Home    General Stuff    General Gaming    Forum Games
#12

Corrupt Wishes

Archive: 7886 posts

U get it... Then your account gets hacked...

I wish for a giant Taco the size of Godzilla		2010-10-14 23:40:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35

SNIPED WTH!!!

Granted but the taco is godzilla and shoots you with a lazor for sniping me

I wish the next person would make a wish on my behalf		2010-10-14 23:44:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Granted, but I make a wish on somone else's behalf.

I wish I knew whether me having access to the LBP.me site means ima get teh beta codez		2010-10-15 01:53:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but I make a wish on somone else's behalf.

I wish I knew whether me having access to the LBP.me site means ima get teh beta codez

GRANTED but in your joy you post teh beta codez online and someone steals it. (seriously you will be getting the code im sure of it.)

i wish i was in teh betaz		2010-10-15 01:56:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Granted. You yet YLOD'd while loading the beta.

I wish the game wasn't delayed...		2010-10-15 04:05:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I wish the game wasn't delayed...

Granted the game is now cancelled

i wish i didnt have to edit this to put a wish...		2010-10-15 04:12:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Granted, but you delete it.
I wish for a pie.		2010-10-15 05:46:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

GRANTED. Here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Pi-symbol.svg/170px-Pi-symbol.svg.png

I wish for some chocolate milk.		2010-10-15 05:55:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Granted, but my pi drinks it.
i wish for a stone.		2010-10-15 15:25:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, you get a stone, but turns up to just be hard ground that converts to dust.

I wish for eternal life!		2010-10-15 19:23:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it's really boring.

I wish for a volcano!		2010-10-15 22:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it erupts and kills the entire world.

I wish for an iPhone 4.		2010-10-15 22:13:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted. Unfortunately, you mistake it for a drink coaster, so you place your soda on top of it and accidentally knock it over, thus ruining your iPhone 4.

I wish for something to happen!		2010-10-16 03:51:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted...
But nothing happens. (Hooray for Pokemon reference!)
I wish for a Flygon in my Pokemon Platinum.		2010-10-16 04:58:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted... But it eat off your head and urinates in your cornflakes...

I wish that my wish was a wish and not a bannana... And that what I just said made sense		2010-10-16 05:35:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35

Granted... it's a papaya.

I wish I could finish this se-		2010-10-16 05:37:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

GRANTED... "I wish that I could finish this sen..." Sen-tapede

I wish for donuts		2010-10-16 05:50:00

Author:
CJ-Flez
Posts: 35

granted, you get a 'Do Nut Step on The Grass' sighn.
---------------------------------------------

I wish for a wish		2010-10-16 06:28:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted. It's a good thing that the genie has a lisp too, or you would've never gotten your wisk!

... oh wait.

I wish for a shiny new hat! ^_^		2010-10-16 07:22:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I wish for a shiny new hat! ^_^

Granted. but its so shiny and blight it blinds
everyone who sees it, just then you get hit by a car,

i wish a fantasy dragon would take over the world~ =P		2010-10-16 08:18:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for betorz! :hero:		2010-10-16 09:11:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Granted. But you obtained it illegally, so Sony bans your IP address.

I wish people were on at... 1:36 AM PST.		2010-10-16 09:36:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I wish people were on at... 1:36 AM PST.

Granted, but its just me as im on AM hours almost always,
no that was not a joke xD
but heres a joke, again, Granted, but they all are vampires~

i wish people had Lvs in real life (limit 100) And i was Lv 4000 *mew		2010-10-16 11:08:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but you'll get banned in real life for hax.

I wish for Nintendo 3DS with The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask remake.
That's right! You read it correctly. Majora's Mask remake.		2010-10-16 11:18:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but it's cursed. :arg:

I wish for a green banana!		2010-10-16 11:27:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but It's really a raw banana.

I wish for an ability to skip time!		2010-10-16 11:36:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but as you try for the first time it breaks and you get stuck in a Loading Screen forever!

I wish that the sky was as green as that banana! :arg:		2010-10-16 11:44:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I wish for an ability to skip time!

Granted, but once you use it, it'll go out of control
untill your a old man. >:'P

I Wish for a... Taco!~ *mew		2010-10-16 11:44:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

you get a taco but it explodes in you face.






i wish the lbp2 beta was in the u.s.		2010-10-16 17:22:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted, but you won't get one while everyone else does.

I wish for Week One T-Shirt.		2010-10-16 17:38:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted, but you get the Naux glitch and you can't sticker it properly

I wish we could encounter extraterrestrial life (wildlife OR intelligent, but not the planet-invading kind >_>)		2010-10-16 19:42:00

Author:
claptonfann
Posts: 228

Granted, but we accidently kill it upon contact.

I wish to have reel telekinesis powers!!		2010-10-16 19:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted its a "Reel telekenisis power for kids!" and all the good features have been taken out...
I wish I had a flapjack!		2010-10-16 20:03:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

Granted.
http://www.cizgialemi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flap-jack.jpg

I wish for that hair spray!		2010-10-16 20:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but it's empty already.

I wish for a Ferrari 458 Italia!		2010-10-16 21:29:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

granted,but its missing an engine


i wish i had a sackboy in real life		2010-10-17 03:30:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted, but you had to pay 10 bucks for it.

I wish for arcade machine that can play EVERY POSSIBLE GAME ON EARTH!		2010-10-17 14:10:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

granted,but the controller is missing.





i wish that i had a big telescope.		2010-10-17 16:35:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted but a gang of scientists steal it...
I wish I got a crown for discovering a cure for the Naux glitch!		2010-10-17 18:44:00

Author:
The age of LOLZ
Posts: 229

Granted, but MM sends the code for someone else by accident!

I wish I had LBP2 already!		2010-10-17 20:04:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but the box doesn't have the disc.

I wish for a jetpack!		2010-10-17 20:31:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it's chained.
I wish for scuba gear!		2010-10-19 03:23:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted! but it only includes the flippers

I wish for a turtle!		2010-10-19 03:28:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

granted but he is giant and eats you...

i wish for a cookie		2010-10-19 03:50:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

granted,but you dropped it down the sink drain




i wish i was a guard for yah nah.		2010-10-19 04:12:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted. You're fired the next day.

I wish for some deoderant...		2010-10-20 05:53:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but it has butter inside!

I wish for a big destructive tank!		2010-10-20 18:56:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but the tank gets hit by a black hole rocket and it starts to
FFFFFffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddeeeeeeee....

Into nothing
I wish for bowl of rice crispies!		2010-10-20 21:56:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569

Granted, but Jack gets you with his revolvers first!
I wish for 7UP!		2010-10-20 23:53:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you lose all your XP after.

I wish for an ACR with heartbeat sensor and red dot sight! 		2010-10-21 00:05:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

(If you meant an ACR with Heartbeat Sensor and Red Dot Sight in MW2)
Granted, but it is glitched, it causes you to emit an easily detectable noise to every enemy player, they have an easier time finding you now!
(If you meant an ACR with HBS n' RDS in reality)
Granted, but the US Military catches wind of you having a really compact Heartbeat Sensor, and sends out Special Operatives on a mission to steal your ACR with its attachments so they may learn its HBS technology........without returning your ACR and HBS!
I wish my brother would stop wanting to be in the LBP 2 beta.		2010-10-21 01:11:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, Now he wants the actual LBP2, liek noewz.2010-10-21 02:15:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but casually... waite lolwut?
I wish for a green mushroom 1up.		2010-10-21 04:57:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted, but its rotten and takes off 1 up

I wish to divide by zero!		2010-10-21 18:15:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, the wish corrupts itself.

I wished people will not care about mine gramar.		2010-10-21 18:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but all other living things still do.

I wish for a golden Sackboy.		2010-10-21 20:43:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted. But then the government confenscates it.

I wish for some new Forum Game to grab my attention.		2010-10-23 21:57:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it grabs you literally and pulls you into another dimension populated entirely by hungry rabbits.
I wish for a pony.		2010-10-23 22:00:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, but it gives itself to RAWK.
I wish for pork rinds.		2010-10-25 01:02:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. They're WAAAY past the expiration date, though.

I wish, I wish, oh how I wish!... for a fish.		2010-10-25 05:37:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but its dead.

i wish i wasnt posting after you all the time.		2010-10-25 05:39:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

granted, but all the threads you plan to post in get locked.

I wish for a laser gun!		2010-10-25 18:26:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you get killed 2 seconds after by a zombie.

I wish for a companion cube! <3		2010-10-25 22:09:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted,but its a bully


i wish i was a famous creator		2010-10-26 02:57:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

wait..... didn't I post something... earlier.. meh.

Granted, but your famous for SPAM!

I wish for the LBP2 Beta.		2010-10-26 03:03:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

granted,but the code is used.




i wish that spam did not happen on lbp		2010-10-26 05:47:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted but now all spam is mailed to your house.

I wish to fish a whaaaaale!		2010-10-27 04:46:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted but then it gets in a fight with a Narwhaaaaaaaale.

I wish for for bread 		2010-10-27 15:03:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but it's so rotten that it looks like there's a blackhole in it!

I wish to be able to turn off pain! (and turn on eventually)		2010-10-27 19:53:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but whenever you try to turn on pain again all the pain that you felt while it was turned off comes at the same time 3 times stronger!

I wish I could start the apocalypse!		2010-10-27 21:23:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it's only the dust bunny apocalypse.

I wish for a new pair of socks.		2010-10-27 21:45:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

Granted but I ate them.
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/91/thumb/Problem.jpg?1236877228
I wish for stomach medicine! *farts*		2010-10-27 21:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but as side effect it makes you burp and gives you a headache!

I wish to win an F1 race!		2010-10-28 00:45:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted but when you finish the car explodes while you are still inside and you die HORRIBLY!!!!!
I wish for a talking top-hat!		2010-10-28 13:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but its really annoying and it doesn't brushes its teeth :arg:

I wish for a Combat battle cruiser with a 8 silos missile battery, a triple front plasma cannon and anti fighter lasers! (*space ship)		2010-10-28 17:58:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted but it has no power cell.

I wish for an AA Battery!		2010-10-28 22:04:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but the battery explodes and you lose both of your hands!

I wish for a set of baby kittens!		2010-10-28 22:09:00

Author:
Joshofsouls
Posts: 1569

Granted, but turns out they are baby tigers and their teeth are itching, so they see you as an opportunity to bite. (They attack you duh )

I wish that my PS3 had backwards compatibility with PS2 and PS1!		2010-10-28 22:20:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it YLOD's shortly after you play one game.

I wish I had a new psp.		2010-10-28 23:13:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

granted but you lose it and cry in the corner.
i wish for a giant solid gold anti-gravity banana that i cant drive and can kill me at all 		2010-10-28 23:31:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted but you slip on the peel.

I wish for a roll of tape.		2010-10-28 23:40:00

Author:
4wheel
Posts: 511

granted,butt you tie your self up.




i wish i was a mod		2010-10-29 02:37:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

granted but it was on accident. CC apologizes and then takes it away

I wish for peppermint sticks (do NOT mistake with candycanes :tophat		2010-10-29 02:51:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but they were down at the dump for 2 years,don't go sticking that in your gob! :arg:

I wish for a dog that can not kill me,not horribly injure me,not starve me,not eat me,I can't slip on it,I can't lose it,I can't get dirty,It can't break,It isn't heavy,I can't eat it,It can't move and it is my best friend.DO YOUR WORST.		2010-10-29 07:25:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

granted,you TRIP on it and you fall off a cliff to your doom.(its your fault you tripped over him,not his)




i wish i unlocked boss rush on lbpc earlier		2010-10-29 15:49:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted, but you can't beat it.
I wish for four forts.		2010-10-30 02:15:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. You get your four forts of fantastic fame, filled with feta!! And then you die :kz:

I wish for Nintendo to make better games.		2010-10-30 16:25:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but all your nintendo games u got were pirated and they found you and sent you to jail.

i wish i controlled the world >: D		2010-10-30 22:48:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted but everyone emigrates.

I wish for an avi.		2010-10-30 23:05:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

you get it , it explodes

i wish for a flying carpert		2010-10-31 21:07:00

Author:
Benoas
Posts: 32

Granted but it doesn't stay flat when you sit on it, so it suffocates you :kz:

I wish for telekinesis		2010-11-01 02:30:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted, but you can only read the minds of rocks which never think of anything interesting....

I wish for an Advanced Power Armor MkII		2010-11-02 21:34:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it gets confiscated by David Hasslehoff a.k.a JspOt because he wants one too.

I wish for a gene tonic that makes me get the best grade in every test!		2010-11-02 21:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but it will take effect when you graduate and wont need it anymore!

I wish for my own robot assistant!		2010-11-02 21:57:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you also get a pet that rolls on the floor and hugs you giving you GERMS!!!

I wish to live in Peanut Towers!		2010-11-03 17:01:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but the floors are made of peanut butter.

I wish for a nuclear warhead!		2010-11-03 19:15:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted but you let it fall on the floor and it goes off.

I wish for a Harrier Jet!		2010-11-03 21:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but David Hasslehoff takes it.
I wish for a custom title idea.		2010-11-04 00:17:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but LBPC gets h4x3d and you get stuck forever with your current title!!!

I wish that my computer was immune to haxing!		2010-11-04 17:00:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but when becoming immune it wont be able to connect to internet and all the USB, CD, Floppy, and Flash drives had been disabled!

I wish for a GIANT DONUT!		2010-11-04 18:19:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you drop the doughnut, and left it on the ground 5 seconds too long.

I wish for some cheese.		2010-11-06 05:10:00

Author:
Cheddars
Posts: 447

Granted. It's Swiss cheese. Guess where the holes came from?...

See this gun? :kz: *BANG*

I wish to see the ENTIRETY of CraftEarth burn. :kz:		2010-11-06 08:21:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

EDIT: Sniped!
Heyyyy, shouldn't you be doing something, Outlaw?

Granted, but you burn along with it, 'cause you'll pay for what you did to my friends, and that entire city!


I wish that if someone puts all their heart and soul into creating a fantasy of their own, then the fantasy would become reality in another universe and you could choose to go there in the afterlife.		2010-11-06 08:21:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but you have to do a choice: go there and never come back or stay on our little but nice universe. You choose to go there, but when you get there, your expectations aren't fulfilled, but you can't go back, so you get stuck forever in your little imaginative universe.

I wish for an IQ of 300!		2010-11-06 12:05:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you are now a zombie!
I wish for a sandwich.		2010-11-06 16:09:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but the sandwich has no cheese,
and everyone knows that it's not a sandwich unless it has some cheese in it.

I wish LittleBigPlanet2 was out.		2010-11-06 17:25:00

Author:
Cheddars
Posts: 447

Granted but it is so buggy that when you play it, it explodes your PS3

I wish for a FREE chocolate bar that:
-Is not poisoned in any way
-Is not too big nor too small
-Cannot be melted or set on fire
-Is unbreakable
-Is delicious		2010-11-06 17:45:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but you let it drop on the toilet.

I wish for a pair of googles that can dectect GERMS!		2010-11-06 17:52:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. The first thing you see is me. I then shoot you. :kz:

I wish that Rawk would STOP PELTIN' ME WITH PEANUTS!!!		2010-11-06 18:14:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

he does stop but everyone else starts to pelt you with them

I wish for the real world and LBP to become one!		2010-11-06 19:42:00

Author:
Benoas
Posts: 32

Granted, but you become a stupid piece of wood with a brain in it.

I wish for 3 cans of kerosene, 2 shells and 1 screw so I can make some incendiary ammo!		2010-11-06 21:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. It self-ingites and burns your hands.

I wish fer some people to shoot.		2010-11-07 01:47:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. You shoot potato bags. With sackboy's head painted on them.

I wish for *radio static*!		2010-11-07 01:49:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you're now a radio.
I wish for pi.		2010-11-07 17:09:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you must keep loading it forever, because the file size is INFINITE!

I wish for a new gun.		2010-11-07 19:07:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but Outlaw steals it and kills you with it.

I wish for Outlaw to be behind bars.		2010-11-07 19:33:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but being a jail-breaking expert, he gets out on 35.16 seconds using only a quarter, his hat and half a banana peel. :kz:

I wish for a scooter that runs at moderate speed! (around 20 km/h)		2010-11-07 19:37:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but the brakes are broken.

I wish for a Wacom Intuos4 Medium tablet.		2010-11-07 21:11:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but its missing the pen

I wish for an assault electron cannon! >: )		2010-11-07 21:14:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had a real lightsaber!		2010-11-07 21:14:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

(that would probably happen if I did get one)

Granted, but that also means everything in the Star Wars universe is real, so Darth Vader tracks you down and strangles you with the force.

I wish I had a remote control that could rewind, pause, play, and fast forward time - A very reliable one that will never break in any way or get stuck.		2010-11-07 21:17:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but it runs out of batteries very quickly.



I wish my level would make itself, without any assistance.		2010-11-08 02:56:00

Author:
mrlittlelegs
Posts: 15

Granted, but the level is a hotel bomb survival.

I wish I got an LBP2 Beta code from the contest I entered. (PLEEZ!)		2010-11-08 03:54:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

Granted. But since you sniped me, you recieve an automatic death sentence... which starts now. *shoots Captain*

I wish for some rope, a tree, and three stooges to hang from it.		2010-11-08 03:56:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but then you become the new Rocksauron----

I wish for no ads on the forum....		2010-11-08 03:58:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

Granted but now the Ads pop up on your desktop!

I wish for a stealth device!		2010-11-08 04:25:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it only works on mice!
I wish for a coconut.
Not to drink, just to smash it.		2010-11-08 14:54:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it is unbreakable.

I wish for a fully-loaded AR-15 assault rifle!		2010-11-08 20:47:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but is made of cheap polystyrene.

I wish for a hovering assault tank!		2010-11-08 22:06:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted but it hovers too high to get on and eventually hovers to space then it is controlled by aliens, so they take over the whole world.


I wish my Batman level will be awesome.		2010-11-08 23:22:00

Author:
mrlittlelegs
Posts: 15

Granted. But since it doesn't have the word "survival" in it, it's completely ignored.

I wish LBP2 came out next week. 		2010-11-08 23:58:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it's buggier than the beta and freezes as soon as you get to your pod.

I wish I could pause and unpause time as I wish, and there is no chance it will get stuck.		2010-11-09 00:46:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

granted but all the pausing and un-pausing drives you mad :kz:

I wish for a nuclear microwave!		2010-11-09 04:07:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you decide to put eggs with sausages in it and it explodes.

I wish to be invisible!		2010-11-09 15:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but now everybody ignores you and you practically don't exist.

I wish all of my problems would go away.		2010-11-09 22:21:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but your life gets really boring.

I wish to be able to understand the implicit meaning of every text in the world instantly.		2010-11-09 22:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but attempting to understand so much context drives you insane in an instant.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted.		2010-11-09 22:28:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but your friends must face the consequences of your acts.

I wish I was able to defend my friends, no matter what happens.		2010-11-09 22:39:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but they don't pay you, and make you sing a lulabye at night.

I wish I didn't have any homework right now so I could go play black ops LBP		2010-11-10 01:11:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, but then you can never play a game again!
I wish that I didn't have a cough		2010-11-10 02:50:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but now you have an intense headache.

I wish for a perfect burrito!		2010-11-10 20:30:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it explodes from extreme awesomeness (not to mention the chilli peppers) upon eating it.

I wish for infinite pizza spawn!		2010-11-10 20:45:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but its a lame pizza (makes me sad cuz i love pizza)

I wish for real working Laser Rifle!!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/01/laser-rifle.jpg		2010-11-10 20:53:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you forgot to ask for ammo!

I wish for an upgraded M16 rifle!		2010-11-10 21:00:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but its broken

I wish for some microfusion cells for my Laser rifle!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/NeXXt/raznoe/DSC017941.jpg		2010-11-10 21:03:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you expose it to fire and it explodes on your face like the burrito!

I wish for a Particle Accelerator!		2010-11-10 21:04:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but its too big to put it in your house!

I wish for a giant (around 1 cubic meter) living animal cell!		2010-11-10 21:07:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it doesn't survive because it is separated from the tissue.

I wish for a controllabe blackhole!		2010-11-10 21:09:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but the thing that controls the black hole gets sucked in and then the black hole takes you in too.

I wish for a new planet on the solar system!		2010-11-10 21:13:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it collides with Mars, messes up with Venus's orbit and sends Earth spinning uncontrolably, making our days last 5 hours from now on!

I wish for peppermint leaves!		2010-11-10 21:25:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but in 5 hours the world ends, so there's no case. (And Im happy because its the apocalypse! yay!)

I wish for a new nuclear cell for my power suit to survive the apocalypse!		2010-11-10 21:30:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but you get arrested for smuggling uranium.
I wish for hot wings!		2010-11-11 00:47:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but they're so hot that your tongue disintegrates into a pile of smoldering ash.2010-11-11 02:07:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted, but they're so hot that your tongue disintegrates into a pile of smoldering ash.

Girl you forgot to make a wish!!! Now you must wait 10.000 years until the Emerald Half Beta shooting star passes near the Earth's orbit again!!!

I wish for an spaceship with infinite fuel!		2010-11-11 15:33:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but it won't beat Millenium Falcon.

I wish for Candlejack.		2010-11-11 16:47:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

Granted but it EXPLODES
I wish to do a barrel roll!		2010-11-11 21:36:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you barrel roll right into a mountain made of explosives.

I wish I could get my schoolwork done at the speed of light!		2010-11-11 22:16:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149

Granted but you did it pretty badly.

I wish I could draw as good as Zim Da Vinci!		2010-11-11 22:21:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

GRANTED but your artwork came to life and killed its creator (you)
i wish for my friends to stop telling be how i got the lbp2 beta.		2010-11-11 22:29:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

granted, but then you get kicked out of the beta!

I wish for a PhD in medicine!		2010-11-12 19:55:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but all sicknesses are gone and never come back the second you get it, making it useless.
I wish for instructions on how to press Z or R twice!		2010-11-13 03:18:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but your controller is missing it's R button, and the Z button has been Shoop Da Whooped.

I wish I was rich.		2010-11-13 04:04:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333

Granted, but your money catches fire.
I wish for TCW3 to start!		2010-11-13 04:11:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you are killed in the first post.

I wish for another wish!! YAY!		2010-11-13 04:24:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

Granted, but the wish is being granted by a witch, and backfires.

I wish I had a mansion.		2010-11-13 15:56:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333

granted but it isnt yours and you get put in jail for suspected robbing a mansion.

i wish that i had black opp right now and no one can try to corrupt it or else i wish for your wish to not exist.
yh its confusing.		2010-11-13 16:26:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted but it's not the game, its a real black ops team and they kill you.
I wish I had a perfect PS3 right now, with no problems that would interfere with my playing LBP or LBP2 when it comes out.		2010-11-13 16:27:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but an Xbox gets jealous and destroys it.
I wish for coffee.		2010-11-13 17:13:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it is from the year 1920.

I wish.		2010-11-13 18:23:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333

Granted, but you cant talk so you cant wish

I wish for a magic pudding!		2010-11-13 19:12:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but your dog eats it and turns you into a cat! I wish I didn't live in the US!2010-11-13 21:16:00

Author:
Kitkasumass
Posts: 494

granted,but you live in iraq where you get killed by terrorists.


i wish for wish that i wish i have a fish was not a wish.(beat that!)		2010-11-14 05:26:00

Author:
deschuttes2
Posts: 157

Granted. But your wishiful-wishing wishing wish has wishingly whished to a wish.

I wish for some sleep. =_=		2010-11-14 09:55:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but in your sleep terrorists steal your liver.
I wish that Jack didnt have any weapons.		2010-11-14 22:09:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

Granted but the weapons were given to me. hehe
I wish Shoop Da Whoop was real.		2010-11-14 23:31:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333

Granted. I grab one and blast you off the face of the Earth.

I wish more people would post in TCW3! >:-D		2010-11-14 23:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but now sony, microsoft and nintendo announce that they will not make more consoles and will start doing carpets so the threads looses interest : P

I wish for my own nuclear armed satellite!		2010-11-14 23:40:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Granted, but it destroys the earth.
I wish I was dead.		2010-11-15 02:25:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333

Granted, but... you're dead. And I teabag you.
I wish that nobody could move except me and anyone I wanted to. And I had food and shtuff.		2010-11-17 02:58:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

granted, but it whoevr cant move stares at you so long you kill yourself of fearWish; i wish they brought out a JC Avatar pack...2010-11-17 17:55:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but it whoevr cant move stares at you so long you kill yourself of fearWish; i wish they brought out a JC Avatar pack...

Granted, its announced in 2011 for LBP 2. But Sony decides to delay it til 2031, in time for LBP 6, on the PlayStation 5.
I wish for great artist skills.		2010-11-23 18:45:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, but you go Van Gogh on yourself and cut off your ear... and vital organs...
I wish that my wish would not be granted.		2010-11-24 23:38:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

Grante...Wait a minute..AHHHHHHH *head implodes*
I wish that the LBP2 demo could be released sooner.		2010-11-26 22:36:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but the tutorials are in Japanese .
I wish I had a billion US dollars.		2010-11-28 02:03:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653

granted but U.S.A changed their currency and no bank will give you a the new one.

i wish for the lbp2 demo to be delayed like the game was >: D hahaha!		2010-11-28 02:15:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted, but you become hated by the world.

I wish I could use the popit in real life. :O		2010-11-28 03:13:00

Author:
iBubek
Posts: 682

Granted. Unfortunately, the popit is a bright, blinding pink, and you can't change the color.

I wish for x-ray vision.		2010-11-29 01:40:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but you can only see through old people clothes.

I wish that I would win the LBPC Roast contest with my Roast of Morgana25 and I win the 70 PSN dollars Lockstitch is giving away 		2010-11-29 03:18:00

Author:
wolverine_2008
Posts: 304

Granted. However, Lockstitch confuses the entries and instead gves it to damaz10 for his Roast of me.

I wish I could recover my old steamboat...		2010-11-29 04:11:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it has become actual steam.
I wish for a toilet. Not to use, just to sit on.		2010-11-30 04:17:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. It consumes your butt as you take a seat on it. You are now buttless.

I wish I had more time to do what I like doin'.		2010-11-30 04:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted , but you soon get bored.

I wish I had a perfect life!		2010-11-30 04:53:00

Author:
iBubek
Posts: 682

You do, but then you die because then life?s got no propouse.
I wish i had a wish better than this.		2010-12-02 04:09:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, but the wish you got was that you wished you never had a wish so technically it isn't granted but it is

I wish I had the LBP2 BETA		2010-12-03 10:48:00

Author:
Alternative_sack
Posts: 409

Granted, but you already do sou your wish xplodes, so does your computer and your PS3.

I wish I had a lobster for dinner daily!		2010-12-04 00:22:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted but its still alive.

I wish the USA didnt change the TSA rules. 		2010-12-04 00:30:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Granted, but then the TSA makes worse rules...

I wish I had a sack pet!		2010-12-04 00:34:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted! ( curse you ALEXhatena and your lightning fast posting ) But Your "Sack pet" has rabies and murders you in your sleep. BUB-BYE
I wish I could have followed The Affected's last wish		2010-12-04 00:35:00

Author:
KILLA_TODDZILLA
Posts: 653

Granted, but you get affected too...

I wish I had LBP2 Beta...		2010-12-04 01:03:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, but you get it as soon as LBP2 is released.
I wish that nobody will respond to my wish. ...poop.		2010-12-04 01:15:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

Granted, but someone has to awnser it, so...... *head explodes*
I wish i had my head back...		2010-12-04 01:47:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

granted, but it's upside down.
I wish to fart again.		2010-12-04 02:07:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it's gonna be a smelly one.

I wish my head wasn?t upside down.		2010-12-04 02:13:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

granted now its backwards.

i wish i was a blacksmith		2010-12-04 02:15:00

Author:
TheAffected
Posts: 626

Granted, then you incidentally hit your hand with a hammer.

I wish my body was backwards, so my head wasn?t backwards because of TheAffected		2010-12-04 02:19:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

---------
Recieving wish description...
Processing wish description: "I wish my body was backwards, so my head wasn't backwards because of TheAffected"
Processing wish....
Attempting to grant wish.....
ERROR: A virus has been detected!
Warning: virus is infecting wish granting abilities!
NOTIFICATION: virus identified as: "Wish granting disorder virus, created by Black265's imaginary evil clone. Notification brought to you by Black265's imaginary evil clone's EvilAde Energy Drink, Unleash the Darkness within!"
Attempting to delete virus......
Deletion failed.
.......
No virus detected.
Attempting to grant wish........
Wish granting completed!
----------
Wish: "I wish my hair was red, so my hair looks different from TheAffected's hair" has been granted.

I wish my computer's internet works.
(I'm using my brother's computer for now)		2010-12-04 04:29:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, but your computer and everything that uses internet in your house explodes.

I wish i had a taco...		2010-12-04 18:38:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, but the cheese is actually molten magma.
I wish I had more games that are compatible with the Playstation Move!		2010-12-10 01:10:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, but the cheese is actually molten magma.

But, I don't like my taco with cheese... I prefer birria tacos... (birria is like meat in it's own juice)

You do, but your PSMove controller fell and broke into 1,000 pieces.

I wish MapleStory was downloaded already...		2010-12-10 02:12:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Congrats , it downloaded but it turned out to be a corrupt data file... and a virus
I wish lbp2 wasnt incredably buggy		2010-12-10 09:14:00

Author:
brendal100
Posts: 70

Granted, but your PS3 explodes. (I luv axplozionz!).

I wish I was lvl 50 in maplestory already.		2010-12-11 01:48:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Congrats your lvl 50 but your PC(or whatever maplestory is on) expodes since you love explosions so much
I wish the person who corrupts this wants lbp2 and loves lbp1 and 2... corrupt that!		2010-12-11 05:24:00

Author:
brendal100
Posts: 70

Granted but you fail at making a wish and psychology.

I wish for 5 feet of snow!!!		2010-12-11 22:04:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but suddenly global warming is real and your snow melts away.
I wish everyone shared my irrelevant/offensive sense of humor.		2010-12-12 02:16:00

Author:
Chdonga
Posts: 388

granted but they see who you are inside, then die :kz:

I wish for a great Christmas.		2010-12-12 14:24:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but here comes the grinch and... wel you know.

I wish I was home already (because i?m at school).		2010-12-13 19:49:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted. Here, have also a private teacher in there.

I wish I could wish.		2010-12-13 21:01:00

Author:
Keldur
Posts: 628

Granted, but you have no wishes left.

I wish I had a DSi...		2010-12-14 21:03:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Granted, but PSP kill it

I wish the 12 days of christmas comes out amazing...		2010-12-14 22:20:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but it becomes so amazing you cannot bare it anymore.
You end up digging a hole and living underground for your whole life.

I wish that I didn't have homework for the holiday break.		2010-12-17 20:35:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted! Instead, you have school durring the break!

i wish for my own popit!		2010-12-18 04:30:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

granted but you already have one..

I wish for a Harry Potter Boxset!! 		2010-12-18 05:27:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted! but it got lost in the mail....

I wish for A TURKEY SANDWICH, no mustard, nor mayo, not dry, not school-brand, no bones, fresh, but not too fresh, and not alive		2010-12-19 07:10:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but it was so perfect you knew something wasn't right. After some inspection it started to mutate and the Turkey Sandwich ate you.

I wish I was, and still am, the Best LBP Creator Ever, and that I become the Best LBP 2 Creator Ever, as soon as the game is released, and that that also lasts forever!		2010-12-19 14:21:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but it makes everybody else give up playing it and you're left there by yourself forever.
I wish I wasn't sick, that that guy hadn't scammed me, and that more people would pay attention to my LBPC blog posts.		2010-12-20 22:22:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but you become so extraordinarily healthy, that the guy scams all of the hospitals across the world, saying that if they spam all over your blog then they will become as healthy as you.

I wish i had a bucket of bacon.		2010-12-20 22:46:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Granted, but as it is shipped to your house, the handlers accidently drop the bucket, bacon all over the ground. The handlers quickly put the bacon back in the bucket because if the boss knew about this, he'll be mad. As the box containing the bucket full of bacon arrives at your house, you open it and discover that a strange growth is growing inside the bucket. The growth came from the growth the bucket hit when it was dropped, and you learn that the growth is a type that consumes certain materials. Some of these are: Doorknobs, microscopes, telescopes, meatballs, bacon, turkey, cans and chalk.

I wish Sony gives more thought to downloadable games. (Madden NFL 2009 and 2010, I think it was, have the same price!)		2010-12-21 00:59:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted, but they think so hard they all die. Everything Sony related is recalled and taken away from houses. This includes games from companies that made games for PS3, including LBP. Also, because of this LBP 2 will never be released, and MM goes bankrupt.

I wish that Black265's wish was never granted, and the side effects never happened!		2010-12-21 02:51:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted, but they think so hard they all die. Everything Sony related is recalled and taken away from houses. This includes games from companies that made games for PS3, including LBP. Also, because of this LBP 2 will never be released, and MM goes bankrupt.

I wish that Black265's wish was never granted, and the side effects never happened!

Wish Granted. Then Black265's wish blew up, and he was near the explosion.

I wish for more replies on my '80GB PS3?' Thread.		2010-12-21 03:01:00

Author:
The-Questor
Posts: 1328

Granted. they are spam.

I wish for LBP2 beta, or the game itself		2010-12-21 03:08:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted but Media Molecule finds you and you die :kz:

I wish for more people in my bubble contest..		2010-12-21 04:19:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but you get so many people entering that you cant judge them all and the ones that you didn't see protest and start a mob.

i wish i knew the problem for why my lbp1 disk dosnt work anymore.(im serious if anyone can figure it out go to this link https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=41920-Lbp1-disk-not-working-help!!!!&p=710773#post710773)		2010-12-21 04:47:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted. I posted an unlikley response =p

i wish this wish will get eaten		2010-12-21 05:35:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

granted but it gets thrown due to it tasting like crap.

i wish for the power to control time and a monkey :3		2010-12-21 06:54:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted! but the monkey stole your time control and went to the dinosaurs!

I wish for a bad wish		2010-12-21 07:04:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, mysterious people kidnap you, chain you to a chair, and force you to watch re-runs of The Twilight Zone. Then you discover that the people are actually different "you"s. There is a future you, a past you, a you 10 minutes from now, and a you from a different dimension. Then as you finish watching the final epsiode of The Twilight Zone, you realize the The Twilight Zone isn't such a bad show after all, it's actually pretty good (no really, it is.) and they kidnapped you for a good reason: you are not the "you" you think you are. You are a "you" that belongs to a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. A place between light and shadow, it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge, it is an area as vast as space, and as timeless as infinity. You realize that you are a "you" that belongs to:

The Twilight Zone.

I wish for a complete collection of all the episodes of The Twilight Zone!		2010-12-21 15:52:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

granted but you use a key, and you unlock a door to imagination
Beyond it is another dimension
A dimension of sight
A dimension of sound
A dimension of mind

You're moving through a land of both shadow and substance
Of things and ideas
Guiding you through this wondrous journey
Is the hypnotic sound of the twilight tone.

--And then you die :kz:

I wish for 200 more pages of corrupt wishes		2010-12-21 21:26:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but it gets locked >

i wish i wento n a journey to save the earth from aliens!		2010-12-21 22:13:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Granted! but to save earth, you had to sacrifise yourself, so you die

i wish that "Rock Paper Scissors- Picture Edition" thread is still alive D:		2010-12-22 00:49:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but it failed... again

I wish I had waffles! 		2010-12-22 04:31:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but they are resistant to toasters, microwaves, stoves, ovens and anything else that might heat up the waffles.
I wish Sony would finish making the PSP 2 by 2011.
(The PSP 2 might mean LBP PSP 2 is a possibility)		2010-12-22 04:44:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

granted but all of the psp2s were solar powered and yours had a minor problem and it exploded and you had no warranty.

i wish the lbp2 demo was never gonna happened.(yupp an evil wish >: D)		2010-12-22 04:52:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

granted! lbp2 never happend.

i wish the user above me corrupts my wish		2010-12-22 05:20:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

----------
Recieving wish description...
Processing wish description....
Wish description processed!
Wish description: I wish the user above me corrupts my wish.
Attempting to grant wish.....
NOTIFICATION: After-effects of "Wish granting disorder virus" taking effect on wish granting abilities.
NOTIFICATION: "Wish granting disorder virus" renamed to "Wish granting corruption virus". Notification brought to you by Black265's imaginary evil clone's Black265's imaginary evil clone's Darkness Pizza. Find your inner Darkness!
Note from Black265's imaginary evil clone: As long as this Corrupt Wishes thread is alive, this is where I'll be doing my activities.
Corrupting wish......
Corruption completed!
----------
Lgjoka2002 is offline right now, I'll take over for him. Granted, but I corrupted your wish due to Lgjoka2002's status as offline. I wish another planet entered our Solar System, and that it wasn't gonna crash into Earth or the Sun.		2010-12-22 13:58:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

granted but aliens come from that planet and kill everybody!


I wish it that nothing bad would happen		2010-12-22 14:09:00

Author:
alex_owen
Posts: 36

Granted, nothing bad happens for 1 minute.
I wish the former president of the U.S.A. John Fitzgerald Kennedy was still alive.		2010-12-22 15:01:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

Granted! you aren't really thrilled about the paperwork though....

I wish someone would beat my post at Rock Paper Scissors - Picture Edition
(yes, i want that thread still alive)		2010-12-22 15:31:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted but the person makes their post unbeatable by using a force greater than rock, paper and scisor combined...
The person used... Chuck Norris. After that happened nobody could beat it. The post took over LBPC, and everybody using this site died.

I wish this thread was locked and everyone who has posted in it besides me died!		2010-12-24 02:30:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted! but it turns out everyone in the world posted in this thread, so you die a lonley death.

i wish someone would just post at Rock Paper Scissors - Picture Edi- *shot*		2010-12-24 05:42:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Granted, but you got shot, then died. So someone posted in the thread, but you died before you could see the post.
I wish Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fought once again, and this time, Chuck would win!

Chuck Norris wins!

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!!
Brutality!		2010-12-24 09:41:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208


Next page >>

LBPCentral Archive Statistics
Posts: 1077139    Threads: 69970    Members: 9661    Archive-Date: 2019-01-19

Datenschutz
Aus dem Archiv wurden alle persönlichen Daten wie Name, Anschrift, Email etc. - aber auch sämtliche Inhalte wie z.B. persönliche Nachrichten - entfernt.
Die Nutzung dieser Webseite erfolgt ohne Speicherung personenbezogener Daten. Es werden keinerlei Cookies, Logs, 3rd-Party-Plugins etc. verwendet.