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One Letter Modifier

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I am a male​.2015-11-18 03:24:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Good for you, mate.2015-11-18 11:42:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

How about we make a batch of fine Christmas cookies?2015-11-18 11:46:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

I would...... but:

1) It's only flipping November. Get out of here with that Christmas nonsense!
2) I can't bake.		2015-11-18 13:00:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You could buy a cake.2015-11-18 13:08:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

Just give me some Poprocks and Coke.2015-11-18 14:24:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Why did you have to wake me with all your word nonsense!2015-11-19 06:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Why did you have to wake me with all your word nonsense!

ONE letter modifier...... read the rules, man!


Just give me some Poprocks and Coke.

Continuing from this:

What is it with students stealing a traffic cone? I've never understood the fascination.... and I WAS a student!		2015-11-19 10:14:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

For me, it's not too early for Christmas! I happen to have a Candy Cane at the moment... 2015-11-19 10:42:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

Alistair, aren't you just being a bane in the buttocks?2015-11-19 12:56:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Dont have a go at me, babe. I'm only trying to follow the rules.2015-11-19 14:28:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Dont have a go at me, babe. I'm only trying to follow the rules.

Oh, don't go mellow on me! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY!?!		2015-11-19 14:56:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I cooked it in a pan with some bay leaves. 2015-11-20 10:06:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You... you were supposed to lay it in a field of bay leaves, not cook it!2015-11-20 11:22:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

I did that at first, but then the baby started insulting me and calling me all the names under the sun. I certainly made it pay for that error in judgement. :kz:2015-11-20 12:46:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You don't say?

PS: are you sure the baby kept calling you names? I mean, I thought you were made of strong stuff. :kz:		2015-11-20 12:51:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

It is time to slay a dragon.2015-11-20 13:33:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

I would stay​ away from that dragon if I were you...2015-11-20 13:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

PS: are you sure the baby kept calling you names? I mean, I thought you were made of strong stuff. :kz:

I dunno, it was baby speak. So it could've been saying that it need feeding..... or it could've been threatening to stab my face. That's the problem with babies, you never know what evil, twisted things they may be saying. I just took the safest option.		2015-11-20 14:45:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

But now that poor baby is one of trillions of animals killed to be a slab of meat... 2015-11-20 17:16:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

I love slabs of meat, I eat them like a slob.2015-11-20 19:36:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

There's a big blob​ of paint on my shirt. Art class happened...2015-11-21 00:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I can't believe you! YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! I'm complaining about this on my blog!2015-11-21 00:46:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Time to blow out the candles, FreeAim!2015-11-21 01:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Low blow, man. Low blow.2015-11-21 10:56:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I am now the grim reaper, come here, ali_star, I won't hurt you...2015-11-21 12:25:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

We all know ALISTAIR is to blame! AS ALWAYS!2015-11-21 15:49:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Let it snow, let it snow​, let it snow​!2015-11-21 16:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I had a race with a snail once. It went slow.2015-11-21 21:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yesterday I had some coleslaw​.2015-11-22 00:16:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Great.... Stupid judge..... It WASN'T ME I TELL YA! Stupid law.2015-11-22 07:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

That's a flaw.2015-11-22 10:14:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Flax seeds are amazing.2015-11-22 10:15:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

Yesterday I had some coleslaw​.

Come on, people! You can't use the modified word as part of another word! Slaw is an actual word though, you could've used it on its own. Some of you are being too lax with these rules. I take this game very seriously. Very seriously. VERY VERY VERY seriously. VERY VERY VERY VERY.... meh, you get the point.		2015-11-22 11:28:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I can't afford the tax... Spare me.2015-11-22 13:39:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Fine, I'll spare you. Now find a taxi​ and get out.2015-11-22 15:35:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Time for the lazy pluralification - taxis2015-11-23 09:41:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Man, I REALLY can't afford these taxes, ali_star, please have mercy, your taxes are WAY too high! As high as L1N3R1D3R in fact!2015-11-23 14:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

They need to be high. How else would I afford to send all my faxes?2015-11-23 15:21:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Fine, just reposes my Tv, theres too many faces in the television anyway.2015-11-23 16:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

With all of these species, what's being done with the feces?2015-11-23 19:42:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

We should all be like Ali_Star and start wearing fezes​.2015-11-24 04:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Nothing fazes you, Linerider.2015-11-24 10:08:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

All of a sudden, I feel a bit fazed, strange.2015-11-24 10:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I looked into the future and saw myself: Not Faded Away2015-11-24 11:56:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I feel a bit jaded.2015-11-24 13:00:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I saw a two-jawed​ shark skeleton at the museum.2015-11-24 22:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I'm awed by your sig, even though I have no idea who the guy on the left is.2015-11-25 10:44:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

'Awe yeah! We gonnah get a shoot on! Like 1895! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWW!2015-11-25 13:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Thou mustn't let thine action wae on thou.2015-11-25 15:10:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Wooo Yeah! *attempts to start a wave*2015-11-25 16:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Let's start the rave​!

WUB WUB WUB		2015-11-25 21:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

ravens.2015-11-26 07:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Let's start the rave​!

WUB WUB WUB

I'll continue on from this one, since Sir Monacle's response was not valid. Hopefull this will pave the way for a better response next time.		2015-11-26 09:37:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I have changed my avatar.2015-11-26 11:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Heavy objects were hard to heave.2015-11-26 11:27:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Freeaim!? Leave!2015-11-26 11:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I will cleave the meat before cooking it.2015-11-26 16:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I cleaved a pig once.2015-11-26 18:11:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Wanna see a magic trick? Just let me find my cleaver.2015-11-26 19:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

It has all become much clearer.2015-11-26 19:17:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I can see now that fog has cleared.2015-11-26 19:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, the windshield was just cleaned.2015-11-27 15:43:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Have you read the long fall by I leaned over?2015-11-27 16:49:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I leased my spare apartment to Sir monacle. I'm not sure if that was a good idea, though...2015-11-28 00:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Anyway, we went back to my place where she leashed me, just before...2015-11-28 01:01:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Jeez, how many leashes​ does she have?2015-11-28 02:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yeah..... I'm sorry about the apartment..... The mafia own it now.... I have to put leashes on my dog every time I walk them....

(I swapped the 'e's around )		2015-11-28 07:48:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yeah..... I'm sorry about the apartment..... The mafia own it now.... I have to put leashes on my dog every time I walk them....

(I swapped the 'e's around )

Doesn't count.

I will now whip lashes​ at you.		2015-11-28 15:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

After getting lashed by L1N3R1D3R I use splash.2015-11-29 07:41:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The lashing lasted​ for an hour.2015-11-29 19:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I listed L1N3R1D3R into Santa's Naughty list.2015-11-29 21:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

listen, I didn't kill anybody!2015-11-29 21:39:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The moon will glisten in the night sky.2015-11-29 23:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Let's hope it won't begin to blisten.2015-12-03 18:36:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Ow! FREEAIM! Your stupid table gave me a blister2015-12-03 19:14:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Wish I can finish my blaster in time for Seasonal Shenanigans.2015-12-03 20:09:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

I think I'm going to need a plaster for my blister.2015-12-03 20:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I am an avid laster​. Those shoes need a'shaping...2015-12-03 22:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I wish I could type faster but I'm freezing.2015-12-04 03:22:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

Is it just me, or are you getting fatter? 2015-12-04 07:00:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

He should work out more, to get fitter.2015-12-04 10:22:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I bought a fitted​ sheet for my mattress. Now I hope that it works.2015-12-04 14:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You guys need to get a kitted BBQ clothing.2015-12-04 18:57:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I have a tuxedo kitten. He's very adorable.2015-12-04 22:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I've been bitten! Kinky.2015-12-04 23:23:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I mean, I would be bitter if someone bit me, but if that's how you want to think about it... 8D2015-12-05 00:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I hate you guys and your stupid litter you leave your junk everywhere! It's painfull!2015-12-05 07:41:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Who is kinkier, Donald Trump or David Tennant? If your answer was the latter, you were correct.2015-12-05 18:48:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

This years batter was painfull to watch.2015-12-05 18:59:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I could barter​ with you if you wanted my computer.2015-12-06 00:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A little bit of flirty banter is always my jam.2015-12-06 23:20:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I only hope you weren't flirting with your banker.2015-12-06 23:50:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

Quick, there's a nuclear bomb dropping! To the bunker!2015-12-07 03:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Nice! a bomb shelter! Dibs on the bunked bed! Wait, why wont you let me in.... Why.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3vSRzkG82U		2015-12-07 07:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The bomb shelter is bunged, but I heard Vault 101 is nearby.2015-12-07 07:27:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I'm not going in that vault, I'd rather be hunged!2015-12-07 07:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No matter where you hide, how powerful you are, the hunger will be the end of you.2015-12-07 07:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Something something something hanger something something.2015-12-07 11:00:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I find your lack of creativity disturbing. Anger and hate are supreme.2015-12-07 12:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's funny, because 'Anger' is my middle name..... or is it 'Danger'? I'm confused.2015-12-07 12:29:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Confusion is like a dancer who stole your mind into her necklace and it's spinning around her like crazy.2015-12-07 12:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Next time on TenebrisNemo Dances with the Stars, the stars get tangled in his hair...again.2015-12-07 14:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Because, there's a dance on!2015-12-07 14:51:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I'll just be sitting in the corner, with my dunce hat.2015-12-07 15:35:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Anybody up for a hike in the dune?2015-12-07 17:31:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

Sure! Then we can dine at the local restaurant!2015-12-07 18:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Hey! isn't that a cool pine cone!2015-12-07 18:32:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

It is. And look at this bobby pin which was inside of it.2015-12-07 21:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Great, now I have to punish you all.2015-12-07 22:21:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I spun​ FreeAim in a circle. Don't ask why.2015-12-08 02:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

L1N3R1D3R please tell me why you span FREEAIM?2015-12-08 06:58:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

One should not ask the actions of a fool, monacle san.2015-12-08 07:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

This thread has gone down the pan.2015-12-08 12:46:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I checked the posts which were put here when I was away. I only found pain.2015-12-08 14:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Don't worry, there's bound to be at least a little gain.2015-12-08 14:20:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

You guys are never full, you just ate my buffet, thinking it was the main! I swear, I work like a slave.2015-12-08 15:45:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Don't look at me, I've eaten the min.2015-12-08 17:07:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

Ew, just put that in the bin.2015-12-08 17:48:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Your sin will follow you to the end of existence.2015-12-08 21:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I like to sing​ when I'm bored.2015-12-09 03:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Someone sang one of my favorite soundtracks in the shower.2015-12-09 06:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I hat this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UvBnWtYGD8		2015-12-09 07:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You hat that song? I don't have sound on this pc at the moment, is it the one that sounds like this:

Bing bong di ding dong bing bong
Bong bing di ding dang doo

?		2015-12-09 10:25:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

aGHHHHHH STARRING AT THAT SPIRAL IS MAKING ME INSAAANE! IT'S TOO LONG!2015-12-09 11:08:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Move along and stop torturing yourself.2015-12-09 13:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Wait.... I'm the only living thing on mars.... So... I'm alone.... Except for these stupid rovers that I have to hide from EVERY day! It's pain full!2015-12-09 15:41:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

If you really want to stay at mars right now, you will experience a lone life.2015-12-09 20:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Who wants the bone? That's right! You want the bone!2015-12-10 07:14:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The one bone?2015-12-10 09:38:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Shut up and go mine me some ore!2015-12-10 09:58:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

My eyes are sore from reading this amazing thread.2015-12-10 10:09:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Your eyes are needed to find ore from the mountain core.2015-12-10 10:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I really couldn't care less.2015-12-10 11:56:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You can't go bare naked in my pools! Rule 34 of the pool alliance!2015-12-10 11:59:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Don't you dare speak to the great Ali_Star in that tone.2015-12-10 15:28:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Don't you dare speak to the great Ali_Star in that tone.

Yeah, I'll order some steak, medium rare		2015-12-10 16:14:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

This steak is rarer​ than any other steak you've seen. That's why it's so expensive.2015-12-10 22:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wow! this chicken gets BARER and BARER!2015-12-11 07:07:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Who made this living gingerbread man? Baker?2015-12-11 10:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well it certainly wasn't the butcher, or the candlestick maker.2015-12-11 10:24:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Who put a pen marker on this table? They belong in a drawer, or in the garbage truck!2015-12-11 11:21:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I heard from a barker that the show which will be played tonight is 5* good.2015-12-11 11:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

When I try to barter in Fallout 4, the prices tend to be a bit high. I may need to increase my Charm rating.2015-12-11 12:49:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

And we're back at flirty banter... with the same letter e.2015-12-11 15:54:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Ha! FreeAim doesn't have a banner! Oh wait... I don't have one either...2015-12-12 00:51:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

*creak* went the door as it slowly shut behind me.... I could remember their voices..... "go in the mannor, it will be fun!" They said to me.... Oh, how those words haunt me..... My eyes are playing tricks on me, the shadows are following me.... No..... No... It's AO ONI! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!2015-12-12 06:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Actually, it's spelled manor​.2015-12-12 20:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

*creak* went the door as it slowly shut behind me.... I could remember their voices..... "go in the mannor, it will be fun!" They said to me.... Oh, how those words haunt me..... My eyes are playing tricks on me, the shadows are following me.... No..... No... It's AO ONI! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The last word was banner, but it's probably too late to point out now.

But it was a minor mistake. Be more careful next time.		2015-12-12 21:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's it, I'm dropping everything and becoming a miner.2015-12-12 22:59:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I bought some liner​ socks.2015-12-13 05:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Hey, you! rag-man! I am selling some of my finer wares, all half price, until Tuesday! Sir monacle's the name, I'm not one to blame!2015-12-13 07:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

This is a fine work of skill and creativity. You should take care of it.2015-12-13 18:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I can ride a line, can you!?2015-12-14 06:47:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Unfortunately, I only can while holding my magic lime...2015-12-14 10:45:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

Sir Monacle needs to brush up on the rules. He keeps making more than 1 modification time after time.2015-12-14 10:56:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Make sure his tie doesn't have any mistakes.2015-12-14 12:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's a lie! Take ali-star and his relentless criticizing on how I'm lazy with my spelling!

I mean, this time was a bit fair, but there's many loop-holes in this thread that you guys are oblivious to....		2015-12-14 13:37:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I like​ when people make obvious mistakes in their reasoning.2015-12-14 14:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Next person to make an illegal modification in this thread, will have their severed head skewered on a pike.2015-12-14 15:09:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

My pika would never allow that! He would just take that pike from your hands whilst you are not looking and be done with it.

http://naturemappingfoundation.org/natmap/photos/mammals/pika_5972np.jpg		2015-12-14 15:46:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

I don't think pikas are strong enough to carry a pike.2015-12-14 20:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Did you see that skateboard trick? That was sikas heck!

Okay, that's stretching it, but I can't just say pikes, can I?		2015-12-14 20:30:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Trying too hard is like trying to walk on spikes.2015-12-14 21:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Vertebrates have spines​.2015-12-15 00:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Stop throwing those pines at me! 2015-12-15 04:07:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

Wait, we're back to lines!2015-12-15 06:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

L1N3R1D3R likes...?2015-12-15 07:51:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Linerider likes lakes. He's a man of simple pleasures.2015-12-15 09:57:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

It takes too much time to travel to the nearest lake from here.2015-12-15 10:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well I guess you won't get a taste of my delicious cakes at the 2015 Lake Party.2015-12-15 10:51:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

The cake is a lie.2015-12-15 11:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

For God's sake, 2011 called. It wants its meme back, Tenebris.2015-12-15 15:57:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

This year to save me from tears, I'll give that meme for someone special.2015-12-15 17:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I'm starting to think I'm a slave in this cave..... Nah... May as well continue to mine!2015-12-15 17:37:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Slaves doesn't have any other choice but to do the work for their masters.2015-12-15 19:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

They need to roll their sleaves up and get to work then. What do they think I'm paying them for?



Oh wait......		2015-12-16 10:08:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

That leaves only one choice... I must put an end to your tyranny.2015-12-16 11:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

What? Don't pull this leaver? Oh, okay!


*pulls leaver*		2015-12-16 16:07:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You must be the leader of misfortunes.2015-12-16 21:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

To the year 30000! Bender!2015-12-17 07:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

To the year 30000! Bender!

1: That's a name, which aren't allowed.
2: You modified 2 letters instead of 1. 		2015-12-17 08:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

1: That's a name, which aren't allowed.
2: You modified 2 letters instead of 1.

Well it can also be used to describe someone who bends, but yes, Sir Monacle has done what Sir Monacle does best and modified 2 letters. Do you know what you'd call someone who lends? You'd call him a lender.		2015-12-17 10:23:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I sent 98 letters to my loved one who has been out there for 5 years. And some time after that, they were all returned to sender.2015-12-17 10:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You should go on a 2 day bender. (This term can also be used to describe an alcoholic drinking binge)2015-12-17 11:43:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Benders have many meanings. I thought he was talking about the character from Futurama, but oh well, silly me, what was I thinking?2015-12-17 11:50:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You should write down all your silly thoughts, and store them in binders.2015-12-17 12:47:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I don't think I will fill a single binder in my lifetime.2015-12-17 16:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Then you should be kinder to people.2015-12-17 17:15:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You can show me your kindness in the form of cinder.2015-12-17 18:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Where is everyone else? It's only us two posting! I think they must've drank too much cider.2015-12-18 09:44:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Ali_star, your fake grin couldn't be any wider We all know it was you who killed them....



How could you do it while grinning? Eating the cake... Down right criminal.		2015-12-18 15:06:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Your brain is wired​ very badly, Sir monacle.2015-12-20 01:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I am getting really tired of this monotonous bran cereal.2015-12-20 06:25:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

Your brain is wired​ very badly, Sir monacle.

You modified 2 letters.

You were supposed to destroy the rule breakers, not join them!

http://37.media.tumblr.com/5e65b61d347e2249daa671b21fdce1ab/tumblr_n35jxgdqsx1qbk7lno3_r2_250.gif

The tires of my faith have blown up.		2015-12-20 18:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You modified 2 letters.

You were supposed to destroy the rule breakers, not join them!

Look at the rules again. It is legal to swap the positions of two of the letters, which I did. Jeez, it's times like this where I wish people read the rules and not just assumed them based on the title of the thread.		2015-12-20 21:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yeah..... I'm sorry about the apartment..... The mafia own it now.... I have to put leashes on my dog every time I walk them....

(I swapped the 'e's around )

But... he swapped and it wasn't counted!


Doesn't count.

I will now whip lashes​ at you.

Oh right, he swapped the E:s...

My life was a lie.

http://replygif.net/i/760.gif

I won't waste any more time in here. I am unworthy.		2015-12-20 22:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Maybe you could improve your skills by becoming a mime.2015-12-20 23:50:00

Author:
Vervesack
Posts: 74

No, all the mime talents are mine​!2015-12-21 01:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Do you mind? I'm trying to have a nap! Keep it down!2015-12-21 10:06:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I'm trying to mend the problems in this world, Ali_Star. I'm sure that's more important than a single nap of yours.2015-12-21 15:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Be sure to reserve space for a menu of things.2015-12-21 16:46:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

I'm not a waiter, but I do have menus​ for everyone.2015-12-22 16:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Flippin' 'eck, LINERIDER, you had to pick a difficult one! I'm gonna go with munes, plural of mune..... it is a word apparently.2015-12-23 10:11:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You really had to dig through sand dunes​ to find that word, huh?2015-12-23 16:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Where could he be without his loyal Great Danes?2015-12-23 20:04:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

I know, right? Who dares​ to touch those majestic dogs?2015-12-23 21:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Who cares about those majestic dogs?2015-12-24 12:54:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You should care about those dogs!2015-12-24 16:11:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

Please at least care about them enough to not scare​ them.2015-12-24 16:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Don't worry. They aren't scared... ​I think.2015-12-25 12:56:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

I scored several points in that basketball game.2015-12-25 16:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

What a score!!!! That was terrible!2015-12-29 09:52:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I went to the store to buy stuff for the basketball party.2015-12-29 16:14:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Basketball party? Snore...2016-01-04 10:22:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I brought over a snare​ drum to wake Ali_Star up.2016-01-05 01:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

L1N3R1D3R snared his drum. It awoke no one.2016-01-05 06:54:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Jurassic Park. Spared no expense.2016-01-05 10:06:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Ali_Star's sentence sparked a conversation.2016-01-06 05:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I parked my car in the empty parking lot in a dark night.2016-01-06 12:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A wolf marked said car with a substance.2016-01-06 14:37:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813

The evil wizard raised his primordial staff and the heroes could only watch. His masked face was unnaturally alive when he was about to finish the ritual...2016-01-06 15:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

"Why must I be so evil? Why can't I just be a nice friendly wizard?" he asked himself.

"Because being evil is much more fun", replied a mysterious voice from the sky.		2016-01-06 16:21:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

The quest which was tasked to the brave heroes was important for the greater good, so the white witch raised her staff and started to deny the evil wizard's plans.2016-01-06 17:17:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I tasted it, alright? Can I go now?2016-01-06 18:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

They tested their limits and they finally stopped the evil wizard and saved the world.2016-01-07 05:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

After saving the world they were exhausted. They rested their weary heads for 40 days and 40 nights.2016-01-07 11:01:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

They rented a room from the inn where they first met and celebrated and told stories from their journey for many nights.2016-01-07 13:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

But they accidentally dented the air conditioner, so it failed to work properly.2016-01-08 01:53:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

A grunt within the tavern, with a densed mind, came to a conclusion that the one who broke the air conditioner was in the Necro's Dark Lands.2016-01-08 05:39:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yeah, I'm so dense 2016-01-08 07:06:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

As he traveled for days in search for Necro, he was following the old map which he found in an old store. Unfortunately, his lense had some dirt and the grunt traveled to the wrong direction for days.2016-01-08 08:47:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

After turning himself around, the grunt eventually made it to the Necro Town Centre. Entering the local Necro-mart, the grunt felt uneasy. The atmosphere was somewhat tense.2016-01-08 10:04:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

He could sense the negativity of that place, and pretty soon he found himself surrounded by thugs and thieves.2016-01-08 10:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

But from amongst the thugs and thieves, appeared a wise old man.

"Greetings", he said to the grunt.
"I am Sensei Monacle. I believe you are looking for a new air conditioner?"

The grunt looked on in amazement, what wise of wisdom would this age-old master dispense?

"Try aisle 3", mused the Sensei.

Suddenly, a mystical voice can be heard from the heavens.

"Clean up on aisle 4. Can I get a clean up on aisle 4?? Awwww jeez..... it's freakin' everywhere, man!"

The Sensei sighed, and walked on to complete his next arduous task, leaving the grunt dumb-founded at how such a wise looking man, can be working in such an establishment. Quite how this man knew exactly what the grunt was looking for, is anyone's guess. It is a mystery likely never to be solved...... until we announce the spinoff and milk this franchise to death, of course.





Can you tell I'm bored?		2016-01-08 14:52:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I sensed​ the inactivity in this thread and arrived just in time!2016-01-09 03:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I sense L1N3R1D3R is smuggling Sensedol from korea.2016-01-10 07:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The situation is getting tense​. How will Sir monacle handle it?2016-01-10 20:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Tens of assassins have been bullying the people in the city, and now their targets were L1N3R1D3R and Sir monacle...2016-01-10 22:31:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

They were hauling tons of weapons with them, but which ones to use?2016-01-11 02:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

They were everywhere! A ton of them came out of nowhere!2016-01-11 07:49:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

The top assassin, aka 'Big Dave', was known to be ruthless and unforgiving.2016-01-11 15:08:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

He is too OP and he is at the max level.2016-01-11 15:43:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

He is too OP and he is at the max level.

Not a real word...		2016-01-11 15:59:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

He is too op and he is at the max level. He is about to hunt Ali_Star down and bully him for hours!2016-01-11 16:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

He is too op and he is at the max level. He is about to hunt Ali-Star down and bully him for hours!2016-01-12 02:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

He is too op and he is at the max level. He is about to hunt Ali-Star down and bully him for hours!2016-01-12 07:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

He is too op and he is at the max level. He is about to hunt Ali-Star down and bully him for hours!

Where is the modification?

I need to go to the loo.		2016-01-12 10:28:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I may have mistaken, but do you live at the zoo?2016-01-12 14:02:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yes, but it was full of poo. *childish giggle*2016-01-12 14:05:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085


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