:52:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but since you started the apocalypse soo early, you're the only one that's left... Along with the murderers and convicts of the like.

I wish I could control water.		2011-03-05 06:19:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you control all water around you at once, so you are now moving all the water and blood inside your system and therefore PROBABLY killing yourself. (I say probably because by chance if you were super crazy slow you COULD not do harm to yourself... but the chances of that are like, 1 to one billion.)
I wish Metroid Other M's story AND vocie acting was better.		2011-03-05 16:33:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted! The game's story and VA improved. However, for some reason, it tends to crash all the time... too bad. You can't even play it.

I wish Earthbound was finally released on the Virtual Console thing for the Wii. 		2011-03-05 19:59:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

it does but then a crazy inventor bombs all the stores
who sell it

i wish i had such a cool sackboy doll		2011-03-05 21:10:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Granted, but a dog came and ripped it into pieces

I wish I had one Taco, that is not altered in any way from all regular tacos.		2011-03-05 21:47:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

I wish I had one Taco, that is not altered in any way from all regular tacos.

Granted, But the same Dog comes and eats it from yo hand.

I wish for a Prinny as my minion~		2011-03-05 22:01:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but then it jumps off a cliff trying to fly...

I wish I had that dog that kept eating everyone's stuff and it never ate my stuff.		2011-03-05 22:20:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but then it jumps off a cliff trying to fly...

I wish I had that dog that kept eating everyone's stuff and it never ate my stuff.

Granted, but the prinny falls just next to the dog and explodes. (DISGAEA FTW, DOOD!!! =D)

I wish I could be the 39th Defender of Earth!		2011-03-06 07:26:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but then the 40th defender takes your place.

I wish I could do any puzzle I wanted.		2011-03-06 07:37:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but having sex with puzzles is wierd, especially if they get pregneant.
I wish I could solve any puzzles I want.		2011-03-06 16:37:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, now you can solve any puzzle you want.

I wish you never wanted any puzzles ever again and this wish could only be reversed by my own free will that doesn't come from magic. Muha... MUHAHAHA... BWAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHA.		2011-03-06 16:47:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, now you can solve any puzzle you want.

I wish you never wanted any puzzles ever again and this wish could only be reversed by my own free will that doesn't come from magic. Muha... MUHAHAHA... BWAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHA.

Granted, but I never wanted any puzzles anyways, so it's kind of redundant.
I wish the next creator pack is AWESOME for LBP2.		2011-03-06 17:04:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but it was just named AWESOME, and it too had nothing but Justin Beiber stuffs again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!??!

I wish I could shoot yogurt out my armpits. <(^w^<)		2011-03-06 17:10:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but it was just named AWESOME, and it too had nothing but Justin Beiber stuffs again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!??!

I wish I could shoot yogurt out my armpits. <(^w^<)
Calm down Billy >.>
Granted, but it shoots out uncontrollably, drowning everyone in yogurt. Gross.
I wish Justin Bieber died.		2011-03-06 18:10:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted...... That is all.

I wish I had all the pokemon in the world!!!		2011-03-06 18:21:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted. Now you have all Pok?mon in the world. Too bad that the Pok?balls aren't really compact as of now... Where do you want to store them?

I wish I'd wish something.		2011-03-06 19:05:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but that wish you wished for was used to wish that last wish.

I wish I knew how to make a drop down list in this quick reply.		2011-03-06 19:10:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted. Look, it's here (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=drop+down+list+quick+reply+how+nahh+jk)... I think. Or maybe not. I don't know.

I wish my dad wouldn't annoy me all the time. 		2011-03-06 20:18:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but then your mom sees your dad got lazy and starts beating you instead.

I wish I never had to pay for main course food at restaurants.		2011-03-06 20:41:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Ummm ouch D: Anyways...
...okay, granted. *looks up 'main course food'*
...BUT now you have to pay for breathing. I mean, they still have to get some money somehow, right?

I wish my coffee would be better. It's either too sweet or too not-sweet. 		2011-03-06 20:55:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, it's just the way I like it. Sweet. It's better. For me anyways.

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink.		2011-03-06 20:58:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Okay, granted. It leaks all the time and won't stop - remember, it never runs out of ink...

I wish I wouldn't have to go to the toilet now without peeing my pants or anything that's not in the toilet. 		2011-03-06 21:01:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but the next time you need to do any of those, it will happen!!! BWAHA! BWAHAHAHA!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

I wish a guy came up to my door right now, and gave me a REAL check for a billion REAL dollars and no one was harmed, lost (includes theft), or in any way, negatively affected me.		2011-03-06 21:16:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Okay, granted. You have a billion dollars. Congratulations! Your friends beg you for money all the time, and everything just got a bit more expansive, like, a few billions of REAL dollars.

I wish you'd reply faster, lol 		2011-03-06 21:23:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, I'll try to reply faster to every thread (except this one) faster.

I wish I had a mechanical pencil that never ran out or broke.		2011-03-06 21:33:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted - have a invisible mechanical pencil! Oh wait, where did I place it again...?

I wish I had more followers on Twitter 		2011-03-06 21:38:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but they're all Justin Beiber fans that keep telling you to be like him.

I wish I could never get hurt by my wishes.		2011-03-06 22:04:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Granted. Have fun in your rubber room, where you are alone, without anything or anybody who can or could hurt you... except yourself, of course.

I wish your overall activity would be 100% instead of 99,8%. 		2011-03-06 22:09:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted... OH DID YOU SEE THAT?.... THERE IT IS AGAIN..... It keeps jumping from 100% to 99.8% but it's too fast to the naked eye.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted.		2011-03-06 22:14:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted... OH DID YOU SEE THAT?.... THERE IT IS AGAIN..... It keeps jumping from 100% to 99.8% but it's too fast to the naked eye.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted.

Granted, you cannot speak/type your wishes, and therefore cannot have your wishes corrupted.
I wish people actual knew what good gaming was (i.e. Halo and Call of Duty ARE NOT the best games ever.)		2011-03-06 22:57:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, you cannot speak/type your wishes, and therefore cannot have your wishes corrupted.

Thank god my wishes can't be corrupted or I'd be a goner. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh wait, I got a pic for this.....


BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h419/00Cryogen/Crazy-1.jpg


Granted, but then they all start playing LBP2 and overrun the game causing massive fails and lagg.

I wish I was out of the rubber room.		2011-03-06 23:25:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Thank god my wishes can't be corrupted or I'd be a goner. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh wait, I got a pic for this.....


BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h419/00Cryogen/Crazy-1.jpg


Granted, but then they all start playing LBP2 and overrun the game causing massive fails and lagg.

I wish I was out of the rubber room.
Granted, you WERE out of the rubber room. Before you were put in it.
I wish you were able to escape rubber rooms.		2011-03-07 02:08:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, he escaped the rubber room, but now he's in the "Absolutely Nothing" room

I wish that thinking up wishes was easier.		2011-03-07 02:12:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but they are so easy to come up with that you never get a chance to respond to one.

I wish everyone else was in the rubber room.		2011-03-07 02:15:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but we all escaped and took revenge on you by taking your soul. Mmmm... delicious souls. ^^b
I wish rotators had angle rotating >.<		2011-03-07 02:22:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Uhh, granted, but it's bugged and always destroys the items you try to create. Awww.

I wish the rubber room, along with many others, would be in a cube shaped form somewhere in the universe. 		2011-03-07 02:24:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but they are never used, so there really is no point to them. Unless...
I wish YOU were in one of those rooms in the universe with no hope of escaping as they have magical wish repelent barriers!		2011-03-07 02:27:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted. You're locked inside with him, sadly.

I wish you didn't snipe me. -_-		2011-03-07 02:28:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Urgh sniped DX anyways...
Granted, you sniped me :0 But who'll snipe you then? Nwehehehehe...

I wish we'd manage to escape the rubber room cubes. 		2011-03-07 02:29:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted. The vacuum of space kills you, though. :

I wish I were a GEEENIIIEEEE!!!		2011-03-07 02:33:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. The vacuum of space kills you, though. :

I wish I were a GEEENIIIEEEE!!!
Granted, but just like in Alladin, you are confined to a lamp for all of eternity, granting people's wishes, until some nice soul gives you your freedom.
I wish any living or non-living creature could not wish for your freedom.		2011-03-07 02:59:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but Chuck Norris arrives. Freeing Jack and Round house kicking you. So yea......

I wish I were an Oscar-Myer wiener.		2011-03-07 03:08:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but no woman wants to have THAT wiener in them.
I wish yo momma jokes and that's what she said jokes weren't said as often as they are.		2011-03-07 03:11:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but thus begins the rise of outdated internet memes.

I wish I could time travel and go back to when my grandma was born kill her and not dissapear.		2011-03-07 03:16:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but thus begins the rise of outdated internet memes.

I wish I could time travel and go back to when my grandma was born kill her and not dissapear.

MY GOD!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Granted, but then you live out the rest of your days haunted by your grandmother.

I wish Inan was back.		2011-03-07 08:23:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

What happened to him? Where is he?
Anyways, granted - he's back, but for some unknown reasons, you have to leave us for a while.

I wish I would know what happened to him.		2011-03-07 15:59:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but you forgot the second after you knew.
I wish I knew who Inan was =.=		2011-03-07 19:58:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but the spirit of my now dead grandmother haunts you and gives you alzheimerz. You ask the same question over and over again.

I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.		2011-03-07 22:47:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but they chuck it at your face so you learn first hand.
I wish I knew who Inan was.
Wait. What th- NO!! Now I have to wish that over and over?! CRAP! >.<		2011-03-07 23:28:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Sniped: :c2011-03-07 23:32:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but Bloodshot and I both post to your post there fore giving you alternate ralities.

I wish the timing was better on this thread

Edit: Wait didn't you post......Mind=Blown.

Original wish stands.		2011-03-07 23:39:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, now it's every hour on the hour. THATS better XD
I wish I could sing well.		2011-03-08 00:50:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but now lots of peeps will come try and get at you like crazy fangirls.

I wish that I can be a logic genius.		2011-03-08 01:09:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Granted, but now, all of your friends ask you how two sensors can move one object if only one is turned on. Each and every one will.

I wish that somebody would seriously tell me what happened to Inan 		2011-03-08 01:19:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Granted, but whilst attempting to act serious your wish granter (whom ever that may be) gets trapped in a giggling fit and is unable to answer you.

I wish i had more genies therefore providing me with more wishes.		2011-03-08 02:59:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but they all corrput your wishes into something that you DON'T want.
I wish I could see the movie 2012 in the year 2013.		2011-03-08 03:37:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted. You get to see the movie 2012... and that's it. No one said anything about watching it.

I wish my school locker was "bolt cutters"-proof.		2011-03-08 05:12:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but that doesn't mean it's bomb proof. MUHAHAHAHA!!! *Plants bomb*

I wish I had a magical donkey that farted out rainbows.		2011-03-08 09:48:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

I wish I had a magical donkey that farted out rainbows.

Granted, but the smell puts you and all your loved ones in a coma.
I wish i was Laharl's Brother~ 		2011-03-08 10:14:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but Etna accidentally puts YOU to sleep for all those years, allowing Laharl to rule the Overworld with an iron fist before Flonne ever comes, thereby destroying the Disgaea Universe altogether. Thanks. A. Lot.
I wish school didn't suck.		2011-03-08 13:13:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

granted, but it becomes so much fun that you don't get an education and end up fighting dogs for food scraps out of dumpsters for the rest of your life.

I wish my horse wasn't so rambunctious		2011-03-08 13:35:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

granted, but now he is so well-behaved that starts to speak 5 different languages, so a random rich man steals it from you just to make shows with it and win loads of money... and you get nothin', ofc

i wish i could be the best guitarrist in the whole world...		2011-03-08 16:27:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

granted but you grow your hair out and become a hippie.

I wish for a redo on my spanish test!!!		2011-03-08 21:48:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but you fail it again. >

I wsih tihs snetnece wsa splleed rghit.		2011-03-08 21:59:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but during the translation to being spelled right the wish is changed to i Wish this sentence was spelled Right. So now every single last one of your posts must be read from right to left.

(owned)

I wish we were all dead. (I'm feeling mischevious this afternoon)		2011-03-08 22:16:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, but a zombie casts Phoenix and revives us all while damaging you.
I wish I could summon Bahamut.		2011-03-08 22:38:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but I don't know what that is soooooo you get a walrus.

I wish someone would tell me what Bahamut was anyway.		2011-03-08 22:40:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

.surlaw a tuoba noitpircsed a teg uoy os ,tuoba gniklat saw eh tahw wonk t'ndid uoy ot ti denialpxe taht yug eht tub ,detnarG

.yltcerroc epyt dluoc I hsiw I		2011-03-08 22:48:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but your perception of correct is actually incorrect spelling, so you type everything wrong.
I wish some of the Crown Creators wern't jerks.		2011-03-08 23:02:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Grnted, but unly juan es not atall anymore watsover a herk. AN, da wrest R.

I wis dis wis wasnt curroptid end I culd spoke >.		2011-03-08 23:21:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but all the jerks of LBPC come and corrupt your life, leaving nothing but everything miserable in it.
I wish Spring Vacation started.		2011-03-09 00:02:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

granted, but then you get eaten by a human-eating-flower...
i wish LBPC's adds werent so annoying...		2011-03-09 00:18:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, but then everything else about LBPC get's annoying to you.
I wish for non-corruptible wishes.		2011-03-09 00:49:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but your wishes fail to comply to Thread Rules. Therefore unwishing you.

I wish to be good at creating.		2011-03-09 01:37:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

Granted, you are now an expert at creating the worst levels.

I wish I had internet anywhere I go.		2011-03-09 02:40:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

Granted, but you never have computers or any internet capable devices to use the internet with.
I wish my PS3 didn't SUCK!!!		2011-03-09 03:29:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, it BLOWS!!!

I wish I had a laptop that never ran out of energy.		2011-03-09 03:33:00

Author:
Devious_Oatmeal
Posts: 1799

granted, but the infinite energy-battery is quite big, so now your whole PC is the size of an elefant
i wish i had all the reputation points in LBPC...		2011-03-09 12:52:00

Author:
nosemomkey
Posts: 414

Granted, but everyone now sees that your levels suck.
I wish my levels in Little Big Planet 2 became and stayed as the best levels ever.		2011-03-09 13:11:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

Granted, but the only way to make this happen is to drop everyones IQ points by alot. Including your own.

I wish it really was a small world afterall.		2011-03-09 22:02:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440

I wish it really was a small world afterall.
Granted, but everyone remain the same size just the world was to small for everyone
then everyone flouted off in space.

I Wish Sonic would get married to Amy :kz:		2011-03-09 22:12:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but it doesn't matter since all the sonic games suck now.
I wish Pokemon B/W wasn't like easy mode. (Infinite usage of TM's? GIVEN your rival's starters weakness in the first town? BULL!)		2011-03-09 22:34:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

I wish Pokemon B/W wasn't like easy mode. (Infinite usage of TM's? GIVEN your rival's starters weakness in the first town? BULL!)

Granted. but now the game is way to hard, there are no TMs, and your rival's pokemon are level 100 in the first town~
I wish Saga stop being lazy and make good sonic games again like this fan did http://sonicfanremix.com/		2011-03-09 22:43:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted Saga go on to make loads of good Sonic games that are incredibly popular. However Sega sue Saga for making Sonic games without their permission.

I wish what I say about things on the internet actually made a difference.		2011-03-09 23:00:00

Author:
JonnysToyRobot
Posts: 324

Granted, except your wish gets transfered to LBP workshop, and nobody knows what the heck it is about, and it is deleted.


I wish for a really big, lightweight, strong sword that has a neon wireframe design.<3		2011-03-09 23:04:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

I wish for a really big, lightweight, strong sword that has a neon wireframe design.

Granted, but it so lightweight it flies off in to space,
and everyone thinks it's a UFO because of it's neon lights~

I wish the guy who'll be below me wish won't come true <3		2011-03-09 23:05:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

granted, except he has a wish deflector which reverses your wish to you!

I wish i had a giant ninja star.<3		2011-03-09 23:07:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

I wish i had a giant ninja star.<3

granted, but it is so giant it crushes you.
I wish for a Dot.		2011-03-09 23:11:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but the dot is so vague it has no meaning whatsoever.
I wish what's his face with the mew as a profile picture as of now could spell correctly. XP		2011-03-09 23:25:00

Author:
BloodShot9001
Posts: 116

I wish what's his face with the mew as a profile picture as of now could spell correctly. XP

Granted, but no one has a Mew as a profile pic, i don't count as my mew is a avatar,
and my profile pic is a white ball thing, so your wish does nothing.
I wish there was another crazy pokemon friend who also talks as a pokemon like as i do~ *mew		2011-03-09 23:37:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but I've grown since then. I have a life now. Well..........

I wish Brittney Liked me.		2011-03-09 23:47:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440


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