Archive: 3639 posts

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I get a lab coat. I put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside the machine.

2016-10-24 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get vomit. I put Dexter Morgan inside the machine.

2016-10-25 10:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. I put Dee Dee inside the machine.

2016-10-26 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Rita Morgan. I put Toothless inside the machine.

2016-10-26 11:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some worthless Spyro ripoff. I put my burning love for you inside the machine. :hero:

2016-10-26 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get ancient ashes. I put my soulless dirty nail inside the machine.

2016-10-29 18:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a nail clipper. I put my new letter jacket inside the machine.

2016-10-29 21:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cool jacket. I put awesome sunglasses inside the machine.

2016-10-30 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone trying to look cool. I put an end slate inside the machine.

2016-10-30 21:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get sand. I put WASTED deaths inside the machine.

2016-10-31 12:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some scenes of grandeur, a robber, and a limousine. I put a speedrunner inside the machine.

2016-10-31 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a player who can only play 1 hour a day. I put dump Finnish people inside the machine.

2016-10-31 23:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the "dump"est of them all, TenebrisNemo. 8D I put the above smiley inside the machine.

2016-11-01 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the bstest smiley in de wurld. 8) I put my dumb spelling mistakes inside the machine.

2016-11-02 12:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a keyboard with the letters swapped around. I put the Game Grumps inside the machine.

2016-11-03 02:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a vote for Donald Grump. I put the GIF file format into the machine.

2016-11-04 02:27:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get TenebrisNemo. I put a presidential ballot inside the machine.

2016-11-04 13:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the black plague. I put a bomb and a bomb inside the machine.

2016-11-05 17:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get two copies of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. I put Dan Avidan inside the machine.

2016-11-05 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a majestic hair. I put my obsession with winter inside the machine.

2016-11-06 09:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a scarf. I put Mr. Bean inside the machine.

2016-11-06 20:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Johnny English. I put your dirty dreams inside the machine.

2016-11-07 17:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone of the opposite gender. I put the new update for Animal Crossing: New Leaf inside the machine.

2016-11-07 22:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a world without Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. I put Barack Obama, John Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln inside the machine.

2016-11-07 23:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an American flag. I put Batman inside the machine.

2016-11-08 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Dracula. I put naked muscular men inside the machine.

2016-11-08 08:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get ancient Greece. I put some cocaine inside the machine.

2016-11-08 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a mafia godfather. I put Poseidon and Triton inside the machine.

2016-11-08 15:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get all of Greece. I put the Trojan War inside the machine.

2016-11-08 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get lots of viruses to my computer. I put Hercules inside the machine.

2016-11-11 23:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some Disney movie, probably. I put seamen inside the machine.

2016-11-12 16:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get mermaids. I put your drugs inside the machine.

2016-11-12 19:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get high. I put a very sharp spike inside the machine.

2016-11-12 23:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the sleeping beauty. I put prince charming inside the machine.

2016-11-14 14:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a single pea. I put a toilet inside the machine.

2016-11-16 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a government. I put all swag people inside the machine.

2016-11-21 18:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lot of pirates, ayy matey. :arg: I put the Bigger, Blacker Box inside the machine.

2016-11-21 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Jesus which is the reason that Adolf Hitler became a moose. I put your future grandchild inside the machine.

2016-11-22 00:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a whole new type of meme. I put friendly fire inside the machine.

2016-11-22 01:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a team kill. I put Raiden inside the machine.

2016-11-22 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the most broken level 1 super in Playstation All Stars: Battle Royale. I put that ripoff Smash Bros. inside the machine.

2016-11-22 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a pile of crap. I put all the things you've lost in your life inside the machine.

2016-11-25 21:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an opportunity for fame. I put some snazzy sunglasses inside the machine.

2016-11-27 18:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get these: https://img1.etsystatic.com/034/0/5454731/il_340x270.632521219_pkks.jpg I put my vomit inside the machine.

2016-11-27 19:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the overused sound effect from LittleBigPlanet. I put H2ODelirious inside the machine.

2016-11-28 05:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Jason. I put Mason inside the machine.

2016-11-28 15:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Marilyn. I put a pinup inside the machine.

2016-11-28 15:40:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get an adult magazine. I put your hormones inside the machine.

2016-11-28 17:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get health class. I put every single venereal disease inside the machine.

2016-11-29 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some disgusting things from the machine. I put the lord of sunlight inside the machine.

2016-12-01 16:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get ancient Egypt. I put the swim team inside the machine.

2016-12-01 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get fit people. I put your worst fear inside the machine.

2016-12-03 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get anything below a B. I put BrutalMoose inside the machine.

2016-12-03 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a moose which has been hit by a truck. I put your best weapon inside the machine.

2016-12-03 19:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a mechanical pencil. I put my words inside the machine.

2016-12-04 19:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a random combination of letters. I put Link inside the machine.

2016-12-04 21:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a random combination of items. I put Paper Bowser inside the machine.

2016-12-05 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get lots of craft paper. I put my tired legs inside the machine.

2016-12-05 21:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a mile run. I put my heart and soul into the machine, Nemo!

2016-12-05 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Frankenstein's monster. 8D I put my spineless body inside the machine.

2016-12-06 17:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a noodle. I put time, which is quickly running out, into the machine.

2016-12-07 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a pile of ashes. I put my new laptop inside the machine.

2016-12-09 00:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some technical specs only 2% of people care about. I put Universal Orlando Resort into the machine.

2016-12-09 13:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Los Angeles. I put San Andreas inside the machine.

2016-12-09 20:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a Grand Theft Auto game.

2016-12-09 23:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nothing from the machine. I spit inside the machine.

2016-12-11 15:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an unwanted bottle of Dasani. I swear the forum took away what I put inside the machine, and that oath makes its way inside the machine.

2016-12-11 21:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a grudge! I put a revolution inside the machine!

2016-12-12 13:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Bernie Sanders. I put the following of rules inside the machine.

2016-12-13 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get broken stuff. I put Sir monacle inside the machine.

2016-12-13 21:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get broken spelling. I put a very nonthreatening pirate inside the machine.

2016-12-14 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Smee. I put Captain Hook inside the machine.

2016-12-15 13:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Hookshot. I put the fact that it should be "into", not "inside", into the machine.

2016-12-16 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a grammar nazi. Two annoying dogs are inside the machine now.

2016-12-16 11:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a household that I do not want to live in permanently. I put my desire to design into the machine.

2016-12-16 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a corrupt wish. I put my RPG Maker VX Ace game into the machine.

2016-12-17 19:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Legend of Zelda. I put Moana inside the machine.

2016-12-17 21:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get moaning from the machine. I put stupid names into the machine.

2016-12-18 16:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get TenebrisNemo. 8D I put Mega Man X inside the machine.

2016-12-20 22:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Castlevania: Dracula X. I put Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! inside the machine.

2016-12-20 23:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a blindfolded mastermind. I put AGDQ into the machine.

2016-12-21 17:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a big load of NERDS! :hero: I put my nerd self into the machine.

2016-12-21 20:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a box of Nerds. I put Willy Wonka inside the machine.

2016-12-22 16:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Johnny Depp. I put Legolas inside the machine.

2016-12-23 00:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Ring. I put the South inside the machine.

2016-12-24 16:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get North West. I put the word "inside" into the machine.

2016-12-25 15:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an amazing sequel to the game Limbo. I put all of Wikipedia into the machine.

2016-12-27 00:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get all the books from the world. I put Sora, Donald and Goofy into the machine.

2016-12-27 19:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a kingdom which is peculiarly full of hearts. I put you into the machine.

2016-12-28 03:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get my player data. I put the things I found from the dark side of your mind into machine

2016-12-29 05:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Star Wars references. I put your lack of a period and the word "the" into the machine.

2016-12-30 17:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I git sumting wich louks, laik e dictiniri. I put broken legs into the machine.

2016-12-30 18:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a surface too low to eat from. I put in a moment in time.

2016-12-31 13:18:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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I get 3 minutes. I put Laputa into the machine.

2016-12-31 17:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a literary reference I should get, but I don't. I put Ultimate Chicken Horse into the machine.

2016-12-31 21:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an abomination of a chicken and a horse. I put Look At My Horse inside the machine.

2017-01-01 01:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a weird style of animating. I put VeggieTales into the machine.

2017-01-01 20:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Sausage Party. I put unnecessary swearing into the machine.

2017-01-02 16:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the aforementioned R rated movie. I put Five Guys Burgers and Fries into the machine.

2017-01-04 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get five drinks as part of the combos. I put in a yellow umbrella.

2017-01-04 20:02:00 Author: koltonaugust Posts: 1382

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I get a Golden Shield of the Fire God (LVL 90 required). I put all the people who hates me into the machine.

2017-01-04 23:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get even more grammar Nazis who comment that it should be "hate", not "hates". I put a BLU phone inside the machine.

2017-01-09 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Bluetooth. I put miserable little piles of secrets into the machine.

2017-01-09 18:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Sir_monacle. I put someone doing parkour into the machine.

2017-01-13 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://i.imgur.com/hbhORY2.gif I put natural selection into the machine.

2017-01-14 14:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Charles Darwin. I put eleven million casualties inside the machine.

2017-01-15 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get WW2. I put lunatics into the machine.

2017-01-15 12:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the moon. I put The Moon (Melee player) inside the machine.

2017-01-19 03:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get your serious obsession with Super Smash Bros. I put Samus into the machine.

2017-01-19 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a plot twist. I put Mr Sark inside the machine.

2017-01-20 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vanoss/images/c/c2/Mr_Sark.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160319004031 I put Jabba the Hutt into the machine.

2017-01-21 00:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Arin Hanson. I put some sunglasses into the machine.

2017-01-21 23:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o I put lots of puns into the machine.

2017-01-22 12:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get chuggaaconroy. I put a very angry flower inside the machine.

2017-01-24 13:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get drugs. I put the Buster Sword into the machine.

2017-01-24 15:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Shulk's Monado set to Buster. I put a tiny hula girl into the machine.

2017-01-26 13:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get someone who is better than me. I put everything I'm good at into the machine.

2017-01-26 20:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get this website...and nothing else. 8D I put stubborn people into the machine.

2017-01-27 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get dead people. I put whiners into the machine.

2017-01-27 19:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Donald Trump. I put an orange inside the machine.

2017-01-29 05:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get orange juice. Oh baby. I put chocolate cookies into the machine.

2017-01-29 13:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Gordon Ramsay. I put Kung Fu Panda into the machine.

2017-02-04 03:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a male otaku. I put Bulat from Akame ga Kill! into the machine.

2017-02-04 16:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a generic bullet. I put the snack that smiles back inside the machine.

2017-02-07 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a gummy bear. I put dogs into the machine.

2017-02-08 09:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get rain. I put tejbz into the machine.

2017-02-11 17:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something idk what to say. I put your pathetic attempt to keep playing the forum games into the machine.

2017-02-12 22:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a person who has a life. I put a root beer float into the machine.

2017-02-15 13:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the double tap root beer. I put some tasty chickens into the machine.

2017-02-15 18:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a tasty turkey. I put my recent sickness into the machine.

2017-02-18 00:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get explosive diarrhea. I put lots of chocolate into the machine.

2017-02-18 14:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Easter Bunny. I put ISIS into the machine.

2017-02-22 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a bunch of idiots. I put Rayman into the machine.

2017-02-22 12:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a pitiable amputee. I put Dutch pancakes inside the machine.

2017-02-23 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/complete/full/2016/4/18/1460993063886414.png I put my serious obsession with MTG right now into the machine.

2017-02-23 17:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Yu-Gi-Oh! I put Donald Trump's toupee into the vending machine.

2017-02-24 04:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a blond dog. I put your soul animal into the machine.

2017-02-25 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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After Saturday, I get Bill Nye the Science Guy. I put Spoodermanz into the vending machine.

2017-02-28 13:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Uncle Ben's rice and lots of salty water. I put Totoro into the machine.

2017-02-28 16:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a film. Sweet deal. I put a sausage roll (https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=pz2utkGk&id=7B1C336BBF73965A5D65947BF3DC0EFE785DB254&q=sausage+rolls&simid=608010995014173930&selectedIndex=147) into the machine.

2017-03-01 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get food which I do not enjoy. I throw rocks into the machine.

2017-03-01 13:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Charlie Brown. I put Garry's Mod into the machine.

2017-03-04 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Garry. I throw Gary Oak into the machine.

2017-03-05 03:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Gary Johnson. I put Michael Jordan into the machine.

2017-03-06 13:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Barret. I put my home into the machine.

2017-03-06 19:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the entire bourgeois class. I put Keemstar into the machine.

2017-03-07 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a gangster. I put dead dreams into the machine.

2017-03-07 14:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a Langston Hughes poem. I put the Harlem Renaissance into the machine.

2017-03-08 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a mystery box. Neato! I put a bitter lemon into the machine.

2017-03-09 05:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle. 8D I put chocolate and cookies into the machine.

2017-03-09 11:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some crumbs. I put a little effort into the machine.

2017-03-10 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a collapsed card house. I put a raging man into the machine.

2017-03-10 10:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Sean Spicer. I put the dankest meme into the machine.

2017-03-10 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the meme which the world is not ready to face yet. I put a lazy mansloth into the machine.

2017-03-11 13:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get me on the weekends. I put the color pink into the machine.

2017-03-12 03:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"color"? I get something that doesn't exist. I put some armour into the machine.

2017-03-12 06:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a rusty breastplate for lvl 1 players. I put a soul of a hero into the machine.

2017-03-12 16:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Casper the Friendly Ghost. I put product placements into the machine.

2017-03-12 20:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get pure chaos. I put the Witch of Izalith into the machine.

2017-03-13 10:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Google Search images featuring warm colors. I put a brand new pair of Apple Earphones into the machine.

2017-03-14 04:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nothing from the machine. I divide the machine by zero and put it into another vending machine.

2017-03-14 16:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a disappointed mathematician. I put Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa into the vending machine.

2017-03-15 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Alistair the Grey Warden. I put Grey Warden Duncan into the machine.

2017-03-15 15:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Dunkin' Donuts. I put Craig into the machine.

2017-03-16 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Mr. Bond. James Bond. I put more whiners into the machine.

2017-03-16 17:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an orange ball of gas that doesn't pay its taxes. I put Wheatley into the machine.

2017-03-17 05:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a headache. I replace the magical machine with an ordinary one.

2017-03-17 07:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get another killed rule. I put its corpse into the machine.

2017-03-17 12:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a skeleton. I put a tiny vending machine into the big vending machine.

2017-03-17 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a book within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book, within another book. I put it back into the vending machine.

2017-03-18 07:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the Inception Horn. I put BigJigglyPanda into the machine.

2017-03-18 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get p3d0bear. I put a crazy professor into the machine.

2017-03-19 20:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a clone of myself. I put a fake hotdog made of real dog into the machine.

2017-03-19 20:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a flesh sack. I put unoriginal ideas into the machine.

2017-03-19 21:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a Try Not to Laugh Challenge. I put a nice glass of ovaltine (another word the forum wrongly thinks is misspelled) into the machine.

2017-03-19 21:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get another word the forum rightly thinks is spelled correctly. I put all my bad thoughts into the machine. Every. Single. One of 'em.

2017-03-20 07:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a movie raced NC-17. I put a Koopa Troopa into the machine.

2017-03-20 17:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a blood puddle with shards of a turtle's shell. I put the culprit who did this into the machine.

2017-03-21 16:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a suspicious Italian with an iconic mustache. I put every single dad joke into the machine.

2017-03-21 17:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nothing from the machine. Hi the machine. I am dad. I put hungry into the machine.

2017-03-21 19:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a country that is currently undergoing major political problems...that isn't America. I put Barack Obama in his current condition into the machine.

2017-03-22 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get William Shakespeare's skull. Neato. I put a dated post into the machine.

2017-03-22 07:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get almost all the posts from the internet. I dropped my keys into the machine.

2017-03-22 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get your house and your car. Whoops! I put my grandparents into the machine.

2017-03-22 17:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an elderly couple who immediately beats me up for assuming that I am a spawn of Satan. During the fight, my tooth flies into the machine.

2017-03-22 20:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a spooky scary skeleton. I put Abraham Lincoln into the machine.

2017-03-23 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a vampire hunter. I put my fingers into the machine.

2017-03-23 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get millions of germs. I put Daithi De Nogla into the machine.

2017-03-23 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something that I cannot pronounce. I violently kick the machine, causing all of its contents to rapidly spew out.

2017-03-23 19:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get giblets. I heal the machine and make it drink some medicine.

2017-03-23 22:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Trump's doctor. Against his will, I force xtremesackboy into the vending machine.

2017-03-24 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a rotting corpse. Eww. I successfully shove myself up the machine.

2017-03-24 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a rotting corpse. Whoah. I put the lack of honor into the machine.

2017-03-24 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULrJHIYowFM I put whatever that was back into the machine.

2017-03-24 19:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle. I put his hair into the machine.

2017-03-24 20:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get all the grease in the world. I put Thomas Edison into the machine.

2017-03-24 21:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a telephone. 8D I tip the machine onto its side.

2017-03-25 07:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle. I actually put something into the machine, unlike Sir monacle.

2017-03-25 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a symbol of my appreciation. I put 999 rupees into the machine.

2017-03-26 01:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bunch o' trash. I start kicking the machine for no apparent reason. The my foot gets jammed into it.

2017-03-26 08:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a being which kicks me furiously. I put an edgy teenager into the machine.

2017-03-26 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get all of Tumblr. I put Yahoo into the machine.

2017-03-26 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get my favourite most hated search engine. I possess the machine.

2017-03-27 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get O2 from the machine. I spit H2O into the machine.

2017-03-27 12:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some hydrogen and some oxygen. I put a horde of dead cats into the machine.

2017-03-27 17:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get an old crazy hag. She chases me with her dirty long sharp claws and so I hide by jumping into the vending machine.

2017-03-27 20:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some weird character from Castlevania. Huh. I put an orange peel into the vending machine.

2017-03-28 03:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Sir monacle's home. I put dead memes into the machine.

2017-03-28 12:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Rick Astley. I put the rest of the orange into the machine.

2017-03-29 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something which the African children could have eaten. I shove L1N3R1D3R deep into the machine.

2017-03-29 14:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get two ounces of creativity. I put the lack of Trump joke in the post above into the machine.

2017-03-30 00:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the incarnation of LN13R1D3R, Ali_star and many other LBPC members of 2017. I throw your puppies into the machine.

2017-03-30 09:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get nothing, sadly. I put every existing Nintendo Entertainment System into the machine.

2017-03-31 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Bunch o' junk™. Available in all good retailers. I put L1N3R1D3R into the machine.

2017-03-31 07:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Raiden which is on a sled. I throw Old Snake into the machine.

2017-03-31 13:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Solid Snake. I put Sakurai's confusing decisions into the machine.

2017-04-01 05:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an Asian person. I drop Asura into the machine.

2017-04-01 11:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some solid Asurance that these weird references will stop. I put Proton Jon into the machine.

2017-04-01 21:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Jim Neutron. I drop his ridiculous hair into the machine.

2017-04-02 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Lucas from Mother 3. I put Johnny Bravo into the machine.

2017-04-02 03:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the only jerk who doesn't get the lady ever. I drop his pants into the machine.

2017-04-02 12:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get me in this time of year. I put a good helping of Cinnamon Toast Crunch into the machine.

2017-04-03 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get someone else's vomit. Yuck! I put my eggs into the machine.

2017-04-03 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get some disturbing alien demons from the depths of Mars' darkest holes. I throw the Doom guy to annihilate them into the machine.

2017-04-03 11:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get revolutionary technology. I stuff Billy Mays's dead corpse into the machine.

2017-04-03 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a detective hat. Call me Sir doctor detective monacle. I somehow put my head into the machine.

2017-04-03 18:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the moon from Majora's Mask. I drop your precious demon soul into the machine.

2017-04-03 19:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lousy I.O.U. I climb into the machine.

2017-04-03 20:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get... something like this... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/35/2b/34/352b340f6a3565583a71c2cafb24925d.jpg I drop dead flowers into the machine.

2017-04-03 22:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the whole country of Ethiopia. I put EatMyDiction1 into the machine.

2017-04-04 05:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a clone of LIN3R1D3R. Woah. I put the "real" L1N3R1D3R into the machine.

2017-04-04 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Joseph Stalin. I drop all the communists of this world into the machina.

2017-04-04 10:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Capitalism. I put my whole life into the machine.

2017-04-04 15:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something which is just starting. I drop great responsibilities into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a baby. It's ugly. I hide an ugly-looking corpse into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle's better half. I drop the gold into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get more money. I shovel a shovel into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I got a chest which is inside a chest which is inside an even larger chest. I put the yo dawg meme into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a headache. I put nothing into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I hunt Sir monacle down with my pirates. We beat him until all his teeth flies into the machine.

2017-04-04 20:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get my family's monocle made of teeth and tin. Sadly I can see perfectly in both eyes, so I've never had a chance to use it. I clamber into the machine to sleep.

2017-04-05 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a gravestone. I put lots of salt into the machine.

2017-04-05 10:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a pretzel. I put you two's obsession with the forum games into the machine.

2017-04-05 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some fun times obobobo. I drop Oroboro the Ninja into the machine.

2017-04-05 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get TenebrisNemo's soul. One might say it is a very dark soul. I put a little faith into the machine.

2017-04-05 18:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the little prince. I throw Sir monacle into the vending machine, shoot the vending machine into a black hole, then I shoot the black hole into another vending machine.

2017-04-05 22:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aghhhh! Aghhhh! Aghhhh! Aghhhh! I get back home. I stare at the vending machine with terror and awe.

2017-04-07 06:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get lasers from the vending machine. I drop Sir monacle's clothes into the machine.

2017-04-07 10:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get naked. I run around the vending machine.

2017-04-07 10:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a typical naked baby. I drop some diapers into the machine.

2017-04-07 10:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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