Archive: 5189 posts

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boo hoo to that smell

2016-01-12 20:18:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Are you mad, bro?

2016-01-12 21:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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There's a bird in that Bo, Looking at me.... With it's eyes!

2016-01-13 07:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Lo and behold, here's Sir Monacle.

2016-01-13 10:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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A lot of ogres have raided the villages behind the mountains.

2016-01-13 10:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My local pot dealer also sells pans and other kitchen utensils.

2016-01-13 11:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I made a suspicious plot​ to my story.

2016-01-13 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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One day, our hero crossed a bridge which collapsed and he fell into the dark canyon. The ground hurt him alot.

2016-01-13 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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One day, our hero crossed a bridge which collapsed and he fell into the dark canyon. The ground hurt him alot. http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/alot_a_lot_allot.htm This heinous error is a blot on your otherwise exemplory record. But I'll let you off, because you're from Finland, and they're a bit odd up there. Naked saunas?? Rolling around in the snow afterwards?? Absolutely bonkers!

2016-01-13 15:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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One day, our hero crossed a bridge which collapsed and he fell into the dark canyon. The ground hurt him a lot.

2016-01-13 15:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/random-ness/images/b/b8/Oh_you.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110419012743 I'll let you do the next modification.

2016-01-13 16:32:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That's generous of you, but my leg broke and I can't leave this chair to use my computer.

2016-01-13 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You should use a log to support yourself, or preferably some sort of walking stick or crutches.

2016-01-14 10:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I am wandering in the eternal sea of life. It's endlessly deep and I am trying not to drown. The logs of destiny flies in the dark sky, looking for fish. The fishes are goals. I am hungry and tired from swimming. There is no land to be seen.

2016-01-14 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It appears that TenebrisNemo has written two blogs​ on LBPCentral.

2016-01-14 23:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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On the other hand, L1N3R1D3R has written one blog on LBPCentral.

2016-01-15 08:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I managed to blag myself a trip to the moon yesterday.

2016-01-15 09:52:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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LBP3 is known to often have lag.

2016-01-15 13:13:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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Yes, that game lags often. It's still a good game, though.

2016-01-15 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Does anyone want free candy? I've got bags of free candy to give away.... for FREE! FREE MOTHERFLIPPIN' CANDY! Just step inside my not-at-all-suspicious-looking van.

2016-01-15 15:54:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Ali-star, This bag isn't full of candy.... It's full jig-saw pieces....

2016-01-15 19:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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And then suddenly, BANG!​ Sir monacle disappeared, never to be seen again.

2016-01-15 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But that's when I used one of my: "Get out of ban free" cards

2016-01-16 08:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I don't even really like candy, despite me being a pastry chef... Man, this is a tricky one for me.

2016-01-16 16:38:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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Yeah, yeah... We all know you're my biggest fan...

2016-01-17 08:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I had a fang in my mouth.

2016-01-17 21:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My fangs are swords... https://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/smaug1.jpg

2016-01-17 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aww... What a cute wittle dragon Smaug is! <3 If he had hair, I'd tie them up into cute little bangs! ^^

2016-01-18 00:20:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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He may be too stubborn for that and bans you from doing it.

2016-01-18 05:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have several cans of the milk of dragon kindness. Oh he will let me! >:3

2016-01-18 09:05:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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Something something something clans something something. :smiley:

2016-01-18 10:20:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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The clan of blood barbarians raided the hero's home town when he was a kid. He barely escaped the conflict alive and was taken away by an old master of the old arts.

2016-01-18 11:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I plan to say something interesting in my next post.

2016-01-18 11:27:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It's plain and simple. Think like a writer, and be creative. It's not that, oh wait. It's hard.

2016-01-18 13:35:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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Dark Knight walked out from the church where the king was making his final stand. The people around watched in terror how he threw the crown onto the ground and shouted: The king has been slain!

2016-01-18 14:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I just pooped my pants and left a stain in my underwear.

2016-01-18 15:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I now have ear strain​ from hearing that.

2016-01-18 22:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My train of thoughts stopped in the unused station. Then it moved on.

2016-01-19 06:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

2016-01-19 10:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It is said that you are closer to him when it rains.

2016-01-19 21:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You already ate all the mains! There's nothing left!

2016-01-20 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Your main objective is to find the onion and use it to kill the Vampire Lord.

2016-01-20 08:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I like to wear a French maid outfit when I clean my room.

2016-01-20 09:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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The first aid kit was eaten by goblins.

2016-01-20 11:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That doesn't add up..... goblins hate eating that kind of stuff.

2016-01-20 12:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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This ad pops up everywhere!

2016-01-21 11:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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This ad pops up everywhere! Technically that's an abbreviation, so it's not really allowed, but it's a word used in other languages, so I'll let you off this time, Sir Tenebriscle.

2016-01-21 13:24:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I think TenebrisNemo was talking about how he is not a fan of the Clash of Clans' ads.

2016-01-21 23:27:00 Author: Vervesack Posts: 74

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I would fain post here often, except I haven't the time.

2016-01-22 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh, the pain.

2016-01-22 06:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The rain in spain stays mostly on the plain.

2016-01-22 06:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The arrow flew right into the span of my right arm.

2016-01-22 09:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You spin me right round, baby right round.

2016-01-22 13:36:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I spit at the ground because no one noticed that Sir monacle posted a proper noun.

2016-01-22 14:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think he does it out of spite.

2016-01-22 14:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Good thing I brought my Sprite.

2016-01-22 15:52:00 Author: Vervesack Posts: 74

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I made several sprites for my video game.

2016-01-22 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Okay, I'm going to annoy you even more with a rule that doesn't exist.... sprits a noun for a pole. It no-where says that you cannot say nouns... However, slang and abbreviations are not allowed, if nouns were against the rule, you would of broken it many times before me. :tophat:

2016-01-23 07:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I said PROPER nouns, not just normal nouns. "Spain" only means the country, and has no meaning with a lowercase S. All of your spirits are getting very angry, I can tell.

2016-01-24 02:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I've met many who've sold their spirit to a certain person.

2016-01-24 19:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I needed a sprit (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sprit's=t) to improve my sailboat's functionality.

2016-01-24 22:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but, well, we're friends now so I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look! It will shimmer you blind... Hehehehehehehehe... https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oKY_vnVaSWQ/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABo/odWlYgzuLh8/photo.jpg

2016-01-25 00:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aw, TenebrisNemo! No need to cry over spilt​ milk!

2016-01-25 03:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But if I spill my Flaxmilk, I become a very sad panda!

2016-01-25 06:16:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I knew I should have taken the blue pill.

2016-01-25 09:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ok, quick poll - who is the best poster in this thread? A) Ali_Star B) Ali_Star C) Ali_Star D) None of the above

2016-01-25 12:11:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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The winner of the poll gets a slash from a washing pole to the toes. http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/file/view/Washing%20Pole.png/508130570/Washing%20Pole.png

2016-01-25 13:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's a funny looking washing pole. I'm hoping it won't play a role in my future.

2016-01-25 14:38:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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What are our roles in this dimension? What is our purpose if we are just small pieces of sandstones in this never ending space?

2016-01-25 15:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How many moles are composed of 3.0115x10^23 molecules of oxygen?

2016-01-26 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I studdied Chemistry at universtiy 10 years ago, but I've pretty much forgotten everything. My current job is a million miles away from that kind of work.

2016-01-26 10:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Miss Fortune smiles at us today.

2016-01-26 10:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Will she smile at us tomorrow?

2016-01-26 14:23:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I used a simile to describe Ali-Star like a caring mother: unobstructive, but always bringing order.

2016-01-27 02:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I was struggling to come up with a modification for that one, but then it hit me! The solution was simple in the end!

2016-01-27 10:53:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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This sample proves us that the power of one small drop of this substance is deadly.

2016-01-27 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have had ample time to come up with this next modification.

2016-01-27 11:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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apple ''''''

2016-01-27 12:03:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Darn it, Jimmy! You didn't use it in a sentence. You need to apply yourself!

2016-01-27 15:05:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I am aptly​ satisfied that this did not go into a dead end.

2016-01-29 16:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Quick, Apply the metal! They're getting in!

2016-01-31 07:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I am aptly original '''''''''''''

2016-01-31 09:11:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Going from my previous post because both of the previous posts were copies of recently-said words. I made this post raptly​.

2016-01-31 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This thread is partly unsatisfying...

2016-02-01 07:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Then let's get this party started!

2016-02-01 09:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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These biscuits are a bit pasty...Ali_Star, what did you put in them?

2016-02-01 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It took me hours to make them! Why are you being so nasty?

2016-02-01 14:15:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Don't be so Hasty with your anger.

2016-02-01 18:54:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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I think they're tasty. Tastes like a little piece of heaven! Eat it, eat it, eat it!

2016-02-01 21:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm sorry, I was just being a bit testy. I didn't realize that the pastiness was due to the creamy inside.

2016-02-01 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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'bout time we do a taste test hmmmm?

2016-02-02 06:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That Sir Monacle chap is such a pest.

2016-02-02 10:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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He can still be the very best.

2016-02-02 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'd hate to see him in beast mode.

2016-02-02 12:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Maybe that won't happen if we invite him to the feast.

2016-02-02 16:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Eating quickly is one of his feats, so it will be interesting to see how he is there.

2016-02-03 02:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I hear that he eats lasagne with a spoon, like some sort of mad man.

2016-02-03 10:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I wonder if he will eat raw eyeballs from this jar.

2016-02-03 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What jar? The jar of cotton buds, which he uses to clean his left ear? (Yes, just the left one, Sir Monacle is an odd chap)

2016-02-03 13:59:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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That beautifully-constructed sentence brought a tear​ to my eye.

2016-02-05 05:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Being English, you'd think I'd be an avid tea drinker. But no, I hate the stuff.... can't even stand the smell of it. Chai tea lattes are ok though.

2016-02-05 10:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I may not be English, but I do enjoy my tea! I often may eat scones or biscotti with it. :3

2016-02-05 11:44:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I may not be English, but I do enjoy my tea! I often may eat scones or biscotti with it. :3 I don't think that's a correct modification, you can't just move one letter, you have to swap it with another one.

2016-02-05 13:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I may not be English, but I do enjoy my tea! I often may eat scones or biscotti with it. :3 Hate to be the one to bring out the rules, but for whatever reason, you CAN swap two letters but you can NOT move one letter on its own. I know it makes no sense, but I'll be going from Ali_Star anyways. I agree with you, tea is pretty bad. I've tried a various assortment of teas, and while they smell good, they just taste like herbs.

2016-02-05 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I truly believe, that one day, there will be world peas.

2016-02-08 09:55:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I like peaches far more than pears​, but to each his own.

2016-02-08 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That pearl was so white that I lost it in my snowy backyard.

2016-02-08 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you would like a house in the village, you must first complete a series of fetch quests for the earl.

2016-02-08 18:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I earn​ ten dollars an hour in my job.

2016-02-09 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I learn every time when I open a textbook or a fake chest.

2016-02-10 08:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Lean on me, when you're not strong.

2016-02-10 09:34:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I like to eat my vegetables one bean at a time.

2016-02-10 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dear Mods, Pls ban L1N3R1D3R. He has a ridiculous username that's too hard to type. Yours Sincerely, A disgruntled forum member

2016-02-10 14:43:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I don't really like Raisin Bran​ much.

2016-02-10 22:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's this about my bra?! This is a family friendly website!!!

2016-02-10 23:26:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I wasn't even talking about your bras, but I mean you brought it up...

2016-02-11 00:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm off to get to get drunk, who's up for coming with me to a few bars? (Providing you are of a legal drinking age)

2016-02-11 10:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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*dog barks​ amidst silence*

2016-02-11 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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These banks aren't safe enough. *Puts on a ski mask*

2016-02-12 08:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fill in the blanks: TenebrisNemo likes to ______ a ________.

2016-02-12 09:42:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Thou looketh at the page of truth, thou seeth it blank will be.

2016-02-12 10:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sometimes, and I don't know if it's just me, I see a red door and I just.... kinda.... want it painted black. If you know what I mean?

2016-02-12 11:48:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Cut me some slack, I had to run so many errands this morning!

2016-02-13 02:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I find your lack of faith disturbing. http://runsmartonline.com/articles/efficiency/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/choke.jpg

2016-02-14 22:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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pack pak/ noun noun: pack; plural noun: packs; noun: ice pack; plural noun: ice packs 1. a small cardboard or paper container and the items contained within it. "a pack of cigarettes" synonyms: packet, container, package, box, crate, carton, parcel "a pack of cigarettes" a quantity of fish, fruit, or other foods packed or canned in a particular season. noun: the pack 2. a group of similar things or people, especially one regarded as unpleasant. "the reports were a pack of lies"

2016-02-15 10:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I hit the hockey puck​ across the rink.

2016-02-15 16:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There was a very naughty edit I could've made, but I decided against it. I shall pick another word.

2016-02-16 10:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I use the needle to prick​ a hole in the surface.

2016-02-16 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My friend got brutally assassinated by a brick.

2016-02-16 14:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Time for a magic trick.... pick a card! It's the 11 of hearts

2016-02-16 14:43:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Ali_Star got rammed by a truck because his magic trick didn't make sense.

2016-02-16 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The trunk of this car is made out of diamonds, I tell ya.

2016-02-17 00:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't get drunk, Nemo, this is a family friendly party.

2016-02-17 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I only drank 2 glasses of wine.

2016-02-17 09:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It was just a prank, bro.

2016-02-17 10:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I will crank the gears to make the machine work.

2016-02-17 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sorry, I drank all the medicine and ironically, I feel ill.

2016-02-17 15:11:00 Author: Vervesack Posts: 74

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Sorry, I drank all the medicine and ironically, I feel ill. RULES •You cannot use a word used in the previous 3 posts Therefore, I shall continue from Mr R1D3R's post with the word crane.

2016-02-17 15:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I had to run away when I saw on old crone​ approaching me.

2016-02-17 22:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be careful! Press the 'F' key to go prone.

2016-02-18 04:19:00 Author: Vervesack Posts: 74

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If you aren't writing in poetry, you're writing in prose​.

2016-02-18 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Roses are red. The shop is closed. It was my girlfriend's birthday. But now I can't get her the rose.

2016-02-19 10:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We should all rise up against our LBPCentral overlords.

2016-02-19 10:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Sire, I demand permission to avenge my brother's death.

2016-02-19 10:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The sine​ of an angle is equal to the cosine of (the angle - 90 degrees).

2016-02-19 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

2016-02-19 18:24:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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And then let that stone sink​ to the bottom of the river.

2016-02-19 22:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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After the blue, comes the pink. Name the sport! First person to answer correctly gets 10 internet points!

2016-02-20 11:53:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I'll pick​ soccer, though that probably isn't correct.

2016-02-21 05:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It was snooker. Pack your bags, son. You're going home!

2016-02-22 11:37:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I've got your back​, Ali_Star. I'm not sure what for, though...

2016-02-22 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I find your lack of faith disturbing.

2016-02-22 14:28:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I will now bake some lace cookies.

2016-02-22 22:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My scalp is itchy, I may have head lice.

2016-02-23 13:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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The field mice​, they make not a peep.

2016-02-23 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This thread is mine. I own all of you.

2016-02-24 11:00:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Fine, have it your way. (Deliberate Burger King advertisement, much?)

2016-02-24 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I find your lack of faith disturbing.

2016-02-24 17:14:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You were fined all your money for posting that quote yet again.

2016-02-24 22:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Last night, I dined in hell, with all of my Spartan buddies. Wouldn't recommend it.... poor service and small portions.

2016-02-25 09:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You should dine in heaven. The Sayans approve.

2016-02-25 10:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If I had a dime for every time I had to change my dining arrangements...... And by dime I mean Dime Bar.

2016-02-25 11:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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...how many dimes would you have, then?

2016-02-25 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many times have I asked you? Stop being so darn nosy about my chocolate bar eating habits.

2016-02-25 14:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Are you going to do anything for these mites?

2016-02-25 14:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I will put them in a Miter saw and deal with them.

2016-02-25 15:55:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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'Meter' is the stupid American way of spelling 'metre'. Come at me, American bros!

2016-02-25 17:20:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Anyone notice the peeping Toms watching the Meteor shower?

2016-02-25 18:34:00 Author: EDGE_ELITE Posts: 23

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Yeah, I did. How many meteors were there?

2016-02-25 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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'Meters' is the stupid American way of spelling 'metres'. Come at me, American bros!

2016-02-26 10:20:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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If you owned and managed several astrolabes, you would be working with maters​.

2016-02-26 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You guys are my best mates. I'm so lonely

2016-02-26 17:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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He mutes​ the television with the remote control.

2016-02-26 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The mites are still here.

2016-02-28 20:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you Tonight *dodo-dodododooo doo doodoo*

2016-02-29 11:48:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You know what's about as good as lemons? Limes​.

2016-02-29 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Stop spreading lies.

2016-02-29 14:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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maggots and ​flies.

2016-02-29 14:55:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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He flips​ backward in his free time.

2016-03-01 01:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Her lips got me completely under control.

2016-03-01 09:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I like dips with my doritos.

2016-03-01 11:59:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Dipsy​, AKA alcoholic

2016-03-01 14:57:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Gipsy lady smiled at me when I opened the door for her.

2016-03-01 19:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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However, gypsy​ lady was even kinder.

2016-03-01 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That salesman gyps people so they'll buy stuff which they don't like.

2016-03-02 09:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remember when thigh gaps were a thing?

2016-03-02 10:57:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Remember when the alien zaps the human with his laser?

2016-03-02 14:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It would take hundreds of naps to wake up until September ends.

2016-03-03 10:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*Snaps fingers to wake up TenebrisNemo*

2016-03-03 10:39:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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*snips​ TenebrisNemo's hair to wake him up*

2016-03-03 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Nips L1N3R1D3R's finger*

2016-03-04 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My hips don't lie.

2016-03-04 11:24:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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My ships​ don't lie...about their content. Yeah. Right.

2016-03-04 14:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's none of my business. *sips iced tea*

2016-03-05 11:21:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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*saps the life energy out of Ali_Star*

2016-03-05 16:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Now hat's what I call sass.

2016-03-06 18:13:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Pass this bomb to another person, please.

2016-03-06 18:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is the objects weight--er, mass​?

2016-03-06 19:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ha! You'll miss the shot from that distance!

2016-03-06 22:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I had trouble seeing through the mist​.

2016-03-06 23:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This is your wish list from your childhood.

2016-03-07 08:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh great, my old wish list. That's the last thing I want to see right now.

2016-03-07 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you have a lust for life?

2016-03-08 10:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Just mind your own business.

2016-03-08 11:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The plank of wood juts out from the side of the house.

2016-03-08 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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These guys are nuts!

2016-03-08 20:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I catch the fish with nets.

2016-03-09 00:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Got any tens? Go fish.

2016-03-09 10:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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As the situation got tense​, I had to breathe deeply to stay focused.

2016-03-09 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There's some dirt on my lense. Oh, nevermind, it's just me in a mirror.

2016-03-09 15:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know this is a hard word to modify, but I'm going to eat some lefse​.

2016-03-09 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I just had to lease this apartment, then I had time to think of a modification.

2016-03-10 12:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Please​ explain why those two things relate to each other.

2016-03-11 03:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Your pleas shall not be answered.

2016-03-11 05:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not even with peas?

2016-03-11 09:47:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Not even with a single little pea.

2016-03-11 10:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

2016-03-11 12:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I don't know who lives under the sea, but I know that a seal​ lives above the sea.

2016-03-11 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I will sell this sword for 50 gold coins.

2016-03-13 20:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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50 gold coins is enough to buy one 'temporary invisibility spell'

2016-03-14 11:27:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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But it's not enough to prevent the spill​ of milk you just caused.

2016-03-14 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Will you take the blue pill, or the red pill?

2016-03-14 16:09:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

2016-03-14 17:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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People of my ilk​ would be inclined to disagree.

2016-03-15 00:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Our graves will be the same? Pff! Look at this silk coffin!

2016-03-15 08:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Got milk?

2016-03-15 11:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I only own the mill.

2016-03-15 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You fill​ my heart with joy, Nemo.

2016-03-15 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Other's joy fills my heart.

2016-03-16 06:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Fish breath through gills.

2016-03-16 11:23:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You know why seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls​.

2016-03-16 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Gulps*

2016-03-16 15:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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*pulps the orange juice*

2016-03-16 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Watches Pulp Fiction.*

2016-03-17 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pull the lever, I dare ya!

2016-03-17 14:23:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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*Pulls the lever*

2016-03-17 18:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*polls everyone on the forum whether I should pull the lever*

2016-03-18 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Rolls with it. Takes his time. Says what he says, doesn't let anybody get in his way.*

2016-03-18 11:08:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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*undertakes several roles​ in the play*

2016-03-18 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*Lives the rest of his life in this role*

2016-03-20 22:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*sticks tongue on frozen pole​*

2016-03-21 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're looking a bit pale, Linerider. Feeling ok?

2016-03-21 11:12:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Kinda, but that may be because I ran into a very clean pane of glass.

2016-03-21 16:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The nape of your neck must be hurting?

2016-03-21 18:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It was, but after a few naps it's feeling much better.

2016-03-21 19:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be quiet and let me just take a nap.

2016-03-22 10:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I snap my fingers to wake TenebrisNemo up.

2016-03-22 16:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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One more time and my veins snaps until I explode.

2016-03-22 23:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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He gets so angry, he slaps​ himself senseless.

2016-03-23 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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With a slap you can message another person that you dislike him.

2016-03-23 09:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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