Archive: 3031 posts

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sit on top of a...

2011-10-22 02:05:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Mountain of... *Once again. Rage!*

2011-10-22 02:52:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614

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...a flying turtle that has...

2011-10-22 11:39:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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7 legs and more arms than a ...

2011-10-22 19:08:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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a set of Siamese quadruplets, and smells like a....

2011-10-22 20:41:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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...fish. I saw a...

2011-10-22 22:19:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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polka dotted Giraffe the other day. What was weird was, he could...

2011-10-22 22:32:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Stand on it's head. Amazingly he did this while also juggling...

2011-10-23 01:36:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Chainsaws. Luckily, they weren't revved, because...

2011-10-23 05:24:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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That would hurt. A Duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand! "Hey!...

2011-10-23 11:59:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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... What's your favourite thing about The Void? He then replied ...

2011-10-23 13:03:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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rofl! and then he blew up. twas the night before.....

2011-10-23 13:40:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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I was to rob the bank, and all I could think about was....

2011-10-23 15:57:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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...a man named Hank who sells propane...

2011-10-23 21:25:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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To inuits who live on the planet (Will anyone say Towzan..i do hope not!)

2011-10-23 22:50:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Mercklesmink. Now Mercklesmink is a fascinating planet the is known chiefly for exporting.....

2011-10-23 23:19:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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custom sackperson body parts. The only problem with this is..

2011-10-24 00:07:00 Author: Lady_Luck__777 Posts: 3458

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...it's illegal to buy or sell body parts in most of the galaxy, so they don't make much money, unless...

2011-10-24 02:02:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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...they take over the world. Pirates have wooden legs because...

2011-10-24 19:23:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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they look cool. space pirates are most widely known for this because, in the galaxy hamalagadan 5 during the cobble-pelt war they....

2011-10-24 19:41:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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...Cthulhu's diet is primarily pirate legs. They're like frog's legs, only...

2011-10-24 19:43:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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...they taste like chicken, which is odd considering...

2011-10-31 17:15:00 Author: TheBlackKnight22 Posts: 695

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that during the Cobble-pelt war, the Mercklesminians used chickens as transportation, which isn't as odd as it sounds because......

2011-10-31 17:44:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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chickens where giants in that time. they shrunk because....

2011-10-31 18:52:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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...people started eating them, and they thought if they invented a shrink ray and shrunk themselves, people would stop eating them because they'd have less meat. Obviously this didn't work, because...

2011-10-31 19:16:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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...they are now sugar free and this means...

2011-10-31 23:08:00 Author: Schark94 Posts: 3378

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less calories and less calories means you can eat moar! But in the end...

2011-11-01 00:11:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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...they were still delicious.

2011-11-01 03:35:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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lol. EHGLLEWUMPMAGEE. this is because.....

2011-11-04 19:31:00 Author: nerzdadestroyer Posts: 1527

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his mouth was full of consonants, so no one understood that he really wanted to.....

2011-11-04 20:08:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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...say. Instead, they misconstrued his message and thought he said...

2011-11-05 07:05:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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